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venusiancharisma · 2 months

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Cult Classics vs Astro Notes

Which Cult Classic film would you be, based on your sign? You can look to your big 3, in terms of moon sign being your emotional state, rising would be the film you're perceived as, and sun would be most relateable... this is meant to be fun, so ENJOY <33

Aries - "Fight Club" (1999): An intense, adrenaline-fueled journey of self-discovery and rebellion against societal norms.

Taurus - "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory" (1971): A story that indulges in the senses and teaches the value of practicality and appreciation.

Gemini - "Pulp Fiction" (1994): A fast-paced, witty, and multi-faceted narrative with clever dialogue and unexpected twists.

Cancer - "The Breakfast Club" (1985): An emotional exploration of the complexities of relationships and the importance of understanding and empathy.

Leo - "Moulin Rouge!" (2001): A passionate, dramatic, and visually stunning tale of love, creativity, and self-expression.

Virgo - "Inception" (2010): An intricate, layered puzzle that requires precision, analysis, and problem-solving skills to navigate.

Libra - "The Royal Tenenbaums" (2001): A quirky, aesthetically pleasing story that explores the dynamics of relationships and the pursuit of harmony and balance.

Scorpio - "Donnie Darko" (2001): A dark, mysterious, and psychologically intense journey that delves into the depths of the human psyche.

Sagittarius - "Into the Wild" (2007): An adventurous, philosophical quest for meaning, truth, and freedom beyond societal constraints.

Capricorn - "The Godfather" (1972): A powerful, ambitious, and strategic narrative that explores themes of loyalty, tradition, and the pursuit of success.

Aquarius - "The Matrix" (1999): A revolutionary, mind-bending story that questions reality and champions individuality and innovation.

Pisces - "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" (2004): A surreal, emotionally profound exploration of love, memories, and the blurring of fantasy and reality.

These pairings are based on the general characteristics and themes associated with each zodiac sign, and how they align with the central ideas, motifs, and tones of the respective cult classic films.

ADDITIONAL... :)

CULT CLASSIC CHARACTERS: GENDER IS INTERCHANGABLE, it's the energy.

Aries - John Bender (The Breakfast Club): Bender embodies the rebellious, independent spirit of Aries. He challenges authority figures and social norms, refusing to conform to the expectations placed upon him.

Taurus - The Dude (The Big Lebowski): The Dude's laid-back, pleasure-seeking lifestyle and his appreciation for the simple things in life align with the Taurus vibe.

Gemini - Ferris Bueller (Ferris Bueller's Day Off): Ferris's quick wit, adaptability, and ability to talk his way out of any situation are classic Gemini traits.

Cancer - Amélie Poulain (Amélie): Amélie's emotional depth, creativity, and desire to help others from behind the scenes reflect the nurturing, imaginative nature of Cancer.

Leo - Margo Channing (All About Eve): Margo's dramatic flair, confidence, and commanding presence on stage and in life embody the Leo spirit.

Virgo - Clarice Starling (The Silence of the Lambs): Clarice's intelligence, attention to detail, and dedication to her work as an FBI agent reflect Virgo's analytical and perfectionistic nature.

Libra - Cher Horowitz (Clueless): Cher's charm, social graces, and desire to create harmony and balance in her world align with the Libra archetype.

Scorpio - Lisbeth Salander (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo): Lisbeth's intensity, mysterious aura, and ability to delve into the dark corners of the human psyche reflect the depth and power of Scorpio.

Sagittarius - Buckaroo Banzai (The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension):Buckaroo Banzai is a true Renaissance man, embodying the Sagittarius traits of versatility, curiosity, and the pursuit of knowledge across multiple disciplines. He is a neurosurgeon, particle physicist, rock star, and adventurer all in one.

Capricorn - Michael Corleone (The Godfather): Michael's ambition, strategic thinking, and commitment to family and tradition align with the Capricorn archetype.

Aquarius - Neo (The Matrix): Neo's journey to question reality, break free from societal norms, and champion individuality and innovation reflects the Aquarius spirit.

Pisces - Edward Scissorhands (Edward Scissorhands): Edward's emotional sensitivity, creativity, and struggle to find his place in the world while maintaining his unique identity align with the Pisces nature.

These character-zodiac pairings are based on the dominant traits and themes associated with each sign, and how they are embodied by the respective cult classic main characters. Keep in mind that this is a subjective interpretation, and there could be various other characters that also represent each zodiac sign in their own unique ways.

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theesirenteller · 7 months

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“you’re pretty.” - “you’re drunk.” - 128 for Rio please🤭🩷

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐫

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞: 𝕻𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖞 | Masterlist

♪ Por eso friki-friki-friki-friki-frik, friki-frik, frikitona ♪

The Latin blared loudly throughout the luxurious downtown Detroit loft. The vibration of the speakers bouncing off the walls. The home was filled to maximum capacity. Sweaty, half-naked bodies either grinding against one another or swinging off the various stripper poles located in the living room. Blue agave tequila bottles, cases of Corona beers, and sparkling white wines covered the marble countertops. The partygoer's skin had a pink hue to it due to the pink and red disco balls that shined down from the ceiling. Various neon-colored pills were scattered across the living room table beside used red solo cups. In the midst of the chaos, Epiphany sat on the sink in the master bathroom with her phone clutched in her hands.

〘𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢〙

As she awaited Rio's reply, the dancer helped herself to another sip of her Corona. The incoming 'ding' of a new message from her phone caused her to straighten up.

《𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍?》

She couldn't stop the smile that crept across her lips as the memory of him and his hauntingly beautiful eyes swept across her mind.

〘𝚜𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚜, 𝚖𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚜. 𝟺𝚡 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐〙

After sending her location, Epiphany began drowning down the last few drops of her beer, and her friends barged into the bathroom. "¡Oye! ¿Dónde están los refrescos de la fiesta, huh?"Valentina asked. The Mexicana pulled her waist-length hair into a messy bun with her claw clip. The four girls behind her agreed with a simple 'yea!' in unison.

"The refreshments are coming any minute now." Epiphany replied. She impatiently refreshed her message box once again. Her attention then turned towards Valentina. "Yo, if Mario snorts any more coke he's gonna start needing little blue pills to have a good time."

"That happened about 200 lines ago." Valentina scoffed as their friends laughed.

"Guzmán is her prey tonight." Their mutual friend, Jasmine, joked.

"Mira, esta noche la luna está llena y mi cama está vacía y Guzmán está soltero y solo así que…" Valentina replied with a wiggle of her eyebrows. Which caused the ladies to giggle. {ʟᴏᴏᴋ, ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ ɪs ғᴜʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ʙᴇᴅ ɪs ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴜᴢᴍᴀɴ ɪs sɪɴɢʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏɴᴇʟʏ sᴏ…}

《500$ 𝙾𝚞𝚝𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎. 𝚆𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚖𝚙》

A pleased smirk spread across Epiphany's lips, and she proceeded to send him a kiss emoji before jumping off the sink. "Our refreshments are here chicas." The girls cheered as Epiphany slipped on her mink fur coat. Her metallic-gold, rhinestone-studded bikini was no match for the Detroit midnight wind. As she made her way out of the bathroom and through the crowd, Epiphany's six-inch stilettos tapped against the floor. Her heartbeat sped up at the thought of seeing him. She wondered if he would be wearing a black button-down shirt like the night they'd met. Black usually made everyone look chic and classy. But for Rio, that color was made for him.

She daydreamed about him throughout the elevator ride downstairs. But, it wasn't the dark knight that awaited her. Instead, it was a shorter, more buff, heavily tattooed male that she Rio with at the strip club.

"Not who you were expecting?" Mick questioned as he took notice of Epiphany's raised eyebrow.

"You don't exactly look like Willie Wonka." She responded while digging into her pocket for the cash.

"I'm his brother." He replied monotonously as they traded goods.

The exchange humbled almost in audible chuckles before they went their separate ways. Time passed by slowly the moment that Ephipany and her friends were faced with the baggies of drugs they were faced with. Excitement filled their eyes as they sat together in the bathroom. Valentina cut semi-thick lines of cocaine across her iPhone with her Amex card. Epiphany passed around the Adderall while Maria refilled their flute glasses with tequila.

A few bangs upon the door caused the girls to flinch and caused one of them to yell, "Vete a la mierda pendejo!" Eventually, it did stop, and the group carried on with their fun. The moment the ivory-colored powder hit the roof of Epiphany's nostril, it was like she'd been shot with adrenaline. The familiar euphoric bliss that made her world go from average to sunshine and fucking rainbows. She drowned four lines without so much as a sniffle, and after that, the party finally started for her. Epiphany felt like she could run a marathon, but instead, she danced.

Wildly, Epiphany danced topless on top of tables in the middle of the living room. Her loose curls bounced in the air as she grinds against her friends. "Y yo voy, voy, voy!" She and her friends sang along to Daddy Yankee at the top of their lungs. Her breasts bounced up as she began jumping along with the crowd. The feeling of her heart beating roughly against her chest as if it were clawing out of her body was the climax before the crash. She could feel the rapid beat of the music vibrating off her skin. Valentina's sweaty hands on her hips as they swayed together. Her nose is stuffy and wet, just like her eyes. Her mouth grew dry, and by the heavy pressure she felt in her chest, Epiphany knew that she couldn't bear another line or another Adderall.

"Fuck…" She breathed out as she made her way off the table. Her friends were so wasted that they didn't notice her stumble into the master bedroom. But Epiphany didn't mind because she wanted to leave quietly anyway. Her coat was thrown beside the empty bed, Just where she had left it. Picking the mink up from the floor, Epiphany slipped it over her half-naked body. As she buttoned it up, her stomach began to growl. The craving for salty, cheesy eggs swept over her as she sank onto the bed. Eggs made her think of him. Their shared breakfast the morning after consisted of eggs and bacon.

Epiphany sighs to herself with glee at the thought of him. She proceeds to search for a Xanax tablet in her jacket before popping it into her once retrieved. An opened bottle of champagne was located on the bedside table and she washed her tablet down with it. 'Breakfast sounds really good right now.' she thought to herself before texting Rio. She yearned to see him. To Feel his hands across her skin. To feel his lips against hers.

〘𝙷𝚎𝚢 𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚎𝚐𝚐𝚜 ??? 𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 @ 𝟹 𝚊𝚖 𝚘𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝〙

The bubbles of the champagne tickled the back of her throat as she sipped it. Not expecting him to respond, Epiphany stuffed her phone back into her pocket and left the bedroom. Just like every other party she went to, the dancing and drugs always turned things into one big orgy. The living room was a sea of naked bodies colliding and others laid out cold. The dancer spilled out of the loft quietly and took the elevator to the parking lot. The cool air provided a sense of comfort to her hot skin. As she walked along the quiet streets of the affluent area of Detroit, Rio sat at the bar on the opposite side of town.

The Chicago gangster had sat in self-isolation with a glass of Pappy Van Winkle bourbon in his hands. Beth was a person he could only handle in small doses or else, the urge to off her would be too great. Hot and cold she was and even when she invited him to sleep over her new home…he didn't. Basking in his own solitude was how he spent his nights when his child wasn't in his care. It was hard for him to trust people in a city of snakes. His thick eyebrows began to knit together the moment he received the text. A little taken aback that Epiphany had texted at this hour. Based on the order Mick dropped off, Rio figured she'd either be knocked out cold or in someone's bed.

For a solid five minutes, he stared at the text. Debating with himself on what his next move would be. But in the end, Rio ended up getting into his car and driving to pick her up. He hadn't thought much of it, instead, he acted off impulse. Epiphany was intriguing in a fun way. She was energetic and fiery. He had a thing for a girl with spice. Her direct yet sassy attitude amused him. When he rolled into the 7/11 parking lot, his eyebrows raised at the sight of her. Her fur coat fit her like a mini dress; it felt right above her knees. A look of relaxation across her face as she sipped on a cherry cola. He couldn't help but admire how enchanted she looked underneath the moonlight. She had this type of 'untamed beauty' about her. Effortless. He found her to be sexy in a sultry way. Rio proceeded to step out of the car and make his way around the driver's side to the front of the car, "Hey Champ."

"You came." Epiphany cheered with glee as she made her way over to him.

"I told you I would." Rio chuckled.

"Yeah well, my bad I thought I'd die of hunger before you got here." She giggled as her face grew hot.

"Nah." He smiled humorously, "I wouldn't do you like that."

Epiphany couldn't help but swoon. Rio had the most beautiful smile she had ever seen. "You're so pretty. Like really… really pretty." she blurted out. A starry look in her eyes and a dazed smile on her lips.

"And you're drunk."

"I am but a drunk always speaks the truth,'' she argued.

Their laughs went together like a symphony to an orchestra. And for a moment their eyes lingered on one another. Wanderlust about each other was thick in the air that night. Rio only grinned and proceeded to open the passenger side door for her. As soon as Epiphany was inside and they started their journey through the city, Rio asked her "So, what are you in the mood for?"

"Hmm…eggs but not scrambled. So, Tamagoyaki and sashimi sound good."

"I took you for more of the California roll type," Rio commented.

"Nah, not spicy enough for me. I like the devil roll or the ninja." Epiphany grinned. Every so often she would take her gaze off of him and look at the Chicago nightlife, "I love the night. Even when there's parties and whatever else going on, there's still a sense of solitude and peace."

"You enjoy being solitude?" Rio wondered aloud.

"Yes, the majority of the time." Epiphany nodded, "With exceptions. What about you?"

"Marcus Aurelius once said 'He who lives in harmony with himself-" Rio began to say before being cut off by Epiphany.

"Lives in harmony with the universe." she grinned.

The Chicago gangster gave her a look of enchantment. Impressed by her knowledge of stoicism. "Yeah, exactly. That's what I live by," he replied with a slight raspiness to his voice. He ended up taking them to an after-hours Japanese Michelin-star restaurant called Hachiman. Which was named after the god of peace of Japan. The space was very intimate. No more than fifty tables. The walls were a deep shade of Jade-green with black marble tables and buttery-smooth leather booth seats. Gold-colored oil lamps hung from the ceilings giving the restaurant a cozy, dim-lighted ambiance.

Epiphany and Rio walked side by side to their table. His hand rested on the middle of her back as Epiphany walked slowly due to feeling a bit 'loose' from all her party favors. His hand on her back provided a sense of stability.

As they sat across from one another Epiphany lowered her coat a few inches below her shoulders to catch some air. Rio's eyes then lingered along her skin. It looked dewy and luminous. Her shoulder blades held a slight golden shimmer to them. He could faintly smell cherry radiating off of her. Rio was a man with a very sharp memory and paid great attention to detail. It was what kept him in the game for so long. He took notice of the Chanel Paradoxe watch on her wrist. That wasn't cheap. Not in the slightest. It cost her a good 230 gs or more. It sparked his interest and a call to Mick to find out more about her would be made sooner than later.

Suddenly, she giggled. More to herself than him. But before Rio could ask her anything, Epiphany clarified, "I didn't take you for the type to be into Martha Stewart."

He slightly tilted his head to the side. A blank expression on his face as he attempted to register what she had said.

"I mean no offense to your girl but come on…"Epiphany's cheeks puffed up as she fought back a laugh, "The haircut…the blazer or peacoat…whatever it is…it's giving Martha Stewart. "

Epiphany had successfully broken Rio's stoic expression. He let out a vibrant laugh. A fruitful, joyous laugh that caused his eyes to close and his head to tilt back. Their dinner consisted of laughter over drinks and sushi, sashimi and more drinks. Rio was impressed how well she held her liquor. For the most part, Epiphany was just flirty and playful. By the time dessert rolled around, their conversation rolled back around to Beth. "We're business partners." Rio clarified. "Everyone's got their role."

"Ah, and where does fucking and emotions come into that?," Epiphany questioned. Followed by indulging in a spoonful of matcha ice cream and chocolate.

Rio laughed in response, "Collateral damage control." His left brow rose "What makes you think that, champ?"

"Los ojos…the way she looks at you," Epiphany licks the cream from her spoon, "Eso es intimacy. It's personal."

"Way I see it is, it ain't no different than what you do, yeah? " Rio shot back, "Usas lo que tienes para conseguir lo que quieres, tu servicio es el deseo."

{you use what you got to get what you want, your service is desire.}

Epiphany slipped her foot out of her heel, smoothly rolling her foot across his thigh as she smiled. "Sí. It's not hard to get what you want when they want you back." Rio raised his glass with a smirk across his lips and the pair clicked their glasses together.

And when the night was no longer young and the sun began to awaken, He had driven her home. An upscale building located in the center of the city. His arm wrapped around her waist as she held onto him for support. "That's meee," she sang as she punched the code into her front door's keypad. Epiphany spun on her heel and smiled up at him. They'd only been an inch apart in height. Epiphany narrowed her eyes in on his as she batted her lashes. "Are you coming in?"

"Nah, gotta be up in a few hours." He replied. Their eyes lingered in on each other for what felt like hours but were mer moments. Epiphany abruptly tugged him closer by the collar of his shirt, her fingers looping around his golden chair. Her lips colliding with his. Epiphany's lips felt tender against his; Rio shuddered when her body moved against his. Her scent plaguing his skin. His hands gently grasped at the sides of her face as he kissed her deeply in return.

Epiphany felt jitters in her stomach and excitement bloomed within her chest. The intense heat that crept up her body as their mouths moved in a waltz-slow sync was short lived. "I'll see you later." He rasped against her mouth before leaving a few lingering kisses to the side of her jaw. He held her in his hands for a a few lingering moments. As she slowly opened her eyes, His warm hands slid over hers.

"Good morning." was all she could say with a giddy yet bashful smile painted across her face. The smile he gave her made Epiphany feel as though she were melting like a scoop of ice cream. His smile stayed in her mind until her head finally hit the pillows of her bed. That morning, she slept with a smile on her face.

Tagged ; @lovedlover @darqchilddaydreamz @spaghettificationandpretzels @danzer8705

#theesirentellerstories #theesirenteller fanfic #rio; dealer fanfic #rio good girls #good girls nbc #manny montana fanfiction #manny montana #rio good girls x oc

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crowpricorn · 11 months

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Would you be willing to share some of your favorite wesper fics 🥺🥺🥺?

of course!! disclaimer: it's going to be.. mostly from two comfort authors + some other few works (I still have to read a lot of fics that are rotting in my bookmarks / mark for laters)

my fav works by @sunfl8wer

enchanted to meet you has to be my fav fic from her!! i'm waiting for the second chapter so very (im)patiently! toy maker jesper au with willy wonka slash klaus vibes but sillier and sweeter! (1/2 ch., rating T)

sour apple baby but you taste so sweet summer modern au with vet!wylan🥺 (one shot, rating T)

ocean blue eyes looking in mine super soft pwp with hidden gems like THIS line "There’s a cacophony of sounds hidden behind those beautiful blue eyes: cities burnt to ashes and risen again, stark shores against plush green hills. Being looked like that feels like flying, it feels like drowning" (one shot, rating E)

make it to christmas modern christmas au!! first meeting + first dates🥺 (one shot, rating T)

and all of her works really!!!! (shout out to "hypnotized by freckles and bright eyes")

my fav works by @jackwolfes

remember that summer this fic is SO soft one of my personal faves! childhood friends to lovers + a tree house!! (one shot, rating T)

blue waves crashing is special!!!! mermaid wylan au (10/10chapters, rating T)

late nights in the middle of june tattoo parlor au!!! the first ever wesper au I read, so it has a special place in my heart (3/3 chapters, rating M)

another lots of their fics (it's pointless to say that 70% of the fics I read is theirs!!) like "tied up with nowhere to go", "you know I talk too much", "without pity", "the bed we loved in", "chocolate strawberries and peppermint macarons", and many others

other personal faves:

symphony no.6 by @starklystar the jesper character study ever🙏🏻 (one shot, rating M)

A Brief and Eventful Internship by rainstormdragons, american elections au!! this is so fun to read! (one shot, rating E)

Love Song by thegoldenkneazle orchestra player wylan x theater boy jesper.. I love this!! (one shot, rating T)

Escapology by @oneofthewednesdays escape room au with lots of friendship and fun! (one shot, rating T)

can you fill the silence by annesbonny selectively mute wylan au!! truly beautiful (one shot, rating T)

#anon #I haven't read fics in centuries btw I should get back to it!#fics recs #wesper #wesper fics #six of crows #fic rec #soc fanfic

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chocolatedreamer22 · 3 months

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I've read many fanfics that go like "Charlie goes to the chocolate factory but brings his older (usually female) relative with him instead of Grandpa Joe. After the factory, she and Willy Wonka fall in love and they (live happily ever after.)"

That got me thinking "Why hasn't anyone written that story but with a different family?" I did see someone start to do just that, but Charlie and Joe were still heavily involved in the story. What's the point of using a different family if you're still gonna have the Buckets be a main part of the story? Just imagine the difference. Wonka is in love with this person, but he can't stand the child in the family. And the child's parents don't like or trust him and disapprove if his relationship with the other relative. It could be really good for conflict and character development. It'd be way more interesting than how the Buckets always like him right away.

So that's what I'm gonna attempt to do. A cheesy (or should I say chocolatey) Wonka love story but without the Buckets. Honestly, I'm just tired of reading about Charlie all the time. Let's give one of the other kids a chance.

So I'm currently working on two OCs, and I've got some ideas for what kinds of stories I might want to use them in. I even plan on writing a couple stories with BOTH of them in it. I wrote some notes for their characters. I'm still working on them, so I might add/change/remove some things. Here are some of the notes:

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Julia Crystal Sugar (Veruca's Cousin):

23 years old, Tried to go vegan/vegetarian once but got sick, Curious, Observant, Dislikes total silence, Good at baking, Suggests the impossible as a joke, Secretly has a crush on Wonka, Quick learner, Is/Wants to be a veterinarian, Speaks 3 languages, Protective of Veruca, Likes writing, Likes scented candles, Plays piano, Friendly but vengeful, Mom died of cancer, Afraid of heights, Likes cherry flavor, Dislikes mint flavor,

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??? Grace Teavee (Mike's Cousin):

(I haven't picked out a name for her yet, but I know I want it to be gender-neutral.)

25 years old, Wears dark colors, Tomboy, Likes skateboarding, Likes loud music, Likes flame design, Gets nervous if people stare at her, Kinda emo-ish, Likes graffiti, Hates eggs, Likes spicy food, Swears/Curses a lot, Works at GameStop, Good at drawing, Has a bad temper/attitude, Dislikes girly things, Her dad's a jerk but not a bad person, Thinks tattoos are sexy, Might be named Alex,

Let me know if you have any thoughts or suggestions. :)

#charlie and the chocolate factory #willy wonka fanfic #willy wonka fanfiction #oc fanfiction #fanfiction #fanfiction ideas #willy wonka 2005 #mike teavee #veruca salt #willy wonka #catcf 2005 #catcf

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ma-39 · 2 months

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I think you’d fall in love with like. A line cook. But a sexy punkish line cook with a heart of gold. Like if that guy from the bear didn’t look like Willy wonka and went to a community college to get a degree to become a vet tech. He doesn’t look like he’s slept in 2 years and bare hand yoinks any animal that happens to get in the kitchen to safety and gives them a snack on the way out. He HAS listened to his inner demons and smoked a cigarette he found on the ground. He wears an ankle bracelet and a calculator watch and wants matching tattoos instead of wedding rings one day.

Yeah this ticks a few boxes. I wear a lot of fuckass rings and gloves so an alternative to a wedding band would be nice. I've always liked the idea of matching piercings.

#☆ you've got mail !

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misplacedmidlanders · 19 days

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Friday, May 17th 2024. Queenstown Trail > Queenstown

A quieter day today, and yet somehow more dramatic: we kicked it off with several members of the tour doing a bungee jump at Kawarau Gorge Suspension Bridge (sadly my spine sounds like a Crunchie bar at the best of times so I didn't think it was worth the risk, plus, y'know, absolutely not). Jake, however, was one of the four to make this 10-story dive down to Kawarau River and naturally quoted Gandalf before plummeting down (I was unaware he was wearing the bungee cord when I pushed him).

We then made our way down to Queenstown, a place which is a bit like Brighton and a Norwegian fjord had a baby and that baby went to live in New Zealand. After paying for our 'safari' that we'll do later in the week, Jake and Emma (one of the Scots) went and got themselves LOTR tattoos - Jake got Elvish lettering saying ANZ (for Aotearoa New Zealand, not Ancient Nipple Zebra) and Emma got the blade Andúril surrounded by the letttering of the One Ring. Liam (the other Scot) and I went for a wander around Queenstown whilst they did this, including seeing the gondolas that take you up to Bob's Peak (I'm assuming a British man in his 80s discovered this part of NZ).

Then we had some drinks with McKenzie and Joseph (the Alabamians) joining us before we all went to Patagonia Chocolates - which is literally Willy Wonka's NZ store in that the chocolates and ice creams all looked incredible but cost a small fortune. Finally exercising some self-control, I decided not to buy yet another ice cream, but I did take several pictures that I can look back on with severe regret in a month or two. For dinner, we went to Ramen Ramen (so nice they named it twice) and had (you guessed it) ramen before catching a late drink at the hotel's bar.

Sadly, due to an expected storm and snowfall tomorrow we won't be able to travel to see the Mavora Lakes for the final movie locations of our tour, but we will at least be able to see more of Queenstown and actually have a lie-in (and do some more laundry!!!)

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raccoon-in-a-dumpster · 9 months

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Michael head cannons because we love the stinky purple corpse man.

OH OH OH OK I HAVE A WJOLLE GOOGLE DOC OF AFTON FAMILY HEADCANONS LET ME GRAB THAT RQ

born in 1967

his middle name is Terrance

Family scapegoat

nail polish wearer.

hes very gay

hes a lil' fucked up.

internalized home of phobia 😔😔😔 thanks willy wonka 😔😔😔

wanted to be an artist when he was younger, but that wasn't rlly in the cards for him :(

adhdeez nuts

used to LOOOVE foxy. used to.

has a lot of little mannerisms he picked up from William that you'd really only be able to recognize came from him if you saw them together.

he really dislikes dolls, he was always unsettled by them. discomfort got worse after the events of Sister Location

probably prescribed CBD later in life. so him and jeremy smoke. it's probably for both physical pain (after being scooped) and anxiety.

weed smoking boyfriend ❤️❤️❤️

loves slushies. he loves slushies because jeremy bought him his first slushie. it tasted good to him. like love. cheesy i know but, it really did.

he tends to mimic the people around him and copy how they behave and how he feels they expect him to behave. he's a social chameleon like his father. (oh this aged bad.)

he chews gum as a stress reliever

got a tattoo when he was 15 at a party

he carries around Fredbear dhrung work

after the bite, there was blood in his hair, and instead of cleaning it, he shaved his whole head

he got braces when he was like. 10.

he's punched holes in his wall before. he covers them with posters. but william finds out. he always does

he always teased evan. but he REALLY started tormenting him after Elizabeth went missing.

#raccoon rambles #asks :3 #hehehe #fnaf #i added some of these just now #but hes so sillay!!!

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exquisitexagony · 3 months

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What is your favorite fictional character

Munday Questions. Send in a number(s) to get to know the mun better!

Oh gosh, do I have to pick just one?! Well, right now I'm pretty obsessed with Willy Wonka, especially Timothee Chalamet's portrayal. I've got a grand cosplay for him as well as a roleplay blog for him you can find over here --> https://wpureimagination.tumblr.com/

But, uh...I'm also a big Peter Pan nerd, so I feel that needs to be mentioned. Especially considering I just got my Peter Pan neck tattoo. I could also just list off the characters I've cosplayed or plan to cosplay and I suppose those would count, but we'd be here all day! On a gaming note, though, Ellie from the Last of Us saga is tight and I slowly fell in love with Dina in part 2 as it went along. There's also Joker from Persona 5...Love Howl from Howl's Moving Castle...Like I said, we could be here all night, so I'll shut my gob now.

#sacredpyre #ooc #memes #munday

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Can I ask for Gotham Jervis with enemies to lovers S/O? She would be his opposite, riding on motorcycle, wearing leather and wouldn't be able to stand each other (she would call him Willy Wonka rip off) but they had to work together and slowly starts liking each other (she would start laughing at his jokes, he would though her working on her motor is attractive).

Also unresolved jealousy since she would be flirty with targets while he would be talking all about 'Alice'

do opposites truly attract?

pairing: jervis tetch x fem!reader

a/n: uh-oh! did someone say leather???? i'm in.

summary: small headcanons of jervis tetch with an opposite fem reader, heads up for killing mentions and a wound

🕰) oh querida, the chaos?? *spanish voice* diosito mio, rezo por ustedes mis amores.

🕰) anyways, as we know, he really dresses like in the 19 century for some reason and has nice manners while you are like a feral wild cat, who had absolutely no manners and impulsive.

🕰) jervis couldn't stand working with you, she always putting your boots up on the table during tea time, he has tried correcting you many times but you can't change.

🕰) when you two weren't in an alliance you would fight and attack each other, but even with an alliance it wouldn't stop the insults from occurring, he was absolutely offended when you called him a 'willy wonka rip-off', he wanted nothing but your head served on a plate and you also desired his.

🕰 every time you two spoke, it is like a passive-aggressive discussion, but it doesn't stay that way as you poke and prod him, until he looses patience and prods harder.

🕰) so jervis needed this alliance with you now, and you needed it too. and so, due to a collective need, you had to work together in a heist, and of course, another schemes, he needed the brawl, and he was the full brain.

🕰) on one of these plans you got gravely hurt, he could've left you to die but for some reason, he became incapable to do it, you know, leaving you to get caught. jervis, saved you and well you had to stay with him for some time, the police had really hitted well.

🕰) the tension was always dense in the air the first days, the first one you tried to kill him and you threatened him and laughed at his vulnerability because he did not let you rot and die, and he simply responded with a condensending

"well my dear mockingbird, i guess if instead of thanking me, you are going to mock, i might as well shoot you, even though it can be considered a sin."

🕰) let's say that after that you were very quiet and more nice to him, he began hanging more around your bed-ed form, and talking not in a passive-aggressive way, like actual human conversation.

🕰) jervis learned a lot by having to be with you, he learned you really like leather coats, he also learned you had a tattoo! our mad hatter here started feeling warmth and not the hating heat he felt when thinking of you as an enemy.

🕰) but from your perspective, jervis was in another light, in one you haven't felt in a long time, it could be considered a crush or more, but his jokes seemed funnier when they weren't targeted with aggression, even though when you were able to walk while healing you didn't bolt out into your lair, you stayed and helped domestically.

🕰) once you could fully move the first thing was checking on your motorcycle, jervis decided to accompany you by the excuse that you were going to get hurt by recklessness. even though he liked to admit seeing you get your hands dirty and being so, so strong, made his blood flush into his face, some grease got into your face and he offered you a napkin with his initials.

🕰) on the next heist you did together you were continuing the suit of your flirty personality against the targets, sending winks and complimenting, only that jervis felt a pang of negative feelings against the targets, or you? he didn't know, he only felt this when alice paid attention to something else, why did he felt that against you?

🕰) on the other hand, you felt a pang of jealousy every time he spoke about alice as if she was immaculate or a deity, just that when you acted flirty against the targets, jervis would stare at you while looking really pissed.

🕰) when you both of you stopped working together the dynamic was a nonromantic game of cat and mouse, he did something to spite you, and you would try to get his ass, and viceversa, it felt like fun, and not vengeance

🕰) sometimes you would just appear and spend tea time with him, even though you decided to stay anf not confront, jervis didn’t do that, he identified his feelings, and didn’t want to shut up about them in fear, he has planned a whole game to tell you how he felt, and he only could wait to tell you.

#Jervis tetch #mad hatter #gotham #gotham tv #gotham x reader #jervis tetch x reader #Mad hatter x reader #mad hatter dc #batman x reader #dc x reader #batman rogues #batman rogues x reader #Batman fanfic #Batman fanfiction

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sluttynurse · 2 years

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sitting here thinking about all the people who got johnny d*pp recently tattooed on their bodies because of the trial. he's one of the most tattooed celebs already because he has several distinct yet recognizable characters (jack sparrow, edward scissorhands, sweeney todd, willy wonka, etc) so there's no doubt in my mind that a lot of people went out and got d*pp tribute tattoos during the trial. what happens afterwards when you find out you've tattooed the face of an abuser permanently on your body. with his characters there's some plausible deniability because you could say "oh i just really enjoy the character" but if it's just his face.

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zaphffayrkunialofphinsfable · 10 months

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my tattoos pt. 3

11 behind left ear, 8414 on left forearm, firefighter helmet on left forearm, heart with eyes crying blood other left forearm, three rubber duckies on the left inner elbow, flag of Pakistan on left bicep, four leaf clover on left bicep, lotus flower on left forearm, panther and leopard on left bicep, “BADA BING!” Symbol from The Sopranos on right hip, unicorn on right bicep, “GOON” on right side of chest, dog from the triplets of belleville on right side of chest, their drivers licence on right bicep, “light up the dark” on right bicep, “KUNIAL” written vertically under left armpit, Winnie the Pooh holding a balloon under left armpit, portrait of pig with “Piggy Smalls” on left hip, “Katy must learn to share her friends” under right armpit, “you know Bupkis” on right side of chest, “SHAOLIN” on stomach, Hillary Clinton on right shin, “Jokes come and go, but swag is forever” on the left side of chest, wu tang clan logo on left shoulder, Willy Wonka portrait on left forearm, Direwolf from game of thrones on right forearm, “Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.” On left forearm, paceman net to a ghost next to a bad mushroom on abdomen, playboy bunny behind left ear, two hearts behind left ear, ghost emoji on abdomen, “ALLOFTHEM” on right side of torso, “Mille Tendresse” on back of neck, “CURSED” on back o neck, Quentin Blake’s BFG on right forearm, “I was saying I was crazy before I knew I was” on right forearm, 5 stars on right forearm, “X/XI FOREVER” on right forearm, cloud on the middle finger of left hand, ski mask on centre of back, pikachu on the index finger of left hand, three bands around ring finger of left hand, deathly hallows on left wrist, Phoenix on right forearm, arrow on left hand, “REBORN” on right hand, “G” on ring finger o right hand, sorting hat on index finger of right hand, golden snitch on middle finger of right hand, poky ball on pinky finger of right hand, heart on pinky finger of left hand, “NO” on right thumb, “SO” on left thumb, “Z” on left wrist, broken heart on centre of chest, lighting design with the loony tunes characters on right side of back, three stars one with smily face one with average face and one with frowning face on right shoulder, three eagles on right side of back, astronaut on left wrist, angel with blunt on right side of back, “REDRUM” on right hand, kite on right thumb, heart on right hand, peace sign on right hand, “always” on right side of ribcage, Tommy’s mother painting on left side of abdomen, “H2GKMO” on right hand, “ANGSTYMOMTATTOO” on right side of chest, tootsie roll owl at centre of back, claddagh ring on top of back, “XX” on left side of neck, piece of paper with “Jane Doe” on right side of abdomen, “Don’t let the bastards get you down” on his left ribcage, cartoon shoe with face smoking on left upper side of back, seven knives on right side of back, flowerboy album cover on the left side of back, keyhole shape under right armpit, inhaler with wings and a halo on left thigh, ‘WHITE GOFF WANKER’ across both thighs, a list of all the albums they have released with a smily face on top on the upper side of left thigh, brain on right thigh, flower with ‘goff le fleur’ on the inner side of left knee, dog eating doughnut on right thigh, ‘radical’ on right bicep ‘goff wanka’ with doughnut on left bicep, Tyler The Creator on left thigh

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