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Okay. So, I came up with two different possibilities for better math for the Kaiju attacks. I will be posting both bc fuck canon and other fic writers shouldn't have to do the math. One makes slightly more sense than the other, in my opinion, but both make far more sense than the movie's math and timeline.

I'll post both once I've had a chance to clean things up from my scratch. Sadly, I need to get some homework done before that can occur.

Even though I shouldn't be, I'm plotting out a Pacific Rim fanfic and something about Gottlieb's math on the frequency of the attacks bugged the fuck out of me. I just spent way too much time creating a more accurate timeline of every single kaiju attack. Also, nothing in the math indicates a double event, so I'm gonna have to figure out a valid reason for it to occur or it's gonna bug the ever loving fuck out of me.

Is my math perfect? No. Is it better than the movie's math? Yes. Sorry, Hermann.

All of this because I wanted werewolves and a Werewolf Jaeger in PR wtffff

#TOLK Man rambles #pacific rim #not tolkien #im so behind on my homework from being down and out with food poisoning

[that-pissed-off-tolkien-blogger]

Even though I shouldn't be, I'm plotting out a Pacific Rim fanfic and something about Gottlieb's math on the frequency of the attacks bugged the fuck out of me. I just spent way too much time creating a more accurate timeline of every single kaiju attack. Also, nothing in the math indicates a double event, so I'm gonna have to figure out a valid reason for it to occur or it's gonna bug the ever loving fuck out of me.

Is my math perfect? No. Is it better than the movie's math? Yes. Sorry, Hermann.

All of this because I wanted werewolves and a Werewolf Jaeger in PR wtffff

#TOLK Man rambles #pacific rim #there will be chaleigh #with a plus one who will not be Mako #possibly some hot dads but i havent decided if Herc and Stacks will be a thing #haven't decided any other ships yet #also chuck is gonna live fuck canon it dies like Yancy Becket #not tolkien

[that-pissed-off-tolkien-blogger]

Hey beautiful I am sorry if this offends you but I find you really attractive and I’d like you to be my sugar baby just letting you know my intentions incase you will be interested... we could talk terms and weekly allowance later .... just basically paying for your time. dm me if you’re interested ❤️❤️

Men disgust me.

#TOLK Man answers #not fandom #gods fuck people with tits can't fucking exist in any space in peace can we? #fuck men

[that-pissed-off-tolkien-blogger]

So I adulted and bought a car (while dressing as normal as possible ew)

My girl needs a Tolkien name y'all

#TOLK Man talks #not fandom #lesbaru #anon is always on #they them #nonbinary #me

[that-pissed-off-tolkien-blogger]

An Unexpected Journey

#the hobbit

[that-pissed-off-tolkien-blogger]

That’s the only place in all the lands we’ve ever heard of that we don’t want to see any closer; and that’s the one place we’re trying to get to! And that’s just where we can’t get, nohow.

#lotr

[that-pissed-off-tolkien-blogger]

A couple of Thorin drawings

#gorgeous #thorin #the hobbit #hobbit fan art #fan art

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#AMEN #ratbag the coward #sow #som

[that-pissed-off-tolkien-blogger]

Arwen, daughter of Elrond, in whom it was said that the likeness of Lúthien had come on earth again; and she was called Undómiel, for she was the Evenstar of her people.

#arwen #lotr

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I GOT A CIMBASSO Y'ALL

#TOLK Man talks #not fandom #cimbasso

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Just finished this cutie for one of my friends! And just in time lol she's arriving any minute

#TOLK Man talks #pokemon #umbreon #crochet #hand made #my work #eeveelution

[that-pissed-off-tolkien-blogger]

Yaaas! My dnd DM book arrived along with all the rest of my dnd stuff for 5e! Never DMed before so this is gonna be interesting lol

#TOLK Man talks #not fandom #dnd #of course everything arrived in the pouring rain but fortunatelt everything was wrapped in plastic

[that-pissed-off-tolkien-blogger]

Nooooooooooo of all the things to not transfer over to my new phone why did the picture of Ratbag I used for my screen saver have to be one of them?????

Yes I can do it manually but like that means more time I am without his precious face!! THE TRAGEDY

#TOLL Man talks #ratbag the coward #also i switched from apple to android and my only complaint is that the new phone is literally huge comparative to my iphone mini #AND MY LITTLE RACCOON HANDS CANT HOLD IT SOLO BOTH HANDS MUST ALWAYS BE ENGAGED I AM RAGE #it hurty my handsies

[that-pissed-off-tolkien-blogger]

@the-point-of-vanishing has officially replaced the old fish keychain I made with the little cuttlefish friend :D

Just finished this little cutie for @the-point-of-vanishing to replace the fish I made her a while back.

#cuttlefish #crochet #handmade #my work #not fandom

[that-pissed-off-tolkien-blogger]

Finished the snowman for the work party gift game!

#TOLK Man talks #not fandom #crochet #my work #snowman

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Debating getting pet snails

If I do, stay tuned for…Snailmarillion

#I’m not apologizing #TOLK Man talks #the silmarillion #snails

[that-pissed-off-tolkien-blogger]

The Lord of the Rings (1978) Dir. Ralph Bakshi

#lotr animated #lotr #nazgul