#what is this middle school???

[guinevereslancelot]

is there anything worse than being rejected by a potential friend 😐

#ghosted 💔💔💔 #i was like hm i haven't heard from her in a bit i should invite her to lunch :) #and she doesn't want to be my friend now bc she thinks my brother was flirting with her (he wasn't) 😭 #what is this middle school??? #girl we are grownups this isnt how you handle stuff you communicate with your words and you set boundaries 😭 #you dont just go scorched earth immediately??? wtf??? #like bullet dodged i guess but im so disappointed :( #my brother set us up as friends bc he worked with her and she said she didn't have any female friends #also she claims that literally Every guy she knows comes onto her nonstop and wont take a hint 🤔 #girl maybe you just dont know what a come on or a hint is lol #anyway sorry for ventposting just sad #personal #pls dont reblog #anyway its on me for ignoring red flags bc i was lonely 😔 #she was literally a i hang out with guys bc less drama girl i am so dumb for this #but it still hurts

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

#oh the experience of being 13 years old and seeing all my friends talking about wanting to have sex and obsessing over it #and being like 'we are all literally WAY too young to be having sex what the actual fuck are you talking about #why are you even considering it when we have much more important things to worry about. like how much middle school sucks' #you know what though. i still stand by this. that was an entirely reasonable thought to have and i WAS being normal about it #anyway #mine #asexuality

[mangozic]

archivist be upon ye

#relistening to tma again #i think the last time i’ve drawn anything related to it was like may 2020 #god it’s been a while #have been listening to the magnus protocol and my god it’s so good #but heres good old jonathan as a treat #the interest has been in deep slumber for the past 4/5 years only periodically coming back to life #i’m very normal about this podcast actually #on other note i also started a taz balance relisten #what’s up with me and revisiting my middle school fixations lately #anyways #if you’re still reading these tags i’m impressed i could never with my abysmal attention span #tma #the magnus archives #the magnus pod #jonathan sims #the archivist #tma jon #fanart #my art #digital art #illustration #doodle

[anybodyhaveaclue]

It’s been years

#twenty one pilots #overcompensate #Clancy #wait what #tyler joseph #josh dun #middle school me is thriving

[deep-space-lines]

okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.

yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything

((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))

and then they fucked nasty the end

#my art #my writing #who fuckin sent this. fuck you. come off anon so i can kick your ass. (the thoughts this ask sparked consumed almost 3 days of my life) #i dont know what this even is #i just work here #disclaimer i don't come from a particularly religious background so like. #most of my knowledge of christianity comes from when my mom sent me to vbs for cheap babysitting in middle school or absorbed via osmosis #so i have no idea what im talking about except for when i do! hope this helps #i love how i say that like i expect biblical scholars to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction #if you are a biblical scholar and you want to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction please know i am not going to read the bible for this #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #gabv1el #blood #love tagging ultrakill stuff with blood. hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

[pitsazawr]

new video on the totheark channel??????????

me and my pookie @meqtgrinder have an au where the guys are doing well, and Brian streams and records funny vlogs!!

#they are married #brim #happy brims #that's what I'll probably call this au #mh brim #marble hornets #mh #brian thomas #bwian #tim wright #and in this au Tim works as a middle school teacher #they're adults and I made Brian bigger than usual #SO UH I LIKE IT #mh brian thomas #mh tim wright #my art

[yaolmao]

rahhhh dtiys forrrrr: @lotus-pear

Closeup:

#lotuspear5kdtiys #I went overboard #I haven’t done one of these since middle school #it’s a lot of fun not having original thoughts and just draw #congrats btw!! #hands are very fun #my style has been all over the place but I do what I do #big scary bad skk #they’re so cool #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #skk #bsd #soukoku #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #bsd fanart #myart

[mangobubbletea7]

DSMP 2020: Minecraft youtubers make uncool teens learn literary analysis

QSMP 2023: Minecraft youtubers make uncool young adults learn Spanish

#/pos #I might actually use what little I learned of middle and high school Spanish classes watching these streams #with a lot of help from google translate of course #qsmp #quackity smp #quesadilla smp #dsmp #dream smp #mango speaks sometimes

[rochenn]

The Jedi Order mainly being an institution about teaching makes me sad that we never see more "Jedi classes" outside of the popular ones like martial arts, healthcare and Force wackery.

Alongside basic language and science education etc there have to be at least some trade and college courses on offer, right? The Jedi need a bunch of their own people with law degrees. Proper pedagogy studies for future crèchemasters. Cooks. Managers. All types of engineers. Electricians. Accountants. Researchers. How many Jedi hold a doctorate or professorate? Because I think a large number of them do. Their databanks are filled with millennia of dissertations. You can still find Yoda's articles from 500 years ago and cite them in your history research paper.

The Order just having its own micro-economy going on and every member getting their own regular job education next to all the lightsaber swinging adventures... pls

#like idk... mace actually has a phd in chemistry #what if yoda passed the fucking coruscant bar exam 700 years ago and now is a veritable law historian for the post-ruusan era #LIKE!!! #comedy potential but also so cool #it would also make the war so much more jarring bc now the padawans simply don't get to have a job that isn't “soldier“ #imagine being in the middle of ur nice little social science major as a 20-smth padawan and then the war starts #and your courses are spontaneously switched to officer candidate school type shit #:/

[anna-scribbles]

13 y/o adrien agreste looked at his dumpster fire life and said “middle school would fix me” and he was right

#to be fair he also became a superhero which he didn’t plan and that also aided in fixing him #and to be even fairer none of it actually fixed him. but the point still stands i think #has everyone ever thought abt everything that happened to adrien when he was thirteen. #(i’ve been thinking about it) #imagine your mom dies and you’re like i have to go to public middle school right now or else i’m going to explode #what a guy. okay i have to fr do my work now #ml #anna rambles #thirteen

[keithbutgay]

What do you mean the irl Edogawa Ranpo was gay. What do you mean he traveled with his boyfriend researching the history of homosexuality in Japan. What do you mean they had a competition on who could find the most books about gay sex. WHAT DO YOU MEAN-

#what do you mean he was inspired by and slightly attracted to Edgar Allen Poe and chose the pen name Edogawa Ranpo after him #what do you mean he told his middle school crush that he wanted to eat him platonically #what do you mean he finished and published the rest of his boyfriend's work on the history of gay after he died #what do you mean i haven't slept because ive been researching gay mystery writers #bsd irl #edogawa ranpo #bungou stray dogs #bsd #ranpoe

[cheri-pon]

Snake but if he wore zero suit samus fit 🧍

#yall know how cring I felt drawing this??? #I prevailed tho #it’s what middle school me would’ve wanted #mgs #metal gear solid #mgs solid snake #solid snake #mgs fanart #metal gear solid fanart

[aiikuraa]

Colored version of Paimon's likeability comic ｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡

#at first I was just colored the first page for school assignment #and then I just decided to color the whole thing ╮⁠(⁠＾⁠▽⁠＾⁠)⁠╭ #sorry if the coloring look weird #I randomly decided to change my coloring style in the middle of coloring this #what in hell is bad #what in hell is bad paimon #what in hell is bad leraye #what in hell is bad solomon #whb #whb leraye #whb paimon #whb solomon #happy new year #what in 'hell' is bad #what in 'hell' is bad prettybusy #whb comics #manga coloring

[macksartblock]

could you do some gothcleats? pretty please

anyone else haunted by snowballs at school dances? no? just me okay

#i'm aware what time it is but idc i did this while updating baldurs gate lmao #dndads #dungeons and daddies #gothcleats #lincoln li wilson #scary marlowe #one school dance is not enough i know my school had a few a year but i *know* american schools LOVE dances let them be awkward and have fun #norm would be scheming he'd have written their names on that fucking clipboard #he and taylor would bring it right to erica like call em girl please #for anyone who doesnt know what a snowball is this makes no sense but essentially #there'd be two clipboards by the dj: one for music one for names paired together for slow dances #every so often the dj (another student) would slow down the music and call 'snowball' meaning EVERYONE would form a big circle #and the pairs called would move into the centre for the slowdance portion it was MORTIFYING #(this was middle school not high school but still #my artwork

[toytulini]

listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good' #like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches' #'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty? #you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

[andry-di]

#wednesday #wednesday addams #bianca barclay #divina #enid sinclair #yoko tanaka #wenclair #comics #ad23 #i was planning to draw enid's reflection on yoko's glass but i got lazy #for I don't know what reason in middle school my math teacher went on a long tirade of how a proper hand kiss is done #and how much historically inaccurate some movie were on the matter