destinyminy

[destinyminy]

Thorin: you know nothing of the world.

Thorin: ...of treacherous tree hugging elves.

Thorin:...of cruel malicious men.

Thorin: of my majestic self.

Thorin: of gloin's snoring, bombur's farting, dwalin's grunting, fili's pratness, kili's stupidity or bofur's horse like laugh.

Thorin: ...of..... did i mention my majestic self?

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[destinyminy]

Gandalf: pray for the innocent.

Gandalf: pray for the broken.

Gandalf: and pray for the person who asked thorin for the directions.

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[destinyminy]

Gandalf: find your own way in this big world, bilbo

Gandalf: unless you are thorin, then you need a GPS

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[destinyminy]

Thorin *desperately*: how do i make bilbo like me?

Dwalin: Well, take one step at a time. Now, pretend that i m bilbo and ask me out.

Thorin *confused*: oka..y

Thorin*gets up and walks towards the door**opens the door*: Get out

Dwalin:

Dwalin:

Dwalin: Alright, i am too fabulous for this. *walks out*

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[destinyminy]

You know the cream colored cable knit jumper, that john wears during the first episode of sherlock. That same jumper is worn by joey in f.r.i.e.n.d.s(though i don't remember when)

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[destinyminy]

Thorin: why did you come back?

Bilbo: sure as hell not for your charming personality.

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[destinyminy]

Elrond: you have your grandfather's bearing.

Thorin: he made no mention of you.

Thorin: but he said something about gown wearing long twig and a stupid crown they wore

Thorin: and a ridiculously long nose.

The dwarrows: *snickering*

Bilbo *sighs*:guys, this is the reason we are not invited to any parties

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[destinyminy]

Thorin: hate you

Bilbo *looking cute, innocent and confused*: what??...

Thorin: date you, i will date you

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[destinyminy]

Bilbo*pointing towards the secret staircase*: i found the staircase, look over there.

Thorin: you have keen eyes, Master Baggins.

Thorin *screaming in his mind*: ThEn why can't you see MY love, MY passion, MY ardour, MY dedication, MY LUST FOR YOU.

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[destinyminy]

Jim and sherlock *giggling*

Mycroft *slightly disturbed*: what is happening?

John *sighing*: this time they outsmarted, outwitted and double crossed each other so many times that somehow they framed a cat for treason against the crown.

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[destinyminy]

Thorin: i cannot guarantee his safety

Thorin: nor will i be responsible for his fate

Thorin: So i will bundle him up in my coat and keep him by my side for the entire quest.

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[destinyminy]

Thorin: plant your tree....

Bilbo: erm... Thorin, you have to first plant seeds...

Thorin: watch them grow....

Bilbo *dryly*: it takes years for them to grow, how could i wa---

Thorin: Damn it Bilbo!!!! Let me have my last words.

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[destinyminy]

Fili *sighs*: We give him right direction, he gets lost.

Kili *smugly*: But what if we give him wrong direction.......

Fili *grinning*: he won't get losT!

Bilbo* tiredly*: There is a reason you are Thorin's heirs.

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[destinyminy]

Thorin to balin: loyalty, honor, a willing heart, i can ask no more than that.

*Fili and Kili running past them, wearing trousers on their head and yelling about boars*

Thorin: .......and sanity. Definitely sanity

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[destinyminy]

Meanwhile, John: for the last time, toes look good on feet, nOT IN THE BLOODY MICROWAVE!! DAMMIT SHERLOCK !!

Sherlock: just tea for me, thanks

*Quarantine period*

Microwave not working.

Jim: you are supposed to warm the food because that's what microwave DOOO!

Washing machine not working

Jim:You are supposed to clean this because that's what washing machine DOOO!

Seb*pulling out tranq gun*: alright, that's it

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[destinyminy]

Mary: HE WAS SAYING MY NAME!

John: No i wasn't

John: Mary....

Sherlock *narrows his eyes* : what?

John *hastily*: marry, will you marry mE?

Sherlock*smugly*: that's better.

#bbc sherlock #sherlock holmes #john watson #incorrect sherlock quotes

[destinyminy]

Life went from Smaug's i-am-fire-i-am-death to Sherlock's my-life-is-a-fine-mess.

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