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bts-boba · 2 days
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the urge i have to actually start writing fanfiction but i cannot write for shit
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bts-boba · 6 days
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any guys FREE PALESTINE!!
remember what brands to boycott!
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bts-boba · 6 days
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HELLO! i am back!
i somehow got logged out of my account and forgot the password and email 😭
but i woke up in the middle of the night (in a cold sweat) and remembered them!
so here’s a little update on my life!
i finally said fuck it and started the nursing program, so i’ve been wanting to rip my hair out because of how stressful it is.
i also got a puppy! her name is mabel (yes, after mabel from gravity falls) she is such a sweet little demon. pretty sure she has given my whole family at least five scars because she is a biter. (i have been working with her on it, but she just loves play biting) i’ll at a picture of her at the end!
i’ve watched one piece! my favorite character is buggy the clown, who could’ve guessed that? everyone, boba, literally everyone.
i have realized that i’m not actually attracted to males, and am, in fact, a lesbian. also, that i like she/they pronouns! so that’s always fun.
i hope whoever reads this far, has a good day/evening/night. make sure to drink an adequate amount of water! i’m proud of you!
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bts-boba · 2 years
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hi i keep thinking about this picture i saw on twitter
anyways, the queens dead let’s party!
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bts-boba · 2 years
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ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."
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bts-boba · 2 years
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passed out and had a dream that tumblr staff just quit one day without warning and the entire website was just like a basic screen of html code and people were posting things like “YOU FUCKING GUYS WHATS GOING ON” “WHERES THE WEBSITE” “WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO” and staff posted a youtube link where some teary eyed shirtless dude with no nipples explained that “you bitches don’t deserve a website. make one yourselves” so everyone unanimously decided to hold an election to decide who was going to be the king of tumblr and the election decided that some random middleaged man named Jinkle Fishwipe would be the new president of tumblr and there was some sort of live recording where it was revealed that Jinkle was literally just One Trout that someone dumped onto a podium and then it died. and at that point everyone in the audience took out daggers and started stabbing each other. and then i woke up
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bts-boba · 2 years
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hello, i took a small break but i’m back now hehe
also, enjoy this meme i found on twt
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bts-boba · 2 years
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dps as shit my friends and i say, part 2: electric boogaloo
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ginny: “who are you? who... are you? this is what i’d sound like if i was a girl.”
chris: “you are a girl ginny.”
ginny: “shut up chris”
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charlie to knox: “why don’t you ever sing with me? you’re supposed to be my bestie.” *cue small distant scream*
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pitts: “okay i’m going to stroke town.”
pitts: “population me”
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neil: “there’s nothing to live for and nothing to eat.”
charlie: “only onion”
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charlie to todd: “do you believe that not being able to watch spongebob as a kid has affected your ability to make meaningful connections?”
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cameron to charlie: “you look like you can’t swim”
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meeks: “the best fan fictions are titled like fall out boy songs, prove me wrong.”
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*neil and charlie texting*
charlie: you broke down because of a tiktok song
neil: no because of the trend
do u work tiktok
charlie: do i work tiktok???
neil: what
what the fuck did i mean
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knox: “once i learn how to use an oven it’s over for you freaks”
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todd: i can feel my fingers touching and it’s killing me
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todd, at a dance: *a closeup picture of his face* gonna vommie
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cameron: “try and find me the word tumblr in the u.s. constitution, and then i’ll consider it.”
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pitts: “did you just hiss at me?”
charlie: yes and i’ll do it again” *pokes pitts in the eye*
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todd: “i accidentally kneed him in the *looks around* penis yesterday”
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meeks: “how am i supposed to get bitches if i have pitts”
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todd: “the pizza burned my leg"
neil: "why didn't you tell me?"
todd: "it felt kind of good"
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cameron: “yeah, neil. i didn’t go to fucking sleep overs. i had no friends.”
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meeks, to todd and neil: “no sex in the trunk”
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charlie: “i would let that man slap my ass with those calves”
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charlie: “i almost squashed a child!”
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knox: “okay let cameron finish his story…”
knox: “does she have nice anKles?”
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todd: “when i was younger my grandma didn’t buckle her seatbelts”
charlie: “well you’re grandma’s fucking suicidal”
todd: “my grandma did get hit by a car!”
charlie: *wheeze*
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todd: “i gotcha nose”
neil: “NOO”
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pitts: “i’m deep throating a frosty”
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neil: “i’m not horny but i’d let todd shove a stick up my ass”
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cameron: “don’t pass out in the back of my car”
meeks: “i just did”
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charlie: “how do you spell ‘uh oh’?”
cameron and meeks: *turning their heads in unison towards charlie*
charlie, 5 seconds later: “oh, exactly how it sounds”
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neil: “meeks did you take lactaid?”
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todd: “chemistry is fucking awful! it’s like a roller coaster with a vertical drop. you start out fine and then it just goes downhill and keeps getting worse and there's no ground to stop you and die so you just keep going and it just keeps getting worse.”
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neil, at 3 a.m.: “hop the dick like a grasshopper”
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charlie: i could see me killing todd one day
also charlie : i could see todd killing me some day
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meeks: *see’s a person he doesn’t like*
meeks: *turns to todd*
meeks: “todd! let’s pretend we’re having a conversation… hi!”
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charlie: “knox i will piss my pants”
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neil to meeks: “you spelled maggot wrong earlier”
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charlie to cameron: “you look like you can't swim”
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pitts: “don’t push me! you know I'm clumsy”
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knox: *blowing smoke out of his mouth* “it looks like a little piss stream of smoke”
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charlie: “hey pitts, you look like a green pepper”
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todd: “boutta pop a melly, so i can get some godDAMN sleep for once in this house!”
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bts-boba · 2 years
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NOTE TO SELF: DO NOT REWATCH ORDER OF THE PHOENIX IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO CRY OVER SIRIUS BLACK
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bts-boba · 2 years
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i need to stop relating to dps characters so much or i'll end up like one of them
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bts-boba · 2 years
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thank you for the tag @luperael
last song: the kids aren’t alright- fall out boy
last show: most recent one i’ve finished is probably stranger things
last book series: uhhh not sure, but i’m about to start the secret history by donna tart
currently watching: our flag means death (holy frEAK it’s all so gay /pos)
current obsessions: DEAD POETS SOCIETY and stranger things :P (i want to put them all in my pocket to protect them *wipes tear*) also, my marauders obsession is starting to come back soooo,,,
@that-bi-fan @hxneyluv @becomingicarus @annoyingbychoice @gustingirl and anyone else who wants to do this!!!
Nine people that I wanna get to know better!
Thank you so much for tagging me @xthescarletbitch 🖤 so sweet of you!
Last song: What You Will Leave Behind(End Titles) it’s from a game I still really need to play called “Spiritfarer”
Last show: The Owl House, 10/10 would recommend. It’s sooo cute!!
Currently watching: I have a few, I’m rewatching both Legend Of Korra and Heavens Offical Blessing, then Tom and Jerry for whitenoise while I sleep. 😂
Currently reading: Anything fan fiction honestly.
Current obsession: Anything to do with these women! Abby Anderson, f!Eivor, Kassandra, Korra, Vi, Sevika, and f!Dani cause I’m gay as fuck!🖤❤️💜
How is Far Cry 6 by the way, I’ve never played Far Cry but I’m obsessed with F!Dani… >>
Tagging(sorry if you already got tagged🥲)
@hotxcheeto @kassandras-one-braincell @blkdyke @danicruel @heartfairy @badasserywomen @purplesunrisefanfic @randomwritingguy @booppooo
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bts-boba · 2 years
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thinking of making another dps as shit my friends and i say bc we’re all stupid asf
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bts-boba · 2 years
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i’m really getting attacked today
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"The sky is overcast, and I'm sorry."
Dead Poets Society // Peter Weir @aedan-mills @inahallucination @zeegy so like sorry not sorry but here's my come back AHSDJAHDSJ
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bts-boba · 2 years
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warning: certain actions might cause violent sobbing
“don’t cry it’s just a scene” the scene:
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bts-boba · 2 years
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both @annoyingbychoice and @gustingirl tagged me in this 😭 thank you both sm
the whole “being dead” thing- beetlejuice musical
ma city- bts
teddy picker- arctic monkeys
love bites- def leppard
= (equal sign)- jhope
@ everyone because i’m nosy and want more music to listen to :D
thank you for the tag @his-name-is-ed <3 to list the 5 songs I’ve had on repeat lately:
placebo - running up that hill
muse - madness
snow patrol - somewhere a clock is ticking
she & him - i could’ve been your girl
the chemical brothers - wide open
no pressure tags: @johnsimms @anthony-kate @moonlightpirates @brotherslynchs
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bts-boba · 2 years
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i live for this kinda stuff *wipes tear*
love the poets hyping todd so much
todd: *exists*
the poets: yES WHAT AN ICON. A LEGEND. THE MOMENT. YESSS KING
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bts-boba · 2 years
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10 characters, 10 fandoms, 10 tags
thank you for tagging me in this!!
todd anderson- dead poets society
remus lupin- harry potter (pls i love the marauders sm)
robin buckley- stranger things
klaus hargreeves- umbrella academy
zuko- avatar: the last airbender
howl pendragon- howls moving castle
crowley- good omens
sypha belnades- castlevania
jake peralta- b99
kyo soma- fruits basket
i’m tagging: @gustingirl @ineffable-hubbiewubbies @hxneyluv and anyone else who wants to do this!!
10 Characters, 10 Fandoms, 10 Tags
@rajalagang tagged me in this super cool post! thank u love!! (i’m p sure we say our most uh…blorbo characters, one for each fandom?)
Richard Campbell Gansey iii - The Raven Cycle
Sokka - Avatar The Last Airbender
Ted (Theodore) Logan - Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Neil Perry - Dead Poets Society
Five, Klaus, and Diego Hargreeves - The Umbrella Academy (i cheated… sorry guys… they r a package)
Sea Hawk - She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
Cameron Frye - Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Orla McCool - Derry Girls
Stiles Stilinksi - Teen Wolf
Mike Wheeler - Stranger Things
Morgana Pendragon - BBC’s Merlin
tagging @oretlumiere @trouvailleamor @inthewild-flowers @leiagf @transswaguline @moth-rothko @unearthedteacup @bts-boba !! if u guys want!!
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