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He was biting
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celestialkiri · 2 years
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Here comes the orc 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 from LOTR (and Hobbit)! .
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And there is Ratbag bc I love him so much. Best sidekick character from Shadow Of War! He deserves some love guys
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fantasyoftales · 9 months
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Ratbag the Coward
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dirtymeanuruk · 8 months
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Pov: You're Talion and you said NO to your chihuahua-faced orc
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I promised that when I draw him I would tag @moonstonevulture so here he is!! (he has the little freckles on him, i love that headcanon)
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urukbignaturals · 6 months
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With your thoughts on orc breeding out of the way- who would best to worst dad?
Oh man, this is a hard question! I will try with some of the Uruk/Olog boys i like the most, and hopefully my reasons make sense xD 1- Bruz the Chopper. Yes, I think -Bruz would be a good father. Despite what he did to Talion, he seems to be so genuinely nice for an orc. He is all smiles, very casual, treats you like a friend.... So idk, something tells me he would be good with children! He would know how to connect to his children and train them into nice warriors! 2- Azog the Defiler. OK SO HE ISNT IN THIS GAME BUT- Isnt Bolg his son?? this mean this orc DID breed, he IS a father. Now- I havent finished the hobbit triogy, but his son looked to be quite capable and respect him a lot. Also, he does lead other orcs, and i think orcs father are more like leaders for them, sooo yeah! Then again, I think he woud be a good father in ORc standards... in human though...
3- Ratbag. My poor boy Ratbag... Dont get me wrong, I think he would try. Very hard... But he simply isnt the brightes or most resposible in my eyes. Like... I can see him having to practically abandon his children in times of need- and he would say something like "They need to be independant!!!" Or something- he would feel AWFULL but like... they are orcs! Orcs need to face hardships on theri own to grow! Or something! BUT that said, he would def teach them all he knows. How to be sneaky, how to stay alive, how to befriend people stronger than them... And maybe, just maybe... He can get others to train his children so they become more than him- better, stronger, smarter! He would be one proud papa.
4- Bolg. Since i mentioned Azog i fee like i must mention his son too. Sadly I dont have much more to add to him. I think He coul be an ok father, if he follows his own fathers footsteps, but still, something tels me they both would be cold parents. They want their orc children/ tribe to be fierce, strong. No weakness would be allowed. So im sure they would be pretty toxic... I think he woukd get rid of any weak children he has...
5- Vog the Eternal. Im so sorry, but I cant think of Vog as a good father. He goes to the end of my lost simply because i just... I just cant! If anything since he is a necromancer, if any of his children dies he would be like "I can bring them back- STRONGER!" Wich isnt a good thing to say as a dad...
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dish-licker · 9 months
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Talion, Ratbag and their baby~
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rpgchoices · 19 days
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Orakh, romance interest and future bartender of Ikkarus and the Prince of Sin, vs Ratbag, the lovable orc from Shadow of Mordor!
Tournament tag (all polls) here
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Nooooooooooo of all the things to not transfer over to my new phone why did the picture of Ratbag I used for my screen saver have to be one of them?????
Yes I can do it manually but like that means more time I am without his precious face!! THE TRAGEDY
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dewdlebot · 2 years
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Started playing Middle-Earth Shadows of Mordor.
Ratbag is my favorite skrunkly boi and if anything happens to him I will kill everyone in Mordor and then myself
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awkwardkindatries · 2 years
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     It had started as a joke more to ease yourself. It wasn't exactly easy being captured by a troop of orcs and drug back to their encampment. Finding yourself separated from the others taken even less so but it had granted you the opportunity to meet Ratbag. Easy to joke with him about how your hands were already bound behind your back and how you were on your knees. Be easy to help him as long as he let you free after. You hadn't needed to hear his excited agreement with how intently he had watched the teasing words leave your lips. That's how you found yourself with your back pressed to the tree and on your knees. Your hands tied still but now caged in by the eager orc above you as well.
     The bobbing member he'd released from his pants so much longer than you had thought he'd be. Sure to reach the back of your throat but at least not thick enough to hurt your jaw. "go on, I thought you were going to earn your freedom~" his already breathless voice was what had stirred you from thoughts on if you could really take him.  He was so needy and you had done nothing yet, an unexpected thrill shooting down your back that steeled your nerves. The first touch of your lips coming in a chaste kiss to the head and met with a soft whine and a buck of his hips. Such a simple sound yet it brought a warmth you hadn't expected, starting to pool in your lower belly.
      The second kiss pulled much the same reaction from him. You didn't pull away from the way he bucked this time though. Allowing him to press past your lips and into the warmth of your mouth with a soft moan. His hand sliding from the tree he braced himself against to fist in your hair. His hold gentle and allowing you to take your time bobbing your head, slowly taking him deeper into your mouth each time. His hips jerked in time with your movements followed shortly after with a little whimper of praise of how well you were taking him. The control you had over him causing the heat between your legs to grow. An unexpected and pleasant surpise just how ino this you really were. With out use of your hands and Ratbag so lost in how your lips wrapped around his length, you were forced to be content only with pressing your thighs together. Feeling almost cruel with his desperate noises only reminding you of each desperate throb from between yiur legs.
      His intoxicating sounds only grew louder with each inch you managed to take. Turning to a low groan when he hit the back of your throat. His hips jolting forward to completely bury his cock in your throat. His head falling forward to rest on the tree. His eyes drawn to the mess hes made. Drool starting to drip down your chin, hair tangled in his hold, and the sudden lack of air bringing tears to your eyes. His desperate noises quieted only by him bitting his lower lip but he couldn't hide the lust and reverence in his gaze.
     He'd stayed like that only a couple seconds, feeling like minutes with the lack if air. Once he'd noticed the way your eyes clouded he pulled halfway from your lips. Gifting you with breath and the salty taste of precum trailing on your tongue. The second pause to allow him to try and collect himself drawing your attention from how he filled your mouth to your own growing desire. Hips squirming to find some temporary relief even knowing none would come in this position. The growing heat between your thighs encouraged you further. Hollowing out your cheeks and taking his cock deeper once more. Ratbag's quieter whimpers giving way to moaned begging and desperate pleas for more when you took him into your throat again. Swallowing around him as you took your time, the grip Ratbag had in your hair tightening as he grew closer. The other now digging his claws into the bark above you. Dangerous even without a weapon yet so at your mercy he couldn't bring himself to do more than thrust in time with your pace and wants. His hips stuttering as he tried to last a little longer. "Wa-wait, I-im gonna-fuck- gonna cum" the warning came only seconds before he had. Pressed as deep as he could in your throat for every heavy spurt of cum. Too deep to really taste him but able to feel how he pulsed on your tongue, matching in time with the needy throb of your ignored sex.
I know who you are, and I love this unique character pick so much🖤
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Finally finished him! It’s been awhile since I’ve drawn my favorite Uruk, Ratbag the Coward (Shadow of Mordor/War) and it’s been a bit since I’ve practiced with watercolor pencils.
Hopefully I captured the li’l* guy’s likeness!
(*Well, 5’10” is little for an Uruk)
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arwenkenobi48 · 1 year
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What my F/Os do on Christmas
Amsel’s more of a krampusnacht person, but still enjoys the wintery atmosphere. His narrations of A Christmas Carol are the best. He’s the first to put on a Christmas themed horror movie as well.
Sauron is utterly baffled by it and the overly joyful atmosphere associated with the holidays, but admittedly loves putting up decorative lights.
Feral has adopted a mini kawaii krampus and feeds it copious amounts of gingerbread and mince pies (while also consuming plenty of them himself).
Mephistopheles is in charge of what the Christmas movie marathons are going to entail. The Muppets Christmas Carol, Gremlins and Scrooge: The Musical always manage to be part of it.
Devil has mixed feelings about it, considering the fact that he had to become Santa that one time in season three of his own show. But he’ll gladly enjoy watching The Polar Express with us all.
Ratbag knits everyone sweaters. The sweaters must be worn throughout the whole holiday period. It’s the law.
Friedrich is a complete Christmas fanatic. As in, he makes other Christmas fanatics seem tame in comparison. He literally went on a one man trip to the North Pole so he could “obtain Santa Claus’ super powers” and was dubbed Frosty The Snow Scientist for months afterwards.
Koroviev can and will start a massive snowball fight. He’s also a massive fan of The Nutcracker and insists on seeing the ballet every year.
Gabriel basically just listens to Trans-Siberian Orchestra albums for a solid month.
Ulysses has an entire Christmas dinner to himself and spends the next few days flopped on the hearthrug.
Cortex has way too much eggnog and always ends up drunkenly singing Auld Lang Syne while wrapped up into a festive blanket burrito.
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councilofelrond · 2 years
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Here have a crack fic.
Summary: During a visit to Isengard, Ratbag thinks on his own relationship(s).  It’s complicated.
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dirtymeanuruk · 2 years
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HI I MADE THIS🤙🏻
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Is it normal that I can hear the "FUCK" in Zog's voice when I see this?...
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urukbignaturals · 7 months
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I wanna write Yandere Bruz and Yandere Ratbag with the reader but like... I'm kinda dry on ideas... I'll type what I have in case later I get inspired...
Yandere Ratbag the Coward:
Stalker-ish yandere. He watches you a lot from afar. He isn't always the sneakiest but sometimes he leaves you presents and you chalk it up to him being shy.
What presents? Things he hunted (mostly dead rats, though he occasionally gets you rabbits and little birds), shiny rocks, the ears of stronger Uruks he totally killed on his own (aren't you impressed?), weapons also scavenged from those he totally killed...
He one time wanted to show you he could be a good mate by taking care of you, so he intentionally poisoned (he is such a genius) one of your meals. Despite his best efforts, he found out he wasn't at all a great medic or caretaker, so he had to beg Talion for help. Don't worry- you'll end up being fine, but the scare was so big that for weeks he hugged you tightly as he sniffed...
He knows he can't protect you but he has a big, strong olog friend AND the Grave Walker, so he definitely bothers them often, asking them to take care of you...
Ratbag may be the reason Talion and Az-Harto/Ranger become yanderes too.
Yandere Bruz the Chopper:
Some have already done some good interpretations for him, I'm not sure I have much to add LOL.
Bruz is definitely a clingy and manipulative yandere.
Like others have said- you must be at the very least in eyesight. He gets very anxious whenever he can't see you. He knows how dangerous Uruks and ologs are! What if another claimed you as theirs? Bruz can't allow that.
He has employed other Uruks to ambush you when you are alone, only for him to come out and save you. That way you'll be more inclined to stay close...
Cuddles. Many, many cuddles. He won't let you sleep alone and he simply can't sleep if you aren't in the safety of his arms.
Gets jealous of everything and everyone. Why are you talking to that coward? He is there! What's with you and the ranger? Isn't he good enough? Why are you sitting in that chair??? His lap is free! etc, etc, etc.
Might "accidentally" touch you inappropriately, "I'm sorry, little one, it's just that my hands are so big and your body is so small!".
Also, he "accidentally" marks you. "I meant to give ya a love nibble- sorry for the bite mark, sorry!" "Oh no, did I leave that bruise? I need to relax my grip, are you in pain? Let me help..." "Wanna spar? I'll be gentle this time.... besides, so far you haven't gotten a single scar! (yet)"
He lies to keep you on his side. "I heard Ratbag saying this", "I saw Talion rummaging through your things", "The Warchief asked Talion if he could keep you as a pet- and Talion said he would consider it! How rude!", "I need to warn you, that orc that asked to chat with you? Has a bet with other orcs on how quickly he can get in your bed..."
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// Hey, guys. I’m sorry about this but I don’t think that I’m going to return to this blog.
I’ve had my doubts writing Ratbag, but today it’s come to my attention that I don’t really give him the depth I tried to. So I’m shelving this blog. Sorry about this.
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