OK, so a week or two ago, I discovered a video about the Nintendo Switch's parental controls, and today, after seeing a few YouTube Poops about it, I got the crazy idea to vocode the audio. Basically, I edited the audio using FL Studio and a demo version of XILS-lab's XILS 5000 Vocoder (itself modelled after the EMS Vocoder 5000).
Now for a politically-neutral Sonic headcanon...and one just in time for Pride Month, no less: in spite of their little rivalry, Rouge actually thinks Amy is very cute and would love to hang out with her.
With Memorial Day in our rear-view mirrors and the Fourth of July coming 'round the bend, I thought it was time for a patriotic Sonic headcanon: while not particularly pledging allegiance to any one country, Sonic is a big believer in the phrase "stand for the flag, kneel for the fallen". In contrast, national holidays make Shadow rather skittish because some - like the Roseinian Empire's "Revolution Day" - remind him of how political extremists were responsible for many conflicts around the globe.
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As usual, I was screwing around on the Internet rather than working on one of my latest stories, and I found something so heartwarming that I just had to share it. I realize that not everybody here is a fan of John Wayne, and I know that most - if not all - of us have had our fair share of gripes with the US government, but really, I feel that this message is too important to not share with everybody, and I want all of you to wake up tomorrow and make something out of your day no matter how horrible it turns out to be. The way I see it, if we all do that, then we might not just end up making a better country, but a better world. Ciao for now, and grease for peace!
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I also have a Sonic/Mario crossover headcanon: the Mushroom Kingdom exists in the world of Sonic. It's located on the northwestern border of the Kingdom of Mobius (or whichever country you think the Sonic characters primarily live in).
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And here's an LGBTQ Sonic headcanon: Neither Sonic nor Shadow have any particular sexual or romantic orientation. Sonic just grew up thinking it was normal for people to love other people regardless of biological sex or gender identity. As for Shadow, Gerald figured that he would end up being straight, but the Ultimate Life Form ended up feeling that he had better things to worry about than loving someone based on such superficial concepts as biological sex or gender identity.
Also, while Rouge is often paired up with Knuckles or Shadow, she'll flirt with other women just to be cheeky, and she's completely open to going out with other women. As a matter of fact, she once had a relationship with another girl when she was younger.
Speaking of Sonic metal headcanons, while a big metalhead, Shadow isn't the biggest fan of Black Sabbath or Ozzy's solo stuff because he feels that they're a bit oversaturated. In contrast, Sonic really loves Black Sabbath and Ozzy, though he feels that Black Sabbath with Dio or any other singer was only okay at best.
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Another Sonic headcanon: while not as big a metalhead as Shadow, Sonic likes a few of the same metal bands that he does, most notably Judas Priest and Anvil.
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Speaking of Peach, I don't know about any of you, but I think she has the most beautiful hair of any fictional character I've ever seen.
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In other Mario-related news, my interest in the Mario series was rekindled because of this one fanfic that I'm going to release this July, so I decided I'm going to catch up on some Mario games that I missed. Just recently, I bought a copy of Super Princess Peach for Nintendo DS, and thus far, it's fun, not to mention it's really interesting to play as the damsel in distress for a change.
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OK, so a week ago at work, I was thinking to myself, and being the kind of guy who gets a billion ideas at once, I was thinking about that hack of Super Mario 64 that I featured, and somehow, I got the brilliant idea to do this remix of one of my favorite disco songs: "Born to Be Alive" by Patrick Hernandez, only all of the instruments except the drums are "Hi I'm Daisy!" Man...I'm so bad!
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OK, now that I got that out of my system, here's a Sonic headcanon for some positivity: Shadow takes a good chunk of whatever money he gets and donates it to breast cancer charities and women's rights organizations.
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I'm gonna be totally honest: I don't like Lady Gaga's music. However, I learned today that she was raped at 19 years old, and that made me feel sad. Personally, I don't believe any woman deserves that, and while I'm being honest, whenever I hear stories about women being raped, I just wanna take my .357 and cap the guy who did it.
Sonic fruit headcanon: Shadow's favorite fruit is oranges. He's especially fond of the Cara Cara variety.
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OK, on Friday night, I stayed up past my bedtime and I somehow found this Super Mario 64 hack. Don't get me wrong, I think Princess Daisy is hot, but I swear, whoever came up with this idea was on LSD.
I was thinking about how Shadow the Hedgehog is immortal, and I thought about how this works: so basically, Shadow's nervous system and Hedgehog Sense work together to determine if he is being subjected to any sensation that would ordinarily cause pain and injury. If he is, then his quills and skin harden up to a great degree at the area where an attack hits, and his body secretes a high degree of a painkilling hormone. For example, if somebody tries to shoot Shadow, the bullet will deform upon hitting him. Granted, he still feels the bullet hitting him, but it doesn't hurt one bit. Similarly, he is immune to disease because that same painkilling hormone will also wipe out malicious germs.
On the other hand, Shadow is still ticklish because even though tickling involves nerve signals that are associated with pain, the type of touch associated with tickling doesn't produce sufficient force to activate the defense mechanisms I mentioned earlier.
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I was going to add something to this, but I think I'm gonna let Grand Funk Railroad do all the talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiaVYUdfAow
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OK, so I was looking up the heights & weights of various Mario characters, and I noticed something odd: according to all available data, Princess Peach is 6'0" (182.88 cm) and weighs 132 pounds (60 kg). I calculated her BMI using the National Heart, Lung, and Blood Institute's BMI calculator, and according to this, her BMI is 17.9, which would make her underweight. However, in the official artworks I've seen of her, she doesn't appear to be emaciated. On the contrary, she appears to have a nice figure. So, what sort of sorcery is going on here? Do normal BMI standards not apply in the Mushroom Kingdom or something?
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OK, so a few minutes ago, I was screwing around, looking up info on Back to the Future sound effects, and I came across the WEIRDEST thing: apparently, Ben Stiller of all people once auditioned for the role of Marty McFly. Here's a link as proof: https://people.com/movies/ben-stiller-back-to-the-future-audition-video-marty-mcfly/