#witcher quote

[mrskillingjoke]

Geralt: In what trouble are you now?

Jaskier: why do you think I'm in trouble?

Geralt: should I answer this chronologically or alphabetically?

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[sorrow-smoothie]

"You’ve mistaken the stars reflected on the surface of the lake at night for the heavens."

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[viking-raider]

Geralt: Help him. (Jaskier) And I'll indulge your curiosity all night long.

Yennefer: It won't take all night.

Me: Like hell it won't!!

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[fangirlsfavoritebardboy]

"I've just remembered. I left my... cat on the stove. I really must be going."

- Julian Alfred "Jaskier" Pankratz, The Witcher

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[patroclusdefencesquad]

can you believe it's actually canon now

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[izzy-hands]

Geraskier Incorrect Quotes [22/∞] (insp.)

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[hannibard]

I'm genuinely surprised this quote hasn't become a meme yet

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[fanby-fckry]

*Jaskier, getting his information taken after being arrested*

Guard: Name?

Jaskier: Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove.

Guard: Sex?

Jaskier: I wasn’t expecting to… But I won’t lie, this whole guard/prisoner thing is pretty hot.

Guard: No, I meant are you a man or a woman?

Jaskier: I’m a bard.

Guard: But what’s in your pants?

Jaskier: Nothing. You took all of my belongings.

Guard: What’s between your legs?

Jaskier:

Geralt: *under his breath* Don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it

Jaskier: Your mother!

Geralt: Fuck.

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[perseruna]

last night i dreamed about you. what happened in detail i can hardly remember, all i know is that we kept merging into one another. i was you, you were me. finally you somehow caught fire.

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[anya-chalotra]

(insp)

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[headcanonthings]

*An Alderman is withholding Geralt's payment* Jaskier: With all due respect  Jaskier: Jaskier: which is none 

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[mrskillingjoke]

Geralt: please don't Joke around in there. I know you're used to riffing with me, but these kind of people rarely have my sense of humor.

Jaskier: wow, you are really worried about this contract.

Jaskier: Okay, fine. I promise I will be stone-cold serious. I'll even use my serious face.

Jaskier: *is doing a stupid serious face*

Jaskier: If you wondering how I'm pulling this off, I'm thinking about the time when I was 15 and Valdo Marx called me a little bottom.

Geralt: was he right?

Jaskier: *blushing* yes.

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[humblebardd]

Jaskier: you know why I called you in here, right?

Geralt: yeah, because I accidentally sent you a dick pic—

Jaskier: *stops pouring two glasses of wine* accidentally??

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[cod-dump]

Nik: History was second on my list of favorite subjects when I was studying.

Price: What was first?

Nik: Geography. The atlas was bigger, and it was easier to hide a bottle of vodka behind it.

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[fangirlsfavoritebardboy]

"I'm scared too. I'm scared that one day the muses will stop speaking to me. Because who are we when we can no longer do the one thing we were put on this continent to do?"

- Julian Alfred "Jaskier" Pankratz, The Witcher

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[patroclusdefencesquad]

jaskier : i saw you and your wife from across the room and i'd really like to get to know you both better

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