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for my anxious, coffee-loving babes: if you order something unique at a coffee shop, and you notice the baristas talking about it, 99% of the time, they aren't judging you. they're probably talking about trying it later or being curious what they would think of it.

the only time that baristas are probably judging you is if you're super mean to one of them. most of us are so protective of each other.

#sorry if this is too wordy friends :( #coffee #coffee shop #barista #anxiety relief #anxiety mention

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at the point in my college career where i shimmy with excitement every time i hear the word "coffee"

#coffee #college #university

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shoutout to people who don't take firm and public stances on complex issues that they don't know enough about!

there is absolutely no shame in withholding from nuanced topics when you're not educated enough on them!!

you are not "silent." you are avoiding potentially damaging performative activism, no matter how well-meaning. you are making a considerate choice!

#politics #liberal #leftist

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returning from the dead to tell you that it gets better. i’m not just telling you, i’m telling myself too. let’s hold each other responsible for having hope. we’ve been through enough, we’ve earned that hope.

#everyone deserves to have hope :) #positivity #mental health #mental health positivity #it gets better

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i just remembered that on the red tour, i was with my mom (because i was little) and we were approached by a taylor nation person who was like “hey i love your sign but i just gave out the last of my meet and greet tickets to those girls. do you want upgraded seats instead?” and OBVIOUSLY i’m so grateful that our seats got upgraded but I COULD’VE MET @taylorswift IF WE HAD BEEN THERE A SECOND EARLIER???

#taylor swift #red tour #eras tour #please god let me get tickets to this new tour #i'm planning my first solo trip as a legal adult if i get them #and that sounds awesome

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NEW MCU MATT MURDOCK CONTENT EEEEEEP

this is all i’ll be talking about for the next 500 years 

#matt murdock #daredevil

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it is officially “is that a frog or a fallen leaf” season

#frogs #shut up elaine lmao

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i am a Lady M stan first and a human being second

#macbeth #shakespeare

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quiet love is just: i made your favorite meal. i love you. i’ll sit with you at the kitchen table for hours after eating just so we can connect. i cleaned your room because i know you’ve had a long day. i love you. i didn’t make you a poster for hoco but i bought you flowers and read you poems the night of. i doodled you in the margins of my last english assignment. i want to play a card game with you. i love you. you’re too anxious to kiss me but i’ll hug you every time i see you, because it makes you feel safe. i love you. we don’t have to go out with my friends if it overwhelms you. i love you. i love you. i love you.

#love #sapphic #positivity

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Ryan getting bad vibes in the morgue. He’s an empath

#guys... i feel like something bad may have happened here :( #ryan bergara #ghost files

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me, watching ghost files: everyone is gonna be so sick of me talking about this

#shitpost #ghost files #shane madej #ryan bergara #Watcher

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sometimes i disappear for 2-3 months, only to return with the most random shit to say, and i think that’s very cool of me

#shut up elaine lmao

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“jog, king” is so funny to me because it’s vaguely a threat, albeit a bizarre one? it’s like: “hey king, you might want to start briskly jogging for your life”

#ghost files #ryan bergara #shane madej

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every time a pill hits the back of my throat, my body factory resets

#shitpost

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PSA

my brain has been replaced with everything ghost files related.

thank you, that is all

#ghost files

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what weirdly specific character trope are you?

take the uquiz here

#character tropes #book tropes #movie tropes #tv tropes #uquiz #personality quiz #y'all should rb with your results

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i wish that younger me who started this blog could see where i am now. i’m so in love with life. it really does get better.

#positivity