#why is he in the trashcan

[shitpostingkats]

I'm nearly cryign laughing. I had to pause and full on slap my knee. Revolver, you can't just say that.

#Revolver saying The Most Incorrect Things to Ai makes me both laugh so hard and want to throttle him #BRO YOUR COMMENTARY IS NOT HELPING #I swear I keep trying to put this cat in his crate and he keeps jumping out and knocking over the trashcan #Revolver: I am looking for enemies. And if I cannot find them. I will create them. #This entire show could have been avoided if Dr. Kogami just socialized his child properly #Revolver bby why must you keep bringing gasoline to this bonfire #spk watches vrains #vrains spoilers #yugioh #vrains #yugioh vrains #ygo vrains #yusaku fujiki #ryoken kogami

[normal-thoughts-official]

It's still so funny to me that Mal tastes like dates and cinnamon. like. his mother's name is Maria. he is associated with dates. but also with cinnamon. is he coded as latino, south east asian, or middle eastern/north african? yes

#he's every type of brown at once he's the brown megazord #and they couldn't even make him darker skinned about it #like the implications of this are kinda bad but as a latino i find it insanely funny. mal's ethnicity is third world solidarity #yes i know this doesn't really apply in the bolas universe. that's why i said coded. leave me be ok #playchoices #blades of light and shadow #bolas #mal volari #mal x mc #overflowing trashcan #choices book club

[money-and-dandellions]

at some point of the roadtrip, Lester bought a crusty loaf of bread at the gas station and let Meg do the first bite and she was delighted after that for 10 more minutes

#yes i am obsessed with the roadtrip did you notice #lets say that meg didn't actually happen to have the experience of biting in fresh bread and that gorgeous taste afterwards #because im pretty sure that nero would not have loafed bread on the table #why would he #or when she was rummaging around the trashcans she didn't really have the opportunity to eat bread in loafs #anyways it *might* have tasted as good as it did because it was lester who bought it and gave it to her and smiled as soon as she turned #turned into a amazed child #(she will not admit it) #they both know #(lester did not eat the bread consciously) #yes im adding some angst hehe #lester papadopoulos #meg mccaffrey #sunflower siblings #love them

[flash-goes-kaboom]

lloyd henreid and his three boyfriends

#lloyd henreid #andrew poke freeman #poke freeman #pokelloyd #trashcan man #trash can man #trashlloyd #randall flagg #the dark man #the walking dude #flagglloyd #do you think he would have forced them all to cuddle him at once #i do #i hate his gay ass #we should pelt him with rocks i think #why does he need to be in a relationship with every man he sees..? #the stand #stephen king’s the stand #the stand miniseries #the stand 2020 #the stand uncut edition #kingverse #stephen king

[trans-girl-uchiha-itachi]

pros: have been very inspired, in fact compelled, to write lately

cons: writing naruto fanfiction is SO far down my list of priorities rn and yet it compels me nevertheless

pros: slowly but surely making progress on eyeball polycule chapter 3

cons: sai has unexpectedly shown up and won't leave

#the trashcan speaks #my fic #intricate and toxic polycule: you. your former best friend who betrayed the village. and his dead cousin who was previously your teammate #hinata: oh no he's a socially inept dick... my one weakness... i HAVE to adopt him now #like he has learned just enough abt social skills to figure out why everyone thinks hes rude. #and hes like okay i will use this knowledge to be a bitch On Purpose

[just-some-trans-nobody]

Who are you and what are you doing in my trashcan?

#monster in my trashcan #who is he and why is he eating my trash? #no hey get out of there you'll get sick #someone get me a broom whack him #oh no he's crying i didn't mean for that to happen i'm sorry would you like some real food? #come inside i'll give make you some hot chocolate you poor thing #guys he's not that bad i think i'll let him stay #monster fucker #monster boyfriend #monster stories #cute monster #trash monster #should i give him a kiss? #gay monster

[bitchfitch]

I have woken up in a cold sweat with the realization that since The Grinning Thing wants everything and The Other Thing wants there to be nothing, I'm pretty certain Other Thing just accidentally fell in love with their trash can.

#Like #Ok so there needs to be a distinction made #Guy Manson is the human man at the start of the story. hes a dude who was chosen to be other thing's vessel/cocoon/whatever. #through a series of understandable but critical mistakes he fell in love with Grinning Thing before Other Thing melded with him #Thats why Other Thing can feel love and other human emotions and why they're in love with Grinning Thing specifically. #Guy and Other are basically the same person at the end. hes not dead and its not gone. theyve just merged #as Grinning Thing did with its host #but yeah after realizing that Guy managed to get close to Grinning #instead of just picking another easier target Other doubled down bc making ther be nothing is a Lot easier when you ah e something #that Wants and will get rid of everything if you give it to them #thats just their trashcan

[xay2jang]

i kind of really wanted his shoes when i was younger, and now that im older and wiser i recognize how stupid they look. i still want them tho

#dcmk #my art #edogawa conan #detective conan #i dont remember which is the actual fandom tag i use bc i say detco the friends i inflict my rambling onto #detco #his shoes r so. whats the inner flap thing called and why is his so long #agasa what was that design choise #was it popular in the late 90s. was it #anyway when hes tying his shoelaces is the only time u can escape #whats he gonna do run after u w only socks on #he cant even kick a trashcan at u anymore #i forgot to draw his other sock . i just remembered #i dont even have to look i Know i didnt do it. fuck

[wint3r-h3art]

Stephen could have showed up in a regular suit, but noooooo, this man gotta showed up in a three piece Armani to a goddamn wedding that wasn’t even his 🌝 and the audacity to look like a three-course meal too?????

#why he gotta be so extra 😩 #doctor strange #stephen strange #doctor strange in the multiverse of madness #« trashcan » ( tbd )

[nomaishuttle]

one thing abt kids is that there is no better toy you can get than a huge box

#when my mom bought her mattress. well my brother slept in that box for 2 months #abd everytime we would try to throw it out he would cry so hard we just put it back #we even tried to do it when he was out of the house but he would see it by the trashcan and be like why is box out here 😯

[ihatebnha]

I saw you mention Deku trying to get us for stuff we did not do and imagining him doing that with like his vigilante or villain s/o made me chuckle. Like I already do other bad crap why are you blaming me for crap I didn’t do?? What a dickhead. (affectionate)

Uuuwwweeieiiwiwuwuwuuu Deku trying to bust his anti-hero!s/o for doing shit like, idek, not stopping at a stop sign for the FULL three seconds, or accidentally throwing something recyclable into the trash.

I'm just imagining him standing in the kitchen in his sweats, staring at you all >:((((( while he waits for you to say something. It's kinda cute actually because you obvs KNOW you didn't do anything wrong, so seeing him getting kinda fussy (and Iida-like) for no reason is just the tiniest bit entertaining.

Soon as you explain and he realizes he's in the wrong though, he's pretending the whole thing didn't even happen lmfao, sighing and pouting as he goes to give you a grumpy apology kiss.

Probably just how he expresses his frustrations at you for your other dangerous, unsafe, sometimes illegal actions. Knows he can't stop you but by God will you start using his Spotify premium if it means not downloading anymore music off of youtube LOOOL.

At least you know he cares <333

#soooo true he is d*ckhead and it's S*XY AHHHH #him just getting huffy at the trashcan cuz there's a coke in there... #even tho he was the one emptying out the car earlier #and when u remind him of that fact he's just 🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️ #WHY DO U SEEM SO UPSET IT WASNT ME U *SS #lmfaooooooo bc what he really wants to do is yell at u for banging up your knee the last time u went out at night #but he cantttt #ugh this was so bigbrain anon and ur phrasing too #i love u #ask #anon #caitie things

[torgawl]

me: *terrible at making decisions*

honkai star rail: so, which of these questionable choices are you going to make in response to this deep morally ambiguous problem that's going to have life-changing consequences either way?

#i always choose say the truth sgsnsgsjej i cannot lie #sheila and the red and blue quests changed me as a person i will never recover from those #i was like but but she has feelings and an identity even though she's an android?! #you're telling me to either erase her sense of self or kill her??? 😭😭😭 #i always defend the robots with personality like pascal?!!!! he reminds me of wall-e i could never 'kill' him 😭😭😭 #i did tell the guy the truth about his girlfriend it felt like futuristic romeo and juliet 😂 #the girl in risk of getting unemployed too??? why are they giving me all these problems i'm a foreigner with a bat who talks to trashcans #anyways i complain because it makes me feel bad thinking i could ruin someone's life by accident but it's so so cool we actually get to #make imapctful choices and trail our way!!! #this game has been so so enjoyable

[throwawayforanaskcauseanxiety]

Imagine your creep ex boyfriend that you broke up in what feels like a decade ago, subbing to your only fans to make a video and bringing you up for clickbait more often than not, like the fucking ghost of Christmas past, just to keep his dying channel afloat. How is that not creepy?? How the fuck does he still have over 900k subs after dropping from the million mark. Make it make sense. But no, "ignore the rude haters" lmao

#Matthew Lush aka gaygod is the train wreck I check in with from time to time #it keeps getting worse #his channel is as good as dead with 900k subs and barely 50k views and he still has the audacity to bring his ex into it #MOVE ON ALREADY JESUS #it's like not only the trashcan is on fire but so is the entire alley and all the raccoons are fire resistant #the ex blocked him at the speed of fucking light #youtubers man why are they like that

[missmonkeymode]

The biggest trick that klavier ace attorney played is convincing everyone including thw fandom that hes not a huge narc and completely anal about everything hes ever done

#*shakes people* the easy carefree person that people think he is is a persona he invented to sell merch he gives so much of a shit and- #-that manifests in him micromanaging everything to make sure its perfect as a reflection of his brother because they are extremely similar- #-and the main difference between them is that klavier doesnt compromise his morals in order to be perfect #*shakes people harder* aa4 asks you to draw parallels with the new cast to each other and with past characters kristoph is a manfred- #von karma if he was a defense attorney and klavier is a mix of edgeworths best traits and phoenix's worst traits dont you fucking SEE?????? #there is a REASON why apollo would make a better prosecutor and klavier would make a better defense attorney BUT DECIDED TO DO THE OTHER #AUGHHHHHHH *KICKS OVER MY TRASHCAN*

[ariaste]

listen ok so i made some good jokes yesterday about Lestat having an onlyfans but i am back today with a new essay and this one is entitled

Why The Invention Of Social Media Is Going to Permanently Save Loustat's Fucking Marriage

come on this journey with me.

ok so on one hand we have Louis, who does not like to leave the house except when he absolutely fucking has to and even then he resents it. my man wants to be at home with a book 100% of the time and he's so fucking valid for that. When he leaves the house, bad things happen to him. He has learned this and honestly i can't fault his evidence. it sucks out there. it truly incredibly sucks out there.

the problem is that sometimes he is married to lestat, who starts clawing at the walls if people aren't paying attention to him for 12 consecutive seconds, and being Out Of The House is the best place for him to go foraging for People To Pay Attention To Him. my man once had a rock star career the way that some people get addicted to meth brewed in a trashcan in someone's garage. Louis, through no fault of his own, is simply not capable of filling this psychological need no matter how hard he tries, except he should not even HAVE to try like that, because no one can do it, because Lestat is fucked up and like wasn't hugged enough as a child or something

this imbalance in their relationship is the core source of all their marital problems since day 1: THIS man's idea of a good time is chilling on the sofa in silence and maybe staring contemplatively at the wall for a while, and THIS man starts self-destructing at a truly astonishing rate if no one is making eye contact with him. If you make Louis go outside and socialize with people, he's miserable and sulking and whining about "are we done can we go home". If you make Lestat sit in silence in a chair for five minutes he starts crying and claiming that No One Has Ever Loved Him, Ever, Ever, And No One Understands Him, And He Hates Everyone In This House and He Is Being Actively Neglected And Cruelly Mistreated Right Now And No One Even Bothers To Feel Sorry For Him, This Is BASICALLY Domestic Violence Against Him Personally, If Only Anyone Knew About The Quiet Hidden Tragedies Of An Unhappy Marriage, and then he breaks some furniture and a window and isn't seen again for six weeks and comes back like "you will not believe what just happened, i [checks notes] met Merlin and also a dragon who gave me three wishes, brb i'm going to write another book about it :))))"

all you fucking have to do to fix their problems is to hand Lestat a cellphone and say the words "do you know about social media? you can say whatever shit you want and there's always someone awake in some time zone to talk to you." Suddenly Lestat is now very interested in sitting quietly on the couch, Lounging Alluringly and posting thirst traps on instagram and finally getting emotional fulfillment from all the likes and comments of "omg???? omg this is the hottest man alive". he does not have to leave the house anymore to get his attention meth. His yawning abyss of neediness is being fulfilled by having parasocial relationships with millions of strangers online who all think he's sexy and don't have to experience how fucking awful he is up close. he can flirt pointlessly with 200 people at once which is FINALLY ENOUGH FLIRTATIONS FOR HIM TO SATISFACTORILY JUGGLE

Meanwhile Louis is 3 feet away, vaguely reflecting to himself that HE is feeling all emotionally fulfilled because they're spending this great Quality Time together in perfect silence while he reads his book and Lestat plays on his cellular telephone and only OCCASIONALLY giggles to himself or says "louis which of these photos do you think is sexier, the one with four buttons undone or the one with five buttons undone" Louis is feeling like his Opinion is being Valued, Louis feels like he is being Consulted on Matters that are Important To Lestat. He has opinions about the photographs. It is not that much trouble to be interrupted from staring philosophically at the wall to spend five seconds looking at a photograph and then saying "that one". Finally he is experiencing Cozy Domesticity. he is so horny about it. lestat is surprised and bewildered about the sudden sharp increase in the amount of sex he is now getting but before he can make any vaguely mean comments about it (bc he's confused and vaguely defensive and worried that it's going to stop out of nowhere and he doesn't know any other interpersonal skills for expressing a thought) his phone pings about how he's just broken 5 million followers on instagram and he totally forgets to even mention the sex thing, which means that he continues getting the sex instead of inciting an argument about the sex and going through his 800th divorce from Louis

all their friends are extremely confused when a whole month, and then six months, and then a year goes by without another Loud Divorce happening and no one crashing through their front door like "I HAVE TO SLEEP IN YOUR GUEST COFFIN FOR THE NEXT MONTH, HE IS INTOLERABLE". They are worried. they are concerned. what is going on over there. are they both dead. no, they can't both be dead, Lestat just posted another tiktok of him sucking on his own fingers, which he would not be doing if Louis were dead. there is an ecosystem collapse happening in the groupchat and it's because the main Drama Vectors have been neutralized

#interview with the vampire #the vampire chronicles #iwtv #iwtv amc #loustat

[zyafics]

headspace | drabble

masterlist

pairing rafe cameron x female reader

summary when rafe hasn't seen you in twenty-four hours, he comes over to your house to check on you.

content (1.0k words) fluff, suggestive tone near the end, rafe trying to be a good boyfriend, math (yuck!) — reader type academic weapon, burnout from studying (me), anxious, cries from being overwhelmed and pushes people away when busy

dedication inspired by this post by @winterrrnight (definitely check out her stuff!! 💘)

zya's notes was this purely self-indulgent? maybe. but it was a good writing break for me before i get back to linear algebra myself.

"What are you doing here?" You accuse, opening your bedroom door to discover your boyfriend standing behind it.

"I'm here to see you." Rafe says, taking in your appearance. You're wearing a borrowed tee of his, the name of his fraternity plastered in Greek letters, with shorts that's barely seen under the long material. "I've been texting you all day."

"You have?" You ask, your voice softening from the sharp undertone of your accusation. You're just so tired. "My phone's been on DND."

"Why?" He lets out a dry chuckle. He doesn't like the fact that you’ve been ignoring him. "You fuckin' someone?"

That earns him a scowl and Rafe knows he messed up when you pull on the doorknob, closing the limited space that allows him to see and enter your bedroom. "I'm not in the mood, Rafe. How'd you get in?"

He swallows hard. "Your mom let me in."

"She's home?" Your brows furrow together. You've lost track of time. You've been so busy that you didn't even hear your parents coming back from work. "Shit, what time is it?"

You abandon your post at the entryway and search for your phone in the messy covers of your bed. When you check the time, your heart drops. It's nearing midnight.

Rafe quietly slips into your room with his hands in his pockets and searches the place. He admits the first signs he looked for was the presence of another man. That you, in the twenty-four hours since he last saw you, have decided that he wasn't enough and that you found someone else. Instead, what he uncovers is your textbooks sprawled all over the floor, crinkled up sheets of papers surrounding your trashcan and your laptop and tablet propped on your desk with mathematical symbols and equations on the screen.

You weren't out finding his replacement. You were studying.

Your heart is racing, trying to figure out what to do next. You didn't even realize Rafe slipped to your side till his hand catches your wrist and pulls your attention away from your darkened phone screen.

"Hey." Rafe whispers, noticing the panic on your features. "Have you been studying all day? When was the last time you ate?"

Momentarily drawn away from your thoughts, you search your brain for an answer only to recall a distant memory of some yogurt and granola. 

"I don't know." You admit. Your chest tightening at the look of concern that flashes across his face. "I can't think about that right now."

"You can't think about food?" He repeats, incredulous. "You're the one who's always trying to get me to try new places."

He was trying to make you laugh, relax, but all it does is set your lips into a flat line. He really is not living up to the role of good boyfriend right now.

"I have a huge exam coming up in two days and I still don't understand a single concept. And it's midnight." You explain, your breathing growing more rapidly as the realization dawns on you. "I shouldn't have gone out with you yesterday, I knew that, but I went when I should’ve stayed in—"

"Hey, hey." He shushes you, his hands sliding up to your shoulders. He knows you're about to descend into a spiral right now. He can't let it happen. "Look at me."

You do.

"It's going to be okay. You're a smart girl, you're going to figure it out."

You shake your head, not believing him, to the point that you're pushing away from his touch, reeling back as if you don't deserve his comfort. "No, Rafe, it's not. It's worth 20% of my grade and I can't recall a single thing. I've been studying all day and I feel like I'm about to go insane because I don't get it. I have never not gotten something this bad before."

You can't stop the tears from welling in your eyes, your bottom lip trembling. First and foremost, you can't believe you're crying over math right now but the emotions are too strong to ignore—you feel like you're about to combust.

"Baby." Rafe begins softly, taking a step forward and pulling you back in. You try to resist but his grip is too strong and you like being in his embrace. Even if you don't deserve it. "Take a breath. Come on, let's take a break."

"I can't." Your voice cracks, a tear falling down your cheek and wetting his shirt. "I actually think I'm going to fail and it scares me."

Rafe knows you always cared about your academics. Way more than he does. But, it's one of the things he admires about you. That fact that you're so smart, that you manage to fall for a guy like him. He doesn't know of any way to help in that department, but fuck if he isn't going to try.

"Alright, how about this?" Rafe pulls apart, the loss of touch causes you to whimper, but his hand tucks under your chin and lifts your gaze to meet his. "We're going to get somethin' to eat. Any place you want, I don't care how far, and I'll drive."

You open your mouth to counter but he cuts you off. "Then, we're going to come back here and I'll help you study. All night if I have to. We're going to figure this out together, okay?"

The plan sounds appealing but you're still hesitant. "You don't know anything about linear algebra."

"Fuck, baby, you can teach me." He states, causing a small smile to rise on your lips. That makes him proud. "Isn't that the best way to learn? When the student become the teacher?"

"Are you saying you're my teacher?" You tilt your head, teasing him. He loves that you're coming to yourself again.

He lowers himself to your level, stopping next to the shell of your ear. "I'm about to teach you a lesson if you don't get a move on." He murmurs, lightly slapping your ass and releasing you in one-go. You let out a little yelp, jumping back.

He tips his head to your closet. "Get change. We got shit to do."

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