#zenos gives me cuteness aggression
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not his greatest friend nor his greatest enemy but a secret third thing
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What do you think of other ocs?
(oh gosh she’s shipped with a lot of boys so get ready-)
Ayuna- “Sh-she’s really nice and strong..! I really admire her..! I do wish she’d take better care of herself though..”
Amika- “Sh-she’s very sweet and helpful, I enjoy sewing with her..!”
Yuto- “I-I love him so much, he’s so amazing and loving..!”
Sadashi- “Sh-she’s a bit loud and aggressive, b-but she’s also silly.. We aren’t very close but I like her..!”
Asai- “I-I love her so much..! She’s the best aunt ever..!”
Michika- “She’s v-very blunt but also nice..!”
Ames- “Sh-she’s so sweet and I love playing with her..!”
Shiina- “Sh-she’s the best Itoko-san ever..!”
Shou- “I-I love that he always does his best to be affectionate with me, I-I really appreciate it and I love him so much..!”
Hanako- “I love talking to her and training with her..! I just wish she’d take better care of herself..”
Miyu- “Sh-she’s so bubbly and sweet..!”
Satoshi- “I-I love him so much, h-he always goes above and beyond to make sure I’m safe and happy..!”
Irina- “She’s so happy and outgoing, but she also always makes sure to tone it down when I-I’m around..! I-I really appreciate it and she’s like an aunt for me..!”
Kishin- “I-I love how sweet and gentle he is..! I love doing crafts with him..!”
Liliya- “She’s very silly and sweet..! I really enjoy talking with her..!”
Sebastian- “H-he’s so funny..! H-he needs to be nicer to Kishin though..”
Yudi- “I-I love how cuddly and cute he is..! I’m so thankful for him protecting me from Zankoku and Takahiro..!”
Takahiro- “…..”
Nikko- “He and my Itoko-san are so cute..!!”
Yuna- “B-best mama ever..!”
Zeno- “He’s so n-nice and silly..! I think he and Kitari are really cute..!”
Aneko- “I-I’m a bit scared of her, but she’s nice in her own way..”
Hachikazu- “I-I love how compassionate and loving he is..! He’s so silly too..!”
Hikaru- “H-he’s so cool..! I-I love his hair so much..! I love letting him play with my hair..!”
Amari- “I-I love all of the gifts she gives me, she’s really nice and she’s always helping me do things I’m scared to do..!”
Mari- “She’s so fun..! I-I love to talk to her..! I wish I could be a better help when it comes to overtraining herself..”
Ilona- “I think it’s cool that she’s a half demon..! She’s really pretty and cool.! I love going on missions with her..!”
Hiroyuki- “H-he’s so kind to me, I’m very grateful for him and I love him very much..!”
Hasuki- “H-he’s so sweet and silly..! I love him a lot..!”
Gideon- “I-I really admire him, I think of him as another big brother..! I’m so thankful for him, h-he protected me from my uncle 3 years ago b-back when we met, a-and we’ve been super close ever since..!”
Chiaki- “H-he’s like a father for me, I’m really glad that I h-have him in my life..!”
Basil- “H-he’s very kind and generous, I really care about him and I’d do anything to keep him safe..!”
Ceres- “I don’t know that much about him, but he seems really strong and cool..! H-he and Vesper are a cute couple too..!”
(okay ik this is far from everyone, if you want me to add on then lmk pls)
Tagging: @ayunakatsukiwolfhashira @night-mince0 @donkeybro @nothingtoseehere1-2-3 @rion-isnot-an-ai @shycroissanti @kimetsu-chan @pinkwisteria @risingscorchingsuns @knyinfinity @cloudymistedskies @tokito-dulya20 @zeechyii @ackie-slays @ame-delights @aceofstars0
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ffxiv for the fandom thing, i know who your answers for most of them will be but i also wanna see if i'm wrong
i know you expect me to say zenos for all of these but I HAVE REAL ANSWERS. also @dreamfall asked for ff too and i'm gonna assume it's ffxiv because it's the only final fantasy content i play lmao
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): i think about so many characters but... right now i'm always thinking about zenos. i will study him under a microscope, i will give him a bath, i will provide enrichment for his enclosure. mostly i will give him therapy and a hug.
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): io motherfucking laithe like have you seen her lil face she's so cute i have NEVER been so in love with my own oc as i am with io and that's even while i'm obsessing over the other ones.
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): maxima!!!! maxima's manbun! merlwyb!!! merlwyb's tits!
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): my bard-in-laws guydelot and sanson. also m'naago the babe!!!
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): see blorbo 😭💗
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): estinien. thancred. white men with white hair get tortured.
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): the matryoshka doll that is fandaniel.
#ffxiv#ilmhist#dreamfall#also ngl currently i'm thinking most about like#the weird familial bond of io and estinien and alisaie and alphinaud#and how io and estinien suffered the loss of younger siblings and parents and then found these wayward kids#who were mad at each other and missing their parents. and each kid latches onto one of them and both of them are like#'cool guess this is me now'#and the twins make up and io and estinien suffer more shared trauma and eventually even more proximity and they're just this weird lil fam#let me be clear that none of this is romantic#it's about loss and rebuilding with what you happen to find along the way#estinkien is a bro for io and nothing less
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i... can't remember if you're an ffxiv player but ffxiv for the blorbo ask if so. if not then uhhhhhhh. pick the last show you finished
I HAVE SO MUCH FFXIV CONTENT ON THIS BLOG FAKE OOMF SPOTTER jk jk jk <3
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): G'raha Tia... cant believe hes real
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Tataruuuuuu
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Y'shtola she needs more love yall dont know how much i love her
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Vidofnir<3
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Zenos:)
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): Estinien and Urianger
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Emet Selch lmaoo fuck the grandpa
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Hello again lovies~ We have some more story with our favorite yandere DILF!
This is how our aggressive Yandere behaved during the third pregnancy and seeing what Killua looks like for the first time. Starting with initial conception to a bit of domestic time after birth.
As we begin with 'the making of' that indicates a good moment of +18 viewers.
WARNINGS ⚠: dub-con Lemon, cute mothering moments, hormone fluctuation, SUPER CUTE (sickeningly cute) MOMENTS, intense descriptions during birth, birthing complications, domestic moments.
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It was a cold November evening, and for once you really wished your husband was present. You curled your lip at the thought of being married to the man who held you captive, but after fifteen years it became less of a concern. If anything, you were more concerned for your two sons and how little you got to see them. You were able to spend so little time with either of them and often fretted about their well-being.
The only thing that kept you going were the far and few between visits you were able to have with them. You loved your sons and would do anything for them.
But for now, you had to figure out the best way to stay warm at night since Silva had been oddly absent for a couple of days. He had done so in the past but this time he seemed to be taking longer than usual. He refused to leave you alone at any given time, so his absence was rather unsettling.
Silva actually always kept your 'cell' cold in the evenings as it encouraged you to be more accepting of his advances. He was basically a space-heater and- though it pains you to admit- he was extremely comfortable to curl up with. But when he was absent it was punishingly cold, and it wouldn't take long for you to break out the extra blankets.
On some occasions, you would even drag your blankets to your corner since it tended to be a little bit warmer than the reset of your cell. But for now, the blankets were warming and shielded you from the cold that flowed through your room.
You were in the mental state of somewhere between awake and asleep when you heard him. The door to your cell had made an awful noise as it closed, giving the usually stealthy assassin away. You couldn't help but feel too tired to rouse yourself in response to his presence as he entered the room.
You made a small and sleepy noise when the bed dipped down as he joined you, easily sliding beneath the blankets and reaching out to you. The moment his warm hand came in contact with your cold skin, you were pressing against him. The heat that rolled off of his body was a tempting trap that you happily snuggled into, letting the warmth seep in.
He was so damn warm and comfortable pressed against you. You wanted nothing more than to just bask in that warmth and drift off into nothing when you felt his hands slowly pushing up your shirt.
Why is it always like this? Why does he always feel the need to be inside of you every time he returns?
You should be used to it by now, given the fact it has been near 15 years since you had first been taken. Still you couldn't seem to find a routine. Regardless of that fact, he was fairly consistent with what he wanted from you.
You whined when his warm hand came up to cup your breast, the feeling oddly pleasurable to your sleep fogged mind. You barely registered the feeling of your clothes being tugged off and the cold that nipped at your skin from beyond the blanket.
"No..."
Your sleepy rejection went unheard or unnoticed by the man above you, his lips descending to your neck. You felt the faint pressure of his hips against your own paired with the bites and licks on your neck. It didn't take long for his fingers to find their way to your throbbing sex, teasing and rubbing at your entrance.
You mewled and moved your hips with his strokes, tired eyes closing. It seemed he had no patience for foreplay or much else beyond stuffing himself into your heat as you felt him lift your leg over his hip. He let out low noises of pleasure as he let his hot cock slide through your folds. Your toes curled and you let out faint moans, pushing against his chest weakly.
"Don't... I don't want.."
"Shh... Just keep your eyes closed and go to sleep."
You felt surprisingly soft lips press against your own as he slowly slid into you, the faint shot of pain rousing your mind just a bit as he bottomed out and settled. You could barely force your eyes to open as he began languidly thrusting into you, the sleepy haze in your mind heightening the feeling. You tried to force yourself to wake, but you couldn't help but let yourself get dragged deeper into sleep.
The rhythmic thrusting pulling you deeper into your haze, the low noises of moans in your ears having a near musical tone. His deep voice having such a husky hitch to it, hearing his growls and huffs as he pumped himself into you.
"My sweet wife... Just rest and let me take care of you. Be vulnerable and relax for me."
The comfortable warmth coming from his heated body against yours soothed your tense muscles, letting his firm body massage yours. The soft melody of sounds and rhythms soothing you and putting you to sleep.
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It seemed over the last month that Silva had grown rather fond of taking you in your sleep. Often you would wake just enough to feel your pleasure break over you or to feel him thrusting away into you. You were getting sick of his callous disregard for your opinion or want by fucking you while you were asleep.
Or perhaps you were just sick.
You lay on the tile floor, blanket wrapped around your exhausted figure. Somewhere in your mind you couldn't help but hope you just had the flu or something similar, but you knew that wasn't the case. You felt similar to how you did when you were pregnant with your two sons, and somewhere in your mind, you knew you were pregnant once again.
At least now Silva would leave you alone, right?
You figured you could test that theory later and get in a quick nap, but the tell-tale sound of the door opening dashed those thoughts.
"... Unwell again?"
He kneeled next to you, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear and examined your pale face. It was as if you were experiencing a gentle touch far more willingly than you usually would, as you pressed your cheek into his hand. There was a quiet moment before he recoiled in shock.
You could barely hear his voice and only manged to pick up on a few words.
"Impossible. How could it already have unique nen so early?"
You were half tempted to question what he was talking about before you were picked up. You cried and whimpered at the loss of comfort, but Silva ignored your complaints and carried you to the large couch. You started to feel uncomfortable and warm as you lay on the plush surface, listening for Silva.
As you began to wonder if he had left without you knowing, a cool breeze began to steadily skate over your skin. The soft hum of a quiet motor reached your ears and you realized what it was. Silva must have set up a fan for you to keep your temperature down but still allow you to lay in comfort on the couch instead of the floor.
You don't know how long you lay in blissed out silence before an old and familiar voice reached your ears.
"Again? You two just breed like rabbits, don't you?"
"There's something different about this one."
"What do you mean?"
"Look at her nen."
"... How does it already have nen? It barely even has a heart-beat, it shouldn't have nen so early."
"It is different from the other two."
"This one should be monitored closely throughout the pregnancy as it grows-"
"I don't want it."
"Silva-"
"I have two sons already. I don't need another heir. I want it out of her now."
"Have you spoken with her about it?"
"I don't need to-"
It was then you decided to speak up, irritated with the back and forth jabbering. Your body, your baby, your rules.
"I'm keeping my baby. Just try and take it from me."
"(Y/n). You've already almost lost your life during delivery twice now. Do you want to chance it-"
"Just. Try. And. Take. It."
"(Y/n), stop being stubborn about this. Clearly this one is different from the other two. I don't want to risk your life again just for-"
"My womb. My baby. My decision. Not your's. Don't like it? Wear a condom for once or stop fucking me every day."
A sharp and familiar laugh split through the tension in the room, Zeno practically grinning ear-to-ear.
"Certainly have more bite to you than you did when you first got here. Figured out he won't kill you even if you snap at him? Silva, It seems your wife has spoken."
You could tell Silva was irritated with you by his clenched jaw and deep frown, but you also knew that he wouldn't punish you due to you being pregnant. It was not only a reprieve from sex, but a reprieve from his irritation.
Certainly you were going to be pleased with the months of rest from his insatiable sex-drive.
~~~~3 months in~~~~
As he had during your past pregnancies, Silva took to obsessively holding you on his lap and having you checked with every twitch or grimace.
Oddly enough, it seemed you were reacting very differently to this pregnancy than you had your other two. You couldn't help but cuddle and snuggle up with Silva any chance you got, much to his satisfaction. You became almost manic when left alone for more than ten minutes, entering into a constant state of worry. You felt the obsessive need to stockpile food as if you were worried you wouldn't be fed, even though Silva was dutifully getting your meals.
It seemed to be that you were only able to calm down from this state when he held you in his arms. Thus you rarely let him leave. When he would go to get up, you would just cling tighter to him and even shake in panic at the idea of him leaving.
It was a good thing that he refused to take contracts while you were pregnant, because leaving you alone was not an option. Not one he was willing to consider, anyway.
You still felt the usual exhaustion and unease as you did with your other pregnancies, but this was a different kind of unease. You were less concerned about how Silva would react to his new child, and more concerned about the child themselves. Something made you obsessively worry about losing your child during the pregnancy.
You knew it was likely nothing, but something just made you upset about it all. You had no concern of Silva taking your baby away- due to learning his lesson the first time- but that didn't alleviate your mind. All you could do was try to stay calm and just wait.
Somehow it soothed you that even though Silva did not want the child, he still took the time to listen to your fears and worries. He usually would assure you and tell you things will be fine and nothing bad is going to happen.
He is quite gentle with you while you're pregnant given your fragile condition. He also would not be able to withstand or tolerate your mourning should you lose the child. He would make sure the child lived just to keep you from falling into that kind of sorrow again.
His concern for your wellbeing is why he wanted to get rid of the child before you knew of its existence. He had done so in the past and managed to convince you that you were just sick when the signs began to appear. You never even knew what he had done and never realized why you had only been pregnant twice in 15 years even though he ensured to have sex with you every day.
He wanted to growl when he heard your tired voice say you wanted to keep it while he talked with his father. Well, he knew it was going to happen eventually. He could only get away with it for so long before you learned of it and desired to keep the child.
Now that you were aware of it, he would go through Hell just to keep you comfortable. He still had a bad feeling about this one though.
~~~~6 Months~~~~
You hummed softly as you ran your fingers through Silva's hair, still sniffling lightly and slowly getting your breathing under control.
You had begun having terrible nightmares and would wake up just screaming and wailing in agony. You were unusually difficult to console after waking. You never really did remember your nightmares, but you knew well enough that it was better you forgot them, given your sheer panic upon waking.
You knew Silva was still displeased with the pregnancy, but he said anything you wanted to hear to help soothe you. The first night you woke him with your thrashing and wailing, he was in a frazzled and panicked state. He couldn't figure out why you were screaming or what was wrong and being so powerless was infuriating to him.
Now he had taken to sleeping rarely and only resting for a few hours each night so he could keep an eye on you. But even with him at the ready to wake you the moment you seemed uncomfortable, there were still nights like this. Painful sobs and gasps wracking through your body as you clung to him.
Gone were the days of trying to shield your stomach from him in fear. Now you held tightly to him and pressed as close as your body would allow, stomach directly between the two of you. It was unreasonably soothing to you to hold onto him and just listen to him speak.
Weren't you supposed to hate him?
Regardless of how you felt in the past and how it felt like a betrayal now, you were not about to try to distance yourself from him. Not when his presence alone was so soothing to you in your distressed state.
His warm hands massaged your tense muscles. His soft hair was soothing between your fingers. His deep voice settling your frantic heartbeat. His firm body making you feel protected. Everything about him was what you desperately needed, and he couldn't be more thrilled.
He disliked seeing you upset, but he adored how cuddly you had become and how aggressively you clung to him. His only wish is that you continue your cuddling behavior even after the pregnancy is over.
~~~~8 months~~~~ (extra warning)
Something's not right. Something's wrong. Something's wrong. Something's wrong.
You knew it the moment you woke up, panicked and holding your stomach in agony. It was the middle of the day and Silva had stepped out not too long before you woke from your nap.
You knew something was wrong and you just screamed. Your body was filled with agony as you held your stomach, somewhere in your mind realizing that you were likely going to have to do this alone. You could barely move and the blood that coated your legs sent you into a frenzy of terror.
Pain was something you had experienced, this was something else all together. Somewhere in your mind you knew the child wouldn't be able to be born in a normal delivery. So, you did what you had to in order to save your baby.
Silva didn't keep knives around the room in order to ensure you couldn't hurt yourself, but he recently left a simple small knife on the counter before you fell asleep. It wasn't ideal, but it would damn-well have to do.
Thankfully, you had a vague idea of what to do, given the different medical books you had read over the years. You didn't feel much pain, adrenaline fueling your actions and steadying your hand. You were going to save your baby no matter what.
What felt like hours passed as you worked, propped up slightly against the couch. You knew you had done it when you heard that nasally snorting cry only newborns could make. The few things you remembered before finally passing out was a shock of white hair and piercing blue eyes cuddled up to your chest.
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Silva's brain still refused to process the events that followed when he returned to his wife's side.
He was unprepared for the snorting cries of his newborn infant and the horrific amount of blood that had no doubt come from his wife. She had been so pale with no color on her lips or face. The skin around her eyes were dark like pits and her chest barely moved.
He sat motionless with that image burned in his mind as doctors worked to save his only love. Why? Why had she done something so drastic? She should have just waited for him instead of going off the deep end.
He felt hate burning in his chest, not only for the infant but hate towards himself. He should have been there. How could he leave for so long like that? Just assuming she would still be sleeping by the time he got back. He shouldn't have left. If he had been there, none of this would have happened.
His father- as per usual- was the one who held and comforted the snorting and crying creature in his arms, refusing to allow Silva anywhere near. He knew what Silva would do to the infant if he was let near, and he wasn't about to let that happen. Not with how much potential and familial traits the infant already had.
The familial white hair and blue eyes of the Zoldyck family made the child's potential quite clear. Not to mention the overwhelming amount of nen the infant had despite being just born. The child had the nen of an adult and was likely only going to become stronger from there.
This child was the ideal Zoldyck. Zeno knew it, and Maha knew it. Silva didn't care. If he had his way that disgusting parasite would be dead by now.
He immediately stood the moment the door opened, the doctor's next words would dictate his actions from there.
"She's stable."
Almost as if his heart had been released from a vice, relief flooded his body at the news.
"It... Is a miracle she survived."
"How soon will she recover? That infant isn't worth her life to me."
"Well, there's something to that actually. Had she not done what she did, she would have died. We found that there was a complication with her dilation and that the infant was actually stuck inside of her. Had it remained that way, even for such a short amount of time, both would have died."
Now that was interesting. Silva knew that she had been worried from the very beginning even though countless checks said she would be fine. Had she known from the start of the pregnancy that something like this was going to happen? Had she been right to be concerned from the start?
Maha spoke up, now interested in the odd events that took place.
"So she was right to do what she had done to herself? She was correct in her actions?"
"Yes. Had she not done it, there would have been no saving her by the time we got to her. She is very fortunate, self performed c-sections always end in the mother passing away. This is likely a once in a million years kind of event."
Silva didn't care about their jabbering, he wanted to see his wife. He didn't stay to listen to them talk and instead immediately entered the room where she was being held.
It pained him more than words could describe to see her with so many marks and machines attached to her. But she was alive. He could work with that. Had she died, he would have... Well, no need to talk in hypotheticals.
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It had taken Illumi a moment to come to terms with the wiggling, snorting thing in his arms. This was what his mother almost died for? This pink squishy thing?
It was fascinating to him that this was why he almost lost his sweet mother. He had agreed long ago to keep an eye on any younger siblings he may have, but he would make note to watch this one closely. There had to be a reason his mom had gone through such lengths to keep this infant. He would be damned before all of her pain and suffering went to waste.
"What do you think of your little brother, Illumi?"
His mother's soft voice brought him back to the present. She was still bed-bound, but she wanted to be there when Illumi first met little Killua. He was pleased just to be able to be with her even if it meant he had to take care of the small infant in his arms.
His father stood, leaning against one of the walls and watching closely should anything happen. The similarities between them did not go unnoticed though.
"He looks like father."
"Yes... He does look a lot like your father."
Illumi knew he would never let anything happen to his little brother. He wouldn't let his mother down like that. Not with the amount of trust she's put in him.
He would ensure this child would never take on an opponent he was uncertain of defeating. He would make his mother proud of him and just how well he is taking care of his siblings.
He just hoped she wouldn't die over something like another kid. She was his mom and he didn't want her to ever be sad or to have her die any time soon.
If it meant he had to control and micro-manage his little siblings, he would.
#x reader#lemon#yandere#female reader#yandere x reader#hxh#fem reader#reader insert#silva#dub con#dubcon#non con#yandere silva x reader#yandere silva
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please the fandom thing for ffxiv PLEASE
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)
Haurchefant is my blorbiest blorbo, in a game of many blorbos. Just a field of Blorb but Haurchefant blorbs above.
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)
Alphi my little bro, my boy; just I love him so much and he has such growth! Such fire! I'm so proud of him
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)
I know this is a wild take considering he is a main character but Thancred deserves way more love
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)
If Hilda or Riol show up in a scene I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial fave)
I am a Known Emetfucker and I love Zenos but I don't think either of those are controversial. I'll go with Yotsuyu who deserves every bit of understanding and fandom we extend to other villains and also deserved better from the game
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)
Emet getting sexily bullied by Hythlodaeus is very good
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)
Taking away the character I 100% truly loathe because superhell is too good for him
I'm going to send Hildy to superhell and hope I didn't just cause the next Hildy Quests to be set there
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I don't know anything about ffxiv but I think you should tell me about your ffxiv blorbos, meow meows, etc anyway :3
Omfg, you know not what you do. Don’t enable me like this XD
I will include explanations for context for your benefit!
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most):
Zenos - basically Lotor, if the abuse had rendered him completely apathetic to life and incapable of feeling things and the only joy he ever found was in brief moments during combat with equally matched opponents
Emet Selch - grumpy theatrical grandfather (he’s actually a great-grandfather) who is honestly responsible for A Lot Of Things of the imperial, genocidal, etc. variety (actually accurately labeled for once!), but in addition to being a very compelling character, his personality and morality are such that, well, I personally can’t really condemn him for anything; I’d be a hypocrite :P
Aymeric - literal fantasy elf prince, precious, reluctant leader, is trapped in his office running his state most of the time, needs to be let out for walks/adventures; extremely competent fighter but also needs to be bubble-wrapped
Estinien - initially presents as the typically reserved, efficient, deadly, quiet-type, but is actually an awkward social cryptid who has no clue how the real world works
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped):
ZENOS - he’s so earnest and honest and open and his face is So Soft T__T
Vrtra - millennia-old dragon whose baby brother energy hasn’t dissipated at all, to the point that mortals can’t help but adopt him <3
Moogles in general - they’re just so round and soft and aggravating, they drive me to violence
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave):
Sidurgu - basically a dark knight/vigilante type lizard boy, Prickly but Soft™, lots of angst, only appears in the questline for one of the classes you can play
Foulques - dark elf rival type character, also appears only in a class-specific questline, done dirty (primarily by virtue of his race...) both in the story and by the story and therefore adopted by yours truly
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week):
Hraesvelgr - reclusive dragon with dog features, tragic past, need I say more? XD
Magnai & Sadu - loud, combat-happy lizard folks who also happen to be hilariously at each other’s throats all the time to the point that it’s a running gag now <3 Both are precious and fun, and I will happily take any amount of screen time with them, either alone or in conjunction with each other
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave):
Zenos - I’m sure you’ve seen me ranting on the bird app, so I won’t go off completely here (just a little, because I can’t help it) but like. UGH. He’s obviously “problematic” with the fandom due to being an antagonist, morally grey, blah blah, the usual, but also his character is so subtly written that -- while I absolutely adore that and eat it up like crazy -- it leads to Disk Horse between people who can actually read his character for what it is and people who just take him at face value as someone who is one dimensional and only “I’m evil, murder good, I like to fight” brainless brawn type of stuff, which is frustrating. Additionally, in terms of context, he doesn’t even really do anything all that bad in comparison to so many other antagonists/villains that get either a free pass or at least some basic understanding/empathy from both characters in-story/the writers and the fandom, but he’s routinely excluded from receiving the same. He’s also a scapegoat a lot of the time, in the sense that things that other characters have done or are responsible for initiating/seeing through, end up getting pinned on him, even though he was either not around at the time they were occurring or he was like... 6 years old lmao. The game mechanics are such that your player character extends a sympathetic ear to literally everyone else, even characters you haven’t known for as long or as well, but the dialogue options presented for Zenos are consistently straight up mean (with two exceptions; one which doesn’t really makes sense to have at that point in the story, given how the story develops? and the other one, comes too late); you don’t even get a chance to treat him neutrally. Your character gets to experience other antagonists’ backstories in-game, but players only know of Zenos’ backstory from extra material outside the game, and he is also routinely excluded from the player character having the chance to actually learn anything about him. There’s such a huge disconnect between what the player character knows vs. what the player knows, and how he is treated by the writing vs. how literally everyone else is treated, and it really tastes like Ye Olde VeeElDee :/ I also see him as the poster kid for abused childhood and ND representation, so on the one hand I guess I should have expected as much, but on the other hand it’s even more like ://////////, especially when the rest of the whole fucking game is written so well. So yeah, lots of controversy here. You’d love it [sarcasm].
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason):
G’raha (nerdy cat boy), Alphinaud & Alisaie (teenage elf twins), Estinien - torment would be harmless and out of fondness, they’re just all very easy to tease
Lyse (I just can’t give a non-biased description of her, I tried, so you can wiki her if you want lmao) - torment would be real and violent, I can’t stand her
Fandaniel - torment would also be real but of a less severe nature than for Lyse, and not out of hatred but just because I think his buttons would be fun to press :)
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell):
Ywain (guildmaster of the Lancer’s guild, Foulques’ former instructor), Alberic (Estinien’s mentor/adoptive father of sorts), Thordan (Aymeric’s father), Countess Ystride (Rielle’s (Sidurgu’s protege) mother), Varis (Zenos’ father) - abusive parental/mentor figures ahahaha XDD
Lyse - no real reason that I utterly hate her other than she annoys me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ lmao
#wayyy more details than you ever wanted no doubt XDD#thank you so much for asking after my new hyperfixation even though you don't go here! <3
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ffxiv for the blorbo meme
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)
haurchefant my sun my moon my perpetually horny stars. hes the blorbo to end all blorbos he is the perfect man. i remember really liking him in heavensward and then i found out about his jp characterization and went through the five stages of grief. im normal now though. me and my husband were sticking together
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)
i object to the "baby" but i. oogh. auughhbhh. graha tia -_- hes genuinely an earnest and kind and heroic guy but when he gets the uguu eyes out and does the wiggles i get the urge to put him in a box and shake it really hard. emotionally he is so shaped. if that doesnt make sense to you then good
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)
idk about you but im a pleb who likes popular characters but if i had to pick a guy. aymeric. "how can he be underappreciated" he is underappreciated by SQUARE ENIX he has been trapped in his office for FOUR YEARS and they only let him out to miss the wols pianos recital and to get publicly pwned for having daddy issues. he needs enrichment. he needs to go on an ocean fishing trip with the wol and seeing something that isnt paperwork for an hour. this is a cry for help. for him. im normal
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)
widargelt. job quests are dead so we will never see him again but im still a little shocked that he had nothing to do with stormblood msq at all. he wasnt even in endwalker bro where did he GO. COME BACK KING. GIVE ME THE LITERAL SWEAT SOAKED SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK AGAIN I MISS YOU. THEY GOT RID OF GREASED LIGHTNING STACKS WIDARGELT. OUR BROTHERHOOD
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)
i like zenos in endwalker but he is neither poor, little, or a meow meow and also the idea of calling him that makes me break out in hives. hes just really really funny. my hot take is that he doesnt know what sex is and is disinterested in it and his thing with the wol is just because hes a freak.
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)
estinien because he makes it really easy. i am not above the low hanging fruit. i think he made a lot of horrible decisions post heavenward because he quit his job and left his entire social circle to end up penniless in kugane and get blackmailed by tiny little women and ended up travelling with GAIUS. OF ALL PEOPLE. its a moral imperative to get his ass
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)
you know i thought they couldnt make a funny divorce man but they made gaius van baelsar so i have to applaud them for achieving the impossible. i wish that cute duskwight got to kill him but alas.
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fandom: ffxiv
Original ask meme post here!
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)
Honestly I have too many general favorites to name in FFXIV, at least in terms of NPCs. If my OCs count, then technically I'm thinking about Samilen the most, he's the character I started FFXIV with and therefor am constantly seeing the story and characters from his perspective.
You can find info about him and my other oc at @heroesofhydaelyn
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)
Me, pointing to Hermes: That one has depression and I will give him So Much Serotonin to compensate
There's just something about Soft and Vulnerable characters that latch onto me, and when that combination of traits is Just Right I inevitably go FERAL and do a wonderful impression of a barnacle sticking on the hull of a ship... which is to say I cannot be separated from my newfound favorite.
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)
Fandaniel! I say this especially in the post-Endwalker experience, where hindsight reveals a whole lot of depth and foreshadowing with his character that I didn't quite *get* until he was long-since defeated in the first trial ;w; I have to admit that I really warmed up to him after a while--his unhinged nature became oddly endearing, if not also heartwrenching, when I understood a lot of the context.
Catch me immediately playing through Endwalker newgame+ when it comes out because I have to re-experience all that chaos.
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)
X'rhun Tia, whom we literally did see in Endwalker for 0.2 seconds and I did not in fact shut up about it. He's such a good job mentor and general NPC (he is a DILF and I'll fight naysayers), I'm so sad that we haven't had a chance to see him again since Shadowbringers introduced role quests...
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)
Zenos, hands down with absolute certainty.
I'm not even gonna try to defend my love for this feral chihuahua (and too old to care at this point) but I will say I love his obsessive passion most in AUs where he's Domesticated and is able to hang out with the wol and Scions in some capacity without throats getting cut.
I can't remember who once said the wise words 'Zenos would have turned out better if someone had just exposed him to healthy BDSM relationships' but I think they're definitely onto something because I sure as hell agree with that.
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)
Do my own OCs count? I torment them constantly... >w>;;
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)
Whomever is responsible for me constantly getting World of Darkness in my duty roulette. For now, I'll blame Lahabrea.
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fina l fan tas y
I've literally only played XIV so uhhhh yeah-
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) : Zenos hands down. No competition.
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) : G'raha Tia..... baby....
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) : idk if anyone in ffxiv is underappreciated... and also my fave.... Emmanelain maybe? lil dance boi
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Does Zenos count as obscure? He's widely fawned over.... but he doesnt show up much,,,, or maybe Sicard?
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Zenos again,,,, murder horny man my beloved....
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) : Estinien because hes grumpy and Id tease him. Also Emet-Selch for the same reason
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): LOLORITO CAN GO STRAIGHT TO TURBOHELL
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You already know.
:)
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)
Haurchefant Haurchefant HAURCHEFANT I am OBSESSED with him and his little pony-play kink oh my god. I could write several essays about him n his family n his relationship with the WoL n how much he Loves and still not be done talking about him do not get me started
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)
G'RAHA my silly little woowoo boy :) him n his lil ear wiggles :) the nervous catboy fidget :) can't wait to finish famed patch 5.3 and have my tits blown clean off cause of him :)
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)
Lyse! I get some of the reasons people don't like her, esp cause of Stormblood's writing, but she's always been the bimbo bestie. Honourable mention goes to Papalymo my friend Papalymo :)
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)
Guydelot and Sanson my BOYS I fucking MISS them I wanna thirdwheel them again so bad the level 80 quest wasn't enough I need to see them all the time
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)
Zenos.......... The red flags are big but so is his dick 😌🙏 I want to artificially recreate his environment and study him from behind a one-way mirror I think he's great
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)
I think we all need to bully Magnai 'Are There Bitches On The Moon' 'He's Bi But Nobody Wants Him' Oronir more
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)
Emet-Selch.
#thanks bestie 💖#selenicfortune#Zak replies#this is ffxiv if you didn't catch the brainrot I have rn
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Final Fantasy Blorbos?
I have played other final fantasy games but I'm going to stick with ffxiv, and probably have very "basic" opinions for people familiar with the cast, but I do really appreciate the ask! Thank you!
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Haurchefant
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Alphinaud, I suppose
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Jehantel, special mention Momodi
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Meffrid, maybe his fate was predictable but i'd rewrite it for no reason other than my own fun
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): based on this definition? Ysayle
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): for now, Zenos, unclear if that will change based on spoilers but not experience
eeby deeby
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for the blorbo skrunkly etc. etc. ask post: ffxiv 👀
oh gOD this is going to be so hard AAAAAAAAAAAA
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)
gr'aha tia ... 😳 arbert is a rEAL close second though
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)
alphinaud and alisae. i CANNOT pick one or the other you CANT MAKE ME 😠😠😡🤬🤬
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)
erenville. he was the MVP in endwalker and you cannot prove me wrong. he saw our character commit a crime nad said NOTHING
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)
hes not really oBSCURE but he is 100% a character that i will NOT shut up about if i see him
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)
...zenos 😳 i hate him but i love him. endwalker made me love him even more
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)
fourchenault 🤬🤬 "oh sorry for being a bad father to alphinaud and alisae i just wanted the best for them and i was scared they were going to get hurt whehhehwhewhe" SHUT UP you are a BAD father and i am going to Fuck Your Wife.
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)
4k ardbert
#i added pictures because :)#zenos: *commits multiple crimes* me: <3 fourchenault: *is a bad dad but apologizes for it* me: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
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tell me about the blorbos from your game c:
Hello! I will tell you about the blorbos from my game c:
(the game is, of course, Final Fantasy XIV)
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)
Oof, a tough one. I'd say it's a split between Emet-Selch and Venat? Yes yes, I'm not original here, but their stories just are incorporated in literally everything. Both of them have been here since the very beginning and have been forced to survive in their different ways so looking at the story through their lens literally never gets boring. Like oh, Venat saw me get to Ul'dah here wow I was so small and dumb back then. How did she feel about me finding out Hydaelin is a primal? Losing faith in her? Thinking I was tempered? And for Emet-Selch it's the same, the story is so rich - he lost both of his best friends but then he met me on the first and thought that maybe, just maybe, it didn't have to all end in tragedy and then it did, but then he remembered, and by the time I called him back in Ultima Thule he must have been feeling so much. This is also why FFXIV storytelling is so impactful - you cannot, could not tell a story this deeply with just two hours on a screen. I'm nearing 1000 hours in the game and I am so deeply connected to it by now...
(honorary mention here is Hythlodaeus because I care him)
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)
Alphinaud? Perhaps? He's like the pretentious younger brother who you can't help but love because he means well. The dichotomy between him being a diplomatic leader of worldly influence and him being a child who is afraid of ghosts and can't swim is... good (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b59TR8pShQ0)
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)
...Ravana? Quite possibly the chillest primal if you don't count Susano who's fight is awesome yes yes but Ravana did it first. Just go at it for fun baybee. Perhaps also Lucia (at this pt i'm going through unending journey because there are So Many characters and I don't remember them all)
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)
Erenville!!!! Though I mean I think he is not really obscure because even though he appears in like 3 scenes the people (me) love him. He is also the black bunny boy who you reblogged from me some time ago, sis. I loved him from the first moment I saw him but I truly fell in love with him when we trailed him disguised as frogs and he caught us because we didn't act properly and he's kind of a biologist. But let us listen in anyways. What a lad.
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)
see I would love to put Emet-Selch here but as I stated before he created a fascist empire for shits and giggles so I don't think that's too problematic... but, alas, he is probably the most popular ffxiv character....
....Magnai. He is utterly pathetic and I love that in a man.
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)
Hien?? Not because I wish him ill but because he is my favorite from Stormblood and has this clear and steady conviction that if I saw him overcome great difficulties I think I'd get quite inspired. Other than that, I love putting Azem through the mill because of the h/c potential with Hades n Hythlo.
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)
Hm. I assume this means I hate them - there's plenty of chars to hate though most also have very human reasonings for their actions. If I had to pick, hm, Ilberd? He was just a tad too smug. :D
(honorary mention of Zenos because I am Afraid that he'll raise from the grave the uh, second? third? time and his story will be underwhelming again. stay dead bitch <3)
Conclusion: there are so many characters. And I love them all. Lord Hien help me.
#personal#i shall not tag this as ff bc i don't want it to appear in the tag lol#but i will tag this as#ew spoilers
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blorbo meme but with ffxiv (including WoL(s) ofc)
I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT ABT THIS AAAAA i got distracted drawing Daddy Levkya
Doing NPCs bc i have too many fucking OCs
(Unless folks WANT one of my OCs, in which case i will happily oblige)
Send me a fandom and I’ll tell you my:
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)
Crystal Exarch tbh, like specifically Crystal Exarch
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)
5.3+ G'raha Tia
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)
Erichthonios tbh. Idk if hes my son or my husband but i know i love him
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)
Erenville of my fucking GOD. he isnt obscure but he shows up like 3 times total and i love him
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)
Hesperos tbh.
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)
Fandaniel. No, Idc that he's [Redacted].
Eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)
Zenos, easily. I liked him a little more toward the end of EW but not enough to bump him from the Eeby Deeby spot
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Yona of the Dawn for Fandom asks?
YEAH LET'S GOO
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): YONA LIKE COME ON SHE'S RIGHT THERE.
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Yoon!!! and Zeno. I know they're highly skilled, well-rounded, smart, competent, immortal, etc.... but they are also my babies I'm sorry I don't make the rules
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Lili!!!!! light of my life, love of my heart, some day she Will Be Animated So Help Me
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): well they're only obscure by virtue of being buried like 100+ chapters into the manga but the two Xing princesses. look at them. I would die for both of them.
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): soo won. we love a self-righteous murderer with daddy issues and an agenda. also this guy
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): Kija is very tormentable (affectionate)
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): these two
(send me a fandom)
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