I love seeing Danny Phantom showing up and being like ‘don’t ask too many questions but John Constantine I own your soul. All of it. Lmao sucks to suck bitch’, and he’s usually all Ghost King Full Regalia as he does it, at least in front of the Justice League, but consider—
He just shows up as Danny Fenton.
“yeah I got bored and collected the pieces like Pokémon. Gotta catch ‘em all” says the 5’2 teen who looks like a stiff breeze could trip him. He denies being a sorcerer, or a magician, concedes he’s maybe psychic but mostly he’s just…. The kid of two mad scientists—who have a basement lab where they opened a portal to what he SAYS is not hell but no one is frankly CONVINCED, by the way—and he hasn’t decided what to do with Constantine yet besides getting Danny into some r rated horror movies, but figures he should tell the dude probably.
“What’d you even trade for some of his soul contracts?”
“Don’t worry about it”
They worry about it
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I need a whole fic where the Cerritos is mistaken for the Enterprise by some type of alien with very high intelligence but very poor visual recognition, for whatever reason.
And Freeman either can't or is too scared to convince them that they're not the Enterprise, so she starts desperately assigning everyone to various roles. Boimler gets assigned as Data, and since he and Mariner are the only people on the ship who play string instruments, the captain orders them to put together some sort of "symphony" because the aliens have heard that that's a thing on the Enterprise.
And it's just Mariner and Boimler frustratedly trying to figure out how to combine her electric guitar skills and his traditional violin skills into something suitably "symphonic" (i.e. thematically trying to combine her more lax/modern way of doing things with his more strict/traditional way).
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Twisted metal and plastic shards, nothing will keep the beast at bay.
Why do you put hope in a false savior?
A cheap disguise, trapped in an endless cycle we play.
Abandoned, alone, and cold, but unshackled from your labor.
Your freedom mocks me, and yet you gave it away.
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i think maybe part of the reason hardwon took to erlin so well is because he sees a lot of his younger self in erlin. send post.
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You know, It's kinda sad that we never got to see these three interact much.
I mean, sure.
We have seen Lyla and Stefan interact. Same with him and Angus, or Angus with Lyla. But never really all three of them together.
And honestly, I think these three would make a wonderful comedic trio.
Like I think they would balance each other out very well.
Angus is very...well he's Angus. Rude, confrontational, short tempered etc. But he's also a coward and while he doesn't like showing it, actually has a softer side.
Lyla would be more the caregiver of the group. Caring, friendly, known and well liked by most people. But most important, she doesn't put up with Angus Crap and will (mostly) call him out for it.
Stefan on the other hand is probably the most experienced and, at least in my opinion, the only one with a braincell. He isn't confrontational like Angus or Social like Lyla, instead he is rather quiet and observing. But he's also very curious and will likely get himself into trouble due to it.
As an example have a little situation that I may or may not turn into a fic one day:
Lyla: "I am not going to let you just go in there! The whole building is probably full of these people. Wasn't almost getting shot on our way here not enough?"
Angus: "Listen Lyla.The evidence we need is in. That. Building! I'm not letting you ruin my scoop! *dramatically turns around towards the building*. "Plus, we're not even breaking in! The window there is already open!"
Lyla: *groans* "Fine. Do whatever you want, but we're out."
"Come on Nine." *Pause, looking around* "...-Nine?"
*Stefan suddenly jumping through a closed window, evidence in Hand*
C9:"I got what we need, let's go!"
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anonymous said : Ratio, do you have any thoughts on how the IPC handled the Avgin-Katican extinction event?
⸻ the initial silence is all — encompassing , as if his answer were written in the absence of sound. quietude is not necessarily without weight , for his demeanour and his stance , speak volumes. though , perhaps it is out of respect , for the dreadful event that had occurred. coordinated under meticulous operations.
❝ when the ipc wants something swept under the rug , their enterprise is inexorable. ❞ he states it , matter — of — factly , retaining that unyielding neutrality of his. if not for alabaster , dawn might exhibit defeat , were he to linger on the workings any longer. ❝ scarce and limited are the resources surrounding this travesty. even the intelligentsia guild , with its abundance of resources and papers , has a conveniently lacking amount of information regarding the avgin — katican extinction event. ❞
he recalls , those moments when he had sought reports out of personal interest — to fulfil that insatiable urge of contributing to his wealth of knowledge. how disappointing to have been met with clearly biased and tampered accounts , illustrating blatantly , calculated approaches. with a flagrant dearth that outlined a single perspective.
but the ipc are skilled in holding tongues , including his. for now.
❝ what i have gathered , well , regrettably , i am not authorised to comment on the specifics of the carnage , however , it is no mystery that it was managed poorly. unfortunately , reading the fine print of the sigonian sovereignty was never in the cards for the avgins. ❞ as broadcasts and journalistic endeavours had undertaken , this was apparent. thus , an announcement without consequence. ❝ i will say in hindsight , an operation led by someone as contemptuous as oswaldo schneider , was expected to produce this tragic outcome. he possesses great notoriety , among even the genius’ , for his turbulence and volatility. ❞
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My Homestuck Troll HC is that when a Grub hatches from their pupa stage, they'll inherit characteristics from their lusus, which will become more pronounced the more the Troll reaches maturity.
For example, Karkat has a noticeable slouch, A hard chitinous exoskeletal back (complimented with protuding spikes), and a surprisingly strong arm grip.
Later on in life, Karkat spikes and slouch will become more pronounced, and his posture will become more alike his Lusus.
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12AM RANDOM AU TIME BABEYYYYY
Quick summary!!!! Lupin is a spirit that killed Jigen's old abusive partner Mash when he attempted to steal something of the Lupin name, and proceeded to take his body as his own but whoops Jigen's still around and Lupin finds himself drawn to the mortal.
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