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those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

#dungeon meshi #okay

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

#sw #LOSING it

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love when christians threaten ppl with the rapture. like youre all gonna leave at once? for free? im so downnn

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not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)

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aroace flag but it's colorpicked from this image of tintin :)

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it’s no longer 4/13 but homestuck never dies

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Desolation Tim hnrhghghgh

#tma

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our teacher was like you really should try to finish as much of your dissertation as possible before leaving for your internship because you're not gonna care about it once it starts and you know. she was right,

#.txt #could not give a single shit. not one

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did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Kendall Roy / Franz Kafka’s Letter to His Father

#succession #okay....

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"i hate microlabels" yeah i also kind of dislike the idea of putting ourselves and our identities into very specific boxes, i think it can be really isolating- ohh wait you mean you think they're invalid. ohh no that's not the way to look at it. killing you

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anyway *romcoms your hoffstrahm* here's a when harry met sally AU now that @degloved has put that idea in my head <33

#saw #THIS IS SO CUTEEE I DDINT SEE THIS... MAN #the dancing one is so good..

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something about being so so so very touch starved. they'll deny any of this ever happened in the next jigsaw meeting

#saw #WAUGH...