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atomicnumber47 · 9 months
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It's important to know the difference
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dodgebolts · 1 year
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tommy?
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infernaleikon · 2 months
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according to my boss, there is such a thing as “tumblr influencers”
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notcuddles · 1 year
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Me: Hmmm...my fear of the dark has been better lately
Brain: BEWARE THE ALBINO WEREWOLF BOY [intrusive images of some little freak crawling into my bedroom on all fours]
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marblesandstring · 6 days
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i love crackships. yes please throw these characters in a mixing bowl and see what comes out. make them kiss make them cuddle
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shadowdemon-esq · 7 months
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some of y'all be acting like you've never had a tasty meal in your life, yet anyone can just go down to mc Donalds and yank on the clown's balls until he gives you a burgers????
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princerevelucide · 1 year
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the BEST new pokémon in gen 9 btw are these two sanrio reject ass mice that count as one pokemon together
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but they they silently evolve from level 25+ into the exact same two mice but now they have 1 or 2 kids with them. literally you open your party to discover that these two mice FUCKED in their pokeball and have now sprung their kid(s) on you
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daftmooncretin · 5 months
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last three seasons spn are crazy. its just dean being borderline suicidal while sam tries to fix it by basically dangling his keys at him and going : “dean look! cowboys!” “dean look! strip club!” “dean look! haunted action figure.”
Meanwhile castiel is like i see that dean is suicidal, this is clearly my fault so i will remedy this by dying.
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taxinealkaloids · 1 year
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girls will literally turn their parents’ corpses into meat puppets to prevent the House of their birthright from being annexed by other powers 
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boxbrained · 3 months
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canon-gabriel-quotes · 4 months
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wear headphones :)
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Transcript:
As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.
Is that a strap-on?
Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.
Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!
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Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.
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I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.
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juicywizards · 1 month
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modern day saint sebastian
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tradingjack · 1 month
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There's no turning back.
... Is there anyone who'll be able to survive what lies ahead?
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cynicallyneutral · 2 months
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sakura: pick, a kiss from me or from her?
naruto, whispering: …a kiss from sasuke
sakura: 🫢
ino: 🤣
sasuke: ❔
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talkshowboymidis · 3 months
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watching the devstream, according to hakita, in the original draft of the diary entry in 5-2 ferryman was supposed to pass out in gabes arms, then wake up in their bed but he changed it because it seemed too much like they fucked, and also "its not fitting for gabes character arc at the moment"
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fischiee · 3 months
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the best part of rvb is when they refer to tex by he/him pronouns for like 2 episodes and church just rolls with it
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