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r-aindr0p · 4 months
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Not even from this world…
I’m not really the type to have a bunch of headcanons or make some but if I had to have at least one it would be that when Sam says that it’s in stock, then it is in stock. No matter how much you doubt it
And then Yuu realises they can buy products from their world and starts wondering what kind of dark shenanigans are happening in Sam’s shop… Doesn’t work with people tho, only inanimate things.
(And it branches out to a personal AU I have in my head where yuu gets a bunch of songs from their world and sings covers of them online as a fun little thing anonymously and gets unwanted fame, cringe secret idol AU yeah)
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midnightmoonkiss · 3 years
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PIRATE DEKU 😩💘 but also.. pirate deku with a mermaid reader !!
Mermaid, ay?
This could go one of two ways..
Deku is in a ship wreck and almost drowns but you save him.. or
Deku somehow enters mermaid infested waters and it is not pretty.
Pirate Deku X Mermaid Reader
Word Count: 900+
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I’m picturing this..
The infamous Midoriya Izuku, captain of the Sleeping Dove, fastest ship to sail the waters, somehow gets captured by other pirates
Old rope tears into his skin, tied tight and bound against a mast. Rain thunders down on them, his ripped, white cotton shirt that’s stained with dirt and blood is plastered against his skin.
Green locks frame his face, defining his cheekbones covered in freckles and sharp jawline.
He was stripped of everything but his clothes and boots, it left him feeling terribly naked and damn near afraid.
He knew the waters they were sailing into, he knew those rocks that jutted from the ocean and tore strong ships down, he’s seen it all before.
He’d warn the crew.. but a dirty rag was tied around his mouth. His screaming muffled, his thrashing about ignored.
The skies turned dark despite it being midday, unnaturally so, even in this sudden storm.
And then... they heard it.
The angelic noise that drove all lust-crazed sailors to their death-
The singing of a mermaid.
Hell, if he wasnt bound right now, he’d probably be driven to his death as well.
Confusion stirred on the ship, but it wasnt long until the majority of the crew was looking over the railing and into the sea where no doubt a plethora of mermaids call to them.
And finally..
One jumped in.
And it became a blood bath.
It all happened so fast..
The railing torn from the ship by seaweed, the creaking of the wood as she was pushed and pulled to and fro. For a brief moment, Deku feared the ship would be tipped over and he’d drown like the rest of the men aboard.
Honestly, he felt like that wouldve been a bit better than hearing the cries for help that pierced through the previously silent night.
The stench of blood made the air thick, the rocking of the boat making him dizzy despite usually finding comfort in it.
He had to get out of here.
In his panic to slither out of the ropes like a python, he didnt notice a mermaid staring at him from behind, her arms freckled in drops of sea that reflected the light of the moon like precious gems.
She found him pretty.
Handsome, even.
Too gorgeous to kill, yet she desperately wanted to dance with him under the waves.
He only noticed her when she cooed at him.
He froze with fear, laughing under his breath.
Mermaids love the scent of fear, it intoxicated them-
He couldnt show fear, he couldnt let it freeze his veins and numb his body - unless he wanted to die, and he most certainly did not want to die.
“You remind me of a fish trapped in a cage.”
Her statement caught him off-guard.
Sure, he’s her mermaids sing.. but never speak. They weren't much for talking as much as they were for tearing human flesh from bones.
He somehow got the cloth that silenced him out of his mouth,
“Is that so?” He felt the need to reply to hide his nervousness, “Well I hope I’m not trapped for long.”
Just then, another mermaid jumped high out of the water, spraying those still on board with salty sea water before grabbing someone screaming bloody murder and flopping back into the water below.
Izuku gulped.
“I hope so too.”
He inhaled sharply through his noise, her intoxicating voice right behind his ear.
While he was previously distracted, she jumped on board, gained her land legs, and made her way over to him.
The ropes then were sawed off by a jagged knife she held, and he was free.
“You know, if you stay here, you’ll die.” She giggled, watching him crawl cautiously around the boat, strolling after him.
“And if I leave, I still die.” He was in quite the predicament, but he needed the things stolen from him before the ship sank - which, by the sound of it, wouldn’t be before long.
He ran about below deck, searching for his stuff like a mad man while she watched with childlike curiosity.
Once he had everything, all that was left was getting the hell out of dodge.
The ship was sinking, and he was the only sailor left.
He didnt know what to do.
He may be Captain Midoriya, but fuck, that didnt make him some super hero that could easily escape deaths door - even if he’s miraculously done it several times before
“Let me help you.”
You offered with a devilish smile.
“Why.. what do you want in return..”
He was cautious, even now. Even if you did help him, mermaids were not to be trusted. They took that trust and ate you alive.
Your arms wrapped around him from behind, hands feeling up under his shirt.
“Take me with you.”
He didnt have time to argue, and so, he agreed.
Take a chance or die, and he wanted to fight against fate.
The story of how Captain Deku escaped mermaid waters became muddled as the story was passed around, it somehow turned from
‘A mermaid saved him!’
Into
‘He slaughtered every mermaid that came at him, sunk the ship, and took off on a row boat with a hole in it!’
Not that he would deny that story.
Hell, he’d even elaborate on it. Drunken lies didn’t matter, right? He’d sail away before dawn broke the sky anyway.
He didnt learn your name until a month at sea with you on his ship.
“(Y/N).” You whispered into his ear, hot breath sending shivers down his spine as your hips ground down against his hardening member.
“(Y/N)..” he repeated breathlessly, cheeks burning wish a blush, mesmerizing jade eyes glazed over with lust, lips soon becoming preoccupied by your own as you both fell back against his bed.
He would soon familiarize himself with the name throughout the night, and you’d be able to know the effect the title ‘Captain’ had on him in his bedroom.
Horny pirates, am I right?
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shhh-no-ones-home · 4 years
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sapphires are a girls worst enemy ryan sitkowski x reader
+++++++++ Request from @ryansitkowskiswifey : "Can I request a Ryan Imagine? Maybe being jealous over him being around women?"
this was kind of vague and i just did the chris one like this so i changed a little bit but i hope its still good. i also wanted it to be the opposite of "diamonds are a girls best friends" by marilyn monroe because thats sort of what this idea sparked. hopefully its not too far off and i hope you enjoy!
Song: death is a party, invite all your friends by palaye royale
tag list: @cynic-spirit @alilpunkrock @svintsandghosts @theoneandonlykymberlee @thisplace-ishaunted @musicsexandpizza69
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"damn, where you going dressed like that?"
i said gawking at ryan in his pressed suit. he looked at me confused as he pushed his cuff links into the sleeves.
"why arent you ready?"
he asked and i raised a brow.
"ready for what?"
"what do you mean ready for what? get up, come on or we'll be late."
he pulled me off the couch and pushed me down the hall to our bedroom, there laying on the bed was a deep blue cocktail dress.
"wait, ryan, seriously, what is this for?"
he looked confused again.
"didnt i tell you the party was tonight?"
i raised a brow and shook my head no.
"absolutely not, im pretty sure i wouldve remembered a party invite."
he thought for a second, one hand on his hip and the other scratching at his beard.
"i could have swore i told you. but whatever, you need to hurry up and get dressed or we're gonna be late."
he handed me the dress before leaving the room so i could get ready. i looked over it before quickly going to the bathroom and doing my makeup. when it was done i slipped on the dress and curled my hair, pinning it back and spraying it with hairspray. i sneezed, making myself laugh a little bit before waving my hand in the air to get rid of the fumes.
"bless you!"
i heard ryan call from our room. i opened the bathroom door and stepped out, taking a new pair of heels from him and slipping them on.
"where did you get all this stuff anyways?"
i said standing up straight and taking his hand.
"from a friend. he said we had better look nice for this party or dont come at all, so he came in clutch."
i nodded as we walked out to the car.
"right."
i said as he started it, taking my hand in his again and pulling out of the driveway.
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when we got the party i was a bit surprised. id never been to something like this before, a valet helped me out of the car, offering me over to ryan as he handed him the keys. he pulled me to the door, flashing his invitation to the man at the door and granting us access to the large hotel lobby. we walked in slowly, being immediately met with lots of people standing around, drinking alcohol out of crystal glasses and swaying lightly to the overhead music as they chatted amongst themselves.
"ryan what the hell is this?"
i asked, him tightening his grip on my hand.
"its a party y/n, look we just need to be seen by the host and then we can go."
i shook my head, drawing my brows together.
"we just got here and you wanna leave already?"
he looked at me confused.
"you wanna stay?"
i shrugged as we walked across the room to the bar.
"how often do we get to go out like this? im wearing designer for fucks sake."
i got a few nasty looks from people we walked past at my choice of language.
"fine we can stay for a bit but you gotta be cool."
i raised a brow at him as he asked the bar tender for two drinks.
"me, not be cool? unheard of."
he laughed a little at me as he handed me one of the glasses.
"right."
i shook my head and took a drink.
"im cool. sometimes."
"sure."
he touched my arm lightly.
"hey, im gonna go find the bathroom, dont go anywhere."
i nodded, watching him walk away from me quickly. i sat at the bar, sipping my cocktail and people watching.
"and whats a beautiful young thing like yourself doing here all alone?"
i heard as a tall, serious looking man walking up to me, ordering a drink for himself.
"oh uh, im not alone, my boyfriend just went to do something."
he nodded.
"boyfriend, he must be the one i invited cause im sure i wouldve remembered a creature such as yourself on the guest list."
i laughed a little but to myself, feeling a little guilty at the blush creeping to my face.
"yeah, his name is ryan-"
he snapped and pointed at me.
"sitkowksi's plus one! of course! he did say you were an eye-full."
i smiled at the thought of him complimenting me as such to someone else.
"thats sweet of you to say."
he gently touched my hand, leaning further into the bar.
"well it is true, he also said you look best in sapphire, and looking at the dress i sent him id say he chose well."
i slid my hand slowly away from him, taking a sip of my own drink.
"thank you kindly, i was a bit surprised at his choice of outfit but am thankful for it nonetheless. it really is beautiful."
he reached forward to push my chin up, making me pull away form him, my gaze darting across the room. i saw ryan, talking to a small group of girls.
"just as beautiful as you sweetheart."
i was starting to get uncomfortable. and watching ryan from across the room made me uneasy, not only was he not with me to stop this mans relentless flirting he was starting to get touched by the girls talking to him. i watched as they giggled to themselves, the three women touching his arms and chest as they flirted with him. i was a bit frustrated to be honest. i tapped the bar lightly, looking back to the host.
"right, um, if youll excuse me."
he grabbed my arm as i stood off my bar stool.
"going so soon princess?"
i looked down at his hand before looking up at him sternly.
"wouldnt want to ruin this pretty dress."
i said harshly, pulling my arm away from his. he looked a little disgusted at what i was insinuating.
"of course."
i nodded before walking off in ryans direction. i was fuming now, how dare he try to take advantage of me like that, even knowing i had a boyfriend. and not only that but those women were still flirting with ryan. i walked up to the them and ryan looked down at me with pleading eyes.
"hes taken."
i said rather aggressively, grabbing his hand and pulling him away from them.
"and we're leaving."
i started pulling him towards the front door.
"wait, babe? i thought you said you wanted to stay. i didnt even get to talk to-"
"i did, hes a gem, lets go."
he stopped, spinning me around to face him.
"wait, is this cause of those girls? they were just asking about the band."
i scoffed at him.
"yes, the girls, of course."
i rolled my eyes at him.
"then what?"
"your generous host was trying to get in my pants,"
i poked his chest.
"knowing i was taken!"
he drew his brows together.
"really?"
i crossed my arms over my chest.
"the girls were just the tipping point. i was trapped at the bar alone with creeper-mcgee and you were over there flirting with the gaggle of idiots."
i looked down at the ground trying to not let my anger turn to tears. he ran his hand gently down my arm.
"im sorry y/n, i didnt mean to make you feel that way. if you really are uncomfortable we can leave."
i nodded, stepping into him and wrapping him in a hug.
"going so soon?"
i heard his voice again, the host. i tensed my body before looking up, not letting ryan go.
"uh yeah Gio, sorry, we would love to stay longer but y/n's sick."
he lied, looking down at me and rubbing my back reassuringly.  the man reached forward, moving to touch me face but ryan caught his hand.
"ill have the dress dry cleaned and sent back to your office."
he said, looking deeply at Gio. the man just looked over me.
"dont worry about it. A creature like this deserves to own nice things, she should keep it. after all, she does look stunning in sapphire."
i wanted to vomit.
"how kind."
ryan said annoyed, letting go of his hand.
"hopefully ill be seeing you again young thing. and i hope you feel better, if theres anything i can do dont hesitate to ask."
i nodded.
"thanks but at the moment id just like to lie down."
he bowed forward.
"then i wish you both a safe trip home."
i watched in horror as the three women who had been flirting with ryan flocked to Gio, hugging to him like leeches. maybe he was trying to break us up but who knows.
"thanks."
ryan said, unwrapping my arms from his torso and taking my hand in his.
"ill be in touch."
gio said as we turned to leave, walking out the door that was being held and going straight to the valet.
"i never wanna go back."
i said quietly to ryan and he nodded, kissing my forehead.
"and we never have to."
he said taking the keys from the valet as they pulled up. he held the door for me.
"id also like to get out of this designer death trap."
i said, desperate. he looked down at me, disappointment written on his face from the events of the night.
"Walmart and McDonald it is."
i smiled up at him.
"thanks baby."
he closed the door and i watched him intently as he jogged around the car, sliding into the driver side and taking my hand.
"comfort here we come."
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