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4rlbym · 2 years
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Him as a Father j.w
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Jeff Wittek x F!Reader
summary. what Jeff would be like as a father
genre. fluff
warnings. none that i can think of
word count. 476
an. this is so cute, i can definitely see him doing all of these things.
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- First and foremost it’s important to stress that family is by far the most important thing in Jeff's life, he’ll do absolutely anything to keep you all safe
- Jeff's big on educating your kids, making sure they know all about road safety and stranger danger so that he can try and worry about them less when they’re out and about
- Whenever your kids need him, he’s always there. Jeff's is a very affectionate dad, plenty of tickle attacks to keep them laughing
- Never misses an event at your kid’s school, if they get an award in assembly or parents evening, Jeff is always the proudest one in the bunch
- if Jeff ends up missing bedtime because he’s busy filming at the barbershop, he’ll tiptoe into your children’s rooms when they’re sleeping, with soft kisses being pressed to the tops of their heads to let them know that he is home
- And then he’ll make sure that he spends time with you too to apologise for leaving you to look after the kids all evening long by yourself
- When it comes to your kids, Jeff is a bit of a pushover, if they want to paint his nails or draw on him, he’ll usually let them, sometimes even filming or spending time with the guys while having hot pink nails
- Talking about his family for too long is a definite topic that will make Jeff blush, talking about you all is most definitely a weakness of his
- Every time he sees you guys, Jeff's stomach knots, he can’t quite believe just how lucky he is to have you all
- Your family also absolutely adores him, they love the fact that he’s so caring.
- You love seeing the looks the other moms give Jeff when he shows up to the playground, knowing that he’s all yours
- If he misses out on any family occasion, Jeff always makes up for it, returning home from filming usually with your kid’s favourite food to get them smiling again
- If you fall asleep in your kid’s room, Jeff will always carry you across so that you can sleep comfortably in your own bed and let him look after the kids
- This man loves learning from you, how to cook your kid’s favourite meals, their favourite outfit combos, so that he can do all of the jobs that you do when you’re not there
- He loves looking after them by himself too, giving you plenty of time to spend with your friends and family
- Jeff would definitely take your children adventuring, like taking them on walks up the mountain or down into the forest, showing them how beautiful the world can be
- No one is a prouder parent than he is, that’s the one thing that Jeff refuses to be beaten on
- You couldn’t believe quite how lucky you were either to be able to call such a loving man the father of your children
- Even though he loves being a dad, he never forgets about you either, making sure that at least one day a week is reserved for a date night between the two of you
- He often catches himself humming along to the theme tunes of the kid’s television programmes that he just can’t get out of his head
- If someone dares to say something about his family that Jeff doesn’t like, he won’t be afraid to put them in their place
- More than anything else, he loved being a dad, his children are his pride and joy in everything that he does <3
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espinosaurusrexex · 2 years
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All my reader!characters are female and have she/her pronouns. However, I try to keep everything else as inclusive as possible. Meaning: they can be read as every ethnicity/race, body type, etc.
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☞ 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒊 𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕 (drabbles/headcacons)
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⌜last updated: March 2024⌟
✒︎ Challenges
1k Writing Bingo (masterlist) (completed)
In which you’ll find a collection of one-shots and drabbles that were requested during my Bingo Game.
✮ Steve Rogers
𝐎𝐍𝐄-𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒
Watchful Eyes ☁︎ ✦ ❤︎
CEO!SteveRogers x Maid!Female!Reader AU
In which Steve is obsessed with his new maid.
Forever, of Course. ❤︎
In which Steve gets to fake marry Y/N.
Revision ❤︎ ✦
Professor!SteveRogers x Student!Female!Reader AU
In which Steve asks you to stay after class for a little bit of... essay revision.
All the Words I Can't Say ❤︎ ❁
College!SteveRogers x Female!Reader AU
In which Y/N catches Steve painting a portrait of her.
Flooded ☁︎ ❤︎ ❁
In which Steve discovers Y/N‘s biggest secret.
Heroes ❤︎
In which Y/N is Steve's safe haven.
Talk ☁︎ ❤︎ ✦
In which Steve and Y/N’s frustrations build up to an argument that could have been avoided if they would have just talked to each other.
Bullies ☁︎ ❤︎
In which Steve comforts Y/N after she gets a flashback from her former High School Years.
Headline Events ❤︎ ☁︎ ❁
CollegeJournalist!SteveRogers x Athlete!reader AU
In which Steve is just adorkably obsessed with Y/N; the most beautiful member of his college's swimming team.
𝐓𝐖𝐎-𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒
If Given the Chance… // Give Me a Chance ☁︎ ❤︎
In which Steve and Bucky accidentally switch bodies.
✪ Bucky Barnes
𝐎𝐍𝐄-𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒
Remeber Me ☁︎ ❤︎ (coming Friday!)
In which Y/N discovers Bucky, her lover from the 40s, is still alive.
Bad Boys Don't Buy Flowers ☁︎ ❤︎ ✦
CEO!BuckBarnes x Female!Florist!Reader AU
In which Bucky falls for the one woman who doesn't seem to reciprocate his feelings.
Refuge - a small town crime/love story ❤︎ ✦ ☁︎ ❁
BuckyBarnes/WinterSoldier x Detective!Female!Reader AU
In which Y/N provides shelter for Bucky while unawares being on the hunt for the same. 
Happy Little Accidents ☁︎ ❤︎
Veteran!BuckyBarnes x Female!ArtTeacher!Reader
In which Bucky joins your art workshop in the 21st century.
The Karens of the World ☁︎ ❤︎ ❁
BuckyBarnes x Female!Reader MODERN AU
In which Y/N asks Bucky to pose as her boyfriend at her aunt's Independence Day party.
Hopelessly Devoted ❤︎
In which Bucky and Y/N reminisce about the first time they met.
Serious Questions ❤︎ ❁
In which Bucky agrees to go on a date to make his friends shut up.
Some Other Guy ☁︎ ❤︎
In which Bucky's curiosity leads to a heartbreaking miscommunication.
Rest and Recover ❤︎ ❁
Prince!Bucky x Princess!Reader AU
In which Y/N is sick and Bucky visits to comfort her.
Like Bonnie and Clyde ✦ ❤︎
In which Bucky and Y/N are the hot criminal couple on the run.
Flowers and Things ❤︎ ❁
In which Bucky really wants to buy Y/N a birthday gift, because he has a crush on her.
New Slang
In which Y/N is the cliché Gen-Z Avenger that cannot shut up, and whose bold remarks lead Bucky to end up in very confusing situations.
Moonlit Fantasies ❤︎
In which Bucky and Y/N are pining for each other during a perfect bonfire night.
𝐓𝐖𝐎-𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒
If Given the Chance… // Give Me a Chance ☁︎ ❤︎
In which Bucky and Steve accidentally switch bodies.
Dying Isn‘t So Scary with You // Dying Isn’t So Scary with You, Either ❤︎ ☁︎ ❁
In which Bucky and Y/N have a deep late night conversation that is put to the test.
𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒
Everything’s Better in Westview ☁︎ ❤︎ ✦ (completed)
In which Bucky and Y/N decide to go to Westview to live the perfect suburban life.
Save Me ☁︎ ❤︎ (completed)
College!BuckyBarnes x College!reader AU
In which Bucky is just a cocky shit that thinks nothing is worth his attention until Y/N comes along.
𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒
Worlds Collide ❤︎
Grumpy!BuckyBarnes x Sunshine!Female!Reader APOCALYPSE AU
In which Y/N and Bucky meet in a world far different from ours.
🕸️ Miguel O'Hara
𝐎𝐍𝐄-𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒
Tough Luck ☁︎ ❤︎
MiguelO'Hara x Spiderwoman!Reader
In which Miguel and Y/N are idiots in love.
✡︎ Ari Levinson
𝐎𝐍𝐄-𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒
Hold on to it ❤︎ ❁
In which Ari is just completely enchanted by Y/N.
♜ Sherlock Holmes
𝐎𝐍𝐄-𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒
If Only You Would Know ☁︎ ❤︎
HenryCavill!Sherlock x reader
In which Enola finally brings Sherlock and Y/N to confess their feelings for one another.
The Most Beautiful Riddle ❤︎
HenryCavill!Sherlock x reader
In which Sherlock finally proposes to Y/N.
Words Cannot Express ❤︎ ❁
HenryCavill!Sherlock x reader
In which Sherlock and Y/N have a forever crush on each other.
⌖ Napoleon Solo
𝐎𝐍𝐄-𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒
Solo
NapoleonSolo x Agent!reader
In which Napoleon does not want to work with Y/N, even though they are the 'perfect team'.
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Vlog Squad
Jeff Wittek
Hater ☁︎ ❤︎ ❁
In which Y/N tries to convince herself that she does not have any feelings for Jeff and miserably fails.
Protective ☁︎ ❤︎
In which Jeff is really protective over Y/N, because he has a crush on her.
Chinese ❤︎
In which Y/N and Jeff are struggling with the feelings they have for eachother.
Not Nice ☁︎ ❤︎
In which Jeff and y/n have a heart to heart conversation about their relationship.
Toddy Smith
Summer Lovin ☁︎ ❤︎
In which Todd and Y/N meet at a club in Spain and start a summer fling.
Practice ❤︎
In which Todd offers Y/N to practice kissing with him.
David Dobrik
Drunk ☁︎ ❤︎ ❁
In which David gets drunk and hurts himself.
Pushed Away ☁︎ ❤︎
In which Y/N and David need to discuss their hidden feelings for eachother.
Assistant ☁︎ ❤︎
In which Y/N accidentally insults David which makes him instantly like her and try to win her over with a little bit of talking.
Ilya Fedorovich
Lavender ☁︎ ❁
In which Ilya gets his heart broken by Y/N.
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werewolfbansheelove · 9 months
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MAIN Masterlist
Sam and Colby
Vlog Squad
Teen Wolf
One-shots:
Scooby-Doo
Daphne Smut
Scream:
Tatum Smut
Noelle Fluff
Not By Me:
Snowball Collab
Glee
TRANSCRIPTS
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instaaumemes · 2 years
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Request me
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j3-art · 9 months
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Day in the life. . .
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skzpixiekaifei · 1 month
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Random things Pixie has said!
Kai: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?
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Kai: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.
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Kai, going fishing: I’m going LIE to fish!
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Kai: I’m a masochist, not a loser.
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Kai: I’m not like other girls. I’m way, way worse.
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Kai: Here's two facts about me. Kai: 1. I hate hot people. Kai: 2. I'm a hypocrite.
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Kai: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.
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Kai: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products! Kai: sprays hairspray in her mouth Kai: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.
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Kai: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.
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Kai: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
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Kai: I may be stupid. The Squad: … Kai: Oh, did you think I was going to finish that sentence?
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Kai: …This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?
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Kai: Well, you know what they say: Can’t bake a pie without losing a dozen men!
Taglist: @mynameisnotlaura, @palindrome969
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dearweirdme · 6 months
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Honestly these feelings must be heightened for a lot of Tkkrs because they’ve just come out of an intense two weeks only to be thrown into another solo project so soon and one that is being promoted in a completely different manner by the company. It’s easy to put the blame on JK because you think it’s unfair, but all in all, despite the sabotage of sales and delayed orders and deleted streams/views etc, Layover has been a very wholesome era. Taehyung’s achieved so much and most importantly he’s looked incredibly happy.
Don’t take what Tae and JK solos are saying as an excuse to project your retaliations onto TK themselves.
I think it’d be good to step back if you’re feeling overwhelmed/negative. There’s a plan in place and reasons for why things are being rushed. I imagine October will have other member’s projects too not just JK’s.
As for “public support” let’s sit down and actually take a look at what’s been done:
- JK’s mentioned he heard Layover first, and that the tracks are good.
- Tae’s mentioned he asked to study SD with JK, and ended up recording it at JK’s place with his guide. He’s also mentioned that JK engaged in discussions with him throughout the process. Tae put down Seven in his Spotify bingo. And as we previously saw, Tae surprised JK by dancing to Seven on stage and JK expressed how thankful he was for that.
- Namjoon, Hobi and Jimin posted SD on Layover’s release day. So did Wooga squad, though they captioned it with little messages too. Wooga have also been vlogging with his songs. Taehyung has also shown support for Hyungsik via a recorded message for his fanmeet, and irl for Peakboy at the Noice event.
- Namjoon mentioned LMA’s mv in passing, as well as saying SD is his favorite track. This was in direct response to weverse live comments.
- Tae mentioned Hobi listened to the album before (I personally think this was before he enlisted and at JK’s)
- Jimin showed up publicly to support Tae’s live show, but not for the entire show.
- Yoongi’s said he didn’t want to steal the spotlight from Tae.
Now, looking at this list I personally think that it was Tae’s Crew, and Wooga squad who publicly expressed the most support. Tae’s Crew especially have written heartfelt messages on their experiences and Tae’s stylist has been updating every achievement of Tae in his IG.
Am I saying that BTS’ public displays of support weren’t genuine? No, I just think it be quite mild and assume more was said privately/in their GC. We know Tae did the same for Hobi and other member’s too. Not everything has to be shown online. Just because they’re not telling us they’re keeping up to date doesn’t mean they’re not. JK definitely watched Tae’s Smoke Dance, even if he didn’t comment on it.
As for JK, I personally think he’s been focusing on himself these weeks. He’s busy and he’s only going to get busier. His recent live was very short and was meant to be a catch up after performing. He spoke to Jin for most of it anyway. His Tiktok dances have been for hyping up what I assume will be 3D promo on there, since there’s been rumors that Tiktoker Addison Rae is involved in the MV.
I urge the Tkkrs who are feeling conflicted to take a look at TK’s schedules and see how they aren’t overlapping but follow right after. See how they have some similarities and a hint of the other in them. I think they’ve talked a lot about what the other will be doing.
Hi anon!
Yes to this! And especially to Layover promo having been so wholesome. I’ve loved Tae’s content so much. I feel his heart was in it and he seemed so happy 🥰.
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Josh's White Deep V Tee (Josh x Reader)
"Totally up to you if you want to write this or not, but possibly an imagine where the reader is friends with the buttercream squad and she films a video with Josh, Conor and Jack and they somehow ruin her shirt so Josh offers her one of his and she's a bit insecure because she's curvy that it won't fit but he encourages her to put it on and sure enough it fits, and the guys tell her not to be insecure about her weight :)"
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"WRONG!" Jack yells, signaling that you and Josh have to do another forfeit and that Jack and Conor get another point.
"How am I supposed to know your family cat's name??" you complain.
"I'm hurt, y/n" Jack feigned "You don't follow me on snapchat, obviously, because I've only said it a thousand times."
On your trip to London you had tried to make the rounds to bank as many collab videos as possible. You had filmed a hilarious go-pro hide and seek video with you and Joe against Zalfie, a very dramatic nerd vs nerd video with Dan and Phil, a clothes swapping video with Louise, and you and Josh had just finished vlogging your first tour around the city. When you arrived back at the flat Jack asked you and Josh to film a video for his "Brothers vs _______" series.
"Drama queen. What is our forfeit?" Josh asked, knowing that there were only 3 or 4 left and they were all bad.
Conor pulled a piece of paper out of the hat and started laughing so hard he couldn't read it. Grabbing it from his hand, you read it out loud. "Oh, god. It says to let the members of the opposite team give you a Marmite face mask."
"Yes!" Jack cheered, leaving the room to grab the Marmite.
"Pleeeeeeeeease don't get this in my hair." you begged, knowing he was still going to get it everywhere, including your hair.
Sitting down with the brothers standing behind you two, Jack started putting Marmite all over your face while Conor started drawing a penis on Josh's face with the Marmite. "Jack! You just dropped it down my shirt! Ew! It's squidgy! And all over my boobs!"
Perfectly timed, all three boys moved so they could see where Jack had just dropped the Marmite. "Really boys?" you laughed, staring at the camera.
"Looks like we have our thumbnail" Conor laughed. "I think Y/n got the worst of this, though." He dipped his hand in the Marmite drenching Josh's hair and face in the rest of it.
Finally it was time to end the video. Jack and you sat in the middle with his arm around your shoulders. Josh on your other side and Conor on Jack's other side. "Subscribe to these three and give this video a thumbs up! I have to say, I've never seen Marmite look so good." Jack teased as he once more openly looked at your now very sticky cleavage.
Turning the camera off, Conor offered you his bathroom to clean up since Josh had just hopped in the downstairs shower. "I'll show you where everything is." he lead you up to his bathroom after you grabbed your bag.
"Towels are in there, use whatever you want in the shower, and the hair dryer and stuff is all under here." Conor pointed.
"Thanks. I cannot wait to not be sticky." you laughed, finally getting your face clean in the sink. Opening your bag, your stomach dropped. "Oh, shit. I don't know where I left my sweater." you said, realizing you'd have to hand wash your shirt in the sink and wait for it to dry.
"That's not a problem, I'll just grab one of my t shirts." Conor went to leave.
"No, no. I'll just hand wash this one really quick if you can throw it in the dryer while I'm in the shower?" you asked hoping he'd just do it and not argue with you.
"Y/n, I have more shirts than I can count. I can throw yours in the wash, but you don't have to wait for it." he replied.
Internally sighing and getting a bit anxious, you finally just said it. "Conor, your shirts aren't going to fit me. It's fine. Really. Just let me scrub this really quick and then I'll hop in the shower. it's not a big deal."
Conor's face dropped knowing he had just made you uncomfortable. "Hey, hey. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. I wasn't even thinking about that. How about you take it off and hand it to me through the door and I'll take care of it while you're cleaning up." he cheesily smiled trying to fix the fun mood he felt he had just ruined.
Unable to not laugh at conor being a dork and relieved he didn't force you to try one of his shirts on, you agreed. "Thank you." you said, handing him your shirt through the crack in the door.
He went downstairs and started scrubbing the shirt in the sink. "What are you doing?" josh asked, seeing Conor in the kitchen when he came out of the bathroom.
"Scrubbing y/n's shirt. I fucked up and I'm trying to make it up to her." Conor said, focused on getting all of the Marmite out.
"How did you fuck up?" Josh asked, confused.
"She doesn't have another shirt with her so I told her to just take one of mine, but she kept saying she was fine and I just had to keep insisting not even thinking about it." Conor replied, adding more soap to the water.
"Thinking about what?" Josh asked, still not getting it.
"She finally just stopped me and told me she wouldn't fit in my shirts so I'm trying to clean hers. I wasn't even thinking about it, but I know I made her uncomfortable." Conor said, realizing the Marmite wasn't coming out of the shirt. "This is hopeless"
"Hey, don't worry about it. Put it in the washer and I'll bring her something she can wear." Josh replied, starting to walk to his room.
"Josh, she's going to kill me if I let you go try to convince her to wear something else again. She'll kill me for telling you it ever happened!" Conor started to worry.
"Really, I've got this. Just throw that in the washer with spot cleaner." Josh finished getting dressed and then grabbed his favorite white v-neck t-shirt, heading upstairs.
He could hear the blow dryer running in the bathroom, so he sat on Conor's bed until you were finished. Hearing the dryer turn off, he walked to the door and knocked. "Y/n?" Josh called.
"Yeah?" you responded, putting everything back on except your shirt.
"Can I come in?" He asked.
"Um....hold on." you grabbed the towel and held it to your chest, covering your stomach and bra. "Yeah, come in." you answered nervously.
"Hey!" he smiled. "Your t-shirt is in the wash so I grabbed one of mine so you weren't walking around in a towel."
"I'm going to kill Conor." was all you said, closing your eyes trying to calm down. The last thing you needed to do was have a full blown panic attack in front of the boy you actually liked.
Josh put his hand on your shoulder. "I made him tell me. He was down there trying his best to clean your shirt and I knew that mine would work just fine."
Looking up at him, trying to keep the water in your eyes from spilling into tears, you didn't know what to say. Do you wait in the bathroom for your shirt to finish being in the wash? Do you risk putting his shirt on and looking like a stuffed sausage?
"I know that you think that it won't fit or that you'll look horrible in it, but you're wrong. first, I know for a fact my shirt will fit you just fine. Second..." He paused blushing a bit. "Second, you look beautiful in everything you wear. Okay? I'm going to turn around and shut my eyes and you're going to put this on." Josh said, running his thumb under your eye to clear away a few stray tears before handing you his shirt.
'Did he just say what I think he said?' you thought to yourself, realizing you were just standing there instead of changing. Dropping the towel, you pulled the shirt over your head and turned to the mirror.
"Can I turn around?" Josh asked, looking adorable with his hands covering his eyes.
Laughing, you responded. "Yeah, you're good."
"See! I told you it would fit. It looks better on you than it does on me." Josh teased.
"Yeah, yeah. You were right." you felt relief flood your body. "I just get a lot of grief for being a big girl. Especially a big girl on you-tube. I avoid anything that would make it awkward for me or anyone else." you responded, looking at your feet.
"Y/n, there is nothing wrong with being a big girl." Josh replied, pulling your chin up so you were looking at him. "Now lets go watch a movie or something. I know Jack wants to order Chinese."
"Thank you, Josh. Really." you felt him pull you into a hug.
Grabbing your hand, Josh led you down the stairs to the living room. Pulling you down onto the couch next to him, he put his arm around your shoulders and you kind of snuggled into his side.
You noticed Jack walk into the living room with his vlogging camera out. Thinking Josh wouldn't want you two to look couple-y in the vlog, you went to sit up straight, but your efforts were met with Josh pulling you back into his side.
"Look at these two cuties." Jack spoke to the camera, panning over to you two.
Conor complained "Hey! I'm cute too!" throwing himself across your laps. Everyone laughed.
"By the way, Josh. You're never allowed to wear that t-shirt anymore. Once the world has seen it on those boobs, you'll never be able to make it look as good." Jack teased, having no clue that there was any drama behind you wearing it.
"I have to agree," Josh said, looking at you and trying not to blush.
"I don't know, I thought you looked quite handsome in it." you replied.
Your cute moment was interrupted by Conor yelling "I ship it!" at you and Josh. "And by that, I mean I ship Y/n and that t-shirt." he joked.
After everyone had eaten, Jack came up with the brilliant idea to film another video. "We should play 'Never Have I Ever'" he yelled. "We never have any girls in those videos!" Popping up to grab his camera.
"As long as there's no Marmite involved, I'm in." you responded, very happy with how your day turned out.
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golbrocklovely · 2 years
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I dont know why people thought Sam and Colby having handcuffs was scandalous. Kian and JC just posted a new room invaders with Zane and todd from vlog squad and those two are waaaay more out there with toys, candy, videos. Knj even ate some candy they werent supposed to 😝. They make snc look like saints.
first off i watched the zane and todd episode bc i haven't watched this series since knj did snc's house lol and while i'll always have a special place in my heart for heath and zane, todd… not so much. he just kinda grosses me out.
(he just gives me the vibe of the type of guy that would insist on having sex without a condom on. like he would say shit like "no babe, i have the best pull out game, you don't have to worry" or some bs like that. and then when you tell him he has to put a condom on, he bitches the whole time. so… yeah, gross lol)
nonetheless, i think the reason why ppl kinda freaked out when they found out snc had handcuffs was bc snc are extremely private, especially when it comes to that side of them. think of this way, back when colby was like 20 years old, he couldn't even comfortably admit that he wasn't a virgin anymore, or that he had had a one night stand. sam was basically in the same boat, but most assumed he had had sex before just bc he was with kat. they both also couldn't admit that they had smoked weed before (or done any other drugs for that matter). so any information about them always seems so scandalous bc they keep a lot of that private. zane and todd are more adult than snc in that regard.
side note… why do blow job pop rocks exist? wouldn't they just be regular pop rocks? also, why would you want that? i can't imagine it feels good for either party. and then the fact that knj ate some when todd had apparently stuck his dick in the package. ngl, i almost puked a bit.
side note on a side note, i never understood in knj's video of snc's house why colby's condom drawer was in the bathroom. why would you want your condoms that far away? unless you fucking in the bathroom a lot, it doesn't make sense. also why would you keep your retainer on the same nightstand with the handcuffs???
i just have… so many questions that i know will never get answer to lmao
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alteredstatesstuff · 9 months
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4rlbym · 2 years
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Get You j.w
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Jeff Wittek x F!Reader
summary if i'm being honest, this is just some cute little scenario/imagine i came up with as i was listening to Daniel Caeser. hope it's not to cheesy and cringey LMAO
genre. fluff
warnings. cursing
word count. 730
an. first one shot, hope you like it <3
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You and Jeff were getting ready to go out with David and the others. You groan as you look through the closet full off clothes. Dresses were scattered all over the bed as you couldn't find a single thing to wear.
"Babe be honest, does red look good on me?"
You ask as you look at him through the mirror. You locked eyes with your boyfriend who was plopped on the bed, doing absolutely nothing. you watched as his eyes scanned your body from head to toe, a mischievous grin plastered on his face as he did.
The only thing running through Jeff's mind at the moment was how lucky he was to have you. In his eyes you were the most beautiful woman in the world. The only woman who made his stomach do flips every time you smiled at him.
Every time i look into your eyes i see it
you're all i need
What made it better was that you were all his. Those precious lips were only for him to kiss.
"you look great in anything doll."
he sat up and leaned back against the wooden headboard behind him. He placed his hands behind his head as he carefully admired your body and every single curve.
"Fine, i'll go with this."
You turned around to face Jeff and sat on the corner of the bed. You couldn't help but get lost in those beautiful eyes of his. The two of you stay silent and listened to the soft music play from the speaker.
who could've thought i'd get you ?
your faces were almost inches away and your lips slightly grazed over each other's. Just before the two were able to share a kiss, David stormed into the room, interrupting you and Jeff.
"Hey guys are we- WOAH"
The two of you quickly look over at David in shock. You see, the two of you hadn't really revealed your relationship to the vlog squad or the public.
"way to kill the mood"
Jeff jokes as he quickly got up from the bed
"David, don't say anything about this yet! We were planning on telling you guys sooner or later."
You nervously exclaim as you get off of Jeff
"Right! i did not see anything"
The guy stumbles over air as he reaches for the door
"anyways, we're leaving in a bit. Be ready!"
David remarks before quickly storming from the room
"what a fucking dork"
Jeff chuckled before wrapping his arms behind you. He rested his chin on your shoulder as he inhaled your sweet scent. His eyes flutter shut as he holds your body close to his chest. A million thoughts ran through his head as they both shared that intimate moment.
"i guess were ready to tell them huh"
You couldn't help but smile and enjoy the moment while it lasted.
"i'm sure it wont be a big deal, they'll support us no matter what...Well i hope so" You smiled before turning around to face Jeff
This feels like summer
Boy you make me feel, so alive
"now where were we?"
you lean in and press a soft kiss to his lips as your arms make their way around his neck. Your eyes flutter shut as you both share a passionate kiss. You feel Jeffs hands travel across your body, feeling every curve in your body.
A couple minutes went by and you two were in the same position. You'd do anything for this boy. you were madly and deeply in love with everything about him. His charm, looks, and most importantly his personality.
Just be my lover
boy you'll lead me to, paradise.
He was perfect for you. It's almost as if you two were meant to be together.
"we need to get going love" you remark as the two of you pull away. The atmosphere was absolutely perfect. But as much as you wanted to continue, you couldn't. David and the vlog squad were waiting in the living room.
"we're definitely finishing this up tonight though"
That was another reason to love Jeff, he was always such a tease.
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3rddimension · 10 months
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I know this sounds crazy but I would love to see Smosh either do their own Survivor or Amazing Race show. College Humor does their own type of Survivor already so that one is feasible, but Amazing Race might have its challenges. Obviously they couldn't logistically travel like the show, but they could maybe do something smaller? Like around California?
Come on, Arasha on a Smosh Survivor? Just imagine the mind games, the Queen of lies, she would be unbeatable!
Yeah I missed Squad vlog or them going outside video so much. It can be like a mini Amazing Races series or just one video to check the audience.
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werewolfbansheelove · 9 months
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Vlog Squad Masterlist
Jason Fluff
Natalie Smut
Todd smut
Corinna Fluff
Vlog Squad
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apriltoonsbiggestfans · 11 months
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espinosaurusrexex · 1 year
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Having all these fic requests in my inbox reminds me of my Vlog-Squad days ahaha
Hof tf did I keep up with this
Hoping to post the next bingo imagine tomorrow!
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jeffchats · 2 years
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Go ahead and be delusional about the vlog squad if you want but Vince has done things you wouldn’t imagine for Jeff. He bailed him out of a lot of shit when he was younger and in jail. He’s genuinely loved Jeff and called him is brother so the fact that they aren’t friends anymore is incredibly sad. Jeff not being friends with people he’s repeatedly called loyal in his life says more about what’s going on with him than them
I think Jeff has had good friendships with people he isn’t friends with anymore or appears like they aren’t friends. Just because they may not be friends now doesn’t mean their friendship and all the good memories they had are erased.
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