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fun things i noticed rewatching npmd act 1:
sam sweetly was investigating richies death
richie messed with his fingers absentmindedly
everyone pronounces stephs last name correctly (law-ter) except the teacher (low-ter) because teachers cant pronounce peoples names correctly
pete is almost always curled into himself while steph is almost always sat more like. outward. i dont know how to describe it.
petes plaid on his suspenders and bowtie matches stephs flannel
stephanie wears a lot of jewellery
ruth and richie hold on to pete at the end of “literal monster”’s first chorus
the literal monster choreogrophy fucking SLAPS byw
richie is such a bitch “its LIPSCHITZ 🙄🙄” “i never intended to walk through your hallway”
richie keeps his hands under his armpits most of the time
graces little “mhm. mhm.” after she says “his name is jesus christ” >>>
max and grace nodding at eachother is never not going to be funny to me
kyle is max’s biggest hype-man. homosexual activity if you ask me.
ruth and the nerd in purple enter the stage hiding behind the bleachers during max’s verse
“next time youre going to cheat do it like a lauter and dont get caught” so solomon most likely got to his position illegally
“somebody WALKS to the office with STEPHANIE LAUTER 🙄” richie is a Bitch
ruth cares very deeply about library rules
she immediately stops caring about them as soon as stephanie lauter calls him
ruth rolls her eyes when richie starts his “aot > star wars shit”, so shes clearly heard this a shit ton before
petes jumper also matches stephanies foannel
pete is in the shadows for a good part of cooler than i think i am because he keeps walking through them
as soon as the bridge is done he goes from being in the light to beingbik the shadows again
peter can also be a bitch
max doesnt come from money
max started being a prick in 4th grade
jason seems to be an actually good dude.
max has a major god complex obviously but like. it is bad. it is BAD.
mark, despite being married to her, calls graces mom ‘mother’
graces mom also wears butterfly clips
richies side eye the second steph walks over im DECEASED.
richie looks so horrified by steph touching him
cooler than him tune plays when they walk into the boys bathroom
richie side-eyes people a lot
“steph-an-ie”
pete’s “grace 🙄” i love him hes so bitchy
hatchet town tune plays in the bg a lot
richie naruto runs into the waylon place
richie is VERY excited by the plan “WE’LL MAKE HIM SHIT HIS PANTS 😁”
petes a marvel nerd. he does both the hulk and spidermans gestures
richie is ruths wingman confirmed
richie fiddles with the little tassles on petes jacket
max is very good at puns
will is scarily good at sounding like blood is coming out of his mouth
pete has a very short temper
grace actively cheers for ruth after she cuts off max’s nips
stacy calls richie “mr. lipschitz”. for some reason.
THE HARMONIES IN GO GO NIGHTHAWKS ARE SO GOOD
richie calls jason jace :(( /pos
“theyre my bros for life” they said ONE nice thing to you get some standards i BEG
richies face immeidately dropping as soon as max says “richieee”
richies wearing 4 layers on top and a pair of shorts. transgender.
max’s blood is sparkly.
max shakes his hand after touching richie
max thinks people in the smoke club are cool
max locks the door on richie
he does the choreo from thriller by michael jackson
richies squeal after max makes him fall
max is heavy projecting onto richie
max seems genuinely pissed when richie says ‘im not a loser.’ he only chills when richie says ‘please don’t kill me’.
he taunts richie by calling him his actual name. he never called richie his real name, only shit-lips. false sense of security type shit.
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naruto blogging part 3.
naruto actually has a couple chapters where he introspects and reflects on his childhood. it also includes a fist fight against his persona 4 style shadow self. he is no less unhinged about sasuke for this. sasuke on the other hand oh yeah not a shred of reflection or lessons learned, he's running full throttle on emotions only not a single thought in that boys head. no thoughts head empty only angst and violence.
if the jinchuuriki seal weakens during pregnancy why do you keep sealing them in women.
make kakashi a part of anbu at like 12 and sends him of deadly assasinations. but no he cant fight the kyuubi at 15 like lol he's definitely seen worse at this point
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538 kishimoto is so trying to make this a thing. he just thought of it and now is trying to retcon the series, again. because none of the spars or fights until now have had this finger thing.
Kishimoto is a master of asspull no jutsu and retcon no jutsu and sudden power up no jutsu but it usually its at least connected. Like with itachi/sasukes sharingan with the left and right eyes just like how amaterasu and tsukiyomi were born of izanagi washing his left and right eyes. And then susanoo finished out the trio of powers/gods. I guess also foreshadowing that izanagi is also a jutsu. Havent seen izanami yet tho.
oh im not done got about another 160 chapters but i've been skipping around and jumping back and forth between the anime and manga. the anime has filler but a lot of the filler is actually pretty decent (and the only time women get screentime) the anime also includes novel information and in some plaes the pacing and presentation of events is actually better. i also got nostalgic and reread some of og naruto
when i said i was talking about drawing naruto i wasn't saying the the series in general i mean the obnoxious hyperactive orange jumpsuit wearing idiot. idk how much you saw but mid 2000s had loads of fan art like this was just after shippuden released and when people drew naruto in his 20s it was always with longer hair which i think is interesting since kishimoto gave him short short hair for his 30s. there's also the changing artstyle from the first anime to the newest as well as in the manga and i find that all interesting so i was thinking of making a refernce sheet for naruto essentially detailing how his appearance changes over time filled with head canons of course.
oh when i say filler i dont just mean filler episodes. the episodes themselves are often paced slow to drag things out or have unnecessary flashbacks. so you have opening and sponsors 2min replay of last part of earlier ep 5min ed + preview + skit 3min +3 min of flashbacks and at a 23min run time theres only really about 10min of content per ep
i think i said this before but wow i feel bad for the ninetails and bijuu. confined and sometimes chained or speared to pin them in place, stripped of bodily autonomy. their chakara or even their body parts or physical form are controlled by another person. because people are jealous of their power, because they do not look human. i have much empathy for the Other, its quite reasonable they want to destroy konoha
Sasuke's hair after the manga ends sucks so like all of boruto im ignoring it. Thinking back a lot of 2010 boys had the cockatoo hair: sasuke, allen walker, noctis, riku?. Anyways long hair could look good one him, tied back like itachi but keeping the bangs. I can understand wanting to hide the rinnegan but sasuke already was THE emoboy of the 2000s he doesnt need to look more emo. But if he had long hair would it be flat like itachi or spikey like madara?
Back to the double suicide pact. I've mainly heard about double suicides in japan in the context of lovers' suicide (i think hxh references this too) where two lovers decide to simultaneously kill themselves because circumstances wont allow them to be together in this life in hopes they can be together in the next. And thats literally what naruto proposes. Ah where the quote... Its like if we die i will no longer be the jinchuriki and you'll no longer be an uchiha we will be free of our burdens. If i cant be with you in this life i'd rather die and wait to be reincarnated with you. Naruto chooses death with sasuke over life as hokage im not over this. I'll take all your hatred so that you are freed from it. Like, bruh, wow.
Another thing i dont like about boruto is that naruto and sasuke dont have matching arms anymore. Its important that they match
having the sharingan evolve into the rinnegan is classic kishimoto bullshit. he just wanted another power level up. the sharingan is so closely tied to the uchiha clan with shinto imagery and then the rinnegan… well its used to create cheap narrative tension to give naruto an op villian to fight via nagato. the rinnegan is associated with buddhist imagery and divinity in naruto-verse and gets like the most random mix of powers kishimoto was clearly scrapping the dregs of his brain for cool power ideas. the 6 paths worked for the pain aesthetic but does mesh at all with the rinnegan's status as ultimate eye. you get attraction/repulsion, mechs, soul extraction, big animal summon, chakra absorption, revive the dead, some other weird summon. basically its whatever kishimoto needed at the time to make pain threatening with his usual 0 thoughts given to the implication for the whole series.
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Boruto x Milfs lemons (boruto x sakura, boruto x ino, boruto x temari) by lolilemongirl
Anime » Naruto Rated: M, English, Romance & Adventure, Sakura H., Ino Y., Temari, Boruto U., Words: 7k+, Favs: 170, Follows: 147, Published: Dec 11, 2020 Updated: Jan 30, 2021
32Chapter 1: 1- Aunt Sakura's treatment
Okay, so i'm starting off by saying i DO NOT own Naruto or anything else in this story,
i mean, its obvious, but a lot of authors do it, so...
This is my first lemon i'm writing, so please bear with me.
this is a lemon and may be offensive to certain people due to some fetishes characters have.
only go forward if you are more than 18 years old! okay, so lets begin...
Boruto's vacations had just begun, he was so exited about this!
But there was one problem... there was something wrong with his cock, it had erected hours ago, but it wasn't calming down no matter what he tried.
He couldn't go in front of his friends like that! His friends would be outside by 10 in the morning and it was 9 in the present.
he pushed his cock between his own thighs to hide it and slowly walked outside his door, making sure he didn't look like he was doing something fishy...his mom had the byakugan after all!
"Well, i'm off for playing, mom!" He shouted as he waved. Hinata waved back, smiling.
As soon as he was at a safe distance from Hinata, he ran as fast as he could to the leaf hospital. He raced up with difficulty because of his cock swinging around, up the staircase to the third floor of the first building.
he glanced at all the nameplates of the doors he passed quickly and halted when he arrived at the name he wanted to see: Sakura Haruno, the best medical ninja of the present era, and also the person he loved secretly.
He knocked on the door once, he knocked on the door.
"shit," he whispered, he hadn't thought about the fact he it's not right to talk about this to Her. She would feel weird.
He turned around and got ready to run back, but the door opened and a beautiful woman with shiny pink hair, captivating green eyes and a hell of a body appeared at the door.
"Oh, Boruto!"She said, her widened eyes slowly calmed and beautiful lips formed a smile, "what happened? Sarada causing any trouble?"
Boruto, who was lost in her eyes, quickly responded, "Uhh... No!"
Sakura raised an eyebrow, "Then why are you here? are you sick?"
Boruto looked down for a while and thought, 'Aunt Sakura is trustworthy, i can tell her this stuff, even if she cant help me, she wont tell mom or dad...'
"Ummm..." he hesitated.
"Hmm? What is it?"
"This might be a little awkward, but it's a holiday for all the other medics and you're the best medical ninja that exists, and-"
"Get to the point already!" She interrupted, she was starting to get irritated, he was cute, and she subconsiously adored him, but was this a prank she was playing?
"Oh! Okay.." He said, "I've had this erection for a few hours now, and i don't know how to bring it to normal"
Sakura blushed slightly at the word 'erection'
She didn't want to be looking at her friends' son's cock, but it was her duty to help a fellow konohagakure ninja.
"Alright, let's have a look"
...
Boruto had sat on the bed in the hospital room and sakura was getting her gloves ready, in case a surgery was needed.
She walked up to Boruto and said, "Okay, now remove your trousers, we'll have a look at this"
Boruto's face reddened, "C-can you close the door?"
"but there's nobody h-"
"please?"
Sakura sighed and walked to the door and closed it. Boruto then placed his hands on his belt and removed it, he slowly opened his pant to show a bulge in that was hidden in his baggy pants. Sakura was shocked at the size of the bulge on his pants
"My underwear...? can i keep them on...?" he asked
"How am i supposed to check it with something covering it?" she said, blushing.
She didn't think it'd be this embarassing! Boruto pulled open his underwear to reveal a 9 inch cock standing straight up.
Sakura felt slightly turned on, it had been at least 11 years since she last had it with sasuke. 'this is my friends' son', she reminded herself.
She walked up to Boruto, looked at his cock, she slowly raised her head and looked at Boruto. When their eyes met, they both looked away. She looked down at his cock and examined it further.
"It's nothing serious" she said.
"R-Really?"
"Yep, its just that your orgasm is stuck inside because you've never actually orgasmed even though it built up there a lot... Don't you masturbate?"
"N-No..." he said, blushing harder, "mom has the byakugan..."
"Oh, yeah..."
"i don't know if we can do anything, but-"
Sakura looked beautiful that day, Boruto couldn't help but stare at her with awe.
"The medical facility is protected form byakugan users," Sakura said, "You could do it over here"
Boruto blushed, "C-Can you help?"
'This is a favour im doing for a fellow konoha ninja.' Sakura thought. But deep down she knew she had feelings for boruto.
FINALLY, THE LEMON BEGINS...
she held his cock, "let's get started, shall we?"
Boruto turned red and nodded slightly.
She lowered herself and positioned herself, she licked up his shaft, he moaned softly. She slowly licked his thick cock upwards, he gripped the side of the bed as his cock twitched.
Sakura opened her mouth and put Boruto's cock into it, she slowly pushed the large member into her mouth, inch by inch, till it was half inside her throat, it barely fit inside, Sakura was gagging. she slowly bobbed her head up and down licking violently as she went, both of them started moaning.
"It feels...too good." Boruto said.
'His cock is so big, i can barely breathe,' Sakura thought, 'Ohh, man, his precum is tasty'
Boruto gaped at the beautiful sight, a beautiful woman was so close to him, licking him, her aroma reached him. her hair fell down and covered her eyes, she slowly pulled it behind her ears as she moved her head, licking his cock. She looked up at him and smiled seductively.
"Aaaahh, i think something is coming" Boruto said as his cock twiched violently and out shot out a white liquid and emptied into sakura's mouth.
Sakura's mouth was puffed up, this was way more cum than Sasuke ever made! Sakura swallowed it, she got up and combed her hair behind her ears and licked the sticky cum that drooped out of her mouth
"Mmh, so tasty." Sakura said, forgetting about the fact she was only helping him masturbate.
Boruto smiled back, but now sakura's face was shocked. His cock was the same size.
"Oh my" she sighed.
Boruto got up from his bed and jumped on Sakura and pushed her to the next bed in the room.
"What the heck are you doing?!" She shouted, turning red.
"Please, can i have sex with you?" he violently kissed her and twirled his arms around her. She broke the kiss and pushed his head away from her's.
"Boruto, you know we can't" She said, "I'm your mom's best frien-"
"Please, Aunt Sakura" Boruto pleaded, "I want you to be my first"
Sakura looked at the face of her young nephew
"Only if you keep this a secret" She blushed as she accepted his proposal.
"I promise" he said, "I won't do anything that can put you in trouble, Aunt Sakura."
"Don't call me that when we're alone! You can call me anything you want to" she smiled at him seductively.
"Even Optimus Prime?" he interjected and winked at her.
she made a cute angry face while smiling, "Aargh, you're gonna be punished so bad!"
She pulled him into a kiss, nibbling on his upper lip while he did the same.
Boruto slid his arms around her and she did the same. Boruto's dick grew more than what they were and were pressing into sakura's leg
she slowly licked his teeth with her tongue and he opened his mouth for her. their tongues clashed as they intertwined and swirled around until they had to stop to catch their breath.
The room was filled with the moaning of the two, they wrestled and moved around the bed as they went on.
Sakura pulled back.
"What happened?" boruto asked.
"I'm going to get this show started ."
She reached to the end of her shirt and pulled it open, Boruto stared at her D-cup breasts in her bra as they jiggled in the force she pulled her shirt open with.
'they're huge!' boruto thought.
she unclipped her bra and it revealed her bare breasts.
"You want to play with them?" she said.
"Can i?" he asked to make sure
"Yes Boru" she said, smiling. boruto reached out and held her soft breasts and squeezed them, boruto gaped at how soft they were, he had never even had a pillow this soft!
"They're beautiful!" Boruto said, sakura turned red and grinned.
Sakura moaned when he groped her, she pulled his head close and he licked her nipple multiple times, slowly he started sucking them with force, she moaned loudly.
good thing the room was sound-proof!
She pushed boruto up a bit, he was practically sleeping on her. He got up from the bed, Sakura lied down comfortably on the bed.
She pulled down her pants and slowly, her panties as well. In a few moments, she was completely naked. Boruto gaped at her beautiful body.
she put her fingers around her moist opening that dripped, "Go ahead, insert it."
Boruto got on the bed, he looked at sakura and she nodded aprovingly
Boruto grabbed his still enormous cock and inserted it in sakura's pussy, Sakura's pussy tightened as it stretched with the size of his member. Sakura let out a small scream.
"This- this feels better than your mouth!" he screamed.
Boruto's heart was beating so fast he could even hear it.
"Boruto, it's so big!"
Sakura moaned as he slowly pushed the cock inside, after a while, Sakura could feel it pressing her womb.
"Okay, start, honey" she said smiling seductively as she struggled and caught her breath.
Boruto held her hips and started pushing as hard as he could, moans filled the air as they moved with force.
Boruto kissed Sakura violently and their tongues interacted, moving with the same speed.
"I love you, Boruto!" she said as she moaned violently.
"I love you too, Sakura!"
He licked her nipples and sucked on them, sakura gripped the bed and held boruto's head as he sucked her nipples. She started moaning louder as they went.
"I- Boruto, i'm cumming!" she screamed.
"Me too!" He screamed, removing his mouth from her nipples.
The splurting noises of their semen was overclouded by their loud moan.
They both struggled to catch their breath. they looked at each other and smiled. Sakura wiped the semen leaking from her pussy and licked it.
"Here, let me clear that for you" she reached up to his now smaller member and sucked it slowly. He was getting aroused and his member grew again.
"Aargh" he let out one last moan and emptied his cum into sakura's stomach.
...
They put on the clothes and started to clean up the cum they spilt on the bed and changed the bedsheet, they rearranged the beds which they moved during the intense movement of the two.
"You're so beautiful Saku" Boruto said as they rested after their cleaning up. "Thank you, boru, you're handsome as well" They both blushed.
Their eyes met and they kissed one last time.
It was 11 o clock by the time they were finished kissing and boruto had to figure out an excuse for being late.
Sakura kissed him goodbye.
"Can i come over later?" he asked.
Sakura looked at boruto seductively and suggested, "You can come over whenever you like."
They kissed one last time.
"I love you so much." Boruto said.
"I love you the same, baby" Sakura smiled.
Boruto and Sakura were going to have a secret relationship, and they decided to meet each other every day from that day
Okay, guys i hoped you liked this one.
This was just an intro, so it might not be as good as the upcoming chapters, just saying.
i'm also new at lemon writing, so my work will get better as you go
I will be making more chapters with borusaku and other pairings with boruto, you guys can suggest which milfs to pair him with, they can be younger also, it's your choice.
Please leave a review if you enjoyed.
Until next time, Bye-bye! ;3
2: 2- Sexy stay-over at Aunt Saku's
Hey guys! I'm back!
This one is also going to be a boruto x sakura in the next one, more milfs are coming, so get ready!
again, this contains smut, so if you're less than 18, go away, blah blah blah..
okay, i'll start now.
It had been over a week since boruto and sakura had their "bonding session", Boruto and Sakura, who was his parents' best friend, had a secret relationship that they couldn't diclose.
They had a huge age gap, but they loved each other deeply and missed each other.
Luck had hit Boruto, The hyuga had several meetings and Hinata had to go there.
His friends shikadai and inojin were training their ino-shika-cho formation, and couldn't play that day, so Hinata needed someone to babysit boruto. Hinata asked Sakura whether she could do it, and Sakura agreed. little did she know sakura was actually going to sit on her baby!
Hinata asked Boruto if he was fine with it, and he played it cool and responded with
"That's fine, i guess."
Hinata and Boruto walked to Sakura's home, Hinata told boruto that sakura had board games at home, and he could play board games with her and sarada.
'shit' Boruto thought, he didnt think sarada would be home, she was a nuisance, and he wont be able to bang sakura if she was home.
Hinata went on by telling him she would be there to pick him up at 6 pm, and that Sakura cooks well, so he can be assured he would like it. Boruto kept nodding as they walked. All the fun was spoilt because of sarada.
Hinata knocked on the door.
The door opened and the beautiful figure of Sakura came out.
"Oh, hey guys!" She said, glancing at boruto and hinata.
"Hi, Sakura" Hinata said, "I'll drop him off now"
"Sure."
"Where's sarada?" Hinata asked, looking around.
"Oh, she's off with her dad for training." Sakura said, Boruto smiled slightly, but tried to hide it.
"Ohh"
"Don't worry, he'll be in my care" Sakura smiled, Hinata smiled and nodded aprovingly.
"Okay, Boru, don't give Aunty Sakura too much trouble, okay?"
"I'll try" Boruto joked.
Hinata giggled and waved at the two as she walked back to the uzumaki residence.
Sakura motioned Boruto inside.
Boruto started to talk, but then Sakura whispered, "Let Hinata go a safe distance, she can read your mouth"
Boruto nodded as he sat on the sofa, Sakura got a board game, she felt the byakugan chakra enter the house, she walked to the sofa slowly and placed the board game on the coffee table near the sofa.
Sakura felt the byakugan chakra dissapear, it was safe now.
LEMON START
She removed her shirt and threw it away. Boruto smiled and also unbuckled his belt and slid his pants bown, and jumped on sakura, pushing her on the sofa.
"I missed you, Darling!" Sakura shouted.
"Me too!" he said, He licked her neck and groped her breasts. She moaned and held his head and connected their lips, she held his butt and lifted him up.
she got up, holding boruto in her arms as she hugged him as he did too
Boruto's boxers tore with the length of his dick and made its way between her huge boobs.
Boruto slid his tongue into Sakura's mouth and their saliva mixed.
Sakura moved Boruto's body up and down, his dick was sliding in between her soft boobs, and it was getting squeezed by them.
"Ungh, this is too good!" Boruto shouted as precum dripped out from his cock, "Your boobs are so soft, Saku!"
Sakura walked through the room to the bedroom. They broke the kiss to catch their breath.
Sakura jumped onto the bed, holding boruto. the movement made boruto's dick twitch and move around violently.
Sakura quickly got up and put the dick in her mouth with difficulty. Cum shot out and entered sakura's mouth, and leaked out of her mouth slightly.
she licked it up and turned to place her butt to boruto's head's direction. Her boobs were at his thighs and her head was licking his cock.
"Can you do tongue-work?"
"I'll try, Saku"
He held sakura's huge ass (That was Boruto's favorite body part of sakura) and squeezed it and pulled it towards his face.
he slid his tongue into her moist hole and smiled at the beautiful moan let out by his lover. her wet pussy was so tasty! he moved his tongue into the opening and out, he violently moved it around as she moaned and bobbed her head at his dick.
"Urgh" Boruto said as he came into Sakura's stomach.
Sakura came as well and boruto had to let it spill on the pillows.
Boruto's dick had barely shrunk since the beginning.
Sakura got up, her body moved in a beautiful movement and she turned around yet again and sat in a frog like position, she held boruto's dick and got up, and sat on it.
Boruto moaned loudly. "It feels so good!" He shouted. Sakura moaned loudly as boruto came inside her.
Her pussy had adjusted to his dick size since their last time
Sakura smiled as she started bouncing on boruto, his dick inside her. She moaned just as much as Boruto. Sakura stopped for a while. she was tired.
"I'll show you something." Boruto said as he passed chakra through his dick, it grew and grew, Sakura moaned in pain as it stretched her.
It soon stopped growing and Sakura screamed, "Are you trying to kill me?!"
Sakura felt a burst of energy as boruto's chakra passed into her.
"Not bad, Darling." she said, catching her breath, she couldn't move, the dick was too big for her.
"In this mode, i have unlimited cum and you'll have energy until i run out of chakra"
Boruto said, smiling at her, "and im an uzumaki, ya know"
Sakura smiled seductively, she was full of energy now. "Do you want to doggy style me now?" She asked, getting up and moaning as the 11 inch member came out of her.
boruto got up and smiled at Sakura. "I love you so much, Aunt Sakura" He said.
"I love you too, boru" She said.
"I wish i could marry you." he said, sighing, "But you're married to sasuke"
Sakura sighed, she loved him way more than she did sasuke, sasuke was cold to her and barely allowed her to touch him.
"Me too, Boru baby" she kissed him on his forehead.
"Let's do this" He said.
"Right" she confirmed.
she turned around and bent down, Boruto sat on his knees and positioned his member to fit into her vagina.
"you ready?"
"I was born ready" she said, smiling at him. Boruto focused his chakra to his dick and made it grow into a 11 inch long thick penis.
he pressed it into her opening and slowly put it inside. Sakura screamed and moaned as he slowly pushed it inside. She huffed and puffed as she caught her breath.
"You okay?" Boruto asked.
"I'll be fine when i get used to it"
Boruto started moving his member inside and out her opening as she moved and screamed, soon her screaming stopped, only her moaning and his were heard in the room, along with the creaking of the bed beneath them.
"When you run out of chakra, i can use my byakugo seal to give us energy" Sakura said, her moans made it almost impossible to hear her.
"Okay." Boruto said as he kept moving swiftly into her.
"I'm cumming, Saku!" He screamed.
"I'm almost there too!"
they screamed as Boruto's chakra infused cum squirted out, it filled sakura's belly and a lot of it bursted out from the meeting point of the two. The bed was full of their cum.
They huffed and met their eyes, they quickly held each other heads and kissed. Boruto stopped his chakra flow and his dick became limp.
Sakura lied down and boruto slept next to her.
They almost fell asleep but sakura's eyes caught the clock.
"Shit!" it's 12 already!" she screamed, waking boruto up, "Sasuke and Sara will be home soon!"
Boruto got up quickly and so did sakura.
"We need to change the sheets and spray some perfume around."
Boruto took out the sheets, sakura sprayed the perfume around and threw some new sheets to boruto. he spread them across the bed and straightened them out. they rearranged the lamp they felled and they were done. They smiled at each other.
"Quickly, i'll use the shower, you use the tub!" Sakura panicked as she guided Boruto to the top floor bathroom.
It was locked.
"Shit, we might need to use the bathroom downstairs." She said, gritting her teeth.
Suddenly, they heard a knock on the window, it was Sasuke's eagle.
"Oh shit, are they coming early?" Sakura said as a drop of sweat dripped down her face.
She opened the window and the eagle dropped the letter into the house and flew away. Sakura opened it.
"Dear sakura," She read out, her frown turned into a grin, "we'll be late for about an hour, so you guys eat, me and sarada will eat outside and resume our training. Yours lovingly, Sasuke"
Sakura looked at boruto and said, "We can take our bath later, then" She said, licking her lips.
"I'll cook our food now." She said.
Boruto nodded.
They put on their clothes and moved to the kitchen. Boruto sat down on a stool nearby and Sakura put on her apron, which turned boruto on, making his penis erect once more. She started cutting the vegetables, but she was tired and it was very slow.
"Can i help, babe?" Boruto asked, getting up.
Sakura turned around, her pink hair swinging, Boruto got turned on by the sight.
"Yes, you can" She said.
boruto walked next to her and said, "What do i do?"
"You just need to provide the energy, honey" She said, grinning at him, the cutting table is high enough to hide our activities from the window.
LEMON STARTS AGAIN
Boruto smiled cunningly, he unbuckled his belt and threw his pants best down and slid down sakura's pants.
His penis enlargened and he said, "I'm going to use a different method since we can't be seen doing it."
"Okay, darling" Sakura said.
boruto inserted his member inside her opening, they both moaned loudly.
Boruto's penis elongated slowly, 11 inches, 12 inches 13 inches. Sakura opened her mouth with delight, her drool dropped into the vegetables she cut.
"This is the new way?" She asked, "It's awesome!"
Boruto grinned, he shrunk his penis and then grew it, he maintained a fast rhythm, and sakura cut the vegetables in the same speed, while moaning as she went.
Boruto held her hips and increased the speed, sakura kept moaning.
"Boruto, i'm cumming!"
"What?" boruto said, "Wait up!"
Sakura moaned as she came. Boruto sighed and continued to fuck her. This went on for a while, until boruto said,
"I'm cumming, Sakuraaa!"
"Me too, Borutooo!"
Sakura's belly was too full of cum, she couldn't take any more.
Boruto felt drained of chakra as well.
By the time, lunch was ready. Boruto set the table and they had a romantic dinner they kissed once or twice during the meal. they were in love, and it was more than just their bodies.
They played board games for about an hour after they ate, then sakura remembered something.
"We have to bathe, boruto" She said, "we reek of orgasm"
"R- right" He said.
"This might be uncomfortable for you" She said, frowning.
Sakura led him to the bathroom. It was clean and beautiful, but there was one problem-
it had just one bathtub. But that wasn't a problem to the two of them.
"Are you kidding, this is great!"
...
when the water filled, Boruto laid down on sakura, his back was squished her boobs and his hip was surrounded by her arms. His head was next to her's, their cheeks touched slightly. Sakura landed a kiss on his cheek.
he turned around and kissed her lips.
"Some day, i'm going to take you with me"
Sakura smiled at him.
"I hope you do" she said.
"Oh- i almost forgot..." She told.
"What is it, Saku?"
"Ino found out about US" Sakura said.
"What the-?" Boruto shouted.
"No no don't worry," Sakura said assuringly, "She won't let out a thing"
Boruto sighed in relief.
"I wanted to tell you," sakura continued, "You should have sex with her too, she'll love it."
Boruto looked shocked.
"I think she was aroused by knowing i fucked you too."
Ino was one of his mom's other friends, she was just as beautiful as sakura, maybe prettier.
Just the thought of a naked Ino aroused Boruto. His cock enlargened and slid into Sakura's pussy.
Sakura moaned as it entered her.
She looked at boruto and asked, "So...will you do it?"
"N-no!" Boruto said, "That'll be cheating on you."
Sakura blushed at his loyalty.
"No, no, i'm fine if it's my friends" she said, "I trust them, and besides, we can have sex together sometime"
Boruto blushed harder when he imagined sakura and ino kissing.
"O-okay, i'll do it"
"There's one condition, Boruto." Sakura said
"What is it?" he asked.
"You have to give me just as much time as you give her."
Sakura made her cute serious face and boruto giggled.
"Babe, you're my queen, nobody can take your place." he reassured
Sakura blushed.
"Can we fuck one last time?" she asked.
"But we're in the bathtub-"
"Please fuck me, Boruto." Sakura said, seductively as she pulled the drain.
Boruto's already erected penis grew more, it slid into sakura once again, Boruto sat in the tub, and sakura sat on him.
She laid her hands on his shoulders and he placed his on her ass.
Sakura started bouncing on Boruto. He gripped her boobs and started to suck on them. Moaning once again filled the air
Boruto infused chakra into his dick and it grew to 14 inches tall. Sakura screamed at first but eventually got used to it.
Boruto pulled her into a kiss and tworled his tongue around her's while she continued bouncing on him with full force.
"Sakuraaaa!"
"Borutooo!"
They climaxed once again but this time, the cum inside didn't droop out, it stayed inside, luckily.
Suddenly the doorbell rang
"Shit" sakura said, as she got up from Boruto's dick and qickly put on her pants. Boruto got up as well and slid his clothes on, they ran to the door, Boruto helped put on Sakura's shirt as she opened the door.
Hinata was standing there.
"Oh, were you guys playing?" Hinata said, smiling, "The meeting got over early today, so i thought i'd relieve you of boruto."
Hinata was happy to see boruto get along with her friend.
"Ohh, i see." Sakura said. "Well, he's in your care now." She smiled at Boruto, he walked over to hinata.
"We'll be off then." Hinata said, waving at Sakura. she turned around and boruto waved at sakura.
Sakura winked at boruto and mouthed 'i love you'
boruto mouthed, 'i love you too'
Boruto could think of nothing but sakura that day.
Hey guys! Hope you liked this one!
This was chapter two, still only the beginning!
Ino is coming next chapter! Stay tuned!
Please leave a review if you enjoyed!
Until next time, have a great day and keep smiling! ;3
3: 3- A steamy massage with Aunt Ino
Hey it's me again!
I'm back with a new lemon!
Boruto's going to bang a new milf today!
As always, if you're less than 18 years, blah blah blah...
Is anyone actually reading this?
If you are less than 18 and you were actually listening, you wouldn't be here, in chapter 3, so i guess not.
Okay, i'll start.
Sakura was to resume her duty as a medic ninja in konohagakure as her holidays were over. Boruto was bummed.
They had been in love for about two weeks and had sex thrice. His mom dropped him off at his friend Inojin's house because she had a hyuga clan meeting to attend. Boruto was happy to go to his friend's house, but it wasn't nearly as fun as playing with his lover Sakura.
He knocked on the door half heartedly. Maybe he could go to the hospital and see if Sakura could spare some time!
The door opened and the beautifully crafted body of Inojin's mother Ino appeared. her midriff showing from her purple clothing. Her face was as pretty as his lover Sakura and her beautiful blonde hair which covered one of her eyes was tied to a ponytail, her blue eye shone with the sunlight.
"Hi Boruto!" she waved.
"Hey..." the slightly turned on Boruto replied. "My mom has a hyuga meeting, so she told me i could play with Inojin..."
"Oh..." Ino said, "Inojin isn't home, he and his father went for a trip to kirigakure to 'explore their culture' or something." she said, mockingly
She smiled beautifully as she giggled, she was also someone Boruto loved, her personality might be fiery once in a while but to loved ones, she is caring.
"Oh..." Boruto said, "I guess i can go to shikadai's..."
"They aren't home either, no worries." she smiled at him, her peicing gaze erected his penis a bit, but his baggy pants didn't show it. "You can stay over here. I'm going for a massage, you can come too."
He nodded and stepped inside, Ino picked up her handbag and walked next to Boruto. Her sweet smell of lavender filled his nostrils. He wanted to try and fuck her even more now. 'No no no, i shouldn't do this, it'll be cheating on Sakur- wait... she told me she was fine with me doing things with Aunt Ino, so this should be okay...'
Ino picked her phone and dialed numbers while Boruto sat on the sofa. Boruto couldn't take his eyes off Ino's breasts, they were bigger than Sakura's!
"What do you mean you're out of service today?!" Ino shouted, "I booked this, I-"
"Okay, fine!" Ino shouted as she slammed the phone down on the sofa.
"They're not in work today!" Ino said angrilly to Boruto as she stomped across the room, her boobs jiggled as she walked with force, drool filled Boruto's mouth.
"I can massage you" Boruto said, without thinking twice.
He couldn't stop himself, he was getting attracted to her even though he tried not to, and her midriff wasn't helping. The look of her smooth skin made him want to touch it more.
"Oh my god, Boruto, you're such a darling" Ino said, her angry face turning calm.
She must've probably really wanted that massage. Boruto blushed.
Boruto had recently unlocked a new eye ability, he though it was the byakugan, but his friends thought otherwise. He knew the byakugan could sense things and see through walls, and he could too, so he was more than sure he had the byakugan. He scanned the house and saw the oil kept in the kitchen, he walked there and got it.
He picked the bottle and walked to the living room couch, where he witnessed something beautiful.
The perfectly carved figure of Ino slept there, barely dressed. She wore just the usual massage outfit, undergarments, but thinner and smaller. Boruto looked at how she slept, her cheeks pressed against the sofa and her butt facing upwards.
"What are you looking at?" Ino asked, curiously.
"N-Nothing..."
Her butt was smaller than Sakura's, but her boobs were on a higher league, so Boruto didn't need to notice the butt. He got on the sofa and placed his knees on either side of her.
"You ready?" Boruto asked.
"Y-yeah..." Ino said, she had just realised what this looked like.
She had subconsious feelings for Boruto, he was perfect for her, but his age was too small. But then she heard from Sakura that they got together and had sex. The slightly turned on Ino shook a little as her pussy wettened. But she held the thought back, Boruto probably wouldn't want an old lady asking him for sex, and she didn't want to like him, even though she knew deep inside she did.
Boruto began pressing on her back, Ino groaned in satisfaction, he was good! Boruto's cock twitched at her stimulating groan as it grew and slightly touched Ino's butt. He hoped she didnt notice and continued. But then he felt it, it was wet. Was she aroused by him?
A cunning smile spread on his face as he started massaging downwards from her back, he squeezed her butt as she squealed and bent down and slid his tongue into her pussy, pushing the underwear to the side. Her sweet juices filled his mouth.
"Stop it! What the fuck are you doing?!" Ino shouted, but she didn't move. She was in too much pleasure to move.
"St...Stop..."
Boruto's tonguework continued as Ino moaned in pleasure, while trying to make herself pull back. He pulled out and layed on her back. He moved his mouth to her ear.
"Still want me to stop...?" He whispered. Ino smirked as she slammed Boruto to the sofa, sitting on top of him.
"You asked for it, kiddo." she said.
LEMON START
Boruto grabbed Ino's boobs and pulled her towards him, torridly kissing her lips as she slid her tongue and mixed their saliva. Ino didn't care about cheating on Sai at this point, Boruto was far better. Ino's tiny bra tore with the force he pulled her with and her nipples popped forward. He licked them as Ino moaned loudly.
Boruto's who was wearing only boxers, felt his dick tear the boxers open as it swung forward, slapping Ino's bottom. Ino's mind was going crazy, she looked at Boruto's huge cock as she reached her hand to hold it. Boruto smirked as she knelt and put his huge member in her mouth. Boruto moaned as she licked and moved the dick inside her mouth.
Her hot breath made his cock feel too good, precum sprayed into Ino's mouth and now she didn't care if she got pregnant, she wanted the dick inside her.
"Do me, Boruto." she pleaded. she laid back on the sofa armrests and she put her fingers around her moist opening.
"You're such a slut aren't you, Aunty Ino?"
"Yes, my baby."
Boruto shoved inside her moist opening as Ino moaned loud. He focused chakra and it grew to 12 inches. Ino's interior stretched and stretched as the cock pressed against her womb and the whole thing wouldn't fit.
"You're a monster, i love it!" Ino had changed completely, from the mature housewife to the slutty psycho lady he now laid on. He loved both her counterparts.
He slammed against her wall as she half-screamed, half-moaned. Moaning was in the air and slapping noises of Ino's and Boruto's groin were louder than ever. They kissed each other noisilly and kept their motion constant. The already tight pussy of Ino tightened further as Boruto moaned and spurted his cum into her.
Boruto made his thrusts even stronger, while torridly kissing her and playing with her boobs. Ino was in too much pleasure and she didn't want it to ever stop. Boruto stopped for a a breath, though it was a small one. Before she could take a moment to catch her breath, Boruto fucked her with full force, he held her thighs and pushed her legs up, making it easier to access her pussy.
His chakra flowed inside her, their chakras combined and they were now full of energy, Ino smiled seductively at Boruto, she gripped the coffee table with her left hand tightly. moans filled the room and the table started shaking with full force.
She tore her bra open and revealed her D cup breasts. Boruto suddenly sucked them, Ino moaned louder in pleasure.
"Yess...suck them boruto!" she screamed as she held boruto's head. She moaned as Boruto banged her while sucking her boobs with full force.
"Boruto, the sofa will break if we do it this hard." She said, looking concerned at the table. Boruto hugged her and rolled down the table onto the floor, Ino nibbled his lip and cuddled him. Ino nailed him to the ground and jumped on his dick. Boruto squeaked, she was heavy!
Ino moaned when his cock entered her with force. Her pussy tightened and made Boruto's dick squashed. it grew a few more inches, 14 inches, 15 inches...
"Ungh" he grunted with pleasure as she moaned loudly.
Ino jumped on him, his dick hips felt like they needed to get away from Ino's hard bounces, but his pleasure kept him there. Boruto couldn't do anything at this point, but it felt too good, his dick was now deeper than ever!
Ino opened her ponytail and her hair flew down. Her hair flew in all directions and now she looked too beautiful for boruto, she looked like an angel.
"I love you, Aunt Ino!"
"I love you, Borutoo!" they came once again as Boruto sat up and kissed her.e.
Boruto pulled her and sat behind her on his knees, he held her boobs and twirled his finger around her nipples. Ino moaned loudly.
"Doggy style..." Ino moaned.
Boruto started thrusting with full force, his energy slowly wavered, and their chakra was almost over, but he kept thrusting, Ino's moans were the only thing that powered him now, he licked Ino's nipples as she looked up with her tongue out, her saliva drooled and she looked absolutely sexy.
Boruto thrusted one last time and came, his cum splurted all over the place as Ino's womb was long since full. The couple fell in exhaustion on the floor. Boruto got up and laid on Ino, he kissed her as she did back, they breathed hardly and looked at each others' eyes. They were both covered in sweat.
"I love you so much Boruto..." Ino told him.
"Me too..."
"Will you always be my sex partner?" Ino asked, hopefully. Boruto smiled at her and hugged her.
"Yes, but I will need to give my other baby some time too." Ino knew he was talking about- Sakura.
She smiled and nodded. "We should have a threesome someti-"
DING DONG
The doorbell rang. Ino's face solemned. Boruto pulled Ino and ran as he made a doppelhanger that turned into Ino, who walked to the door and opened it.
Boruto had pulled Ino behind the sofa and hugged her close to him, his dick sliding in between her boobs unintentionally.
"Hello, Ino." Sai said as he stepped inside the house, obviously, he greeted the fake ino, Boruto's doppelhanger.
"Oh, hi boruto." He said to his other doppelhanger he made just that time.
The regular doppelhanger said, "Hey uncle Sai! Hey Inojin!"
The Ino doppelhanger said "Hi you both, did you have fun?"
Sai nodded, "Yes, we did. Kirigakure is a great place you know?"
"Okay, you both can get washed up." The Ino doppelhanger said.
"Alright, you go first, Inojin." Sai said, gesturing Inojin. He walked across the room after nodding and got ready for the bath. Sai sat down on the sofa. "What's that smell...?"
Boruto, who was sitting on Ino's belly while hugging her, was shocked. They forgot to condition the room!
"Shit..." Ino whispered.
Boruto's doppelhanger quickly covered up by saying he spilt some spoilt milk. The oblivious Sai thought that made sense and took his sketchbook and began drawing.
Sai couldn't see them as they were behind the sofa, but if he did, they would get in trouble, so Boruto's disguised doppelhanger guided Sai to another room.
Boruto was aroused so much by the fact his dick was inside Ino's boobs.
Boruto started moving his body up and down.
"What the frick are you doing?" Ino whispered as Boruto kept shoving it through her boobs.
"I know you want this as much as I do, babe." Boruto whispered back, "Don't worry i got this" Boruto's Ino doppelhanger started chatting with sai, talking a little loudly.
Ino smiled seductively at Boruto, and started licking Boruto's dick while massaging it using her boobs. Ino's massive boobs jiggled a lot with the speed she was shaking it with, Boruto's precum dripped out and Ino drooled on his dick, her boobs now getting smoother and easier to squeeze.
Boruto pulled his dick from the boobs and inserted it once more in her moist pussy, Ino moaned loudly when he did. He licked her boobs and sucked them.
Suddenly Boruto's dick began spurting cum and Ino put her mouth there and swallowed it all,
Ino and Boruto, who was dripping cum from his dick, just realised they had to replace their doppelhangers, before they vanished!
They ran to the bathroom where they put their clothes, luckilly nobody saw those. They put them on and Boruto called back the doppelhanger that disguised itself as Boruto.
He made the Ino doppelhanger tell an excuse to Sai and ran back, as Boruto called it back and the real Ino ran back to Sai.
There were a few hours of awkward conversations with Boruto and the family, where Boruto and Ino tried not to look into each other's eyes and make it seem like they were up to something. Occasionally Ino would pull him towards her and kiss him using her tongue, and sometimes Boruto would grope her.
Towards the night time, Hinata called Boruto to come home. He waved at Ino and her family as he stepped ut of the door.
"Meet me tomorrow" A seductive voice in Boruto's head told, it was Ino. Boruto smirkd as he ran towards Hinata, who was returning from the meeting. He felt something for Ino that was so strong it rivaled his feelings for Sakura.
He was going to fuck Ino again, and next time, it would be even better.
Hey guys!
I'm sorry this came out so late.
and i'm also sorry it might be a little underwhelming for you guys, i had exams a few days back and i had other problems too, so it'll be a while till i come back to my full working spirit.
Well, this is what i could come up with for now, and i will keep you updated if in case i choose to change this chapter a bit later!
Until next time,
Ciao ;3
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c0valence · 6 years
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I diagnose her with dead.
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borat123 · 3 years
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Analysis Pro NH Anti NS
Naruto Manga Part 2
Part 6
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Naruto comes back to the village after his Sage Training. He finds out that Pain has been looking for him and he has destroyed the village. Naruto is furious over what he has done and prepares to fight him, as he is the only one strong enough (with the help of Sage Mode). He has surpassed his previous generations, and is ready for his toughest battle yet. (I’ll wont be going over the battle as that’s not within the topic but i must say that it’s pretty frickin awesome).
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As strong as he has become though, Pain is still too much for him and he is eventually defeated and pinned down by Pain. Naruto doesn’t have an answer to Pain’s question of how to achieve world peace. Naruto was losing hope, he was defeated and pinned down. He was about to give up and let Pain take him. Despair and hopelessness hits him as he didn’t have a better answer to Pain’s way of achieving peace. He had no hope of anyone going to save him, he had told them to not interfare in the battle. He was just about to be taken, but then......
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Hinata jumps in attempting to save him. Naruto is in shock, he knows Pain is to much for anyone in the village to handle. Hinata declares that she wont let him lay another finger on Naruto. She had to hide behind a pole to talk to him in part 1 yet still managed to show that she understood him and bring him out of despair. But now she declares to the strongest enemy we have seen so far to not lay a finger on Naruto. She knows Pain is too strong for her, so she essentially prepares her final words to Naruto. Her statement about being selfish should NOT be taking literally, since it’s basically the most selfless act someone could do. What it really means is that she isn’t gonna run away anymore and let things remain hopeless, that during this moment she has become what she always wanted to be. Brave and strong and to never give up even if she keeps failing and things seems pointless and despairing. That’s why she’s not afraid to die, because she loves Naruto, but deeper than that, because at this moment she become what she always wanted to be.
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Hinata starts her speech. Notice how Kishimoto zoomed in on Naruto’s eyes. Especially during the line ”i wanted to be with you”. Naruto’s eyes were shining and wide eyed. He treasured those words. Her speech touched him deeply, his reaction soon confirms this. Even Pain was paying attention (he knew some serious shit was going on).
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Naruto is speechless. No one has ever said anything like this to him before. His whole life has been filled with nothing but hate and discrimination towards him. His whole life people have said ”dont go near him” ”you monster get away from me” ”i hate you, go die”. He was completly mesmerised even though he didn’t completly understand it. But deep down in his heart he did, and a reason why his amazement turned into complete and blind rage. Before i continue i just want to point something out here.
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(Ignore the watermark lol)
Who were the ONLY ones that knew Naruto couldn’t fight Pain alone? His future MENTOR and his future WIFE. Just an interesting detail.
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Hinata goes in to attack Pain. She reveals her own jutsu the Juho Soshiken. Pain uses a powerful Shinra Tensei and knocks her to the ground. Naruto witnessing all this screams out to Pain to stop just after he takes out his rod. Naruto’s despair is turning into rage. He wants to protect her so much, but he cant. He has ever since the chunnin exams during her fight with Neji. (Just an interesting detail that many people miss. The Juho Soshiken can shut down the opponents whole chakra network. This means that they cant use any ninjutsu if they get hit by hit. Pain could have just stabbed her like Madara easily did to Sakura, but he decided to use a powerful jutsu that has a drawback. This means that he felt threatened enough by her jutsu to use one of his most powerful jutsus. Pain actually felt more threatened by Hinata than Madara felt thretened by Sakura)
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Pain compares Hinata’s death to how his loved ones were killed right before his eyes. His line ”Love breeds sacrifice, which breeds hatred” is actually referring to Hinata’s love for Naruto and Naruto’s love for her. Hinata’s sacrife (love) and Naruto’s hatred (love). Pain assumed that Hinata was the girl he loved and that his rage and hatred is responding to it. (He is right, he loved her subconsiously probably for years now, Pain is also a NaruHina shipper confirmed lol).
This was Naruto’s reaction to her death/stabbing.
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Worst emotions he’d ever felt.
Written by Kishimoto himself. This is actually incredible when you consider what Naruto must have been through during his whole childhood.
I want to discuss something interesting here. To even achieve such a level of kyuubi rage, an incredible amount of negative emotions must be achieved which should not be underestimated. This is actually not the first time Naruto has triggered the kyuubi for Hinata (obviously not to this degree). During Neji’s mental attack on Hinata, Naruto was so enraged and angry that he was shaking and the kyuubi’s lips were displaying. He completly understood her situation as he also wanted to change himself. But seeing such a nice girl like Hinata (who at this point wanted to help him cheat to pass the test and gave him some healing ointment) being treated this way triggered a part of the kyuubi while he was trying to control his anger.
The second time was during his fight with Neji. While he was trying to summon kyuubi’s chakra he thought of Hinata (probably unknowingly) and his promise to her, and wishing for her to be watching him. My point is that Kishi had already established in part 1 that Hinata triggers very strong emotions to Naruto.
Also look at this cover for the Naruto Manga Volume 9:
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Six scrolls and six tails. Was Kishimoto foreshadowing this moment? Or is it just a coincidence? Regardless really interesting stuff. Anyways that is all for now, here are the previous parts.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 7
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might-guys-acorn · 4 years
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im so happy i found your blog!! can you do some hcs for how kiba, shikamaru, itachi, naruto, rock lee and sasuke would act when their s/o is acting goofy cause they are drunk?
Im happy to have you!!! Of course i can! -🦎
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Think its the cutest thing.
Prompts you with questions just to hear how crazy your answers will be
Will keep feeding you drinks, just because its so adorable to see you acting so silly
Plays into it, and is often a little tipsy himself. Cant let you outdrink him, its against his nature.
Generally will result in the two of you dressing up Akamaru in various toddler clothes and taking shaky selfies as a family
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Smirks at your blushing face. When you get this goofy, its hard not to let your happiness get to him
Will have no issue cutting you off though. You get too grouchy with a hangover and thats troublesome
If you get super affectionate, he loves every minute of it. He'll try to play it off, but hes laughing and smiling when doing so.
Gives in easily when you try to get him to dance with you. Hearing you giggle as he spins you is more precious than he can resist.
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Hides any bottle of alcohol in sight, you dont need anymore if your sitting there telling him how funny the word "pudding" is
Spends lots of time following you around, trying to make sure you dont hurt yourself or break anything in your strange escapades
When he finally convinces you to lay down, youll refuse until he sits down and pulls you into his lap.
Smiles contently when you sleepily tell him how precious he is to you as he braids your hair.
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Is excited to see you be just as goofy as him
Will do everything he can to work you up. Especially likes listening to you laugh as he tosses you over his shoulder and carries you around
Kisses your face every 10 seconds. Nothing is more precious than hearing you giggle as he presses his lips to the tip of your nose
Wont say no to a single thing you say. Of course you can go to ramen at 3 am. And of course you can try to make it because Ichiraku is closed. What could go wrong??
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Doesnt even realize youre drunk at first
This must just be the spiRIT OF YOUTH RUNNING THROUGH YOU
Thinks its adorable when you challenge him to things.
"Lets have a race. I bet I can beat you." "Y/N you cannot even walk a straight line. Bring it on!"
Catches you when you trip 3 steps in, and blushes intensely when you eskimo kiss his nose while laughing.
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Geniunely has no idea how to react. And questions everything youre doing
But wont leave your side, because while its confusing seeing you act so out of character, its also kinda adorable.
Tries to act as normal as possible, but you make every effort to break him and it hilarious to see you interact
"You want to make cupcakes? Its the middle of the night" "Dont put that frosting on my nose" "Flour isnt just boring sugar, that doesnt make any sense???"
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fiesta-freddie · 5 years
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hc’s of the boys making you feel better when you’re sick? the beatles btw. thanks so much, i love you
Aww thanks💜 this was a super cute idea btw I absolutely love it!
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^^Also this gif isn’t related to this in anyway I just felt like it was necessary
ANYWHOMST....On to the Headcannons...
You’ve been laying in bed for like 3 days straight because you decided to go outside
Without a jacket
In the middle of winter
And now your paying the price
*cricket noises*
Anyways
The boys are all super worried about you (even though it’s just a little cold)
George is constantly making food.
If he’s not in the kitchen making you soup and hot tea, then he’s out at the supermarket buying you apple juice and crackers.
“I’m back! I’ve got stuff to make you some hot soup!”
“George you just made food two hours ago.”
“Food has no limit when it comes to illness.”
Paul is deffinetly a mom when it comes to this kind of thing
Thas This boy is making sure you stay 100% #
hydrated at all times too
He’s always making sure you have water (or some other liquid) to drink
“Y/N, have you had any water yet today?”
“Yes Paul I had a glass earlier.”
“A glass? Like as in one?”
“Yeah”
“I’m sorry that’s 7 glasses to little.”
Then he naruto runs to the kitchen at sonic speeds and gets you a glass of water
(I’m sorry you had to read that)
He keeps thinking that if you don’t go to the doctor then your cold will turn into something more and that you might end up dying for some reason
“Paulie it’s just a little cold, it’ll be gone by next week.”
“No no no, you say that but what if it turns into something worse? Hm? What if you get pneumonia? And then we have to take you to the hospital beca-”
“Macca!”
Now let’s discuss John
This man basically turns your house into a quarantine
Hes really out doing his best though
He’s cleaning non stop to make sure germs don’t spread and no one else gets sick
He’s constantly wiping down surfaces and sanitizing everything
Makes you wash your hands after you touch anything
He’ll rotate out your blankets for you
While one is being washed he gives you another one to use until he switches them out
He encourages everyone around the house to wear a mask thingy so nobody else gets sick
Nobody does
“People why aren’t you wearing your masks? Don’t you know germs can spread faster though the air?!”
*prolonged silence*
“Is anybody listening? This is serious stuff!”
*more silence*
“Don’t be complaining to me when you catch a cold too!” *puts on mask*
“Ew you look like a doctor.”
But then we have Ringo
Honesty he’s probably the most laid back
He could care less if he catches a cold
(Because of all the sicknesses he had as a child)
He just wants to make sure your comfortable at all times
“Is there anything I can get you?”
Extra blanket? He’ll get it
Another pair of socks? No problem
Need tissues? He’s got ‘em
Hot tea? He’ll have it brewed in no time
Hotel? Trivago
Okay I’ll stop
He talks to you for hours because he doesn’t want you to be alone
He tells you jokes
He tells you stories
“And then he said ‘-I cant hide?’ I thought it was ‘I get high’ ”
He buys you at lest 3 different teddy bears for you to cuddling with while you sleep
Sometimes he’ll end up cuddling you
This man is like a heater
He wraps his arms around you and holds you close to his chest to keep you warm
You two lay there for hours
One time John came up to sanitize your entire room and found you two
“Ringo! Your going to get sick if you make any sort of contact with Y/N!”
He doesn’t move
Paul and George ran up in response to Johns yell
They see you two cuddling and get jealous
“Hey maybe we wanted to cuddle too!”
“Yeah! What he said!”
You look over at them and see pouts on their faces
“Well come on then, there’s plenty of room for you both.”
They run and jump into the bed like a bunch of five year olds
Once they get comfortable it’s one big cuddle-fest
John just stands there like he knows what’s going to happen
And he does
The boys end up catching a cold a few days later
So your all laying in bed and John is the one taking care of all of you
“I told you guys that physical contact with a sick person would end up getting you ill to. But did anybody listen to me? Noooo.”
“Ah shut up and bring us some soup, why dont ya?”
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My tier list of people in Open Heart+ commentary
Hey all. I was inspired by tier lists and of course Crypt ranking youtube rappers and his commentary is freaking legendary. So this time I will rank people we've encountered in Open Heart book 1 so far and commentate about it. Leave your opinions down below.
Warning: Cursing
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So tier list so far is this:
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So first I will go from botton to the top. For Landry I made a specific category called "Rats" because he is a biggest rat in the history of Choices. If I would be a MC and encounter him in the hospital, I would say to him " Landry, go f*** yourself and leave this hospital forever, please." So next category is " Piece of shit pixelated beings" and in this category Declan is included. Declan is really a biggest piece of shit in a book. Only if PB would give us an option to punch him and kick him in the nutsack, I would. About people in solid category I had couple of thoughts on who to put there and the first person to come in my mind is Harper. I know Harper is not a villain and tried her best to follow the rules, but the way she didn't let Ethan to testify for us and how she treated Aurora just knocked her down to "Solid" category. I know she is a type of person to follow ethics and all, but hope we will see something more, but this time I am sorry for putting her to " Solid category". Next in "Solid" category we have MC. The reason why I put her into " Solid" category is due to doing unethical things. For those who go to med school knows that giving a drug to a patient without prescription plus it's STOLEN one is illegal. Plus Panacea labs tried to destroy records of that drug and still had to pass FDA approval to use it. So in general for making a crime in order to save a patient, but later on went to waste made me put MC into "Solid" category. So next person in " Solid" tier list is Phoebe. For her lack of character depth blame writers for that. She may be a good person for Elijah and hope she is, but still it lacks of depth to me so for now she is in " Solid" tier.
Now we go to " Very good, but not God tier" tier list and I had biggest dilemmas with people there. I wanted to put Ines into "National treasures" tier due to her being warm and nice, but the way she acted with twin situation is just nah fam. If you choose honesty route there she is like " If they dont have insurance money then we cant help them." Glad MC chosen to manipulate goverment to help them. So for now Ines is in "Very good, but not God tier" tier. Next we have is Danny. Danny👏 is👏our👏savior👏 He helped us when we had pager off and for than I've put him into "Very good" tier. Plus he is better boyfriend to Sienna than Wayne or whatever his name is. Next is Zaid Mirani. That man can be Pain in the ass, but he hides some good humior. According to Ines, Zaid's sense of humior is not everyone's cup of tea. Anyway at the hearing he was funny as hell I don't know why 😂😂😂
About Jackie I had some doubts between "God" tier and "Very good". I wanted to put her on "God" tier, but her unecessary jealousy and treating MC like she was an enemy until Ethan quitting his job really punched her down to "Very good" tier. She is still savage like that bossy lady, but for now she is in "Very good" tier.
Next tier we have is " National treasures" and man we have lots of them. Mrs. Martinez 👏 is👏a👏national👏treasure👏and👏won't👏be👏forgotten. She is a mad lad and best even told Ethan to play nice with us which is awwww❤️ She knows that Ethan has feelings for MC. Anyway she is an amazing lady and of course RIP Mrs. Martinez. Moment of silence fellas.
Next we have Sienna Trinh. She is such a cinnamon roll and very nice person! She is type of person who would defend and support you no matter what. This is what MC and actual person needs those type of friends. Very warm and supportive. This is why she deserves a spot in "National treasures".
Awwww man Naveen Banerji is one of national treasures aswell. He knows Ethan well and knows that Ethan loves MC. He instantly noticed the look between Ethan and MC and knows that they are getting close. Not going to lie,but when he confessed to Ethan that he regretted for not forming his family and being obsessed with job made me cry. He felt like he accepted his fate. Glad he is alive and well or else I would've cried in my bed. He is a national treasure of Edenbrook and a type of person you would run for an advise.
Elijah Greenie is a national treasure. Likes video games+ a supportive friend= best teammate and roommate to have. If you guys would play minecraft mondays with him, I am sure we would won that tourney plus the way he spoke to Ethan is a comedy gold. He knew that Ethan wouldn't go anywhere. So this man deserves a medal.
Kyra Saitana( sorry if I write last name wrong) is amazing and inspirational. She inspires us, readers, not to give up like Naruto would. She won't give up on curing her cancer and I am sure she would make it, but after PB said that OH2 would contain "heartbreak" I have a feeling that they would try to kill Kyra off. I swear a god if Kyra would be dead then I would fucking riot. She is a national treasure
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Aurora Emery is a cinammon roll inside and needs to be protected at all costs. SHE EVEN STOOD UP AGAINST HER AUNT AND GAVE HER A PIECE OF HER MIND. She is freaking savage! She knew that it was messed up that her aunt is using her to feel like she, Harper herself, was "practicing" medicine and that is just fucked up. Glad I didn't shit on her at the start even tho she was mean. I don't know but I think Harper emotionally abused Aurora that even Harper felt guilty later on. When I look at Aurora/ Harper relationship it reminds me of Pink diamond/ Blue diamond from Steven universe type of relationship, but about that I can write another post about it if you want and explain it further. For real we need to know her backstory of her with Harper.
*Phew* Now let's go with "God tier" and Bryce Lahela takes a cake. He is very supportive and romantic if you romance him. 30 diamond scenes with him are on point from what I saw and it was amazing. For being a supportive friend and carefree, he deserves a medal.
Another "God tier" is Ethan Ramsey. He is so far most natural LI in the book. I may sound bias on that one, but for real he is. He doesn't straight down laying down MC if you know what I mean. He takes his time to get to know MC and get closer to him/her. He is one of people who went through hell this book. Dolores passing away, Naveen's condition got worse and losing his self- esteem. He was devastated that Naveen was very sick and didn't knew how to cure him. Just... it was hell... He deserves fat hugs and a diamond medal for this.... His chapter 15 diamond scene was just... perfect. He deserves a spot in "God tier".
Now we have Rafael Avero aka the superhero who would be by your side and rescue from dangers. He is totally one of friends who would support you no matter what. He, of course, is one of characters who took his time to get to know MC aswell I think. He is an underrated character in this book and needs a spot on and I think he deserves a "God tier".
In conclusion, this book is amazing and has many interesting characters except Landry and Declan who are biggest piece of shits in the universe. If you have opinions and want to share it, go ahead❤️ Like, reblog and thanks for reading my TED talk
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YOU CAN NARUTO RUN
BUT YOU CANT NARUTO HIDE
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you can naruto run but you cant naruto hide
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Summer Training Camp Arc/ Rescue Bakugo/ The End of All Might
Episode 39: Game Start
•the fact that Denki and Mineta physically went to Mido’s house to invite him to the pool is actually kinda cute. Too bad they have creepy intentions
•Momo:”Aw I was supposed to spend several weeks traveling Venice with my parents”
Uraraka: “WHAT is YoUr LiFE??” I feel you girl
•Mineta/Denki:”TheRe’S BoObS At tHe End Of ThiS TuNnEL”
Iida-Absolute Unit-Tenya:”HELLO FELLOW CLASSMATES”
•Iida is built like a fucking TANK what the heck but why the fuck are you walking like that Iida lmao
•Iida talking about how far he and Izuku have come as friends, I’m soft
•Kiri refusing to come without Bakubabe convincing Bakugo to join then looking so defeated when he immediately starts picking a fight I can’t with these two
•”friendly competition between classmates” cuts to Bakugou looking possessed before saying “I’m going to annihilate you Deku/ Icy Hot Bastard” bruh do you have an off switch or at least take it down like 20 notches you’re exhausting
•”YOU DIDNT EVEN TOUCH THE WATER”
“ITS CALLED FREE STYLE SWIMMING”
•Lmao the whole class is cheating
•I love how it just cut to a dramatic montage of TodoDeku moments while Sho can’t take his eyes off Mido WHY THEY ALL SO INTENSE FOR YOURE 15 HANGING OUT AT A POOL DURING THE SUMMER WHY ARE YOU GUYS ALWAYS ON
•Mido/Todo/Iida all just staring at each other intensely having their own inner montages. Literally anybody watching them “...are they okay?”
•Aizawa you party pooper
•I’m sorry but Kirishima is so in love and no one can tell me other wise no I do not take constructive criticism
•Okay that end montage is so fucking pure I’m. So. Soft
Episode 40: Wild, Wild Pussycats
•Kirishima “can’t keep my hands to myself/off Bakugo Katsuki” Eijirou
•Class 1B to anybody they meet: “we’re sorry about Monoma”
•Aizawa loves his class can’t you tell
•”Long time no see” Aizawa’s a cutie
•Lmao KOTA the first of Mido’s adopted kids
•These poor fucking kids can’t catch a fucking BREAK
•Koda tried and I love him
•Kiri’s heart eyes are so LOUD
•I love when they all work together
•”YOURE IN MY WAY ICY HOT”
“Then pick another route” Todoroki doesn’t have time for your tantrums Kacchan
•These poor kids
•Kota went for the KO
•”YOU FIEND OF A CHILD. GEEZ KID HOW OLD ARE YOU”
•”Brats got spunk”
“He’s like a mini version of you “
He’s right and should say it
•Mineta needs a muzzle
•The boys are all like we’re just as curious to see the girls but Mineta needs to calm down 300%
•Kota to the rescue!
•IIDA GOT A FACEFUL OF MiNETA ASS HE DIDNT DESERVE THAT AGSFJSHHSJXG
•Mina almost killed a child with her boobs I’m dead and so is Kota
•I’m sorry but it’s both funny and weird that Midoriya is just naked while being told this child’s tragic backstory
•Aizawa you are actively trying to kill your students aren’t you just admit it
Episode 41: Kota
•Testutestu is such a good boy
•Good training idea according to UA Teachers: Break yourselves or else you’re weak. Just fucking die then you can be heroes
•Tiger is amazing “I’m here to beat you guys to a pulp”
“I have some questions about him...” ME TOO RANDOM CLASS 1B STUDENT BUT I LOVE HIM
•Iida tries so hard
•Momo explains how her quirk works: smart and precise description
Sero Fucking Hanta: “like how poop works” BRUH
•This kid is literally just a mini Kacchan
•I’m sorry but Mido why would you ask a small child who you’re trying to befriend about their murdered parents like what part in your mind made you think that was a good idea
•Mina And Bakugo sleep the same way, starfish style, I love them. But who the FUCK is sleeping under a bunch of pillows off their mattress on the straight floor with their butt in the air (I bet money it’s Kaminari)
•everyone complaining about training in the dark:
Tokoyami: ”Revelry in the Dark”
•Kirishima’s too tired to deal with his angry boyfriend
•Todoroki trying to help Midoriya with Kota “be careful what you say, you can be really annoying” he’s trying
•Tokoyami constantly whispering “Revelry in the Dark” to himself is the FUNNIEST thing to me I love you, you emo punk
•It Dabi Time
Episode 42: My Hero
•these poor fucking kids I swear
•”we want our treat Mr. Aizawa”
“Do you want me to tighten your bindings?”
Oooh Kinky Bad Aizawa akshdhbekal
•MONOMA SHUT UP
•Spinner is a long lost Ninja Turtle Brother change my mind
•”DIDNT ANYBODY TELL YOU ITS NOT A HEROES JOB TO BE HAPPY” clearly
•I respect Testutestu so much
•This muscley villain is Bakugo’s real dad and nobody can tell me other wise
•Okay that fucking Bondage villain is genuinely terrifying
•KOTA BABY STAY BACK P L E A S E
•it’s been X amount of days since breaking my bones- erases whatever number was there and puts a fat zero MIDORIYA YOU WERE DOING SO WELL but for this we will make an exception I guess
•oh my fucKING GOD KOTA JUST R U N
•Mido really thought he was gonna die holy FUCK
•”One For All One Million Percent” MIDORIYA YOU CANT EVEN HANDLE 5% BABY BOY WHAT IS YOU DOIN
Episode 43: Drive It Home, Iron Fist
•Shiggy thinking in Video Games format is honestly so on brand
•Mido is FUCKED UP right now poor boy
•”We’re in big trouble” YEAH NO SHIT ERASURE
•BAMF Aizawa is my reason for living
•Okay I forgot how much I love Twice
•Aizawa seeing Izuku’s broken bones: ”AGAIN???”
•Kota’s precious and I LOVE DADZAWA
•KIRI’S SO UPSET THAT THAT THE VILLAINS ARE HERE FOR BAKUGO IM SOBBING
•”Teachers changing their minds about fighting, why do I feel like this is Deku’s fault” BAKUGO SHUT UP YOU HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT RIGHT NOW YOU DICKHEAD
•TESTUTESTU IS SUCH A GOOD BOY
•DUDE BROUGHT A FUCKING GUN TO A CAMP I FORGOT ABOUT THAT HOLY SHIIIITTT
•CLASS 1B MVPS KENDO AND TESTU MOTHERFUCKING TESTU
•Midoriyas doing a Naruto run because his arms are fucking broken I’m crying
•Tokoyami, Dark Shadow And Shouji IM READY
Episode 44: Roaring Upheaval
•Tokoyami tries so hard to be good I love him
•WE! DESERVE! SO! MUCH! MORE! SHOUJI!
•Yami is so emo And is just such a Good Boi AH
•Scared Bakugo is Baby
•Honestly they’re all Baby
•Toga:”I love messed up bleeding people”
Mido: shows up completely broken
Toga:”Mr. Stainy who? I want that one”
•Aoyama would be the kid who gets caught in hide and seek because they think they have a great spot and can’t be seen and try to peek them convince themselves still nobody saw them in plain sight
•Awase was fully prepared to die protecting Momo I’m CRYING he’s my new favorite
•Battle Plan Mastermind Mido is amazing
•Also poor unconscious kid just being dragged behind Uraraka haha
Episode 45: Shat A Twist!
•Kiri: “I cant let them take my boyfriend” poor boy just wants to help so bad
•Whelp nobody is safe
•LMAO Aizawa just stomping on Fake Dabi has me dying
•Shouto how long has it been since you last saw your brother...?
•Shouji SMACK A BITCH Mezo
•I LOVE SHOUJI
•Compress you freak get those kids out of your mouth ya nasty
•AOYAMA YES
•Dabi stop being a dick to your little brother I’m gonna tell Rei
•Kirishima is so upset AND IM UPSET MY BABIES
•These kids just wanted a fun week at camp LEAVE THEM ALONE THEYRE 15
•...Mic...is the traitor...
•I love how everybody hates All Might’s ringtone lmao
•All Might’s like only Us teachers are allowed to beat our kids to a pulp in order to better them as heroes y’all are just mean
•I know Mitsuki has just a bad a temper as her son but how do you think she reacted finding out her child was the kidnap victim of a villain attack? No matter what you think of her as a parent, that’s still her kid and she must have been devastated. But just like Katsuki she would never admit it to his face
•Precious Boy Denki And Class 1A coming to visit their hurt friends I love this class so much
•”I brought a present! I mean it’s from everyone. It’s a melon!” Okay that was pretty cute
•Kirishima being like “why is everyone crying we’re going to go get him let’s go gays time to get our Gremlin back”
•Kiri:”he’s still within your reach Midoriya!”
Mido:”...my arms are BUSTED my dude nothing is in my reach right now I’m still gonna come tho”
Episode 46: From Iida to Midoriya
•Kirishima is THE Best Boi I love him so fucking much I would die for him
•Iida’s trying his best not to blow a gasket
•”Hysterical Strength” yeah sounds like Deku
•”Go home and take it easy” lmao have you met this kid?
•Kota is so freaking sweet
•Izuku. Go see your mother
•Iida’s got some good points. I’m including that punch to Midoriya
•Bakugo must be so tired of being tied up and restrained you know he doesn’t have bondage kink later on in life just hits too close to trauma
•Kiri’s constant state of mind: WWBD (WHAT Would Bakugo Do)
•Mido: Stealth Mode=Wakanda Forever
•Iida has the best costume this is not up for debate. I also always forget he has an undercut, we Stan an icon
•”So the rich girl just wants to go shopping” I’m crying
•Clean Shaven/Neat Hair Aizawa? Hell to the fucking Yes Please
•I’m genuinely proud of Bakugo and the fact that he knows that he’s intense and scares a lot of people/ how he comes across is aggressive and almost villain like, he adamantly doesn’t want to be a villain even if everyone just assumes he would be. He wants to be a hero. Whatever it takes
Episode 47: All For One
•Rightful shoutout to Kendo and Testu
•”We are offering mental health counseling to every single student but right now we do not see signs of any serious psychological trauma” Nezu I’m sorry but those kids are officially fucked up for life you can’t be serious
•”what if they’re brainwashing young Bakugo right now towards the path of villainy” leave Bakugo ALONE
•Aizawa is like you come for my angry son I come for your throat try me again bitch
•FERAL GREMLIN BOY FIGHT OR FIGHT MODE ACTIVATED Bakugo has no flight mode only fight
•Mido: Incoherent mumbling
Momo:“this is peak Midoriya” I love how they’re just used to him now
•the boys are just like you’re not touching our friend you drunk creeps
•Kirishima came PREPARED to get his boy back I love him
•Bakugo just take the help you prideful little shit
•Okay Edgeshot is great where has he been all this time
•Annndddd it all went to shit so fast
•oh my god Best Jeanist is fuckin dead
Episode 48: Symbol of Peace
•”You won’t escape Shigaraki” umm so how’d that work out for ya All Might?
•Kamui Woods “IM SO SORRY” poor boy
•Talking to Best Jeanist:”consider me...pressed” All For One got jokes huh
•...yeah no BJ REALLY Fuckin Ded
•These kids are so fucking traumatized
•A WILD BAKUGOU APPEARS
•Twice has big Deadpool energy tbh
•Lmao Iida has had enough
•Mom and Dad of group award goes to Iida and Momo
•All For One: asks Kurogiri to help warp the League
Also All For One: Stabs him while doing it
•”I don’t think so. Because... I Am Here!” All For One really said Fuck All Might
•All these kids think in Video Game Lmao
•I know there’s a lot of commotion happening but I definitely feel like the villains would be able to hear them talking
•Midoriya went to Kirishima like time to get your asshole boyfriend back you lovesick fool
•”YOU IDIOTS” you’re smiling because your friends are here you jerk
•Everyone’s so intense then Kiri-fucking-shima is there smiling like an idiot because BAKUGO’S BACK
•ALL MIGHT ALL MIGHT ALL MIGHT ALL MIGHT
•...I always forget Shiggy’s familial lineage and it’ makes me sad every time
•I love this episode so MUCH
Episode 49: One For All
•YOUNG MIGHT
•Nana Shimura looks just like Momo...Todoroki Secret Lovechild Theories Intensifies
•”YOU GUYS DIDN’T RESCUE ME YOU WERE MY BEST ESCAPE ROUTE”
“You’re welcome!”
Oh Bakugo just say thank you
•...soooo many people died in Camino Ward, man...
•Aizawa looks so young
•ALL THE KIDS WATCHING THEIR TEACHER AND HERO GET BEATEN TO A PULP HORRIFYINGLY IM SO UPSET
•All For One really just pulled an “I am your father” move but with Shiggy and Nana that’s messed up
•THE PEOPLE RALLYING BEHIND ALL MIGHT IM SOBBING YALL
•NOW IS NOT THE TIME ENDEAVOR
•THERE WE GO THATS BETTER
•Everyone loves All Might I’m so soft
•I’m genuinely crying guys
•...can everyone hear All For One talking about Midoriya oorrrrr???
•All Might you’re pulling a Deku pleaSE STOP
•United States of Smash I cant
•Kirishima really tried holding Bakugo’s hand YALL
•...Bakugo knows
•I love this episode too I’m so upset
Episode 50: End of the Beginning, Beginning of the End
•Gran Torino explaining why they didn’t know about Shimura’s family/Shigaraki is. Sad
•Bakugo is traumatized someone please help him
•Endeavor and Bakugo are the same person and I hate it
•Midoriya and All Might running to each other on the beach is big Marty and Alex from Madagascar energy I’m cackling
•PROUD DADMIGHT MAKES ME SOFT YOU’RE BOTH CRYING AND I AM S O F T
• PARENT TIME YES
•Jirou’s parents are so cool, Kyoka’s so cool THE JIROUS ARE SO COOL
•Oh my god the Bakugos are so CHAOTIC
•It all makes so much sense why he is the way he is and it’s all. Too much. Poor Katsuki
•He’s so. Tired. You can tell. I just want to give him a hug
•”Be CoOl MoM” Izu you’re just as tense and you’ve been with All Might for literally HOW LONG???
•Mama Midoriya is. Right. But that sucks for Izuku
•This is. So. Emotional
Last part of Season 3 is next. DORM LIFE BABY just a little less angst thank god these kids need a break
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