#your it

[seas-storyarchive]

Another request. From @minilollypop

Best friend - genderbent au

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The whole gang, save for Charlie it seemed, was just.. dumbstruck.

Alastriona, THE Radio Demoness, touch averse queen herself.. was allowing for this well dressed, rose pimp lookin' fuckin' schmuck move her around like she was his toy doll or some shit.

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Husk knew better than to touch Alastriona. He'd tried, once, and she used the chain around his neck to pull him away and threatened him with death if he ever tried to touch him again.

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Angel had been smacked with her microphone cane.. walker.. thing. All he did was brush up against her arm. And she screamed at him that he was a pervert and- she looked angry and, afraid? Is that it?

He'd learned not to touch Alastriona after that, and even ask her about her day, getting sarcastic answers but that was fine.

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Alastriona hated Lucifer. He didn't know why. She was reminded of her father, mostly his attitude.

And she DIDN'T want him to touch her. Ew. No. She'd rather rip off and eat Vox's arm.

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But yeah.. this pimp lookin' schmuck was freely hugging her close, her even nuzzling cheeks with this fuck.

Vaggie was stupified at this.

Husk wanted a drink, screw it being 9am.

Angel wanted to make a sex joke, but he knew that it wouldn't end well so he shut up.

Cherri found this.. cute? Would she and Pentious be this cute?

Niffty was happy that Alastriona was happy. And they had a Matching Aesthetic!

Lucifer wasn't impressed. He found this Rory guy to be tacky. Miss Antlers sure had a certain way to pick her men.

"Who the hell is this guy!?" Vaggie snapped, pulling out her spear.

"Oh! Apologies, Vagatha, everyone." Alastriona said, now on her feet, a hand on Rory's shoulders. "This is the most daring, dangerous, overlord in his pocket of the pentagram, Rory!"

Rory moved Alastriona's hand from his shoulders before he bowed to everyone. "Hello, everyone. It is a pleasure."

"Dha fuq is yous and Smiles relationship, Grinny?" Angel asked bluntly.

"Angel!" Charlie snapped at the spider.

"He's my friend." Alastriona said with soft smile, putting her hand back on his shoulders as he put a hand on her waist.

"So are we! But you don't let us freely toss you about like dough for a pizza!" Angel gestured to the nonexistent space between the two cannibals.

"Angel.. she's known him longer. And that's fine." Charlie was trying to calm the situation down.

"I mean.." Husk had to agree, but with whom was unknown. Smart cat.

"He's nice!" Niffty said with a wide grin as she scrambled over and climbed up Alastriona's dress to rest on her shoulder, getting a pat on the head from Rory.

"And you are very sweet." Rory said with a tooth showing smile.

Niffty looked from Rory to Alastriona, "Ma'am, I like this one. He's THE guy for you!"

"Okay~! Um, down you go, darling." Alastriona laughed nervously, color coming to her cheeks, as she plucked Niffty from her shoulder to set her down. "There's a bug!" She pointed to under the couch, good, should keep her busy for.. a minute if that.

"Ooh." Angel now felt safe. "Is that why he's able ta toss yous to and fro, Smiles?" He asked with a confident grin.

Alastriona's eyes became a black void with radio dials, Valentino's ownership of Angel's soul can get fucked, "Angel, I am WARNING you!"

Rory blew air out of his mouth, sounding like sputtering, and everyone imagined him rolling his eyes if he had them. Although, be it at Angel or Alastriona.. that was the mystery.

"Okay guys!" Charlie cut in. "Let's all just.. um.. how about we have a trust building exercise!"

"No." The radio demoness said curtly.

Rory tilted his head. "Trust building? Sounds delightful!" He grinned at Alastriona as she looked at him with betrayal. "We still have time to do something before we head to the theater."

"Picture show." Alastriona looked at her nails.

Rory grinned as he put his hands on her waist - the most noist of zones. "Theater." He tapped his fingers, knowing she would cave.

Alastriona let out a laugh, covering her mouth. "N- no! Stoppit!"

"Make me~" he challenged, as friends do, tapping faster.

Alastriona was laughing louder. "I am - haha - a stronger overlord th- than you!" Was she crying laughing? Aww! So nice. "I- I will eat you in a quiche!"

"Bow-chicka-wow-wow!" Lucifer couldn't stop himself.

"Dayum!" Angel laughed.

Fun time over, Rory stopped the tickling to let his friend keep her dignity, hand still on her waist to keep her up right. Eldritch tendrils sprang out of nowhere to smack Angel and Lucifer. Repeatedly.

"I just think it's sweet that you have a Best Friend!" Charlie said to Alastriona with grin.

#request #hazbin hotel #tag #your it #minilollypop #genderbent radiorose

[13annastacia13]

love your self

#self love #positivevibes #your it

[he-who-needs-to-be-silenced]

Which would be menacing to see more arriving to your location

#pterosaur #poll #my polls #tumblr polls #polls #tag #your it #there’s a weird horse in my yard #oh shit more are arriving #tupandactylus #thalassodromeus #tropeognathus #urgent

[secondlifep]

I pity the fool that doesn't play nice when @prettylittleproblem asks you to list 5 things that make you happy.

The occasional calm in the ever growing storm that is the world around us

My first international trip in almost five years (which excites me, makes me happy, and I will admit that I am a good bit nervous as well)

The people on social media that openly and honestly share their amazing skills and talents ... not for clicks or recognition or vanity ... but to give us crazy, curious folks a special peak into the world of possibilities

Knowing that through all of the strife of the world that I have grown to know, interact and associate with some thoughtful humans that equal share their sparks of passion and perseverance in a whirlwind of volcanic ash -- It gives me great hope for the future.

a nice warm beverage ... it really is the simple things...

#about me #happy tag #tagged #your it

[powdermelonkeg]

#dunmeshi #go do your taxes

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/

#miette #know your meme #anniversary

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

#pink posts #i saw a tweet that was like “i see other people's art” --> i get discouraged #i understand that seeing art that is prettier than yours can be discouraging but why not twist that a bit? #why does it look prettier to you? is it the colors #is it the textures they used? the brushes? #study them and try to put your spin on it #and maybe you'll find your art beautiful as well

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

#like majority of the time kids are not just 'being naughty'. they have big feelings inside little bodies it's a lot #also like. #it should be illegal to dye your hair fun colours if you aren't prepared for kids in public to ask if youre related to a my little pony #EDIT: the notes on this post are an absolute cesspool. i don't care about your reasons for hating kids you sound like a disney villain

[cahootings]

I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time

#everyone reblogging this needs to go stream our flag means death on max #and suck your friends’ fingers

[apostate-in-an-alcove]

Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".

#anti ai #anti ai art #ex catholic #catholic #game over guys the catholic church is onto your bullshit lol

[beaft]

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

#obviously she meant 'don't get it done and don't tell him you thought about it' but i am choosing to read it as #'gaslight him into thinking you've been titless all your life' #be shh now #containment breach

[turtletoria]

Palestine will be free in our lifetime 🇵🇸🍉🕊️ Don't look away, and let's keep supporting Palestine in any way we can.

#palestine #free palestine #turtlearts #these are free to use for actions & etc.! I just ask that you use these in good faith and not for your own personal gain/profit or somethin #like that. ✌🏼

[reality-detective]

1963 Refrigerator 🤔

#pay attention #educate yourselves #educate yourself #knowledge is power #reeducate yourself #reeducate yourselves #think about it #think for yourselves #think for yourself #do your homework #do some research #do your own research #ask yourself questions #question everything #american history #history lesson

[elbiotipo]

My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.

With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.

#cosas mias #8 GB of RAM should be the MAXIMUM requirement for your games #anyting above that and you have to testify in court

[midnightcrisisstuff]

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

#queerplatonic #alterous attraction #asexual #if you find this and youre her no you didnt #aromantic #queerplatonic relationship #acearo #qpp #qpr #lgbtqia #love #transmasc #alterous yearning #alterous relationship #fuck you mum i love my girlfriend and youll have no part in it #fuck you mum #transgender

[ladydorian]

#if i see your fic is made with the partial or full help of ai i will not even look at it