#you might have to turn your volume up to hear her 😭

[willabee]

willabee meowing at a ladybug on the ceiling

#you might have to turn your volume up to hear her 😭 #it's so hard to catch her meowing on video #I had a better video but. was accidentally on camera mode and not recording JDHDHDHDHDHDH #willabee #willaTV

[petersbaby]

This one is nasty but there’s a twist at the end lol

Pick one: steddie x reader

Warnings: good grief. uhhh. Smut. Pure, absolute smut.

I’m a little insecure about this one and I think I might go to hell for it 😭

-

“No, listen, you’ve GOTTA pick.” Eddie implores. He and Steve are having their most common and frequent debate on which one of them has better hair.

You roll your eyes. “No, YOU listen. Both of you have nice hair, I’m not gonna pick one.”

“Okay sure but mine has the fluff factor. Steve has a little volume, sure, but mine is curly and poofy. It’s badass.”

“Dude, ‘poofy’ is not a word and it definitely isn’t badass.” Steve responds back as if the other boy was talking to him.

They were like little kids. Always bickering and trying to make you be the referee.

The next weekend, you were back at Steve’s house with the whole friend group. It wasn’t a party, just a hangout. No one was drinking, just sitting around in the living room eating snacks, talking, watching TV. Your head turns quickly when you hear the front door open.

They were trying to do it quietly, sneakily, but the door made a creaking sound as it opened up and you caught them. The two boys, Eddie and Steve, were giggling like crazy and whispering to eachother. Once they get inside and close the door, coming closer to where you sat at the end of the couch, you ask them where they went and how long they were gone.

“Oh, you know, nowhere..” Steve giggles.

You take a deep breath in. “Okay, nevermind. You went to smoke, I can smell it.”

Steve whispers to Eddie, something about the kitchen and sure enough, that’s where they head. Nobody but you pays much kind to them walking around and being weird, it was the usual. They come back to where everyone is hanging out, can of soda in each boy’s hands.

They plopped down on the large sectional couch, glued by the hip. At least they weren’t bickering, you thought, and continued on watching the movie that was playing on Steve’s parent’s big screen TV with no worries as they were out of town.

-

At some point near the end of the movie, the two brown haired boys snuck up the stairs and presumably into Steve’s room. You didn’t think anything of it or even really notice it. Up there, Steve was pressed up against the door as soon as it shuts behind them, the metal head kissing him feverishly.

Their little grunts filled the air, turning more into moans as time went on, Steve’s hands in Eddie’s hair and Eddie’s hands wrapped around Steve’s neck. Both pulling each other closer, as close as they possibly could until their bodies were rubbing up against each other and Eddie felt Steve’s hard-on pressed into him and they swapped spit in an intense make out session.

Only a few minutes later, Steve was creeping down the stairs to approach you and pull you to the side.

“What??” You question, and he still has the dumb high look on his face.

“Need you to come here, we’ve gotta question for you.” He whispers.

“Let me guess, you want me to settle some kind of stupid little argument you’re having.”

“Maybe. Come on.”

He’s leading you up the stairs by your wrist, as if you don’t already know the way to his bedroom. Once you get in, he locks the door behind you and you confusedly search for Eddie, who’s laying back in the bed and palming at himself lazily through his jeans.

You return your gaze to Steve, who is in a rush to unbuckle his belt clumsily to free his hard on that you hadn’t previously noticed.

“What the fuck-“ you start to question, incredibly confused and flustered.

“Listen. I just need you to say for the record that my cock is nicer than Eddie’s. He thinks his is better, and it’s totally not.”

“Dude, shut up, let her decide.” Eddie chimes in.

“You want me to… what, rate your dicks? This game has gone a little too far.”

“Come on, please…” they both look up at you with desperate eyes as Steve sat down and joined the other boy on his bed.

“Okay, fine, fuck it.” You decide.

They giggle a little more, delighted at your willingness to participate. You can’t just focus on one of them as they’re both hastily attempting to take their pants off at the same time until they’re sat in front of you, bare besides a shirt.

Your eyes go to Eddie, who is stroking himself and looking at you expectantly. Your breath falters, overwhelmed at the sight, a part of him you’d never seen before. Steve notices your attention on the other boy and interjects.

“His only looks big because his hand is small. Here, look.” He reaches over and replaces Eddie’s hand with his own on Eddie’s cock, hands considerably larger.

“Jesus Christ. Is this something normal guys do or is this just part of your weird little bromance?” You struggle in effort to get the words out, all focus on the scene playing out in front of your eyes.

“Nothin’ weird about it, we help each other out.” Steve brings his hand to his own erection,

seemingly painful with how hard it looks. He strokes it a few times, and your eyes dart back and forth between the two of them.

“Well? What do you think?” Eddie asks hopefully.

“I think…. I might have to run some tests before I come to a conclusion.”

“Yeah?”

“Mhm.”

You climb onto the bed after kicking your shoes off. “Come, eds.”

The boy scrambles to get closer to you as you lean back and he hovers above. You part your legs, allowing him between them and letting his cock rub against your wet pussy in the process. Only a thin cotton barrier lies between, and Eddie quickly removes it.

“You’re first. Let me see how you feel.”

“Fuck, okay.” He breathes, spitting into his hand to cover his dick with saliva and breaches your entrance, quickly filling you up.

Your eyes clamp shut, overwhelmed at the sensation all happening at once. You feel his breath dangerously close to your face, slightly opening your eyes to close the short distance and find his lips with yours. It was quick, it was frenzied, a little haphazard. He fucked you relentlessly as he allowed you to moan and pant into his mouth.

“Shit, harder, Eddie please.” The sensation is building. It spills over incredibly soon after he speeds up, increasing the force at the same time. Your nails dig into his shoulders and then his back, not remembering at what point his shirt was removed but not caring.

You can’t get the words out before you’re coming all around him and his head falls forward into your shoulder as he feels you squeeze him, focused on forcing himself to not finish yet. You push him away, and he pulls out of you with protest in his eyes but not speaking a word as he falls back on the bed. He slowly starts to squeeze his shaft, up and down with the help of your juices and cum all around his cock to lubricate it.

“Now you, Stevie, wanna feel you too.” And it takes a split second for him to move closer to you, a burst of dominance coming out of thin air that allows him to forcefully flip you over to your stomach. You try your best to arch your back for him but his big hands pressing down on your lower back prevents it.

He starts to slide inside of you from behind, taking it slower than Eddie had. Halfway through his length, you try to push back against him to get more, whining. He grips your ass tightly and pushes the rest of the way in, filling you out deliciously with a little sting, a little stretch. He was desperate to make you cum as soon as possible, sooner and harder than Eddie had.

He grabbed your hips, pulling you up on your knees with legs spread wide for him. When he started to thrust in doggy-style, you could feel him reaching and repeatedly hitting the perfect spot deep inside your pussy that the previous boy didn’t find.

“Oh my god, oh my god,” you cried, unable to think about anything but the feeling.

“Fuck, she’s so tight, eds.” He comments to Eddie, and he just nods, watching his friend fail you.

“So big, so perfect,” you praise, trying to breathe in some air as your face was being pushed into the mattress but you didn’t mind.

“Yeah? Am I big, princess? You like it?”

“Mmmhm.”

“Cum for me then, show me how much you like it.”

You buried your face into the bedding again to muffle the moans falling out of your mouth once you fell over the edge, soon also noticing the sensation that you were gushing all over. The fluid leaked and ran all down your legs, your body shaking. After riding through your orgasm, Steve pulls out and flips you over once more.

Eddie comes to kneel next to you, cock hovering over your face as he started to jerk it hard, and you open your mouth wide with your tongue out. Steve stays between your legs, also furiously stroking himself until his hot cum shoots up your torso.

From your lower stomach to your belly button, up to the top of your ribcage, you were painted. Eddie groans, presumably after watching that happen, spilling all over your tongue. You tried to swallow it all down as he gave you more and more until his entire load was done.

-

“Y/N, hey.” You feel a hand on your arm, shaking it gently, and recognize the voice that awoke you to be Steve.

“You fell asleep, are you alright?” He asks, a cold hand pressing against your forehead as though to check for a fever.

“She’s fine, dude. Was probably just tired.” Eddie tells him.

Your eyes come back into focus, looking around at the empty living room and then down at yourself where you’d curled up on the couch and fell asleep on a throw pillow. You grunt as you sit up. “Yeah, was tired. ‘M sorry.” You state, in a sleep filled voice.

“It’s okay, princess. You want me to drive you home or do you want to sleep over here at Steve’s?” Eddie asks you. “I was just about to head out.”

“Wanna stay. Too sleepy.” You lay your head back down, comfortable and not wanting to step outside into the cool air and ride all the way back you your house.

“Alright, take care of her Stevie. I’ll see you guys.” Eddie walks out the door, keys in hand.

Steve takes yours, trying to pull you up off the couch to which your mumble in protest.

“C’mon, let’s get you into bed, then.”

“Nuh-uh.” You sigh, already drifting back to sleep.

“I know what you want. Fine.” He says dramatically, as if you’ve just caused him the biggest inconvenience of his life. He picks you up bridal style and carries you up the stairs. He plops you down on the guest bedroom’s mattress, pulling back the comforter and tucking you in as you continued dreaming.

#eddie munson #eddie munson x fem reader #steddie #steddie smut #steddie x reader #steddie x y/n #eddie munson brainrot #eddie stranger things #eddie munson smut #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington smut #steve x eddie

[gunnerfc]

Martha Thomas NSFW Alphabet (18+, minors DNI!)

AN: I think this was the oldest nsfw alphabet request I had so, sorry to the anon that requested this that it took me ages 😭

A: Aftercare

So soft after sex, will whisper cute things as your breathing evened out

B: Body Part (their favorite body part of themselves and their partner)

Martha’s favorite body part is her hands, she loves how easy it is to get you wound up

Her favorite body part of yours is your thighs, she loves having her head between them as she goes down on you

C: Cum (anything to do with cum)

Loves how you taste and will pull you into a deep kiss that has you both moaning at the taste of you on her lips

D: Dirty Secret 

Finds the idea of someone overhearing you very attractive

E: Experience (Are they experienced? Do they know what they are doing?) 

She is and you two have learned different things about yourselves since you started dating

F: Favorite Position 

She doesn’t have one, she just loves having her hands or mouth on you

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous?)

Can be a little giggly before or after sex but is mainly serious during sex

I: Intimacy (How intimate are they during the moment?)

So so intimate

J: Jack off (Masturbation HC) 

She doesn’t have an opinion on it, if you gotta get yourself off go for it

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks) 

Having people hear you, it boosts her ego

L: Location (Favorite place to have sex)

She’s not opposed to sex in hotels with your teammates next door or somewhere semi-public like a bar bathroom

M: Motivation (What turns them on?) 

Just kissing her is enough to have her head spinning

N: No (Something they wouldn't do)

She might like having people hear you but she doesn’t want anyone to actually catch you

O: Oral (Preference on giving or receiving)

Giving!

P: Pace (Fast & Rough? Slow & Sensual?) 

Slow and sensual but sometimes it can be fast yet sensual

Q: Quickie (Thoughts on quickies) 

She’s a fan of them and they happen often

R: Risk (Are they open to experimenting) 

She is if you are!

S: Stamina (How many rounds) 

You two go for shorter rounds but there are more of them

T: Toys 

You two have a strap that is used sometimes but Martha prefers using her fingers or mouth

U: Unfair (Do they like the tease)

She does tease you but most of her words are more like praise

V: Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make) 

You’re the louder one between the two of you but she can be loud sometimes too

W: Wild Card (Random HC)

During an away trip with the team, you two got lucky and were roomed together and took the opportunity to have sex and you had to keep a hand over your mouth the entire time because of the thin hotel walls

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It’s more in the middle but can be a bit higher sometimes

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

You both fall asleep pretty quickly after sex

#woso x reader #spurs women x reader #martha thomas #martha thomas x reader

[stxrvel]

and still (3.5)

series summary: you woke up from a long coma with no memory of a part of your life only to be told by your teammates that you're married to the man you hated seven years ago. even though that seemed to be the only problem, as time goes on you're realizing there's a lot more history and mystery behind the accident that left you in medical care for months. blackouts, more memory loss, mistrust and a strange man who seems to be connected to everything. every day it gets harder to trust anyone around you, but you won't stop until you can finally uncover the truth behind the accident.

chapter summary: the team has a curious discussion.

pairing: bucky barnes f!reader (the don't appear here)

words: less than 1k

warnings: none

note: i picture this like an interlude haha, it's like less than 800 words! really short. i thought i might give you an advance of what's really happening bc??? if you find out quickly what's happening don't tell me, let me live in a bubble where i'm perfect at hiding stuff 😭😭😭. just kidding haha, anyway, hope you all like this mini part! you can know some things about the team coming from this conversation... apart from the elephant in the room, of course. enjoy! 💜

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“There's no one else here but us.”

“We should be more careful, just the same.”

“Everyone wants to tell him, what's the point of being more careful at this point?”

Everyone looked away from the door to stare at Tony Stark's contracted face. The room at that moment seemed too small for what they intended to hide within those four walls.

“We can't make the decision to do this if you don't agree.”

Tony raised his head to look across the room at Steve. His ingrown eyebrows reflected the contradiction he must be carrying inside. The mechanic sighed, the feeling of defeat coursing through his entire body like the current of a river. He felt the same way he had felt the first time they had all had that conversation, when they made a decision that no one agreed with and the sighs of loss lingered for months as if they were in permanent mourning; when they had to refuse to help and still expected someone to help them at some point.

“Tony,” Stephen Strange's voice boomed in the silence, his dark eyes fixed on the man he was addressing. “You're right about one thing, we shouldn't have hidden that from the beginning…”

“But we couldn't break the promise we made,” Natasha interjected, her figure in the middle of the room.

“… However,” Stephen continued, “we can't afford to keep hiding it. It's too dangerous.”

Tony ran his hands over his face, his mood souring much more if possible. Stephen was right, he knew it, everyone knew it, but he couldn't convince his head to understand no matter how much he tried. All his instincts were screaming against that idea, even though it was the right thing to do, even though it was what they had to have done from the beginning.

“If we want to help her, we have to,” Steve added.

Clint was sitting next to him on the table. He had barely uttered a word since he arrived less than ten minutes ago. When he had entered the room, it was so full of shouting and opinions being thrown left and right that he decided to sit in the corner and turn down the volume on the device in his ear. A subdued silence with static reigned in his auditory field, he could still hear the voices of others if he concentrated on what they were saying. But the subject was causing him so much discouragement that he wasn't sure he wanted to understand what they were saying.

And still, from their faces he could understand everything. They were all agreeing to proceed, except Tony. The look of hopelessness he wore and the lack-luster eyes showed his reluctance to accede to the group's requests. Clint wasn't going to say it… but he felt similarly.

“She matters to you, doesn't she?” Stephen turned again to Tony, who with a wary look nodded. “Then you have to know that saying this is the only option we have to find out what's going on.”

Natasha knew Tony was going to give in, the guilt that gnawed at him wasn't going to let him put a life at risk. And still, she understood his dilemma. She had it herself every day she woke up and looked in the mirror, every time she brought up the subject with someone, every time she had to keep her thoughts to herself because it was too dangerous to say it out there out loud. Being on guard and having to be on her toes every moment was wearing her out, and only to find out that it had been in vain in the end. They hadn't won, even if the mission reports said otherwise.

“We're not getting out of this alive,” Tony finally let out.

It was true. They all knew it. Figuratively, it was what they'd all expected. They had been trying to handle it for so long that they were already a ticking time bomb. And still, they always allowed themselves to hope, because there was no way things could get any worse.

“We have to look for the right time,” the mechanic sighed.

Even though they should take that as a victory, every person in the room shuddered. It seemed that a frost had taken over the room and none were prepared for the cold it brought with it. They should feel glad that Tony had agreed to what they intended to do… and still, the feeling of hopelessness and defeat remained in the room, tied to their bones, carved into their minds.

--

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#bucky barnes x reader #bucky fanfic #bucky barnes angst #bucky fic #bucky x you #bucky barnes #james bucky barnes #avengers #bucky fluff #marvel #calmly remember #bucky barnes fanfiction #bucky x reader #bucky x y/n #winter soldier

[deathssunshine]

*Jumin Han and Victor Li cross over Head Cannon*

🤍A cross over of Jumin (mystic messenger) and Victor (Mr love queen's choice)🤍

~Description: I never really saw any fan fics out there of victor and jumin crossing over. I think they would be good friends in all honesty.~

Warning: bad language, two idiots being two idiots, jumin driving 😟 and victor almost dying several times. I tried to be serious for four dot points but ended up failing on the fifth, my shit taste in humor I'm sorry if the jokes are that bad 😭, SOME INFORMATION IS PROBABLY WRONG LMAO

Genre: man I love guys tits, I'm just bored

Word count:

Game: mystic messenger, Mr love queen choice

Pairings: no pairing just them being best friends

Character: Jumin Han and Victor Li

*Victor Li and Jumin Han cross over*

When they first meet it's for business reasons. Let's just say their fathers used to be good friends in university and haven't seen each other since then. They met at LFG for the first time and instantly knew they would get along. They shook hands and introduced themselves "I'm victor Li" "nice to meet you I'm Jumin Han".

From there they would go out to souvenir to get to know each other on the request of their fathers.

Earlier that day victor had made croissants that were still in the oven by the time he got back. He pulled them out of the oven and smiled at how good they looked. He then cut the croissants in half and put the best ham and cheese around and put it between the croissants. He brought the plates out to jumin and asked Mr mills to bring the coffee he had made.

They talked for a bit and jumin really admired victors cooking.

Jumin then went into a 30 minute rant about his cat Elizabeth the third.

"She sheds 3 to 28 strands of fur a minute" Jumin says proudly as he was showing victor shakey images of Elly. "... Why would you even count that? And why are you talking about her as if she is your daughter?" Victor would respond looking at the man as if he were insane. "Well first off, because she's my daughter and second of all, because she's my daught-... That reminds me of a conversation I had awhile ago about making scarves out of cat hair" "fucking what" "I should start looking into that again" "please shut up"

Jumin would then offer to drive (😟) victor somewhere, claiming he saw a nice place in the way to LFG. He would use the car driver Kim was using which was a loan and is great for city roads. At first it wasn't so bad, just a little rusty but not too bad for victor to worry over it. But then he takes a detour and drives off road onto a nature path somehow not crashing the car as he turns on the radio for it to be on a highosh volume where they have to raise their voice for each other to hear. Victor clings on for dear life starting to worry "How did you get your licence!" Victor yells as he thinks of any possible ways to get out. "Oh! It expired actually! Around I don't know.. 2 or 5 years ago?!" "WHAT" Jumin smiles as he turns the radio up even higher. The song playing is free bird specifically the "free bird yeah*guitar solo*" part which is at the very end of the song.

As the guitar solo plays jumin ends up driving off the cliff and they both end up in hospital 🤍

After recovering the two hang out again at the penthouse jumin is staying at. "I don't know anymore victor.. it just feels loose?" Jumin says standing in front of Victor, in only a bathrobe. "Why would your dick feel loose? It's not like it's screwed in. Are you missing a nut or something?" Victor says with a cocky grin. "Maybe.." he says. A nut and screw falls onto the floor then metal dick falls and all they can hear is the metal pipe sound. A rocket then shoots out of the tip and into victor sending him back to the hospital.

They become best friends and victor has this bathroom where they can shit AND arm wrestle at the same time!

How sweet is that!

Their cats would definitely be good friends too. Maybe they might fall in love.

"are you gay?" "Fuck you victor."

Lol thanks for reading -etchartfan

#Spotify #mlqc #mlqc victor #mr love queen choice #mr love queen choice victor #mr love victor #anime #mystic messeger headcanon #mystic messager #jumin fanfic #juminmysticmessenger #mysme #mysme jumin #does jumin han is gay #metal pipe #free bird yeah *guitar solo*

[t0rturedangel]

more david jones x reader fics would be sooo cool op 😭😭 ur the only one ive seen on this app even writing x reader fics for this fandom

｡ ⊹˚. 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐋𝐘 𝐁𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐃 ━

━ PARING :: David Jones x GN !! Reader ━ SUMMARY :: Having been inform of new cops entering your district you decided to go and greet them along with a fresh batch of cookies.

━ WARNINGS :: Swearing

━ FANDOM :: Criminal Case

━ A / N :: Sorry i havent been posting i've been really busy !! here you go though, i'll do the other requests asap. ALSO THIS IS IN 2ND PERSON. Might make this a series and reader is above 18 in this :))

You sighed, staring at the orange glow illuminating your kitchen from the oven. Some friends of yours told you that there were some cops that were visiting the district for a while: trying to keep it safe.

You appreciated that, while Grimsborough was a nice place there seemed to be quite a lot of crime happening since of late, even some petty crimes happening in your part of the city, though something told you that those petty crimes will soon escalate. Right now though you couldn't focus on that, you'll leave that to the cops.

Hearing the ding you smiled and got up from your chair that you placed in front of the oven. Quickly you opened the door and took the tray of the delicious treats, placing it on a cooling rack as you really, REALLY, didn't wanna burn anything. You sat back down onto your chair, waiting patiently, pulling out your phone you scrolled through social media.

Soon enough the cookies had cooled, but they were still warm. " Perfect " you muttered placing the goodies into a box and got up, putting on the most comfortable shoes you owned, getting ready to leave and find the cops. Once you did, get ready you grabbed your belongings which consisted of :: Keys, bag, headphones, phone, cookies. Smiling in a satisficed way you turned and left your dorm / house walking out onto campus.

You tried to ignore all the cheerleaders and Jocks conversing to each other about stupid rumors about your friends, classmates . . . you. Yeah, they loved to talk shit about you and others, but god forbid if someone talks bad about them. While walking you didn't notice the person you were about to bump into and when you did a jumbled of profanities and apologies left your mouth. Stumbling back you stared at the person, who turned out to be one of your classmates :: Tess.

" Oh- shit- Hi Tess! " you smiled at her, Tess was to your knowledge really cool though she was a bit weird as she seemed to be completely obsessed with crime and murder. Tess looked back at you, her annoyed expression turned into a neutral and a somewhat slightly happy one, she returned your smile. " Hello Y/n, have you heard about the police officers that are here ? " She asked, clearly getting excited making you laugh

" Well, yes i have ! Im going to go find them so i can give them some cookies " You kept smiling, Tess's mouth made an 'O' shape before her previous grin returned " Oh? I just saw one of them! over there " she turned behind her and pointed, you looking over her shoulder to see a man, scrolling through his phone :: Clearly not a college student, he had gray-ish brown hair and blue eyes, he was decently tall and didnt seem so bad. You thanked Tess, offering her one of the cookies which she refused to eat, you then left speed walking over to the officer.

" Hey ! Mister- uhh cop ? " You raised your voice to a volume he could here and he did, he turned his head and raised a brow pointing to himself making you nod and speed up. As soon as you reached him you greeted him once more " Hi ! You're one of the cops that came here to protect us, right ? " the guy nodded, a sudden grin appearing on his face " Yes i am, can i help you ? " " Oh well i dont have a crime to report, at least not yet, i came here to welcome you and give you these ! " You shoved the box of sweet treats in his face, waiting for his reaction or respons.

" Wow- really? all this for uh- for me? " he sheepishly grinned, staring at the box which let out a sweet chocolatey smell. You nodded letting him grab the box and shove at least 3 cookies down his throat making you laugh slightly. " I'm Y/n L/n ! Im one of the students here ! " the cop gulped the cookie down and smiled at you. " Im officer David Jones ! " you grinned at him, nodding. His name was basic, which kinda fitted him since he seemed like a basic man.

Just as you were about to speak, the bell rung throughout the scool signaling the start of classes, you groaned looking at the cop. Sighing you smiled and said your goodbyes, getting ready to leave.

" Good bye Officer Jones! I'll see you later, right? "

" Mhm ! "

#criminal case #david jones x reader #david jones criminal case #criminal case grimsborough #criminal case x reader #requested #first request !! #Franciss-Online writes #I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN #reader is a baker #reader is over 18 #possible romantic love #part 2??