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panicinart · 3 years
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🔞 Nsfw alphabet 🔞
☎️ OG Billy Lenz ☎️
It's time for some Chaotic Rat Gremlin
Also side note I'm at the moment reader the novel and ngl I changed a few things since it didn't fit his character very well. I'm not that far with it but I hope I did a good job with interpreting his character :)
A = Aftercare (what are they like after sex?)
☎️You know that feeling were you're really tired but got some extra suppressed energy, so you just kinda stand there in hell? That's him.
☎️Billy doesn't know if he should run around naked and do his usual rat gremlin stuff or fall asleep so hard like someone drugged him with something.
☎️Either way it's going to be a ride, because you're gonna need to catch a naked rat man running around before the sorority sisters come, or your whole bed is drenched in drool.
B = Body part (how is their body build? any favorite body part of them and their partner?)
☎️A fucking twunk, he probably was more of a twink before he met you because bitch only got small amounts of food and not that many opportunitys to build up muscles.
☎️Billy has a bit of a biceps, back muscle, and leg muscle but that's really it. He also doesn't have a lot of hair mostly a bit on his chest, crotch area and a small hair trail that bairly connects those points. If he goes all out he is also able to grow a bit arm and leg hair.
☎️Honestly I feel like this gremlin is proud of the little chest hair he has, so he really likes that area. He sometimes squeezes his man milkers and you cannot change my mind on that.
☎️Billy LOVES his s/o's thighs and chest! Big, small, doesn't matter their great (especially the thighs, their a gate way to something great).
☎️With the chest it is more of a thing that he thinks is funny, his grabby hands sometimes poke, squeeze and lightly slap them.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum)
☎️Doesn't produce a lot of cum, but it is STICKY. The cum is very white, and kinda like chewing gum. It comes in spurts and god help him this man can shoot a load meters away, he shoot his load more then he can count into his eye, and also yours.
☎️He also produces A LOT of precum
☎️It doesn't have a lot of taste, maeby a bit on the sour / bitter side???
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, do they have a dirty secret?)
☎️Billy has some kinks (???) that aren't really good for him, for example he would beg to be humiliated but after the act he will be a sobbing mess, be angry or thinks all the things his partner told him are true. Basically self destructive tendencies that he let's out with sex in an unhealthy way.
E = Experience (do they know what they're doing?)
☎️Surprisingly he kinda knows what he does, were did he got that info?? Who knows, Billy certainly can't remember, (probably watched some people geting it on or stole a porn magazine).
F = Favorite position (which position(s) do the like the most?)
☎️All positions are great positions as one confused and wise attic gremlin sayd.
☎️But in all honesty it depends on his mood so here are his top 5 in no particular order:
Kepper
Stick figure
Grasshopper
Counterblow
Valedictorian
G = Goofy (are they more serious or do the like to clown around?)
☎️This man has a hard time staying serious, there are rare moments were he stays focused while being on the mission to go to pound town. Most of the time you hear him giggle, snorting and sometimes saying random one liners that he pulls out of his ass that don't make sense to you, but he still laughs like he heard the funniest shit in the world.
H = Hair (any hair down there? How do they groom it?)
☎️The hair is quite thin and a bit curly, it's a good amount of hair but not a forest, because Billy doesn't take care of it the hair it is all over the place and can look a bit overwhelming.
☎️Billy doesn't really groom it and since it's the 70s, he also doesn't shave it
I = Intimacy (how are they during sex in a romantic aspect?)
☎️He is generally not the romantic type so don't hope for rose pedals and lit candles.
☎️When he is in a more lucid state he will give your face small and sweet kisses while he giggles happily with a manic undertone.
J = Jack off / Jill off (how do they masturbate and how often?)
☎️Before he met you? Probably almost daily. The pumps are fast and eager without a rythm and really messy.
K = Kink (any kinks?)
☎️There is almost nothing he wouldn't try at least once, Billy is an adventurous and curious guy, so I keep it down to a hand full.
☎️Dirty talk, it's either messy game with words that he repeats like a broken record or really fucking good, not in a poetic way but the filth that comes from his mouth is GOOD. But he often does it when he is more unstable, be a bit more careful around him especially if the words become messier and messier.
☎️Breeding, not in a way of wanting children, god no don't let this man near kids, he is scared of them and they are scared of him, but more in a way of wanting to see you stuffed with his cum. He may not produce a lot but he got the Stamina for that, the only question that lays in the room is, if you can keep up with him.
☎️ We all know that he is really into voyeurism, it doesn't even need to be sexual he just likes watching you. If you give him a small show he will vibrated with anticipation and pounce on you immediately.
☎️Phone sex, do I need to say anything more?? It's thrilling for him and sometimes it gets paired up with a bit of roleplay (unintentionally most of the time) , the whole act is also a great way to tease him. Just don't do it too much, he can take a bit but it's a fine line of a horny Billy and an angry Billy.
☎️There is still so much more but god dammit I will be here forever.
Edging, overstimulation, Pegging, Thigh jobs, geting his hair pulled, praise and many more!
L = Location (were do they like to have sex?)
☎️The thought of fucking you everywhere is really alluring but he mostly does it in the bed and attic. He doesn't want to risk getting caught and honestly the thought alone that people could be near gives him anxiety.
M = Motivation (what turns them on/gets them going?)
☎️Everything, you could just walk around and he could pop a boner. The guy is just really unpredictable and his moods can swing erratically which influences his horniness a lot.
☎️But if we assume he is in a more stable mindset where is squirrel brain isn't high on sugar here are a few things that always work;
Soft and sensual touches on arms and thighs
Teasing/slight tickling with fingers on the back of his neck to the end of his spine
Showing a bit more skin the usually and having direct eye contact that lingers a bit longer then the norm
Any close contact to his crotch area, the man will jump on you like a dog
N= No (what's a turn off/they don't want to do?)
☎️Getting too violent, it's more of a safety thing for your own health. He can quickly slip in a dangerous mindset, ESPECIALLY at the beginning of the relationship and I doubt you like to be the moaner's next murderer victim.
☎️Billy can't stand brats in bed it irritates him, or just any kind of attitude.
☎️He also doesn't like it if his s/o dirty talks back, when he does it it often doesn't register in his mind, so if his lovely partner does it, it kind of disgust and displeases him greatly.
O = Oral (do they like to give or receive? How is their skill? How do they react during receiving?)
☎️He LOVES to give oral, Billy could die between your legs and honestly, that's the way he wants to go. He also wouldn't say no to a blowjob and would get ecstatic with the offer (if he didn't ask demanded first).
☎️But sadly Billy isn't that skillful, he makes a lot of sloppy noises and purposely makes a mess, spit, your juices and possibly his cum will be splattered across your whole crotch area and thighs.
☎️He does well alright tho, it isn't anything special but the way he has his grabby boney fingers grab at your body restlessly and his tongue tasting every corner makes it up for any lack of knowledge he has. His tounge is also really long.
☎️You think he stays still when you go down on him?? Oooooh no, god you might have to tie his hands up. They would grab anything they can get, cushion, objects your hair ect, and the guy will pull and squeeze it like his live depends on it.
☎️He also will buck his hips into you and straight up face fucks you, ya need a lot of strength in your arms and hands if you want Billy to stay still. Also the noise he makes? For some it can be really hot but for other a huge turn of, he chokes on his own spit and the moans can sound really animalistic and loud. Either gag him or let everyone know you get hot and heavy with him. That is if anyone is in the house.
P = Pace (how is their thrusting? Hard, fast, deep ect)
☎️He goes FAST, like a bunny in heat, so you better be prepared to have some bruising from his violent thrusting.
☎️The thrust are also relatively hard but 0 rythm.
☎️ His dick also sometimes just slips out, it happened a few times that he also completely missed the targed and rams his dick full speed to your ass (and continues like a champ).
☎️And if your afab he probably "accidentally" buries his junk in the wrong whole.
Q = Quickie (do they like Quickies, if yes how often?)
☎️Yes god he loves them, he often uses them to get rid of extra energy or pent up emotions and there is A LOT , (just be a bit careful with the emotions, maeby talk it out (if you manage to have a reasonable conversation with this rat of a man) what he feels and why he wants to do it, safe words is also a good idea).
R = Risk (any risk their willing to do?)
☎️Fucking you in a room while the sorority sisters are right next to it, he would be so drowned in the bliss that he forgetshis anxiety, but if you are able to comfort him afterwards do it. He often slips into a bad and sometimesaggressivemanic state untreated. (Again,it's a mess if you don't want to get caught, gag the man).
S = Stamina (how long can they go? How long do they last?)
☎️Bitch can go all night, no joke he recovers fast and his hunger for you has no end. He may take small breaks in between the rough fucking, but I'm gonna tell ya his grip on you is like steel he won't let go of you.
T = Toys (any toys they like? If yes, what toys do they like on themselves and on their partner?)
☎️He think's their funny and definitely will mess around with them. Use as many as your kinky heart desires he will follow lead.
☎️On him? Great he waits eagerly on the bed almost jumping from the spot because he is so excited. He loves vibrators and nipple clamps, but collars are good too!
☎️On you? Lord have mercy on your poor soul because you didn't know what's coming for you. Honey you got a big storm coming. But please teach him how to use them and what feels good and what not or else he will stab your insides with a dildo.
U = Unfair (are they a tease? How do they react if teased?)
☎️Billy goes always straight to the point, but sometimes he teases which often happens without his intentions.
☎️The whole thing gets even worse when he goes down on you. This man has bairly any cohesive thoughts what makes you think that he can concentrate for a solid minute. While he is doing it his mind is already somewhere else, which makes him stop for a few seconds or slow down, or not giving the right spots the attention they need. So your agonizingly lay between the almost orgasmic feeling and under stimulation.
V = Volume (how loud are they? What sounds do they make?)
☎️Not necessarily LOUD but people will know what's going on (if you go down on him it's a whole other thing).
☎️The noises he normally makes is strangled / chocked up moans, groaning, giggling or straight up laughing and some mumbling that you for the most part don't fully hear.
W = Wild card (random nsfw headcanon(s))
☎️Billy has a thing for submissive and innocent people, it is more fun to see them react to his vulgar and partly extreme behavior. The way the Yelp when he gives them a rough handling or spurts out the most filthiest thing makes his blood boil. It just something of corrupting someone innocent, sweet and well mannered to something that can only be described as a human mess is making him more feral then he already is. Bonus points if they are covered in his cum and drool.
☎️If somehow you both manage to a a healthy relationship this man will go down your pants faster then the speed of light. And Billy gets quite upset if you say no to him.
☎️Likes to suprise his s/o with him wanking it in front of you in the worst time you can imagine. Ho? Your bringing in the groceries and are in a hurry because the ice cream will melt? Suprises Billy blocks the doorway and rubs his dick violently while having direct eye contact. If you manage to walk past him he will follow you around trying to put your hands on his dick, or even try's to get a blowjob out of you. If not well then his hand and your thighs or ass will do the job too!
☎️Loves to bite and suck on your neck it's also something that gets him going like nothing else, nobody know why but it does.
X = X-ray (what's going on under those clothes?)
☎️Not exactly fat, but he got something packing, around 6.5 inches in length and 5.3 inches in girth. The man is cut and got some thin veins here and there.
Y = Yearning (how high is their libido?)
☎️High, just say your into the mood from another room while having a mouth full of stuff and the man will go crashing down the attic before you finish your sentence even tho it was bairly understandable on what you sayd.
Z = Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep?)
☎️It's always different one time he is knockout in a few seconds the other night he was awake for another 4 hours, it just depends on how much gymnastics you both needed to make and how bad his manic episode is.
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rae-writes · 4 years
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You and me, Me and you
Kite x reader
warnings : mentions of nsfw, mentions of death, slight angst
word count : 2.k
Authors note : I have a problem with commas, despite being a straight A student in my English classes, I still forget where I should and should not put a comma so please don’t mind if they’re in the wrong spot.
You met Kite when you were quite young. You were thrown out on the streets at an early age and had just been caught stealing. They would’ve beaten you if Kite hadn’t saved you, swooping down from the rooftops and distracting them. 
“GO!” the boy in blue yelled. He looked a few years older with long, snowy white hair that went down to his waist and a cap that helped cover his eyes. That’s all you saw about him though, as you quickly turned and followed his order. The mysterious boy followed, eventually passing you as you both ran from the townsfolk. 
You stopped a ways away, breathing heavily. “T-Thank you. My name is Y/n.”
The boy glanced down, seeming hesitant to tell you who he was. After a bit of catching your breaths, however, he spoke up, “Kite. My name is Kite.”  He continued to observe you before giving you an offer, “Would you...like to come stay with me? You don’t seem very good at being able to live on the streets.” 
Your eyes sparkled, “Really? You’d let me? I was thrown out not too long ago...so I don’t know much.” 
Kite nodded, motioning for you to follow him. You walked for a while before coming up to an opening. Upon entering, you noticed it was a sewer, which didn’t seem to be that bad. After a few more turns, you came to a dead end where two or three animals were laying around a small spot on the floor with some dirty blankets piled up. 
A grin broke out onto your face, “This is so cool!” In return, Kite himself gave you a small smile. 
“This is where I stay and now that you’ll be staying too, no one can know about this place alright? From now on it’s just you and me.” 
You looked up at your savior and smiled a big, bright smile, “Me and you!”
----
After a few years of living together, someone was waiting for you and Kite when you got back from getting food that day. The man introduced himself as Ging Freecss, a pro hunter. Kite had started pestering the man to teach him to be one, and after a while you did too. Ging eventually agreed, although you weren’t his “Official” students or anything. Soon, it was time for you to take the hunter exam. 
“I’m so nervous, Kite!” 
Said boy rolled his eyes at you, “It’ll be fine Y/n. We were trained by one of the best hunters in the world. We got this.” Kite stopped walking when he noticed you weren’t following, stepping back to stand next to you again. 
“I know, it’s just...what if you pass and I don’t? I don’t...I don’t wanna be left behind.” Your voice wavered as you looked down to hide the tears that were forming. “I feel like I just found you and I don’t wanna lose you.” 
A hand came down on your shoulder, “You won’t lose me.” Before you knew it you were pulled into a warm, brief hug. Looking up, you saw Kite give you a confident smile, “It’s you and me, remember?” 
You nodded, smiling back at your best friend, “Me and you.”
----
You both, not surprisingly, passed the exam with flying colors. You were very excited to relax and celebrate a little, but your mentor had different ideas. Your and Kite’s next “official” hunter task was to find Ging. He gave the two of you his hunter’s license and set off to go “hide”. 
“Find one of the world’s best hunters? Is he insane?!” You were, to put it simply, not happy. You and Kite had just passed the hunter exam, which took a month or two, and now you were being forced to play hide and seek? Seriously? 
“We’ll find him, Y/n.” Kite was rummaging through your guys’ stuff, getting ready for the hard journey ahead of you. 
“We will? In case you haven’t realized, he’s literally-” 
“One of the best hunters in the world. Yes, I know. Which is exactly why we’re gonna find him.” He stood, walking over to grab your hand, “You and me.” 
You sighed, but smiled nonetheless, “Me and you.” 
----
After a few months of hard work and sleepless nights, you and Kite had located Ging. The trip wasn’t in vain as you’d thought it’d be, as you had met a lot of friends along the way. There wasn’t anything you really needed to do after hunting down your former mentor, so the two of you finally had time to relax and celebrate how far you’d gotten. 
“Well Kite, you were right. We did it.” You were impressed with yourself, even more so with Kite. You never thought as a kid this is where you’d be, but you weren’t complaining. 
“Y/n.”
You blinked, looking over at Kite in confusion at his sudden serious tone. “Kite?”
He stood to his full height, walking over to you and holding his hand out. As soon as you grabbed it, Kite pulled you in close, to the point where you could feel his breath fanning on your face. “Y/n...I never thought I’d have someone to care about until you came along. These past years have been amazing to say the least so...I uh...would you be my girlfriend?” 
You stared at him in shock, noting his pink tinted cheeks and downcast eyes. He was just about to pull away from you when you grabbed the sides of his face, “Kite…” His eyes shot up to yours and you smiled, tearing up slightly. “Of course I’ll be your girlfriend.” 
Kite’s eyes widened, before he brought you into a kiss. It was kinda messy and definitely inexperienced, but you loved it. This is what you’ve wanted for years, although much to your dismay, he pulled away and leaned in to rest his forehead on yours. 
“You and me.” He nuzzled your noses together, going in to brush his lips against yours.
You brought him in for another kiss, “Me and you.” 
----
The night Kite made love to you was beautiful. The area was surrounded by trees with a crystal clear pond in the middle, sparkling due to the starry sky. It was unlike anything you’d ever experienced. 
“Are you sure you want to do this?” 
Carding your hands through his long hair, you smiled, “I’ve never wanted anything more than this.” The pure love that shone through the smile Kite gave you was heart melting. He gently pushed you backwards, laying you down on the soft forest floor. 
Kite leaned in, brushing his lips against yours, looking in your eyes with an abundance of emotion. His touch was soft, gentle as the two of you undressed each other in the light of the moon. It gave the impression that Kite was glowing, his beautiful white hair and pale skin sparkling in an ethereal way. 
“You and me.” Kite’s gaze was intense, something you wanted to get closer to and shy away from at the same time. The way he was making sure you really wanted this almost brought tears to your eyes. 
You’ve never loved anyone more than you loved the man on top of you. “Me and you.” 
----
You and Kite had really always been together, you couldn’t even remember the days before you met him anymore. So while this didn’t come as a surprise to anyone that knew the two of you, it still made you shocked and overjoyed. 
“Y/n,” 
You’re heart rate accelerated at nearly an alarming speed.
“We have been together for as long as I can remember and it’s always been the two of us. Maybe that’s why this won’t mean anything to a lot of people but it means something to me. So would you, Y/n L/n,” Kite looked up from his position on the ground, pulling out a glittering silver band, “Marry me?” 
You couldn’t fight the smile that overtook your face, immediately dropping down to be eye level with your Fiance. “Yes!” You weren’t able to say anything else as Kite basically launched himself into your embrace, the two of you falling to the ground while laughing happily. 
Kite pulled himself off of you, “I know it’s not much but…” he flashed the inside of the ring to you. Engraved on the side was ‘You and me, Me and you.’ 
Tears sprang, and you choked out a laugh. “Kite, it’s perfect. You’re perfect.” Wrapping your arms around his neck, you laughed, whether in disbelief that you had gotten so lucky or in pure joy you couldn’t decide. 
He pulled back, grabbing your left hand and sliding the ring on. “I was gonna wear mine but I figured you would want to put it on me.” Kite pulled out an exact copy of yours, engraving and all, just a little bigger. “You and me.”
Your face was starting to hurt from all the smiling you were doing as you gently took his ring and put it on his left hand. “Me and you.” 
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Tragedies are a given in life, you just weren’t expecting one to happen so soon. The Chimera Ant came out of nowhere, Kite taking the blow as he tried to protect the three of you. Your entire world had stopped and you felt like you couldn’t breathe.
The single, torn off arm laying on the grass would haunt you for the rest of your life. Time slowed as you looked back to Kite and the thing standing next to him. Anger and blood lust engulfed you, both your and Gon’s nen spiking in rage. 
Killua knocked Gon clean out, which made you falter in your movements. 
“A wise decision Killua,” 
your eyes snapped to Kite, 
“Now take Gon and get outta here!” 
Killua turned and ran but you stayed rooted to the floor as Kite summoned crazy slots. You couldn’t leave Kite, you wouldn’t. However when his gaze locked onto yours, you swear you heard him say something. 
“You and me.” 
You choked on the air you were breathing as tears started running down your face, shaking your head violently. Number 2 was picked and his scythe materialized. His eyes told what more he couldn’t say and you felt your heart shatter. 
“Me and you.” You turned and ran, sobbing as you quickly caught up with Killua and grabbed both him and Gon. You didn’t let go of the boys or stop running until you reached the checkpoint entry of the NGL. 
After a few hunters arrived, you set off without a word, going back to the spot you had regrettably left Kite. When you arrived, nothing was there. Not even his arm. That gave you a shred of hope but the dread in your stomach wouldn’t disappear, even as you screamed out in pure despair, “KITE!” 
----
You, Gon, and Killua were taken to the place they were holding Kite. Shoot and Knuckle had found him a couple days ago, however, the three of you had to wait and were watched to determine if you could handle seeing him. Shoot released Kite from his nen cage and Gon was the first one to walk forward, getting slapped around by what looked like Kite but you knew it really wasn’t.  
Gon had left the room, his promise of fixing the man in front of you lingering in the air. It felt like you were paralyzed, stuck having to watch the man you loved stumble around like a puppet. 
“Y/n...”
“Leave.”
“But-”
“I said LEAVE!” 
Everyone filed out of the room at your request and as soon as the door shut, you broke down into sobs. What did they do to your love? You glanced up at Kite, pondering how you could get close to him without making him attack you. 
“Kite…” you forced your nen to grab a hold of him and walked forward. “Kite.” 
He started thrashing, growling at you but unable to move as your nen kept him in place. With the way he was now, you were at eye level as you reached your arms up and wrapped them around his neck. Miraculously, he stopped trying to attack as you nuzzled your cheek against his. 
“I swear, I will help Gon fix you. We still haven’t gotten married, you know. You’re...you’re still too young to go, we have our whole lives ahead of us.” You pulled away, grabbing his face, “We will fix you. I will fix you.” Leaning up, you kissed his forehead and backed away. 
Kite started thrashing around once more as you headed toward the door. 
“You and me, Me and you.” you released your nen and shut the door, hearing Kite trying to knock it down. You would fix him. Even if it killed you. 
----
It felt like years, but really it had only been around 30 minutes. You and Gon were running towards the place Kite was being held, with Pitou running in between. Again, it felt like years before you reached the large building and made your way down to Kite. What happened next made you wish you never came at all. 
“This man...This man is dead. He died in our fight.” 
There was a sharp ringing sound in your ears, and your throat closed up on its own. You watched as Kite swayed from side to side before falling to the ground face first. You heard a scream and perhaps it was yours but you paid no mind as everything started to blur. Not long after, Gon dropped to the floor.
“Kite is...dead?”
You nearly dropped as well, stumbling towards your lover and pulling him in your arms. There were no sounds as you sat with Kite draping over your lap, his head resting on your chest. Your body could not even produce the means to sob and cry out, everything was just numb. You didn’t notice when Gon and Pitou left, you stayed rooted to your spot on the floor while subconsciously rocking Kite back and forth with your body.
“Kite...it was supposed to be Me and you, remember?”
----
When Morel busted through your hospital room, saying that Kite was alive you thought you’d finally gone crazy. After his explanation though, you realized that you hadn’t lost Kite after all, even if he was in a girl’s body now. So after Gon recovered, you followed along with him to where Kite was staying. 
Gon motioned for you to go visit Kite first, so you let Spinner lead you to the room where he was in. 
“Kite? Someone’s here to see you.”
“Send them in.” His voice was higher than it had been, but still kept the rich sounding tone.
You quietly walked in, noting his back was turned toward you. He stood, maybe too soon for your liking, and turned. 
Kite now had pinkish red hair, with purple eyes and freckles. He was also...shorter? Your lips curled up, a small laugh coming from you. 
“What’s so funny, Y/n?”
You faltered at the mention of your name, finally looking into Kite’s eyes. “I’m taller now.” 
That made his lips curl up as well, “That’s what you’re worried about?” The laugh that followed was eerily familiar. 
You couldn’t stop the tears that started streaming down your face. Kite was actually here. Alive and in front of you. So why couldn’t you move?
“I know it’s weird. I look different and well...I am in a girl’s body now. But I...I hope that doesn’t make you run away from me.”
You glared, although your heart wasn’t really into it. “Seriously? We’ve been through everything together and you think I’m gonna run away just because your shape is different?” Your body moved on it’s own, wrapping your arms around Kite’s waist and lifting him up. “Idiot.” 
His laugh this time made your heart melt as you gently set him back down. The hand that caressed your features were so familiar yet so different at the same time. “You and me.” 
You smiled, fishing out Kite’s silver band from your pocket and presenting it to him, jokingly dropping down on one knee. “Me and you.” 
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just-a-creep-babe · 4 years
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Restless (Ticci Toby x Reader)
Uhmmm so idk what this is but I wrote it?? ~Its smut~ and I was basically inspired by that scene in the Bad Guy music video where she’s sitting on the guy’s back while he’s doing pushups 🤤🤤 just like,, imagine that but with Toby while also jerking him off sdsfsldfh Hopefully this isn’t too self-indulgent? it totally is
~Requests are closed~ 
Masterlist: x
“Toby, for the love of God, please pick a position”
The brunet only shifts again, this time flopping onto his stomach
“It’s too hot” he whines, voice half muffled by the pillow he’s squished his face into
You sigh
Poor boy hasn’t been able to sleep the past few nights
It’s not an unusual occurrence by any means, but still, you wish there was something you could do to help
You sit up and run your fingers through your hair
Maybe a massage would do some good
You straddle his lower back and, before he can say anything, lift up his night shirt and rub your thumbs into his shoulders
“(Y-y/n), wh– ah, oh… mmh”
“Does that feel nice, baby?”
He hums out a yes
The muscles slacken beneath his smooth skin
He rolls his arms and you marvel at the way his shoulder blades move so languidly
“(Y/n), can you… c-can you press deeper right there?”
You happily oblige and he lets out a sexy groan of appreciation
“You should take your shirt off so it’s easier to reach”
He props up his upper half up and slips the fabric off
As he tosses the material away, you really can’t help but run your hands over his chest
He freezes when you press a kiss to his neck
You touch him lower, feeling the dips and bumps where the faint outlines of his abs are, and you stop just above his crotch, where his body meets the bed below
Your other hand reaches up to fist his soft hair, and you tug his head to the side for better access to his neck
You savor his skin against your teeth
“U-um, (y/n)?” he practically squeaks
He’s so cute when he’s flustered~
“Yeah, baby boy?”
His breath hitches at the nickname
You lick up to his ear and nibble on the lobe
“D’you want me to keep touching you?”
You brush a hand closer to his crotch and his hips grind up to try to feel your touch
“Yes”
You hum, laying your head on his shoulder
“…p-please”
“I wonder...” you muse quietly, “do you think you could do a plank with me on your back?”
He releases a shaky breath, places his forearms either side of him, and then you’re lifted a feet or two off the bed
You giggle a little and shift your weight on top of him
“Atta boy~”
The muscles in his stomach are clenched with strain, but he still shivers when you ghost over it
You reach lower, enjoying the dip of his v line disappearing into his pants, and when your fingers brush over his bulge, you find that he’s getting nice and hard
“Hmm, all this for me, baby?”
He wriggles his hips and groans
“Mmh… all yours”
You take your time rubbing him through the fabric
Every little shudder or buck of his hips is amplified beneath you
You nibble on his neck and ears, lazily stroking his hair with your free hand while playing with his clothed erection
He doesn’t wriggle as much as he usually would because you’re lying on top of him, but he’s still grinding into your touch, hands fisting the sheets below him in an effort to steady himself
“(Y/n), am I—am I being a good boy?” he moans
“Of course you are, baby”
“T-then can you… can you please…” he trails off, and you know fully well what he wants
“Can I please what?”
“Please… t-touch me”
“Mmh, but I am touching you”
“More… under my pants…”
He’s practically panting by now, his muscles quivering
“Under your pants? You mean here?”
You slide your hand beneath his pajamas, but still above his boxers
You can feel the precise shape of his cock straining into the cotton material
“N-no, god, please”
You chuckle
“Use your big boy words~”
“F-fuck, (y/n)” he whines
“Ah ah~ What’s the magic word?”
“Please. Please touch my cock, please, (y/n)”
“There we go. Was that so hard, baby boy?”
He huffs, but it’s immediately interrupted by a small moan as you push his boxers down and wrap your hands around his length
It’s been a good few minutes by now and you can tell he’s starting to lose his resolve
His body’s trembling beneath yours, the veins in his arms nice and prominent, muscles in his core clenching, all the while he’s trying to roll his hips further into your grasp
You toy with the head of his cock, smearing his precum over the slit, and his breath catches in his throat
“Do some push-ups for me, baby”
He groans, and you almost think he won’t do it, but then he shifts his hands and lifts himself up
You’ve helped him train like this a couple of times, laying on his back while he works out, but you have to admit, you’re curious to see if he can still do it while you’re... distracting him
With somewhat shaky arms, he lowers himself down, keeping his back straight so you won’t fall off, and then pushes himself back up
“Count them. Out loud. If you get to 15, I’ll let you cum~”
He whines out your name again, but the next thing that comes out his mouth is a shaky “one” as you rub your thumb up and down his shaft
You’re lowered down and brought back up again
“Two”
His reward is a good few pumps, and although it makes him stutter halfway through his third push-up, his hips buckling for a moment, he keeps going
“T-three”
Still laying on his back, you enjoy the way his toned body feels flexing beneath you
With every push-up, you reward him, and by the tenth one, there’s a thin layer of sweat over his body, his fingers are digging into the mattress and he’s nearly humping into your hand, so desperately needy to get himself off
“You’re doing so fucking good baby, don’t stop. I need you to keep going”
“I-ah, I can’t. Please, (y/n)”
He’s thrusting into your hand through labored breaths
His cock twitches and his whole body tenses, but before he can cum, you pull away and rub up his torso
“Fuck” he whimpers, and god, you almost feel bad for him
Almost
You kiss his neck, his shoulders, his collarbone, anywhere you can reach and stroke his hair
“C’mon, baby boy, I know you can do it. Be good for me~”
He chokes out something like a sob and a moan when you wrap your hand around him again
His blushing tip is swollen and spurts out a bit more precum when you squeeze it just faintly
He swallows in a few lungfuls before moving back down and up again
“E-eleven”
“Good boy~”
Every motion is accompanied by the sexiest groans and pants you’ve ever heard
He’s doing this all for you, letting you have your way with him, and it’s absolutely exhilarating
You’re rubbing your thighs together, trying to resist the urge to touch yourself because you know damn well it’ll be worth the wait when he’s screwing into you like his life depends on it
He reaches 14 and you’re jerking him off to the point where he’s barely holding it together
He lowers himself down one last time, sloppily thrusting his hips into your hand
His cock is warm, painfully hard and pulsating 
He finishes the final push-up and you jerk him off nice and fast until his body’s shaking and your name’s falling from his lips like a desperate prayer
“F-fuck! Fuck, (y/n)!~”
With a last few jerk of his hips, he cums, moaning your name as spurts of cum drench the lower half of his stomach 
You quickly slide off of him and he collapses on his back, panting and shaking with the afterglow of his orgasm
Just as he’s gaining his breath back, you straddle his waist and align his still hard member with your dripping cunt
“Ah ah, I’m not done with you just yet, baby boy. I’ve gotta make sure you’ll be all tuckered out to fall asleep~”
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「𝒂-𝒛 𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒚𝒔𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔」
— lee taeyong
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a; aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
he's such a caring person and loves to cuddle with you more than anything after sex. holds you close, plays with your hair and likes to intertwine your legs together as you giggle about something silly he said
b; body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
i feel like, on himself, he likes his hands and eyes the most. on you he absolutely melts with your smile, it's his favorite thing. seeing the corners of your mouth turn up in a beautiful smile that shows a little bit of your teeth just makes him smile too
c; cum (anything to do with cum basically)
he really likes to cum on your stomach but he really really loves to see his cum dripping down your hand when you jerk him off, just the sight of it can make him hard all over again. he also likes when things get a little bit messy or when you collect some of his cum on your finger and then lick it off, he finds it really hot
d; dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
taeyong secretly likes to record himself jerking off, not even to send it to someone, just for himself. he especially loves standing in front of a mirror, either all naked or with just a thin shirt on and starts stroking himself, getting off to how his body moves and looks while he's touching himself, loving how his cum goes everywhere on his hand and stomach. he also fantasizes about having a secret account where he can post these videos and see people's feedback because just the thought of it turns him on but he knows it's too risky
e; experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
i think he isn't super experienced but probably has had 2 or 3 partners before with whom he learned a lot from and got to experience different things so i feel like he knows pretty well what he's doing
f; favourite position (goes without saying)
he absolutely loves when you ride him and not just in the conventional way but also reverse cowgirl. he just loves how exposed your body is for him and how he can just caress it, grab at your breasts and also watch the way his cock slides in and out of you, it drives him crazy
g; goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
i really don't think taeyong is the type to goof around during sex, he's pretty serious and sensual and he feels like that's what makes him confident and works for him
h; hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
he's really neat, i think he either shaves it all off or trims it really really well
i; intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
taeyong likes filthy rough sex so i think he wouldn't be the most romantic person during the action but if he's really in love with someone he will have certain nights when he feels more vulnerable and sweet and just wants to have slower sensual sex with you. he can have purely sexual relationships with people but sometimes he's not the best at separating his emotions from sex so he might end up getting hurt in a relationship like that
j; jack off (masturbation headcanon)
does it pretty regularly, about 4 or 5 times a week, like i've mentioned on his fantasy, he does enjoy jerking himself off. likes to stare at himself while doing it so either in front of a mirror or just looking down at his cock but he only closes his eyes when he cums. likes to tease himself and play around with his cock, slapping it a little bit and applying pressure at the tip with his thumb until he's cumming hard all over his hand
k; kink (one or more of their kinks)
he can fool people into thinking he's a cute boy when in fact he's really kinky and loves to experiment. i would say some of his kinks are cum play, choking, pet play, oral, edging, finger sucking, restrains [ropes, scarfs, etc.] and mirror sex
l; location (favourite places to do it)
honestly i don't think taeyong feels comfortable in having sex anywhere else other than in the bedroom or at least behind closed doors but i really don't think he would like to have sex somewhere where you can just get caught by someone, he would just feel anxious the whole time and wouldn't be able to perform well
m; motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
seeing the effect he has on you really gets him going. he loves to see you shiver and squirm when he touches you or when he kisses your neck and you let out a sweet little whimper, he just loves to see you melt under his touch. or when you can't stop looking or touching him because he looks so good that day
n; no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
i tried really hard to think about something that he would absolutely not do and i honestly can't. i think he's very much open to try anything in the bedroom, he doesn't like anything too disgusting but i think that's obvious and goes for every member
o; oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
i would say he prefers to receive it and watch you wrap your pretty lips around his cock. he loves when you lick up his shaft while maintaining eye contact with him and when you suck at his tip while you stroke the base of his cock with your hand. he's a very specific guy about what he wants from you i guess
p; pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
i think he's fast but very sensual. he knows how to move his hips and his thrust game is strong, so even when he's fucking you fast and rough, he's still able to make it sexy and sensual, i don't know how to explain it better than this
q; quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
it's not really his thing but again, he doesn't mind trying it out. he just probably won't be doing it nearly as much as proper sex
r; risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
i think i already touched on this subject a little bit but he's not one to love risk and wouldn't want being caught by anyone while having sex. but he loves experimenting and he's open to try a lot of things
s; stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
i don't think he can go for many rounds, i feel like after the first one he won't see a need to keep going but that's also because he makes that first round count and he makes it last a long time, so really you don't need another one
t; toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
he probably owns a lot of different ones and has experimented on himself as well but i think he finds them really fun to use on you. he won't bring them out all the time but when he's feeling a bit more freaky or wants to punish you for something, he will definitely have his fun using them on you
u; unfair (how much they like to tease)
i don't think he's one to tease a lot. he might do it if he's trying to edge you or really making you beg for him or even when he's using his toys on you but most of the time he likes to go straight to the point and doesn't want to waste time with little games. he only teases you while you're already having sex, i don't see him teasing you that much outside of it
v; volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)
i think he's pretty loud, can't really control the sounds he makes when he's feeling that much pleasure so he moans, groans and hisses a lot
w; wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
"fuck.." small curses fell from taeyong's lips as his fingers left bruises on your hips from how tight he was holding them. he had you on all fours, pounding into you so hard that your body kept jolting forward, your arms giving up and letting your head fall into the mattress as taeyong kept holding your ass up at the perfect angle. he lifted his head up to look at the big mirror in front of the bed, running his hand through his hair and licking his lips as he stared at the reflection of you taking his cock and the image only turned him on even more. his chest glistened from the beads of sweat forming on his skin and he only moved faster when he felt you clenching around him, holding your hair in his fist and pulling your head back. "look at yourself in the mirror baby. look how well you're taking my cock."
x; x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
i think he's just a little bit bellow average and leaning on the thinner side. circumcised and i think the tip of his cock gets really red when he's hard
y; yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
i think he has a rather high sex drive and would probably have sex about 5 times a week
z; zzz (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
if he's really really tired he might fall asleep pretty quickly but he always prefers to cuddle with you for a while before going to sleep
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Frankie “Catfish” Morales NSFW Alphabet
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A/N: Here is a NSFW Alphabet for the love of my life, Frankie. As with the Javier one, these are just what I put to his character and my views may differ to others so please be respectful of mine and others’ views :) Sorry for any mistakes.
Genre: Smut 
Warning: fem!reader, mentions of sex, nothing too much, Pedro Pascal comes with his own warning
Summary: An A-Z of Frankie’s bedroom antics...
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
As I’m sure we are all aware by now, Francisco Morales is an absolute sweetheart. And when it comes to sex, he is no different. After doing the deed, he will make sure you have everything you may need. Water, food, a shower, whatever. He will rush to the bathroom to get a warm wash cloth to clean you. And he will cuddle you forever if you want him too. He is just the most gentle and loving man, he will do anything to make sure you are okay.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On you, he loves your thighs. Because he loves to be between them so much. He loves when they wrap around his head when he eats you out, and he loves to watch as they tense and shake when you’re about to release. He loves how soft they are, he loves to touch them, to squeeze them, and to kiss them. 
On him, would probably have to say his mouth? Simply because he loves how quickly he can get you to come from using it. Because he loves to eat you out (which will be a common theme)
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
He loves to come in you, to fill you up. But he loves to come on your body to. But he won’t come on your face, he doesn’t find the thought you your precious face being covered in his mess attractive...
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He had liked you for a while, you had been friends for a long time but you and he had both been in and out of relationship. He was still in the army when you first started dating, two years before he left, and to keep him going on those long cold nights in a far off country, he may have taken a pair of your panties with him from his last visit to your place, his favourite pair but one you weren’t that fond of and that you didn’t wear that often so he wasn’t worried about you not being able to find them. I imagine you can think of what he did with them while they were in his possession...But just in case...
He would either, hold them to his nose, breathing in the sweet scent of you while he got himself off. Or he would wrap them around his dick while he fucked himself, he loved the feeling of the rough lace against his skin, he imagined dragging his dick over your clothed wetness as he had so many times, he loved the way you would shiver and whimper when he did this.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Frankie had been in and out of relationships before and after his army career, they never lasted that long simply because Frankie didn’t really have any interest in relationships. But he’s been with enough girls to make him know what he’s doing. 
But every girl is different, so he found that things that worked on others didn’t work on you, and things that didn’t work on others worked on you. He had fun exploring your body, finding out what touches got you going the most. What touches you didn’t like so much.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Hear me out, 69... 
Okay look. Frankie loves to eat you out. It’s his favourite. And something about you being above him, you perfect hands and perfect mouth on his dick just sends him over the edge. To feel you moan against him when he sucks your clit, he just loves it. 
But he’s also a big fan of missionary, it’s easier for him to worship you, to feel you more.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
He is defiantly more serious during sex, leaving his goofiness for out of bed. Sometimes his goofiness would lead to sex, like tickle fights would lead to giggly sex, but he prefers to keep it serious.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Frankie is not very particular when it comes to down there. He trims of course but he’s not necessarily tidy. He just makes sure it’s not a complete mess and that he’s clean, but unless you said something about it, he won’t really change his routine
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 
Frankie’s idea of romance during sex is simply just kissing you as much as possible without seeming overwhelming or forced. Soft and gentle kisses to your neck, to your cheeks and of course your lips. 
His hands will touch every inch of your skin, caress you, make you sigh in content. He worships your body, he wants you to know how beautiful you are, and he won’t stop touching you until you admit it.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
He doesn’t do it as much as he used to. He doesn’t really have any need to. Most of the time when he used to get off it would be out of frustration, not out of sexual desire to come. But now he’s with you, he doesn’t get like that. And if he ever does, you are more then happy to help him.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Whispers. Does that count? He’s not particularly kinky, he just kind of does what feels right in the moment, so if it feels like the right time to tie you to the bed then he will. He doesn’t necessarily think prior of what he’s going to do, it just happens. 
He loves to watch you finger yourself. He loves to watch you touch yourself, and talk to him while you’re doing it. He fucking loves it. He loves to watch as your thighs shake when you bring yourself to you climax. He loves to hear your words as you tell him how good it feels and you tell him how much you wish it was his fingers touching you. 
He also has a praise kink. Being in the army meant he faced a lot of criticism, especially when something went wrong, one small slip up mean the destruction of the whole mission. The first time you had sex together and you whispered how good he felt, he came right then. It just makes him feel so good to know he’s making you feel good and that you tell him that. He loves when you tell him he well he’s doing or how good he feels, how big he is etc.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
Somewhere inside. Where he knows it’s safe. 
He defiantly favours the bedroom, but he is also fond of doing it on the sofa. Because the times you do have sex on the sofa are more spur of the moment sessions. One minuet you’re making out like teenagers, the next he’s plowing into you. But the bed it bigger so he can do more with you there.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
He loves when you whisper to him. Or speak softly at least. It doesn’t even have to be anything particularly sexy, just hearing the softness of you voice, it relaxes his and turns him on. (Asmr much)
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)
Frankie would never dream of hurting you. Especially during sex, the most intimate of times. So anything to do with causing you harm he won’t do. He’s okay with light spanking and maybe a little choking but he won’t ever go further then that.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
He is the best at oral. He knows how to use his mouth to get you off. He would spend all day between your legs, just eating you, if he could. He just loves the idea of having you completely submitted to his touch, and he takes pride in himself that he’s able to get you off so amazingly just from his mouth. His praise kink comes into play here where you are moaning how good his tongue is, your fingers tangled in his hair holding him against you. He thinks he has some sort of magic touch, of course you would agree with him on that. 
He definitely prefers giving then receiving, but he won’t say no if you ever wanted to suck him off, but you would have to let him repay the favour by letting him eat you out afterwards.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
He definitely prefers to go slow. He just loves to feel. He loves to relish in the feeling of being with someone, someone as amazing as you. And he wants to feel everything. He wants to draw it out as long as possible so he can remember it for longer. And he just makes its seem so damn good. Feeling every part of your body with his mouth, and his hands while he slowly thrusts in and out of you, in long, even strokes. 
But he can go fast and rough if he wants to. This usually happens in your sofa sessions, he’s all riled up and just has to have you as soon as possible.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Being in the army, he had to live with getting himself off quickly before and after a mission. And you kind of get bored of it. So he’s not really a fan of getting it out quickly. He definitely prefers to take his time with you, and he feels like they’re a little degrading? He loves you and thinks the world of you and he thinks you deserve the upmost respect and care, so for him, taking you quickly in some bar bathroom is not his favoured or most desired activity. 
But, if you are in a bar, and you’re teasing him under the table while he’s trying to talk to the guys, he’ll pull you away and take you, obviously he’ll try and draw it out for as long as possible. He knows the idea of possibly getting caught turns you on...
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He’s always a little hesitant when you ask him to try new things. He’ll do it, but he may not enjoy it. He’s not used to it. He’s used to sex. Not all the kinky shit that kids are into nowadays. But he’ll try it for you, because he loves you and he’ll do anything for you. But he will also be very open if he doesn’t like something. But he’ll try his best to hold out in doing it if he can see you’re enjoying it.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Frankie usually is only good for one long round. But that’s all you need really. In one round you feel seven layers of heaven. He pulls you down the sweetest road of pleasure, every single time. 
But he can go a couple of rounds depending on how worked up he is. Especially with the aforementioned sofa sex...
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Frankie doesn’t use any toys on himself. He’s always been used to using his hand, and in the army, you weren’t really allowed those sorts of things. But you use one, and he’s happy to use that vibrator on you if you want him too. And he loves to watch you use it on yourself.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Frankie isn’t really that much of a tease. You are the tease in your relationship. Unless he’s drunk, he can’t ever follow through on his teasing because he just gets so turned on by your facial expressions that he just has to get inside you. It’s not that he’s not good at it, he is, god he is. One little touch to your inner thigh and your already soaked, even more so if he whispers something in your ear, but the second you let out a whimper or a moan, or the whisper of his name, he’s gone. He can’t continue. He has to have you.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
He isn’t that loud. He gets turned on by hearing your noises so he won’t want to do anything that will prevent him from hearing them. So he stays as quiet as possible, burying his face in your neck to silence his moans. But he gets loud when he comes, always. He lets out a low groan when he comes, and it’s just the most beautiful noise you could ever hear.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
He had always dreamed of taking you in one of his helicopters. Having you ride him while he’s in the pilots chair, or seeing you touch yourself while he’s flying, or even better, you sitting the the pilots seat (not flying obviously) while he eats you out. That thought got him through those cold nights.
But since getting his license temporarily suspended, that fantasy was pushed into the far future...
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
He’s a fair size. He’s long and a little think but he’s not incredibly big, he a little above average, but to be fair, he’s never really cared about his size, it’s good enough for what it needs to do. And you’ve never seemed to voice any complaints about it. To you, he’s perfect.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
You would think that spending 17+ years in the army, being deprived the loving touch of a woman, he would be much more wanting to have sex when he has the loving touch of a woman. But he’s not. His sex drive isn’t particularly high, he likes to cuddle. It’s really only if you do something to initiate sex, or if he’s just particularly turned on will he suddenly have a dying crave to fuck you. But he’s not constantly wanting to have you. Unlike some people he knows *cough* Santiago *cough* Benny *cough*
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)
After mind blowing sensual sex, he usually is ready to call it a night, but he has to make sure you are okay before he does. And he’ll pull you into his arms, holding you against him all night because you are his comfort and he needs to know you are safe and that you are next to him.
His life in the army meant he would sleep alone, he wouldn’t have anything to hold at night and it would be cold, so he has to hold you to make up for all the nights he’s spent alone. And with you beside him, he finally feels safe. 
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cinnaminsvga · 4 years
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→ summary: you know what they say about boys with big noses...
{or alternatively: jungkook has a big dick but he doesn’t know how to use it.}
→ genre: humor/crack, smut → warnings: they talk about dicks a lot (i.e. jungkook has a big dick), DICK MEASURING CONTESTS (aka jk gets his dick appraised... just boys bein’ boys), explicit sexual content, semi-public exhibitionism, handjobs, blowjobs, sub!jungkook, whining, light dirty talk but it’s... not on purpose??, jungkook looks soft but he’s tattoed and pierced, accidental edging (you’ll... understand) → words: anticipated 10-15K → a/n: ...listen. i am not in the right state of mind right now. i am actually bordering on insane... but that’s not gonna stop me from being a clown so this is!! something i’ve been working on for a Year now but @jincherie​ literally commissioned me to finish writing this piece of shit so here we are... here we fucking are... idk when i’m posting this but it will be Soon and i’m not ready
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It takes him a while to find an empty stool by the bar and he is unlucky enough to be squished between two couples who don’t seem to be aware that public indecency is a crime. He has to endure being jostled for five minutes straight until the bartender finally notices him and allow him to order his can of coke.
(“Sorry, kid. The banana milk is all sold out. Some girl ordered our entire stock for her friends a few hours ago.” And just like that, Jungkook wants to die all over again.)
He does not know for how long he sits by the bar. Well, that’s a blatant lie, because he knows that he’s been sitting there for 18 minutes and 34 seconds exactly. He’s checked his phone religiously every 2 minutes to see if 2 hours have passed already, just so he can ask one of his stupid friends to go home with him. Perhaps he could coerce Jimin into turning in early for once (which is a pipedream, not when the DJ seems adamant to play Jimin’s favorite Christina Aguilera song 70 times in a row.)
So in short, Jungkook is miserable. He could go home by himself, but also he doesn’t want to end up having to walk to the police station the next morning to bail his friends out after one of them inevitably destroys public property again.
Fuck. Maybe he shouldn’t have thrown away his other drink.
He’s so deep in his thoughts that he doesn’t notice that one of the couples beside him have already left and that another person has taken their spot. He is jarred from his musings when a well-manicured hand is placed delicately on his shoulder, urging him to swivel the barstool around to face his soon-to-be acquaintance.
“Hey,” you say, a sultry smile on your lips. Jungkook feels his mouth immediately fill with cotton as he stares at your beautiful face, the dingy lighting of the club doing nothing to suppress the wicked glint in your eyes.
“Uhh… hey?” Jungkook replies, as charming and verbose as ever. If it isn’t obvious enough, Jungkook is a little lacking in the girls department, or at least, when it comes to girls-who-are-blatantly-flirting with him department. He normally isn’t this socially inept around the opposite gender, but given the connotations of this circumstance, his overactive male brain can only be restrained so much before it starts wandering towards dangerous territory.
It doesn’t help that the neckline of your dress is bordering on obscene, and Jungkook is afraid that if you move one more inch towards him, something very embarrassing might happen to the both of you (probably more so for him, if he’s being quite honest.)
“I couldn’t help but notice you from across the club and thought I should introduce myself,” you explain, gaze unashamedly trailing down his body. Jungkook can feel the heat from you radiating in waves, burning him from the inside out as he tries not to melt into a puddle in a pathetic attempt to get the fuck out of there. 
“You saw me? But it’s… so dark in here…” Jungkook wants to fucking murder himself. That’s what he decides to say to you? God, no fucking wonder he’s a virgin. Good looks really aren’t everything when he doesn’t have a brain controlling the rest of his body. There might as well be a fucking hamster running laps inside of his skull for all he knew.
Thankfully (or unthankfully––God knows Jungkook’s stress levels aren’t lowering any time soon), you find his response funny enough to warrant a chuckle. You bat your eyes salaciously at him, which Jungkook didn’t even think was possible. People can be sexy? When they blink? Apparently, you can do that. 
You shrug your shoulders. “That’s true. You caught me in a lie, I suppose. I actually knew you were coming even before you arrived.”
Jungkook chokes on his own spit then, nearly spraying you with his saliva like the dog that he is. He feels his eyes bugging out of his sockets, his body going tense with nerves. "You... you knew? What... What does that even mean?"
You point over your shoulder, gesturing vaguely at the crowd on the dance floor. "I'm friends with Seokjin over there. He mentioned you were coming with him to the club tonight so I decided to tag along."
"You know Seokjin-hyung?" The alarm bells in Jungkook's head start ringing wildly out of control. Nothing good ever comes out of being friends with Seokjin, especially since his presence alone has the power to make the creases in your brain to smoothen. Take it from someone who's been there, done that.
"Yep," you say, popping your 'p.' "I met him in my first-year English course, though I still don't know why a third-year like him was taking it in the first place."
"It's because he doesn't know how to read," Jungkook says plainly.
"I can tell. He uses voice-to-text exclusively and Siri can never spell Asian names correctly," you shrug your shoulders. "Either that, or he just doesn't know how to spell your name."
"Yea. I'm permanently John Jung Cock on his phone," Jungkook replies. He shakes his head. "Hold on, we were talking about something before this."
"Oh. About how I casually revealed to you that I was stalking you through our mutually insane friend?"
"Y-Yea, basically." Jungkook doesn't even understand what the fuck is happening right now. "I mean! Not exactly? Like, for all I know, you could've just asked hyung who he was coming with and he mentioned my name and––"
"Listen, kid. I straight up just told you I'm stalking you. Let's skip the foreplay and get to the meat of it: I'm literally following you," you say, without an inch of regret, embarrassment, or morality in your tone of voice.
Jungkook, who despite being filled with so much fear and tension enough to kill the small hamster inside his brain, is somehow able to keep his calm in front of the psychopath in front of him. Either that, or he's already in the middle of a stroke and he's lost all his fine motor skills.
"I... I don't know what to say."
"You don't need to say anything, baby," you murmur, leaning even closer to him until your chest was practically pressed against his. The thin layer of your dress and his well-worn cotton tee does nothing to help the situation (both in general and the one in his pants). He can feel your every curve, can smell the sweet perfume you're wearing; you were enveloping his senses. If he tried hard enough, he could probably count your eyelashes if he so desired with how close you were.
He knows he should probably be running away in terror right now, but he finds himself stuck resolutely to the barstool, unable to move. Maybe Jimin was right... Maybe he did have a fear kink or something.
("Isn't that just called masochism?" Jungkook asks, brows raised.
Jimin only laughs, patting him on the back condescendingly. "Nah, dude. You just straight up wanna die by the hands of a hot person, and I can respect that homie. We all have been there.")
“W-what do you want from me?” Jungkook asks, sweat lining his brow. You’re still looking at him like he was a meal, but he finds he probably doesn’t mind being devoured by you. 
Your wicked grin returns, full force. “I just want to play, Jungkook. But why don’t we discuss this… somewhere more private?”
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ohallthecrushes · 4 years
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Natural painkiller // Arthur Fleck x Reader
A/N: My headache killed my night and I know that Arthur would make the pain go away from me.
Summary: Headache didn’t let you sleep last night. You woke up with pain, but Arthur is there with his healing touch and soft kisses to help you feel better.
Word count: 1238
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You felt like your head was going to explode. The pain inside your skull was unbearable annoying and had been torturing you since yesterday. You’d gone to bed with a headache and woke up with a headache. It was a very strong sign of being under a lot stress lately and also a very hard reminder that you needed to, no, had to, take care of yourself.
You rubbed your forehead tenaciously, wishing you could somehow rub the pain away, but wishing and rubbing the skin didn’t do the work. Nothing was working actually. You had taken painkillers in the middle of the night, cause you couldn’t sleep and they hadn’t worked.
You were lying on your back next to Arthur, who didn’t wake up yet. He didn’t know about your headache, you’d wanted to let him sleep peacefully that night, for he had had trouble with sleeping lately. And yesterday he’d seemed to be finally able to get some well deserved rest. You didn’t want to keep him awake because of the lingering pain inside your skull. Pain that you probably had brought on yourself for neglecting your needs.
You sighed heavenly, squeezing the root of your nose with your thumb and index finger. You’d tried so hard to hide how stressed and tired you were from Arthur and even yourself, and now you were punished for that.
You sighed again and rolled to your side, wanting to wrapped your arm around Arthur’s back. You wanted cuddles to distract yourself at least a bit.
To your surprise, when you shifted your body, your eyes met Arthur’s green oceans wide open, looking at you, probably for some time. He weren’t sleeping as you’d assumed, he was watching you carefully under the thick and slightly furrowed eyebrows.
- Oh, good morning, sweety - you said with a raspy sleepy voice, trying to sound as cool and okey as you could.
But Arthur couldn’t be fooled so easily, he noticed you weren’t alright. He’d noticed it yesterday when you both had been getting ready for bed. You were awfully quiet and couldn’t rise a smile for him. You’d said goodnight, but seemed somewhat annoyed and you’d been up in the middle of the night too, walking around the flat for some reason. It had woken him up, even though you thought it hadn’t. He’d noticed even more worrying things about you that increased his alertness, but he hadn’t said anything, giving you space that you’d needed, thinking that maybe you’d talk to him soon, but you were so deep in your head that he had to be the one reaching out to you.
- What’s going on, honey? - he started with a soft tone that he always used when he approached to your distressed self - Please, talk to me, I can see that something is wrong, but I don’t know what.
You swallowed a big lump that formed in your throat.
- My head hurts... - you started and shut your eyes as the pain make it hard for you to even use your eyes to look at your worried boyfriend - No, actually, it’s pulsing so fucking hard I feel like my head is gonna explode. I couldn’t sleep, the painkillers didn’t work, I... I can’t stand it anymore... Arthur...
The last words that came out of your mouth were muffled, incoherent as you choked on them, first tears started forming in your tired bloodshot eyes.
Arthur made a sound of deep concern and empathy as he reached out to you and pulled you closer to him, shifting your body to place you on his chest. You were trapped between his slender and strong arms as he hugged you and gently rocked you, kissing the top of your head.
- Oh, baby girl... I’m so sorry. You shouldn’t be in any pain, you don’t deserve it, You...
He paused for a moment as he tilted his head to press his lips against your forehead. His fingers gently caressing your back. He could hear you softly weeping as your tears were falling onto his chest, soaking into his skin.
- You’re too precious, please don’t cry, it only worsens the headache... I - 
- H-hold me p-please - your words were quiet, nearly like a whisper, barely spoken, but Arthur heard them anyway. He always heard you, even when you couldn’t say a word to explain how you felt. He pulled you closer to him, hugging you tightly as you interlocked your legs with his. You were basically laying on him with your whole body now.
- Listen to the beat of my heart, baby. It beats for you. Please, don’t forget that.
His words were so soft and he moved his hand up to caress your temple. He was so worried about your health and your well-being, he wanted so badly to take the pain away from you.
You did as he told you, you focused on his heart beating loudly in his chest. You evened your breathing with his and began slowly calming yourself. Listen to his heartbeat soothed your whimpers, making your muscles relax.
-  I wish I could do something to stop the pain, darling.
He couldn’t not do anything. He felt like he had to do something. Otherwise what good of a boyfriend he was if he couldn’t help you feel better? - he thought.
You felt your body being moved by him as he placed you back on the bed. He leaned above you and started feathering you with tender kisses, pressing his lips all over your weary forehead, as he focused on that part of your face the most. Soon there weren’t a smallest slice of your skin on your forehead that weren’t kissed by him. Two thumbs were pressed on your temples as he massage your head delicately, making small circles on your skin. His breath brushing your forehead as he started telling you sweet nothings to distract you from the pain. His action was so sweet, so soft and helping... He put so much love, effort and care into this, it was only a matter of time that you began to feel much better and your headache abated a lot.
- I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you...
He kept saying it, until he accomplished his goal and the corners of your lips began to curl up and you fluttered your eyes open. You looked each other in the eye and you got the chance to plant a kiss on his mouth.
- Thank you, thank you for making me feel better.
He smiled at you and reciprocated your kiss before he put a serious look on his face and his tone was more determined.
- Promise me, you’ll take care of yourself. You’ll find the time to rest and please, don’t hide it from me when something bad is happening to you. It kills me to see you so stressed and overworked.
After you nodded and promised him this, he put a final kiss on your forehead and let you lay down on his chest where you stay for as long as you wanted to.
It was so silly of you to go in the middle of the night for some pills that hadn’t do any good, when you’d got a natural painkiller right by your side this whole time.
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crazygalore · 4 years
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FRANK SLADE ( SCENT OF A WOMAN 1992 ) NSFW ALPHABET
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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
For Frank it’s a dream come true to have met someone who loves and accepts him for who he is, so he would treat you like royalty both inside and outside the bedroom. So, as far as aftercare goes, he will do everything in his power to make you feel relaxed and comfortable after sex. He will hold you tenderly in his arms, kiss the top of your head and whisper sweet nothings in your hair. If you are too exhausted to move, he will bring you whatever you need and help you clean up before going to sleep.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On himself, it’s probably his hands, simply because he can use them to hold you, caress you and please you to his heart’s content. On you, it’s everything - like, seriously, it would be unfair to ask him to pick just ONE part of you that he adores, because you are his world and he loves all of you just as you are. In fact, you are the epitome of perfection in his book.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
Frank’s an old school gentleman, so he prefers finishing deep inside of you, or inside your mouth, if you are going down on him. He is not the type of guy who would mark you with his seed, because he finds such behaviour distasteful, especially when it comes to doing it to the person he holds most dear in this whole wide world.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
As evidenced in the movie, Frank has a very keen sense of smell, so he can pretty much tell when you are aroused, because your scent changes ever so slightly. The musky fragrance of your arousal, coupled with the aroma of your perfume of choice are his aphrodisiac of choice. He doesn’t always let on that he knows when you’re horny, prefering to tease you instead, until you are practically mad with desire. 
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
This handsome, charming and charismatic guy has had his fair share of partners, although most of them were one-night-stands or casual lovers. He is very experienced, and he puts that experience to good use in your relationship. He seems to know exactly where and how to touch you to make you moan and scream his name during sex, and he can be very (rightfully ) smug about it sometimes.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Although he’s tried everything under the sun by now, Frank prefers the very vanilla missionary position, for the simple fact that he likes being able to hold you close in his arms as he fucks into you. Having your arms and your legs wrapped around him, and your lips tasting his skin and moaning in against his ear, is heaven for him.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
It depends on the mood. He can be serious and passionate or goofy and playful.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
The man’s been in the army, so he is very particular about the cleanliness of his home, as well as his personal hygiene. He doesn’t shave down there, but he trims regularly.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Frank is a very intimate and romantic partner. For him, making love to you is all about showing you how much he adores and respects you, so he is very focused on your comfort and pleasure during sex. You are his religion, and he uses his body to worship you 
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Despite his promiscuous nature, he never used to do it that often. And ever since you came into his life, he sees no reason for it, because he has you to make love to.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Edging you until you are a sweaty, trembling, moaning and mumbling mess under him masterful ministrations. He is a very skilled dirty talker, and he loves it when you return the gesture. Other than that, he loves the musky scent of your skin after the two of you have made love, especially when it mingles with the fragrance of your perfume ( not sure if that counts as a kink, though ). He can be persuaded to participate in light bondage, but he would never engage in impact play and name calling with you - since his former profession was a dangerous and sometimes violent one, and therefore he would never bring any form of physical aggressivity to the bedroom.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
The intimacy of your home, or your hotel room, if you guys are travelling. Despite the appearances, he is not an exhibitionist at all.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Um...honestly what doesn’t get him going ??? As long as you’re on board, he can and will fuck you anytime of the day, all day, every day.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
As I said, any form of hardcore BDSM. Name calling, humiliation and anything that might otherwise hurt you ( or him ). Gun play, knife play, choking, impact play....these are big no-no’s for him. No matter how much you plead with him, the best he can do it move a little harder, or manhandle you a bit - but that’s the best he can do.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Although he LOVES receiving, he is actually much more into giving. For him, there is nothing quite like being able to smell and taste your arousal, while he firmly holds your quivering thighs parted, and your fingers are desperately pulling at his hair. Your moans and pleas are always rewarded with a flick of his tongue against your most sensitive spot.
P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Frank usually goes for a passionate, slow but hard pace, although he can and will go faster and rougher if you ask him to.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He is not one to complain about a quick hard fuck, but he would rather take his sweet time when making love to you. 
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Oh, he is game for trying anything within his boundaries. 
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
This guy could relentlessly fuck you from dusk till dawn when he is feeling particularly randy - and he never allows himself to cum before you do, no matter how long that might take.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
He doesn’t have that much experience with toys, he’d be down to experiment with them, if that’s something you’re into. Fair warning though, 
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
The biggest, unfairest tease you’ve ever had the (mis)fortune to fuck. He will caress and toy with your body until you can’t take it anymore, and then he will do it some more for good measure.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Frank’s a pretty quiet lover, save for a few low grunts and moans here and there - and the sweet and dirty things he constantly whispers in your ear as he thoroughly fucks you into the mattress.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
His signature scent is Guerlain’s Vetiver, and there is nothing quite like burying your nose into his neck as he makes love to you, and being greeted by the masculine and elegant notes of this fragrance, mixed in with his natural scent. What makes it even better is that Frank’s neck is particularly sensitive, and it drives him crazy when you nuzzle or kiss him there.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Long and thick enough to stretch and fill you up in the most enjoyable ways. He is the perfect size and fit for you.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Very fucking high - although he can go forever without sex if you are not feeling up to it for one reason or another. He is not the type to pressure you into having sex with him either - as your consent, pleasure and comfort are very important to him.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Depending on his overall mood and the intensity of your lovemaking, he could either fall sleep right away, or stay awake a little while longer and enjoy the feeling of your slumbering form plastered to his side.
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twinklecheeks · 5 years
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Friends With Benefits (Jeff Wittek Imagine) Part 1
Summary: Jeff and Y/N have been hooking up for a while. The whole vlog squad assumes they’re dating and Y/N does too but Jeff doesn’t like labels. He eventually starts to express interest in Natalie.
Note: This is my first time writing. Planning on making this a multiple part series, depending on how good it does. Also, I don’t hate Natalie at all! I actually love the idea of Jeff & Nat being a thing. They’d look so cute together.  You’re 21 & Latina in this (maybe) series
Warnings! Smut, fluff, nudity, pregnancy?
Word Count: 2.3k
*How you and Jeff met*
You met at Dom’s apartment after David invited you to film a bit. You assumed he was new because you’ve never seen him before. His accent swooned you over but you didn’t want to make it obvious. David wanted to film the bit where he shows new friends Jonah p*nis because it’s so small. You’ve been friends with David for 2 years and you’ve known Jonah a while now, so you decide to join Toddy, Jeff and Brandon in the bathroom too see it.
Jeff: Are these the types of videos he does all the time
Y/N: honestly, it happens way too often. He’d do anything for content.
Jonah pulls down his pants and all of us just bust out laughing. At this point your just wheezing and trying to calm down at what you just saw. All of you walk out of the bathroom and Jeff smiles at you and says “you have a cute laugh.” You just wanted to combust in that moment and all you could respond with was a smile. You keeping your distance from Jeff the rest of the time you’re there cause you were nervous and didn’t want to embarrass yourself by saying something stupid. You have social anxiety so it’s a little hard for you to meet new people but once they get to know you, you’re an open book. After that you had to leave to film your own video. You said goodbye to everyone, including Jeff. Y/n: It was nice meeting you. Hopefully you’ll stick around w/ us. He smiles and says “ I hope so too.” After you left, he asked Todd about you.
Jeff: “Hey, what was up with Y/n”
Todd: what do you mean
Jeff: I feel like she was avoiding me or somethin
Todd: Oh no. Don’t take offense to that. She’s really shy when she meets new people. She’ll warm up to you.
*2ish months after meeting Jeff*
As time went on, Jeff started to hang out more and more w/ the vlog squad and you two started to get to know each other. You learned that he was born and raised in Staten Island, he lived in Miami, got arrested for doing dumb shit and eventually turned his whole life around and moved to LA a couple of years ago. He was surprised to find out that you were born in New York City too; but you were born in Brooklyn.
Jeff: I had a bunch of friends that lived in Brooklyn. We might have seen each other around or something.
Y/n: Haha maybe but my family and I moved away when I was 11 tho. We moved to Seattle cause my parents really struggled to make ends meet in the city. They loved it but had to leave. It’s hard living there, raising 3 kids.
Jeff: Yeah I feel ya. My parents struggled too in Staten Island but they made it work.
Both of you talked the whole night until you both of you guys fell asleep on David’s couch. You forgot where you were when you realized you were still at David’s house. You tried to move but Jeff had his arm around your waist. You smiled at the fact that you two were getting so close. This started to happen a lot. You guys started to have movie nights together and would end up cuddling on the couch or one of y’alls beds.
*Your first kiss/ first time w/ Jeff*
It was New Years Eve. You spent the night partying at David’s house. You and Jeff have basically become best friends in the 2-3 months you’ve known each other. You were hoping that this would finally be the night you kiss him. As everybody started to countdown the final minutes while watching the ball drop on tv, your heart starts to beat like crazy. You’re right by Jeff and he has his arm around you. Both of you look watch the tv and it’s the final ten seconds. Everyone is yelling TEN, NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN, SIX, FIVE… You started to have your doubts that you to would kiss and it’s like everything happened in slow motion. As it counted down the final 4 seconds, Jeff caught you off guard and pulled you in for a kiss. It felt like fireworks were going off when you kissed him. You guys pulled away but this wave of confidence came over you and pulled him in for another kiss but it was more sensual/ needy. Both of you saw the lust in your eyes and you wanted to take him right there but he started to pull you out of David’s house to head to his car. He pushed you against his car and started to ravish you. You grabbed his face and moved his lips from your neck to connect with yours. He bit down on your lip, as you moaned and parted your lips, allowing his tongue to enter. You lightly pushed him away and you guys get into the car, acting like horny teenagers. “Baby if i weren’t driving like a maniac right now, I’d fuck you right in the back seat.” You notice Jeff’s giant bulge and decide to help him out. You start to feel his throbbing member through his pants and Jeff let’s out a moan. You unzip his pants and see his cock spring up. You were excited but also intimidated at how big he was. You unbuckle your seatbelt and move closer to Jeff; the pre-cum oozing at the head. You then stroke his cock for a bit and then you started to give him a blowjob. You tease him by licking the head and Jeff swerves a bit. “Doll, are you trying to kill both of us. Jesus, This is the longest 15 minute drive to my place ever.” Jeff stops at a red light and that’s when you went all in. You hollow your cheeks so you can suck off as much as you can. His cock hit the back out your throat; you started to deepthroat Jeff while he’s still driving. Jeff hearing you choke of his cock is the music to his ears. You guys are about five minutes away and your contemplating whether to suck him until he cums in you mouth or wait until he cums inside you when you get to his place (wrap it before you tap it). You massaged his balls and continue to deepthroat him right before he was about to cum, you guys arrived at his place. You continue to deepthroat him. “Oh shit doll I’m gonna-” He reached his climax and came into your mouth. You look up to see the beads of sweat on his head. He almost cums again just by watching you swallow his cum. He pulls you in for another kiss and you look down to see that his cock is still rock hard. “Someone is still in the mood” you say while smirking. “Babe, you won’t be able to walk in the morning.” Both of you practically run into his building and you can’t keep your hands off each other. He almost takes off your dress in the elevator to take you right there. As he got his door open, all he says is “jump” and the rest of the night felt like a fever dream. And boy he was right on me not being able to walk.
*Current day*
You and Jeff act more and more coupley but he doesn’t want anything serious for right now because he had gotten out of a 3-4 years relationship 6 months before you met. At the moment, you don’t know where you and Jeff stand. You guys fuck multiple times a week and then he leaves your place without explanation. Y/n doesn’t want to say anything because she doesn’t want this to stop. She has such strong feelings for Jeff but is too scared to tell him how she feels. Over the past couple of weeks, you’ve noticed that Jeff has become kind of distant from you. You see in the comments, of several videos that Jeff and Natalie have become a thing. He’s talked about her multiple times on Scott’s podcast, fans make edits, made a joke about having kids with her at coachella and he was being flirty with her at vidcon by asking her who she was dating in front of hundreds of fans on stage during the vlog squad Q&A. You see Jeff’s insta story of Natalie with that pink filter with the romantic music. And to top it all off, the last time you guys went to Vernon Hills to visit David’s family, you were in the car with David, Jason, Ilya, Dom and Jeff is following behind. Dom sees a girl from a far and says “Damn look at that fucking ass.” Everyone is laughing cause they realize it was Natalie and David tattle tales on Dom to Natalie. You hear Jeff say “why do you think I pulled over?” But you still decide to ignore it the fact that he’s crushing on Natalie. You get back to LA and Jeff spends the night at your place. The movie nights don’t happen anymore, so has the cuddling. You both basically fuck until you both orgasm then he leaves right after. “You know you can spend the night if you want” Jeff responds with “Why would I do that?” Damn. That hurt. You play it cool and start to cry yourself to sleep right as he leaves your apartment.  
A week passes by and you hear no word from Jeff at all. David texts you to come over so you can film. You enter the house and see that the guys are in the backyard. You were getting closer and you hear Zane ask “whatever happened to you and y/n? I thought y’all were a thing.” Jeff scoffs and says “ugh could never date y/n, she reminds me too much of my ex.” At this point your ears are fuming. “Just because I’m short and Latina like his ex he doesn’t to be with me?” You grab a bottle of tequila that was in David’s cabinet and walk into the backyard and spill it all over Jeff’s head and it was perfect timing because David was recording. “Y/n what the fuck” He grabbed you by the arm and you slap him in the face hard enough to leave a red mark. “Do I still remind you of your ex?” you smile as you walk away. That was the most ballsy thing you’ve done since you kissed him on New Years.
*A month later*
Your life without Jeff has been great. After that night, you blocked his number and all social media accounts. The last you heard was that Jeff asked out Natalie; you don’t hate Natalie, she’s a great person! You still hang out with the vlog squad but you act as if nothing happened. You just started your senior year at USC and can’t wait to graduate next spring. Everything has been a real life changer for you. You were eating healthier, you started going to the gym and you realized how dependent you were on Jeff to make you happy. Just as you thought everything was perfect, it started to go downhill.
Y/n woke up not feeling great. She felt very light headed and very bloated. Y/n assumed she started her period. She checked to see but there was nothing there; then realizes she hasn’t gotten her period in a while but doesn’t think anything of it because she’s never had a regular period. You head out to go jogging on a trail, one that you know Jeff doesn’t go on. It’s normal to feel out of breath but you felt like you were going to pass out. Deciding that you worked yourself too hard, you walk the rest of the way. The last thing you remember was trying walk up the trail. Y/n wakes up in a hospital room extremely confused. The nurse walks in hearing you ask what the hell happened. “Good afternoon Ms. L/n, you fainted on a hiking trail. You were just dehydrated. You should really be drinking more under your condition.” Y/n looked at her dumbfounded “my condition??” The nurse catches on and knows something you don’t. You see her walk outside and speak to the doctor. You try to depict what she’s saying but can’t hear a thing. “Hello Ms. L/N, how are you feeling?” You ignore the question and cut straight to the point “She said I had a condition, what is it.” The nurse and the doctor looked back at each other and looks back at you. “Well, it has come to our attention that you probably had no knowledge of this but we ran some blood tests and…..” “AND WHAT”...... “It has come to our attention that you are 9 weeks pregnant” Out of nowhere, you just start laughing cause you think this is a joke. “You’ve got to be kidding me” “Mam, I can assure you that we’re not.” “Is it too early to ask for an ultrasound?” “We’d thought you’d ask,” They bring the machine from outside and put the cold jelly on your stomach. It takes a minute to find it. In the back of your mind, you’re praying that you’re not pregnant. You’re only 21. This was the time to party, hang out with friends, live your life, graduate college….. Oh shit. College. It’s your SENIOR YEAR. You prayed HARD that you weren’t pregnant and the boom, you see a blob on the screen……. The nurse turns on the doppler to see if you can hear the heartbeat. You then hear “bum bum bum bum.” You already knew who’s it was, you have no idea how you were going to tell him, or if you’re going to tell him.
Is y/n gonna keep it? Is she going to tell Jeff? What the hell is she going to tell her family if she does keep it? Who knows…… 
Side note: I’m sorry if this is bad! It’s my first time writing fanfiction and I give huge props to people who do this on a daily cause this mess is hard. Oh and I was there at vidcon when Jeff asked who’s Natalie dating. 
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thank you for asking falen tbh i love u sm and i love doing these 
omg is this ask for this ask meme i literally almost posted this along with the wrong ask fml
1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?
more cereal than mik because.. i dont eat cereal with milk……… i love the crunch
2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?
as someone who lives in a tropical country is that what its called idk we dont have seasons and it never gets lower than 25 degrees so yes that would be ideal
3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?
hrmmmmm… i just remember the page number?? or try to lmao if i dont remember i just skim through the pages and try to recognise where i left off
4: how do you take your coffee/tea?
with at least 2 packets of sugar tbh…. i dont drink coffee
5: are you self-conscious of your smile?
omg story time i went 2 get my braces removed and the dentist wanted to take pics so he was like “smile with your teeth!” and i was like ok! but then he kept saying i wasnt doing it right lmao… guess whos never smiled b4… (me) so he told me 2 practice my smile lol i didnt answer the qn but ya,,, i am probably
6: do you keep plants?
i used 2 be very against plants… now theyre okay i guess i dont rly keep any
7: do you name your plants?
refer 2 6
8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?
art??? i havent drawn in awhile
9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?
no LOL
10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?
on my side!!!! i cant sleep on my back bc i gotta hug smth.. and my stomach is out of the qn
11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends?
🅱️… and .. same brainwaves…. poor mans ____…. this is all from the shady hq im so sorry my other pals
12: what’s your favorite planet?
the moon for no real reason
13: what’s something that made you smile today?
hMMm, watching astro and mx perform??? and just being shady with bell lmao
14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?
this… question,,,..so im thinking of a bright place with white walls and translucent curtains so the light call fill the (living) room perfectly and everythings really ??? sunny and shit idk its warm… the floor’s made of (fake?) wood and theres a small kitchen bc i cant cook and idk if my friend would be able to lol.. theres 2 bed rooms both are painfully small but it works.. theres one other room with a closet for clothes… the bathroom is just a shower, sink and toilet… theres no washing machine rip and ?? thats about it poor mens life
i watchd the like we used mv again and i realized ...... that is literally where i got this imagery from thanks the rose i love a relatable band
15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!
heres a fact (?) from me first: it rains diamonds on one planet ?? mecury maybe?? mars??? whomst.. this isnt even a fact its ,me trying to recall shit
ok real fact: There are thousands of other planets out there. sorry lads this website doesnt wanna have fun
16: what’s your favorite pasta dish?
is spaghetti bolognese a pasta dish
17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?
im chill with my current hair colour??? bc its brown sometimes idk shitty hair
18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.
i asked my irl friends (group name: panic support group) and this is what they said
K: everything
E: when u were one hour late (i dont remember this happening but i do know im always late but never for an hour past me wyd)
19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?
goDD i dont but i sure want to
20: what’s your favorite eye color?
this is strange but every eye colour is my favourite although ppl with two or more colours in their eyes are so cool
21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.
its just my school bag lmao i got it 4 years ago and i take it everywhere even if the event is “small” and they ask us to bring “smaller bags” ill bring my big ass school bag anyway it looks like this (i dont have to but linking stuff is so fun)
22: are you a morning person?
technically.???its the holidays but i still manage to get up before 10 (most of the time) and … even if i have like 5 hours of sleep i manage to feel awake really easily????
23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?
tf i just use my phone lmao this is what ive been doing for like a month now… i could watch every vlive i havent watched yet, i could make video compilations i could practice my art but… even though im out of school im still procrastinating.. legends only
24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?
mmmm falens the closest to that
25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into?
my classroom
26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit?
white converse??  i have 2 get new ones every like 2 years since theyre also my school shoes and break easily….. other than those i have my blueblack converse too (i dont wear them as much so theyre still in one piece)
27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?
i dont eat bubblegum bc im always afraid ill swallow it and die and im p sure its illegal here
28: sunrise or sunset?
sunset but i dont look outside enough for either
29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?
hm……… with jen its when she sends me asks on anon despite it being super obvious like im not a Fan when my friends send me asks on anon bc sometimes i cant tell and i get a sense of false hope but w/ jen its okay but i know its her
with bell its when they reply to my keyboard smashes with their own keyboard smashes lmao and when they just??//?? say smth cute abt their faves (lately its been sanha thank u sh)
30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?
ya lmao when i have 2 sleep alone and its completely dark i have half a mind 2 believe some random supernatural being is out for me
31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.
hmM. socks are great i always wear them bc i wear shoes almost every time i go outside… i dont have any weird socks bc im Boring but i have 3 pkmn songs and 1 gudetama socks/.. bUT I DID buy my friend those socks with individual toe pockets… it was so funny when my other friend saw it she choked on her drink and almost spat it out. we laughed so hard we hit our heads against each other i love friendship.. i have 2 wear white socks for sch bc… aesthetic? god if i know lmao….. i only ever wear ankle socks bc….. socks any higher than that? cancelled.
32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.
listen ive never stayed up later than like 1am ok maybe 2am??? but i was working on like a project that was due the next day for school with my groupmates (friends) so does that count lmao
33: what’s your fave pastry?
bread………. sugar donuts…….. i am Aware that thats not how u spell it but wtv
34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?
why does this ask so many qns in 1 qn……. i had a cat?? it had pink stripes and it didnt have a name bc i dont name my stuff… even my pokemon.. and yeah i still have it except its in a big dusty bag where all my other toys are kept
35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?
i kinda have to use stationary for school so ya.. p often is correct… pretty pens??? i dont rly see the point whoopS!!! in exams u can only use black or blue so
36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now?
im listening 2 day6 so like day6
37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?
my room isnt even my room i just go there to sleep .. the place im always at is like a study area except its open?? so everyone can see me lol and . its not messy?? if u look at it from far but the shit on the desk and shelves are so fucking messy god i need to pack those
38: tell us about your pet peeves!
aLRIGHT LADS welcome 2 megans ted talk
(skip this if ur not fond of drama)
so something (refer to the song he said suits myday) happened with jae recently and ive seen fans trying to defend him by @ing him and saying that they love him which is fine - great even! but what i dont approve is how everyone’s basically forgotten about the whole matter because they had concerts so instead of @-ing him and asking him to explain himself, they tell him what a great concert it was which is also great bc their concerts are honestly amazing. basically my pet peeve is when ppl dismiss the problematic action of some people just bc they like them.
another thing is that there were some fans who started guilting others for wanting to drop day6 completely because of what jae did and in my opinion i think it is totally cool to want to drop a group if they did smth bad like??? its ur life???? u can choose who you want to like. what is not cool is pulling out all the good things the person has ever done in their entire life and try to remind others about the positive sides of the person. yes. they’re an encouraging person, etc. but that does not cancel out the bad things they’ve done until they explain/apologise. what is infuriating is just the manner some people took it?? they literally went ahead and tweeted shit like “would your parents drop you if you did smth wrong?” and “you’re seriously gonna drop someone whos been nothing been nice because of one incident?” yes. people will and you dont have any fucking right to stop them? so dont go pulling out receipts.
another thing. its also okay to want to stan the whole group even if someone has done smth problematic. like? to me youre cool if youre able to see and acknowledge the bad shit someone has done and still stand by their side while educating them at the same time its nice to have faith in your idols. however, i wont say much when your idols dont respond and/or respond in a way that shows absolutely no remorse. its cool if you want to support them too, despite that.
tldr; dont fucking excuse someone’s behaviour/action just because youre so far up their fucking ass. dont pull out shit from before either, be it good or bad. and lastly, its okay to want to drop/continue supporting them, its your life.
i just wanted to talk about this tbh,, it was nice to see a few mydays trying to urge jae to explain the whole situation but seeing as he still hasnt and couldve it really irks me :-/
okay update its been a day and i havent really thought about this but im kinda conflicted now bc jae still hasnt talked about the song and im probably just making a big deal out of smth that will never happen again but it really doesnt sit right with me knowing that jae recommended that song to his fans and said it suited mydays?? bc looking at the lyrics... i SURE hope not... idk i have neither forgiven or forgotten but he’s okay now.? i cant stay mad at someone for that long anyway ill never forgive him 4 it though lmao petty ppl only
another thing... jae’s still an amazing person to me with all the encouraging words he says to mydays but this one incident is just soOOOOO hrm and i did go off tangent with the question as usual lol
39: what color do you wear the most?
i wear a lot of colours tbh??? but bc its rly hot out ive just been wearing the same shirt every time i leave the house and its black so
40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you?
i dont wear jewelry rip
41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving?
challenger deep
42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!
hm,, ive only ever visited this coffee shop like more than once bc the girl i used 2 like showed it to me b4 like 2 years ago and it was nice i liked their mocha frappe and its cozy i guess??? sometimes i go there with friends to study/just eat but i havent gone in awhile.., its two stories and it has an open air sitting area too i prefer sitting inside bc the sun is a big no thanks.. the ceiling is kind of like?? going downward?? like the kind iin attics???? idk man it was nice
43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?
u cant see shit here sorry
44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?
cant relate
45: do you trust your instincts a lot?
yea?? sometimes i just gotta bc my brain wont shut the fuck up
46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.
suddenly all of the puns i know have left my mind thanks @ me
47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?
vegetables
48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?
the dark and whats basically in it???? like ghosts zombies and shit u kno the scary shit
49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?
i like buying albums?? theres a CD in those so it counts lmao i bought sunrise by day6
50: what’s an odd thing you collect?
boxes??? like containers????
51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?
boxy and letting go by day6
52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?
YOU KNOW I HAD TO DO IT TO THEM and oh worm
53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?
me: rocky.. ?????? from astro.. /?? no ive never heard of any of those and i saw the word horror so u wont hear abt those from me any time soon
54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?
i literally havent been outside for 2 days
55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?
be petty aka yesterday i changed my twitter icon from jae 2 brian bc jae’s being a child rn so hes out
56: what are some things you find endearing in people?
when they ramble abt smth they like thanksk buds
57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?
is this the song from p!atd i have it in my playlist lmao oh i fucing hate this song i always skip it im not listening
58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?
idk what either of those are but bell and boxy
59: what’s your favorite myth?
idk any
60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?
anything that eunwoo has ever written
61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?
ive given eggs for karissa’s birthday b4 and i got a kermit its not stupid tho its just the closest thign i could think of
62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?
i drink water juice everyday every minute every hour
63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?
my books are all in shelves lads i just  heard the fucking keys rattle im not doing this shit im logging off night
ok day 3 and im back like i said previously my books are on shelves i tried rearranging them by series b4 but my housekeeper rearrnaged them randomly the next day so i gave up
i make playlists for songs that i like, really like (i still skip them sometimes rip) and songs that my friend recommends me i have a seperate playlist for the songs i like in japanese 2
64: what color is the sky where you are right now?
light blue?? like its actually p white bc its cloudy
65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with?
m not rly
66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?
just. leaves maybe??
67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?
Horror Movie
68: what’s winter like where you live?
oh winter is fucking fantastic it never gets colder than 25 degrees celsius here and if it does rain it lasts for like 10 minutes
69: what are your favorite board games?
i used to rly like snake and ladders and monopoly :-o
70: have you ever used a ouija board?
im not ready for that kinda death
71: what’s your favorite kind of tea?
english breakfast or earl gray??? those r like the standard right
72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it?
ya but i never do bc i either forget to or am just 2 lazy
73: what are some of your worst habits?
being lazy + procrastinating :-D
74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.
okie :-o ..
they’re great ok ive talked abt them like 10 times in the span of 2 months but whatever folks
they’re super nice, kind and just all of the positive adjectives out there in the dictionary ...... they’ve helped me multiple times and they’re always there 2 lend me a listening ear (or in our case, eye lmao) idk??? im just super comfortable around them always and im honestly so thankful we became mutuals (and subsequently friends) last year!!!! i cant say a lot bc ill just get v repetitive but overall they’re an awesome friend and im glad we still communicate daily via twitter and sometimes our skype sessions even if they’re kinda awkward bc i never know when 2 talk bc im scared ill speak and theyll say smth and itll turn into a MESS which actually happened lmao  
im looking forward to the day our skype sessions become super smooth and easy going!!!
75: tell us about your pets!
i have none but id die for boxys cats
76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t?
well yeah always tbh but its not smth i have to do but more like want to do im just 2 lazy to get around doing it
77: pink or yellow lemonade?
?? i almost said lemons arent pink but i Remembered...... yellow lemonade
78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?
i feel like this is an Attack? okay LISTEN so story time again.
on the flight back from japan i watched the alien covenant and i couldnt even get past the scene where the baby alien was gonna kill the poor guy who ended up being locked up with the infected dude as soon as i saw the blood and the alien emerge from the guy’s back i bolted lmao
so to calm myself down nd block that memory from my mind i went ahead and watched despicable me 3.. which HONESTLY im the worst critic ever but in my humble opinion.... the movie was good????????? idk i didnt watch minions the movie though i got lazy again whooopS!
anwyay i sidetracked but im neutral im not a fan but i wouldnt go out of my way to call minions annoying?? bc they really arent? i feel like its only seen that way bc of how people make posts abt how annoying minions are even tho.. they arent??
79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?
my memory hates me so every specific thing my friends have ever done for me has left my mind but .
the cutest thing? everything my friends do for me
80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?
theyre yellow and no i didnt theyve been there ever since i could remember
81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.
lava cake
82: are/were you good in school?
yeah i was good in school for like the first three years and this year i just flopped so badly lmao and its my important year too oh well my exams r over and i still dont have a backup plan in mind
83: what’s some of your favorite album art?
all of dance gavin dance’s albums have awesome art
84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?
back when i was really into 5sos i thought of getting a tally since that was their logo at that time but now no not really unless i decide to get lance’s face tattooed onto my forehead on impulse
85: do you read comics? what are your faves?
im keeping up with hq, bnha and tg manga!!!!
86: do you like concept albums? which ones?
idk what those r but sure
87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?
big hero 6
88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?
who wrote this whats up with these questions
i googled and.. not really?? they all look nice
89: are you close to your parents?
close enough to stand being in the same room as them but not close enough to want to initiate conversations
90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.
tokyo was really cool (literally) and if i ever go again id love to go with friends so we can explore more??
91: where do you plan on traveling this year?
japan was supposed to be the only plan for this year but my grandad passed away so i had to go to malaysia multiple times earlier this year ik this wasnt the qn but ive already went to the planned destination tm so
92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?
BARELY SPRINKLES A PINCH im anti cheese
93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most?
um. like?? i tie the sides of my hair that cover my face back??? bc i dont like hair in my face
94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?
bell
95: what are your plans for this weekend?
hopefully something useful
96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?
i also click remind me tomorrow lmao
97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?
infp-t, capricorn, hufflepuff (same as falen nd jen yay)
98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?
uh ive never been hiking and i dont plan on it sorry body
99: list some five (or id never shut up) songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.
currently......
when you love someone - day6
like we used to - the rose
crazy sexy cool - astro
death of a strawberry - dance gavin dance
if it means a lot to you - a day to remember
idk if these actually “resonate to my soul” they just sound nice
100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?
oh worm.. i wouldnt miind either???
i know i have 2 choose but like
if i go back into the past i could be less annoying?? but the past has actually helped me be the way i am today and i think im learning to be a better person?? im definitely way better than how i was previously 5 years ago and im just grateful i was able to learn from my mistakes???
so i wouldnt go back to the past.
if its in the future i can see how ill end up and if its not good i might end up being able to change myself so i dont get my “bad end”..???? maybe or i can just see what happens in the future and i can look forward to it
itll also give me a chnace to have the most fun while i can if its not too nice
so my decision is to go to the future
thank you so much for asking falen god this got so long lmao
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