#you're not being rude anon

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

not tryna be rude here but you sure complain a lot about parts of the sw fandom that you could simply…blacklist. or not interact with

Heh, my last two posts were just me being in a bitchy mood after I tried getting back into sw fics after a while lol. I *don't* interact with fanon I dislike, hence the complaining on my own blog to vent xD

What annoys me more than the fanons themselves is the prevalence of those fanons in the fandom, to the point that it's frequent to get "corrected" when not using them. I can't very well blacklist 'Yan' Dooku or other extremely widespread non-canon stuff (that won't get tagged as non-canon) on Ao3, it's just something that'll pop up randomly in fics. The authors are welcome to like and use those ideas, I certainly won't comment on their fics to complain at them for not catering to my own tastes! But my blog's an exhaust port

#ask #anonymous #you're not being rude anon #but if people feel like they can assert that cody's REAL name is kote or that dooku's REAL name is Yan Dooku w/ zero basis in canon #then i can complain about it on my blog

[sibylsleaves]

as much as the Natalia storyline annoys me because it feels out-of-place, I don’t actually think that the couch thing is “regressing” or “Buck making the same mistakes again.” 

The couch metaphor started because Buck’s last two girlfriends CAME with couches. As in, they forced their own preferences/taste onto him without him giving any input. The same with the couch Margaret bought him. He had no real say in it, she just got it FOR him. At least with Natalia, it’s something they’re going to do TOGETHER, as in they both get a say, they both make the decision as a team. And that IS progress, even though I still think it wasn’t the right choice for Buck’s overarching storyline

#911 spoilers #sibyl speaks #by all means continue to message me salty anons about it though #<--that's a joke you're only allowed to be salty if you're not being rude to me or anyone involved in the show

[nametakensff]

wav suggestion: bigger, harsher sneezes? breathy build ups?

I can definitely try my best at some bigger/harsher sneezes!! I'm not sure how much breathier I can make my build ups without passing out though 😅 the hitching gets pretty intense. But I'll give it a go!

#thanks anon! 💕 #just need to confirm what day the handyman is coming round to fix my oven before i record something #i cannot imagine the horrors of being interrupted in that way and then having to act normal lol #so rude of life to get in the way of my inducing 🙄 #the thought of being heard sneezing super loudly is such an embarrassing one but i guess it's only embarrassing to me because of this fetis #it's not like normal people immediately make assumptions that you're making yourself sneeze for sex reasons

[marc--chilton]

You're so real for talking about the actual world building of mgv brooo, so many ppl are just like "what if we made more genders specifically so we could make the gay relationship basically straight ppl porn 🤤" AND LIKE NO BRO THERES SO MUCH COOL POTENTIAL WITH A WORLD WHERE ALL THESE NEW SEXES WERE NORMAL

(Sorry im being a little insane but im so hyped someone else gets it the way i do)

holds your face in my hands in a clawlike grip. never apologize for being insane. be so fucking insane, dude.

GAY STRAIGHT PORN YEAH IT DRIVES ME CRAZY SOMETIMES if the spice of the fic just comes from sexual tension and how if they self lubricate then you don't have to worry about figuring out where they can get lube to fuck on the fly or WHATEVER

THINGS WOULDN'T BE ONE TO ONE WITH OUR REALITY NOT JUST BECAUSE OF NEW SEXES BUT NEW SEXES THAT INTERFERE AT TIMES WITH NORMAL WORK WEEKS N SHIT!!!!! like irl some people can't even get a break at work for having babies and these mfs are going into debilitating estrus cycles semi-regularly?? THERE ARE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT

#asks #anon #i've been posting more about pre-rut/heat cycles more than the full blown things themselves #because the hormones raging hell on moods and temperaments and judgement etc #that shit is INTERESTING!!!! and they can live their truest selves because growling/purring/animal like shit is not abnormal behavior #which i would take advantage of in a HEARTBEAT first of all #like i imagine it would be rude to make those vocalization sometimes (one of those silent rules you're supposed to innately know) #(even if no one explains it and you don't think it's rude) #(got being neurodivergent in mgv must suck so fucking hard what if you can't read social cues) #SEE like i have Some Thoughts and very few of them are about how fat whose knot is or whatever #very few. but not none. i'm only human #mgv

[moondust-on-the-hijabi]

Hi, so I'm not a hijabi (not going to say a religion just in case it's wrong) but I saw somebody braid their hijab on tik tok. I just wanted to know if this is like a thing you are allowed to do with the hijabs because I unfortunately do not know very much about the rules(?) of the hijab/religion. Sorry if this is weird or smth, just wanted to know and asking an actual hijabi is likely better than Google. Ty <33

nah idt it's wrong, it's just a style of hijab

#dw about asking me anything idm unless you're being rude lol #asks ^_^ #anons ^_^

[something-about-sunflowers]

Idk how we can make this easier for people. I really don’t.

If you’re going to post any variation of ‘I hate/dislike x’ in the tag for x, that is rude. You are being rude. Your justifications don’t matter. Your caveats don’t matter. ‘I dislike x in a blorbo way’ means nothing. You are still contributing to the problem of ‘x hate in the x tag’. Stop it.

To go on to say ‘don’t hate on people for liking/disliking a character, people are allowed to have opinions, sweaties’ is just. incredibly condescending. and missing the point of what a lot of people in the x tag are complaining about. Nobody cares if you hate x as long as we don’t have to see you talking about how much or why or in what way you hate x. That’s it. That is our only problem here. With this specific thing. (the anon hate is another issue entirely)

We will gladly champion your right to hate x and to talk about hating x, just as long as we don’t have to see it. Don’t tag it. Tag it with ‘x critical’ or ‘anti-x’ or ‘x hate’ or literally anything else. This should not be a discussion we keep needing to have. This shouldn’t have been up for discussion in the first place. Its just fucking manners.

I know (or am guessing) the op intended that post to be a joke. That doesn’t change the fact that we’re fucking tired of this shit. In fact that actually kind of makes it worse. We’re tired. We’re so fucking tired of having to argue, constantly, against people who aren’t joking just so we can have some fucking peace and enjoy x like the rest of yall enjoy y and z.

I’m sorry to make an example of op, I’m not blocking them before I post this, so its possible/likely they’ll see this, but if you’re gonna do this shit in the tag then I think vagueing/not @/naming you is like. the most you’re owed.

#the dork is being a dork #izzy hands #the izcourse #and this goes for those of us on the izzy side too tbh #i know its tempting to tag ed/stede crit/hate/whatever but don't do that shit either #cause its rude and we KNOW its rude #but also just #they'll use that to point to and say 'well yall do it too' #so they can ignore every other argument we make #or ignore us pointing out other instances of harassment #like the anon hate #yall i'm not even old #i'm not 'fandom old' #i'm 27 #but i'm too fucking old for this shit #we are ALL too fucking old for this shit #(or we should be) #(if you're old enough to be the target demographic for ofmd then you're too old for this shit too) #(and if you're not then you're too young for this shit) #(by which i mean to say you shouldn't be fucking watching ofmd)

[odegirlie]

what arteta comment did pep make?

here's the video of him actually saying it

a lot of audacity considering his players were cursing at the ref and getting mad on twitter 15 minutes after the match but that's not my business!

#josep guardiola i have historic beef with you #and this is just furthering it #like were city robbed? #yeah probably #but if you're going to do something about it actually attack the system of referees and pgmol instead of throwing shots at arteta #i swear the day they let go of making him out to be hysterical is the day i thrive #also just keep your mouth shut when you have 115 charges lmao #people saying he's being rude now bc he actually sees us as a threat lmao #anon ask

[emzular]

dunno why you think he's gonna dom Aemond just because his dad was a big fella, Luke can be pretty soft in the show too

i have literally seven asks about why i hate sub lucerys, and i hate to break it to y'all anons but i am the wrong person to argue with because i love sub lucerys (trust me anon i don't see him as a dom) and i don't actually mind if he's bigger or smaller in fics, i just would like a change and a different fancast for adult luke sometimes.

cos we don't know what luke would've be like as an adult and i just get annoyed when the "standard" hc seems to be for a smaller luke, when it's up to interpretation. i just went off last week because i'm tired of timmy being the default fancast for lucerys cos i think it would be nice to see a physically built luke as an option, but the default seems to be for a smaller luke - which is fine if that's how you see him cos all opinions are valid, but i just fancy a change?

so really, i'm the wrong person to send your anon angry (and some rude) asks to: i just ship them, and i'll take them any way i can.

#lucemond #like the six other angry and rude anons im just staring at like #i dont know how to answer this because i dont feel THAT strongly about what you're having a go at me for #do i like buff luke? yeah #do i like SUB luke? yeah #will i read/enjoy smaller sub luke? yeah #like #im just tired of small luke being the default when other body types exist and we dont KNOW what he would be like

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

good lord it is not being pissy to say that you put a porn post on the dashes of randos and minors, and then called them whiny pissbabies for being really annoyed about it. what the hell is wrong with you?

Well first off, I never said "whiny pissbaby" but you pretty much hit the nail on the head with that one. Let's bring out a screenshot of the original anon message so I can address all of this nonsense at once:

First off, please take a breath. Ranting at strangers on the internet is not a good use of your energy, for real.

Second, you're misconstruing me not wanting the post to get flagged/banned entirely AFTER I had already paid to Blaze it and it had been approved (which is what happened and which I did have to appeal) with me not wanting any community labels at all. It had a Mature label on it when it went out in Blaze, so no minors who were following the rules of the site or adults who had mature content filtered should have seen it.

But instead of asking to clarify that point, you jumped down my fucking throat out of nowhere and then got even pissier when I laughed a little at some rando assuming to haavve all the facts coming into my inbox to chastise me.

Can I offer you a bowl or something, to help you chill the fuck out a little?

#anon asks #angry anons #please calm the fuck down #you say you're not trying to be mean but lemme tell you- you failed at not being rude af #also you're acting like i had my whole pussy out or something it's literally just a funny crushing video where I am fully clothed #get that 'ooooo think of the CHILDREN' siliencing rhetoric the fuck outta here #also there would not be nearly this much bitching about it if I weren't a fat body lol

[haejjoon]

can u tag ur asks ffs

no need to be so rude, but sure :) tell me, would you like me to tag them by how many family members of yours i fucked or by the last time i fucked them? because i think i tag my asks plenty well enough, but i understand that sometimes handholding is necessary to educate the young.

#heres your tag anon #and another one #ooh one more #cant tell if you're asking me to tag my asks because you want to read more of what i have to say #or because yall have nothing else to complain about #but heres ur precious tag #lets seeeee how much can i pad this out actually #did you know that i actually Do tag my asks 😊 #that i separate my character analysis tags from the ones i get regarding my au #or were you really so elementary that you couldnt scroll down and check for yourself #i know im being rude by the way! but this is the fifth ask today cussin me out #and my patience isnt as pretty as id like to pretend #hey anon are these enough tags for you yet #hey anon #hey

[lupinus-bicolor]

could you tag for blood? thanks

I would, but you're following a vampire blog. says it on the package, even

#Asks #Anonymous #i'll tag for almost anything else im sorry anon but if you're squeamish about blood you won't like the rest of my blog #sorry if im being rude im just kinda baffled

[protaetia]

🐞

#i will say looking through the notes on the failwoman poll post #as well as checking out the poll's blog #TLT fandom keeps being annoying and cringe af #y'all really sending hate and harassment because someone called the series niche??? #accusing the person running the poll for taking things too seriously meanwhile you're the ones flooding them with anons lol #like i'm not active in that fandom anymore (it was because of the racism) but wow these people really didn't change #It really is full of some of the shittiest white women on this earth LMAO #I still love judith though #I'm rooting for everyone Black #scuttlings #also lol the way that they are blaming an imaginary person a character for blowing up that whole poll #like LMAO no??? it was just you hoard of annoying nerds?? You sack of unsalted crackers??? #maybe take responsibility for your destructive actions i know it's hard for you white women but try <3 #hobbyless behaviour #also saying that they're allowed to harass the op of the poll because they were rude UM WTF #ABSOLUTELY HOBBYLESS BEHAVIOUR

[milf-harrington]

do not fall into the trap of nighttime coffee it never ends well, or if you have decaf make that and hope that the taste association is enough to give you a placebo effect or like make (caffeine-less) tea if you like tea and pretend it’s enough (or if you’re less sensitive to caffeine than I am then live ur best life and get that coffee, I’m not the boss of u)

you're right, you're not the boss of me (:

#as completely harmless as this ask is pls never word something like i don't know any better #'do not fall into the trap of nighttime coffee it never ends well' hi im theo and coffee was the only thing i consumed in high school #i am well aware of the affect it has on me and my sleep schedule #i made the poll bc im indecisive not bc i need life advice and i KNOW you're not being rude or anything but #i am incredibly quick to take offense to things that could be considered criticism #and it's only the fact that i had to type out and re-read my response that stopped me from being an asshole about this #like i don't get the point in you acting like you know better than me only to be like 'oh but live your life' #like it just comes off as condescending to /me/ even if you don't meant it that way #asks #anon

[dreamythism]

I don't know if this is rude but are you guys a system or just different people running the account ? :0 /genq

— 🌱🌼; we prefer not to specify for the others comfort, and it's... complicated, sorry :3

#︶︶ ✦ : Dreamlike. #and you're not being rude anon — it's alright ^_<

[zoophagist]

The guest presses a fingernail to the vein on his throat, but does nothing to open it. He simply taps against it, a clear rhythm of two-one-two-three. His lips move, as if casting a spell, but he doesn't actually voice what he thinks: Water, may it be just water, may it do nothing to quench his thirst, nothing at all. "Sure, sure. Take your fill. Your teeth and nails are strong enough, right?" he says and smiles slyly.

He does not even answer; instantly Renfield's mouth is at the guest's neck. The savagery of teeth biting down into skin is thrilling, uncomplicated by any scruples as he twists and tears to make up for their bluntness. In the release of this beastly hunger there is even a quieting of his guilt, his embarrassment. To bite down and make the flesh part feels so very good.

Lips and tongue work over the broken skin eagerly to suck up the thick, red stream of LIFE coursing through the veins of such a powerful being — life that can be his, can be Renfield's. How wonderful it is to be rewarded, how excellent to take—

Water? The first pull slides over his tongue and down his throat and it tastes of nothing but clear, bland water. He falters, and the instant of stillness cannot but make his confusion obvious to the body under his mouth and hands. But surely this can't be... So he drinks and drinks, more and more heavily, waiting for the spark, the metallic tang of blood to slake his thirst, and he clutches more forcefully at the man, and he bites again, and again, and again, desperate, dizzy, starving. It is a frenzy, far beyond what the guest's offer could be understood to justify, but still his jaw works and his teeth sink and all there is in this gore is water!

Renfield makes an animal noise of frustration, and he thinks to himself, 'This is a trick. I have been lied to again and it is a damned trick!' Are they all so cruel, he had wondered only moments ago, and now the answer is clear as flowing water: yes. All cruel, all selfish, all temptations and takings and never justice. This useless, inert water may do nothing to warm his weakened, blood-starved body, but his fury does.

And that is when he begins to CHEW. "Liar!" He growls as he makes his teeth meet in the guest's neck and he starts to pull.

#*several millennia later* OH SHIT. my vampire asks! #rip i fear my anon may have abandoned me given how long it's taken me to do this reply #but if you're out there.. if you see this... baby come back <3 #come back and answer for your crimes because ???? how fucking RUDE to deny renfield his vampire juice!! #you trick renfield?? you trick him like a fool???? oh! OH! jail to vampire! jail to vampire for One Thousand Years!!! #renfield simply ignored the red flag of the magical being seeming to whisper something he didn't parse #like sorry i've got the blood-drinking go-ahead nothing else matters now no time for thinking #anyway uhhh not totally sure what to tag this as but we'll try our best with a little - #{ gore tw } #and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ask to tag i guess #v; i am his gospel #||x LET ME ENTREAT YOU OH LET ME IMPLORE YOU! [ answered asks ]

[dumbdomb]

Sorry for asking but does DNI generally mean no reblogging either?

Yes. DNI means Do Not Interact with my fecking blog in ANY way whatsoever.

#you can always dm me about it if you're not sure bc most of my dni is putting boundaries up from rude people who have no respect #i don't mind answering why i have a certain item in my dni list if you want to know via dm or ask <3 #thanks for being kind #answered #anon my beloved