#yours as fast as mine

[themaindragthings]

Happy Winter Solstice 2022! Remember to listen to A Jagged Gorgeous Winter today to celebrate the occasion!

#the main drag #a jagged gorgeous winter #yours as fast as mine #text #winter solstice #winter solstice 2022

[poorly-drawn-albums]

The Main Drag - Yours as Fast as Mine

(requested by @ktsoybomb)

#album covers #the main drag #yours as fast as mine #yafam #tmd

[leqclerc]

Azerbaijan Grand Prix 2018 -> Saudi Arabian Grand Prix 2024

#formula 1 #f1 #f1edit #charles leclerc #sebastian vettel #oliver bearman #ollie bearman #does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes #same canal+ presenter at the scene of the crime in both 😭 kisses to my c+ gang love your coverage pls stop paywalling ur content #azerbaijan gp 2018 #saudi arabian gp 2024 #* #*mine: gif

[phoebepheebsphibs]

do you have a water buffalo

Everybody’s got a water buffalo

#water buffalo #everybody’s got a water buffalo #yours is fast but mine is slow #oh where’d we get them I don’t know #but everyone’s got a water buffalo #oooooooh #silly songs #silly songs with larry #the part of the show where larry comes out and sings a silly song #veggitales #larry the cucumber #tumblr asks

[honeymoonswan]

#mine give credits #lana del rey #this is what makes us girls #lizzy grant #coquette #diet coke #coke zero #girl interrupted #maniac pixie dream girl #dream girl #vintage americana #born to die #you like your girls insane #live fast die young

[somorrow]

Hi! Could I request for a scenario of Shisui taking care of reader during her period please? 😊

There was a knock on your door you didn’t expect.

You seethed as you sat on the cushiony couch, loathe to leave the spot your aching bones had finally settled into. It was the second day of your period — which was always the worst — and your cramps were eating you alive. You’d practically drowned yourself in painkillers already, to no avail, and moving would only make it worse. "I swear to God, if it's Amazon..." You grumbled angrily to yourself, hand rubbing over your aching, swollen abdomen. The show you'd been casting was turned down significantly to soothe your sudden agitation on the way there. Your scowl plastered to your face, only to be relieved by the sight of your brightly-grinning boyfriend behind the door. In his lifted left hand was a chocolate milkshake - one of your more frequent cravings, and on his other arm were two full bags of snacks and several other things you couldn't identify. In his right fist was a large, colorful bouquet of flowers. "Surprise, baby!" He said, your scowl melting into a relieved yet albeit bewildered expression. "Why are you here?" Was your rather curt response. "I thought you were working all day." He didn't let your lack of enthusiasm rain on his, giving you a passionate smack on the lips. "I couldn't spend an entire day away after you cried like that on the phone..." Ah. When you called on his lunch break, you'd had one of the biggest hormonal-induced meltdowns you'd ever had in your life. You supposed you'd be doing the same if he were in this position, but you didn't want to interrupt his day... the thought alone filled you with guilt. He could read you like a book - he thrust the milkshake and flowers into your hands and slipped through the space between the door and you. The next thing you knew, you were in his arms, and he was carrying you to the couch cautiously, careful not to spill the shake.

"Don't worry baby, I'm here." You felt tears well up again at his simple reassurance. No matter how irrational you were, even going so far as to yell at him for things that weren't his fault earlier, he still handled you with so much love and grace that it was hard to accept. He sat down first, sitting you on his lap and making you straddle him as he settled on the couch. He ran his fingers through your hair. "I got some chocolate, painkillers, pads, tampons, those weird tea drinks you like, and-" You cut him off with a kiss, several tears streaming down your cheeks. "Thank you..." You whispered into his lips, leaning back and taking a sip of your shake. His beatific grin was back as he watched your face relax at the taste. "You're welcome, my love. Anything for you."

#naruto #naruto imagines #reader insert #reader imagine #naruto scenarios #naruto fanfiction #shisui scenario #shisui uchiha #Raven's Musings: Naruto #shisui headcanons #I'm on mine too friend ;;; hopefully yours goes fast and painlessly! #uchiha shisui #shisui #shisui x reader

[heartorbit]

NICCORI CORI CORI CORI CORIANDER

#project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #that trend where you draw wxs in your clothes except i only did emu and they no longer look like my clothes bc i put a gradient map on it #its fine ill draw them all together once i find something in my drawers horrendous enough for rui to wear #I hate csp and their stupid company but i missed drawing in it #it helps thr i have an analog tsblet so unlike procreate im not zooming right in on everything and losing my mind #so i draw a lot more fast and it's always more loose and fluid but i dont have a good workflow since its been such a long time #so for now... am stuck in the procreate mines for anything that i want to look nice #The bug master chart is making me so sick btw i do worse every time i play it. help. #im currently in a saw trap where if i dont draw and post an emu at ungodly hours of the night st least once a week i explode #its awesome #WHYS IT SO BLURRY UNLESS YOU CLICK IT. SHOULD I DIE? i lied idgaf goodnight #my wrists HURT WAAAAH WAAH WAAH. BOOHOO. THE AMULETS CURSE BEFALLS ME

[sonicaspeed123]

"Sometimes making the right call isn't easy." ---

BULLET MY FRIEND BULLET BY @son1c

and little baby empire!sonic aww back when he was still reluctant. i just wanted to draw the sillies together Hi

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic prime #sonic au #empire!sonic #lovelyn i hope the feathers make your brain explode like mine did when sunny suggested it #he just loves those birds man. distant sobbing #gotta draw fast!

[moliathh]

This had been irking me so i have to say it. I know Hellsing is a horror media with a LOT of flashy action scene, however, it is unjust to see it as solely gore and fights. I've seen complaints about how adding a "romance" in will reduce the quality of the story as an "action horror". (specifically speaking is between Alucard and Integra because of course in the end of the day this is just ship war, not a serious discussion whatsoever) I would argue that Hellsing is never ONLY about the actions. Yall might have already noticed how Alucard is too OP, and it was not even because he got any tricks up his sleeves. He is simply invincible, his mechanism is just that hes a "deus ex machina". He did NAWT need to start out with zero and levelling up like your common action anime protagonist. It's not a first time a central character is overpowered in an unreasonable way. A way you could interpret this trope is that it was not about battles, not the physcial one, but the development in their characteristic, their thoughts and emotions and ideology all that stuffs. A classic example is Sir Gawain and The Green Knight (TGK), where all of their (physical) battles are nonsense and did not mean anything in terms of combat, they dont even fight each other, even the climax (the decapitation of TGK) was dismissed into a looney tunes moment. BECAUSE OF COURSE IT WAS NEVER ABOUT THE BATTLE NOR PHYSICAL DEVELOPMENT, it was the internal struggle and maturing in character. THAT is what's happening in Hellsing IF yall look pass the very flashy facade of gore scenes Hirano put up. READ BETWEEN THE LINES, because he's not gonna hand it out to you on a plate. If you want to see how each character developed you have to look closely at their reactions and dialogues, not how they fight.

SO, imo, it's reducing the quality and message of Hellsing to interpret it solely as an action horror media, not the other way around. AND MIND YOU, romance subplot and action horror can coexist. For what does the character fight? A higher ideal? Power? Fun? Love? All that is noteworthy to think about when you engage in a media display many fight scenes. DONT YOU WANNA KNOW WHY THEY FIGHT THAT HARD ???? and in this case it is VERY obvious that Alucard is motivated by Integra. LIKE it cant be more obvious

And I'm so tired of seeing "Alucard only listen to Integra because of the seal and shes a Hellsing". Bestie, he literally ripped Richard's hand off, we dont even know the extent of the seal, like how far? or can it REALLY control Alucard? Besides, if you have read The Dawn you would see what a damn lazy ass Alucard was, Arthur sent him on a mission and he didn't even bother to walk on his own and just sleep safe and sound in his coffin until he felt like waking up??? Compare that to his enthusiasm to beg Integra on four just for her order and even purposefully tick her off by asking about her enthusiasm for war, oh and did we collectively forget this

(This is the Dark Horse eng scan if i remember correctly? i might be mistaken idk)

Sure it could just be a mere parallel, "The woman he personally desired" might only means Mina Harker and not directly Integra herself, I see. But, why bother choosing this parallel, and RIGHT after this panel he went STRAIGHT to Integra to ask for her order.

You know how enthusiastic he is with a fight and everything was already laid before him, worthy enemies and all. Yet he would not act without her words? I did not see him needing permission before ripping Richard's hand off... Also the seal did NAWT ask him to do all this

There are more of his sickening and excessive display of obedience but i don't have time to pull the panels out yet, but we all know its there since Alucard's submissive attitude and Integra's bossy demeanour is one of their most appealing traits, I know, because it is literally one of the BIGGEST selling points and running joke of the fandom, funnyyyy how people always love to call Alucard a sub and use words such as "freaky" and "slutty" to call him as if he didn't reserved this treatment for ONLY Integra. Sure Integra is a demanding boss to even her enemies, and it works like wonder everytime, because she's Integra, she mastered Alucard, others are just piece of cake to her. But that's not the same case with Alucard. Major literally said "She is the only authority Alucard recognizes". And have Alucard extended the phrase "My master" and all the begging and insinuating jokes to anyone else? It's so convenient isnt it, to just take one specific trait of Alucard's personality and make it his entire character without considering to WHO he directed those innuendos to.

Oh and I haven't walk us to the final chapter yet, like the seal did NAWWWWWTTT asked him to call her "Countess" (or Count, depending on the translators) and literally he could accept his death becoming a paradox? Wasn't Alucard had been craving an end for a long while now? Why the need to return just because Integra asked him to??? Be serious for a moment here

Also a personal interpretation of mine that could be a stretch or just pure delulu is that, in the manga AND the anime adaptation, the last word Alucard said after goodbye is "Integra" (In both Japanese and English dub, the word order is exactly the same), not "Master" or "Integra HELLSING". The same goes when he addressed how he can kill without remorse but the decision is in her hand, he also said "I am a monster, now regarding you, Integra". To me that is an indicator for how he CARED for her not just because she's a Hellsing or his master but she's Integra, from the first of their meeting it was very clear, that Alucard wounded A HELLSING to protect Integra.

So... even non-romantically, you cannot deny that Alucard voluntarily worked for Integra. They DO care about each other a lot, even platonically, their bond is almost like soulmates with how well they trust and understand each other. I just don't like it when people keep side-stepping the depth of their relationship just because you don't like to ship them romantically. These are the canon informations you can't just seriously unironically say that there was nothing there.

And oh don't even get me started on the "But he is a vampire, the enemy of her family and he hates Hellsing because of Abraham something something stockholm syndrome something she's ace coded she's lesbian coded she swore to be a virgin until death she wouldnt throw it away for the enemy of her family etcera etcera" you're saying it as if ace people aren't allowed to date or have sex and you're saying it as if Alucard isn't canonically genderfluid. Why always view the ship as solely heteronormative while they were never conventional to begin with. And MIND YOU, i thought everyone love the enemies to lovers trope?? they were BARELY stockholm syndrome at all did we forget about the Bird of Hermes analogy as a metaphor for loyalty voluntarily given.

If you care so much about "monsters and humans are forbidden" and "they are not canon" maybe treat every ship with the same attitude since MOST of hellsing most popular ships fit into that exact two sentences above, maybe except Pip x Seras is canon, but they're also human x monster, so what now???? Just hate on a ship all you like, I hate ships too and I hate them because I don't like them, that's all, no need to do extra mental gymnastic to prove the ship is "wrong" or their shippers are "wrong".

#rant #talking mostly about alucard x integra #so im gonna tag the ship name in case there are people who dgaf or doesnt want to read about alutegra #alucard x integra #alutegra #giggle a bit whenever ander/card and ser/tegra shippers drag alu/tegra for the reasons that their ships also have #like brostie we should be uniting in delusional not fighting #i dont hate the ship but i dont bother dragging them #are you really sure you wanna come for the ship that contain two of the protagonist trio and had MUCH more interactions than your ship #im not saying more screentime means higher possibility of romance implication #however i would not come for a ship with more official material than mine because it is a losing game #are you really sure you wanna go there #i got so pissed so i wrote this down so fast i didnt even misspelled insinuating and innuendo

[transvampireboyfriend]

suddenly i get dnis 🙄 DO NOT follow me if you think "overweight" is an acceptable medical term or an acceptable measure of health on its own. DO NOT follow me if you think bmi is a good measurement or if you in any way think it's alright to uphold systems that are oppressing fat people!!!! take charge of your personal growth and unlearn your fatphobia before you come here!!!

#embarrassingggggggggg #reminds me of my fatphobic ''friend'' who thinks people get diabetes from eating fast foods and wanted ME to explain why she's wrong #babe if you wanna be a shit person go right ahead. YOU are hurting the people in your life. that's not mine to fix. seek to grow #. #fatphobia #im usually quite open to explaining things on many other topics but this one hooo boy. this one gets on my nerves. just no.

[torao-chan]

So going back and forth about Leander I was wondering how quick you caught on to his scheming. Because I first I didn’t like him but I didn’t really have a reason why I just didn’t. But upon rereading his dialogue I was like hmmmmm

Oh man, I clicked like. maybe three lines in.

I have what my friend affectionately dubs an 'evil-dar'. I may not be able to tell you exactly why someone's fucked up, but if I see them and I immediately like them- they fucked up.

Probably, I think the earliest sign for me, was the emphasis on performing.

A pair of gilded boots stride across the tabletop. "Seriously, you dogs? Again?" Scattered laughter and cheers rise from the audience. I drag my eyes upwards... a well-dressed man stand on the table in front of me, his broad shoulder framed by the thick lapels of a trench coat. "This really is the last time, alright?" This time, when he speaks, the audience falls silent, as though bewitched by his magnetic presence or rich, low voice. But nothing is as captivating as his smile. He beams at the crowd around him, a performer on his makeshift stage. "Don't blink, or you'll miss it."

These were the bits the immediately drew me in, the bolded bits. And it's the bolded, italicized bits that immediately made me go 'he's hiding something, and it's horrific, and I want to know more.'

Gilded boots in a downtown pub; carefully designed, likely expensive in taste, and yet he's in the slums- the place where people pull a face when you mention going there. It doesn't say cheaply gilded, or with a fancy design- it's just gilded. It's intentionally not giving us much, but telling us something important- this is a man who is conscious of his appearance. Of how he looks, how he presents, right down to the design on his boot. And he cares enough to throw money at it. If it was just from his upbringing, he wouldn't maintain them, wouldn't still have them today. We don't have a word describing how put together the boots are, how well maintained, but we do immediately get told that he's a performer. It's highly likely that they are chosen and maintained intentionally.

"This really is the last time, alright?" is tasty tasty to me. How will this be inflected, when voiced properly? Is this an establishment of boundaries, from a man placating his pack of puppies? A certain firmness there, that indicates that his word is law here; he's not joking this time? Or is it a man caving to the pleads of his people, throwing them another bone to keep them satisfied in between working on other schemes? Either way, this is a man who has power and is prone to indulging people; and indulging them in a way that indicates he is above them. Whether intentionally or not, consciously or not, this is the stance it takes- to me, at least.

The audience is bewitched by him, the mage. His charisma is high, he's generally liked and adored, and that means he's a man who can get away with a lot of shit. He can work a crowd, appeal to masses and individuals as one, and makes them all feel special- whether they're all together or by themselves. This gets emphasized a lot later, too, and in a lot of his profiles and lil details, but this is when I knew that. He knows how to work a person, and that usually comes from trauma or social ambition, and either way- I'm interested and hungry.

The fact that they outright state he's "a performer on his makeshift stage" makes me so ravenous alksjgldsjgl. The table is his stage, the pub is his stage, heck! The whole town is his stage and he's performing nonstop the entire time we interact with him. Fake or real, undecided- but performing nonetheless. A performance doesn't have to be dishonest, but it is intentional. And intentional means that there's a goal to be achieved- grand or otherwise.

And then there's the warning.

Three lines in (damn, I was right- literally three lines of dialogue from him).

"Don't blink, or you'll miss it."

Such an enticing statement, always. It's so easy to miss, his flashes of soul under the performance. The moment in the pub, later, when he's content to leave the chaos to reign until the player turns to him for help (and then he sighs, like he didn't want to, wasn't planning to, but who was he to let down a new audience member?). The moment of flat on his face, when you refuse his hand, and he grabs you anyway, determined to pull you into his web, into his puppet show. You could be a valuable piece- a fresh pawn off the woodcarver's table, and unblemished, yet, by the rest of the city. The moment when he looses his composure slightly, unaware to what extent Kuras had seen you during your examination.

There's so much there that sold him to me immediately as a favourite, as a schemer, as someone to watch out for because they've always got a knife three inches from your back, and that is super attractive, but man.

Yea, three lines of dialogue in, and I knew.

As my friend said, I have an 'evil-dar'. asdlkjlgsjg if I like the character, she knows 9/10 times, they're definitely fucked up in some way aslkjdklgsdg

#also sorry this took so long damn #i have. so many thoughts but ye #i clicked Super Fast but that is a Skill of mine lmao #personal #touchstarved #i was playing the unnamed for my first playthrough too #i can be fairly oblivious to a lot of things but also not this #not peoples intentions if they could potentially harm me #tis the trauma in me speaking up #but it also means i can play oblivious (which i normally do) because well #people tell you more if they think you're stupid and not looking #and that sits right with me #not necessarily integral to figuring out how i figured him out but #may help #people let down their guard if they think your stupid #and tell you more without words than youll ever notice if they think you're looking

[themaindragthings]

The city's so much better. Just stay inside You're better off dead!

The Main Drag, “Love During Wartime”

#the main drag #Love During Wartime #Yours As Fast As Mine #text

[whatelsecanwedonow]

FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH (1982) dir. Amy Heckerling

#mikaeled #filmedit #filmgifs #dailyficks #userfilm #useroptional #cinematv #Fast Times at Ridgemont High #Phoebe Cates #Linda Barrett #mine* #someone was going to do it so why not do it right #w/ minimal brad #sry if i tagged your blog and you're not doing mature content

[seth-burroughs]

Why. WHY is it that such a big part of the fandom and even Kodaka himself think that Yomi sending F-Zilch on that train mission is a testament of him seeing him as expendable cause he died or something. Does nobody except me in this fandom know what a hitman is? Let me. tell you. He was put on that express so he could hit men, which is his job, then leave. He got sent out there because he had a job to do, which was to kill people which he has done several times before and succeeded. "oooo but it was too dangerous :((" yes that is in the job it's generally considered to be pretty dangerous to try and efficiently kill people. And it definitely wasn't dangerous at all to F-Zilch because he fucking succeeded, EVERYTHING went according to plan and he would have returned home the same had Yuma not used his creature. Something which nobody could literally account for? If Shinigami didn't Shinigami all over then literally nothing would have happened to F-Zilch. The ch0 mission was not some elaborate scheme to brutally get rid of F-Zilch, the point of it was to. kill. the. Detectives. And WHY, I am asking on my arms and knees sobbing and shaking, would Yomi want to dispose of one of his most loyal little henchmen and """""one of his most trusted advisors"""" like even if we go the route of "Yomi disney villain that hates everybody equally and loves crimes and causing misery for everyone around him with zero goal in mind whatsoever" that people love to believe for some reason despite the game saying otherwise and implying several other infinitely more interesting reasons as why he's Like That, but whatever: why would he not want to keep that extremely fucking useful guy. Please. Please. But more importantly the above Amaterasu Express point because I feel like I'm losing my goddamn mind the pain never ends

#ur free to think what you think about anything else but being wrong about F-Zilch and Yomi is where it gets PERSONAL. This blatant SLANDER #I CANNOT FUCKING TAKE THSI I AM ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR SCREAMING IN VISIBLE AGONY. AND IT'S YOUR FAULT #Sowwy I just :(((( I am livid n I've got to get this off my chest as fast as possible you undertand me #mine #rain code #fake zilch alexander #yomi hellsmile #hellxander #<- i mean not really but fuck it why not lol i mean kiiiinda it could be

[stardustinthesky]

Clark + kissing Lois's hand

#lois and clark: the new adventures of superman #clois #clark x lois #clark kent #lois lane #lnc: tnaos #m: lnc #mine: edits #otp: you are way out of your league #clark lovingly kissing lois's hand makes me absolutely feral #also: #i've probably forgotten some but that's what you get when you rewatch and you don't take notes #i had to fast forward through the whole of s3 and s4 to make this

[honeymoonswan]

#mine give credits #lana del rey #this is what makes us girls #lizzy grant #coquette #girl interrupted #female hysteria #black swan #dream girl #maniac pixie dream girl #lizzy grant aesthetic #lizzy grant unreleased #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #you like your girls insane #live fast die young