#yuh i’m so proud of this one

[sukunas-wife]

YOU NEED TO MAKE MORE DAD!SUKUNA😭 It’s just soo good!!!, I’m literally obsessed with Dad!sukuna🫶🏻

lol here’s a little snippet to start the day, in other words I had a domestic dream 🥺🤍

Jujutsu Teacher Sukuna AU

Somewhere in another time line Sukuna became a not so dedicated teacher at Jujutsu high school still after having turned himself into a curse, even 1000 years he landed a spot on the higher up’s board it hilarious when they try to execute someone and he completely disagrees.

They learned quickly is Sukuna disapproves of their actions agree with arrimen Sukuna. Don’t go behind his back and try to do it either. He’s not afraid to kill everyone and replace the entire board of Higher Ups

Then one year he met you, you came in from the sister school to be teacher. Usually he tried not to mess with staff they only last so long anyways. But maybe it was that time he saw you banging your head in the drink machine because you used your last bills to buy a drink and it got stuck. Or maybe it was that time Gojo and Toji surprisingly decided to team up against you and you managed to hold your own.

It was when YOU started to pursUE HIM he became really intrigued. At first he became annoyed because not to far behind the corner he could hear the snickering and “Oh she’s really doing it!” “She’s a brave woman to try and flirt with him…” “What are you idiots do- oh, this could be interesting.” “shhh, I can’t hear what he’s saying!”

You didn’t notice when he flicked his wrist, but you did hear your coworkers panic and the rushed steps. Looking back confused you were more confused when you looked back at Sukuna and he was leaning forward getting face to face with you before squishing your face in one of his hands. “You do understand you proud Jujutsu Sorcerers don’t live very long, so give me one good reason you want my attention.”

You wanted to badly to look away from those demanding red eyes, to pull away and breath the God given air, instead here you were getting dazed off his musk and cologne. Feeling his warm hand squish your face, nails lightly pressing against your skin. Smash- swallowing you had one chance to do this right. Don’t stutter, don’t fear, breath, don’t rush, don’t show him WEAKNESS.

“I J- ahem” ah.. I messed up already, “Wait let me restart- Okay I’m ready, I’m not gonna stand here and promise happiness smiles and endless love, praise and worship. I’m not gonna lie to your face and tell you everything you want to hear and pretend it’s all sunshine and rainbows. When I go on a mission I’m not gonna say I promise to always come back that would be a fools move. But at least in my last moments I’d have to privilege to remember you and all those wise words you used to tell me like. “Dumbass that’s why you keep more than two dollars in your wallet.” Or “Living to please others and dying with regrets if no helping everyone is vain, Live to please yourself at least in your final moments you’ll have some sense of fulfillment.” So like it or not I’m here to please myself if you say No and tell me to fuck off and send me on my way. I won’t regret having asking. If you say yes, well I won’t lie I wouldn’t really know what to do or say I came in expected to be rejected and humbled.” Finally your eyes left his, you were oblivious to stare he had. He wasn’t completely amused but he wasn’t bored of your words either. “Look at me.” You did, “you didn’t bore me entirely with your little … speech so I’ll give you one opportunity. Sunday, I have an early mission, meet me here at 4 in the morning and I’ll tell you with me. After I finish you can have the rest of my day or until I get bored.”

He didn’t get bored… it turned out you amused him so much more when you weren’t surrounded be suits.

And that’s how you ended up here.

“Yuji don’t say something stupid love can’t protect anyone.” Nobara rolled her eyes, “Yuh huh, your words can’t hurt me because my mom and dad’s love protects me.” He puffed his chest out crossing his arms and smiling with closed eyes, missing the book Nobara was throwing at him. A solid sound was made, Yuji was wide eyed, the all to familiar wrist holding the heavy book just in front of his face, “Careful Miss.Kugisaki it’d be a shame if you caught extra missions for disabling another student from completing his own.” Yuji smiled proudly, “See, protected.”

Sukuna rolled his eyes, “Get to class Fushiguro was on your ass last time for being late to class.” He nodded his head at Yuji who just smiled sheepishly rubbing the back of his head, “Alright.” Of course the Trio ran past you greeting you with “Hi Mrs.Sukuna!” Good morning Mom!” “Morning Y/n Senpai.” You watched them all keep running until your husband stood next to you offering you the Coffee Cup he had been drinking. You were distracted by one thing “Why do you have our photo album?” Sukuna felt his eye twitch, “Damn brat.” Was all he mumbled tucking it under his shoulder, “Your son believes your love protects him.”

You laughed, “OUR son believes OUR love for him protects him. Considering your holding that book Im assuming Kugisaki tried to throw it at him or you were reminiscing on that time you had to save them from a Special Grade ambush and when you had to carry them all out Yuji was sniffling how he knew he could count on you to be there for him.”

He looked away, “Higher ups are lucky I only wiped out half of them.” You rested your head on his shoulder pulling the album from him. “Aaww this is Yuji’s baby album” you cooed seeing the picture of Sukuna holding Yuji next to a bouquet of “It’s a Boy!” Balloons. In the background you could see the blur of Geto smacking Gojo on the back of the head.

Sukuna is secure as a man and father 🥹

So it’s not a surprise to you when you come home late from the school and find true form Sukuna threatening to break the sofa under his weight coddling 15yo Yuji 🥹

As much of a brute people have him to be, Yuji might be his only son, and he might call him brat and roll his eyes a lot. But he’d be damned if he were truly a bad dad. In a whispered conversation he told you about everything that happened on Yuji’s mission. How the mission was purposely miss graded and they basically walked into a special grade curses domain. Sukuna had no doubt in his mind that if wouldn’t have been the one over seeing their mission the first years wouldn’t have walked back out alive.

Yuji was alright the entire ride but when he got home he broke down crying, speechless gasping for air. That’s when Sukuna pick him up carrying him over the sofa, coddling Yuji wasn’t as easy now that they were almost the same height, so he turned to his true form. And let Yuji cry, scream and hold onto him. Rubbing his back, holding his head against his shoulder, just talking to him to comfort him. “Do you remember that time we went to the park, and you wondered off to far chasing a duck.” Yuji nodded still sniffling, “Your mom was scared shitless when she couldn’t find you.” He laughed and Yuji laughed lightly, “y.. yeah I remember I jumped into the pond and then you and mom started screaming and then jumped in…” sukuna laughed louder, “Y/n was so mad but she couldn’t stay mad when she saw you with that little duck.” He patted Yuji’s back resting his chin on his head. Soon Yuji fell asleep.

It led you to find him this state. You asked him to go lay him in his bed, he did. He came to help you make some comfort food, it was hilarious when you asked if he could use dismantle on vegetables and it turned out he could. Now over the table in the wall is a sign that says “Malevolent Kitchen.”

The house that night was filled with the soft sounds of cooking, you and your husband talking about whatever came to mind. The Golden pot boiling with whatever broth you made. Sukuna was fighting the rice cooker while you tempura fried some shrimp and rolled some noodles to cook

It was well past 9 when you heard Yuji coming, both of you turning to see him walking yawning and rubbing his eyes. Bare feet padding along the kitchen floor. “Come sit down Yu you gotta be hungry.” you fixed him a large bowl of noodles with Tempura shrimp. On the side were the massive Onigiri Sukuna had made, he even tried to use the nori stamp to put little faces on them. More often than not they have 4 little crooked eyes that looked mad but it squeezed your heart how he laughed to himself saying “Yuji’s going to love these.”

He did, you watched as he bit into it rice sticking to his face. “These are good dad what did you fill them with?” “Nitamago we forgot to pack em for lunch so.. improvise I guess.” You both sat down with Yuji talking and eating. Just enjoying the free time you had together before Sukuna would go commit another crime against the higher ups 🤍🤍

Yeah 🥹

Im here 10-1 in the morning 🤍 It took all day to type this out 😭😭

Also a lot of my co workers walked out today 🥹 it was rough

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[potentialguybodyswaps]

Brother body part swap part 1:

My teen brother after finishing high school and going to the same college as me as a freshman, went though a major transformation inbetween summer break and starting college

In high school he had a lot of friends, more than I do now as a senior, and I never really herd him talk about sex or getting with anyone when he was in high school.

But whenever we’d go home after school and he’d have his friends over, they would always talk about how and who they were banging that week, my brother always had the most outlandish stories, talking about how how he’d use his big dick to fuck whatever brode it was in his story, all the moaning, and getting his face shoved into her boobs

I was kinda proud of him, I’ve only been with 3 girls myself, but what I was even more proud about was hearing how he had a big dick, I’ve seen my father’s one time on accident when I was a kid and was afraid that’s what I would peak at. luckily I’m probs 3 or 4 inches bigger than my old man. I was worried my brother didn’t get laid any in school cause he had my fathers dick size, but I guess I was wrong

I envied my brother benji , i always thought he was better looking than me, and I don’t know how he went from the popular class clown to one of the supposed fuck boi’s on campus in such a short time

His friends always thought it was a bit weird that benji would invite me to their smoke sesh and get High while they told their latest stories and I never seemed to have any

I typically would just zone out and watch the tv, as their stories would just become white noise to me while getting high

One day after his friends left, benji shortly came back and sat down next to me while I was zooted watching Rick and Morty, he was always better functioning while high, probs from smoking in high school too, so he had a couple years of experience, I only started smoking with him cause I was curious and didn’t have a connect myself…

Benji started talkin to me, and started asking some weird questions, but I tried not to pay any attention to them since I was so into my show

“Hey Christian, I have a question for you” he said trying not to seem needy for a answer

“Yuh” I said still staring at the tv

“Um how old were you when you first got laid” he said putting his hands together and leaning forward focusing on the tv with me

“17” I said

“And ummm… how big is your dick”

“Uh like 9 inches…. Um…. You?” I said Tilting my head a bit to look at him

“Um… 7, myself, why do you ask” he said seeming uneasy

“Bruh, chill, I don’t care, you asked first after all, what’s the problem bro, something wrong?” I said, turning back to the tv

“Um, I mean I guess, some girls I’ve been with kinda think I’m small” it was as if I could feel him sink into the couch after he said that

“Nah bro, your good, I mean your pretty good looking, no homo. And 7 inches isn’t small, bigger than average, she’s probs just a college slut, there’s always someone bigger. Now let’s just watch the rest of this, and finish the season haha” i said laughing and reaching over to give him a brotherly tapping on his chest

“You think I’m good looking? haha thanks bro. just one more question, what’s your body count, or like how often do you get laid” he said laughing seeming to return to his happy self

“Um like 2 or 3” I said

“2 or 3 girls or times” he said looking directly at me shocked

“Times bro, now shut up, we can talk about this later” i said annoyed now

Thankfully benji decided to shut up for while… but I did decide to knock on his door before we both went to bed, so we can get up early and drive to campus…

***knock knock knock***

“hey bro, you good?” I said looking at him sitting down on his bed biting his lip, hair dangling down looking at his phone.

“Ya Chris, I’m good…” benji said not really seeming like he was in a good place

“Aye you sure ben? You know I’m here for you right? You’re my favorite little brother you know?” I said smirking

“I’m your only little brother” he said seeming to cheer up a bit”

“Ya I know” I said still standing at his door frame

“May I come in?”

“Ya”

I stepped into his room, which was kinda a mess but I don’t really blame him, my room was kinda the same when I was his age

“So um about some of the things you were talking to me about earlier, what was that about?” I said taking a seat in one of Beni’s gaming chairs, swinging it around so I can look at him

“Um it was nothing… just, some girl problems…. You know what I mean?” He said looking kinda sad at me

“I mean ya, don’t get me wrong, I’ve had my heart broken before but I’m not like you Brosif, it almost seems like you and your buddies have a game going on to see who can fuck the most girls or something haha.” I said trying to relate to him

“That’s the problem bro” he said tossing himself on his bed but still facing his head towards me so I can here him talk

“I can get with chicks no problem, but none of them seem to wanna date me for some reason, and the few I have dated, cheated on me with guys they said had bigger dicks, said I wasn’t enough for them” he said looking very distraught now clinching a pillow to his chest

I felt bad for my bro, it seems he’s really trying, but just can’t find the right girl, I know how it feels to hurt like that.

“Man, like I said earlier, they must just be sluts if that’s all they care about bro, don’t stress about it bro, I’m sure in a couple years you won’t think about any of them again” i said walking over and putting a hand on his shoulder

“ but I don’t wanna wait years, I wanna form a connection with someone that cares for me bro, it fucking sucks” benji said as I saw a tear slip out his closed eyes

“I’m sorry man, maybe I can try to hook you up with one of my exes bro, some of them have told me they thought you were the cute brother anyways haha, they might be interested, you always liked hanging out with me and my girlfriends right?”

“Ya” he said voice trying not to break

“Ok then, I’ll start work on it tomorrow, get a good night sleep bro” I said heading to the door”

“And um, benji, just know, your never lonely as long as you have family, your a good person, good night, love you bro” i said closing the door heading back to my room

Once back in my room I hopped on my instagram, and was scrolling though posts when I saw a post from benji’s fanstagram (fake instagram account) where he shared a link about some necklace that looked kinda cool but clearly wasn’t real (the material I mean, definitely didn’t look like real silver). I checked the comments and I guess it was suppose to be some magic prop from a show or something, came with warning labels and all, but what does a necklace need a warning label for? Ya know what I mean haha?

Anyways the necklace was SUPPOSEDLY enchanted by a witch, and the wearer could swap bodies parts with other people when he wore the necklace and put on the clothes of the person he wanted to swap with.

I thought it was weird but decided to go ahead and purchase it anyways for him, sometimes ya just need to get a gift for one of your family members, plus I mean his birthday was in a few days anyways, luckily the deliver date was a day before his birthday, talk about coming in clutch haha.

The next day came by and was kinda uneventful, for some reason I was just really excited to see benji’s face when I give him his gift

I did however was able to get one of my ex’s “Beth” to agree to go on a date with him, even better was it was gonna be on his birthday too, guess I got him 2 gifts haha, when I told him he seemed really excited telling me I’m the best brother anyone could ask for

Another day gos by uneventful, benji telling me about all the idea’s he has for his date, asking me questions like what I think she’d like… I told him, “just be you, maybe hang out for a bit, dinner if she gets hungry, perhaps take her to the lake and go for a swim” I said winking at him

“How am I gonna get there? It’s be kinda weird if you drove us, also kinda pathetic if she has to drive us” he said seeming like he was trying to hint at something

I rolled my eyes and tossed my keys at him “duh bro, you can borrow my car I guess while you go on your date, don’t fucking scratch it tho, you know mustangs aren’t cheap”

“Seriously bro? Your gonna let me drive the stang? What’s the catch, why are you being so nice all of a sudden” he said squinting his eyes at me

“No reason bro, it’s your birthday, that’s like 1 of the 2 days a year I legally have to be nice to you, what you don’t wanna drive it?” I said raising an eye at his question

“No!, No!, I do! It was just a question that’s all” he said back peddling

The rest of the night went as usual, play’ed some games, did homework, kept checking the mail all the way till 9 pm waiting for benji’s gift to come, it’d be ashame for it to arrive after his birthday, not really a birthday gift then is it?

The next morning I got dressed and ready to go to campus, benji was the first one out as usual and just waited in the car, but he did yell out the door that I had a package on the step

“This is it” I thought to myself “it arrived, good thing too, I’ll give it to him after school” my internal monologue continued as I ran down the stairs to grab it and ran back up to my room

I opened it up and saw the necklace in a plastic baggy, aslong with instructions…. “Who needs instructions for a necklace like seriously? How hard is it to put a necklace on haha”

It did look pretty cool, I decided to open it and try it on, my head was too big to just slide it over my head, so I had to unclasp it and clasp it again around my neck

Looking in the mirror on my dresser I decided it really did look good, and I should have gotten myself one too, that way we could match, but too late now I guess, could always check and see if they still have any later I suppose

For some strange reason I thought back to what the description said of the necklace, about how it could supposedly swap body parts by wearing other people’s cloths, and I know it’s dumb, but you know what they say. Curiosity killed the cat.

I didn’t have any of benji’s spare clothes in my room, but he did leave a pair of his shoes in my room from hanging out with me a lot

I took mine off including socks since if there’s a chance this would work, socks would probs mess with it, cause you know, socks are actually touching you, shoes just touch your socks

I managed to fit my feet in benji’s smaller shoes, they weren’t that much smaller than mine, but with me wearing size 12’s and him wearing 10.5’s they were small enough that I had to curl my toes to fit in them

I stood up with disappointment as I took a few steps and still felt my feet curled up…. I decided to sit back down and take them off. But when I did I was met with toenails that looked like they haven’t been clipped in over a month, strange since I just clipped mine last week…

A spark of hope was reignited as I noticed they seemed a bit smaller too

I stuck my foot back into benji’s vans and was shocked that I didn’t have to curl them to fit now… maybe I just had them so tense the first time I couldn’t feel that I didn’t need to curl them anymore…

I decided maybe this could be another gift for benji? Maybe let him live as the older brother for a week or something? If that’s what he wants of course…

I knew we were gonna be late to class if I spent too much time fucking off, so I decided to rush to benji’s room kicking his shoes off and striping. I opened his closet and grabbed a shirt and pair of pants and threw them on. I saw a pair of dirty underwear on the ground but decided against it, I feel like that would be too weird having my brothers junk

After waiting with my eyes closed for half a minute I opened them and saw that I looked a bit shorter, I mean after all benji was 5’10 compared to my 6’ so not to much of a difference. I decided to take my shirt off just to make sure I’m not crazy and saw my new chest and immediately knew it worked, I use to have a treasure tail on my stomach but not anymore sense benji could never grow one, plus my arms looked a bit thicker, not fat or anything, benji was far from that, but more like it looked like he went to the gym… once a week haha… not to mention benji weighed maybe 5 or 10 pounds more than me dispute being a couple inches shorter, I could see he, er I guess, I now had the beginnings of a faint 4 pack, I mean I had abs myself but they were from how skinny I use to be.

Now the Only issue, is I still had my old face, and I know benji didn’t wear any hats so that was an issue

Truthfully I wasn’t sure this would even work, not because I don’t believe in magic, I mean the shoe part proved me wrong, but because a lot of his clothes are hand me downs from me, but I guess aslong as he’s worn them it works?

I went back though his closet and found a hoodie that I’ve seen him wear before, I decided to put it on and zip it up, I put the hood over my head and pulled the strings so it covered as much of my face as possible and waited

“Please work, please let this count as a head article” i said outloud waiting

Wasn’t that long till I felt something touching my eyes

I let go of the strings and pulled back the hood still facing the mirror

“Yes! It worked” I said seeing benji’s face and much longer hair than mine

I was shocked to hear his voice, it definitely wasn’t mine but didn’t sound exactly like benji ether,

“is this how benji sounds to himself” i said aloud making faces in the mirror trying to get use to this

“Well I guess they do say due to vibrations in the skull, people think their voice is actually deeper than it actually is” I thought to myself as I tied benji’s shoes on and ran back to my old room and grabbing my old pair of shoes

Even tho this is crazy, I’m still thoughtful and knew benji must be feeling the shoe swap, if he hasn’t already noticed the rest of the swap

I ran down stairs and passed my mum on the way out “benji, I thought you all left already” she said not even bothering to stop preparing breakfast for when dad wakes up

“Ya I just had to grab something real quick, bye love you mom” I said continuing my way out the door

I got outside and continued running to the drive way, I got close enough and could see myself passed out in the passenger seat. I got closer and opened the passenger side door, seeing benji simply took his shoes off and relaxed instead of questioning what was happening

I tossed my old shoes at him and tossed my pair of keys on the lap waking him up

“Your driving Christian” i said winking at him

“Bro, what the fuck, why am I looking at myself” benji said pulling down the sun visor to check the mirror

“Holy shit, I’m you Christian! How is this possible” he said feeling his face

I pulled the necklace out from being tuck under the hoodie and shook it

“Remember this necklace you wanted?” I said still dangling the necklace

“You got it? And it actually works? Holy shit bro, this is crazy” benji said reaching into his pants feeling around

“Aye bro I think you forgot underwear” he said looking up at me

“Nah, I just felt like it’d be too weird to swap that, now any ways get up, your driving.” I said trying to get into the passenger side

Benji got in the driver seat and started it up, waiting 30 seconds for the engine to warm up before sticking it into drive

“So um, how long does this last? Or how long are we gonna stay swapped” benji said keeping his eyes on the road

“Oh I don’t know, there was a instructions manual but I didn’t think we’d need that, so As long as you want bro, aslong as it’s within reason, so could be for a day, could be for a week or 2, but I’m definitely not doing a whole month haha… you can consider this a 3rd birthday gift I guess”

“Jeez thanks bro, but um, you do remember I have a date tonight right?” He said a bit annoyed at the timing of the swap

“Well, I mean we can always swap back after class. Or…. We could stay like this and I could go on your date for you maybe? That way I can do everything possible to make sure she wants a 2nd date and continue seeing you, ya know since you always seem to fuck shit up haha” i said laughing

“Not funny dude, but ya I guess maybe it would be a good idea for you to go as me, you’d know what she would like, and could probs seal the deal with getting her to date me” benji said pulling off the road into campus to park

“Sounds like a deal then” I said reaching over to shake his hand

“Deal” he said

After benji turned the car off and we got out I decided to make a joke about the situation before I headed to his class’s

“Have a good day Christian” i said putting emphasis on the name

“You too benji” he said doing the same

I went to benji’s classes and tried doing my best impression of him, especially sense one of benji’s friends that we typically smoke with decided to come sit by me

I decided to talk with him and boast about how I got a hot date with Christian’s ex “Beth” to which benji’s friend just absolutely lost it

“You got a date with Beth? Dude that’s insane, I always thought she was your brothers hottest ex, you tots gotta get pics and share them with me bro” he said dabbing me up

“I don’t know bro, I might just keep them all for myself dude haha” I told him smirking

The rest of the day went as usual, or as usual as I can imagine for a day as benji. My date with Beth wasn’t for another 2 hours but I was still gonna prepare and go though my brothers closet to find the right outfit for this.

The time came and I went to grab my keys from benji, since he still had them on him personally.

I did everything I thought Beth would like, and it worked, took her for a early dinner, then a movie, and after wards she still wanted to hang out. I proposed going for a swim down by the lake which she seemed down for. We drove back to her house first since it was closer and she needed to pick up one of her bikinis and then headed back to my place since I would also need to get a pair of swimming trunks or shorts to swim in.

I went up to my room and saw benji sitting there playing one of my games, he paused it when he herd me come in

“How’d he go, does she still wanna go out” he said turning around seeming nervous

“Oh ya bro, it’s still not over, I’m just here to grab some shorts cause she wants to go down to the lake and go for a swim before it gets real dark… do you think it’d be wrong of me if I tried to fuck her on the first date? ” i said grabbing a bag and putting a pair of my black shorts in there and some towels

“Nah bro, I mean it does sound like something I’d do, so she might be expecting it” benji said smiling at me

Before heading out I left my bag next to benji as I went to take a piss, I could hear him leave the room and come back in a short amount of time. I came out the bathroom and saw him stuffing something into the bag

“What’s that” I said walking closer to grab my bag”

“Uh just some condoms, can’t be too safe right bro” he said stepping back seeming a bit weird, like I caught him doing something he shouldn’t

“Uh ya thanks bro, stopping at a store to buy some might have been weird if she knew I was planning to do this haha” i said laughing grabbing the bag and heading out

It was only a short drive to the lake, I parked and we got out together but decided to separate for a bit to change out of our clothes.

I got behind a tree and opened my bag, I couldn’t seem to find my shorts, I pulled out my phone and turned the flashlight on, pulling the towels out and found something I wasn’t expecting, my shorts weren’t in there but a pair of of benji’s orange, white and black striped swimming trunks.

“God damit benji, I told you I didn’t wanna swap dicks, that’s fucking weird, but I guess I have no choice now” I thought to myself as I kicked my jeans off and slide his swimming shorts on

I started headed to the lake but realized something felt off, my dick didn’t want to sit as usual, which I guess is understandable sense I’m not use to having my brothers dick. I decided to check the damage out and pulled my shorts down a bit grabbing my smaller soft cock

“Fuck bro I’m like 5 inches soft, but benji is like 3.5 soft, at best, I kinda wanna say closer to 3… he just must be a grower” I thought to myself as I herd Beth yell “hurry up benji, I’m waiting for you”

I could see Beth in the water, I got in to get closer to her but once I was waist high in, I saw she just undone the top half of her bra letting it float towards me “ops” she said giggling covering her mouth

After seeing that I hurried up and proceeded to go deeper into the water till I reached her. “Oh my god, your so gorgeous in this light” i said as I went in for a kiss

Beth allowed it and got close enough to wrap her arms around me and kiss me back “funny, your brother once used the same line on me, but to be honest, I always thought you were the cuter one” she said inbetween making out with

“Haha, thanks I get that a lot” I said feeling my dick starting to grow. It must have touched her legs as we were kicking to stay afloat cause she knew where I wanted to go next “should we take this to the shore” she said guiding me to it anyways

“You know what you’re doing?” She said sliding the bottom half of her bikini down exposing herself to me

“Ya, I just hope your ready for this, I’m almost as big as Christian haha” i said pulling my pants down just to have to bite my pride with shock mixed in

Benji had lied to me about his size, he wasn’t 7 inches, no where near, I looked down was greated by my new 5 inches of glory

I could see Beth’s facial expression change a bit as she covered her mouth

Before she could laugh or say anything I decided to just stick it in

Truthfully I could see why a lot of girls passed on benji, I bet over half the campus is bigger than Ben, not to mention it was mere minutes and I was ready to blow

This is kinda embarrassing as fuck, I don’t want benji to remember me as the one that fucked up his date and chance of a long term relationship cause I couldn’t hold it on

I tried my best to remember where her g-spot was and eventually I found it, but I just couldn’t seem to hit it all the way, I simply didn’t have the length anymore, I was able to get quite a few moans out of her when I would get far enough in to graze her spot, but I’m not quite sure if it was because I was reaching it, or if they were moans out of sympathy trying to keep my ego in check

Another couple minutes go by and she starts pulling my body closer trying to get me as close and as far as she could get me inside of her, she was moaning telling me not to stop, and I tried not, if I could have lasted another 15 seconds, I might have gotten her to cum first or as the same time as me, but I couldn’t, I herd a metallic click from around my neck just as I started to cum and lose my rhythm right before I got her to finish.

“Fuck I said” panting pulling out and laying next to her “ I know I almost had you finish, I just barely beat you to the punch, I’m so sorry, not very gentleman like of me to not let you cum first haha” I said laughing trying to defuse the situation

“Well, you certainly don’t last as long as your brother, nor are you anywhere near as big, but I guess you did the best with what you had to work with, your lucky your cute you know, or else I might consider this a one night stand” she said laying there with her eyes closed for a few moments

“Ok, well, let’s get you home I suppose” i said getting up and offering her a hand up

I dropped her off walking her to her door, able to steal a good night kiss before separating for the night

I drove back home in a fury, benji almost fucked this up and he wasn’t even the one on the date!

I rushed up the stairs once I got home and went straight to my room, I opened the door ready to yell at benji but was left silent after being caught off guard. When I opened the door, I saw benji in my body, panting looking down at himself, no pants on, underwear halfway pulled down and cum falling off my big dick

“You didn’t!” I said loudly surprising him

“Uh uh uh, Christian, this isn’t what it looks like” he said panicking

“Really? Cause it looks like you swapped my shorts out for yours, I come back after my date almost exploding when I told her I’m almost as big as my brother, which was a let down for her when she saw that I’m only 5 inches hard! And walked in right as you finished jerking off in my body!” I said angrily

“Uh uh, I’m sorry, I just couldn’t help myself, I noticed my dick didn’t feel right, so I checked it out, and then I got hard from looking at it, and I just couldn’t help myself” benji said back tracking

“What ever dude, your lucky Beth still wants to go out with you, we’re fucking done with this swap, get out” i said grabbing some of my clothes and a spare beanie off the ground

“I thought you said we could stay swapped for atleast a week!?” Benji said defensively moving to the door

“Ya well you forfeited that when you took my shorts and swapped them with your own, I told you I didn’t want to swap junks with you, who wants a smaller dick? Not to mention balls. I didn’t wanna lose 2 inches and instead you forced me to lose 4. Now get out!” I said slamming the door on him

I kicked my shoes off stripped naked putting on all my old clothes, and layed on my bed waiting a couple minutes to swap back before I got up

I opened my eyes and looked at the mirror positioned so that I can see myself on my bed. I was surprised to still be greated by benji’s shit eating face

“What the fuck” I said outloud heading to benji’s room to get him to put the necklace on and swap us back

I walked in and he acted shocked to still see me as him

“Did you change your mind” he said smirking

“No as you can see I’m wearing my old clothes but nothing happened” i said trying to unclasp the necklace to give it to him but failing. “Now help me get this necklace off”

Benji came over and tried unclasping to no prevail.

Benji laughed and said “hold on” as he yanked the necklace making the clasp break so the necklace would come undone

Benji made a big ole show about picking up some of his clothes and putting them on before loosely tangling the necklace so it was kinda tied around his neck “did you ever read the instructions” he said trying not to smile but failing

“No, what could be so important about stupid instructions for a necklace” i said

“A magic necklace, and well, in the instructions it says that part of the magic is if you desire to keep the parts you have, all you have to do is cum, ether jerk off, sex, whatever gets you to blow” he said looking at me with a full blown shit eating grin

“And well, you already had sex with Beth in my body right?”

“Ya” I said slowly realizing what this ment

“And I already jerked off right before you got back. Which means nothing is probably gonna happen” he said

We waited there for a solid two minutes before I finally broke

“So you knew if you jerked off we wouldn’t be able to swap back? What the fuck is wrong with you dude, now we’re stuck like this! We gotta find a way to swap back, I don’t wanna be known as the small dick little brother” I said tears starting to form in my eyes

“Let me reiterate something you said to me not to long ago, “”who wants a smaller dick”” well not me, when I saw you weren’t actually bullshitting about having a 9inch dick, I decided I don’t actually mind having your body, knowing you’d probably try and bang your ex in my body, I decided to seize the opportunity and jerk off in yours so I can keep this” benji said putting his hand in his pants

“So if I was you, id get use to being the little brother in more than 1 way benji, cause luckily for me, this is permanent now haha” my brother said laughing to me, putting emphasis on his name.

#body swap #bodyswap #male body swap #mtm #permanent #male bodyswap #permament bodyswap

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Howl Little Sister: My big brother is the coolest Savanaclaw mage!

Cheka: No, my unc'a is cooler!!!

Note: To give y’all age references, Cheka is canonically 5 and Jack’s little sister is 7. Jack also has a younger brother (not featured in this particular interaction) that is 11!

M-Mentor L*ona... OTL

Family means Nobody is Left Behind or Forgotten.

Tch, babysitting’s such a pain in the tail.

Laid across a warm rock, Leona yawned and grumpily flipped onto his side. He had hoped to retreat from the bustle of Family Day in his territory, but alas. Noise—those damn kids—followed him wherever he sauntered for silence. Falling asleep in three seconds or under was a talent—but for as talented as Leona was, he couldn’t ignore the growing racket around him.

Cracking open one keen green eye, his gaze slid over to a pair of arguing children and the poor freshman hovering over them. Jack glanced between a wolf girl that wore a similar scowl as him and a lion cub with fluffy red hair—a prince.

Cheka was puffing up his cheeks and squealing, “Nooo, Ojitan’s cooler!! He plays magift and he said he’ll teach me how to play the next time he visits home!”

“Well, my big bro could outrun and outlift your uncle!! He gets good grades and he cares lots about me!! So he has strong muscles, a strong brain, and a strong heart! Those are all important for being a good mage!”

“Ojitan plays with me tons when I come to NRC! He can make stuff go poof into sand just by touching it, so he’s kinder and stronger! He can also beat me and papa and Kifaji at chess, so he’s smarter too!”

“Nuh-uh!!”

“Yuh-huh!!”

“Nuh-uh!!”

“Sis, drop it,” Jack cut in awkwardly. He looked mildly uncomfortable, like a stiff cactus that had cropped up in a field of flowers. Intervention, Leona scoffed, is not his forte. “It’s not that important.”

“No way,” his sister snapped, fiercely indignant. “I’m right and I know it!!”

“Can we at least compromise?”

“NO!!” both children shouted in union. On that, they could agree on.

“Urk…!” Jack’s ears flattened in defeat.

From his resting spot, Leona chortled, and Jack’s ears automatically stood again, hopeful. “L-Leona-senpai, sir…!”

“Don’t bother, it’s a waste of your time and energy,” his dorm leader replied. “Let the tykes fight until they tucker themselves out. It builds character.”

“Huh?!”

“See?” Cheka smiled and clapped excitedly. “Ojitan’s so cool! He knows how to fix problems.”

“What part of that was ‘fixing' this problem? Nothing's fixed!"

They exploded into a fresh fit of arguments. Emboldened for their own cause.

Leona groaned, a growl rumbling in the back of his throat. A migraine started to set in, wisps of a dull pain running along his skull. At this rate, he would never catch up on all his missed nap time.

Better settle this now then.

He begrudgingly pulled himself up, resting an arm on one leg, and raised his voice above the juvenile squabbling. It was low and spiced with sweetness—just enough to lure in his prey.

“Jack,” Leona drawled, “I couldn’t ask for a more model student. As your dorm leader, I’m proud to call you my own.”

“What? Saying that all of a sudden… Where is this coming from?”

“I’m serious,” Leona insisted, a little louder than he had before. Smooth, resonant. Cheka and Jack’s little sister stopped and stared.

“You… are?” Jack looked just as confused as the children did.

Leona nodded. “You humble yourself, but your character is truly morally upstanding and straight as an arrow. You care so much for the kids you’ll put yourself between them in an attempt to get them to hold hands and sing kumbaya.”

Leona held up both of his hands and sighed. “I concede. You have me entirely beat. I can’t possibly hope to hold a candle to you.”

“Er, that’s not exactly what I—”

His dorm leader was quick to cut him off. “What’d I tell you? As humble as they come.”

Both Cheka and the young Howl appeared utterly entranced by the net his words had cast. It wad as easy as throwing a zebra leg to a pack of starving hyenas.

Leona smirked to himself and reclined back into his napping spot.

There, spat settled.

“He’s right, my big bro IS super upstanding!” Jack’s sister declared, her chest puffed out with pride.

“I don’t know what that means, but if Ojitan thinks your brother's that amazing, then he must be!” Cheka shuffled his feet, looking slightly downcast. “Um, sorry I was being mean to you before…”

“Hmph, it’s okay. That was before I saw how cool your uncle was! He knows how to command a room and when he’s lost to someone else. I understand why you were trying so hard to change my mind!”

"Whoa... He talked them into calming down and agreeing with each other..." Jack clenched a fist and grinned. “It looks like there’s still a lot I have to learn from you, Leona-senpai!!”

“Yeah, yeah.” Leona waved a hand, dismissing him. “You can start with learning to keep quiet while the kids have their precious play time."

"Yes, sir! I hope I can live up to your expectations of me!!"

"Me too, Ojitan, me too!!" Cheka added. He bounced on the balls of his feet, beaming as though he was the sun itself. "I'll work hard so I can be juuust like you when I grow up!"

"Great. Knock yourself out then. Now, if you'd kindly excuse me to--"

"M-Mister!!" The stammering voice came from Jack's sister. She shyly played with the fur on her tail, not fully meeting Leona's eyes. "I... I wanna learn from you, too!! Please teach me how I can be as cool as you and big bro!!"

"Classes aren't in session, and I don't do office hours," Leona snarled—but all three of them were already regarding him with eager, shining eyes. The Howl siblings’ tails, too, wagged—a telltale sign of their zeal.

So now there's three furballs barking at me instead of two...

"Rrrrrr... Family Day can't be over soon enough!!"

#Leona Kingscholar #twst #twisted wonderland #Cheka Kingscholar #twst interactions #twisted wonderland interactions #Jack Howl #disney twisted wonderland #NRC Family Day #twst imagines #twisted wonderland imagines #twst scenarios #twisted wonderland scenarios

[queenimmadolla]

I love the idea of penny doing a ballet/dance performance and she is just a ball of confidence because she can see the entire first row is filled with all the people she loves most!

Jonathan is filming every second.

Maude, Nancy, reader and Wayne, have tears in there eyes.

Dustin, Steve are filling bawling their eyes out.

Eddie is just in awe of his amazing talented baby.

Afterwards penny runs to their group and everyone is praising her about how amazing she did and the just responds with “I know.”

Don’t do this to me while I’m ovulating!!!

Eddie watching his baby do her little routine, big smile on her pretty face and her eyes sparkling under all those lights and attention. He’s taken back to all those talent shows he did in school, desperate to be seen with only one person in the audience rooting for him. It had meant the world to him to see his uncle in attendance, clapping the loudest for him.

His daughter had an entire row taken up by people who loved her and he could see the effect it had on her; trying her hardest to show off, putting her all into it to make them proud. She runs right up them after, jumping into her daddy’s waiting arms with her own wrapping around his neck in a tight hug as she buzzes with excitement.

Everyone is surrounding them, showering her with praise and compliments (aunt Robin and aunt Barb sound the most impressed with her, a little envious) and Eddie gets to watch Penny preen under it all, smug at her own talent (listen—she’s okay at it now, not the greatest but her confidence promises one day she will be).

Still, Eddie’s expecting her to be a little bashful when he presses a kiss to her sweaty (he makes a face at that, hadn’t been expecting it) head, “You did so good, baby! My girl was the best up there, gonna be a star.”

But she’s Penny so she hides her face briefly in his neck before pulling back and wiping hair that really isn’t there out of her face with a demure shrug of her little shoulders, “Yuh-huh, I know.”

And when you press loud, smacking kisses to her cheek, she can feel the moisture from your tears against her face and thinks it’s because of Eddie’s comment, “Ah, mom! Don’t cry! I’m gonna be a star when I’m all growned up! I’m still your little girl now!”

Bonus: Argyle asks Penny to teach him some moves and Eden offers her $10 not to, which Barb and Robin beat with $20 and a promise of an extra $5 if she can get it on camera.

#yes i snuck Barbin in #$ replies #pennyverse #pennyverse asks #pennyverse headcanons #dad!eddie munson #girl dad!eddie munson #Eddie munson x reader #Eddie munson

[wonwooslibrary]

svt as boyfriends ♡ soonyoung edition

member: soonyoung (i tried to make this gender neutral) genre: fluff, bullet points, maybe idol au? word count: 922 summary: soonyoung's boyfriend things :P warnings: none! all fluff like hoshi !! author's note: yuh yeet i forgot to post this :)

I feel like Soonyoung would definitely be the playful type ! He loves doing anything as long as it’s with you 

Similarly to Jun, I feel like you’d never know what his next move is -- he’s insane like that 

I also think he’s a loud boyfriend, always wanting attention from you, but also is not afraid to give that same attention back to you

Quality Time 

Soonyoung always wants to be around you no matter what he is doing or where he is 

Though, since he’s an introvert, he definitely is going to want his alone time at some point 

He usually claims his alone time as universe factory time or dance practice time,,,he uses the silence to create masterpieces 

Y’all would absolutely choose one night a week to go out for dinner together, just to fill each other in on what you’ve been doing during the few times you’re not together

Absolutely loves taking you on trips !! 

Soonyoung also seems like the type where one minute he’ll be loud, demanding you play a game like mario kart or smash bros with him, and the next, he’ll be asleep on the couch, cuddling his designated living room tiger plushie 

Words of Affirmation

I think Soonyoung is big on words of affirmation

Of course, it works both ways, as he doesn’t want to just be complimenting you and then receiving nothing on his end 

He never fails to tell you how amazing you are all the time, no matter what you’re doing 

He (like me) would just say random encouragements like “I believe in you” and “I’m proud of you” even if you were just doing chores or brushing your teeth

Of course, you compliment him back, never failing to notice his talents in singing, dancing and song writing

You are the first person he shows all of his music too, and loves when you mix his songs into your favorite playlists 

Soonyoung, a very loving person, never fails to tell you how much he loves you. It’s a constant thing -- so much that you almost get annoyed at it 

Physical Touch 

Soonyoung is the king of physical touch, but instead of it being more of a comforting thing, he’s just constantly in your bubble 

He wants to rest his head on your shoulders or thighs, he hugs you any time he possibly can, he holds your hand in the car while he is driving 

When he laughs, he falls on top of you, because he can’t control himself <3 

He’s definitely also big on cuddling - he wants to have you in his arms, all the time

“Soonyoung I need to roll over, my shoulder hurts.” 

“Yay, I love being the little spoon” 

You put up with his antics, no matter how insane they are because you love him and would do anything for him, if it means the smile stays on his face

Of course, with wanting to be around you all the time, he also needs his alone time, and you are never against that -- you need your own space too, and you’re glad that the both of you can respect each other

Acts of Service

I feel like this is the love language that Soonyoung lacks in the most, but not in a bad way 

Rather than doing things for you, he’d rather do things with you 

Instead of cleaning up after dinner himself, he helps you, carrying the bigger dishes and washing them

Instead of doing chores like dusting or vacuuming, you split the chores -- he’ll dust the higher shelves and cabinets since you can’t reach them 

I will say, Soonyoung always drives! 

Even if you love driving and honestly prefer being behind the wheel, Soonyoung wants to be the one driving you just to make sure that you get places on time, and safely 

Honestly, he cares almost a bit too much tbh

Though, on the other hand, when you’re sick or not feeling well…

Soonyoung is doing EVERYTHING 

He’ll do all the chores, clean the whole house, make you food (even if it’s just ramen), he’ll make sure your favorite show is queued up on the TV and that you always have medicine and water for when you need it 

He will also do this when he notices your stressed - he wants to take care of you as much as he can, and if that means doting on you, he’ll do it 

Gift Giving 

Opposite of Acts of Service, I think this is the category that Soonyoung strives in obviously besides physical touch that man is gorilla glued to you 

Soonyoung loves to give you things, whether it be just bringing you a cup of tea in the morning, or buying you the most expensive jewelry he can find, even if you don’t wear it that often

He’s also big on seeing you in his clothes !! He wants to give you all of his tiger print shirts, jackets and hoodies, loving how it makes you think of him when you’re not together 

For your birthday, though, he’ll always go all out: asking Mingyu to teach him how to make your favorite dessert and seaweed soup

He’ll buy you something that’s been on your wishlist for forever, even if it’ll be a little hard to pay for 

Like seriously if you wanted a new house for a gift, he’d pay the down payment in a heartbeat 

He just wants you to know that he cares for you, and when words don’t work, his presents would speak for him

#caratwritersclub #kdiarynet #kbookshelf #me shamelessly tagging my own net <3 #kwon soonyoung #seventeen soonyoung #svt hoshi #hoshi #seventeen hoshi #svt soonyoung #kwon hoshi #soonyoung au #seventeen #svt fluff #seventeen kpop #svt #svt fanfic #svt scenarios #svt imagines #svt fanfiction

[britishciggy]

one of my moots posted about numbers WHICH REMINDED ME, i’ve got a weird thing with numbers where i know what colour they are and (sometimes) their gender and age?! also personality sometimes??? i’ve got no clue if this is an actual thing or if i’m just utterly bonkers, but i think it’s kinda cool. here is a list of all my information on numbers that my brain for some reason decided is correct:

0-white but kinda glowing, nonbinary (ironic lmao), very floaty and ethereal

1-sometimes red, sometimes yellow (but if it’s yellow it has a red outline, if it’s red it has a black outline), very full of itself, arrogant and cocky

2-green and blue, watercoloury vibes, it’s also a fish, he like to bounce

3-green (sage-y kinda green or neon green if you write it with a flat bit on top (yk what i mean)), feels like the most even number but is still odd

4-brown, boy, tall n lanky, shy

5-pink, pink oh my god SO pink. a young girl. defo wears princess dresses, really likes being called madame. bubbly.

6-navy blue, 20-something guy, plays football. afraid of 9 (canon)

7-yellow (with a darker yellow/orange outline), girl, long skirt type person, loves autumn, does dance.

8-green, proud, man, knows who he is, stands tall, glasses, corduroy trousers in earth tones.

9-red and black at the same time but not together, it’s just solid red and solid black at once (that makes no sense??!! (yuh huh (nuh uh (shut up (you shut up!)))))

10-grey, old. tired but sweet, kinda old person to sneak you sweets. both a man and woman and neither at once, but it also changes every minute. wizard vibes.

i can also kinda do it with names, for example my names max and it’s red, smudged like wet paint someone accidentally touched but also like chalk on pavement that’s been stepped on.

#am i just weird #relateable? #kinda shitpost #this makes no sense

[halpwhatdoiputhere]

Yuh I’m gonna rant,vent or whatever about spider verse

Spoilers(?)

OKAY SO THE REPRESENTATION???!!!?

As a POC it was probably cringy or something for my friends but I was so fucking happy that there isn’t just like three POC and done. They had a Hijabi spider-women, Spider-man India’s redesign was actually not some shitty stereotype like his OG was and they gave his fighting style after one of the oldest martial arts??!!?

And omfg Hobie OMG! I grew up with punk rock and some metal music and he looks exactly like what I’m aiming for (I’m redoing my entire room so that means new clothes thank god I’m not to pleased with how I look) and he’s what my mom’s friends looked like and how she looked and he’s POC omg. ALSO for me at least I never really cared about POC representation as much as I do now (I cared but it wasn’t a big deal) because I grew up surrounded by POC and so many cultures from all over so I never noticed how lucky I was to be able to grow up with that norm but I moved last year and it’s like all of that went bye bye. Idk if this is the same theory as what I’m talking about but whatever. I think it’s called the yellow car theory when u get a yellow car u see yellow cars everywhere now because it’s now significant to you/what’s the norm for u it’s kinda like that. It’s just now the norm for is so little rep so for me to be so unbelievably happy when I see rep cuz it’s mostly bye bye in my life and honestly I’m trying so hard not to be shameful/embarrassed/upset of my life and culture but it’s just so isolated from me now that I feel I don’t even have a right to talk about it or be proud and happy about rep. It’s just weird but back to Spiderverse.

OMG WO MANY OF THE CLASSIC SPIDER-VERSE/WEB WARRIOR PPLLLLLL THEY GOT ME BOY T-REX SPIDEY,IDK IF I WAS RIGHT BUT I MUGHT HAVE SEEN SILK IN THE BACKGROUND TEHY GOR JESSICA DREW, BAG MAN, WEBSLINGER, AND SUN SPIDER???

#across the spiderverse #spider gwen #representation matters #vent? sorta #spider punk #spider man spoilers

[104thsquadfam]

@screamingeagle​ continued x

Despite the glare, Max looked quite proud of himself. He had a grin like a sly cat's, instantly knowing that he was indeed in trouble-- yet he didn't seem to care. Glancing up, he lifted a good hand to his head, " Yeah, I kno'... "

     " I'm sorry fer goin' against my word... but I kno' too much 'bout how it is havin' to deal wit' a lack of supplies. That'll be the only time I use them books, though-- I promise. ... tho', I can understand if yuh don't believe my promise this time. " He chuckled nervously, looking to the old books near his bedside. Old, yellowed pages and tattered covers, the fronts of which would have utterly faded words that couldn't be understood. " When I got 'em, the books-- jus' realizin' how much of a shortage there actually was, n'... well, knowin' how young a lotta the Scouts are... I got worried. "

     A beat.

     " And... well, carried away. "

     And yet, he just grinned.

 " ... I got'tuh bit'uva habit goin' against the word'uh my superiors. But... well, I won't do that again unless it's really necessary. I guess... I couldn't help but fret a ton 'cause'a not only the kids, but-- you too. Stressin' about all sorts'a shit, wanted to get one thing off'a yer plate. " Moving his good hand then, he'd lifted it up to hold out his pinkie finger for a little pinkie promise!... though-- it was with his three-fingered hand, so it was merely a stump. Max paused, looked at it, and groaned.

     " Auhhh, shit, I can't use the other one... but, I... pinkie promise? "

Erwin stood there in silence as he allowed Max to explain everything, like the reasoning behind why he disobeyed his one requirement for being given his books back. One simple requirement...don’t use the book to restock their supplies...it was so simple yet he immediately broke it the moment he saw the state they were in.

     Erwin supposes he should be grateful, but the man deliberately went against his orders and did as he wished, and it didn’t seem like he understood the severity of his disobedience. It took him a moment to realize Max had finished speaking and was now holding out his hand for a ...pinkie promise? Whatever that was....

     “....Mr.Bennett I don’t think you understand the severity of your disobedience.” he said after a moment completely ignoring the hand and his ‘pinkie promise’ “ I had only one requirement that I wanted you to follow, and that was to not use the books in such a manner, to not allow yourself to injure yourself for our cause. While I am grateful for your generosity I cannot over look this, as such you shall be punished.” he adds before grabbing Max hand and lowering it to the bed.

     “ A ‘pinkie promise’ is useless if you intend to go against my orders again. Instead I’ll be taking the books and you may use them only in your attempts to get home under mine or Levi’s supervision.” he informs him grabbing the books before looking to Max “ Considering your current condition your punishment can wait for now.” 

#screamingeagle #erwin not please with maxs careless behavior

[poorly-drawn-akira]

Eijiro wandered away from the school during lunch. That wasn't unusual from him, he'd taken up hiding out in a small field nearby. However, he hadn't expected to see a tall, plump woman waiting happily, seated calmly on the fence. Eijiro took a careful step forward- That was no woman. She hopped down and came towards him. Eijiro fumbled instictively for his rosary, he no longer kept it on him, for... reasons... "Hello dear, you're Eijiro, right?" "... nuh-no." The woman laughed, "Oh, come on, you don't have to hide it from me. I'm one of the teachers-" "-i-i know whuh-what you are! yuh-you're a demon!" Eijiro seemed almost proud, but he was surprised by, "AWWWWWW~! SO CYOOT!" Lorelei's eyes lit up. She quickly closed the gap between her and Eijiro, gently squishing the boy's face between her hands. Eijiro struggled against her. Her grip was gentle, but strong, "Oooooh~! You're such a clever lil guy! Such a smart boy! Yes!" Eijiro relaxed... He knew he needed to get away, but... God, this was cozy... All the fussing and cooing over how cute he was. Yes... He was cute, and he was clever. Lorelei picked Eijiro up. "Ooh yes, what a sweet baby~! We're going to get your brother, aren't we? Yes! Ah yesyesyesyesyes," she nuzzled the boy.

#[Friends on the other side] Eijiro #[Brighter than the stars forever] Lorelei

[gotham--fc]

Your 'sailing again' fic is top tier, chef kiss worthy. Definitely got me interested in WOHO, cause I hadn't heard much about it before. 100% my favorite piece of work from you, the whole series included.

Horary mentions : She breathes (AS) and A Stupid Prank (ES)

YUH I’m so glad, I love that series so much honestly you guys don’t see it but I am literally almost always thinking about it seriously you are going to get so much more Hilary fics bc I literally cannot get them out of my head

She Breathes is another one of my favs, in terms of quality and vibes I would put it up with Sailing Again no doubt it’s one I love a lot I was really proud of how it turned out

#asks #anonymous

[spacedvance]

It seemed Takashi was always getting some kind of call about Percy. Often, it was never a bad thing. Usually, Percy wanted a second opinion or an actual friend to chat with. Despite knowing each other for years, it felt like he was always kept at an arm’s length. Other times Takashi felt like he was just something to be used and then tossed aside. Those times were so different from the usual calls. Lately, though, that feeling seemed to always linger. “Heyyy, ‘ashi!” Percy’s voice rang out on the other end of the phone, which made the man in question roll his eyes. “Hello, Percy.” He responded nonetheless, shifting to prop it onto his shoulder as he resumed fixing himself lunch. “What is it today?” At the greeting, the famed actor’s mouth shot off, speaking a mile a minute about some brand new project they were going to help produce.

That’s just how it had become. No, “How’s my favorite gayboy doing today?” or “How’s the cat?” Nothing. In the good days, he’d just show up, invite himself in with snacks and they’d talk for hours. That was when Percy was really getting over Marie and starting to put his foot down. He’d stopped traveling out of fear, stopped funneling money for her to leave them alone. Takashi was never more proud.

Then, Percy stopped connecting. Stopped texting as much. They were always so busy all of a sudden. Always had a script to write or a band to appear in. Takashi didn’t stop his support. He made sure to visit for any public appearances or plays that they did, buy any music they produced (their classical pieces were his favorite), anything to keep that form of closeness that the pair once had. 

Weeks passed and it just fell into routine. He’d carve time out of his job for the latest play that he was doing, find the latest album that they recorded, whatever it was that had Percy’s name on it. It just felt empty and hollow, no matter what Takashi listened to or watched, too. There was something about what Percy made that didn’t seem quite as meaningful. Something about them wasn’t as energetic; the scientist could feel it. But then, his suspicions were proven one night.

It was a later show than Takashi would have preferred, but it was the only time he could get before it was over and done with. Percy was one of the supporting cast, but he still wanted to show, even if comedy was one that he never quite enjoyed. Regardless, they performed splendidly, his mass amounts of talent shining through in spite of a lackluster script -which was a surefire way to know that Percy wasn’t a part of the editing. That thought felt so bittersweet, as he knew how much he would’ve wanted to at least edit a draft or two…Then again, it meant less on his plate, which lightened the idea a little. As the show was letting out, Takshi waited, avoiding the touchiness of the main crowd. It was then that he saw a different group waiting near the edge of the stage. A few cast members were chatting with them, all in character. One started to say their goodbyes as they stood, swaying before they caught themself. ‘Percy…’ Takashi thought to himself, watching his friend struggle to escape backstage, ‘What are you doing to yourself?’

He couldn’t sleep that night after watching that. Too many bad memories ran through his head. Arguments, really. Things that never should have been handled so horribly.

“Takashi, I don’t care what the hell you do,” Percy growled, glaring at the taller male, “Just don’t fuck with me or my work.” In response, Takashi huffed, struggling to keep his calm. “That was not the intention. I had no idea he was your manager!” An awfully dry laugh sounded from the actor, who crossed their arms. “Yuh-huh. Sure.” They pushed a finger into his chest, pressing with every harsh word that came out of their mouth. “Now you do. Since you broke his fucking heart I’m struggling with finding work!” That statement made Takashi’s blood boil as he smacked Percy’s hand away. “Listen here you spoiled, heartless brat,” he spat, looming over his friend, “you do not get to dictate the emotions of others.” 

The point was made. He knew he should have stopped, but he kept going, saying things he never ever wanted to say to them out loud. “I want your greed to devour you alive so you are forced to beg everyone that you have bothered with your insignificant existence for help that you will never receive.” Seeing that kind of pained expression in their eyes should have made him stop. There was so much anger that just built up for so long and Takashi continued to erupt. “I want you to understand pain. I want you to know what it means to truly lose someone. Max is not a character on stage, or some side character! You cannot just apply your own rules to everyone!” With every word, Takashi stepped forward, forcing Percy to step backward. Their back hit the scientist’s door, and their hand flew to the doorknob. They looked so scared and so hurt. He had never seen that look on his face when they weren’t acting. But, it was just suddenly washed away. That expression was shoved out of the way as Percy stood up straighter, leaning toward the other male. A tell that they were about to put on a show. “Really?” His voice started, dripping with venom. “Watch me.”

Remembering the slam of the door will always make his blood run cold. They did make up after that. It took a while, but they did. Nothing was said about the words mentioned, other than genuine apologies. Maxwell, after being Percy’s sole manager for so long and the only employee for the young actor, managed to get an assistant after that. But then, things continued as normal.

#takashi aaito #percy vance #creative writing #writing #writeblr #writer things #writers #words along a page #pass it around #am i crying bc i love these two and this writing blurb so much or is it bc i need to get up tomorrow or is it bc i havent slept? <3 #writing draft #writing drabble #original character #my little guys #original fiction #original content #queer writers #writing community #writblr #writers on tumblr

[widowbitessting]

A toy car, classic! Classic falls are always the best, not in front of people, tho, lolol

For the weather... Here in Spain is totally horrible TT I wear long clothes because wow! A traumatized 18y/o girlie with insecurities! So yuh, long clothes everyday, and like.. It's soooo hot! I left home only to do the university entrance exams this month and a little bit more!

My top 3 moments from yesterday I think it would be:

1) Me crashing my dad's car because the annoying neighbor needed to move it and my parents are on a trip, they didn't get mad, at least!

2) Me falling flat on the ground because no one taught me that walking like a penguin ended that way

3) OH AND I BUILT LIKE- A SHIP? WITH WOOD BECAUSE I WAS SO BORED, AND IT ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD, I'M SO PROUD <3

Everyone found it hilarious😂

Oh Spain nice! Do you have crazy hot weather all the time? UK we get a couple of heatwaves every year and every year I’m never ready for it😭😂

Good luck with your exams babe!

😂 oh my god crashing the car! If I did that my dad would have killed me!

Least I wasn’t the only one falling over yesterday eh!

Ohhh show me (only if you want!) I’m curious ♥️🫶🏻

[jungwnies]

hey maeby baby ^^

i have been taking care of myself, and I’ll gladly tell my best friend that you’re proud of him tomorrow <33

i too am a mint choco lover, it’s probably on my top 5 ice cream flavors (i don’t think my family hates the flavor but i'm pretty sure i was the only one eating it that one time my mom bought some at the supermarket 🤨)

im really excited, on friday i found some books I’ve been dying to read on some pdf files so finally i can read stuff besides fan fiction lol, like don’t get me wrong but I’m pretty sure I’ve read every good fic there is and i’ve been trying to get back to reading physical books so yuh pretty excited bout that (right now im reading “the seven husbands of evelyn hugo” and so far 🤌🏻)

besides the fiction books, i also found some good linguistic books that can come in handy whilst im preparing for university next year n.n

besides the reading i've been considering writing some stuff! i always wanted to write my own stories and i think at some point i did and posted them on wattpad but those are long gone (plus they weren’t any good lol) , two (almost three omg) years ago i won a poetry writing contest at school and idk the past few years have made me realize how much I actually enjoy writing and how much stuff I’ve actually written so im thinking on retaking it but i have so many ideas but also a lot of fear, like if i feel like it’s not good I won’t want to finish it (idk why im like this ;((() but gotta give you some credits baby, even tho it hasn’t been that long your work has definitely inspired me a lil to actually do it so, i guess we’ll see 👉🏻👈🏻

but well, a lot of talk about me so, besides writing what’s another thing (or thingS) that you like/enjoy doing? ^^ 💗

thanks for reading, kisses and hugs

-🧸 anon (love uuuu)

mint choco is so good, i will never understand why people compare it to toothpaste 🤢

OMG BOOKS!!! i don't think i've laid my hand on a real book in years, well that's a lie, i definitely did have to read something for school not too long ago; but i don't usually read so you get my point 🤣 i hope your bood is good, let me know some recommendations so maybe i can start reading LMFAO

omgomgomg good luck preparing for uni,,,, it'll be worth it, and good luck hheeheheh <3

BABABABBEEBBE do not stress with writing; it's okay to think it's bad, hell i even think some of my work is bad i just post it anyways because i know someone out there might like it; and don't even get me started on wattpad!!! i used to have an account (i still do) with some pretty awful stories; they're still up, yes you can find them! they didn't do bad with engagement... some actually did pretty well, but reading back on them god they are HORRIBLE! wattpad is like the beginning of an era for a lot of writes! i believe in you, and if you do ever end up writing anything i'll be your first reader and supporter heh...

besides writing i do like to play games, like valorant and sims (sometimes i even play fortnite LMFAO) i also just like going out for a drive occasionally but these gas prices, oh naur

xoxo <3 ilysm 🧸

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[imscissorbladez]

Short Playlists for Tavs

I’m in the zone so for further context have some songs:

Rook

all fired up - interpol

the people person of this ragtag band. sees every social interaction as a game; how do i get what i want and we all still have fun. it works, mostly. and if not, they’re a bard with a sword and that’s a truly terrifying thing to see early game.

we appreciate power - grimes, HANA

this is essentially the mindset they were in as they started consuming parasites like it was their job. it’s fine! it’s not a problem! they’re just helping. and that’s how they became half illithid. it’s the tragic story of a half elf who knew they couldn’t help the way that they wanted to, and turned to power outside of their control because they do care, it’s just hard to see.

good grief - cleopatrick

is vaguely insecure as the bard! can’t do anything their companions can do, and it absolutely upsets them, yes, but when someone tries to talk down to them? all hell breaks loose. and this song is absolutely a tribute to that.

parasite eve - bring me the horizon

mainly because they’re a drum bard, and i love the idea of this being the song they play in the upper city with other bards just before the final battle. they know they’ve all done right and wrong, but there’s a time and place to unpack that. also the idea of them scaring the place with this song?? but rallying everyone? immaculate.

fun fact: headcanoning the fem and masc voice that joins in for chorus as shadowheart and gale, who were rook’s ride or dies.

Ry’lrr

black wave - k.flay

i just need you to know the lyrics ‘I swear to god you don’t wanna test me’ are said with an air of desperation that ry’lyrr embodies. she awakes knowing that she has the urge. she lives with it every day. it’s chaotic and painful and difficult to understand. and yet she prevails.

the moon will sing - the crane wives

i need you to consider for a moment what it’s like to have a dark urge tav who sees lae’zel as the sun. literally the only light she’s ever known. i am sobbing, crying, foaming at the mouth.

did you hear the rain - george ezra

this is deeply orin and ry’lrr coded in ways i cannot explain without an essay. sworn rivals, sisters who one of them doesn’t remember the other. the ry’lrr before dark urge was something else. orin lost her great rival and it’s actually very sad to me.

map of the problematique - muse

ry’lyrr cannot bear the idea of losing any of her companions. she knows that in another life, it would be none of them. now it’s all of them, and she goes to battle for them, not for the world, but for them.

honourable mention: obey by bring me the horizon and yungblud was so very orin and ry’lrr before…. everything happened.

Elys

get into it (yuh) - doja cat

let her have her moment. this is the noble that people knew in the upper city, betrothed, fucking around and finding out, seemingly untouchable. absolutely her opening song.

hurricane drunk - florence + the machine

where elys starts. traumatic breakup, has turned to self destruction. it helps that she’s a draconic lightning sorcerer realistically. so she went out! For weeks! …and was picked up by mindflayers.

money - lisa

i’m not going to lie, elys and astarion are besties for this reason: she spends the entire tadpole era dropping money wherever she can. morally grey and banked up. she’s a bad bitch. we allow it. her fellow tav hates it.

little girl gone - chinchilla

the emperor came to elys as essentially a full copy of their ex. and elys was struggling so was okay with it. but with a healthy love, she goes into battle now not trusting the emperor, a manipulator, and an actually terrifying sorcerer that her draconic ancestry would be proud of. she leaves him on the battlefield as he tries to fight her, which is the closure she’d never get otherwise. wyll is very proud and a little smug.

fun fact: the cave by mumford and sons is THE wyll/elys song

Haven

Haven requires essays so we unpack that later. There’s also a whole Spotify playlist so lmk if you want it.

#my ocs are my children #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #my oc: elys smokeharbour #my oc: rook maguire #my oc: haven grigore #my oc: ry’lrr

[itsthehcgforme]

I’m not sure what’s in the air today, but I’m feeling so incredibly mushy. It’s only 11, but I needed today, badly.  I had a moment, earlier, when I looked in the mirror and weeped. Strangely, it was, for lack of better words, a happy cry. Throughout all of this chaos, and the last few years, I don’t think I’ve taken a moment to really look at how far I’ve come with my weight loss. I’m one hundred and fucking forty six pounds. WHAT?! 14 year old me would SCREAM. Today I weeped for the Danielle that lived to take photos and video, but never felt worthy enough to be in them. I weeped for the Danielle that couldn’t shop at Garage or Abercrombie because I couldn’t fit into their largest sizes growing up. I weeped for the Danielle that had to wear size 14 Le Chateau handmedowns from my mom in elementary school, since those were the only things that could fit me. I weeped for the Danielle that was adultified and fetishized by family, teachers, adults because of my weight. I weeped for the Danielle that had to hear “yuh get fat, ee?” instead of “I’ve been longing to see you, I love you”. I weeped for the Danielle that wasn’t allowed to wear skinny jeans because she wasn’t skinny. I weeped for the Danielle that was 16 and 215 pounds. I weeped for the Danielle that was told to tuck in her belly. I weeped for the Danielle that wouldn’t eat breakfast, lunch or dinner in daylight. I weeped for the Danielle that could only eat in the dark.  Hcg aside, I vow to do what I can to keep this body, now that I’m here. I can’t wait to wear a skin tight pair of jet black jeans, a red lip and the confidence of chromazz and feel unstoppable. I don't even know what I'm saying. I’m just proud of me, proud I committed, despite how difficult it’s been. Taking a really, big, satisfying exhale.  Keeping going, baby D. Remember who you’re doing it for.

[solplparty]

[MV] G2(지투) - Bang (feat. Bago, Los & Dumbfoundead) (Official Music Video) https://youtu.be/Z2wtF9yhbtQ Artist : G2(지투) Album Title : G2's Life, Pt. 2 Release Date : 2017.02.22 #HIPHOP #하이라이트레코즈 #hiliterecords #G2 #지투 #Bago #Los #Dumbfoundead [ABOUT] 그 두 번째 이야기, 오로지 지투(G2)만이 들려줄 수 있는 진짜 힙합 ‘G2’s Life, Pt. 1’ 발표 후 더욱더 기대를 모았던 지투(G2)의 두 번째 인생 이야기 ‘G2’s Life, Pt. 2’가 드디어 공개되었다. 지난 앨범의 주된 내용이 한국에서 미국으로, 다시 미국에서 한국으로 바다를 건너 음악을 시작하게 되기까지의 과정이었다면, 이번 앨범은 그 이후 만나게 된 다양한 사람들과 지투 자신을 둘러싼 주변 환경의 변화, 내적 변화에 대한 많은 이야기를 담고 있다. 앞서 발표한 ‘G2’s Life, Pt. 1’의 감성적인 사운드와 극명하게 대비되는 이번 앨범의 분위기는 자신감과 두려움이 혼재한 복잡한 지투의 심경을 무겁고 둔탁한 사운드와 강한 랩으로 표현하였다. 돈으로 모든 것이 결정되는 눈앞의 현실과 그 안에서 갈등하는 깊은 내면을 담은 가사, 종교적인 믿음에 의지하는 나약한 자신을 표현하는 가사들이 크게 눈에 띄는 ‘G2’s Life, Pt. 2’는 뮤직비디오로 미리 공개된 수록곡 ‘Hymn II’에서 짐작할 수 있었듯 힙합이 가진 원초적인 느낌이 부각된 곡들로 구성되어 있다. 지투와 같은 텍사스 출신 프로듀서 유지피(UGP)의 비트로 가득찬 이번 앨범은 재지한 붐뱁(boom bap) 트랙 ‘Hymn II’를 시작으로 텍사스에서 지투와 함께 음악 활동을 해왔던 힙합 뮤지션 A.C.T.가 참여한 끈적한 남부 바이브의 ‘Bread’, 로스앤젤레스를 기반으로 활동하는 3명의 뮤지션 Bago, Los, Dumbfoundead와 호흡을 맞춘 ‘Bang’, 마이애미 힙합 신의 기대주로 주목받고 있는 Boobie Lootaveli가 중독적인 훅을 선사한 ‘Valley’까지, 힙합 본연의 진한 색깔이 묻어난 트랙들이 쉴새 없이 이어진다. 유독 해외 아티스트들의 참여 비중이 높은 이번 앨범에는 미국 본토 성향의 힙합 음악으로 한국 힙합 신에 자리 잡은 도끼(Dok2)와 루피(Loopy)까지 합세하여 앨범이 가진 단단하고 묵직한 분위기를 끝까지 놓지 않고 몰고 간다. 지난 앨범에 이어 프로듀서 그레이(GRAY)와 또 한 번 협업한 마지막 트랙 ‘Knockin’ at the Door’가 들려주는 둔탁한 드럼과 호소력 짙은 지투의 목소리는 앞선 트랙들로 고조되었던 분위기를 깔끔하게 마무리한다. 지투는 이번 앨범의 가사를 통해 비관적이고 어두운 자신의 일면을 거침없이 드러내는가 하면, 인생을 살면서 누구나 한 번쯤은 겪는 치열한 경쟁 속에서 조바심내는 자신의 진짜 모습을 토로한다. 하지만 이런 냉소적인 가사들 가운데서도 ‘곧 내 이름이 전설이 될 것 같은 기분 - Hymn II’, ‘종점 도착할 때까진 절대 못 쉬어 - Valley’, ‘넘어져도 다시 일어날 수 있는 긍정의 힘 - Knockin’ at the Door’ 등의 대목을 통해 그의 삶에 대한 열정과 미래에 대한 뚜렷한 투지를 엿볼 수 있다. 세상과 싸워가며 또 살아남으며, 그 안에서 점점 커지는 성공에 대한 욕망을 솔직하고 재치 있게 풀어낸 이번 앨범은 아직은 걸어온 길보다 갈 길이 먼 젊은 래퍼 지투만의 독보적인 개성을 만끽할 수 있는 앨범이 될 것이다. [LYRICS] I wake up still don't give a fuck 약을 처먹어도 정신은 덜 깨지 않은 기분 소주 한 잔을 첫 끼와 함께 들이켜 yuh 젊은 알콜 중독자 I ain't sayin’ I’m proud of that shit nah 이런 정신병을 갖고 태어난 게 내 탓 but I still thank God 그래 이래 택한 길 man fuck your feelings dawg Tryna make a million for my children 남 말 신경 쓰기엔 I ain’t got time for that shit 날 시험하지 마 I got Texas plus 대한민국인의 피 1.5세대 representin’ man y’all think I'm playin’ 힙합 환경이 만든 내 정신 속에 armageddon 매일 악마와 싸우는 전쟁 네 따윈 견제할 것도 안 돼 내 이름 언급하는 순간 악마들을 다 끄집어내 난 평화주의자라서 말하지 못해 평소에 But don't test me boy 잘못 건들다간 you gon’ wake the Omen 여기는 전쟁터 무덤 위 침 뱉어 축배를 올려 내 승리를 위해서 내가 쓰고 있는 역사는 확실해 봤지 난 미래서 I wake up still don't give a fuck 약을 처먹어도 정신은 덜 They tell me change my ways The devil told me I should say Don’t listen anyway I silence him out with a bang 어떻게든 떠날 거야 with a bang 죽을 때 날 전설로 기억해 이 세상 떠날 때 I’m leaving with a bang Pushing the line like I'm supposed to stepped in the spot with the whole crew But one of ‘em down at the plug house hit my line when it goes thru Fuck whoever that slept on me watch me act like I don't know you I see the hate in your eyes all mad at the game and your main bitch on my gotchu I hear voices what they sellin’ to me yellow skinned English was secondary Watch out for Legendary screamin’ Hellfyre guess it's the devil in me God bless the ones that I'm body baggin’ Nocan told me they'd be mad at it My team got ‘em shakin’ like some crack addicts Los Moonwalker bang bang boy I'm back at it They just not on my level man I've been thru some days They said that I'm 싸가지 없어 because of the tatts on my face Knock off your 대가리 this ain't no wave this a tsunami Vroom vroom like a Ducati put ‘em in the dirt we ain't slowin’ down for nobody yeah They tell me change my ways The devil told me I should say Don’t listen anyway I silence him out with a bang 어떻게든 떠날 거야 with a bang 죽을 때 날 전설로 기억해 이 세상 떠날 때 I’m leaving with a bang A bastard child from a love motel with no love in it I was baptized with a half pint of holy water with a little bit of rum in it My soul got a little bit of 한 in it my blood got some 정 in it Young Dumb from the slums pure saint with a thug in him and the devil keep tuggin’ him Put a bullet in and blast with a bang so I ain’t gotta hear the voices of my worst nightmares The two little angels on the chains I wear couldn’t stop me like a fiend when the cocaine near Cobain Coltrane the legacy lives through my cold veins y’all lames never seen shit Plotting my revenge straight Hennesy sippin’ I might catch you slippin’ on the mezzanine Lincoln Wiping off my fingerprints my psyche askin’ me why repent But I put together my fingerprints pray I never have to prove innocence Redemption song Shawshank detention hall no thanks Got my homies that I call gang don’t say much but they all bang NEW는 영화, 음악, 드라마, 극장사업 등 다양한 엔터테인먼트의 분야를 아우르는 종합 콘텐츠 미디어 그룹입니다. 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