#what the actual fuck zack-

[moonfang182-magic]

*throws moon ball* gotta catch you Moon

.... UH-

#mynightart #megaplex security puppet au #msp! gregory #golden child au #gc! gregory #what the actual fuck zack- #gregaverse #gregaverss creators

[sassylittlecanary]

Why the hell was this man allowed to be in charge of the DC movie universe for so long (or any time at all, actually).

“The character whose core trait is that he doesn’t believe in killing for deeply moral reasons also related to his own traumatic experiences should actually kill” okay cool go make a Punisher movie and leave the rest of us alone.

#irrelevant if he can’t kill??? I think the fuck NOT #what about his social involvement? funding new infrastructure and social programs? helping people in poverty? #batman does what he can to keep the streets safe. he always does his best to reform the rogues #because killing would mean that person is a lost cause. and bruce is always trying to help. he doesn’t admit lost causes #I have the deepest vendetta against this man actually #zack snyder #snyderverse #dceu #dc #batman #bruce wayne

[kazumahashimoto]

NOW I CAN BREATHE, TURN MY INSIDES OUT, AND SMOTHER ME

WARM AND ALIVE, I'M ALL OVER YOU, WOULD YOU SMOTHER ME?

#I'M UNWELL!!!!!!!!!! I'M UNWELL!!!!!!!!!!!! #i will never stop thinking about zack shoving cloud's face into his open wounds like what the fuck. wjat the fuck. what the fuck. #but okay now i can go over my thought process 😈 #so all the middle sections it's Metaphorical blood it's not actually still on his face or his hands it's The Memory of the blood #and the aerith part is referencing the scene in the forest but more specifically a piece of art i saw for it. i'll rb it after this #the fact that aerith puts her hand on the cheek where cloud had zack's blood just fucking 🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠 my mind yknow #and then the final bit is referencing advent children when sephiroth gives cloud a cut on the same side as zack's scar #so yeah 👍 fucked up world we live in #ff #ff7 #ffvii #zack fair #cloud strife #aerith gainsborough #zakkura #clerith #zerith #zack #aerith #i love fucked up and sad zaclerith it's my favorite 👍 #hh art

[vinjaryou]

"vincent and cid are sort of important, so they won't be involved much with the storyline. but zack is SUPER FUCKING IMPORTANT, so he is a vital piece."

y'know, 'cause cid wasn't a former shinra pilot who got screwed over by the aeronautics division. vincent wasn't a former turk that was shot and experimented on by shinra's head scientist. totally not important.

zack didn't have his own game already where he thought shinra was awesome and then realized they were shits and tried to escape, and ended up dying for it.

....

*slaps the star trek red shirt on zack. again.*

#don't mind me #i don't mean to be salty again after we had such a great VA panel #but these interviews with the devs are just so... deflating #vincent and cid are ACTUAL PARTY MEMBERS that we have been begging to play as FOR LITERAL YEARS #we get it. zack is important. zack also had fucking crisis core #we didn't ask for multiple timelines but i guess that's what we're getting #at least red can ride his dinner... i mean a chocobo though right? right??? #*sighs and climbs off soapbox*

[one-winged-dirty-dreams]

I was talking to Owen yesterday about how (in the ship universe) Zack has DEFINITELY dragged the 1sts to the Gold Saucer at least once. They were miserable.

So when Zack talks to Angeal about ideas for our honeymoon, he throws the Gold Saucer in there just because and Angeal immediately says

"Zack, we are NOT consummating in that STUPID hotel."

#he refuses so hard at the concept of us fucking in a tacky 'haunted' hotel room that he actually gets angry lmao #what do angels dream of #pl: zack

[dyscomancer]

if i have to hear about or see Genesis or Angeal in FF7 Rebirth I'm going to sue Tetsuya Nomura for damages

#crisis core ia a fun game but the story sucks ASSSSSSSSS y'all I'm so sorry #Genesis is one of the most vapid nothing characters ever created #literally there to make sephiroth's story more convoluted without any actual benefit #angeal is not much better #he's supposed to make zack's story less IDK LOL but ends up just being kinda Zack 2 #like god i cannot overstate how much i fucking hate what cc did to the overall narrative #from the desk #final fantasy vii #ff7 #final fantasy 7 #ff7r #ff7 rebirth

[skyburger]

"fnaf is the scariest game ever" "no its silent hill" "well i think its resident evil" everyone shut up!!!!!! youre all wrong. its actually zack & wiki quest for barbaros' treasure (on the nintendo wii) but only the level "keeper of the ice". that level scared me so bad as a kid and you can tell because its the only individual level i remember the name of off the top of my head. like there is nothing scarier than a) being chased and b) being on a time limit. and you know what this level has? BOTH OF THOSE. this level is still scary to me im like AHHHHH!!!! and then i die

#i had to google horror games after i thought really hard for silent hill and fnaf #because like. resident evil is just not a horror game in my mind... its just cool zombie game... #to be fair though. the only one i actually played a portion of was re6 which is probably the least scary one in the whole series #anyway do the kids still find silent hill and fnaf scary. i dont know. #well the former id say yes given how prevalent ps1 horror has been in recent years #fnaf i have no idea. im a massive wuss so its scary when i play it for myself #but watching someone else play them especially when i know them well isnt scary #and ive watched fnaf videos for YEARS #so i dont know. (old man voice) these damn kids... back in my day we watched markiplier scream at freddy fazbear and we LIKED it! #anyway its objectively a horror game and thata literally fine thats all i needed for this post #MY POINT HERE. my point here #IS THAT HIT ZACK AND WIKI LEVEL KEEPER OF THE ICE. IS SOOOOO SCARY #its not that scary but i see tjat level and im like 3 years old making my mom play this level for me again #and for the record yes me and my sister really did make our mom help us with z&w #she remembers helping us with frost breath the most because we like did notttttt get that one at all #and she could never remember how to do the mirrors based on what combination of stands is there (because tjeres like a few variations) #so she always had to look up a guide 😭😭 #my poor mother on fucking gamefaqs or something in like 2010... legends only #anyway if you have no idea what level im talking about (any of my oomfs reading this that isnt end) (hi end) PLEASE look up this level #and i need you to think of like a 5(?) year old making her mom play this game. #this aforementioned child is still a massive wuss as an adult btw. some things never change #anyway watch that level and think about how someone like me. whos already a scaredy cat! #imagine how someone like me felt at age 5 possibly younger playing this level #I WISH I COULD LIKE CONVEY EMOTIONS OVER TUMBLR. why cant i attach a .emotion file to this post #anyway ramble over <- hes said that like a million times today #scariest level in a game ever...!!!!! FUCK that keeper of the ice bitch im GLAD he died #muffin mumbles

[liberifatalis]

"you're practically panting"

#like what the actual fuck #this isn't banter square #he's literally flirting w zack rn #IN FRONT OF MY SALAD!! #ffvii #rebirth #sephiroth #rambles

[bittwitchy]

cw anti st*ggy and st*cky joke:

its funny how much i hate st*ggy considering i also dont like st*cky romantically

#but funnily enough i AM a steve/sam and b*cky/sam girl #but thats the one poly i wont approve of #for me u do u friends #how many tags do i have to do before it no longer shows up in tags brw #bc the fandoms for both of those ships are vile #esp when u admit to preferring sam w both of them they just get plain r*cist sometimes #i know its 20 to stay out of the tags but #will 20 also stop the flaggings from picking it up bc i dont wanna do that either #i wanna make sure your tag blocks work yknow #wtf even is sam and b/uckys pairing name #like im a b/uckyn/at aka w/interwi/dow girlie as well and they have both #is it like… w/interfa/lcon???? #why is b/uckys name first it should be sams #honestly that fandom is wild if you talk abt ships nnur ships arent the popular ones like #i woll dully admit i ship wild stuff too #not rly wild if m*rv*l cared enough to actually build the rels peoperly but like #as a comic reader im a st*ron fan and im forever mad at how they #royally fucked up sh/arons story just bc they wanted to fuck w h/ayley a/twell a known woman hater posing as a f/eminist #i do like st*ny but only when done right bc lbr… they couldnt even do theirn #friendship right enough to make cw actually impactful #and i dont understand why ‘literally was earning almost a billion per movie at the time even before they all were’ m*rv*l #chose to fuck w what cap 3 was to ‘compete w b/atman v s/uperman’ like #they had zero to worry abt ppl wont even pay attention to zacks films and pick apart anything to hate they can #ppl hate subtle storytelling which is how he storytells he hates shoving the plot in your face he wants you to overthink it #and they were launching the universe then like it was NEVER going to be a competition they just freaked tf out for no reason #losers #ima tag them now hopefully i dont end up int he tags if u have those antis blacklisted lmk if it works #anti steggy #anti stucky

[waffled-iron]

edit: nvm lol i’m good now!!!

i need help lol

I’m making a cow mask (I’ll explain later irl friends don’t come after me) and I wanna add some fur to her head and maybe her cheek area but idk how

she looks wanky ik but it’s bc she’s made with a water jug and basically paper mache that’s been painted over

she looks bald so I wanna have her hair be like poofy but yk?? idk how to cut or glue it (obviously hot glue but yk)

hellppp :(

#zack I swear to fucking god #literally our task in this art camp was to make a mask #with a bottle jug n stuff but I didn’t want it to be like humainoid #bc that’s what we had to make n stuff. also I was really liking the british white cattle sooo #it was supposed to be like for wall art but I wanted an actual mask so here she is #zack if you call me a furry I will cry /j #mask maker #furry mask #help me please #please I need help so bad #i’m so impatient #please

[ghostthefox1997]

*throws a DuskBall at you and your girl*

Avia quickly picks up a bat as Ghost and her holds it up and bats it back

"Return to sender" Avia yelled grinning as Ghost hugged her

"Yep no capture this time"

#ghostthefox #AviatheCat #no capture by pokeball #Bat was super effective #what the actual fuck zack

[mason-gaylord]

*hands over a moon ball with moon in it*

#answered ask #gregaverse #gregaverse creators #what the actual fuck Zack #oops i drew too much looks like i have to do a part 2

[accidentalshockodile]

trying to read the update, but......

i cant keep looking at him. i cant stop looking at him. has his hair always been so orange???

#paranatural #pnat update #isaac o'connor #shockodile blogs #like i have not read a single goddamn word of the actual update bc.... what the fuck? #what. what. what. why. why does goku have a moustache? im losing my goddamn MIND ZACK #cursing in tags

[followers-of-glichtrap]

Sends a unbreakable tracker pokeball set to Zack

"Dodge this"

Your going to have to be more specific

Engineer: *nods*

Shawna: yeah

Scribe: Ⴘꕤꮺ ✧𓂅ଘଘꕤᯅ ✧𓂅ᯅ✧⋈ ꮺ𓍼 ꗃ⋈ꕤ𓍼ᯅ ⌕ꕤᨒ

#fnaf #fnaf security breach #asks #fnaf sb oc #what the actual fuck zack

[noxtivagus]

i love final fantasy.

#🌙.rambles #like. uh. mostly ffxiv rn i just can't think straight bcs i just love ffxiv too much fuck but #other ffs too 😭😭 i was looking through some of my notes again n. i'm. it. IT MADE ME SO HAPPY #like yk those twt stuff from sqex or wtvr. i love squall n rinoa sm n then tidus n yuna n then #THE REST OF THEM N #n. w ff7 uh. fuck the fanwars just enjoy what you like i hate how ppl put others down. those adults can't even be mature or open-minded #n it's so disappointing but uh that aside! personally. this is for me okay. i just have a certain fondness of ships w aerith #no i don't want to talk abt ships but i didn't want to say this following thing without some context 💀 #nah okay here i don't have super strong feelings abt any of those ff7 ships but i do like the charas n the tropes #like. i like the ones w aerith more in general bcs yk she's just. gentle. i like her 🥺 but i relate to tifa quite a lot actually #OH. I DIDN'T MEAN TO RAMBLE ABT THAT WAIT #w tifa just made me rmb along w. smth in shb made me think of hehe. yk w the wol w the uh.. spoilers but smth Bad happens #i'm gna go off-topic again if i talk about emet-selch in those scenes. bro the love he has for azem n hyth n. amaurot n how he #all those. lonely thousand of years n. remembering.. 🥹 n then the honesty w the wol n he #he. hdkafjsdlkf his va's rlly did well w him n the writing made me love him so much his character's so dear to me #wait. i went off-topic again. oh w smth that happens to the wol. like w wol n the tifa can i just have a dream too of like. being saved #like no ultimately i'll save myself but c'monnnn just once 🥺 #writing the word once just always reminds me of zack fair damn hdlfkajsdfk one of my favs too hehe #head in hands i'm still so proud of alphi's chara development. n then. yk w thancred n minfilia n ryne. #n that talk w minfilia n ryne. hit. too personal. i remember. oh my god #alr i've just been rambling as i always have but atp i don't know what i'm writing abt anymore help #🥹🫶🏼 just love ffxiv so much fr. like not just ffxiv but yk what i mean. uwahh what a relief to. feel like this again at least #still stressed i just wna get that essay asap tho 😭 but yk it's lovely at least i'm rlly happy i remember again. #ffxiv's always. helped guide me in a way to rmb myself. so. please. please just listen to ffxiv's ost fr.

[mochapanda]

rebirth is cute but holy shit is the plot so fucking messy. what the hell is even going on

#i cant even use my memory of og to figure out whats happening anymore bc everything is so random and out of order #its like ok. went to cosmo canyon. found out abt the temple of the ancients from the gi bc black materia. but we dont know where it is #so now we're going to nibelhiem?? to look it up in shinras records???? #oh and also sephiroth wants the black materia now bc cloud had visions. just. out of nowhere. #also the whole thing with the weapons was so weird too????? like we just gave up that search because????? #and bugenhagen is so useless here like last time our trip actually meant smth now its like well. we'll get back to you old man. lol. #see you when aerith dies i fucking guess #never even mind the zack plot and biggs LITERALLY BEING FROM ANOTHER TIMELINE WITH DIFFERENT MEMORIES #its a mess its all a big mess none of this is cohesive. i feel bad for people who havent played the original #how would you have any slight idea about whats going on without that as a backbone