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eric-sadahire · 2 years

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A woman decided to enter a local newspaper’s pun contest. She sent in ten different puns, in the hope that one would win.

Unfortunately no pun in ten did…

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thefutureviolents · 1 year

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Hey, sorry if you already addressed this but what was your old blog name?

I was zeropercents!! No worries i only made the change post once and forgot to pin it

#Asks #Also the old name of my main blog [now chemicalvelocity] was carvercoded :)#All of my edits are still watermarked zeropercents lol

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houseofwolves-v1 · 1 year

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in honor of the vseu resurgence: here is our volcano shake em up demo!

@atlanticnotary and i wrote the lyrics and @zeropercents helped with composition

we had a lot of fun writing it and are planning on adding more instruments and vocals than just me and my ukulele, but a lot of people have been asking about it so we wanted to share!!

(lyrics are under the cut for anyone interested)

They set aside a plastic box

To leave the corpses in

Went down the line and took the names

And wrote them out in glitter pen

They grab my throat and smile

I say I’m doing fine

So pin me up against the wall

Make me complicit in your crimes

As the glitter gel pen dries

You become another plastic doll

Watching everyone else’s lives

Before we all fucking die

So throw yourself a pity party, cause they don’t pity you

Throw yourself into the flames cause there’s nothing left to do

I’m just spitting on the fire, while they’re adding gasoline

Break a glass, throw a punch, fuck it up, make a scene

Shake em up, shake em up, they’re killing everyone we know

Shake em off, get away, i think this shit’s about to blow

Shake em up, make em bleed, make em hurt, use your teeth

Save yourself, save us all, don’t stop dancing next to me

We’re all the future victims of their fucking plastic lives

Another cemetery and the concrete flowers thrive

So throw another funeral, let’s give ourselves a treat

Let’s hold hands and run right down the middle of the street

Our bodies fall and rot to sludge to burn another time

A metric ton of carbon smoke, another fifteen minute drive

My heart is pumping poison pills, it’s jumping to the beat

Their lives are looking pretty good when we’ve got nothing else to eat

Their plastic world is flammable,

I’m always breathing in the smoke,

Let the roots grow through the rust,

And we’ll recover what they broke,

We’ll throw a fucking party,

A glitter gel pen rave,

Let’s scream and cry and let ourselves be sick of being brave

So throw yourself into the volcano and we’ll burn it to the ground

Take one last look at their Pompeii and then we’ll burn that fucker down

#this is my favorite mcr song #i love her with my whole heart #volcano shake em up #vseu #mcr #bee posts

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killthefuhkinglights · 1 year

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L.S. Dunes [Setlist]

11.22.22 Toronto//Velvet Underground

THANK YOU @zeropercents ILY AND YOUR LINE BUDDIES

#ls dunes #anthony green #tim payne #tucker rule #travis stever #frank ireo #toronto #the velvet underground #past lives #gway pussy

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orthonovahospital · 1 month

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skatewine · 3 years

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Alcohol free beers, how do they taste? Series coming, first linked in bio 📲 #skatewine #sk8wine #alcohol #alcoholfree #zeropercent #Guinness #GuinnessZero #review #BeerPreview #BeerReview #alcfree #series #YouTube #YouTuner #loser (at Taunton, Somerset) https://www.instagram.com/p/CTHP01BjvHI/?utm_medium=tumblr

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carsbymatt · 3 years

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eklekticjewelry · 4 years

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buybeck · 4 years

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iwannafvckya · 7 years

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desirelovell · 4 years

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houseofwolves-v1 · 2 years

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hi sorry gonna be sappy about vseu for a moment. like the fact that in the past 4 days i’ve made new friends, gotten to be super creative, come up with wacky lore, had so much fun working on writing a whole ass song all because of a silly joke post about an mcr song that doesn’t actually exist. this has been so much fun to work on and has been such a nice communal experience and i love getting to see everyone getting excited over lyrics we wrote. anyways that’s all much love to all of you and shout out to @atlanticnotary and @zeropercents for being the most fun people to collab with on song writing <33

#i am just emotional about how insane (pos) these past 4 days have been #this is prolly one of the most fun fandoms i’ve ever been in #glad we all collectively decided that this song was real #volcano shake em up #vseu #mcr #bee posts

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empirehomeproperties · 4 years

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excursiongear · 4 years

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thecarguyforyou · 5 years

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shakeyeats · 5 years

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Finally for today, @bigdropbrewco Stout. This is surprising. It misses some of the mouth feel of an alcoholic stout but all of the flavours are there! #shakeyeats #stout #beer #beernotbeer #alcoholfree #alcoholfreebeer #zeropercent #0percent #drinks #drinking #drinkingfortheinsta #foodie #foodblogger #blogger (at Gillingham, Medway) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByvQYonA7yh/?igshid=1el20gpahu23r

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