#yeah i said husband

[rottysphere]

Get the hell off of him dingus

#resident evil #resident evil village #karl heisenberg #ethan winters #mia left her husband alone for ONE second smh #i wasn't lying when i said i was gonna start drawing my blorbos as bunnies. i've already made notes #art #critter scribbles #yeah this is another redraw of a pic...

[steamclouds]

80's ineffable date night!

I'd have loved to see them during that vibrant decade

Bonus :)

#yeah crowleys look is based on Dave Gahan because I'm biased like that #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #good omens #good omens prime #good omens 2 #david tennant #michael sheen #my art #digital art #80's forever Crowley is a Depeche Mode fan I said it first

[emotinalsupportturtle]

I can’t stop thinking of how despite it baffling most non-brits, and most of the Hollywood a-list audience, David Tennant decided to do a skit on his little lockdown rpf show, make a bunch of puns that only people familiar with British culture would get, wear a kilt and be his usual manic self when hosting an internationally prestigious award show

fucking power move

#And the fact that he actually succeeded #Most of the Americans had no idea what was going on but they just had to play along #He literally held them as hostages and said “haha I’m doing this my style and you have no choice but to enjoy it” #Sorry I just can’t stop thinking of this #The funniest part was how the audience was so confused and were like “idk what’s happening but I think I’m having a good time?” #Also let me subject you to some banter with my husband #It’s literally his world even Bradley cooper is just living in it #Turning up and literally going “oh I’m not nervous. Yeah tomorrow I go back to doing my actual job. This is just fun” #The power to do whatever the fuck you want in front of half of Hollywood #david tennant #michael sheen

[witchoverlord]

No, but: in the trailer we barely see Aziraphale, and when we do, he's just slightly turned or hunched over on something, so we don't really see his face, AND THEN suddenly he looks straight into the camera (preferably at Crowley too) and we're hit with the image of two of the most disturbing purple eyes in the world. Just imagen how gut-wrenching this could be… It would be so much fun. It would do irreversible damage to my mental health. I NEED IT.

#by god i would never recover from this #but then again i've never recoverd from good omens either soo #had this been said a thousand times before? #i'm pretty sure yeah #had i also needed to say it? #also yes because i'm absolutley right you know it #good omens #good omens s3 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #archangel aziraphale

[procrastiel]

uhm, their efforts are touching, your honor

#blushes #yeah i said it #i mean look at them #good omens #aziraphale and crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale x crowley #crowzi #ineffable husbands #ineffable lovers #gomens #ineffable idiots #it’s just facts #at this point i am convinced this is a sex game #gay so gay #aziraphale loves crowley #crowley loves aziraphale #dang nuns #messing with sexy time

[superkitten-poison]

i love you characters that are only valued for their looks i love you characters that were made to believe they have nothing to offer but their body i love you characters who use beauty to survive i love you characters whose beauty brings them pain i love you characters who are seen as objects i love you characters who see themselves as objects i love you characters who can't stand to not be pretty i love you characters who can't stand to be pretty anymore

#sooooooo many thoughts rn #banana fish #ash lynx #beastars #haru beastars #jennifer's body #tshoeh #the seven husbands of evelyn hugo #also about banana fish: #yut lung lee #yeah i didn't forget abt you #quinn fabray #my oc rubi shoutout rubi #last night in soho #lnis #poison ivy def applies to some extent but depends a lot on characterization #now to fanon-y maybe controversial additions #whizzer brown #c!quackity #yeah. i said it

[nat-20s]

I have already gushed about how much Shaun Temple loves and adores Donna Noble but I cannot emphasize enough that I am 100% certain she is JUST as wholly besotted with him!! I know in my heart they are like. An EMBARRASSINGLY lovey couple. I know Donna's like SHAUN!! HEY!!! and he's like YES HON?? and she's like. You have a cute butt :3. Hell it's probably WORSE now that her other special little guy is back and she's not trying to work around an open wound of inexplicable grief. Hope she has flex time at UNIT because she's been repeatedly late due to a impromptu 20 minute snogging session.

#dw spoilers #doctor who #donna noble #shaun temple #IM MAKING THEM EMBARASSINGLY IN LOVE BECAUSE I SAID SO #god the little 'most husbands would get worried. me in a box with another man' #'yeah but..not him tho' and then donna's little amused nose scrunch #told me EVERYTHING about their relationship #they love and like each other sooooo much #rip rose i KNOW her parents mortify her but in a positive way fjlk #also not to be a sap but i WILL be writing them with like #the same dynamic as my married 30+ years parents 💖. who were dweebs that put a star trek quote in their wedding vows

[lottieurl]

fundamentally i disagree with the notion that Jeff Knows Everything because he read shauna's journals. that implies not only that shauna wrote in detail about Everything that happened during those nineteen months but most crucially it implies shauna wouldn't be an unreliable narrator

#unless i see him say out loud what things he knows shauna did specifically and how she felt about it i just do not believe he Knows #his reaction when shauna took that gun last ep? his dumbass idea that shauna just wants an adventurous husband? #that man is entirely unaware #idk what and HOW shauna wrote in her diary but she's like ten hundred layers of repression and fucked up urges #just imagining her trying to write her lil fucked up diary out there is breaking my brain #yellowjackets spoilers #i guess for the gun thing mention in the tags #i'll eat my words if i'm wrong but i do not think Jeff Knows Everything. jeff has some idea #based on whatever distorted version of events he reads abt in shauna's diary #but yeah no i do not think this man Knows there i said it #yellowjackets blogging

[the-lazyyy-artist]

Tiresias: i see a man with your wife bro, and he has a trail of dead bodies behind him haha can u believe that?

Odysseus: WHAT??? WHO???

Tiresias: oh man bro, I'm kidding. It's you (not really you lol).

Odysseus: nah bro I'll become a monster because of that man, tnx

#epic the musical #epic the underworld saga #tiresias #odysseus #bro i cannot take that part seriously because tiresias really was saying yeah you're gonna get home but it's no longer you #and ody my man took that out of context #the moment tiresias said his wife will be with another man #i love a devoted husband #you're going home ody

[doctorsiren]

after becoming Phoenix Wright all day yesterday I have decided that normal life as a 19 year old college sophomore girlie is boring and I will now become a 35 year old defense attorney father

#doctorsiren #not art #siren speaks #/silly #I brought edgeworth plushie to work yesterday #and my coworker said ‘oh can I hold your baby?’ #MY GOOD SIR THAT IS MY HUSBAND! #and then he said ‘yeah but you can call your husband ‘baby’’ #and he wasn’t wrong

[bookshopbentley]

literally the only thing worse than if crowley doesn’t call aziraphale “angel” ONCE in s3 if they interact before they’re crowley and aziraphale again is if crowley DOES call him “Angel” . with the capital letter and the tonal shift . bc that’s what he is . an angel . yknow . because he wanted to be part of heaven again so badly .

#neil gaiman if you see this do NOT get any ideas you cheeky bastard #( i’m just kidding neil ily ) #no but imagine #crowley says what do you want Angel #and aziraphale takes pause . #and there’s sort of a blank look on his face . #because crowley has never said it like that before #yeah that angst would SHATTER me #but i would also love it idk #azicrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable lovers #ineffable divorce #ineffable fandom #ineffable spouses #ineffable partners #ineffable wives #ineffable idiots #ineffable bureaucracy #good ineffable omens #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #good omens #good omens 2 #michael sheen #david tennant #neil gaiman

[daz4i]

bsd fandom is exempt from "stop calling them old men when they're 40" on account of canon being like that also

#guy became a father at age 32 and a grandfather at 45 #almost as impressive as mori having like 7 different professions over the span of 10 years #bsd ages are just Like That. #(just yesterday i mentioned dazai being 22 and my friends lost it. husband said he feels more like. 28. which. yeah!!!)

[starrynightsxo]

'"Do not touch her."... "She is my wife," Cardan says, his voice carrying over the crowd. "The rightful High Queen of Elfhame. And most definitely not in exile."'

Cardan Greenbriar, The Queen of Nothing

#HE SAID IT #finally #better late than never I guess #go on cardan #supportive husband now #the cruel prince cardan #the cruel prince quotes #the cruel prince #bookish #books #booklr #cardan #jude duarte #cardan greenbriar #jude #jurdan #omg i love this #high king cardan #high king of elfhame #yeah sod off randalin #official queen of elfhame #high queen of elfhame #queen jude #high queen jude #king cardan #happily ever after #yeah I said it and so?

[fearandhatred]

listen not to be on my ginger crowley shit again but the gay scarf + chain combo really does something so unexplainable to me. aziraphale you need to do something about this, call me i have ideas

#fearandhatred #like you think the scarf and black dress shirt and suit are it. you think that's all #but then he leans forward or to the side and you catch a peak of that chain and ohhhh i'm gonna pass out #it's like if your character is inflicted maximum damage in a game and you think it's over but then the game becomes sentient and kills you #yeah i called it a gay scarf a month ago and i'm gonna keep calling it that till the end of time #chekhov's scarf as about 50 of you said back then #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #ginger crowley

[leahthedreamer]

If it’s one thing Season 2 reinforces is that Carmy NEEDS Sydney but Sydney doesn’t necessarily need Carmy to the same capacity.

Without Sydney and her leadership and intuition that restaurant would have never opened on time. Carmy is a work in progress, desperately needs therapy and probably a vacation and clearly couldn’t handle any semblance of a relationship while juggling stress and his past trauma.

Which is why if I had an ending of the show pictured, it would be them parting ways with Sydney earning his full respect as a chef and a Carmy hopefully free enough to achieve things himself and maintain some happiness in his life.

#I know y’all want them to be together so bad but like #carmy is THE self destructive man and Sydney deserves more than being the ‘I can fix him’ gf #as I said he needs her more then she needs him and it was VERY clear this season #not that she doesn’t need his mentorship anymore persay but she can operate independent to him and still thrive #can’t say the same for him atm thr berzatto trauma and ptsd is real #you need one on one therapy man the group shit ain’t working #she still ofc has her problems and her doubts and insecurities also trust issues so can’t wait till that is explored in the future #but yeah fav work husband and work wife may it never manifest to more #the bear #the bear fx #the bear s2

[alyona11]

AU where Narvin suggests Leela to formally marry him for the facilitation of the visa renewal and also for paying taxes

#gallifrey audio #gallifrey #leela/narvin #you know it's the only option for them to get married #narvin just comes one day being like 'listen it's a lot of yearly paperwork i have to fill do you mind if?' #and she is like 'yeah fine whatever' #and then in war room 3 somebody will be like 'leela go get your husband' and leela is like 'i don't have a husband *flashback* oh wait #maybe i do' #maybe this is why she said 'this is narvin he is my...narvin' #xDDDDD #leela of the sevateem #narvin