“GEIZMO HAS AN ACCOUNT NOW!? WHAT!? I CAN’T EVEN ESCAPE HIM HERE!?”
“THIS ISN’T FAIR AND I WILL BE SPEAKING TO MY LAWYER ABOUT THIS!”
“HAS ANYONE SEEN ELEANOR!?”
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“This just in….I might wind up banned from posting here again.” 😅
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“Simon and Brittany sittin’ in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G.”
“Hey, wait! Didn’t Brittany say nerds weren’t her type!?”
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“Unbanned! I missed April Fools Day though!”
“I promise I learned my lesson. No more making Geizmo swim in dirty socks.”
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“My dad banned me from Tumblr for a while, but now I m back and it is time to PARTY!”
“Also, Jeanette wanted me to remind you not to feed bread to ducks or something like that. I forget exactly what she said.”
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“Simon’s lecturing me about not listening to dad again. I’m so confused.”
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“Hanging out with the comic book club is so cool. Louis, Isaac, Natalie, and Vanessa are such awesome friends. I especially like Natalie because she lets me tell her all about whatever’s on my mind. And she’s a big fan of my rap album.”
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“So I was watching some of The Penguins Of Madagascar on YouTube, when suddenly DAVE decides I need to go outside and “exercise.” What a giant pain in the tail feathers!”
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“This is your daily reminder that Bird Is The Word.”
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“Wrapping presents is really fun!”
“I mean, I totally got Geizmo to do it for me because I don’t have hands, but watching him wrap them is fun!”
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“Did everyone get my Christmas list so they know what presents I want?”
“I have enough hats, so no more of those!”
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“Here! Have some drawings of my glorious face!”
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“EefinJo on Discord drew me this beautiful present a few Christmases ago!”
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Would you include "Surfin' Bird" if you had your own mixtape?
THE BIRD IS THE WORD!
“You betcha! Also Fly Away, House Wren, Rockin’ Robin, The Wind Beneath My Wings, and my all time favorite Gertie’s Birdseed Diner!
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“Waiting for the perfect moment to fly away from Auntie Eleanor and make my escape.”
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“I promise I’ll be on my best behavior! Bird’s honor!”
“Who let Warbie on Tumblr?”
“Come on, Theo, I know it was you. Let’s be real.”
“I thought the agreement was no Tumblr until he proves that he can handle not insulting Geizmo or making insensitive jokes!”
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