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thoughtsofapessimistttt · 2 months

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If I’m too much, go find less tf

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nfsdiaryy · 2 months

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knox-knocks · 6 months

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Maybe exy is a little boring to him — but andrew doesn’t just not care about exy, neil notes in the beginning of tfc that he seems to outright resent it. boredom doesn’t bring about resentment. but do you know what does? the idea that a sport you barely give a shit about is the only reason anyone gives a shit about you

#this is so messy but I’m having so many andrew thoughts #like imagine your entire life no one seems to really care for you all that much #and then they find out you’re like. really fucking good at a sport and suddenly you’re wanted #but they don’t want YOU — that much is clear #they’d throw your ass out the moment you refuse to pick up a raquet ever again #they don’t care about YOU — they care about how many goals you can block #shit I’d be bitter too #(for the record I do think people care about andrew ie nicky wymack betsy etc but from andrew’s pov… baby has abandonment issues)#andrew minyard #aftg #all for the game #tfc

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embracedfire · 8 months

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OH? YOU’RE CRAVING THE JRWI CONTENT THAT IS ALWAYS LOVED AND APPRECIATED?? FROM ME??? OK! HERE YOU GO MY CHILDREN! FEAST YOUR EYES! LOOK AT MY MINI COMIC! YOU CAN’T LOOK AWAY! IT’S TOO WONDROUS!

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kingkatsuki · 3 months

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Mother Mitsuki, who despite Masaru’s pleas, is way too invested in Bakugou and your relationship.

#pls I LOVE HER!!!#asking if you’re engaged yet every time you both visit for dinner #sending you wedding dress designs when you’re not even engaged #sending bakugou texts telling him to wife you up before you realise your mistake in choosing him and pick Deku instead #gifting the most inappropriate presents to try and get you pregnant #becoming the real bridezilla when you’re finally engaged and she isn’t even the one getting married #he turns up at your hen do to find you and his mum drunk as FUCK together #and he can’t help but shake his head at the sight as he tries to get you both back to his car because he loves you both so much #and he’s so glad you like each other too😭#she’s at the hospital holding you in her arms whenever Bakugou is hurt like you just share the same pain #but god if she sends bakugou one more text with your ovulation schedule he’s blocking her #(he’ll never admit that it’s because of that text that he bends you over— just in case)#and it fills him with so much warmth when he watches you both share memories of him as a kid— even though he was an ugly fucking baby #and like when you both fight Mitsuki always checks up on you too🥺because she knows her son can be brash like her #but she knows that he’s so in love with you and wouldn’t wanna lose you #she’s definitely caught you both having sex in his childhood bedroom too tho

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shingodzillaa · 6 months

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Really hate how comfortable people feel about saying the most rude shit to me when I talk about my pet rats! So I’m not pulling any punches anymore.

If I’m talking about my pet rats and you respond with something along the lines of “ewwww”

= you’re an asshole and you’re rude.

If you say something like “oh do you feed them to snakes?” After I’ve made it clear that they are my babies

= you’re a mean asshole and you’re rude.

And I’m not afraid to call you out on being rude as fuck or mean. I’m literally talking about my babies. These are my pets, my children.

Learn some manners! Keep your goddamn opinions about my pets to yourself.

#ratblr #petblr #rats #pet rats #it just makes me mad. I called the person out for this behavior and they thankfully apologized before I could get mean about it #legit I was like ‘I am literally talking about my babies and you’re being really mean.’ and she stepped back and apologized #not everyone does apologize so I’m grateful for that #but this happens too much

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crybaby-bkg · 1 year

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cw: talks of having kids

Bakugou lays sprawled out on your bed as you flitter around the room, moving from your closet to your dresser and back in a hurry of movements. You’re doing a bit of spring cleaning (yes, even in the winter), and Bakugou decided to come over and help, even though he’s just been laying around the whole time.

He had a rough patrol yesterday, even sports a few bruises on his ribs, so you let him take it easy, throwing him one of your old pink scarf hat combos with the little bunny ears on top. You don’t expect him to wear it, but the image of him laying against your bed with the floppy ears on top of his head makes you smile anyway.

You go back to your drawer, pulling everything out in order to throw some stuff away and reorganize the remaining things. At the bottom of the drawer though, do you find some old clothes when you were a baby. It’s been here for years now, after your parents gifted them to you, just in case you’d wanna use them for your future kids. It’s just collecting dust in the bottom of your drawer though, honestly, and you pull the tiny little purple and white checkered onesie out, examining it and the little bonnet underneath with a small frown.

“Who the hell is that for? ‘Cause it sure as hell ain’t fitting your big ass head.” You hear Bakugou call from your bed, your head whipping around to face him and his cheesy little grin. You narrow your eyes and poke your tongue out at him, throwing him the little combo as you turn to get the rest of the baby clothes out.

“Says the one whose head almost tore his mothers cooter in half during birth.” Thank you Mistuki for the information, you think to yourself, smiling an evil little smile that Bakugou frowns softly at.

“And it’s my old baby clothes. My folks gave it to me when I moved out, said I could use it for my own future gremlins.” You smile when you pick up the little yellow booties in your dresser, another little bonnet with a tie underneath the chin, and a pair of shorts that were entirely too cute and tiny. “Think I’m gonna throw it out, though.”

“Why would you do that?” Bakugou asks quietly, suddenly behind you, his chest against your back as he gently plucks the shorts from your hands to examine them closer. You look at him from over your shoulder, at the soft look that falls on his face, how his rough thumb rubs over the still soft material in his hands, how his eyebrows lose their crease and his mouth tilts up just so in the corners.

“We’re not having kids any time soon,” you say, your voice tacking on a silent ‘right?’ at the end of it. Bakugou doesn’t say anything for a long while, but he blinks down at you, looking so ridiculously cute in your pink hat, holding your baby clothes. You hand him the booties in his other hand and he takes them, so gentle, with such care, it makes your stomach do somersaults.

“Maybe we should talk more about that.” He whispers softly, looking at you from under his lashes, his garnet eyes searching your own. You nod though, stroking gently at the shorts he still holds with tender care, a smile tugging at your lips.

“Yeah,” you mutter, leaning up to press your mouth against his own. “Maybe we should.”

#could u tell that i was deep cleaning in the winter and found some old baby clothes in a drawer lol #this is so specific leave me alone #but also the imagery of Bakugou wearing the clothes you’re throwing out for the fun of it :(#puts on your too small mittens and brightly colored hats and even tries on your old sweaters just to hear you laugh when he can’t fit it #over his big ass head and arms #I’m gonna sob such an ugly sob #okay I’m done I just love him so much #so many grand emotions #wait i think I’m gonna write something for touya tonight too gimme a minute 🏃‍♂️#before this sleep medicine knocks me out cold on my ass #—new treat in the streets! 🍫#bakugou treats! 🍬

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papertowness · 2 months

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everyone in the show being angry at WILSON during the tritter plotline is lowkey fucking insane

#like let’s all be astronomically serious here #he did nothing wrong ?????#genuinely if you’re entire life got shot to hell because of something your friend did . someone you TRUSTED did like why wouldn’t you #and house was going off the fucking rails too like . no i’m sorry wilson was completely right in this situation and this episode is pissing #me the fuck off #cameron also needs to shut the fuck she’s a fucking hypocrite #she would be angry at one her patients if they did the same thing as house #she would get clocked if it were me . wilson ur so much stronger than me baby #house #house md #houseposting #james wilson #lgbtq #lgbt

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latinokokonoi · 4 months

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zoro and luffy’s baby daughter is the loudest crier and screamer in the world due to trauma from being abandoned by her biological parents. when zoro and luffy are feeling so hopeless and tired for not knowing what to do, ace comes over to the thousand sunny to put his niece on his very warm chest and it instantly calms her down, only letting out a few sniffles. it makes ace laugh and he softly talks to her in a low, comforting tone while rocking her to sleep

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merakiui · 10 months

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Imagine pathetic and desperate Azul dry humping you, fully clothed, in an empty hallway and he won't shut the hell up lol. Like do something before someone investigates the noise.

Straight up, dry humping is very hot to me and I legit want to think up a scenario for each and every single guy (that's appropriate to) that involves it.

He absolutely cums from dry humping alone AAAAAA he’s such a loser, babbling in your ear about how perfect you are and how much he loves you and has wanted this the whole day, all while grinding against your ass from behind. His arms are looped around your waist to hold you against him, pinning your body to his while he rocks back and forth. The hallway is empty (for now), but he’s so loud and he just won’t shut up! You keep turning your head to kiss him so he’ll be more quiet, but that has him whining even more. orz if you’re really so worried about getting caught, he’s willing to drag you elsewhere so that the two of you are properly secluded, but the minute he’s alone with you it’s back to feeling you up and grinding against you while fully clothed hehe.

#twisted chit chat #n/sfw #thinking about stuck in the wall trope with dry humping……#floyd finds you and you beg him not to stick it inside because it’s not a safe day #and you somehow convince him to dry hump you instead #but of course he can feign obedience for however long he’s interested before he gets bored and impatient and wants to stick it in :)#oooo or dry humping when you’re really pregnant #maybe you’re scared you’ll hurt the baby or it’ll be too awkward with your bump in the way and limiting you to certain positions #or maybe you’re self-conscious and prefer to remain fully clothed and dry hump instead……..#but then your yan gives you so much love and attention and praise and it’s something like soft non-con/dub-con #there are too many scattered thoughts in my egg brain but !!!!! dry humping is very <3

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sincerely-sofie · 1 month

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Okay one last baby Darkrai idea because your comics made me laugh so much harder than I thought this concept would (amazing art btw!!!! I always love to see it!)

Celebi casually informs Grovyle, Dusknoir, and Kip that Ark and Twig are taking care of a baby and that they’re all uncles now. They all go to visit because they are confused and a little concerned.

Meanwhile Cresselia also visits because she senses the baby and thinks “is Darkrai gaining more power and plotting a takeover again?” Only to have a breakdown of biblical proportions when seeing the baby.

Cresselia is the first one to find out.

Celebi actually isn’t aware of Opal existing! Despite her being able to perceive all of time simultaneously and also “peeking ahead” so to speak when she’s bored, Opal has never appeared at any point in the timeline before now according to Celebi. And she also can’t see how she grows up and what kind of person she becomes. This is very disturbing to her, as it’s something she’s never experienced before.

Kip finds out last purely by accident. Twig has a hard time remembering who she has and hasn’t told about Opal.

#Twig mentions that she better head home early so that her kid doesn’t miss her too much during a trip to the Guild #The entire Guild whip their heads around and simultaneously shriek ‘your WHAT’#(also thanks so much for the compliment! you’re very kind!)#shadow baby au #pmd darkrai #pmd cresselia #pmd celebi #pmd grovyle #pmd dusknoir #pmd2 partner #sofie answers asks #stuff by sofie #pokémon mystery dungeon #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd explorers #pmd sky #pmd eos #pmd #pmd2

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theloveinc · 8 months

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Being a housewife but not really knowing what the hell you’re doing, you had to get married early because your husband is a BigWig(?) with sponserbilities to take care of… but you’re also sort of neglected by him because he’s So Busy trying to Make It Big…

And you somehow end up neighbors with Bakugo, who, two seconds into meeting you decides that he literally can’t be mean to you: looking a right mess with a naked baby on your hip and messy hair 24/7… but still always offering him the bentos your husband doesn’t take to work and inviting him in for tea…

#Bakugo #I just have this image of him sitting in your kitchen next to a baby in a high chair who’s going all gooey eyed at him #and he’s kinda like… out of his element but you’re being so welcoming asking abt his job saying oh no when he tells you it’s rough #and he loves his friends but they’re heroes too and can’t offer much comfort #but there you are in mom sweats with a husband who’s never home and he’s feeling like..: he’s gotta protect you???#and it’s a romance of him freeing you from being tied at home w/ a husband like the pig from sing #and you freeing him of constantly being in fight or flight response #because you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to feeding him and caring for him #creepy element of ‘do I love u because ur like the mom I never had?’#but I imagine this being on the more happy / normal side LMFAOOO #and ofc u have a big. huge. rock on your finger that Bakugo HATES and wants to replace so badly #anyway #shii posts #gen

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shinebrightlikeanarwhal · 2 years

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Dustin: WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD

Eddie: dude what the fuck?!

Steve: *barely intelligible whining*

Dustin: *surprised laugh while he runs for his life*

#eddie x steve #steve x eddie #steddie #stranger things season four #stranger things 4 #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #dustin henderson #Dustin is their rowdy son #he proceeds to tell Lucas Will and Mike #mike doesn’t believe him until they come over and find steve in Eddie’s shirt and helping him plan their next campaign #steve wears cute glasses and Eddie likes to mess them up to see him all disgruntled and blind #will is their obligatory baby gay that they spoil and coddle just as much as Dustin #Lucas gets dragged back into d&d with steve because: ‘you’re never too cool for your friends’

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god-u · 4 months

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gen v tumblr been too quiet lately so doing a random poll for funsies

#gen v #x #polls #has nothing to do with anything i just wanna know what the fandom might primarly consist of on here #primarily*#also i’m a choir kid but half of my choir mates were also theater kids and obsessed with glee ☠️#i wanted to be an orchestra kid but we moved from nyc and the midwest where our schools didn’t have much available #they said i was a year too late to join 🥲#but yea i love singing so it wasn’t too bad and my dad was a musician so i think we inherited that gene #also if you’re still in school just choose what you do rn i know some of y’all are babies

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clarabowmp3 · 2 months

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like I’ve been generally fine in my teenage years (no more unhappier than from the average dose of teen angst) but man do I miss the excitement I’d get from those fantasy Geronimo Stilton books

#like my worldview on life was so different then #Obv it was Pri school so it was more chill (I was arguably too chill and messed up my psle)#But you know what I’m actually so fine w that! I’m happy that at least in some point in my life studies weren’t hanging over my head #Like a guillotine #And I would find so much joy in the little things like hell yeah new book!!!#because a part of me feels like I’m never going to feel that undiluted childlike joy ever again #And I’ve killed myself so much on every exam since #baby me deserved to have a little happiness in her life #I still think 12 is way too young for the first major board exam #Esp one so heavily surrounded by stigmas/reputation/prestige of the school you get into #like you’re setting a child up for the rest of their life and they’re not even a teen yet #thankfully it’s gotten a lot better (in terms of tangible change in sg societys mindset)#but god was it brutal for me in 2018/2019 #anyways trip down memory lane over heheh

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tothesolarium · 4 months

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Two moods

1) queer queer queer

2) BIG METAL PROTECT TINY THING

#they over lap sometimes #sometimes the big metal destroy to protect #sometime it just vibing in the picture with implied violence #sometimes the metal covered queers who will be kissing #once the stabbing is out of their systems #when your so sleepy you can’t draw the ideas in your head so you make a sketch that you Pray makes sense to tomorrow me #anyway back to music while I get ready for sleep #guys I have the best baby sister #she wants to give me hugs so much #and asks where I am all the time #and thinks anyone with long wavy hair is me #I would kill for her #normally I don’t wanna hurt but if you hurt any of my siblings you’re fucking dead #a kid was mean to one of my sisters and I had to tame the beast that wanted to pick him up and throw him #like no she can handle this and be mature don’t be a freak who gets sent to jail #I also think the kid will grow up too but like #there’s moments of a beast

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