Honestly as soon as I saw Puen sleeping in a bed WITH HIS SHOES ON I knew he was completely unhinged.
So climbing into the bath, completely uninvited, with exactly 0 qualms but 100 confidence with another person you barely know? Exactly the kind of behaviour I’d expect
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Okay so I'm not generally a sports person but I can't stop thinking about all the ways the foxes revolutionized exy. For example, the way their tiny team structure made them focus on endurance and coordination rather than brute force? Amazing. And related to that, the way that they adapted by training players to fill multiple positions? That must have had huge implications for how they understood other players needs and allowed for flexibility of they needed someone's specialty in a different position (see the final game). BUT ALSO the way Kevin and Neil specifically shook up the game was insane. Kevin being ambidextrous and using it to make his moves unpredictable. Using heavyweight racquets to put more strength behind their shots. Communicating only in French so opponents don't get any warning but they're still in sync with each other. I'll bet you anything other teams were scrambling to catch up and figure out how to play like the foxes did
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Ok, so if we're under the assumption that Cellbit is the one killing the Federation workers and purposely leaving those messages for Cucurucho, I am (even more) so incredibly excited to see what the eventual "consequences" Cucurucho spoke of will end up being. Even before the murders he was going to face some sort of punishment, but adding on the steadily increasing list of things he is doing to destabilize and spread fear through the working class of the organization, I shudder to think how drastic and hard-hitting that punishment will actually end up being — I am very, VERY curious as to what they have in store for him (hopefully incredibly traumatic with lasting, emotionally painful damage... it's been so long since the feral wet cat has been properly put through the horrors and quite frankly I do kind of miss it).
Man knows he was going to take the fall, actively trying to put all of the blame onto himself to pull the brunt of the consequences of some of the recent major hijinks pulled by his fellow islanders, and now he's using this last bit of time to sow as much chaos and thin the workforce, in a way that would not bring negative fallout on the people he cares about (which Bagi is... kind of complicating as she is trying to do the exact same thing for him) as he goes out with a bang.
Obviously there's more nuances to the situation, with Cellbit definitely also using all this to... let go of his carefully crafted emotional limits (and sanity) for a bit(?), the ongoing actions of the other islanders contributing to the chaos (ex. Etoiles killing like 20 guards in his recent infiltration mission, Quackity kidnapping Fred, Foolish getting stuck in his office for several days making his coworkers think he was killed off too, and Bagi and Roier gearing up to support Cellbit in his killing spree, etc.), Cucuruchito's probable role in temporarily distracting the islanders while the Feds try to wrestle everything under control and deal with the black concrete/missing eggs situation, and more that I can't think of offhand. But, from what I can tell, the Federation is probably the most disarrayed that they've ever been since the players first arrived 7 months ago, and Cellbit is capitalizing off that moment of weakness to magnify the chaos severalfold while getting some revenge in the process before he is once again ensnared by their chains, potentially to a permanent detriment depending on what "consequences" the Federation decides to impose on him.
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Crowley, Aziraphale, and Yoko Ono
"It was love. You can't tell me that the man who wrote Help! didn't need love. It had Help in the title! Help, I need someone! He was literally asking for it!"
"That's your problem, Angel. The man who wrote that song already had it. Cynthia and Julian?? You remember we went and visited – ”
“– yes he really was the sweetest baby–”
“– good job on getting Paul involved there, by the way–”
“–yes well, but like I was saying just because he was a terrible father doesn’t mean he didn’t deserve–��
“--he was a terrible man! You saw Cynthia’s face!”
“...well. Yes. But I thought. Perhaps with the right person.”
“Angel there is no way you thought you made Yoko happen.”
“My miracle was that the biggest songwriter in the world, who was making every single lover in the world feel the love pouring out and pouring into them, heaven was OVERJOYED with him in the early days, by the way, well, I just wished that he would find someone who he deserved. Who deserved him. We all deserved that.”
“...”
“What did you do?”
“Same thing, actually.”
“No, really?? But. Huh. Do you think –”
“–yeaah, we might have come on a bit strong if we both–”
“It broke up the BAND we could have just had them have a bit of a tiff–”
“– did you know, Happiness is a Warm Gun had a real moment downstairs, I got an award–”
“Crowley! CROWLEY. Crowley.”
“Come on now Angel, it all worked out. You did love While My Guitar Gently Weeps–”
“--Harrison.”
“Oh. Here Comes the Sun, you had that on all April–”
“ALSO HARRISON.”
“...well I mean there had to have been–”
“I COULDN'T STEP OUT WITHOUT HAVING WHY DON’T WE DO IT IN THE ROAD ON BLAST–”
“-- I did like that one. Mmm. You know, Angel…”
“...what. Why are you looking at me like that. Stop it at once. Why are you coming here. I’m mad at you. ”
“You remember Come Together?”
“I am furious. I do NOT remember Come Together. Put your hand away at once. I’ve never heard the song in my life. Leave my buttons alone! Not Sexy Sadie either. Crowley if you must just let me shut the door at – oh you just miracled – is that even – anyway you mustn’t forget that I’m – god right there–”
“You know, it’s worth even more when an angel takes her name in vain.”
“If you don’t stop talking and kiss me right now I’m going to make the Kardashians talk about communism and it will all have been in vain.”
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