November 7, 2022 - Ted Cruz got hit in the head with a well-aimed White Claw can during a parade in Houston, Texas. [video]
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A 6 yr old tried to give me a fake ID for a case of White Claw. His dad behind him got mad when I wouldn't sell to him.
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scientifically accurate, maybe
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Christopher Whitelaw Pine
Christopher Whiteclaw Pine
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
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Notice how OG Gabby starts off wearing white and RED while AU Gabriel wears white and BLUE.
Ah yes, a classic
Red = Villain
Blue = Hero
Red vs Blue
Evil vs Good
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Still tastes like Watermelon took a piss...
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Hey welcome to my blog. I've got a cooler of white claws here, help yourself friend!
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In Character Review: WHITE CLAW Hard Seltzer Lemonade Strawberry with a hint of Kiwi
Packaging: Sleek. Elegant. Appeals to their target demographic of women aged 20-45.
First taste: Utter trash. Repulsive. Only my good breeding prevented me from spitting it out at once.
Aftertaste: Strangely, the aftertaste is forgivable. It's just the main taste that's trash.
Additional Comments: I don't like seltzer, and I assumed they would taste like hard lemonade, since they all say "LEMONADE" on them. But I was a fool.
Overall rating: 2/5
This has been an in-character review of WHITE CLAW Hard Seltzer Lemonade Strawberry with a hint of Kiwi as Mephistopheles.
The offending beverage.
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