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Just Another Cooking Session (Obey Me!) fic

summary: The kitchen is filled with cooking and chatter. Mostly of the human exchange student talking with Lucifer and Beelzebub. Casual, fluff, romance.

Molly was currently in the kitchen of the House of Lamentation. Making the meal for the demons she dearly loves. A few pots on the stove steaming as they cook various items. While Molly took the time to finish a plate of sub sandwiches to then hand the whole plate over to a very hungry Beelzebub. Who gladly took the plate to kiss her on the cheek and begin munching away. Making Molly smile as she started chopping fruits for a fruit salad.

It was at this point Lucifer walked into the kitchen to look very irate. His steps taking him to sit next to Beelzebub and sigh. So Molly moved to pour the now whistling tea kettle. A steaming mug of green tea soon in Lucifer's hands for the demon to smile in gratitude. His words warm and only hinting at his fatigue. "It would seem you expected my arrival. Or were you going to ask me to join you?"

Molly sighed to nod as Beelzebub nudged half a chicken sub over to Lucifer for him to eat as they talked. Which Lucifer took without question to nibble on as Molly kept chopping fruit. Her words sullen and soft. "I've been having a hard time with a specific want. Namely how I feel about a certain someone." Beelzebub kept munching as Lucifer raised an eyebrow. The Avatar of Pride soon sipping at the tea to then muse a little. "Here I figured you would go to Asmodeus for this kind of discussion. But I take it you already did?" Molly nodded to then huff. "Spent all day doing a spa treatment therapy session with him over things. Which also led to him crying over the fact he isn't the one I fell in love with and ended up as number three." Lucifer flinched as Beelzebub paused mid bite. The Avatar of Gluttony asking, "Do I get to know where I am on the list, Molly?" This had Molly smile sadly to tap Beel on the nose. "Number two is you, my beloved teddy bear." Beelzebub blushed to then hum as he finished his current sandwich. While Lucifer sighed to note, "I already know I am not in the top five. Which stings a bit when it comes to this... Situation."

Molly chuckled to then tap Lucifer on the nose. "You place fourth, actually. But it's mostly a tie between you and Mammon. Do not let that out of the kitchen." Lucifer thought on this to then grin with a fiendish glint to his eyes. "Number one has been apparent for a good long while to myself and to Lord Diavolo. Despite the fact that said number one is completely unable to fathom such. Yet it suits both of you so very well that your heart belong to Leviathan." Beelzebub hummed to then lick his fingers free of sauce. "Right. Both of you love anime and video games. Both of you tend to be really shy. Passionate and tactful. Like two peas in a pod." Molly looked to her hands as a blush roared over her face. Making Lucifer chuckle as he sipped his tea. "I remember when Leviathan fell asleep with you in the living room after the both of you had challenged a tournament group online. Mammon and Satan had also joined the tournament and fell to your combined might. But then you both took second place. Leviathan looked heartbroken for you to openly throw your arms around him and say how fantastic he had done. He'd been about to cry for you both losing. yet you praised him and looked like you had won first place in all three realms."

Beelzebub grinned to openly chuckle. "I still have that photo. It's my favorite of you two together. Levi never expected you to be so happy over losing. But then you made it clear it was his skill and effort that mattered. He told me later how stunned he was. So I told him what you tell me." Molly smiled to recount her manta out loud. "Do your best and celebrate how far you get. That is what really matters in the end." Lucifer nods to finish his tea and smile. "Leviathan will always struggle with his sin. But when he is with you... That emptiness is filled for him to savor the now. I could not ask for more for any of you." Beelzebub stills when Lucifer turns to him to place a hand on Beelzebub's shoulder and hum a warm notation of affection. "This family is the most priceless treasure in all of existence. So we need to be glad for what we have. But I vote we do a special something for Molly and Levi. What say you, Beel?"

Beelzebub nods to then grin. "I want to do that. In fact, I may have an idea on what we should do. There's supposed to be this big concert in the Human World next month that Leviathan mentioned." Molly blinks to then squeak. "Oh! The concert is for the Final Fantasy series! All the best music from the games are going to be played by a live orchestra! It happens once a year and tickets can be extremely hard to get!" Lucifer grins to note, "Would the music include that one album of piano music you gave me as a surprise?" Molly nods for Lucifer to pour himself another cup of tea. "Then we should get tickets. For all of us. But then we get you and Leviathan a special after concert gift. Namely a reservation at a fine restaurant to have an evening to yourselves." Molly soon rushed over to tackle hug Lucifer and Beelzebub for both demons to hug her back. The human giving happy squeaks of sheer excitement. "Thank you so much, Luce!"

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Random Trigun Modern Verse Au idea I had earlier.

OC moves in with Vash due to reasons. Say they know each other from high school and OC moves out to crash with Vash in a clean but small apartment.

OC meets Wolfwood when they are moving their stuff in. Dude is casually not wearing a shirt after a workout and OC has a moment.

Things go great for the next few weeks. Movie nights. Gaming streams of the three of them playing Stardew Valley or such.

Then OC has a moment where they realize they are in love. With Vash / Wolfwood / both. They have a crisis in their room all day.

So OC writes stuff out in a journal to just get it all out of their system.

Another week goes by, only to hear that both Vash and Wolfwood are going out with someone. Like full on date out and don't come back until morning.

Cue OC being very supportive but secretly just dying inside.

OC talks with Meryl over chat the whole night as Meryl grumbles over how dumb those men are. (cuz yes they should be going out with OC)

OC ends up finding both Vash and Wolfwood the next morning on the couches and both of them are looking blissful and happy. This has OC just die all the way inside and go right back to bed. Next day is spent with OC hiding in their room and both Vash and Wolfwood start getting worried.

I will leave the rest to the fandom to write out whatever scenarios come next.

#Trigun Modern AU #fanfiction ideas #Trigun

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Mammon is terrified of you.

Well, he's terrified of almost everything, really. Horror movies. His older brother. Credit card debt. A harmless bug. A bad pull of the slot machine. But you. You are the most frightening thing in the three realms, and that's saying something given the hells he's lived through.

How could a human — a being so conflicting, so frustrating, so fragile — occupy his every thought? Snatch his unneeded breath away? Sweeten every dream and fix every nightmare? Make his heart pound from his chest?

But then he remembers Lilith and the love-sickness on her face when she talked about the human she loved — the honeyed words that feel from her mouth as she reminisced — the war that nearly ended them all for a human only she knew. And he thinks, this love must be worth everything. You are worth everything.

So he's glued to your side. He doesn't want to miss a moment of the adventure of his lifetime. And however long you have left, he'll be there, treasuring every word, every look, every touch. You're worth it, and he wants you to know that.

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Random Obey Me! thought for all of you.

Imagine this. MC is having a day where they are really in pain. To the point that all the brothers just know that something is seriously wrong. So they drop everything to call Solomon and get MC to a doctor right away.

The doctor finds that MC has appendicitis (or something like that) and needs immediate surgery. So MC gets prepped for the procedure as the brothers and Solomon have a whirlwind of severe worry and helplessness. Solomon uses several spells on MC to help before they get wheeled in. With Mammon making sure MC has their matching keychain in their hand as a good luck charm.

The entire time MC is in surgery, none of the boys are able to concentrate or get anything done. Diavolo is back at the castle and just staring out the window to be waiting for any news. Barbatos is next to him to hand Diavolo a cup of calming tea as they wait. Simeon and Luke are with Raphael to be praying and chatting with Michael. While the brothers are in the waiting room. Satan is sitting with a book on taking care of someone after surgery. Asmodeus is having a hard time staying positive as he reads over Satan's shoulder. Belpheogr and Beelzebub are sitting together, Beel with his arm over Belphie's shoulder as they do their best to keep their fear in check. Mammon is outside the hospital and walking off all his pent up energy as Solomon walks with him. Leviathan is currently watching the clock on the wall with a stone faced terror in his whole body as he waits. While Lucifer stands to be leaning against the wall. His D.D.D. in his hand to have a chat with Thirteen there as the reaper keeps tabs on MC's candle and let them all know the candle is unchanged.

MC makes it out of surgery completely fine. The brothers and Solomon are all very relieved to take MC to one of Diavolo's private vacation homes. Diavolo and Barbatos arrive there in a few hours with the angels. MC gets to relax and recover as the boys just spoil MC for that day after the surgery. Two days are spent at the vacation home with tons of fresh air and leisure. Then the gang goes back to the Devildom to tuck MC back into the HOL.

#obey me! #obey me! shall we date? #obey me shall we date #obey me: one master to rule them all #obey me! one master to rule them all

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Me: (writes a Mammon fluff fanfic for Obey Me!) "Hopefully, this is good."

Me: (checking the notifications much later) "137 notes?!"

Seriously did not expect that many people to like and share that ONE fanfic.

#Obey Me! fandom #wow guys thanks for the likes / shares #was not expecting that ONE fanfic to be so enjoyed

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An Unexpected Return (Obey Me!) fic

summary: The brothers get their exchange student back much sooner than planned. Due to the Human World being more than this one human expected. Content includes depression, stress, feelings of inadequacy, comfort and fluff.

The text had been simple enough. One that was sent to Diavolo, Barbatos, Solomon and Lucifer. The one sending the text being their beloved human exchange student, Myra. Who had gone back home to the human world last month. But this text proved that things were not okay with Myra. At all. "I hate to bother any of you right now. But I don't have a place to live here in the human world anymore and can't make it to the homeless shelter before closing. Someone please come and pick me and my few boxes of stuff up?"

It only took a minute before a portal opened in the Demon Lord's Castle. Solomon soon escorting his very miserable apprentice over the threshold as several cardboard boxes floated through the portal after them. Diavolo there to lift the goth wearing college student into his arms for a tight hug. "Lucifer is on his way right now. My word, you're as cold as ice." Barbatos approached with a warm blanket for the butler and the ruler of the Devildom to sit Myra down and wrap her in the blanket. While Solomon saw to moving what few possessions Myra had with her from the human World and into the entranceway of the castle.

By the time Lucifer arrives, Barbatos has given Myra a cup of hot tea to sip as Solomon and Diavolo sorted the boxes and bags. The Avatar of Pride walking forwards to stand before Myra and cross his arms. His words deep but hinting at worry as he sighs. "Myra Fordola Albaroiz. You have some explaining to do." The goth college student rolled her eyes to mutter out, "I wish to so many powers that no one had ever introduced you to 'I Love Lucy' last year. May we please do the short version of the story for now?" Lucifer nodded for Solomon to close the portal and sit himself beside Myra to pour himself a cup of the still steaming tea. So Myra had the time to speak openly. "Turns out my family weren't too happy about me going off to a school they never heard of. So when I got back, I found out they had packed all my things into a storage container. They refuse to talk to me and just tossed me a bill for the storage unit. So the money I made here to use there got burned into real bad. I paid off my old student loans. Since my old friend from high school said I could go back to my old job at data entry. But they decided to do a company overhaul last week and canned half the staff. So I was left with no job, no place to live, and the storage unit telling me to get lost."

All the men in the room go deadly quiet. So Myra sips her tea to make a point with her words that follow. "I already hexed the company building before I left. My family also have a convenient curse in the form of rotting shrimp hiding in the poles that hold up the window blinds through the entire house. The storage unit company is now under federal investigation after someone gave them a tip about a dead body in the unit next to mine. So I made sure to burn my bridges before I texted for a portal out of dodge." Solomon chuckles to look highly pleased with his apprentice. While Diavolo is trying very hard not to laugh as Lucifer smirks at the human exchange student. His words melted and full of warm approval at this woman of silent revenge. "That world doesn't deserve your pure wicked genius. Yet you should have been telling us all of this news as it was happening. For that I will scold you later."

Myra smiled to then finish her tea and huff. "Oh spare me, Lucy. I may adore you and all that. But I am a fully grown human woman with magic and seven pacts with demons that are considered ancient forces unto themselves. I only texted in the first place because I knew if I didn't you would slow roast and force feed me my own sculpted ass if I didn't." Solomon chokes on his tea to cough and try not to laugh. While Diavolo and Barbatos cover their moths to hide their grins. While Lucifer chuckles to then shake his head. "Now is the time for you to say how you really feel for the open air. So go ahead, lamb." Myra set the tea cup down to then clench both hands into fists. Her words flinted and aching with pure hate and evident sorrow. "My own family had the outright nerve to say I'm not worth all the time and investment raising me was. Something that never would have flown if my grandparents were still alive. So they heel stomped my worth into the muck and ground their heel besides. I pray they spend the rest of time paying for that. As for that executive bastard that fired me... He had the sheer audacity to state my job performance wasn't good enough to keep me around. When my performance numbers were third best in the entire company. Just because I'm a woman with a backbone. It took every bit of my will not to punch his smug face in with a enhanced fist jab. But I didn't. I'd rather do that to the piece of shit called life instead. I. Am. Not. Worthless!"

Myra rubbed at her eyes as a sob came out. Yet in the next second, Lucifer had swept Myra out of her chair to hug her tight and envelope her in his wings. Those ebony feathers tickling her frame as Lucifer placed a kiss to her forehead before he spoke words of rich conviction. "You are priceless! Fools would only dare to even think otherwise of you! Let those ignorant swine roll in their own stupidity without another thought! You belong to us! You are our most cherished soul in all three realms! Myra! There is nor will there ever be anyone like you!"

Lucifer soon eased up on his hug to then hand Myra over to Diavolo. Who was smiling bright to take Myra around for a spin like they were waltzing. His gaze to her full of love and favor. "We will never let you linger in such lies. You are flinted darkness and yet hold radiant light within. The sun itself cannot compare. Since you have been left to forge on without those fools, I vote we have you stay with us for a bit. At least until Solomon might set up a new place for you to dwell in back in the Human World. perhaps in a new country for you both to go on a trip to travel and see the sights." Myra perked up at that idea to then sigh. "After I see all my family here and get my head back on straight. So for now, I say we have a good meal and perhaps a movie or two."

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i am... not immune to orcawood

#trigun stampede #trigun #nicholas d. wolfwood #vash the stampede #orcawood au #andr0art #I can imagine my OC Retha helping Vash #Retha just takes random pics of these two #Retha is the one to calm the angry orcawood down on occasion

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in case anyone needs to hear this after ffxiv took home 2 more awards and is currently the first thing you see when you open the Steam recap page for the game awards along with a big flashy “Buy Now” with a seemingly cheap $19.99 price tag…

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#final fantasy xiv #ffxiv #final fantasy 14 #the game awards #psa

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x reader should be (and, generally speaking, often is) the most accepting fanfiction space because its consistently, and almost exclusively an expression or fantasy of being desired or wanted or wanting—or in an even more basic sense, considered. even if you dont explicitly self-insert, even if there’s a an oc thats just you but better or a faceless insert u make - it starts with the same premise. which is wanting to be seen or desired by some extension of who you are. or wanting to fantasize explicitly about a life that isn’t yours, any life but yours. its admitting more openly than other mediums—i want someone to want some part of me. to take interest in me sexually or romantically or platonically. i want this element of myself to be considered or thought of. sometimes that is accomplished through writing, and sometimes that is accomplished through reading and seeking to bits of yourself in other peoples. the other half is having space to want and yearn for something else. how liberating it is to admit that you’d like to be somewhere else.

and it is hardly a flawless medium and im really, really simplifying it but i do think that there is something uniquely enjoyable and freeing about it. i want agency in the stories i love. i want my presence to haunt this fiction like a ghost. i want to be loved, i want to be interesting. i want to experience hundreds of lives that aren’t mine. i want i want i want. this a story of you. this is a story of me.

#slams reblog button #about writing #enjoying fanfiction #about enjoying fanfiction

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new feelings

a/n: i want to scratch behind his ears. he’d love it and i’m right about this. also what was supposed to be a short drabble ended in a mini fic. apologies.

content: nightbringer satan is a force to be reckoned with, until he meets you. featuring mammon being a good brother.

warnings: satan is (somewhat) mad.

slight angst, mostly fluff. hurt/comfort. satan x gen!reader (you/your).

word count: 1.5k.

after a long day of errands, you returned to the house of lamentation to drop off some food for the seven lords. even if they weren’t the brothers from your original timeline, you knew they caused just as much trouble as the ones you were already accustomed to living with. so, to no one’s surprise, you walked through the front door only to be greeted by a half destroyed hallway. a grimace blanketed your face as you took in your surroundings. you weren’t taken aback by how much damage was done, but rather by the sight of mammon rushing to get everything clean. “mammon,” you called out, placing the bags you were carrying down at your feet. “what happened?”

the second eldest snapped his head around at the sound of his name. you wondered if it was relief that flickered across his face when he made eye contact with you. “jeez, it’s just you. thought lucifer was home early.” he quickly returned to work, throwing pieces of what you assumed was a broken vase into a nearby trash can. “satan got mad, ended up nearly breaking the place.”

“is he okay?” you picked up your bags again, moving to drop them off in the doorway that led to the kitchen.

mammon shrugged to you from the other side of the hall. “dunno. told him that if he went to his room and calmed down, i wouldn’t tell lucifer what happened.”

the pieces clicked inside your head. “ah, that’s why you got worried when i came in.” mammon shot you a nod while he kept cleaning. “and that’s why you’re working so hard for once.”

“what’s that supposed to mean?!” his golden eyes flashed at the remark angrily. “tch, just don’t want lucifer yellin’ at him again. satan ends up worse than he was if lucifer starts with the lectures. now either help me or scram, you’re distracting me.”

you were glad to see that even in this timeline, mammon was still mammon. “i’m gonna go check on satan then.”

suddenly, mammon appeared directly in front of you. “oi, i don’t need ya making him more angry than he is.” you wondered what sort of thoughts the second born was having. “so… if you go, be careful. don’t say anything dumb, you hear me?!”

“i wouldn’t dare,” you replied with a smile. mammon said nothing in return, but instead gave you a huff before going to throw the broken vase away. quietly, you turned on your heel and started making your way over to the blonde's room. a part of you was worried; this satan hadn't completely warmed up to you the same way the one you knew had. of course, you were working on it, but with the way things were, satan proved to be an even harder challenge the second time around. when you arrived at his room, you debated whether to knock or to call for him through the door. satan ended up making the decision for you.

"lucifer, if that's you out there, i am going to throw every single one of my cursed books at you," satan shouted, his voice threatening.

talking through the door it is, you thought. “it’s just me,” you called, keeping your voice light. “can i come in?” you held your breath for a while, waiting and hoping for permission. satan never responded, but you heard the sound of his door unlocking. relieved, you exhaled softly, opening the door just enough to poke your head inside. “satan?” you internally cursed at the way his room was practically pitch black. his figure was barely visible, and your only guiding lights were his glinting green eyes. you shut the door behind you, locking it again so you didn’t risk the brothers (lucifer) walking in. with equal parts memory and guessing, you made your way across the room without knocking a stack of books over. “hi,” you whispered to him, crouching just a bit in front of him.

“hey,” satan whispered back after a few seconds of silence. you ignored the way his voice wavered at the end.

you waited to see if he would keep talking, but you only saw his irises disappear from sight as he closed his eyes. “can i sit next to you?”

the way his eyes fluttered open reminded you of the way you had seen black cats with green eyes in the dark. it was captivating, if you were going to be honest. distracted by how they looked, you almost missed the way his gaze darted between you and the spot next to him. you obliged happily and settled yourself next to him, making sure there was enough distance between the two of you before leaning back onto the bed frame that propped you up.

after some time, satan shifted in his position next to you. “why are you in here?” his voice was rough, almost akin to a snarl.

“i’m your attendant. i’m supposed to make sure everyone is doing okay.” you answered plainly, but satan wasn’t satisfied. you could hear the way his breath sharpened. “plus, you did agree to let me in.”

the avatar of wrath clicked his tongue, the end of his tail tapping the floor repeatedly, “you could have just asked from outside. you shouldn’t come in when i’m… like this.” satan kept his eyes trained on the ground, refusing to meet yours.

“like what, satan?”

satan stood up abruptly, forcing you to shuffle to the side and fall back onto your hands. “like this, MC,” he growled, his face hovering just in front of yours. “while i’m angry, while i barely have any control over what i’m doing or saying. why would you come here knowing that?!”

it took a moment for you to gain your bearings. his breaths were shallow, rapid, and he bared his teeth at you menacingly. slowly, you reached for your d.d.d., pulling it out of your pocket and tapping the screen awake. “you wanna see the cat i found while walking over here?”

the expression on satan’s face morphed into confusion when you pointedly ignored what he asked. “that… that’s not answering my question,” he started mumbling. the demon stared at you, his wrath slowly being replaced by hesitant curiosity. “you’re not afraid of the fact that i might rampage?”

smiling gently, you shook your head. you were still waiting for the question that the satan in your timeline would have asked. “i took some nice pictures of her. she was a really pretty blue-”

satan grabbed your hand in his, pushing it down so your phone wasn’t blocking his line of sight towards you. “you’re not afraid of me?”

there it is. you shook your head again, your free hand tugging on his to pull him down next to you. “of course not.” your hand opened to free his own, but satan only grasped onto you tighter when you tried to let go.

“why not?”

“why would i be?” you watched as the emotions danced through his eyes. hints of confusion, anger, and wonder all took their turns in his gaze. it- no, he was mesmerising. he always has been to you.

relenting, satan finally slumped into the spot next to you, his hand still holding yours tightly. his head hovered above your shoulder, and his other hand reached out, unsure of where his boundaries lay. “all of them have told you i’m dangerous. that i’m just the angry version of lucifer.” you felt him press into your side tentatively. his shaking breaths did well to betray the enraged expression he wore on his face.

“well, i think that you’re satan.” it was like your heart shattered when you heard the blonde choke up. you placed your d.d.d. on the floor, reaching up to guide his head to finally rest on your shoulder. satan flinched at the contact on his head, but soon relaxed into your touch when he felt your fingertips press into all the right spots. “you’re not so dangerous; they just don’t know how to deal with some things yet.”

satan pressed his face into you, his eyelashes tickling the side of your neck. you couldn’t help but remember why you had fallen for your own satan. “some things being me?” his question was accompanied by a light sniffle.

you pretended not to hear it. “yeah, but they’ll come around. i know they will.” you observed the way satan clenched and unclenched his fist; you remembered it as a nervous habit of his. “call it a gut feeling.” murmuring, you touched your cheek to the top of his head, testing the waters that were his emotions. when satan didn’t pull away, you fully rested your head on top of his, praying that he would accept you.

beside you, satan released a sigh that shuddered through his core. you felt him squeeze your hand one more time before he gave in to you, his entire body falling against yours. there were many things that he was feeling, but satan could only focus on the way you made him feel safe. it was new for him. the fourth born didn’t always deal well with new emotions, but maybe just this once, he’d welcome it with an open heart.

a/n: i love him i love him i lo

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Random Trigun OC ideas

Let's be honest, a lot of this is random theft from various other anime. But hey why not add them, it's allowed not gonna care about details.

An OC with a highly advanced armor suit. Lost tech type basically grafted onto their body / is nanotechnology that does graft onto the body. Think that exoskeleton armor scene from the 1998 Lost In Space movie.

An OC that is super calm and chill and will just sigh and jump headfirst into whatever with armor on and ready to smack down. Like puts Roberto to shame on stoic and laid back someone can be.

An OC that is highly skilled in mechanical things. Vehicle needs fixing? Done. Vash's arm needs adjusting? On it. Need to learn how to help with maintenance on a sand steamer? They got it and will work for reasonable wages when the subject comes up. Means Vash can easily get in a sand steamer if their OC buddy can do repair work on the steamer.

An OC that can play a harmonica. Just sits and plays tunes as the group sets up camp or to help Vash fall asleep. Also helps to get spare cash in towns.

An OC who gives zero shits about appearances. They take no time to style their hair or what clothes they wear. Functional and comfortable over all else who cares what it looks like. Means Vash doesn't have to hide his scars after that point is made.

An OC that is a surgeon / experienced medical professional. Means the group gets tended to when needed. Also means they get into towns and cities easier for people to trust them. Like who would believe the Humanoid Typhoon is traveling around with a surgeon or doctor? Not many.

An OC that has visible scars on their face or arms. Like a hole in their left ear and a huge gash over their cheek. They don't think anything of it and will talk about the subject to Vash if he needs to have that one on one.

An OC that is basically a prestige rogue with maxed out espionage skills. The group gets into trouble in a bar or something, the OC can literally bluff them out of the entire situation without any real effort shown. Saves their combined asses on the regular with their sublime mastery of the ancient art of bullshitting people. (Meryl's words)

#Trigun OC #Trigun OC ideas

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Ideas for OC stuff (Kingdom Hearts Crossover)

This is basically some ideas I came up with years ago. Back when I was writing a very huge crossover fanfiction based on Kingdom Hearts meets anime.

My OC/self insert had a Keyblade as well as powerful magic. But they were also very weary from fighting Heartless and personal trauma. I have a whole prologue story about them getting involved in a huge war and the aftermath.

The base concepts for the fanfic are a mix of Kingdom Hearts, Legend of Zelda, and a book series that had a sublime magic system I needed to use.

Not gonna lie, the fanfiction is an excuse for my OC to just travel to all my favorite anime and video game worlds with Vash the Stampede, Nicholas D. Wolfwood and Father Abel Nightroad. Visiting the worlds of Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, Trinity Blood, Black Butler, Fairy Tail, Lupin the 3rd, and Trigun.

But there is a specific thing I wish I had explored more. In regards to my OC's armor suit. An idea I got from Buso Renkin. Where the armor is actually nanotechnology that fuses with the wearer on an anatomical level. So the armor can instantly be worn in a few seconds and the wearer can never lose it. Using solar power or heat or such to run. With the main computer tech to run it being installed or surgically implanted inside the head of the wearer. Might as well put it in a secure location and all that.

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Probably a hot take on Obey Me! so here goes! Read more for reasons.

Does anyone else have a headcanon that Simeon writes to explore his personal romantic and sexual natures? If only so no one else finds out but Solomon knows and just doesn't say anything?

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Adelha decides to ask Leviathan to try a gacha game with her, since it gets recommended to her by one of her cousins who loves anime.

It's Fate Grand Order. Which MC and Leviathan know about.

Asmodeus gets into the Nasuverse right with them. Which has Asmodeus teasing Adelha for her favoritism of Cu Chulainn. (she will gladly chase Asmo around the room with a pillow FIGHT!)

Soon they are sitting with each other comparing favorite Servants and helping each other with setting up teams. Mammon gets dragged into the room for his "Great Mammon Luck Boost" for gacha pulls.

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That explains Lucifer.

You wanna volunteer?

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A Crime In The Devildom (Obey Me!) part 9

Previous part 8 here / part 10 here

summary: Lord Diavolo has Barbatos do him a special favor. One that has Marzena get the rest and pampering she truly needs, from a very charming butler. Established relationships, mention of violence, mention of death, mention of injury, mature subject of sexual intimacy and making love.

Diavolo was currently seated on the throne to be currently going over more papers and reports. His gaze scanning every word to then have him move to the next bit of information. While Barbatos stood beside him to wait patiently. Until Diavolo just grit his teeth to slam the papers down on the table beside him. A few cracks ripping through the table at the force for Barbatos to sigh. The butler not looking surprised as Diavolo growled in fury and anxiety. "Out of all the things we'd have come of these serial killings! Now we've had an open attack upon the House of Lamentation! All because Marzena was being held there under house arrest and the Xiphias family demand her head! The tabloids have run dozens of articles and scandals over this! After I ordered the Xiphias family to keep silent!"

Barbatos leaned closer to place a hand to Diavolo's shoulder for the current ruler to close his eyes at the familiar touch. The butler speaking with calm words to say with warmth, "We may take heart that Marzena and the brothers are still in one piece. Although Mammon did get severely injured, Marzena and Solomon have seen to his healing and he will be fine. Satan also ended up getting hurt, but will be completely better by tomorrow. Minus the broken horn. We also have Mephistoles openly combating the fake news articles by printing actual evidence and truths in the tabloids he has say in. So all is not as bad as it seems."

Diavolo sighs to then look to the folder which held Marzena's student information. A photograph of her visible for Diavolo to pick the paper up and gaze at it. Which Barbatos also looked to as Diavolo spoke. "It is still despicable and abhorrent. That anyone would torture and kill so many. Just to take control of this realm and have all the power. While also harming those that I care about. Those I cherish dearly as friends and family..." Diavolo felt his chest tighten to then make his choice known. "Barbatos. I want all the brothers and Marzena to be moved to the castle immediately. As well as Solomon and Simeon. I also want every member of the Xiphias family arrested and brought to the Prison of Woes to be held under strict watch. Detain any of their closest sympathizers there as well. Since they have made it abundantly clear how they wish to act against us, let us contain all their minions in one place as see to their interrogations on our terms." Barbatos placed his free hand to his chin to ask with a smile, "Should I expect for you to keep Marzena close by?"

Diavolo shook his head to then stand up and turn to Barbatos. Gazing at the butler to go a bit quieter. "No. I would instead ask a favor of you." Barbatos blinked in surprise as Diavolo reached up to cover the hand still on his shoulder. "Marzena has spent the past few days in a state of fight or flight. She's gone through overwhelming emotions and stress. There isn't going to be a quick end to this conflict. But we all know she isn't going to back down and hide herself away while the rest of fight. So I would ask that you give her time to recover. In your room and with you tending to her needs. Please, Barbatos. Give our precious and stubborn human some time to be at peace."

Barbatos looked surprised at the request. But soon smiled that knowing smile to chuckle in good cheer. "Ah. A way to set her outside of time so she may rest. But also come right back to help her family against what threatens them. How very tactful of you, Young Master. You see to her needs and wants in one choice." Barbatos reached up to gently ruffle Diavolo's hair and muse openly. "You always did make certain to consider all angles when making choices. It gladdens me to see this has not changed. So I will do as you ask, Young Master." Diavolo gave a relieved sigh of air to then chuckle. "Next time you want to give me a pat on the head, you might think to ask for me to kneel down a little."

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The room looked like something out of a painting. Barbatos leading Marzena into his bedroom as if escorting a queen. The human looking about to smile and sound more relaxed than before. "I feel like if mystery was made into a physical place in existence, this would be it. Suits you perfectly, Barbatos." The demon smiled to hum his amusement. "You attempt to flatter me with pure honesty. Another of the many reasons why I am so fond of you, Marzena. But I would ask you not wander too far from me while we have you rest. Wouldn't want to spoil any mysteries while you are here."

Marzena nodded to turn and note there was a luxurious looking bed close to a wall of cascading ivy. A table with a covered tray beside the bed for Barbatos to lead her over to it. The demon sitting them down to remove the cover on the tray. Revealing a pot of tea, two teacups, and a special surprise. Scrumptious scones with clotted cream and traditional black tea with a jar of home made jam. Which had Marzena smile to note, "How unexpected and casual. Is the jam supposed to be for the scones?" Barbatos shakes his head to pour them both a cup of the tea before answering. "It is actually for the tea itself. To sweeten the tea and provide a more refreshing flavor." Barbatos handed Marzena her tea cup once he hand placed a scoop of jam into the liquid. The butler smiling to watch as she sipped at the cup to relax out of her tense posture. A sigh of enjoyment escaping her as she closed her eyes. "That's so good. I never really took the time to have tea before coming to the Devildom. Mom never wanted for me to get too addicted to any caffeine until I was done with high school. So getting to try all the teas you and Lucifer like has been a delight."

Barbatos smiles to sip at his own cup of tea before having one of the scones. A hum of enjoyment escaping that had his tail gently swish in a lazy motion. Which has Marzena relax all the more as she notes, "You really are going to relax with me so I get the most out of this out of time break. Is it because you know I won't be able to really relax if you don't do so with me?" Barbatos chuckled to sip at his tea before answering the question. "That is not the only reason. But it is one of them, Marzena. I realized that this is the perfect chance to deepen our relationship and ensure I give you my full attention. Something I am not usually able to do. But here in this corner of reality, I may focus on you and only you." Marzena thinks on this to then lean over so her head rests on his shoulder. Which has Barbatos wrap his tail around her middle. The sigh that escapes Marzena full and sweet. "Barbatos. Considerate and charming as always."

Marzena and Barbatos enjoyed the tea and scones to then set the covered tray aside. The moment of pause having Marzena turn to Barbatos just as he moved her closer with his tail. His words rich and heated with promise. "Marzena. Might I be so bold as to ask for you to make love with me?" The words had Marzena shiver with want for her to grin. "Why, Barbatos. I thought you'd never ask. Please join me for a long moment of blissful delight." So Barbatos grinned to begin the slow movements of stripping Marzena of her clothes. His gloved hands tracing over her with silken touches and effortless grace. Hot kisses given as Barbatos removed all of Marzena's clothes with gentle attention. Soon letting Marzena do the same with his own uniform to her evident delight.

The two made the most of this moment by worshipping each other in this sacred act of love. The soft bed sheets tickling against skin as they danced and explored in blessed joy. Savoring what the other enjoyed while soaking in their own pleasure to tease and taste and touch. Which left them both tumbling in a kaleidoscope of sensations to etch into their beings for all time. Until both were completely spent and well sated for Barbatos to be cradling Marzena close. Her breaths tickling his neck as she lay in a melted state of pure bliss. Which had Barbatos hum to place a tender kiss to her forehead. "Much better. Now then. It is high time you got some much needed sleep."

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Solomon taking you to a sorcerers society meeting and you're intimidated as FUCK because theres gonna be so many powerful people watching you like hawks not only because you are (King) solomon (the great, the wise,his majesty,the most powerful sorcerer in all three realms)'s apprentice and rumored lover, but also because you are MC, the owner of seven pacts. And not just any pacts, but seven pacts with the seven rulers of the underworld. A pact with Lucifer morningstar himself. Thats something even (king) solomon (the great, the wise, his majesty, the most powerful sorcerer in all three realms) Couldn't do. And hes been trying for centuries!

How would they view your relationship with solomon? Would they feel offended, that you are so informal with him? That you often call him a "rat bastard" or "your loyal test subject"? Would you be hung or burned at the stake?

Solomon pouted scoffed after hearing those fearful thoughts, "You really have no faith in my ability to protect you?"

"No."

Sigh.

And with that, the two of you ventured out into the human realm after hugging eight tearful demons goodbye.

You could feel each and every one of your bloodcells threatening to burst and your heartbeat being replaced by a leaping rabbit as solomon knocks in a pattern on the front door.

You walk in and its just..a bunch of old ladies, knitting, cooking, talking.

One of them walks up to you and squeezes you in a warm, welcoming hug, introducing everyone else present at the meeting. A good chunk of them were pinching Solomon's cheeks and ruffling his hair, like he was their cherished grandchild .

Two of the women ushered you to sit, while another, younger woman offered you some hearty soup, urging you to "eat up" because she can tell you haven’t eaten anything the whole day.

They have all gathered up. Some women young, some women old, a few men of different ages, to ask you a bunch of different questions.

Turns out, solomon is the youngest immortal sorcerer, which is why hes like the baby of the family. Oh, have I mentioned that they call themselves family? And how when it was time for you to leave some of them teared up bidding you goodbye, and told solomon to bring you with him the next time he visits because you're like–part of the family now?

Maybe thats why solomon was stifling a laugh whenever he witnessed one of your mental breakdowns throughout the day, because If I saw someone being nervous to meet these people, I'd be laughing too.

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