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[saint-gerard-of-arc]

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[rant in the tags]

#witchy.txt #i am THIS close to just fucking delete the cursed motley crue images blog #I swear to god. I swear to god if I see one more person blow my notes the fuck up with likes I'm gonna burn the place to the ground #they're not even reblogs!!! what are you gonna do. save those pics for later??? i-- #UGH #this isn't instagram you fuckers. you absolute fuckers #you absolute clowns #sorry I just. I don't know I'm frustrated okay? it used to be fun but now it's the third time TODAY that ppl would spam like the blog #the only reason why I keep that shit up is to read the tags of pppl rbing the pics bc y'all are so much funnier than me #but when someone just spam likes it boils my piss #and really makes me question if it's still worth it #I'm questioning if it's worth the anxiety everytime I see this wall of notifications of nothingness #ugh-- okay I'll fuck off now sorry for the rant #maybe if I get anxiety for notifications I really should either take a break or just delete the blog huh #but on the other hand. I feel like the cursed blog has so much more to offer #(eventually when I get up my ass and actually update it with more pics) #like I'm on a mission here and it's not over yet #ugh whatever y'know. just whatever #I'm just shouting in the void here so who cares

[peppermintspider]

Seeing the statistics of Cyberbullying is actually hilarious. Like damn, bitches really be out here getting cyberbullied when all they have to do is block an account or delete theirs. Wow

#y’all are so funny #I’ll never take you seriously #you have to LET yourself get cyberbullied #also my block list on this site alone is around 200 and only like 3 of those have tried to start things with me #it’s really easy to not get cyberbullied #and I know there were a few instances of people being bullied who didn’t have an internet presence #but there are (almost always) legal steps you can take #so again. your fault #sorry #no one is forcing you to just take it. and even before there were block options and before internet culture evolved #nothing was stopping you from deleting your account #now-a-days #if a site doesn’t have a #block and report #option. then you really shouldn’t be using it because it’s either new or a cover for something #you absolute clowns

[emilypemily]

You know what, it’s been a couple of years but I’m still mad that my ‘Another Barbara Kruger Rip-Off’ design got removed from Redbubble for resembling Supreme too much

#you absolute clowns

[lobsterfork]

DEATH: change, transformation, transition, endings, rebirth

THE FOOL: innocence, freedom, spontaneity, new beginnings

so i know it's incredibly unlikely, but if any of y'all are in South Australia, these are available to be tattooed (non-repeatable, a one-and-done situation.) bookings via Panko Tattoo. B&G, best suited to thigh and calf. 10% of all proceeds will be donated to the entertainment community fund to support the writers, actors, and creatives currently on strike. come get stabbed, sluts.

thank you so much to everyone, especially @transgenderpirate, who helped with these alignments!

#also lemme know if anyone would be interested in prints #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbeard #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #ed x stede #GOOD FUCKING LUCK TO THE POOR SODS THAT BUY THESE #you are gonna be stuck in that chair for like 8 hours #the details in stede's shirt and ed's hair????? #why do i do this to myself i am not a fine line artist #also death is absolutely the perfect card for ed #you can pry transfemme ed outta my cold dead hands #packing ed's gender identities into my heart like clowns into a car

[the-kipsabian]

saw a take so fucking rancid on twitter i almost deleted the entire app from my phone jesus fucking christ

first of all ao3 is an archive site. this is like going to the library and saying "oh i dont like this" on every piece of media you find that you dislike and thinking they should be stamped with some sort of a marker just cause you didnt like it

you can always click back and leave. fic writers owe you nothing to explain themselves and their creations. if they have mistagged or miscategorized fics, then i understand, however there are report tools for that instead of yelling at the artist tbh

im not saying free works arent necessarily above criticism. but this is just. fucking wild. its common courtesy to just enjoy stuff (or fucking leave if you dont, the back button is free) and if the artist specifically asks for critiques, then give one - constructive that is, shitting all over someones work is not proper criticism, mind you

i just find it fucking wild people are treating art and archive sites as social media these days like this and everything needs to be policed and ~catered to the algorithm~ like. no. ao3 doesnt have an algorithm. you should be able to fucking tell what you like and what you dont like and steer away from that kind of content and let people fucking be with their art. they dont owe you anything (except trigger warnings i'd argue, but i know some people disagree with that as well for some reason), and imagine how much more energy you'd have if you only engaged with things you liked and spent time looking at instead of going to places where you dont enjoy yourself. let alone spending time telling other people you dont enjoy what they enjoy. what a fucking life

#like what the fuck #where is the common courtesy of fandoms these days im just fucking asking. its ridiculous #the back button is free. shutting your fucking mouth is free. constructive criticism when people ask for it is nice but only then #these are fucking basic level fandom engagement things #am i old or are people just this fucking awful now that these guidelines dont exist anymore #im just. ough #sorry i had to get this out. idk as someone who has never left unsolicited advice for anyone and never gotten it back it just #it fucking grinds me that people are like this now. like fucking wow #ive been here for almost two decades soon and i still know how to behave. yall better fucking learn #im gonna go back to video game sorry i really needed to yell for a hot fucking second #if you choose to reblog this dont fucking clown on it okay. god #night is an absolute mess on main

[agir1ukn0w]

I love how Buggy is supposed to be like the ultimate scary clown but the minute we all saw him we were like: I WANNA [REDACTED] THAT GUY SO BAD AND SIT ON HIS [REDACTED] WHILE HE [REDACTED] MY [REDACTED], etc.

#dude can chop himself up into pieces like that should be the stuff of nightmares #instead we’re all absolute hos for this freaky little guy #and rightly so (have you seen jeff ward?!)😅👌 #buggy one piece #buggy x reader #buggy thoughts #op buggy #captain buggy #buggy the genius jester #buggy the clown #buggy pirates #jeff ward #one piece netflix #one piece #one piece live action #op live action #op #opla cast #opla

[clownsuu]

Small detour of what I usually post, but I absolutely wish (other) clown the best of luck during these confusing and almost hopeless times- nobody knows how to deal with such amount of attention in such short amount of time- a blessing and a curse to behold

#Seeing their posts absolutely shattered me #I may never be able to relate to how he’s going through rn but at least I can relate to the fear of living in absolute fear #the fear of unable to be yourself in your own home with creative and personal freedom #The fear of being terrified that the thing that gives you the most innocent happiness will be heavily demonized and threatened #The fear of getting caught doing something you love and being yourself with your found identity #The fear of destruction #I relate heavily to this and to feel you are going to be caught doing anything that isn’t a crime hurts #I wish him safety and love during these stressful days #He’s brought so much joy to my life that I must keep private irl too #Whatever he decides for the fandom I will fully support it #I will still continue posting of course unless he wishes otherwise #If he sees this (which I doubt) hey other clown lmao- you are loved and not alone #It may be scary but you are not alone- you will never be alone #There will always be people out there who love you and there will always be those who are not even worth giving time of day #The internet is both a blessing and a cruel cruel unforgiving place #I hope it doesn’t deter you from doing what you love and hold dear #I hope you have anyone you can be with online or in irl that can give you the comfort you need #You deserve peace and security #Do what you feel is best #Welcome home

[ghostespresso]

staff logging on to tumblr dot com today

#staff sweetie i Promise you an algorithm would kill this webbed site #changing the way reblogs look/work would Absolutely kill this webbed site too #this is a Blogging Platform i dont want it to be like tiktok or twitter jesus #if you NEED to change something literally listen to the the Tumblr Users you pretend you cant hear #if money is what you need make your userbase Happy and you should be fine #the shop is fine blaze posts are fine ad free subscriptions are fine but dont get rid of shit that Works For You in favor of making money #someone really laced up their clown boots today im. so tired staff please dont #tumblr staff #EDIT: staff updated their original post to say we were all misunderstanding but #that doesnt stop the post from being stupid #the whole post was worded for Investors and then presented to the userbase #if you say 'we have big changes planned!' and dont put in the 'as options' its Your Fault that people read it as 'were changing everything' #staff isnt stupid. they know how they Should have worded it better than what they did #so yeah. someone Did lace up their clown boots before they hit post #edit pt 2 lol for the record i dont think tumblr would actually go through with all their changes in that post #they know how the userbase is and there are A Lot of us #i just dont like how? idk. condescending? the post sounded #and out of every place on the internet being being burned alive in the name of money #tumblr is the one place i know enough about to be Actually mad at lol #ive really liked some stuff staff has done in recent years #but talking to your userbase that way wasnt one

[il-predestinato]

When Christian Horner supports and believes in Charles Leclerc more than his own team principal... 💀💀💀

📸: DTS screenshots, season 5

#charles leclerc #christian horner #dts season 5 #dts spoilers #scuderia ferrari (derogatory) #mattia binotto (derogatory) #i would like to once again extend the biggest EFF YOU to mattia binotto #eksjfdhs absolute fkin clowns #christian defending his son in law's honour like it's nobody's business 😭😭😭 #lestappen

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

news!

looks like we have one more day to wait Excitedly! i'll be streaming tomorrow the, i suppose!

#i hope everything is going well <3 #we can wait one more day! no worries! we've gone this long yk yk #one more day of hype... and honestly? saturday probably works better lmao #godspeed clown & clown's team 🫡 #Tomorrow!!!! Tomorrow!!! #absolutely unprompted #see you all then for stream part two: electric boogaloo

[l8tof1]

[stares directly into camera]

#yea we've noticed you absolute clowns #love how much they've shot themselves in the foot with how much they've interfered with the natural competition and jeopardy of the sport #f1 #clown sport

[nutcasewithaknife]

that's it that's the show

#fanghua #mysterious lotus casebook #li lianhua #you absolute CLOWN of a man #lily's mlc rewatch

[a-mongooose]

Listen I just think they’re neat that’s it that’s the caption

#welcome home #welcome home arg #welcome home sally #welcome home julie #sally starlet #julie joyful #clown shaped coffin #wow i love puppets #puppets are so cool #Im not usually a big fan of ARGs but this one is so ????? idek but it is absolutely grand #clown did an excellent job and i hope theyre doing alright with everything going on #they deserve a break #if you haven't checked out Welcome Home yet PLEASE do #i promise it's worth your time #just pls remember to be respectful guys <3 #i hope you have a good day :) #-Your friends at the Maverick Motel

[overly-hubristic-mad-scientist]

I desperately need to know the circumstances that lead to that weird period in like 70s-80s where they just made a horror movie about any and everything

#Absolutely no trashed concept you think something up it’s been a horror movie concept at that point in time #What if you were fucked by an alien and had a grotesque baby inside you? already a thing #What if space clowns came and started killing people? Already a movie #What if my best friends car is weirdly possessive and murders anybody who gets in the way? Already a thing #What if my neighbour is secretly a vampire and wants my girlfriend as one of his victims? A movie #What if people were sold alcohol that literally dissolves the body? A movie #What if ice cream was evil? A movie #Wild thing is most of these movies are actually really good #Like way better than the premise alone would have you believe #killer klowns from outer space #christine 1983 #Inseminoid #fright night 1985 #street trash 1987 #the stuff 1985 #Horror movies #camp horror

[gojoest]

satoru who is petty enough to wear shoko’s crop top bc you once wore suguru’s hoodie

#— ai rambles #you're like ok but it was cold and he gave it to me #and he's like ok but it's hot and i took it from her #so what (with a hmph) #ok whatever you absolute clown

[qqueenofhades]

#shadow and bone #@netflix i hope you step on all the legos in existence #you wait MONTHS for the strikes to be over #AND THEN CANCEL IT? #absolute CLOWN behavior #guess i am gonna have to start mulling that Lost in Wonderland sequel/s3 fic #good to know they're still the fucking worst 🙃