#whitest whites

[factual-fantasy]

I got these little guys before your Pokémon posts, but now I can’t think of them as anyone but Grim and Sylvester!!

"Look Grim!! Its us!! :0000"

#my response #pokemon scarlet and violet #gengar #sylveon #This picture made me realize that I've been drawing Grim's eyes wrong #They're supposed to be red... not white..... #I was going to correct that in this drawing #but tbh I really like how much somfter and more friend shaped Grim is with white eyes #He's got a Patrick star vibe to him #perhaps I will make a headcannon that some Gengars can have white eyes #perhaps it is something that they can control? #Maybe the happiest and calmest gengars have the whitest eyes #and the most distressed/wild/injured/weakened Gengars have red eyes?? #what ever it takes to keep drawing him with friendly white eyes I guess XDD

[theforgottendaydreamer]

artists stop drawing Damian as pale as a ghost challenge: impossible

#say what you want about wfa (i don't understand the hate. y'all ungrateful) but at least they got everyone's skintone right! #lots of canon comics portray damian as the whitest child on the planet #i swear to god i'm darker than him and i'm fucking white. #damian wayne #damian al ghul #dc #dc comics #robin #batman

[cantheykillmacbeth]

What about Heimdall? He was born of 9 mothers, so he wasn't woMAN born, but woMEN born.

Heimdall is... complicated. People have tried to bring up "womEn" vs "womAn" before in the context of the parents being lesbians, but that has always just felt like such a lame explanation to me. For our purposes, if the character was born of at least one woman, then they don't count for the Birth Parent Clause.

At the same time, however, being born of 9 different women is certainly... esoteric. Unfortunately, we don't have any clear answers as to the logistics of how this was meant to have worked, and it's apparently a topic of heavy debate among historians and scholars; it always just said (paraphrased) "Heimdall was the son of Odin and nine sisters."

One popular (though not necessarily accurate) theory is that the nine mothers were the Nine Daughters of Ægir and Rán, who were personifications of ocean waves. This would imply that Heimdall was 'born of the sea,' perhaps in a similar manner to Aphrodite. However, this theory starts to hold a lot less water (hehe) when you take the names of these women into account. Völuspá hin skamma, an Old Norse poem, listed out the names of Heimdall's 9 mothers as Angeyja, Atla, Eistla, Eyrgjafa, Gjálp, Greip, Imð(r), Járnsaxa, and Ulfrún, and these have reportedly appeared in a variety of other sources that slightly strengthen the validity of this list. The Nine Daughters of Ægir and Rán, however, have a completely different list of names which are listed multiple times in the Prose Edda: Blóðughadda, Bylgja, Dröfn/Bára, Dúfa, He(f/v)ring, Himinglæva, Hrönn, Kólga, and Uðr/Unn. Again, two very different lists of names.

On top of all of that is the whole idea that when these Norse myths say there are "nine" of something, that it's not necessarily exactly 9, but just "a bunch." Like how sometimes we would say "a dozen" even if what we're talking about doesn't necessarily come in 12. So we don't even know if it's specifically 9 mothers.

All of this is to say, uh. Shit's fucked, bro? I don't think this'll ever get a real answer unfortunately so white boy is just gonna stay uncategorized I guess

Heimdall was also submitted by @an-actual-literal-egg. Thank you both for your submissions!

#asks #debatable character #heimdall #norse mythology #hes sometimes called “The Whitest God” which i find hilarious. in case you were wondering why i just called him white boy

[sojutrait]

maddie is trying to get with the quarterback micah, not bc she likes him but she needs that social clout rn. too bad brandon is in love with her

#ts4 #s #*soju save #the whitest white man i ever white mand #*eileen gen

[glossykris]

never fails to amaze me how Kris and Maks are like night and day in both looks and vibe

#joker out #kris guštin #you can tell that they’re brothers but somehow they still have all the opposite features #maks got all the asian genes #black hair #tan skin #kris is a total ’elovena’ boy #the whitest of white boys #not to mention kris got the dutch crazy height genes #maks is such a dude bro #meanwhile kris’ mannerisms scream WOMAN

[krakenshaped]

Ygo sketches

#ygo gx #asuka tenjoin #alexis rhodes #who in the 4kids gave her the whitest white girl name #ryo marufuji #hell kaiser #zane truesdale #why does he have so many fucking names #jaden yuki #judai yuki #jun manjoume #chazz princeton #yubel #ishizu ishtar #aki izayoi #akiza izinski #tea gardner #anzu mazaki #ygo dm #ygo 5ds #yugioh #sketches #happy 2023 yall #sorry for insane amounts of tags #fuck i forgot #seto kaiba #mokuba kaiba

[lautakwah]

this site isnt the fandom website or old man yaoi website or cannibalism website or monsterfucker website or gay website or communism website or whatever else you all love to say it is, this site is the racism and white supremacy website first and foremost 😭

#im looking at the literal na.zi blogs staff does nothing abt #but also in general have u ever seen a post on this site 9/10 times it's the whitest bs ever or has some stupid white response 😭 #ling.txt

[teriiblog]

finn is absolutely the kinda guy who fantasizes abt his own wedding and raising a family like the whole shabam of it all. That guys got the planner and pinterest boards ready.

#terii.txt #my man lives in a hallmarks movie its what he gets for being the Whitest yuurivoice boy despite all of them being white #i will say i do love thinking of him being of irish descent anyways thats why im rockin w him #back to the topic tho i do find it funny bc my lis oc Lua they are Not Into That at all #like they dont like big weddings bc they get overwhelmed (+ expensive)! they arent comfy w pregnancy bc dysphoria ;_; ! #it would be cute if in the future they would adopt an older kid or two #but finn i feel would feel over the moon w a baby hes that kinda guy #theyll figure it out uvu #yuurivoice #yuurivoice finn #hcs #idk i just missed my guy is all ueueue #(like im not ungrateful w all the spicies finn has gotten recently but i do miss the fluff a lot ;v;. my hallmarks movie boyfriend)

[jackmaster187]

#BFDI #battle for dream island #pen bfdi #blocky bfdi #eraser bfdi #b(art) simpson #I had this comic in my head for a few months I finally got around to making this #Pen is the whitest person in BFDI history and that is not a good thing #He probably thinks Mayo is too spicy #White people suck (source: I'm white)

[soleminisanction]

There are very few ""headcanons"" out there that get a bigger side-eye from me than people who try to make Stephanie Brown into a Black girl.

Firstly because that is not a headcanon. That's just a whole-ass retcon created out of thin air. A headcanon would be saying she's a natural redhead like how Morgan Kohan played her on Batwoman, or that she's mixed-race because of the curly way some artist draw her hair. There's definitely flexibility in race interpretations for comics but looking at the blue-eyed blonde-hair white girl and declaring her "actually Black" is not one of them.

Secondly, because I have seen (and sometimes gotten) a lot of harassment from Steph fans aimed specifically at Tim's actual, canon Black love interests and teammates. I still seethe at the memory of this one CBR interview I read back when YJ2019 was running, where Brian Michael Bendis and David F. Walker were clearly there to talk up Naomi and Teen Lantern, and in the middle of their heart-felt conversation about the importance of representation for young Black girls, the interviewer butted in to interject, "But you know who I want to see more of?? Stephanie!!!" This going on while Steph fans on Twitter were going on racist tirades because the book dared to highlight the history of Teen Lantern, a character who was actually advertised to be a part of the book and a new member of the team, instead of giving them more of their white-blonde fav who had never been affiliated with YJ and was never part of the advertising.

Thirdly, she was created and so often written by Chuck Dixon, a blatant racist, and as a result there are so many little scenes of her that have uncomfortable racial elements to them. Like the one where he created a pair of Black girls just so Stephanie could call them "raging morons" to their faces and then later talk about how stupid and immature they are compared to her. (Which I am still convinced was Dixon directly criticizing the much better teen pregnancy subplot from Icon & Rocket). Or the borderline-blackface white savior ""demon"" where she wears a dead gnu and maybe accidentally calls herself a bitch in Swahili. (Disclaimer: I do not speak Swahili, and thus do not know how a sentence structure that should read "I am thorn" turns into "I'm a bitch" or "I'm crazy," but I checked that translation with three different robo-translators and got the same results so, shrug.)

And finally -- god, Steph is just, such a walking avatar of white women's privilege. Her entire thing is demanding that she get her way, never letting anyone tell her no, and still being treated by the narrative as a pure-hearted ""beacon of hope"" that everybody needs to protect and nurture at all times.

The inciting incident of War Games can be boiled down to, "A white girl got told no, and made it everybody else's problem." The first attempted Black member of the Batfamly fucking died during that event and got almost entirely forgotten because people only went to bat for the white girl who caused the whole mess and the white woman who got character assassinated to kill her off.

If Stephanie were Black, she wouldn't exist anymore. Fuck, if she were a brunette or just as butch as Carrie Kelly, she probably wouldn't exist anymore. She certainly wouldn't be Batgirl, I can't imagine Dan Didio replacing Cass with another woman of color.

And it's not even just her? Her father is also a very white character. It is incredibly easy to summarize Arthur Brown as a mediocre white man lashing out at the world for not handing him the success he felt entitled to. Take that petulant entitlement away from him and you lose his entire character.

I'm ranting about it on my own blog instead of picking a fight because everybody's entitled to their own fandom experience and blah blah, but this is just. Yeah. Ugh.

#I almost want to label this a squick but that's not entirely right #what actually squicks me out in the Bat-fandom is people feminizing Jason Todd #because there's objectively nothing wrong with that it just sets off my dysphoria #whereas I am not going to attack anybody for this one but it doesn't disgust or weird me out it just makes me frustrated or mad #please appreciate the representation of actual black girls in comics instead of projecting onto the whitest white girl in gotham plz & thx #try milestone milestone is really good even if they do need more female heroes #stephanie brown critical #ranting #racism tw #race talk tw #chuck dixon critical #your friendly reminder that chuck dixon is a racist #long post #dash stretcher #sorry

[melonmortis]

I haven’t drawn anything really that serious in a while so I’ve been trying to force myself to remember how to do so :]

#fallout #fnv #vulpes inculta #joshua graham #ceasar #ceasar’s legion #ceasar fnv #edward sallow #I think Vulpes collects reports of his atrocities and makes little scrap books out of them <3 #also Joshua looking like the whitest white man out of the three is a little funny to me

[mabelsguidetolife]

people often forget about the drug ring subplot in the first silent hill, i’ve noticed……. even though it’s an integral part of lisa’s character that she’s an addict being bribed/blackmailed with drugs she can only obtain from the order so they can coerce her into taking care of alessa

#maybe because she’s not a villainous addict #but a victim in her own right #‘bad’ addicts stick in people’s heads more for some reason #silent hill #lisa garland #also side note i find it interesting lore-wise that claudia is named after the flower they make the drug from #she really is White Claudia #like…. the whitest one

[softestepilogue]

okay but athena, chim, and eddie meeting once a month and having a “what whiteness my spouse did” competition. whoever’s spouse did the whitest thing wins and they get $500 and a prayer.

#athena grant nash #chimney han #eddie diaz #howard han #911 on abc #911 abc #honestly i always forget chimneys real name #it took me a minute to think about it #but anyway you would think athena would win the most cause come on look at bobby (affectionate) #and athena did use to win a lot in the beginning #but then bobby got some flavor and now it’s eddie who wins the most #with chim coming in a close second #athena tries everything in her power to make bobbydo the whitest thing on earth so she can start winning again #i remember i was visiting my white bff a few years ago and she just full on cursed out her dad cause he needed her to contribute with bills #this is done with affection cause sometimes white people be baffling #thank god my blog is not popular enough to attract the reverse racism crowd #op

[lokiinmediasideblog]

Saw a comic panel from the Ultimate Thor comics series, and I remembered how much I loathe it. Will go on a rant if anyone prompts me to do so.

#ultimate thor #comics!thor #comics!loki #the writing is awful and incoherent #they drew loki with native american facial features and then they made him and the frost giants ally with nazis #out of all the whitest mfs out there they picked the one that suspiciously looks non-white to be the nazi #and the frost giants and loki are nazis despite being under asgard's thumb under a harsh peace treaty #the art isn't bad and some of the designs are interesting or good but that's all i can say for it on a positive light

[st4rfckerz]

WAIT, TWO GUYS SHOWED UP TO HIS HOUSE!?!? I JUST SEARCHED IT. He gave them breakfast, oml😭😭😭. That’s so sad though, like he was defo emotionally manipulated into opening the door by their note.

No but I don’t get it? Like why would he open the door for them? Bc he felt bad that they were fans and didn’t want to turn them away? Apparently he read the note on their phone through the window so maybe his anxiety went up bc the person must’ve been staring at him on the other side reading the note, imagine😭. I just can’t get past how the other anon said that they could’ve harmed him. Bc there’s no way he’s letting them in, giving them breakfast, letting two men, strangers, “fans”, sit in his living room for an hour talking about Star Wars and signing lots of stuff for them. Also the guy said in his caption that he and his friend spontaneously thought to go see Hayden Christensen one random morning?? If they had gear chucked in the back, and drove for an hour to find his house, it defo was planned?? Weirdos.

Why do you think he answered the door though? Like, yeah, what if his kid was inside? He’s so pure but WHY HAYDEN STAY SAFE PLS

yeah he really needs to like.....never do that again LMAO

i also wanna know what the note said, because what would make him be like "hm yeah i'm gonna let these randos in my house."

i also really wanna know what he made them for breakfast 😭

#i don't think he uses seasonings tho.... #because he's one of the whitest white men in the world #nai answers! #hayden christensen #st4rfckerz

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Monty: I know you’re animatronics but Sun is Latino and nothing will change that opinion.

Moon, hiding behind him to hide from Sun with his chancla: What gave you that idea, gatorface?

Monty: I wonder if you’d be Latino if you were human too.

Moon: This is not the time for theories! This is time to shut up and hide me from Sunny with the chancla!

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #sun and moon show #sams #montgomery gator #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #incorrect sun and moon show quotes #incorrect sams quotes #incorrect fnaf quotes #incorrect quotes #source: my brain #extra post #latino sun for the win #headcanon: #sun is latino #moon is black with vitiligo #kc is asian #lunar is the whitest of white boys #eclipse is mixed black and latino #unhinged bloody is asian and latino #and calm bloody (harvest) is asian and black