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Me and my friends were playing a murder mystery game. This was — in hindsight — a terrific idea.

Friend1: so we’re after a serial killer?

Me: no, a spree killer.

Friend2: an aspirin killer?? What, are they killing the CEO’s?

Me: wtaf, you broomstick.

Friend3: okay— okay no but what’s happened to jermony..?

Friend1: who?

Friend2: who?

Friend3: no im serious wheres jermony

Me: ..do you mean the James? He died

Friend3, done: WHO TF IS JERMONY THEN????????

Me: calm it build a bear

Friend2: HOLY SHIT THATS WHAT THE KILLERS DOING!

Friend3: building bears?

Friend2: don’t antagonize me.

#why are they like this #comedy #never play a bored game with 4 nureodivergent teens that kill each other daily #funny shit #funny post #incorrect quotes #possible incorrect quotes #I want to see people use these w/ their favorite characters!!

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annabeth: don’t panic, i have a few knives up my sleeve for situations like this

new camper: don’t you mean tricks?

percy: no, she doesn’t

annabeth, taking dagger out of sleeve: no, i don’t

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Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

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Are your friends ever just

Like that.

There is no changing them and I love them for it

#friend: so r we a gang or a cult #we looked like a gang at that ceremony thing #friend: what’s our gang name?? OH OH #friend: it should be *my name* gang! #friend 2: big strong bodyguard leader *my name* #this is not a worship cult #we r the gladiators now shahid

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Opened an old google docs account, but be document. I open?

“What are you supposed to say to a sobbing girl who apparently thinks you’re dead when you don’t even remember being alive?”

Past me WTF ???? Raw AS FUCK LINE?? For WHAT???

Really just pullin shit outta my ass now..

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Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

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I love the idea of the league deciding to kidnap 1-A and of course everyone is freaking out, but a few days later the villains just drop the kids off at UA again begging Eraserhead to take them back.

They’ve seen the class in the field, not in the dorms. They have no idea just how chaotic and unhinged this group of twenty teenagers is.

Aizawa is amused because the rest of the world looks at his class and sees the next generation of heroes. He looks at them and thinks about that one time Shouto froze half the countertop at breakfast because the toaster going off scared him. Or when Iida thought someone was breaking into the dorms and when Aizawa investigated he found Ojiro running around the common room with the zoomies like the overgrown cat he is because he forgot to take his sleep aid at dinner.

This would be priceless. Could you imagine poor Kurogiri having to not only deal with his terrible children, but twenty extra terrible children that are all actively trying to escape (or at least cause as many problems as humanly possible)? Their regular amount of chaos would be magnified by 1000x just because its the league and they dont want to be there. The kidnapping wouldnt even last a full 24 hours before the league realized the monumental mistake they made

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The word television is so fucking cool????

Like tele (telepathic, telekinesis..) and vision ( Wanda vision?? Tunnel vision?? The word vision???)

#brainrot.txt #kill my thoughts #like wtf #srs wtf am I even talking about???

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Holy shit. If you to bawl your fucking eyes out READ THIS NOW.

I don’t normally cry at fanfics but holy shacks doodles it’s 2am and I am BAWLING. Just trying to not wake anyone D::::::

#izuku midoriya #mha #fanfic #angst #major character death #im cryign

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Midoriya, sighing: actually, i am the only foster child in this family.

Shinso: seriously?

Midoriya: yes! i mean, look! you're the spitting image of a child from this family! even Dabi looks like our father!

Yamada, pinching his cheeks: and, in my opinion, you are absolutely our biological son.

Aizawa: it's true. you have Zashi's personality and my love for cats and coffee.

Midoriya: yes, but i don't have the main trait of the Aizawa's family.

Dabi: oh? what is it?

Midoriya: love for loud blondes. i mean!! look, Hitoshi yearn for Kaminari, and it's mutual, and Dabi is in love with Hawks!

Aizawa: *choking on coffee*

Shinso: *laughs out loud*

Midoriya: what?..

Dabi and Yamada together: Bakugo.

Midoriya: ...

Midoriya: oh no.

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Present mic would call his children “kid-pie.”

No I will not be elaborating

#mha headcanons #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #present mic

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Vigilante Izuku: wtvr do you mean eraserdad???

Eraser: you were stabbed 3 times last night?????????

Vigilante Izuku: Tis but a scratch

Eraser: wtf that’s worse than me

Denki: Woa bro how’d you find me again?

Vigilante Izuku, who is genuinely concerned for Denki: imma stalker.

Denki: cool

Vigilante izuku: my fav person!!

Momo: is it bc I give you food?

Vigilante Izuku: Momo hon you r the equivalent of a goddess yes

This is a draft for my Vig Izuku au lololololol

#mha au idea #drafts #wip

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I am whole heartedly pouring my lil mha aus into tumblr at 1am tonight but wtv

Izuku gets kidnapped

A lot.

Katsuki too, but not as often

Somewhere along the road they made secret language n code n things to help

Kats is still a brat but you can only take trauma bonding so far

So their parents are almost first name basis w cops and r so done it’s scary. Most of the time the kidnappers r just quirk traffickers or quirkless experimenters but they all vary in levels of security n success. Izu and kats love to roast their asses like the sassy feral gremlins they are

The longest someone could hold Izuku (alone, escaping was always faster w a bomb) was 7 and a half day, the longest they ever held Katsuki was 5 days.

One day they’re like 10 yro and playing in the park or wtvr 10 yro s do. Suddenly this fatty ass doctor man that looks suspiciously like the doctor who diagnosed Izuku was kidnapping them. The kids didn’t really struggle, they knew how to catch ppl off guard and all. They just needed an opportunity

Spoiler: they never got one lol

So ya know Afo has now kidnapped them and keeps em for like 3 years to do experiments on

They both incredibly op now and have a shit load of quirks

These brats DECIMATE that whole lab bc ‘hahaha afo is weak and unstable from All might plus doc is stupid’

Legit killed every doctor/experimenter there

(I’m a sucker for Dadzawa so you know…)

Eraserhead finds these two freaking terrible grimy 13 yro and just “mine now”

Yamada can’t even complain

So now the boys r training to be real heroes and can’t be normal friends outside of their little secret code/language so everyone but Aizawa and co. think they hate the others guts

Also therapy

#izuku midoriya #mha au idea #Dadzawa #holy shit imma cry #this is depressing

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Jack of All trades quirk Izuku

But he’s just bullshitting

Analysis? Oh ya super easy always love that

When did he learn to knit? Oh ya know jus quirk things

Wtf where did that robot come from??? Oh nvm Izuku’s quirk helped him

how tf did a child get into the HSPC and find hawks file??? Oh shat it’s his quirk man

That explosion the other day that totes wasn’t just a rigged trap for funnies but actually stopped villains??? Nah bro just a little side effect of izu’s quirk

Oh??? Flawless in many languages???? Just comes so naturally

Can bench press like five ppl??? Workouts, nah! Just have a lil super strength

Omg did he just tone down my quirk how how how how how??????? Oh nvm it wasn’t him disabling me jus his funky lil quirk

Woa bru how’d he just ace that assignment it’s so hard? Oh not studying just intelligence aspects of his quirk lol

Where did this man learn to BUILD, HACK, SEW, FLIP, FALL, PUNCH, MATH, LANGUAGE, HISTORY, SCIENCE, EVERYTHING

He just knows how to do a lil bit of everything and is bullshitting his way into the hero course

Mama Inko is having a heart attack a day

Extra

Denki: hoky shit bro he can totally read minds

Kiri: ikr he destroyed that villain the other day

Bkg, fed tf up: HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A QUIRK

Iida: wtvr do you mean???

Tsu: ofc he does it’s so cool

Kiri: ya man

Deku, giggling internally: ya ofc I do what do ya mean kacchan?????

#my hero academia #boko no hero academia #izuku midoriya #Jack of all trades Izuku #izuku has a quirk #Bakugou is so done #feral izuku

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It’s like 1am but wtvr

Imagine

Pls

That Izuku accidentally got OFA by biting All Might after the sludge villain cuz he was scared a a fucking feral child

And all might just doesn’t notice bc that man is like ‘damn a child just bit my arm alr, wth, anygay’ and moves on

Then like Bakugou gets attacked right? Bro Izuku freaking nails sludge bastard in the eye w a notebook and HOLY SUGAR PLUMS IS THAT KID PRODUCING LIGHTING????? HOW DID HE BREAK HIS ARM????? WHY TF AINT HE LIKE CRYIN OR SMTH

All might DOESN’T find this crazy feral kid again but now Izuku has a quirk that was there before and he has no idea what to do

Cue bkg being pissy and Izuku accidentally breaks the Pomeranian’s fingers

Like BAMF Izuku who accidentally get ofa and just shits his way through it

#izuku midoriya #boku no hero acedamia #mha bakugou #mha headcanons #mha au #mha au idea #feral Izuku #chaotic Izuku Midoriya #all might

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You know what I love the idea of?

Bakugou and Mina being hand-holding buddies.

You can’t tell me that as Mina latches herself on to bkg and they grows as friends and grow trust that these two people who, most likely, have a fear of hurting someone by touching them with their quirks, don’t bond.

Like, bkg produces nitroglycerin as sweat, we know this. He, especially as he gains friends and changes, is probably afraid of hurting someone with his sweat. Whether it be by making someone prone to explosions or just idk poisoning them?

Then there’s Mina. From what I know we haven’t really seen anything saying that she ever felt negatively towards her quirk but you can’t tell me that someone who produces literal acid, especially as a kid when she couldn’t control it that well, she wasn’t afraid of hurting someone. She wants to be a hero, why wouldn’t she be afraid of hurting someone? Accidents happen too, and when she first got her quirk it must’ve been hard, and she never would want to hurt someone like that.

So I introduce:

Mina and Bakugou build enough trust in each other that when their anxious or feeling shitty they hold each others hand. It’s such a small action to anybody else, but to these two who are incredibly scared to hold people’s hands invade they hurt them, it means so much that they can relate and trust each other enough to do this

Idk it makes sense to me tell me whatcha think

#bnha bakugo katsuki #bnha #mha #mha headcanons #bakumina #platonic #platonic bakumina #mha quirks