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for any followers who haven’t seen Interview With the Vampire it’s about the horrific experience of being in love with someone who is French

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A dopamine boost

#oh my goddddd?????

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there are characters for whom “poor little meow meow” doesn’t quite cut it. To me he’s like a traumatized pit bull mix with a bite history and I’m the white girl with a savior complex trying to stop them from putting him down

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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

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mentally im friends with a lot of u guys even if we dont talk or never have talked and probably will never talk directly. its ok. the warriors bond transcends words

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Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

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i hope shein gets shut down i hope ai projects get shut down i hope billionaires go bankrupt i hope public transportation expands fast i am so tired of the world’s bs

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I think what non trekkies don’t absorb about Spock from osmosis as a pop culture icon is that he’s SO Goth

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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

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I just saw someone say AO3 is “gay teens writing gay shit” and I have no idea how to tell you that most of the writers you love so much are adults.

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TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.

via reddit.com

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trans guy who finally figured out his name, about to come out in the funniest way to his friends: hey guys can i be frank with you all

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liberté, egalité, fraternité et yaoi

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Literally nothing will make me more evil than just being sort of overwhelmed by Noises