#will reevaluate tomorrow lol

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

so am i sober enough to go to bed yet or,,,

#text #personal #tw alcohol #alcohol mention #that was very nice im much happier lmao #and i AM sleepy now but im not sure if ive come back to sober enough for that or if i should chug more water #maybe ill knit a few more rows and read #cannot accurately gauge how much i freaked my mom out #will reevaluate tomorrow lol #oh i should nano journal also still #good plan

[snallavanta]

i finished vol 3!!!! it was so dang long (it took me 3 hours to finish...) & it's so stupidly cute i hate it sm why does nick & charlie have to be the most adorable couple ever

#heartstopper #ok but honestly i think i'm giving this one a 4 stars instead of 5 #idk i just wasn't vibing with this one compared to the first two #i'll definitely sleep on it & reevaluate my choices tomorrow lol

[mamawasatesttube]

I don't know that much about superboy so forgive me if this is a silly question but what's the deal with Magdalene Visaggio?

not a silly question, dw!! if you haven't read many kon comics it probably doesn't look particularly noteworthy but OOF. OOF.

the tl;dr of it: despite being paid to write him once, she also hasn't read kon comics and it really, really, really shows. i'm talking geoff johns levels of flagrant disregard for the existing character - maybe even worse than geoff? which i say only because i know geoff did read sb94 even if he didn't act like it. but that's off topic; this isn't a geoff hatepost. this is a magdalene hate post.

under a cut for length, lets goooo!

so we start out with her canonizing supermartian. already off on the wrong foot - that's a ship out of yja the tv show which is a completely separate continuity from main comics and a completely different kon than main continuity kon. despite supposedly knowing that, she still shoves them into a relationship in main continuity, despite them never having actually interacted on page in main continuity.

she then goes on to characterize kon as angry and entitled and uncaring, and also in high school again. not only does she directly contradict all of his preboot existing characterization (which is important because kon-el never got reset during flashpoint - he was in another universe and thus dodged that bullet. current kon-el is canonically the same kon-el as pre-flashpoint/postcrisis kon-el.), but also she directly contradicts both young justice (2019) and superboy: man of tomorrow, which are in current continuity, leading one to really wonder if she has read a single comic kon appeared in at all. it's also worth noting that the asshole with anger issues characterization is, once again, much truer to the young justice animated tv show than any comic kon.

also worth noting is that the infamous red hair dye streak? well, uh...

yeah..............

on her twitter, she once said something about kon-el not being a good name because it's "still a name someone else gave him", called him "the jason todd of the superfamily", and insisted that the meaning of a trans narrative is "burning down your life and reevaluating your place within it":

kon-el is a name gifted to him to signify his acceptance into his family (superboy (1994) #59) and he was so overjoyed to receive it that he cried. overall, the superfam are very supportive and loving, and introducing strife just to make him run off and live with jinny hex instead of them just because she thinks one can't transition and retain previous relationships is... not it, lol.

her pitch also contained some outrageously egregious christianity bullshit, like villains named "saint", "shepherd", and "savior", as well as direct comparisons between clark and jesus christ. this is... sorry i really just have to say this is Fucking Cringe. i guess the more polite way to put it would be "incredible gauche" (considering the jewish origins of the superfam) but i just can't call it anything else. This Fucking Sucks Dude. i won't even get into the weirdness about genetic bullshit she leans into by introducing kon's "brother" who's also part luthor, part superman, but "luthor-dominant" (lol?) (do you know how genes work even a little bit).

she has quoted the one panel from reign of the supermen where kon says "don't ever call me superboy" a few times, claiming it's the first thing he ever said and no one listened. to me this essentially reads as her going "i've read one of his appearances and i would like to throw out the like 200 issues of character development he had since then in favor of making him my own self-insert to explore MY transition and religious trauma".

basically she doesn't seem to know how to write a story that's not about herself. as a trans person with a positive relationship with my given name (because as a first-gen kid of two diasporic immigrants, it provides an important tie to my family's cultures, to me) and with trans friends who involved their parents in picking new names and so on and so forth, i honestly find it very reductive and white to insist there's only one trans narrative and only one good way for trans characters to be named. i also find her putting her own christian religious trauma into a superfam story off-putting and . well. fucking cringe. i understand and respect that that is her story, but it sure ain't universal and i won't be able to respect her as a writer until it becomes clear she gets that.

#answers #noon-shadows #i feel like i'm still forgetting something i wanted to mention which is ridiculous bc this is already so long #but oh well maybe if i remember i'll come back to add it! #kon

[rimouskis]

I think I've reached a point of apathy with this team. I miss being excited by games, win or lose. This season it's felt like a chore. I want to be excited again. :(

I'm good at shaking off losses USUALLY, and I categorically refuse to ever doomspiral about the season because souring myself on this whole hobby will lead to nothing but misery for myself and I hate that, but I'm really pissed off about this loss because I have a particular dislike of our opponents and I heartily dislike losing games on a large stage, literally and metaphorically.

(also I still have mental pain tremors from my experience in philly so losing outdoor games EXTRA sucks, lol)

I'm annoyed, I'm pissed, but I'm choosing to say "I hate my team" in a loving way and then moving blithely on. I'll be fine tomorrow. I love sid and geno and the team, so we just keep moving forward.

if you're feeling apathetic, maybe consider what the root of your fannish interest is and reevaluate.

is it fic? reread a favorite or write something new that you're excited about.

is it going to games? plan your next ticket.

is it watching with friends? plan some time to hang out and rewatch a favorite old game or one of the cup win dvds.

if the core of your fannish interest is about the current team and its win record, I sadly cannot help you there, because I cannot force them to win (as much as I would like to bend reality) haha

just try and refocus on what you care about regarding the team and remember that that is more important than the record, that's how I feel

[fireflylitsky]

OK so Iove the dadkuzu and fuu content on ur blog and art and iv been enjoying the idea of like... team sensei kakuzu? (And how much of a grumpy old man he'd be about it) but! Okay imagine since Hidan is from a village who didn't want shinobi they made an agreement to send them to the waterfall- so Kakuzu gets a genin team to (affectionately) annoy him and a hidan to (thirstily) annoy him.

Just wanted to share the idea with someone hope u dont mind lol

KAKUZU SENSEI. Yes. You have no idea how much I love this. There is this awesome art of a Leaf village Kakuzu AU with a genin squad of Hidan, Sasori and Deidara and it’s like, the cutest thing ever, I think about it all the time. Sadly I can’t find it for the life of me rn 🙁

So listen. Listen. I’ve got thoughts. 

Firstly, thank you for enjoying my Dadkuzu content. Its very self-indulgent and it pleases me to no end to know that literally anyone else in this world likes it too <3

Okay okay okay so here’s the scenario. Yugakure gives the big F you to all their nin because hot spring tourism makes more money and involves less death and violence than ninja stuff. (Honestly when I put it like this, I get it.) 

UNLIKE CANON, let’s say they are decent about how they handle their existing shinobi, and make deals with other villages to relocate them accordingly. Like you said. 

Now, Takigakure is pretty small, so they only agree to take in a few. Hidan, a jōnin squad leader, arrives with two little genin gremlins, and they are to join Team Kakuzu, which currently consists of him and one other genin—Fuu. (LOOK I HAVE TO KEEP THEM TOGETHER OKAY)

Obviously there are not usually two senseis per unit, however this format is put in place so Hidan can shadow Kakuzu and “learn the ropes” so-to-speak. Eventually, after he’s integrated into Taki, they’ll reevaluate him for his own pack of little shits. 

asjdhfgajdsh I can just see Kakuzu being told that he’s the one being given the stupid experimental team and rejecting it outright (as if he has a choice). He barely wants to babysit this bug brat from his own village, he definitely doesn’t want to look after two more and a full-grown adult from Day Spa Village or wherever.

Kakuzu: “No. Someone else can do it.”

Elder #1: “How strange. I only see your name here on the assignment.” (Yes, I am making the elders snarky and mischievous and no one can stop me)

Kakuzu: “Write someone else’s then.”

Elder #2: *Reaches over and scribbles something quickly* “Ah, my hand slipped and I ended up writing ‘Kakuzu’ again. Oh well!”

Kakuzu: “What. Stop being silly and just change the damn na—"

Elder #3: “We didn’t allow you to have the forbidden Spaghetti Guts Jutsu just so you could relax, Kakuzu.”

Kakuzu: “For the last time, stop calling it that.”

Elder #1: “Hehe they arrive tomorrow, ‘kay? See you then, goodniiiight~”

Kakuzu: “It’s noon. Stop. Where are you—”

All Elders: *Giggling in the distance* hehehehe

Kakuzu: “…Going…” -_- *pulls hand down face*

Cue a terrible introduction the next day in which Kakuzu hates Hidan before he even meets him, so he DEFINITELY hates him after he does. Fuu is SO excited though. It might be the team’s saving grace to be honest. Anyway, thanks for your thoughts, Nonnie, I love them. 😊

#asks #Anon asks #Kakuzu thoughts #I want the elders to be like this crazy old coven of hags but not too evil y'know? #Firefly writing #Random ideas #Kakuzu and Fuu #Fuu of Takigakure #Hidan #KakuHida

[brilliantpassions]

As some may have noticed I have tried to be quiet about HC and his FS. Regardless of dms or questions. HC doesn't want her involved. There is some strong protective feelings around her. I wanted to respect that and took a step back.

I even admit I would purposely say vague or even misleading things, hoping only the person it was meant for would understand.

I know more than I have let on. However, there is a time and place.

I hope I can say what I need to say clearly.

I know Henry has read my stuff. I know there are a few readers he follows more close than others because he knows they're right and they resonate closely with him.

I had wanted to know why today he was on my mind.

I did a deep dive read.

Now is where I have to think on what and how to say what is needed while also respecting his need to keep her hidden.

HC and his FS have been decided before either were even born. We all come into life with a skeleton plan. Our purpose and who we will have along side us. You can research soul contracts. Soul families and so on. But we have free will too. We don't have to have them.

HC found out exactly who his fs was YEARS ago. That is rather rare and he should consider himself lucky. He was faced with two options. Wait or don't wait LOLOL. He chose to wait for her. The last woman he chose for himself was Tara. The others were work and business. Because he was waiting. He still is.

It just wasn't their time but he was granted a peak. Very lucky.

Since then spirit has been working to set the stage for their union. Yes I said they were options for eachother before they were even born but since that moment he realized spirit has been REALLY WORKING to help them along.

It's been patient. Dropping hints, signs and messages. Divine timing has been a big time player here all along.

Someone in particular recently DOES NOT want them to come into union. Ruin is their intention. Henry does sees that. He has made questionable choices lately LOL but he can see, believe it or not.

It's was your turn HC. The world has the ability to watch you and keep tabs. It was your turn. That's why, if you ever wondered. It's part of the reason why she has been guided to do what she does. It's your turn.

Other readers have also picked up on this. His fs is very psychic. Everyone has intuition. We need it to survive. But some are born with a natural knack for intuition.

Spirit has been dropping Easter eggs for her. Sending her on a treasure hunt. She has seen and felt the one who wishes her Ill intent. Not to scare her but as a warning but also for future use. Where I'm coming close to explaining. I find it somewhat funny since spirit actually used the one who wants their ruin to help their cause.

Every move this ruinous person made, spirit matched. You used a chess board as a reference once. It comes to mind. The difference is spirit has been working YEARS on this. It's ahead of the game.

His fs has a very academic mind. They like knowing the workings and mechanisms of everything. A treasure hunt was the best option for her. Best to ease her into it.

There is disbelief coloring her. She was finally shown the connection in full. It's going to be significantly harder to put a wedge when both parties now know. She knows. There's disbelief.

She will NEVER admit knowing. She won't tell anyone.

Everyone has free will. He or her could decide tomorrow to walk away from the other. It's a risk since she knows. He's waited awhile but I don't see it happening. She plans to wait and see for confirmation.

Hes at a stage in his life he needs to reevaluate everything. He's at an end and coming into a beginning.

Hes invited a disease into his life that has potential of crippling everything. Part of it has been his own choices that have landed him here.

Hes a big boy. He will figure it out. Time moves and he has no choice but to move with it.

Sometimes its best when things are shaken down to the nuts and bolts. You can build up stronger and better.

We need pain and disruption in order to level up. Intention immediately sets spirit in motion. Good and bad. Spirit responds accordingly.

Gnat wasn't intended to be part of WH. There is a feeling of strong arming here. He doesn't want to fight. It almost feels placating. Keep her happy, and get rid of her. Be happy so you can go. The thing is, with people like her? You give them an inch and they push for miles. She also never has had good intentions and karma can have a nasty upper cut to send you on your ass. She has not put in the work. She has not worked to make a name for herself. She wanted to ride his coal tails and expected everything to fall to her feet. It won't work that way for her. People see her. She sees herself different than reality but people see her for what she is. She's not going to make it far. She is hard to be around and work with. She is not likable. She doesn't have charm. She gives off cold and hard vibes. She has her one shot now. And I don't see it going very well but she can try to prove the world wrong. I actually encourage her to. The thing is Natalie, you've wanted his ruin. But you've now attached yourself to him professionally. He fails, you fail. Your reputations are also attached for now. Also...remember Amber Heard. This has potential of going that way and she's ruined. Yes she got him for a short time but she is the true loser now.

Henry is at a new beginning. He needs to evaluate EVERY ASPECT of his life and to have authentic people who want his greatest good around him. The thing of having people with mutual interests around you, you come second. He's been a victim of that. When it comes to the wire, and they have just a bit more push than you? You lose. Because they matter more.

He has great potential of coming back from this. It will be hard. I see potential of rebranding. Big box office movies and awards. But I also see him choosing to slow down in about ten years and being more behind the scenes.

His feelings have been tumultuous as of late. There's been highs and lows in a very short period.

Karma will continue to come after you in order for you to learn what it is trying to teach you. Spirit will keep circling to you. You don't want this to come back in a few years and hit harder. You already feel low. Do you think you want it to happen even worse?

You know next year is going to be special. Look forward to it. Keep your eye on the prize. Visualize the life you want. Visualization is a POWERFUL tool.

Ask yourself the tough questions and level up like spirit wants you too.

Hope everyone had a good holiday.

Dec 28. All alleged and for fun only. Please keep this here. I've had problems with people sharing this all over. Rather escape that drama.

[jedi-bird]

Hi! For the random questions thing: 3) what do you like to collect, if anything? 21) what’s a random piece of advice you want to give? 34) what do you plan on doing tomorrow/this week?

Thank you for the ask!

3) What do you like to collect, if anything?

Way too many things lol. Star Wars figures and books and shirts, especially for characters I love. Almost anything for Marvel's Hawkeye and for Agent Coulson. Signed art of books for movies. Shiny rocks and carved rocks because they're pretty and fun and my carved ones are animal shaped. Far too many books in general. Plushies. I've been forcing myself to start limiting things and thinning out things just for storage reasons. It's not going well lol.

21) What's a random piece of advice you want to give?

Please eat food even if you don't think you're hungry. Anxiety issues and other mental health issue can be exasperated by low blood sugar (ask me how I found that out). I'm not saying go cook a full meal. Just have some ready made snacks or something that you can grab quickly. Won't work every time, but it usually gives me a chance to reevaluate how I'm feeling and if I need other help. Things like fruit snacks are great (very quick sugar boost); even just eating a few slices of lunch meat or a slice of cheese makes a big difference. It's not a cure all, but let's me stop for a moment and decide what I need.

34) What do you plan on doing tomorrow/next week?

Building more furniture from ikea. That's pretty much going to be my life for the next few weeks. I'm hoping today (the tomorrow in the ask since it's like four in the morning) I can get at least two more bookshelves upstairs and put together so I can get the last one up next week and bolt them together. Then it's on to the downstairs and it's shelves, then unpacking and sorting books and collectables. Then hopefully I can get my brain to focus on writing again without freaking out about sitting while things need to be done (thanks anxiety).

#about me #thanks for the ask!

[madisonrooney]

i saw rent again in august (and rewatched the proshot last week), i saw on your feet again tonight, and im seeing aint too proud tomorrow, so i think after that might be a good time to reevaluate my musical top 10.

there are no new contenders but the problem is my 3-6 are so close and i just really dont know how i want to order them.

like #1 isnt changing. that goes without saying. that goes without saying that it goes without saying. (i dont even need to name it i dont think)

#2 is mamma mia and thats not changing either. tho i havent seen it in a couple years, i read that super long vogue article about it last month and it just reinvigorated my love for the show for the umpteenth time. im seeing it again next month and im sure thatll just solidify it more.

3-6, in order, are bronx tale, on your feet, aint too proud, and rent. bronx tale i saw again last year and i rewatched the movie in august so its fresh enough in my mind. i love them all on roughly the same level so i just dont know what to do. on your feet and aint too proud flip flop bc they have similar premises. i feel like i was more...vocally annoying about aint too proud lol but idk something about on your feet feels more personal. i learned a ton about gloria, emilio, and their family after seeing the show and theyre just very down to earth on social media, and i even saw emily estefan in person about a month after i first saw the show so something about it is very tangible. but aint too proud is super close bc its the era i love and its even more similar to jersey boys (damn you des mcanuff). itll be interesting to see how seeing them back to back effects my opinions if at all.

rent is the outlier tho. its the main reason im even thinking about doing this. brainrot for that show has been coming and going for almost 5 years and every time it hits, it hits hard. with the production i saw in august, rewatching the proshot, and seeing anthony rapp in concert this week, it hasnt been off my mind in a while. im thinking it could move as far up as #3, but im just not sure. on one hand, theres so much more content for it, but that also isnt really fair to the other shows since they havent been around for nearly as long. plus, it having been around for so long and having been such a massive hit, it becomes less personal to me. but that hasnt been all that much of a problem to me, probably bc the "hype" was over long before i even got into it. its far from an obscure favorite to have, but its not like hamilton or wicked or something if you ask me. the other three tho are much more niche to have as favs. plus its just so different from them!! with on your feet freshest in my mind, im trying to compare them rn and its just so hard to!!

anyway as most of my posts like this are this is mostly for personal record and just to let out a stream of consciousness but. if you care there you go. well see how i feel after tomorrow.

#ramble a rooney

[magdasabs]

Swedish anon here, I do feel like the clock is moving to fast on svtplay? Don’t know if I’m hallucinating lol. Sweden had a tough few first minutes but we are really getting into the game now though. But I really miss Magda!

Lol I'll record a bit of it an reevaluate tomorrow, just out of curiosity 😅 I feel like it's too weird to only be tiredness

I honestly can't believe is 28 mins already, I feel like nothing has happened. But I think for such an unfamiliar team they're doing okay

[inkovert]

Been very reflective these last few days, on my experiences with writing and others’. Wanna make a post about it at some point when I have the energy to.

#this may in part be influenced by this book I’m reading rn #but yeah just been thinking a lot about my last post and had some insights over the last few days #but given that I got home at 9 today and I have to be up by 7 tomorrow for a 12 hr day #don’t really have the energy to write anything rn lol #I’m quite exhausted #also in light of my continued lack of energy I’m reevaluating my ability to finish scif on any sort of deadline but that is another story

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

...ah. so: guess i did, in fact, type 6k today, which is uuuuh. respectable.

this also brings my New Marshall Content document to 18k so far, or a whopping 68 pages, which is.....concerning. considering i have, uh. 4.5 Brand New Scenes still to write, plus the 4 existing scenes of Heavy Revision to accomplish, plus, y’know. fixing the REST OF THE EXISTING MANUSCRIPT, WHICH WAS ALREADY TOO LONG TO BEGIN WITH.

#text #personal #writing #revising #in btw #driscoll #fucking dammit lolsob #i knew i'd have a length problem #i knew i should do the marshall stuff first because it was gonna be hardest #but gotDAMMIT it's not sposed to be This Bad #lol sigh #i know this is a chronic problem of mine #that doesn't make confronting it any less painful every time i'm reminded of it...... #anyway i'm gonna have to reevaluate speedy/timing goals Soon probs #i don't think i'll be done with this by end of august but i don't wanna drag into september too long???? #maybe i'll surprise myself maybe the other scenes will go zoomily after i get the new shit written #(bahahahahaha yeah Right let's be real here) #(that's Not Gonna Happen) #anyway though i should deffo rebattle plan on the timing front #maybe tomorrow?? #i dunno

[mousehole5000]

it’s almost time for fruit tart 👀

#it’s going to be So fresh #and my friend is going to stop by later hopefully #and i haven’t seen her in person in exactly one year :( so that’ll be nice!! #and then i’m either going to watch something with my mom #or just hop right into adolescence of utena #i wish i knew a good way to stream/share movies but everything free ive seen just isn’t very good </3 #and then since it’s my bday im going to reevaluate things #and then tomorrow who knows!!! back to anime posting probably #but also im like maybe.... i can also... blog about my other interests... try to accept myself as having many faucets #i did actually like learning about history and religion in school maybe i can like. do that again lol #also i care about it in a different way now and i know what actually interests me and what i think is important #i just honestly never figured out how to be self motivated and self disciplined :/ #but who says it’s too late? im 26 now wow #🐭.txt

[barkjunhee]

Reading the comments on IP2 yt videos is really frustrating. Everyones saying that the trainees don’t seem as good this year and they’re finding it hard to pick a fave... like no. 

Objectively speaking they’re actually better this year. In terms of singing and dancing abilities. They’re just not getting A’s this year because the judges are trying to be stricter for the DRAMA (idk why else tbh the whole no A thing was stupid af, and cutting the trainess introductions was even stupider). And theres less ‘pretty’ boys (lets face it IP1 boys were mostly beautifulness) for y’all to swoon over no matter how talented they are. 

Can we all think for ourselves instead of just agreeing with anything Yixing says? Its not fair on the trainees. Stop comparing the seasons theyre basically 2 different shows at this point. 

#like sorry I love IP1 boys obviously but people saying this years trainees are worse than them need to reevaluate their ears #im not saying IP1 trainees were bad but like... this year none of them would have gotten A's either #so don't use that to judge #idol producer 2 #ctv #i want to give up this show is giving me so much stress #its not fun to watch anymore #maybe i should just rewatch ip1 #this had been a 2am rant that ill probably delete tomorrow lol

[ray-pakorn]

i am having a crisis. lol

#most likely because im overcaffeinated but what if its not. lol #personal #i will reevaluate tomorrow and simply vibe today #update: today is Ren Goes Off the Rails Day #Ren Loses His Mind Day #i don't know whats happening #i need a fucking nap #i took a nap #do i have dpdr? the world may never know

[ghostwriterdiariesxoxo]

Down For You: Chapter 5 (ATL Bound)

*****Trigger Warning: abuse/violence/sexual content: not all at once lol*****

(Sorry it was posted so late. This is a very personal chapter for me and I wanted to make sure it was right.)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35350264/chapters/88903831

Chapter Intro:

Bo and I cut out of Boston around noon and spend 7 ½ hours on the road. We barely speak two sentences to each other the entire time. Bo doesn’t blast music, or sing, or drum the steering wheel to death like usual. The energy in the car is purely dismal and it’s absolutely miserable. It’s as if we’re in the aftermath of a life altering argument and I can’t even think of what it is that we’re freezing each other out over.

We finally stop for the night in Woodbridge, Virginia. Bo hands me the key for my room, muttering goodnight before we part ways in hall. I don’t shower, even though I want to. Instead I just lay on the bed, ignoring calls from Brett and hating myself for missing Bo. Or at least the normal version of him. I don’t know if I can do another long stretch tomorrow, sitting next to him in silence. Before I finally drift off to sleep, I decide it has to be fixed in some way or the other before we get on the road tomorrow.

The next morning, we throw our stuff in the Escalade and stop in at a nearby locally owned coffee shop. Bo tosses on a black baseball hat and his sunglasses, leaving them on until we get our coffee and get settled in at a table tucked off in the corner. Tossing them onto the table, they slide into my wrist. Heavily annoyed, I swipe them off to the side, nearly taking out the small trifold menu with them.

“You’re being a brat,” Bo mumbles, taking a sip of his coffee.

“How am I being a brat?” I snap back. “You’re the one that’s mad for whatever reason.”

“I’m not fucking mad.” He slams his coffee down hard enough to rattle the table and we look off, suddenly aware of our surroundings. Luckily, nobody in the fairly empty place is phased. He looks back as both of us crack a smile.

“Got it, Hulk. You’re just totally chill,” I tease.

“I’ve just got a lot on my mind,” he says, taking off his hat and placing it on backwards. I’m suddenly eyeing him like prey, because between his white, neon graffiti Adidas shirt and rocking the backwards baseball hat, I don’t care how fucking annoying he’s being. I’d still mount him right here in front of the baristas.

“What’s on your mind? Camille?” I say sarcastically.

“In a way I guess. It’s more about this shit,” he says gesturing to the hat and the sunglasses teetering on the edge of the table. “I’m like, one oversized hoodie away from being dressed like every kidnapped kid in every 90’s movie.”

“I kind of like the look,” I grin.

“You need to reevaluate your standards.” My cell buzzes and both our eyes settle on it, scooting little by little across the surface before I silence it. “Is that him? Why don’t you give me the phone. I’ll end that shit real quick for you.”

I pick it up looking at the missed call. “Nope, it’s my mother.”

“You gonna call her back?”

“Hell no,” I say tossing it back down.

“Why not?”

I give a quick laugh under my breath “You haven’t met my mother. I’d literally rather talk to Brett.”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35350264/chapters/88903831

#bo burnham special #bo burnham fanfiction #bo burnham fanfic #boburnham #fan fiction #fanfiction #bo burnam inside #fanfic #ohbo #ao3 #ao3feed #bo burnham x reader

[pinky-the-elephant-room]

Greatest

AN:  She meant fluff with implied smut for Katsuki.

Warning: Fluff, Angst, and Implied smut. And the use of Dynamight (I'm used to it now lol).

Bakugou Katsuki x Fem Reader

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Y/N looked at the rankings, a little bit in shock but also resignation. Katsuki ranked second again. It was only by a few points, but still, it wouldn’t matter to him. He was second, nonetheless. It was probably why he was late tonight. She had sent their kids to bed early just in case. Though their two girls (ages 8 and 5 respectively) complained and moaned, they still marched to bed when she gave them a stern look. It was a good thing too, Y/N didn’t want their girls to see their father when he was in that kind of mood. He was their hero, and she wanted to preserve that image. Girls needed a stable male role model. Sure, he cussed and yelled more than society would deem normal. But Katsuki was the love of her life. That meant loving the rougher parts of his personality too.

No doubt Katsuki would come home still wearing the aftereffects of a drinking session. As a rule, Dynamight didn’t drink. He always prioritized physical health, but there were exceptions like today, he would forgo his usual attitude.  She didn’t want her daughters to see their usually pristine father in a drunken stupor. The last time Deku beat Katsuki in the rankings, he came home intoxicated before hauling her off to bed. Way too handsy, he didn’t even get her bra off before collapsing and falling asleep. She let him exactly how she felt the next morning by giving him the silent treatment and making him leave the house without any breakfast.

Y/N jolted out of her thoughts when she heard the familiar noise of someone opening the door. Katsuki was not the type of person to yell out “Tadaima,” so she hurried to greet him in person. Or to give him a vomit bucket in case he got sick.

But to her shock and pleasant surprise, Katsuki was sober. There was no stench of alcohol or stumbling around. He calmly took off his shoes at the entrance before turning to look at her.

“D-do you want something to eat? I can warm up some dinner,” Y/N uttered, still beside herself.

“Not hungry. Where are the girls?” he asked as he hung up his coat.

“I put them to bed. They both have school tomorrow.”

With his usual scowl absent, he trudged through the living room and sat heavily on the sofa.

“Katsuki, are you ok?” Y/N asked tentatively, afraid to risk his ire.

He didn’t answer, and she stood there for a few minutes awkwardly, not knowing what to do. Just as she was about to turn around and maybe fetch some water, Katuski interrupted.

“I lost again. You know I thought this year would be mine,” he scoffed, “but of course, I lost to Deku again.”

“What do you think I’m doing wrong, Y/N? Is it because I don’t go around smiling like a jackass like he does or go around yelling “SMASH” like a downgraded version of All Might? I don’t fucking get it,” Kastuki said, feeling utterly exhausted.

“Do rankings matter that much to you?”

“Of course, it matters. It matters to everyone that is aiming to become the very best."

“But does being the best hero mean ranking number one on some billboard chart? Do you know how many people you’ve saved in just this month, let alone the entire year? Katsuki, some parents shouldn’t have been able to survive but are home right now with their kids because of you.”

“Rankings don’t matter to me because they’re arbitrary. You’ve been the number one hero for so many people already. No one is going to tell me otherwise. So, fuck Billboard!” she panted.

His vermillion eyes widened, and then Bakugou looked to the side before flashing a smirk at her.

“Look at you, mommy. Cussing in the house. Che, I should spank you.”

Y/N’s face reddened, and she squeaked out a scandalous “Katsuki!”

“Oy let’s go to bed,” he said, changing the subject abruptly.

“What. Why? So, you could spank me?” she asked, narrowing her eyes suspiciously.

Katsuki replied while grabbing her hand, “Nah, ask me some other night.”

As they went up the familiar stairs of their home, Y/N couldn’t help but wonder what was up with her husband. She expected him to be angrier, but Katsuki was acting calm and almost contemplative.

“Ne, anata. How come you didn’t drink today?”

Katsuki turned to look at her in surprise. “Did you want me to drink? I thought you would be happier to see me sober. Last time you ignored me all day, and I had to buy some food with shitty hair.”

“Oh, I’m sorry- “

“Fuck that. Don’t apologize. I deserved it.” With a soft kick from Katsuki, their bedroom door squeaked open.

With gentle eyes and delicate hands, he helped her undress while she helped him remove his pants. Most people didn’t think Dynamight with his infamy was capable of being kind. Y/N would learn it wasn’t that he was incapable but instead his kindness attributed to rudely criticizing in the guise of helping. But when Katsuki realized his efforts were instead driving her away further, he had to reevaluate himself. Such as recognizing if his ego was more important than the girl he cared for.

Katsuki hesitantly touched her as if asking Y/N for permission nonverbally. When they made love, it was always akin to pleasure and never pain. He was selfish, almost to a fault, but whenever she was concerned. His desires no longer seemed important. They held hands, and his forehead rested against her as he groaned with exuberance. Y/N soothed his back muscles patiently as they flexed underneath her fingers. He watched her almost obsessively, waiting for the moment she unraveled beneath him. Y/N never felt as close to her husband as in these quiet moments they shared alone. He was always so in tune with her needs.

When she lost herself in the raptures of pleasure, Y/N could vaguely make out the raw love in his eyes. In return, she stroked his coarse blond hair while Katsuki hid his face in her embrace. And if by chance Y/N felt tears and heard choked sobs, she only tightened her grip, waiting for him to ride his orgasm out.

It seemed her husband was too exhausted by the end, and he soon passed out.

Y/N watched his slumbering face with a small smile.

“I have faith you’ll be number one. I just know it,” she murmured before curling herself around his warm body.

A year from now on rankings were announced again by Billboard, Bakugou couldn’t muster the energy to care. Even when he was number one for the first time in his career, Katsuki chose to focus on his family instead.

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