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dans-den · 1 year

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My Top 5 Worst Movies of 2022

What's going on everyone, it's Dan here and today I'll be going over my Top 5 worst movies of 2022. I didn't want to go with easy one's like secrets of Dumbledore or Jurassic world: Dominion, I wanted to dig deeper and find movies that slipped under the radar or people haven't heard much about and review those.

I've said it twice and I'll say it again, these are my opinions and all of this is subjective. You may agree or disagree with me and that's fine. With that said, lets begin

Number 5 is Black Panther: Wakanda Forever from Marvel/Disney (6/10)

Right off the bat, I'm making a lot of enemies with putting this movie at number 5. Now keep in mind, this movie had to be rewritten due to the passing of Chadwick Boseman so what we got wasn't the original vision but rather salvaging what they could. I already gave my complicated feelings on a review for it last month and while I gave it a 6/10, I personally did not like this movie. It's okay for what we ended up getting, but I still felt they could have pushed this back and taken more time with it rather than salvaging what they could to make a movie. The first half almost put me to sleep and the second half is where it started picking up the slack. The end credit scene was nice but unlike the old post credit scenes from previous Marvel movies before Endgame, it won't lead to the next film but rather give us a hint at what's to come. Who knows when that plan or if it will ever happen. Overall, I'm glad they gave homage to the late Chadwick Boseman, but as a movie itself, its nothing too special. Shuri is a great Black Panther and I loved her personal journey, but other than that the movie is just lackluster.

Number 4 goes to Lightyear from Pixar/Disney (5.5/10)

Now this was a movie that had plenty of potential to be a great movie based on a beloved character from Toy Story, but it was a mess to infinity and beyond anything I could have imagined. The tone is off, its different from the happy go star commander were all use to seeing. Here it's a more serious and dark tone where Buzz normally gives off this upbeat and somewhat campy space ranger tone like with Duck Dodgers or the Jetsons or even Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, I was hoping that's what this movie would be like. The tone just doesn't fit, in fact this doesn't seem like a Buzz Lightyear movie. It feels more like a generic space commander movie with Buzz slapped on it for marketing. I also wanna address the "controversial" same sex kiss scene...it was a literal peck, not like they full on frenched each other so I don't see how that could have ruined the movie. The movie suffered due to its time travel plot being ridiculous and its tone being more serious than it should have. Feels like this was meant to be a sci-fi horror film rather than a Disney film with a Toy Story character. I admire that they're trying something new, but this is not the way to go about it. Plus the twist with Zurg? Like why? As I said, this movie had potential, but it was just not steered in the proper direction and it suffered for not staying faithful to the character of Buzz Lightyear.

Number 3 will be going to THE....MOVIE OF ALL TIME! Morbius from Marvel/Sony (5/10)

It's Morbin' Time! I know I complained about Lightyears plot but at least that had a plot. The plot for this movie was near nonexistent! This movie is something else, Jared Leto once again showing that superhero movies are not his best attribute less we remember his....memorable role as the Joker from Suicide Squad (2016) and the Snyder Cut of Justice League (he did way better there than in Suicide Squad). I already gave my thoughts on the movie back in April and while I did give it a 5/10 initially, I feel that the score needs to be brought down to like a 4 or a 3.5 because this movie is just a complete MEME! So much so that Sony saw the meme attention it was getting and had the Megamind idea to rerelease the film again thinking it would do better this time around....but it actually flopped AGAIN! This is the first film to have a box office flop twice! That is an accomplishment in it of itself! While I don't think its a great superhero movie, it's definitely a so bad its good superhero movie, to me this is more of a guilty pleasure movie that you just watch to have a good laugh with some mindless action thrown in. This definitely holds a special place in my catalog of memorable movies and superhero movies, This is a rare distinction on this list so Morbius I tip my hat to you for being everyones....movie of all time!

Number 2 goes to the direct to streaming Halloween movie Hocus Pocus 2 from Disney/Disney Plus (3/10)

Now this is one of those movies I felt did not need to happen, but since it's Halloween it's time to see what beloved Halloween classics need to be given a sequel for next generation. A sequel that adds nothing but just trying to be hip and with it. I tried to avoid watching this movie but I just couldn't get away from it. My sisters house, My job, even my own house I was doomed to watch and finish this movie. I watched it on several occasions to finish and it was worse than I thought. First off, the original Hocus Pocus was dark, there is no denying that these witches were unapologetically evil draining the youth from children (killing them in the process), turning kids into cats, bringing back the dead and trying to kill more children. The opening even shows them witches being hung, they even showed that in this sequel. Speaking of the sequel, it's just generic Halloween kids movie with the Hocus Pocus named slapped on. This movie tries to give us backstory on the Sanderson sisters which I'll admit is nice but it also tries to make them more sympathetic and seem like they're the real victims. I understand they grew up in Salem during a time when Women had no say in anything and witch hunts happened on the daily, but it doesn't work when we've established that they're ruthless in the original. But here, they act like grandma's where technology is foreign to them and they've become sillier rather than major threats and how in the end, they rest in peace thanks to the power of friendship. It doesn't make any sense, especially when they were destroyed in the previous film, they get brought back again from a candle almost thirty years later? It doesn't make sense and it just seems lazy. I don't think they needed to be made sympathetic, they should have been just as ruthless and threatening as they were in the original movie. I enjoy villain's who are unapologetically evil just as much as I enjoy the one's you can sympathize with. They should have been kept Unapologetically evil from the start. Also the main heroes (if you can call them that even though they brought back the Sanderson sisters to begin with) are generic as can be, I don't remember any of their names. The only part I enjoyed from this movie was when Mary Sanderson used Roombas as broom sticks to fly, that actually got a laugh out of me and that Hannah Waddingham makes a hot witch lady ngl. Other than that, this movie had no reason to exist. It was nice seeing the OG actresses reprise their roles, but this was still shameless nostalgic bait to gain more subscribers for Disney Plus.

After all I said, I'm sure you're asking yourself "what could possibly be worse than Hocus Pocus 2?! I thought for sure this would be the worst movie!" but you be wrong my friends, the worst movie of 2022 is....

Number 1 goes to The Munsters (2022) from Rob Zombie (1/10)

With everything I've said about these films, I can at least watch them in their entirety even If I gotta do it in short bursts, but this film was so bad I had to stop it halfway through and leave my own room just to reflect on the decisions I've made leading up to that. I was not able to finish this movie and I don't plan to finish watching this abomination. This movie has been distributed to DVD, Amazon Prime and Netflix (which is where I watched it). My god, I respect Rob Zombies work not only in film but his music as well I actually enjoy his music especially Dragula, that's a personal favorite of mine. I've enjoyed his other films like the Zombie Horror Picture Show, 3 from Hell and Lords of Salem, but something went wrong here. I also want to point out I am a fan of The Munsters, I watched the classic tv show as a kid and even now I still enjoy that along with other 60's classics such as The Addams Family and the 1960's Batman TV show. But this film is far from its source material. It get's almost nothing right except the bare minimum. It doesn't feel like The Munsters it feels like a parody of The Munsters if that. It's just impressions and costumes mixed with cheesy rock and roll elements slapped on it. The jokes and Puns feel so forced and the setting is just horror meets old time rock and roll. I guess it's an origin story on how Herman and Lily met but their characters in the film don't match up who they are, it doesn't seem like The Munsters at all. It's set to be in the 1400's but treats it like the 1970's or 1980's and it doesn't really seem funny at all it just looks bizarre. I have no idea what they were thinking taking this 1960's classic and turning it into this cheesy origin love story. The origin story could possibly work, but I think Rob Zombie was the worst choice to do it considering his main works. When I first heard The Munsters were getting a movie this year and that it would be done up by Rob Zombie, I was excited. Unfortunately, the movie did not deliver on anything. It was clever, it wasn't funny and I don't even think cringe is the best way to describe this, it's just unbearable and I will never go back to finishing that film unless I was obligated to or if I get lucky with a lady if I watch it, that's it. It's a shame this happened to a beloved property I grew up watching, this makes The Munster's movies from the 90's look better by comparison and that's why I believe The Munsters (2022) is the worst movie of 2022.

Let's see how many enemies I make today, I'll post my Top 5 best movies tomorrow and should wrap up the year for me.

See ya!

#dans den #top 5 list #worst movies #2022 #reviews #black panther wakanda forever #lightyear #morbius #hocus pocus 2 #the munsters 2022

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stevebuscemieyes · 1 year

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My pick for worst Horror flim of 2022:

House Of Darnkess, Dir. Neil LaBute

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mceproductions · 1 year

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Worst of 2022 Movies #3: Pinocchio (2022 Live Action)

We start things off with Disneys continuing trend of churning out live action versions of their classics.

For this year all 3 entries are equally bad but by virtue of elimination this ends up at the bottom by help of the usually reliable combo of Tom Hanks and Robert Zemickis. In addition to the surprising turns by Joseph Gordon Levitt and Cynthia Erivo.

Pinocchio is reborn as Hanks actually gives his all as Gepetto while doing the usual antics that have been added into these adaptations to stretch them out.

But only so much source material can have the same wow factor after 80 years and so many other versions. One other this year is stop motion by a competitor streamer.

Brings back memories of a previous version which was used as a punchline in a variety show on multiple occasions that actually looked better than a soulless content filler on a streamer.

That result doesn’t bode well for others in the field.

And promising as next year’s live action Hans Christian Andersen ponyo source material looks, many had this bad taste left in their system.

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SUM 22: When Drew Carey actually beats Tom Hanks at making a character come to life, the results continually prove newer isn’t always better for remakes.

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cinemaquiles · 19 days

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Uma fantasia filmada em Iguaçu: Os Guerreiros do Reino Perdido ("Wizards of the Lost Kingdom", 1985)

#Wizards of the Lost Kingdom #roger corman #trash movie #80's movies #Héctor Olivera #iguazu falls #Bo Svenson #Vidal Peterson #Thom Christopher #Barbara Stock #María Socas #worst movies #Edgardo Moreira #Augusto Larreta #Marina Magali #Marcos Woinski #argentina #Youtube

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flowernesslove · 2 months

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I just saw this and had to share. I personally, lol ve horror movies. I think they're great fun. Naturally, all my favs are on the list of the "worst" horror movies! 🤦‍♀️

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4L-d_5PhP8/?igsh=MXVudnU2cXBnYTZoaQ==

#horror movies #list #best movies #worst movies #who made this #🤦‍♀️

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blackevil97 · 3 months

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To cap off my experience of movies of last year, we gotta get the bad ones one of the way.

#movie #countdown #worst movies

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mediauncharted · 3 months

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Top 7 Worst Movies I've Seen In Theaters

January is usually the time of year where the worst movies that studios have no faith in come out. So to celebrate terrible movies, Nathan looks at the top 7 worst movies he ever saw in theaters, because seeing a bad movie in theaters is so much worse than watching it at home. From big budget blockbusters to ill fated low budget garbage, no one is safe. What’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen in…

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milliondollarbaby87 · 4 months

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6 Worst Films of 2023!

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#2023 #Cinema #Greatest Days #Love Again #Magic Mike&039;s Last Dance #Shazam! Fury of the Gods #Strays #To Catch a Killer #Worst Films #Worst Movies

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lungthief · 10 months

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listen. i know it's not 2014 anymore and i know it's just a throwaway line and that the russo brothers didnt intend for marvel action blockbuster captain america the winter soldier to become the tragic gay love story that never was but man. having steve say "it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience" in a conversation about romantic relationships right before the bucky reveal is so cruel. it's not just about steve and bucky obviously having the shared experience of being "out of time," it's the fact that they've both been stripped of their humanity in opposite directions. steve is a legend, he is an american hero and a national icon before he is a human being the same way that bucky is a weapon and a killing machine before he is a human being. steve knows that anyone who falls in love with him in the 21st century fell in love with captain america first, and that's just not him. but then the one person who knew him first and knew him best and loved him (not captain america, that little guy from brooklyn) so much he died for it is alive, impossibly. and it's a miracle because he's back and it's horrific because he's back under the worst possible circumstances. but to steve, the winter soldier is worth tearing the world apart for because he's always been bucky first. they find each other and suddenly they're human again. and maybe, despite it all, being "out of time" becomes a blessing, because in this century they'd finally be allowed to love each other the way they've always wanted to. like real people do.

like. no. the captain america trilogy isn't about two queer men traumatized and alienated by war and modern life rediscovering and reclaiming their humanity through their love for each other. but. i mean. it couldve been

#like you get why all the fics about those two are insane right. the narrative is just so goddamn compelling #and thats not even getting into the whole thing abt the serum curing steve of every ailment except his love for bucky #which makes him realize it was never an ailment to begin with (despite the commonly held beliefs about homosexuality in the 1940s)#and bucky being *electroshocked* again and again into forgetting steve #like howd you make your gay ass movie that gay and not realize it. its kinda impressive #sorry for the ridiculous stucky retrospective its 4am and i rewatched the winter soldier recently #its not that deep. its not its not its not . but if it was anything other than what it is it could have been. and thats the worst part #shut up riley #marvel #stucky

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khaliarart · 6 months

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So I finally saw Trolls Band Together yesterday.

Based on my favorite Cars meme:

#the difference is that Trolls 2 is the best of the 3 movies #and Cars 2 is the worst of the trilogy #trolls #trolls band together #trolls world tour #trolls 3

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 days

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Jumpscare Balloon boy returns in FNAF 2 movie..

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katapotato55 · 8 months

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what is your least favorite film?

i am sure some of yall follow me for my writing advice, so for fun why not reblog your least favorite film and why? my least favorite film is under the cut, plus a recommendation for a BETTER movie that tries to do the same thing but succeeds.

my least favorite film is this crappy Netflix movie called "The Shack". I hate it because it is horribly put together, anecdotal, and it's basically religious fanfiction where the moral is "judging people for being child murderers is bad and you should feel bad for wanting to avenge your dead children", with absolutely no good reasoning as to WHY it's bad. the characters are basically objects to press on the message of the movie and don't seem to have anything interesting about them, and if they DO have something interesting it is because they are unlikable turds with no substance. disclaimer: I am agnostic so i do not have any strong religious opinions on things. I don't care how religious a film is, i judge on quality. If you want GOOD religious media where it dives into why god allows bad things to exist, I recommend Brian Almighty. Its this really funny movie about how Morgan Freeman as god goes on vacation and leaves the job of being "god" and all his powers to this whiny douchebag named Brian. Its funny, it has that early 2000's funk if you are into that, and overall its an entertaining film and I liked it. and if you want something more serious, eh just watch Good Omens. I haven't started on season 2 yet but i heard its good. What is your least favorite movie and why ? feel free to disagree with me on anything, preferably with words and not pitchforks.

#asking my followers #or whoever is interested i guess i don't discriminate #i am very interested on your opinions on bad films!#i am not interested in any religious rant you may want to send me for criticizing The Shack. please take it somewhere else.#thank you in advance my frosty friend #ask #writing #stupid writing #bad writing #movies #bad movies #worst movies #film #bad films

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