Did you think it was over? Did you think we were finished? Did you really, truly, honestly believe we have anything better to do with our time than bicker over certified rotten animated features? Foolish. Four years after Cats tried to put us in the ground, we are risen again like the good lord himself. For humanity's sins, we watched Riverdance: The Animated Adventure.
Featuring: Unnecessary lockdown hobbies, things that go beep boop, Cami dated a guy once, grandma's charging dock, and Irishman colony collapse.
Movie: Riverdance: The Animated Adventure
Director: Eamonn Butler & Dave Rosenbaum
Rating: Poison to frogs
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intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie
I love forcing my friends to watch garbage slashers with me. There was a scene in the most recent one I watched where a girl said "Omg guys we have to run! There's a psycho killer!!" and the slasher appeared behind her and said "Qu'est-ce que c'est?" before killing her and the booing from the chat was so loud it drowned out the movie for a solid minute
I'm gonna sound so lame but I love shitty horror movies. People still put effort into them, and art doesn't need to be perfect. Give me a plot that doesn't make sense and generic or weird characters. I may not react in fear, but I'll still find joy in it.
I don't know if I love bad movies because MST3K instilled it in me, or it was just coming up in the VHS rental generation in general. It's a real chicken or the egg scenario.
Perhaps one helped the other?
This past week I went to the Merrill Historical Society to visit their (free!) exhibit on Wisconsin's very own Bill Rebane. At the exhibit they had the original cage used to make one of the two giant spider props (the one with the Volkswagen was stolen long ago, unfortunately). The fur on it is a recreation of the original, though some of the original fur still exists. Of interest is a short comic used to promote the film to distributors.
I'm trying to find the post I made a while ago asking for bad movie recs so I can look thru it again but I can't find it anyways anyone have good bad movie recs plzz
We interrupt your semi-regular art related posts to bring you this 'Blast From the Past'™ moment (brought to you by *brand name company here*). Today's installment is 'Tammy and the T-Rex' from 1994.
Do you want to see the brain of a murdered teenager (played by Paul Walker) get placed into the body of an animatronic Tyrannosaurus by a "mad" scientist? Well, I've got good news for you because that amazing premise happens here. I could go on and on about this "movie" but the trailer elucidates the viewing journey that 'Tammy and the T-Rex' promises.
The possible pre-movie brainstorming: how do we turn 'Jurassic Park' into a teen "horror" comedy?
The possible answer: someone crafted a cinematic concoction whose ingredients were 1985's 'Tuff Turf' (whole film here), Wes Craven's 1986 movie 'Deadly Friend', and lightly spiced it with some of 1987's 'Mannequin', and the alchemic result was somehow 'Tammy and the T-Rex'.
This has been a 'Blast From the Past'™ moment. We now return you to your regularly scheduled postings.
As a Canadian, it goes beyond a pet peeve when films use the worst fake snow imaginable. Like it seriously disturbs me. Have you NEVER touched snow in all your life?? It's crystal water--not the counter of a pastry shop!!
I can’t even watch it any more. I've turned it off. I don't care if the blood witch son ever saves his gf and fights his father to save the fairborns.
Look at this one...made by Canadians, you'd think it'd be better, but those poor actors must have been sweating in those coats.
There was no dragon breath in the cold air, the rope, this rope they were using in the first scene, just the way that this rope behaved--not stiff like with a slight squeak to it, like a proper rope in the winter, but like all flimsy and shit, and I knew that this Canadian show didn't even have the decency to film this in the cold. I would say a shiver ran down my spine, but it was more like a sheen of late summer backsweat.
It takes me out of the scene so hard that I can't watch any more. The magic is ruined.