#you’re fucked

[tattoorue]

#starry night #look at the stars #stars #astrological wisdom #oh shit #I’m fucked #you’re fucked #follow the stars #twinkle twinkle little bitch #funny #funny post #lol #funny meme #life #funny memes #lmao #too funny #haha memes #haha #galaxy #fuck that wisdom #are you fucking kidding me

[angelnumber27]

You lost true friends due to being a crazy person

Uh ma’am this is a mdcdonalds…

#you told me you hope i get raped again told me to kill myself and called the cops to my house #you threatened my family you lie about everything you copy my posts word for word and post them like u wrote them😂😂 #you have now spent EIGHT YEARS obsessing over and stalking me #you made fake accounts and sent yourself all the awful shit you said to me then posted it everywhere telling people that it was me… LMFAO #you have the maturity of a fuckin stump evidently even now EIGHT years later #I’m in your head rent free and I don’t want to be #we were never friends… LMAO ???? #why would I EVER EVER want to be your friend. be fr. #this is a wild thought process like be fuckin serious☠️ #you’re so pathetic #I’ve had to block like twenty ip addresses because you will not fucking stop obsessing over me. I know I’m sexy but this shit is just weird #Olivia you look so beyond stupid lmfao #get some fucking help #you’re fucked

[c-optimistic]

had a mini panic attack because I got an email from my supervisor first thing asking about an assignment from like. two months ago. and I couldn’t remember doing it. but past me had her shit together in a way current me absolutely does not

#thank you past me #and I’m so so so sorry future me #you’re fucked

[thesungod]

the problem isn’t when you start involving yourself in fandom and isn’t when you start reading fics and isn’t when you start writing fics either. when you start writing smut tho?

#you’re fucked

[amurder-ofcrows]

happy first night of hanukkah to all my jewish followers and friends! my parents and i realized at the very last second we didn’t have gold chocolate coins and ended up going to four (4) separate stores to find them… at least we made sure we have enough candles this year, learned that one the hard way lol

#- r #hanukkah #if you arent prepared with candles for the eight nights by night one #you’re fucked #i promise you that you will not find candles that fit your menorah #and all the boxes that have all the candles are sold out (if they even sell them in person where you live) #so i hope you all have your candles and chocolate gelt

[thecloudstan]

Finally finished FFXVI so I can chat about ALL THE SPOILERY THINGS, UGH!!! Help. I have feelings 😭

#don’t be a dark haired handsome bearded FF protagonist apparently #you’re fucked

[toohottohoot]

how to get away with posting someone’s social security number in two easy steps:

1: Realize that person’s on social media

2: You’re fucked

3: Get someone to plan your funeral

#This is a warning to everyone who posts anything about their private life: #You’re fucked #Either you fuck yourself or someone else fucks you #It’s a fucked up or be fucked up world

[pinkrose1422]

I’m annotating Dracula and I’m having way too much fun

#the new annotated dracula #Dracula #annotating #annotating dracula #dracula daily #daily Dracula #oh Jonathan #you’re fucked

[83-for-truth]

is anyone else disturbed by the ways that conservatives have co-opted feminist language about gender and sexual violence to dunk on trans people, but specifically trans women? and obviously they didn’t learn this language for themselves but have absorbed these talking points from terfs, but it’s bizarre to see people with #MAGA or some libertarian slogan in their twitter bios to be in these transphobic discussions, suddenly so invested in male violence against women to the point of calling trans activists “nazis” and “fascists”… like it shouldn’t add up, but conservatives are great at dogpiling onto moral panics that they don’t fully understand, even when the call is coming from inside the house.

#if you find yourself on the same side of the debate as jordan peterson or ron desantis #you’re fucked #i’m just not interested in sharing the same talking points as white supremacists #trans rights #fuck terfs

[intergalactic-io]

If you want to rescue the princess, you’ll have to get past

Sir Grandma!

#jetpack #nonsense #hello tumblr #tumblr #jetpack mobile #I’ve seen her enough #fanfic #fan fiction #sir grandma #go ahead #challenge her #she’s a grandma #how hard could it be to defeat sir grandma #natural 1 #sorry m8 #you’re fucked #dnd #ttrpg #homebrew #+20 knitting #+20 baking #+20 grandma smell

[asteroidtroglodyte]

#troglodyte thoughts #free range sustainable shitpost #anti doomscroll patrol #fuck advertisers #fuck youth worship #you’re just getting started sweetie #there’s so much plot left to uncover

[thatrandomblogsays]

Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)

Percy, listening to this on the train

#STOP TRAUMATIZING THIS CHILD PLEASE #this is what it’s like when you were raised in a loving home and you find out your friend wasn’t #but they don’t know they weren’t #so you’re like um hey that’s fucked up and sometimes a crime? #you tell them parents are supposed to love you as is without earning it and they don’t believe you #you can hear the therapy bill racking up #annabeth chase #Percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #mine #adding on to my tags because some people are debating if that’s how love works #love is meant to be a mutual exchange and something that grows over time between two people as their bond grows #whereas how Annabeth says it #in my opinion at least #she had to do XY and Z to be worthy of thalias love before receiving it #like with her mother #she has to be amazing before Athena is proud of her #vs Athena being proud of her just for being her daughter #that being said I’m not hating on a traumatized child having potentially negative and toxic patterns #more pointing out the comedy of the scene from Percy’s perspective who has a good grasp on healthy vs unhealthy relationships

[stil-lindigo]

frankly, the people whose kneejerk reaction to bisan asking for a global strike form the 21st-28th is to say that it takes years to organize a general strike are really unhelpful! no one is saying otherwise, but palestine will be a smoking crater if we all wait for years to do anything - bisan is asking us to do something now. Like are we only supposed to do something if we can do it perfectly??? At some point it’s a valid critique about the work that goes into social movement, and at another point I feel like some people are just trying to absolve themselves from not putting any effort into observing a week of economic inaction.

like idk! I get it, okay! People have bills to pay that don’t magically go away for a strike, we don’t have nearly enough social infrastructure in place to support people to fully stop going to work for a week. But fuck, dude! Stop immediately responding in such a defeatist way! Cut out unnecessary purchases! Try to shop local! Put more effort into promoting Palestinian voices online! Attend a protest, call a local rep, do something!

#like am I going insane #why did I see a post with thousands of notes on it talking about how it doesn’t make sense to be asking for this sort of action #it doesn’t make SENSE? #like god! I hope you’re taking other more sensible courses of action then! #fucks sake man #bisan is living through a waking nightmare and some of you are so pedantic and miserly #palestine #free Palestine

[greelin]

people when trauma victims act traumatized especially in a way that is unpalatable to them because it involves lashing out and unpredictable moods and having boundary issues rather than just being demure, sad, and consumable

#the surprise at unpredictability is always so fucking baffling to me. this is someone who’s been under extreme stress/duress #for ages. Do you think you can just bounce back. regulate everything immediately. when you’ve been in Survival Mode your whole #fucking life. LOL #you don’t just fucking Know how to be a human being. magically. because you’re out of the situation now. like.

[craftbadger]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

#whenever you’re sad you’re a blorbo #you’d be someones fucking comfort character #and they’d want to see how you grow #after the hardships you’ve suffered #romanticize yourself #romanticize your life #idk who needs to hear this #positivity #blorbo #weird positivity #textpost #relatable #weirdly inspiring

[frownyalfred]

my favorite thing in Justice League fics is when a character fucks up so badly that their only option is to go talk to Batman. And they still — still — take a moment to figure out how desperate they are before going.

Bruce has such “don’t bother me, I’m working, also why the hell would you do that” disapproving dad energy. It’s stunning.

#bruce wayne #batman #justice league #jl #dc #dc comics #when Clark tells you to go see batman you know you’re fucked #it’s like mom saying to go talk to dad #and dad is working in the basement with his tools swearing