My mom be like.
6 year old girl: *accidentally spills juice*
Parents: no one will marry u if u do that
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I was thinking a lot this past few days and I came to the conclusion that my life would be much easier if I wasn't living.
lol
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I just wanted to say...
Helpless egg
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As a child, I loved celebrating the 'New Year', this excitement, new opportunities, New Year's resolutions, this atmosphere always charmed me, now it's so hard for me to admit to myself that it's past, I'm not excited, I don't see new opportunities, I don't make New Year's resolutions. I don't feel it and I want to enjoy this special night so much. I feel some kind of guilt, I want to be happy why can't I !? It makes me jealous, everyone else is happy, I wish I was. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I know everything seems more 'magical' in memories but I want to feel the same about the new year as i did when I was a child.
Happy New Year everyone.
2022
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Ok, hear me out...
They have the same personality. THE SAME. I realized it yesterday, and since then I can't stop thinking about it...
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People my age: The last party was fire! I can't wait for the next! I've met so many new awesome people, I miss them already 😢
Me: Ok! This is amazing! I just wrote an email! God it's so much social interaction... *starts overthinking*
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"NO REAL WOMAN WANTS TRANS 'WOMEN' IN A FEMALE BATHROOM"
Bitch, I want. Let women go to women's bathrooms, what the fuck is wrong with you!?
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If you could choose a place where to die, where would you die?
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I... I made a new pick-up line.
(When you see them)
Heeey, I think I'm dying because either I see an angel now or the devil is sexier than I thought ~
I don't know how you'll can resist me. Lol.
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Do you ever just look at your cat and realize he's a ball of fluff and sugar? Or is it just me...
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"The awareness of my existence makes me want to end it"
Me 2021.
I'm such a poet ~
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I feel like there are a few moments when you can realize that you're gay for example when you want a dog/cat but you also want to just run around and steal ducks
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I love how my mom always says that I wasn't gay until I read it on the internet... like dear birth giver, when I was four i had a crush on her:
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If you believe in Alpha Beta Omega Sigma-Male (or female) then just please... shut the fuck up, no one wants to listen to you, no one even respects you.
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I feel like Damiano David is the person we should send to horny jail first. If someone deserves it, it's him. And it's not a hate comment it's actually a complement.
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One of the most personal relationships is between a man and his bluetooth headphones...
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