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boltgunkiller-archive · 4 months

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my glee powers are too great, why’s my sister starting to get obsessed with it too

#miracle i haven’t made her rewatch sexy more than the one time she’s seen it #i seriously do not mess around about that episode #i’m nothing without analyzing santana’s behavior throughout it #the eye contact thing. her refusal to make eye contact during the sacred sexy sharing circle #and then her trying to keep eye contact with brittany throughout landslide to convey her true feelings for brittany #and prove that she’s being serious and genuine and that she’s full of love and wants to tell brittany her feelings #and even have a relationship. “it’s better with feelings” remember?#and then during the confession she’s still anxiously checking her surroundings #but she tries her best to look at britt #but then she gets rejected. and it hurts. and she closes up again and doesn’t even let britt touch her #she immediately turns away. no more looking #and then in 2x16 during the dirt locker scene she won’t look at brittany for a while either #she keeps looking at her locker (“i miss being your friend…” + santana replying with “still waiting for the question.”#like she literally keeps looking at her locker bc she got rejected and she’s reserved again because her expressing herself only resulted in #her getting hurt again… 😞)#and the “stop looking at me. i can’t remember my locker combo.”#yes it’s a funny line but also #distressing. when you examine her relationship with eye contact. naya’s acting is insanely good #Anyway idgaf about sexy guys.#this was meant to be about my sister my bad.#gleeposting

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dclovesdanny · 2 months

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DcxDp prompt

Dead serious 3/4

Damian ran away from home after a bad fight with Bruce and accidentally entered a natural portal. Danny finds him and agrees to help him get home, and they fall in love along the way, with Ellie wingwomaning the whole time.

This is after that though, when Danny decides to join Damian in his dimension. Clockwork agrees, but he warns them that while it’s been almost a year for them, it’s been only a month back in Gotham, and their bodies will change to match that, with a few abnormalities for Danny. The journey may also cause Ellie to de age.

Now, the Batfam have been looking for Damian for a while, driving themselves crazy. They got confirmation that magic was involved, and are assuming it’s a kidnapping. So when a portal opens in their backyard, they are expecting a fight.

They aren’t expecting Damian to step out with another boy who had Black hair with a white streak like Jason, but bigger. He was cradling a baby who had the same dark hair.

“It’s weird seeing you look so young again.” The unknown boy says. Then, he sees them, and they all notice how one of his eyes is almost glowing green. “You ready to introduce me and the munchkin to your family? ‘Cause they are staring at us like they have seen a ghost.”

#funny #misunderstanding #de aged ellie #dc x dp #dcxdp #dead serious #they think Danny and Damian are Ellie’s parents #and that the time difference was bigger #also yes that last line was a joke #i had to

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canisalbus · 5 months

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I am a vet student, and I had a patient today who looked like Machete! Made me think of your boys. Also, I get a kick out of the small animal veterinary surgery textbook, because there's a Vasco-like dog on the cover.

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#it's still immeasurably funny to me that #people are out there looking at various things irl and thinking ah yes it's the dog from tumblr #it's just very sweet #irl vaschete sightings #answered #districtfourmermaid #also this may be a weird thing to say but my irl circles aren't particularly varied #all my friends and family work on educational and creative fields #so whenever an online friend/mutual/follower mentions their job and it's something other than art and education #I find that genuinely very cool for some reason #I think 'oh neat somewhere out there is a (insert literally any line of work) who likes my silly dogs' and feel oddly warm and fuzzy #maybe it's just a sign I should try to socialize out of the box more

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eldritchqueerture · 26 days

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please please please please please let this be addressed in season 5. please tell john he is still undefeated it literally does not matter what happened in the dark world he had to take the deal with kayne please i need john to break down sobbing style and arthur to tell him he is still undefeated beCAUSE HE IS

#malevolent #niki.rambles #having a normal one. again #malevolent spoilers #YES HE FELL BACK ON HIS OLD WAYS BUT WHO HASNT #PROGRESS ISNT A STRAIGHT LINE THE IMPORTANT THING IS TO KEEP GOING #im killing kayne so bad for convincing john (or just affirming his beliefs) that the dark world was unforgivable #im also killing kayne for the end of intermezzo but honestly? it WAS funny. i do have to give him that #with all the grief and pain in my heart. i do have to admit #that was such an insane thing to do im impressed with him for thinking of that

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trentcrimminallybeautiful · 7 months

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i have this really stupid idea in my head that im frankly a little obsessed with and the idea is this: trent crimm doing a drunk history episode on ted lasso's first tenure at richmond. is that how drunk history works? i don't think so. do i care? absolutely not. it's a special episode who cares because this image is not only hysterical to me but treasured. i treasure this image. i hold it close in my heart and also laugh and laugh and laugh.

#ted is played by what is very visibly a butch lesbian in a huge fake mustache.#roy is inexplicably played by himself in a wig.#ternt drunkenly and passionately explaining this whole thing. he says his own line and the trent actor (who also has a wig) gets to act it #trent waving his hands as he's explaining all this. the host being like 'not very often we get to have someone include the part where They #come into the story' and trents like [dorkiest finger guns]#also yes i said first tenure bc this scenario lives in post canon fantasy fix it land where ambiguously ted comes back to richmond #at some point. and also both bc my tedependent heart is obsessed and bc it's really funny #marries trent. just bc i want this to end with trent--hammered and pleased as punch--being like AND THEN I MARRIED HIM!!!!!#[falls back on couch happily] :)#also in the line of that great 5+1 social media fic #by jessjessthebest. a sequel thats just like a youtube video like #'we made ted lasso and trent crimm watch that episode of drunk history about them' and trent is just. head in hands the whole time.#ted is DELIGHTED.#anyway i rotate this in my brain fucking DAILY. it's so goddamn funny to me.#ted lasso #tedependent #tedtrent #trent crimm #the line in question being 'is this a fucking joke' i just realized i did not clarify that #no but really im obsessed with this it's so fucking funny #also any image trent had left of being a ruthless ex journalist is thoroughly ruined #all of his former colleagues have seen him and drunk and giggling and fully admitting what he was thinking at the time and oh boy #hes a disaster <3

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flowertab · 4 months

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The beginning of a beautiful friendship.

#I LOVE the whole door puzzle segment by the way #there are so many funny lines #I have to see them all every time I play even though I know how to solve the puzzle already #also yes I’ve been posting these screenshots a bit out of order #professor layton #luke triton #emmy altava #last specter #spectre’s call

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fandom-geek · 9 months

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originally i took the first screenshot to complain that bg3 seems determined for me to be into gale when i have not flirted with the man once

but then i got that roll for "be horny about astarion" and it became ten times funnier

#bg3 spoilers #astarion #just imagining my pc panicking and going 'wait TOO MUCH THAT WAS TOO MUCH'#especially with the line she says afterwards lol #and yes gale has a wizard's hat he is a wizard and requires a good hat #it's also quite funny bc it means he hides his eyes in half his non-camp cutscenes like he's some sort of cool guy lol #baldur's gate

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reindeerswillsavethisworld · 12 days

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Corpse au case fic where the trio decided to try cracking a murder mystery, except instead of angst it's a comedy of errors where they make everything worse.

Like. Danny comes out of a portal dead and translucent and glowing, and there's charred remains of a human body on the floor. So now all three of them are freaking out, and instead of asking for help, or finding an adult, or telling literally ANYONE, they decide to just. Get rid of the body. As one does.

So that's what they do: they break out Tucker's nice shovels (because god forbid Sam's family owned something as pheasant as a shovel, and Danny's too afraid of touching their family's Patented Fenton ShovelsTM for... reasons), they find a nice desolate clearing in the woods, and then they bury Danny's body like one would a very unfortunate hamster who met their demise too soon under very suspicious circumstances. They even stay at the new "grave" in silence for a minute or five in respect and DEFINITELY nothing else, you know. And so, they bury the body, and then they (try to) forget the experience as some horrific nightmare.

And then, a year later, there's an uproar: the Amity Park's police department found the child's remains in the woods! And you see, Amity Park is not THAT big of a town, and the police estimated that the body belonged to a 14-15 year old child, and, look, there's only so many schools in a small town, alright. Obviously, the rumours start very soon in Casper High: about how the kid could've gone to their school, about how they could've died, about whether or not anybody was missing them, about their identity, and some definitely-truthworthy-would-I-lie-to-you-bro-come-on sources insist that the kid was murdered around a year ago, around the time ghosts started showing up. And these rumours obviously reach the ears of Sam, Danny and Tucker.

Now, you would've thought that their first thought would be something like "oh no, they found Danny's body", or "oh no, they know", or even simply "we're sooo fucked". Except. You see, the night they buried the body? It was really cloudy. And dark. And, y'know, it's very easy to get lost in a forest. And they were too high-strung, you see, they completely forgot to leave some sort of a marker or anything. And also like, it was so long ago, you know? A lot have happened, they were sooo busy and the likes, you can't really blame them for forgetting some things.

And here's lies the problem: all three of them just fucking forgot that there was a body left to bury at all.

And then it gets out that the police can't even conduct any sort of DNA test because it became corrupted to the point of being absolutely unrecognisable due to exposure to a large amount of ecto-energy.

It's now looks like a bad set up for a joke: an identifiable body of a child, cause of death unknown; the probable involvement of ghosts or at the very least a very large quantity of ecto-energy; a probable murderer on the loose, which naturally breeds suspicion and speculation; a town full of all kinds of rumours; and a trio of absolute dumbasses, who after hearing that ghosts were involved immediately went to stick their noses where they don't belong.

Rejoice, Amity Park! Sam, Danny and Tucker are now on the case! Except they are all teenagers, and nobody in their right mind will allow teenagers to solve a murder case. Plus, them poking around would be highly suspicious, but Phantom, on the other hand?

(people seeing Phantom helping solve this case and coming to the conclusion that the ghosts were definitely involved was not on their bingo card, but oh well)

They don't go to the cops, obviously: Danny at least in part because he's worried they will call GIW on his ass or try to arrest him, and Sam and Tucker simply because fuck the cops (one because the police is involved in a militaristic, capitalistic corrupted system that breeds injustice and furthers the divide between average people and the wealthy, and the other because cops suck and will probably call GIW on his friend's ass). They also can't go to any other authorities: cops are out of the question, as is the mayor; laboratory personnel will most likely just throw them out; and there're no witnesses or known relatives, so they're stuck.

Therefore they decide that desperate times need desperate measures, and so they enlist all of their ghost allies on a quest, hoping to find the ghost of the kid. Considering the amount of ecto-energy they were subjected to, they MUST have formed a ghost, they only need to find them.

Except. The Ghost Zone is a big place, and they only have so many allies, even if some of them are a queen and a god. So Danny bites the bullet and does the most stupid (debatable) thing he has ever done: he goes to his enemies for help. They're surprisingly understanding and willing to help, even if some of their reasons are a little... strange (Skulker and Johnny entered some sort of competition on who finds the ghost first, Box Ghost starts to seek out coffins (??) and Youngblood is not above to start torturing people to finally have a friend that is not either an adult or a complete stick in the mud). And even then they still can't find the ghost.

In the end Danny goes to Clockwork in a desperate hope that he will be able to glimpse at least a little of what had transpired on the night of the murder, and to Danny's annoyance Clockwork laughs so hard he almost pops a ghost equivalent of a blood vessel.

A few weeks down the line Sam hesitantly brings up Danny's buried corpse ("MY WHAT" "Your corpse which we buried in the woods, Danny, don't you remember?" "Yeah, bro, I think you dissociated the whole time we were digging the hole and carrying your dead body" "WE DID WHAT-"), reasonably saying that, you know, they ALSO technically buried a body in the woods. On that Tucker just shrugs because obviously it was not Danny's body, the place of the burial was way off, he remembers that there was a really big stone to the left of the grave (he doesn't and there wasn't), so they are in the clear. During that exchange Danny's sitting on the floor and having a panic attack, because he really did dissociate the whole time and afterwards legitimately forgot that there was a body to bury at all.

After that conversation all three of them leave with a certainty that Danny's body is still there where they left it, whenever it was. And so the shenanigans continue.

#yes i know that is custom made for some delicious angst and identity shenanigans #but also consider: this scenario would be very funny #three teenagers running around a crime scene trying to solve a murder case #and not realising they ARE said murder case #idk whether or not there would be an identity reveal down the line but if there would be one #i like to imagine vlad just sitting in his office alone afterwards head in hands #wondering WHAT he did to deserve this stupidity that went for MONTHS #like sir you did it to yourself when you decided to make a 14 years old your arch-nemesis #jazz is both horrified ('IT WAS YOUR WHAT') and exasperated ('what do you MEAN you forgot')#she's out there secretly hoping this sort of stupidity is not hereditary (in her case it kinda is lmao)#his parents are simply horrified (tho jack a few months down the line finds the whole ordeal rather funny)#the ghosts all forget about this shitshow rather quickly #except for ember youngblood kitty and johnny. they will NEVER let danny live it down. NEVER.#also danny waking up at 3am in cold sweat and remembering cw laughing his ass off: THIS MF KNEW ALL ALONG-#danny phantom #sam manson #danny fenton #tucker foley

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irradiatedsnakes · 2 years

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[ID: two digital drawings of subway boss emmet. he stands, pointing upwards with one hand and gesturing with the other hand (holding a pokeball), and is smiling with his durant perched on his shoulders. he says “i am emmet. i won against you. but i think i just got lucky. in a double battle, if you misread one thing, the rest will be totally different. you know." he dramatically points forward in the next image, holding up the pokeball in his other hand. durant happily chirps from his shoulders. he exclaims “please win 20 battles in a row and fight with me!” end ID]

the battle subway is difficult, but it’s so hard to be frustrated when this is the dialogue you get when you lose

#art #pkmn #submas #emmet #durant #durant appreciation. look at this funny bug.#also im being 100% serious..i lost against emmet a few times trying to beat the regular doubles line #and its just! impossible to be discouraged when he's cheering you on like that #like yes i think i WILL win 20 battles and fight you again! see you in a little bit!

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leahcee · 8 months

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no no no because I am very mad at how k*vin feige and the mcu made thanos and the blip this huge life altering event that was so traumatizing and heart breaking just to make it “silly” and have “funny” throw away jokes and restaurants in future films like that’s why ur shits quality is declining bro

#stop making every other sentence a joke and stop ruining emotional moments with supposedly funny lines #yes I’m looking at u Thor love and thunder #also like focus more on the characters ur writing and what story you wanna tell and the emotions u wanna evoke rather than just throwing #something together and hoping that the name brings in enough money in the box office #watching a screen crush video and I’m so irritated at how the mcu has decline in quality #AND ITS ALL THEIR OWN DOING SHDHEHDHDXH #mcu #anti mcu #sorta ?#anti kevin feige

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the-holy-ghosted · 3 months

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(mockingly) youre gay AND irish

#the heron giveth #ghosted (2011)#craig parkinson #john lynch #ive been watching a lot of john lynch movies lately this one has me in a chokehold. i cant explain it #this film doesnt fucking exist anywhere and it saddens me every day #theres also no version ive found online with subtitles so i had to add them myself please dont nitpick if theyre a little off center #ghosted my best friend ghosted the only film ever. ghosted.#anyways. this part was funny i wanted to highlight it. mean to him #do i even bother. with the character tags.#jack ghosted #clay ghosted #yes i do because if nothing else i will be posting about it . and i need to be organized incase theres anybody else out of their fucking #mind later down the line. looking for poasts #come into my ask box and give me a penny for my thoughts on ghosted this is not a mistake whatsoever

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oifaaa · 11 months

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Bruce: Perfect. Now my second son can wear full-body armor and pants when he’s following me around in Gotham. // Dick Grayson: Hey Jason. You wanna be cool like your big brother :)

Honestly I buy that the real reason why Bruce was against Jason becoming Robin was purely the lack of protection and then dick just shows up out of no where not only telling jason he can be Robin but gifting him the exact same Robin outfit dick wore short shorts and all

#ask #Dick definitely knew what he was doing #Also #I do find it funny that post crisis tried to have the same cute wee #Dick gives Jason the Robin outfit moment #But bc of time line stuff #Jason was already Robin for like a year #And dick gives him the exact same outfit he is already wearing as robin #So um yeah I've combined these two instances to make my new head canon #That dick just likes gifting Jason the exact same Robin outfit every few months #Like yes I still support you being Robin #A bi yearly check up to see if Jason still can be Robin #(excuse to bug Jason about how many flips he's can do)#Randox-talore

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tvlandofficiall · 9 months

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#ooc #swatchton #swatch #spamton #deltarune #this was supposed to be a funny screencap w the meme underneath. unfortunately just one screencap couldnt suffice #and yes. that is in fact a they/them edit of the spamton qna line #if people want i can edit the whole thing to use they/them pronouns but im not sure if they would want #also to be clear. i do think swatch is delivering that 'what a pity' with a not insubstantial amount of sarcasm #mx cuts spamtons name off his bowties and resells them

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toffeebrew · 4 months

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Forgot to post this here aha... PHANTOM!!

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skunkes · 29 days

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subversal of vampire using casual sex to find people to feed on so theyre very suave and charming trope by making talon insanely blunt selfish and offputting and he gets there anyway with the right crowd

#him being like this and still being an expert male manipulator is rly funny to me #he can't be suave without massive painful eyeroll beforehand...he'll crack the teeth he has left getting out some #stupid ass pick up line #talkys #like he's NOT gonna get u to let your guard down actually. do u want him yes or no dont waste his time #guy with issues tapping into the people who also have issues market

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kaisollisto · 30 days

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avatrice but they're both furniture tables.....

At first Ava just thinks it's just a really good day, the sun is shining at the right angle through the window that warms 3/4s of her. Her broad oak surface preens at the attention. She's always loved the way the window casts light. The slopes and curves hypnotize her.

There's something that calls to her, (the story, the mystery, the mistakes, the process,) that she loves. The arch, Ava pores over, there's a story brimming beneath the smooth glass. It vibrates at a frequency Ava can't get out of her mind. It sings to her and sometimes it drives her insane.

She wants to answer the call, to sing back but Ava is brown oak wood. She was made from the splinters of a great tree she can no longer taste. The memory lingers like a tender bruise, the taste of something greater, something familiar, but now all she can taste is herself.

She tastes like a forest fire, smokey and raw. It sits inside of her lungs smoldering, burning her up. And Ava has never known how to stop heaving.

Ava's favorite game is finding love in plain sight. She can't calm the forest fire but it's easy to pretend she isn't on fire when passion curls inside her.

She looks for lingering touches, worn away divots, the absence of dust. There's always more to it, a reason, a why, an answer that Ava seeks. (One that she doesn't want to know but seeks.)

It's been years but Ava can still feel her. She stands on 4 legs just like her but there is purpose in the way she holds space. She holds it like a museum (whereas Ava fills her lungs with as much air as she can hold).

The question itches at Ava, it paws at her chest and she's always loved to scratch. She can't find it at first, the love, the absence, the dust, the divot, it's hard. For once in her life Ava just sees a table.

And it eats at Ava, she permeates Ava’s brain like a fine layer of dust. No matter how much Ava wipes off, the dust still settles. Ava can't escape her, they've never held a conversation (but Ava has held the air in her lungs longer in hopes she could taste something different).

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(She radiates devotion, and what is devotion if not something akin to love Ava thinks.)

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