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brothers: can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em

#hawkguy and other costumes

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Actually, if you all don't mind and in honor of the holiday today, here is a story I wrote a few years ago...

The Perfect Date

Winterhawk, 1.5k, fluff and humor

#im a few days late but this is adorable and very funny #have some winterhawk fluff #hawkguy and other costumes

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#chronically wonky

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enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar

#nascar

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Find the difference 🤔

#the glasses im dying #the goodest of omens

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Bildad's battle cry in the italian dubbing always cracks me up...

In english he's like: "Woah woah woah there!" but in italian he's like "WOOOOOO OHOOH-WOWODBOLOBOWAWAWA".

#the goodest of omens #this is so correct #deeply Crowley noises

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many ways to read this and all are good

puts his arm around everyone as an excuse to put his arm around daphne

puts his arm around members of his polycule

he just loves his friends a lot

#this tickled my funny bone

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Spider-Man: Animals Assemble! (2023)

by Mike Maihack

#omg lucky hiiiiii #hawkguy and other costumes

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I keep picturing this scenario where Batman has never told the Justice League his secret identity or anything about his kids. And then one day, for whatever reason, the Red Hood crosses paths with the JL, and it becomes clear that he knows all their identities. Cue mass panic: they all gather in the watchtower to figure out what to do about this huge security breach. Everyone is freaking out, shouting, wondering how the hell the Red Goddamn Hood of heads in duffel bag fame knows that mild mannered journalist for the Daily Planet Clark Kent is actually Superman.

Batman is being suspiciously silent.

Eventually someone turns to Batman and is like what the hell, you’re more paranoid about secret identities than all of us put together, why aren’t you freaking out? And Batman tries to deflect the question somehow, like I don’t believe Hood intends to use this knowledge against us, which just gets alarm bells ringing for everyone in the room because did Batman?? Just say he doesn’t think someone might use sensitive information against him??? BATMAN???!!!

So everyone’s freaking out even harder now, but then someone, maybe Clark, starts connecting some dots about Batman’s strange behavior and asks, “…Batman. Did you…already know? That the Red Hood knows our identities?”

And Batman rumbles and grumbles but it becomes clear that yeah, actually, he’s known this for a while.

So now everyone’s not just stressed about the identity breach, they’re also pissed because what the hell, Batman??? This known criminal knows our deepest, most guarded secrets, and you didn’t think that maybe we should know that????? That maybe that was important information for us to have????? How did you even find this out?!? Why didn’t you do anything bc about it?? How did- … How… Batman? …How did the Red Hood? Learn. Our identities?

And then finally someone, maybe Barry, is like, “Uhhhhhhhaha Batman? You didn’t. You didn’t tell Hood our identities, right? You didn’t…Batman?”

Batman doesn’t respond.

The table goes dead silent.

Because like. How is Bruce supposed to explain to this table of people that don’t know who he or Hood are that yes, he told Hood their identities literally years ago, without explaining that Hood was Robin. How is he going to explain to a Hal that’s trying to strangle him with his constructs and a Diana that’s staring at him like she’s never seen him before and a Clark that’s giving him the biggest kicked-puppy eyes you’ve ever seen that yeah Hood knows but it’s alright! He’s not going to do anything about it they don’t need to stress. That’s his son that’s his baby boy

#hawkguy and other costumes #i do also feel that if Jason found out he'd caused his he'd laugh himself hoarse #and then play into it

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need someone to write an enemies to lovers rivalry hockey AU where aziraphale is like. a goalie and crowley is a goal scoring machine until he’s matched up against aziraphale. i don’t know a lot about hockey but this would get me into it

#oh HELLO #the goodest of omens

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Hey @lordchinnychin I cross stitched your frog

Okay so in my Computer Applications class we learned about conditional formatting in Excel, where you can change the color of a cell by inputting certain values.

We're supposed to use it to model heat gradients in metals, but I found a better application:

FROG ART

#cross stitch #scribbles and dribbles #frog

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A collab with the fantastic @blairamok! He did the lines and I did the colours!

Head over to their account to see what magic they worked on my lines!

#the goodest of omens

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Yenskier sketch c0mmz from twt

#yes #toss a coin to your - ow that hurt

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Liho and Alpine 🖤🤍

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I just think Zemo was having too much fun carting the Winter Soldier around as his own personal guard and frankly, he could’ve caused more problems.

#winterbaron #hawkguy and other costumes

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In honor of @catws-anniversary, have some catws-inspired silliness today 💕💕💕

Proof that Captain America: The Winter Soldier is actually a romcom:

err- yes, anyway--

#hawkguy and other costumes

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I guarantee anyone who's ever had one of these, has behaved exactly like this cat

I think it was put 10 million years ago just for cats

#ramune #cat #this tickled my funny bone