#what the fuck even is this

[decayiing-miind]

i totally forgot to post this cursed thing. this is my greatest contribution to this god forsaken fandom. [also if you saw this on tiktok or discord then hi this is my tumblr]

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#homestuck #bro strider #dave strider #baby dave strider #family guy #what the fuck even is this #why did i make it #oh yeah #i was bored and delirious as hell #hom3stuck #art #drawing #this is my 13th reason

[sirpoopepic]

Someone probably did this before

#gerard way #mcr gerard #my chemical romance #mcr memes #mcr #my chem #what the fuck even is this #my chemical gerard

[aceofstars121]

English. Spanish. Portuguese. French…

Long ago, the four languages lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the qsmp federation attacked

#post from the depths of hell aka my sleep deprived brain #qsmp #shitposting #late night ramblings #what the fuck even is this

[volatilechemicalz]

I had a dream recently where my psychologist started asking me about my friend and I just said "no" and almost slapped her in the face and then we went out into the waiting room and she said "it's okay i have a tweet for this" and went up to the printer and all that came out was raw hamburger patties and I still don't know what to think about it

#noodle talks #not art #what the fuck even is this #ishould talk about the weird scp foundation × backrooms x rottmnt dream i had one day #“your dreams tell you things about yourself” okay what the fuck does this say

[fans-on-the-run]

Dragula Season 5 — "Haunted Hotel" Floorshow

#youtube #dragula #s5 #i will never talk about anything else again #what the fuck even is this

[thedoormann]

give

#photo #i saw this at the mall today #what the fuck even is this

[canigetuuu]

dirk and john going grocery shopping with davepeta sitting in the shopping cart playing animal crossing on their 3ds while john keeps trying to sneak Limited Edition Cap'n Crunch's Halloween Crunch (Ghosts Turn Milk Green!) cereal into the cart and dirk has to fend him off with a cucumber

#inevitably the cucumber goes flying and lands in dp's lap and they vault straight into the air #they land on all fours on the ceiling and their claws get stuck in the drywall #it takes three hours to get them down #homestuck #dirkjohn #my writing #davepeta #what the fuck even is this #i couldnt go to sleep until i got this down #help

[noritaro]

Elon needs to die

#rambles #what the fuck even is this

[the-quotable-alberta-hansard]

March 25, 2024

Mr. Wright: Permit me to share with you a story that will further illustrate why it is necessary for this bill. In this story imagine that there’s a neighbourhood with 14 houses, representing Canada’s 14 different jurisdictions; 10 houses for the provinces, three for territories, and one is housed by the federal government. In this neighbourhood the federal government is known as the notorious national Karen, also known as Justin Trudeau, who is often found to be self-imposing his final say on every household in the neighbourhood. You know, this neighbour is the bane of the neighbourhood, just like Trudeau is to all Canadians. Time and time again he likes to meddle with the very framework that makes the neighbourhood what it is. On regular occasions Trudeau, in proper Karen fashion, likes to try to move the neighbourhood fences or, in the case of this story, constitutional boundaries to claim more and more authority, power, and land for himself.

One night, Mr. Chair, the neighbourhood goes to sleep, and in the morning they find that all the fences have been changed and now Ottawa’s property is significantly larger. When the other 13 neighbours look outside, they see that Ottawa has extended their fences through half their yards and in some cases even through the very hearts of their homes. Alberta and the rest of the jurisdictions go down to look at the fences, and they see a sign that reads: by declaration of Prime Minister Trudeau of Ottawa, our constitutional boundary fences have been moved in the name of the environment through Bill C-69, the plastic bans, no more roads, unrealistic clean energy regulations, the carbon tax, production caps; secondly, in the name of the greater good, enacting the unconstitutional Emergencies Act. And, lastly, due to the neighbourhood’s apathy in questioning Ottawa’s previous and continued overreach into your jurisdictional boundaries, at the bottom of the sign it reads: if you have any concerns with these changes, tough luck; we’ll see you in court, and we will punish you for questioning our decisions and authoritarian approach.

#what the fuck even is this #alberta #alberta politics #ableg #Justin Wright #Cypress-Medicine Hat #UCP #cdnpoli

[elliskat08]

Cursed out of context c.ai mgsv things

I wish for no one to question my sanity

#mgsv #ocelot #miller #c.ai #shitpost #huey #what the fuck even is this #why am I like this #lmfao #miller will always be babygirl stfu #character.ai

[layne-regrets-nothing]

okay i got curious and looked into jerkcity

my brain feels like its melting

i'm laughing at nothing

this is the greatest webcomic ive ever seen

i'm crying

#what the fuck even is this #i have no idea but it's unbelievably funny #in the stupidest way #im getting too silly #jerkcity #bonequest #spigot #shitposting because i can #go fuck yourself #etc

[takaraphoenix]

Are you aware that you gifted an E rated fic to a minor? If so, why do you find that appropriate?

No, I am not aware? I don't really write fics here tumblr, I write and post them over on AO3, where people haven't made broadcasting their biography a habit yet.

To be very frank, I find it a little strange and bordering creepy that you are aware? Like, as just mentioned, people on AO3 don't broadcast their ages as they do on tumblr. On top of that, I don't even remember when I last wrote a story for someone else who wasn't my very much adult best friend, so I'm also not sure how far back you went and what exactly you're even talking about - like, whatever this is about, you're not coming into my inbox about something I posted this week or anything recent. So you came across something I wrote I don't know how long for some stranger on the internet and somehow dug up their age (?) and then trotted from AO3 over here onto tumblr to pose this mh sounding question.

Just, trying to convey how incredibly weird this ask comes off. You do get that, right? How nosy and strange this whole thing comes off and how offensively accusatory that last sentence is.

I really don't appreciate any of that.

To close this ask off, I'd like to remind you that this is the internet and people lie. Like, people are capable of lying. I would really like to remind people of that. Even the ages in the bios here on tumblr mean virtually nothing and people can tell other people whatever they want.

#what the fuck even is this #and how much time do you have #like I don't even know when I last wrote a #a what? exchange? request? sth for someone else #been MONTHS at least #and this strange went to look for that #and went to find out the age of the person #who received that or requested that #or WHATever even that situation was #(which I don't know since anon provided nothing) #to now come into my inbox to. what exactly? #I have no clue. but I do not appreciate it

[heretherebedork]

But at no point did they discuss the actual issue of the relationship between the intern and the boss being the favoritism the office sees... and what happened to him wondering about love oh right that was a possible character flaw and we don't do that around her and why is he sad again?

This show makes no sense. They make no sense. What is even going on?! Why is it going on!? Am I supposed to care!?

This show has the emotional depth of an evaporated puddle but is trying to be a vast ocean.

#no tags here #criticism #negative #what the fuck even is this #why do i care #didn't he just agree to keep the relationship!??!

[lastweeksshirttonight]

This is an exceptionally odd video of John promoting a gig he already did in 2009 (as he mentions multiple times)... that I am sharing because Jesus Christ he is exceptionally hot in this. Why the fuck is his energy in this weird-ass video so inexplicably sexual?!

#john oliver #what the fuck even is this #this also isn't bangs appreciation hours?!? #i may have looped this a few times #Youtube

[thecodyagenda]

GUYS NEW STAR WARS LORE!!!! CLONES CAN THINK???????? I DID NOT KNOW THIS B4 DBB SAID IT!!!!!!!!! WOAH! THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING AND HAS CERTAINLY NEVER COME UP BEFORE IN STAR WARS

#/sarcasm #Star Wars #what the fuck even is this #‘the clones exist in a moral universe’ #DBB isn’t used to being asked questions beyond ‘what is momos favourite fruit?’ #sorry lol but it’s true

[ask-artsy-oncie]

I love that Tumblr isn't even relevant enough for them to include here despite so many people joining Tumblr to escape Twitter

#Twitter #But fr tho somethings.... up... #What the fuck even is this