#what if it’s a weird ass video you know 🤨

[imaginaryhl]

I need a plus 1

Harry(w2s) x OC

WC: 2K

Warning: cursing

Summery: Alex is going to an event and Harry is out of town, and she's being hit on while she's at the bar.

Circa 2021

SIDEMEN Group chat

A: Who's free on the 7th

T: Not me

Why

E: I have a thing for gymshark

V: I'm visiting my family

A: I have an event and I don't want to go alone 😩 

S: I'm out of town

J: me too, Freya and I are going on a weekend trip

T: Is Harry busy that day

A: Yes, he has a family thing

I don't want to go alone

V: then don't go

A: Have to

Its for a sponsor

JJ: what kind of event?

S: you're free but you want to know what kind of event it is before you say yes

A: Its a fashion show with an after party

E: Harry's lacking 🤨

JJ: maybe…

H: 🖕🖕

I tried to cancel on my family but I couldn't 

My mum would've killed me

A: True true 

I was on the same call

Almost killed me for missing out

JJ: well I'm in 🤷‍♂️

how much will you give me?

A: Fuck you JJ

I'm going solo

V: lol

I'm screenshoting this and posting it on Twitter 

Alex's stans will have your ass JJ

S: YES! Another war between the ur fans

JJ: come on now you know I was joking

A: I don't know, do I? 

🤨🤨

JJ: fine

I'm sorry Alex can I come with you please 🙏🏼

A: Oh my god Of course you can JJ I can't belive THE ksi is coming with me 😊

T: you lot are crazy 

And thats how JJ ended up being Alex's plus one at the fashion show. Alex dreamed of having a fashion show for her brand one day, to have a runway with models wearing her clothes and everything. She's had launch parties before for her drops but nothing to this scale. 

Her and JJ were dressed to the nines, they walked the small red carpet at the event. Posing together and separately.  JJ had his arm around her back as he took the role of leading Alex around, always protective of her plus Alex doesn't always do well in big crowds.

The duo had front row seats, they sat next to each other, chatted together and to those next to them, with someone always snapping pictures and videos of the popular YouTubers. Photos were already circulating online, Harry would pop into his Twitter account every now and then to see how they're doing. 

“This is weird.” JJ whispered to Alex. 

“Yeah, it can be overwhelming sometimes.” Alex said and looked around the room with a smile. “Maybe one day it'll be my show.”

“Its a when, not maybe or if or any of that.” JJ said and squeezed her for a moment, a smile on both their faces.

After everyone was settled the show began, Alex was so focused on the show and models it amused JJ. He took a video of her and you could see her frown a little in focus, but she noticed him and subtlety flipped him off and that had him stifling his laughter.

Over all they had fun and went on to the after party, JJ wasn't drinking due to his training, and Alex doesn't drink that much when she's around a lot of people she doesn't know. 

In the mix of people the friends split as they were mingling with people some they knew and far more they didn't know, making connections and networking (forever working). Alex found herself by the bar ordering a cocktail, she was between conversations and her throat was dry from all the talking and laughing, she was looking around as she waited for the bartender to get her order.

“You looking for your boyfriend?” A voice saved, she looked to her left and saw a man she doesn't know, by his accent she knew instantly that he's American.

“My boyfriend?” She was confused by his question, knowing that Harry wasn't in London at all.

“The dude you came with.” He nods to a general direction she presumes JJ is, she laughs lightly, it's been a long while since someone mistaken one of the boys as her boyfriend(there's always speculations online and the odd old person they meet while filming).

“No, JJ's my best friend.” She told him and looked at the bartender, he was finishing some other drinks. One thing about this event: they had far too little staff for the number of people attending.

“Oh, lucky me.” He smirked in what he presumed a sexy move but for Alex was a bit cringe.

“Lucky no one, I hate to say this but I presume you don't know who I am-”

“No, I heard from someone your name’s Alex and you have one of the biggest YouTube channels in the UK.”

Mystery man said, sounding proud of himself, Alex took a deep breath and sighed slowly.

“Ok-ay, you look like a nice lad and everything-”

“Wait don't finish, I was going to ask you anyways, my names Jason, and of course you can have my number-”

“What! No-”

“Better yet we can follow each other on Instagram-”

“Jaso-”

“I'm staying here for a week-”

“Mate shut u-”

“How about we go out for a date?”

“If you'd let her finish, you'd know that she's not interested.” JJ said coming up from behind her protectively, he stood beside her with his shoulder coming up in front of Alex, blocking her a little.

“What? I'm sorry we were having fun, and I think she was about to agree to go on a date with me.” That bastard wouldn't back down or take a hint it seemed even if it was written right in front of him.

“Oh believe me she was about to say no, and you better hope no one noticed or took photos of you annoying her because if that happened, not my fans, not her fans but her boyfriends fans would have your head. And there's a lot of them.” JJ told him sternly, the guy scoffed, took Alex's drink that was just placed down, drowned it and scattered away with his tail between his legs. “Can't leave you for five seconds.”

“What did I do? He was an asshole who wouldn't shut up.” Alex huffed and rolled her eyes.

“I was serious though, about the Harry's fans thing.” JJ said and they both started walking around, doing a final round around the room before they'll leave.

“Its not the fans I'm worried about.” Alex muttered knowing how Harry can get jealous sometimes, he'll kick himself for not coming. He doesn't like these kinds of events anyway, usually Alex goes with one of her friends. Females more than males but this time no one was free to come, but he hates when people hit on her and rightfully so. 

***

No one took a picture of what happened, but a video made its way online. You can't hear what's being said but Alex's face says it all, she looks uncomfortable and you can see him cutting her off and how frustrated the female got, she was slightly leaning back as well. Theories were made online, body language experts dissected the short video to bits and Harry's fanbase were pissed. They may have hated Alex when they found out they were dating, but it's been proven that she makes Harry happy and that she's the one for him and thus they became protective of her. Their fan bases are basically one.

Once Harry saw the video on Twitter, he's been tagged over and over again, he called Alex and when she didn't pick up he called JJ.

“It's for you.” JJ said handing Alex the phone, she picks up after seeing her boyfriend's name on the screen.

“Hi.”

“Hey, Lexy.” Harry greeted. “Did you guys leave?”

“Yeah, we're going back to ours, JJ and I will have dinner there.” She informed him, JJ was looking at her expectedly, and he knew why Harry was calling.

“That's fine, that's fine… and are you okay?”

“yeah, I'm fine, we had fun today.” Alex looks at JJ and raises an eyebrow.

“Until someone hit on you I presume.” 

“Until someone hit on me and couldn't take a hint.” JJ suppressed a laugh, he was proven right, he couldn't blame Harry, he would've done the same thing. “But don't worry, JJ helped me handle it.”

“Yeah, I saw in the video… I wish I was with you.” Harry's voice lowered a bit.

“It's fine Harry, I mean I would've loved if you'd come but its not your thing and that's fine, we've talked about it before.” Alex tries to comfort her boyfriend.

“I know, I know, I just don't like when someone tries to flirt with you.” 

“I get you completely… Look, let's talk about it later okay?”

“Yeah, sure, I'll call you before I go to bed.”

“Okay, love you Harry.”

“Love you too, Lexy.”

“Bye.”

“Bye.”

“He took it better than I expected.” JJ said taking his phone back, they were closing in on Alex and Harry's place.

“Believe me he's pissed, he's just too far to do anything.”

***

Alex was right. Sort of…

Harry was pissed, he didn't like what happened one bit. And yes he was too far, but with his brother and sister edging him on he did something from his place in Guernsey. He took to his Instagram that he doesn't really post on anymore.

He posted unseen photos of him and Alex in lovey dovey poses and some sexy ones as well, the internet went crazy with this, it was taken as a direct response to what happened that night. And jealous Harry made everyone so happy, the fans LOVED it. 

The Sidemen chat was on fire.

E: oh my god bogg!!!

V: wtf have i just seen 😳

T: you lot need jesus 🙏 🙌 

JJ: *VN of him laughing hysterically*

J: no one piss Harry off again

S: no 

its don't come near Alex again

V: tbh I think fans will try to get him jealous to see more pics like that

E:I need to wash my eyes with holy water

T: why are they not responding

A: Harry's on his way back

And I'm currently hiding in a hole

J: u didn't know he'll post those

A: Fuck no i didn't

Best believe I was surprised when I got a notification from Instagram that he posted smth 

JJ: this makes it so much better 😂😂

A: My family is coming for a visit next week 😭😭

S: you're dead

E: no he's dead

Rip to Harry

J: rip 

Will u take his shares of sidemen

A:No? I wish 

His family I think

V: better get married before he dies then

T: mate have you met Harry 😂

A: You know we started dating when he was 20

its been 5+years since we started dating and my finger is without 💍

J:tell him to hurry up

JJ: that's what Freya has been saying

S: mate you're the last person to talk

A: Anyways pray for us My family group chat is blowing up

S: strategic move from his part to post and then disappear 

E: bro knows whats waiting for him

🥲😭

Incoming call 

*Harry ❤*

H: Hey

A: Hey

H: I'm 30 minutes from home

A: okay, food will be ready when you arrive

H: thanks

*silence*

H: I'm sorry I posted without telling you, but I couldn't help it, I was pissed off and then Rosie and Josh were egging me on and-and it j-just slipped.

A: Okay I'm ignoring the slipped part, because slipping didn't make you press Instagram and click the post button, choose multiple pictures before posting. 

Anyways I'm not mad Harry, I wish you would've given me a heads up, told my family to not look, but I'm 100% not mad.

H: thank god, I thought you'd be mad at me

A: If I was, I wouldn't make your favourite food.

H: you're an angel

A: say that after we see my family next week.

H: can't we cancel

A: no can do, they're in London for a wedding, and they'll come over to our house… you can come late or something but you have to see them.

H: I'm scared to open your brothers texts

A: me too

H: open them together?

A: definitely 

H: see you in abit love

A: see you my green boyfriend 

H: come on n-CLICK

#sidemen #sidemen imagine #sidemen one shot #harry lewis x oc #harry lewis one shot #harry lewis imagine #harry le2is #w2s x oc #w2s imagine #w2s one shot #w2s #harry w2s #sidemen 8th member #8th member

[asdear]

Here's a random 3 AM, sleep-deprived brain dump because why tf not?

I'm sure y'all can agree with me that this man is a canon schizophrenic...

(The pic above isn't mine)

I'm subscribed to TheProfessional on YouTube, and today, I was watching his older Cayo Perico videos and streams, simply for some nostalgia. But then when I was listening to Pavel's lines in the videos, I forgot how much weird shit he sometimes says.

Even when watching one of Pro's Cayo Perico stream videos, at one point, there was one of those black message things that you see when loading online. This one mentioned the Kosatka submarine, and how Pavel was "insane enough to live there."

Rockstar especially knows that Pavel is insane af (but we still love him lmao)

Also, I did the crazy thing of looking up schizophrenia symptoms, and from what I found, these symptoms seem to fit Pavel:

- Social isolation (Poor Pavel probably doesn't interact with many people, other than us, "Mini Madrazo," and the heist crew members you can hire for the heist. 🥺)

- Compulsive behavior (This could also just be him acting traumatized from his past life or something, but he has an obsession with destroying items we steal for the heist, even if these items are impossible for El Rubio to track down in the first place. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if he does other compulsive things that we don't see.)

- Easy excitability (I've always noticed that he's way too optimistic and excited to rob Rubio lol.)

- Child-like behavior (Y'all ever get child-like behavior vibes from him sometimes... because I do?)

- Paranoia (He always demands that we destroy shit, or Rubio would "track us down.")

- Circumstantial speech (This basically means that he says stuff that digresses from the main point of the topic/conversation. Like an example from the game: in the demolition charge prep, he'll talk about what to do when you get to the house, but at one point, he'll just randomly talk about his uncle. He does this a few times in some preps.)

- Saying weird stuff ("We could try to sex with a blue whale." "The water was so cold, I used my nipples to cut through the grate." Yes, he actually says these things. 🤨)

- Ignoring basic everyday tasks, like hygiene (This isn't canon/known, but I wouldn't be surprised if he does this. I mean, his clothes are always dirty and stained, so I guess he doesn't pay attention to his hygiene.)

Also, combine these with the fact that he doesn't think his behavior is strange, and he especially doesn't act like he's aware of his behavior.

I'm highly convinced he's canonically dealing with schizophrenia.

Doesn't matter to me, though. That doesn't change the fact that I have a huge ass crush on him. 🫣❤️

#don't mind my random infodump about a fictional Russian man #i'm just bored and tired ok #infodump #brain dump #gta #grand theft auto #gta online #grand theft auto online #pavel gta #daddy pavel #cayo perico #schizophrenia #mental illness

[lady-lazagna]

Top 5 blOrbOs??????

blOrbOs?????? scrugkly schmungklies?????? fuckin uhhhh dickheads??????

Tsubasa Otori of Beyblade fame

I'm gonna hold him tightly in my palms until he's warm enough to be moulded like beeswax. Little Lazagna didn't know what hit her when she saw this angsty fucking idiot grace her screen at age 7/8. Other than the obvious autism pack bonding, I think me liking him has lasted this long because he's just fucking weird. Literally flying through the sky, being a dramatic bitch in every situation, going 🤨📸 at a random woman he thought was going to kill herself at the beach, etc. Also, once I projected the "outside looking in" beam onto him, he became even more relatable!!! :D

Shun Kazami of Bakugan fame

I'm pretty sure this is just... the same as Tsubasa. The two occupied the same space in my brain for many years until Bakugan pushed Beyblade out for a while. Shun is a cool, always serious, incredibly strong dude with a sad backstory and nice long hair, and that's all Little Lazagna looked for in her favs. Once I projected the autism beam onto his anti-social ass, it was all over for him. He still sticks around even now that Beyblade is the main thing... the hatman who joins me for drinks...

Fluttershy of My Little Pony fame

When I was 11 I was watching a Nostalgia Critic video and someone said "Fluttershy is the cutest!!" and that is it. That's why she's a fav. I heard her name before I even watched the show and that was just it. From a Nostalgia Critic video. But I still stand by it, Fluttershy is the cutest. Though I do wish she'd fucking thrashed her bitch pet bunny in those earlier seasons; Angel was a cunt.

Marceline of Adventure Time fame

Uhhh she's cool and hot and has a sad backstory and nice hair. And I like her singing voice. And now she's bisexual. She just slays in every way.

Ed Sheeran

Girl, you know I want your love Your love was handmade for somebody like me Come on now, follow my lead I may be crazy, don't mind me Say, boy, let's not talk too much Grab on my waist and put that body on me Come on now, follow my lead Come, come on now, follow my lead

#i'm in love with the shape of you #etc etc #ask game

[jalluzas-ferney]

I will never uundertanad how people care about like..inclusive language. Like in the way that they act bothered by it. Like mf why does it bother you? How does it affect you? It always feels like people simply feel attacked by the simple inclusion of other people into a conversation or anywhere really. And that applies to many other things. Like when people start calling a video game woke or whatever cuz you can choose to have a same sex relationship or there’s a person of color. Hell even a little lgbtw flag or whatever. It’s like when people say all lives matter when somone brings the BLM subject in. It’s like…mf this isn’t an u. Stop taking everything personal.

And going back to the language thing. Like as a cis girl. It does not affect in a single way if someone uses any kind of gender inclusive language? Like if someone says “person w a vagina” like sure? Idc. Like I reaaallllyyy don’t care. Don’t careee. I’m a person. I have a vagina. Yeah they’re referring to me. I still feel like a woman. I feel sure in my gender. I feel strong in my identity. Like damn cis people have to learn to be sure of their identity. Be more confident in your gender bruh.

Like duh people who get offended by inclusive language are really just simply bigots but I feel like it’s still happens with people who claim to support certain groups- but then act annoyed if someone talks an inclusion as if it’s a personal attack on them or people do it for the sake of annoying ppl. I remember I was in this shitty theatre class where instead of theatre kids there were a bunch of popular kids who joined to not do anything- and the teacher walks in- he was very weird btw- like in the way he thinks he’s super wise and he makes you think he’s wise but then a year later you like damn what a fraud - anyways;

He walks in and he’s like - “oh, now we are not allowed to say ladies and gentlemen because it’s not inclusive “ or smth like that, and the rest of the kids are like “uuughh🙄🙄🙄😒😒” and I just stood there like- girl? 💀

I know damn well you pulled that out of your ass cuz no one is forcing you to not say ladies and gentlemen. Ik damn well the school doesn’t give a fuck and neither of the parents. He probably saw it on the internet and took as “oh now I’m FORCED to say NOT ladies and gentlemen 🙄 wow the audacity of these annoying humans” like bro no one is putting you at gun point.

And even if someone said, “yeah you should change the intro and say smth else other than ladies and gentlemen” is it really that deep? Like to complain? It’s an intro. I really dgaf. Again. As a cis girl. I’m already included so it doesn’t nessecarilly affect me. But neither does anything else. Mf just say welcome students teacher and parents or whatever? Bruh I dunno it really isn’t that deep to groan ab- it simply respect 🤨

It’s like those Disney adults complaining ab doesn’t saying “welcome dreamers “ ….like yeah it’s pretty on theme. And again. How does it affect you. Your a dreamer, aren’t you? Unless your not lmao which if that’s the case that’s pretty miserable ngl.

Anyyywaayssss

Sorry for the rant but like I just keep seeing it everywhere and I just needed to blow some steam off. It’s so stupid. It really is .

#lgbtqia+ rights #lgbt+ #lgbt #lgbtqplus #lgbt pride #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtq community #inclusivity #trans inclusive feminism #feminism #trans rights #transgender #trans pride #rant #inclusive language

[eggthew]

I have 3 episodes left of hazbin hotel. thoughts so far. They're not anything special im just rambling

keep in mind im sleepy and also not present enough to like. be having Proper thoughts. Also I know very little about visviepop/hazbin/helluva, only what's been put in front of me

the premise isnt really anything special. that being said I've seen a lot worse. this isnt necessarily a criticism, you can redo things, but the "angels are the evil ones actually" like I had a supernatural special interest. first time I've seen the "the first woman created was lilith and she rejected adam" thing though. idk i don't watch a lot of religious themed stuff

The main beef I have with the story is like. They have the premise there but theyre not addressing how it GOT to be like that. Theyre only focusing on how they're trying to solve it. Sure charlie is trying to change it NOW, has been for at least a couple of years, but what about before then?? what made her think this way?? When no one else seems to care about redemption? Some world building please. Unless thats been convered by helluva boss but i dont wanna watch a while ass other show to know what's happening.

And whats up with her and her dad, what drove them apart so much, and it seemed like there was nothing connecting them at all and then they were like "im so greatful to have you I always have been"

"Oh but youre only half way through season one of course its not all getting answered straight away" to me it felt like it all got addressed and resolved in one song. Idk. Normally dads and daughters with complicated relationships really get to me no matter what the show is but I was just kinda like eh.

A couple of characters got decent Character Moments, from the top of my head angel, husk, radio guy and other overlord guys, but a lot of the other Character Moments just kinda. didn't feel like a lot. Vaggy im so sorry what they did to you. Both your character development and your name oh my god

Dads wings looks really cool

the character designs are. :/ a lot of them have so much potential, but are either Way Too Much or Way Too Little. please break charlies colours up Please. I like angel's design👍 EXCEPT. he looks nothing like a spider not even a stylised one. commit to the bit if youre gonna have a bit. Where's his spider ASS. and with such varying characters a lot of them sure do look the same. somehow.

I like the songs 👍 very catchy and the singers sounded really good. Idk shit abiut music but it sounded nice :)

art style isnt my favourite but thats just personal preference. Im already getting used to it. The animation was weird sometimes? But its been a while since I've watched an actual 2d cartoon that isnt sonic x and also. Ive heard about the working conditions. I dont blame them. And once again it could just be bc im not used to it and am super tired. Eyes were NOT focusing

Im intrigued and/or fond by a lot of the characters. Once again theres enough there that makes me 👀 but theyre just never explanded on or explored. I get the episodes are short but you cant continue to show some stuff through the season??? show the ongoing battle of video vs radio???

Theres some other story stuff im 🤨 about but im assuminb they'll be explained so im not gonna complain about them. Looking at you, Alistor

As everyone has said very much is like "little kid found out they can say bad words and sprinkle it in to every sentence" I felt like I was in year 8 again abdjdkd

Fun to watch with friends

#egg talks

[wasteland-lover]

Naylo, loml, could you pretty please briefly summarize the first three seasons of Stranger things so I can just jump into the fourth?? Please and thank you

Here are some things I know already:

Steve is a man whore apparently but also basically the babysitter? Nancy has a gun? That dude with the bowl cut is gay for Mike but Mike likes Eleven? Aren't Lucas and Max together?

I'm really scratching my head here.. although I guess I could just google it...

I don't wanna binge watch the first 3 seasons cause I know Eddie's not in them. I am totally not a simp, and I enjoy things normally btw

Abby, moon to my stars, imma try my best to summarize everything (im sorry it’s hella long😭)

here is also a video that you can watch that will summarize everything much easier :)

season one:

- so this group of kids (mike, lucas, dustin, and will) love to play dungeons and dragons. one night after coming home from mike’s house, will missing without a trace

-like the next night, mike, lucas, and dustin find this mysterious bald-headed girl named eleven who escaped from dr.brenner, a man she called papa and the head scientist of the lab she escaped from. the boys feel like eleven’s appearance is somehow connected to will’s disappearance

-will’s mom and older brother, joyce and jonathan, are both very distraught by will’s death but joyce kinda goes crazy over it

- meanwhile sometime time later mike’s older sister nancy and her friend barbra go to a small party hosted by nancy’s boyfriend steve (who’s popular at their school and is basically a bully at this point). at that same party, while steve and nancy are off having sex (😒), barbra also goes missing w/out a trace

-it’s also important to mention that jonathan was in the woods taking pictures and happened to stumble upon steve’s house where he took pictures of steve and nancy from the window (hella weird). ones of his pictures depicts a strange figure near barbra right before she disappeared

- felling guilty over her friend’s disappearance, nancy goes to jonathan in hopes of trying to figure out the disappearances (this is where she get all badass and starts messing w/ guns and shit). together they figure out how that that strange figure in one of his photos has something to do with it

-it’s also important to mention that the kids figure out that eleven had telekinetic powers (i forgot how but this is important)

-back w/ joyce, she’s going frantic over her son and is convinced that he’s somehow still alive (even thought his dead body was “found”) and is trying to talk to her through the lights

-through will’s perspective, we see that he’s stuck in an alternate dimension called the upside down where everything’s the same but it’s basically a dark and hazy ghost town with demonic creatures all over the place. unlike barbra, he managed to survive and hide out in the alternate version of his home where is was able to send his mom a signal through the lights

-due to joyce’s persistence, the the leader of the disappearance cases and cheif of police, hopper, goes to the morgue and cuts open will’s dead body to find out that the “body” isn’t real and is just a dummy full of stuffing. this leads to him actually believe her and them teaming up to find out what the hell is going on

-it’s kinda not really improvement to mention that steve and nancy find out about the weird ass pictures jonathan took of them and Steve fought him about it. nancy was defending jonathan tho (bc they became friends over the course of that mystery solving) and steve is like🤨.

-back w/ the kids, i don’t really remember wtf is going on with them but just know the lab she escapes from is out to get her

-something something later jonathan and nancy are in joyce’s house fighting a demogorgan, one of the weird demonic things from the upsized down that came through a gate (like a portal that connects the two words). steve shown up all of a sudden to apologize to nancy and teams up w/ them to beat the shit out of the demogorgon. this leads to him kinda joining their little team

-yeah im ngl the earlier seasons are really fuzzy to me bc i watched them back in like 2017. just know that eleven is presumed to be dead and they end up getting will back. also joyce and hopper found out that this government research center called hawkins lab had something to do with the will’s disappearance and the creation of the upside down (i forgot how💀)

season two:

-i don’t really remember much from this season but just know that this season takes place like a year later. something called the mind flayer possessed will from his upside down days and started controlling him more and more

-it is revealed to the audience that eleven is actually alive and hopper basically unofficially adopted her. they have been secretly in a cabin in the woods bc the lab is still looking for her😪

-meanwhile this girl names max and her racist ass older step-brother billy are new to hawkins. billy basically has beef w/ steve bc he wants to take his place as the “king of hawkins high” and max becomes friends w/ lucas, dustin, and mike

-it’s important to mention that will is basically bedridden cuz he’s sick (even tho it’s really just the miss flayer eating away at home from the inside)

-joyce goes to one of the doctors of hawkins lab (i forgor his name but he’s important in season 4) and is like “what’s wrong with my boy🤨???” and he basically says it’s relay to the upside down

-back w/ hopper and eleven, they get into a fight and she runs away from home. she ends up in some city where she finds her sister who also grew up with her him the lab and has powers. on her little soul searching journey, eleven finds out that her real name is jane and she had a mom but the lab gave her shock therapy making (bc she tried to find her daughter) this making her go crazy

-back in hawkins, nancy and steve breakup. in an effort to get her back he shows up to her house to apologize where he meets dustin (this is where he get a character arc and people start calling him the babysitter) and gets dragged along to help him and his find his pet baby demogorgon (bc he had that for some reason???) before it terrorizes the town

-anyways i think it’s joyce and hopper who find out that the reason the mind flayer had such a hold on will is bc there’s a gate to the upside down that’s still open (and the only one who can close it is eleven)

-anyways eleven comes back from her lil trip and steve is left watching the kids (mike, dustin, lucas, and max) while joyce is off with will and hopper takes eleven to close the gate w/ her powers

-while steve is with the kids, billy shows up outta nowhere looking for his step-sister. he storms in the house and starts besting the shit outta steve (cuz remember they got beef) and once he’s done w/ steve he immediately starts attacking lucas for handing around max (he told her not to hand out with “his kind” some time earlier)

-anyway max ends up being the one to put billy down and the gang and up stealing his car to go set fire to this thing thats attracting the demogorgans (idk i forgot about allat)

-and then eleven closes the gate and will gets unpossessed and everything is good🙂

season three:

-okay so everything isn’t really all that good

-so there’s a really big mall that opens up in town and steve, having graduated high school, gets a summer job where we meet his coworker robin

-i forgot to mention that mike and eleven and lucas and max got together back in season two

- dustin finds some message in russian and he, steve and robin are able to decode it. this leads them to find out that the mall is actually a cover up for a russian operation going on underneath it. also note that lucas’s younger sister erica tags along w/ them and becomes a main character

-in this season, nancy and jonathan are relevant again and are dating. they have an summer job as interns for a newsletter and after some investigating, they find out that the mind flayer is still possessing people

- joyce and hopper also somehow figure out that russians are involved w/ the upside down stuff and basically abduct a russian scientist they found in a secret lab. they go to the town theory conspirator murray who is able to translate what the russian guy is saying

-billy is off somewhere and ens up being the first person fully possessed by the mind flayer. through him, the flayer is able to possess more and more people

-the kids figure out something’s up and end up teaming w/ nancy and jonathan to figure out what’s going on

- back with steve and dustin anc all of them, steve and robin end up getting kidnapped and the russian guys are like “who do you work for😡” and steve’s like “an ice cream shop😩” and then they just beat the shit outta him and drug them up so they can be tortured for information. dustin and erica save them before that happens tho and they all escape back to the mall

-the scientist guy w/ joyce and hopper and Murray lowkey ends up siding w/ them and confesses how to get to the russian lab where they’re experimenting with another open gate to the upside down

-the scientist guy ends up getting killed off and hopper, joyce, and murray go off undercover to the lab to close the gate

-back with nancy and them, all the possessed people (except billy) basically morph into the gross blob that personifies the mind flayer chases them down

-(not important but good to know) while robin and steve are all drugged up and he ends up confessing to her that he has a crush in her she she’s like “mm no🤭🏳️‍🌈” and basically admits that she’s lesbian. i also forgot to mention that will and mike got into a fight way earlier in the season bc all will wanted to do was hang out w/ his original friends and play d&d but mike wanted to hang out with his girlfriend eleven. all of a sudden mike was like “it’s not my fault you don’t like girls🤬” which basically tells us that will is gay

-ANYWAYS everyone finds themselves at the mall so they can close the gate. the big gross mind flayer thing is still hunting then down but billy sacrifices himself to save them. his lil sacrifice doesn’t really do shit and eleven ends up being the one killing it(💀). it’s makes her loose her powers

-back with joyce and her little group, her and hopper are left having to close the gate but hopper has to go down and fight some russian guy trying to killing them. joyce is left having to close the gate by herself while hopper is hella close to it. this leaves the audience to assume that he’s dead (in season 4 it’s revealed that he’s not dead and was actually just captured by russians)

-at the end of the season it shows all the kids helping joyce, will, and jonathan move out of their house bc they’re tired of dealing with everything. eleven is also going to live with them bc her surrogate dad (hopper) is “dead”

that pretty much all i can remember. it turned out hella long so i don’t expect you to read all of this🚶🏿‍♂️

#not proofread at ALL #tbh i would recommend just watching the show #it’s actually hella good and there just so much stuff that it’s better to just watch to understand #anyways im tired asf but imma still stay up to read🙈 #wasteland asks🐀 #abby

[kimchunsgha]

i powered through ador’s statement 💪 but now i think i’ve lost a few brain cells from reading through the entire thing. honestly i felt like the explanation for cookie was something i’d write for literature when asked to analyse something and not knowing what to write about — essentially it reads like bs. actually the explanation for all of the songs feel like bs to me… the statement said that the album’s main objective was to “reflect [their] vision of the relationship between artists and fans and between creators and consumers”… LITERALLY NO ONE could tell that that’s their main direction of the album from the songs (anger directed at ador btw) anyway, my point is that their explanations were completely just making non-existent connections.

but that’s not my main point (and this ask is already so long)! my main point is that the statement’s emphasis of the song’s “innocence” and “wholesomeness” when it’s literally anything but. the outfits, the overall styling, the expressions they put on, the music video itself. nothing looks innocent? where’s the wholesomeness? and to consider things “in a wider context”, as the statement said, with those lyrics, that concept, it’s not a weird connection to make about the meaning the song. plus knowing who’s in charge of the girls and the AGE of these girls… it’s not weird at all for us to be concerned for them. THEN add this weirdass explanation for the song, it’s just… very sus 🤨 like the fact that they emphasised the innocence? but that innocence is nowhere to be found in the music video and the styling IT’S JUST SO SUS OF ADOR LIKE???? it’s just so mind-boggling that ador would put out a statement that’s so obviously a lie and people are eating it up wtf

first of all... anon thank you for making it through the whole statement i was so pissed off that i simply couldn't! but i also did read the song explanation bc that statement was so fcking long i was just reading it for that but truly it was bs... it was actually what inspired me to make all of those annoyed posts yesterday and also the innocence and wholesomeness parts throughout the whole thing threw me off they are really trying to push the fact that their intentions were pure when in fact they weren't and we all know that but them trying to like get out of this one is quite hilarious (not in the best way) and yeah truly everything abt that song is not innocent and obviously i wouldn't get that especially bc the mv doesn't show us that nor their outfits and etc like the vibes are not wholesome and i hate that people are buying this company's bs just so they can use this stupid ass statement to keep supporting this group and saying that we are the ones in the wrong for the criticism and wanting to keep these girls safe! it's all very weird and honestly i'm afraid abt what could come next but truly it blows my mind how people know everything about the company min heejin the lyrics and etc and still support this group! i know the girls are talented but i wouldn't like to support a group where minors are being put in these situations..... sigh anyways thank you for sending this and explaining everything i genuinely couldn't do it ! i hope you have a nice day <3

#asks #anon #long post

[taylorkellyreporting]

i hope no one minds if i liveblog this bitch: clickbait

tried watching this when it came out and lost interest within the first two minutes lmao let’s hope this time goes better

oh damn she’s an addict

i wonder if he’s doing the video for attention or if it’s actually real and he’s in danger 🤨

why do they keep focusing on that one teammate…

the student taking a video pls 😭

oh shit??? the detective is the guy pia matched with the night before

and of course it’s in his handwriting

oh my God he called her but she was so fucked up she dropped her phone and didn’t get it til now 🤦‍♀️ i just know she’s blaming herself

they’re in a whole ass crises and her mom is still taking shots at her that’s so…

not vince trying to kiss her lmfaooo

oh fuck it hit 5 mil

how convenient that they got a lead right as it hit 5 million views

it’s gonna be empty

- 1x02

*pretends to be shocked*

why does he wanna be in homicide so bad?

“we were just having some fun” a guy is literally missing lmfao

that was the worst statement i’ve ever heard

LMFAOOO HIS OFFICE

“are you married, detective?” “yes” tf?

what the hell is sophie hiding

that’s so fucked up

vince was part of that??? wow

i can’t wait to find out if this is just some elaborate hoax nick decided to pull

ooh what if matt has something to do with it? there’s something about him that i just don’t trust

oh shit he has a son

aw i kinda feel bad for the guy

OH MY GOD

and that’s why you don’t make promises you can’t keep

i fully expected him to be alive by the end i’m ngl

oh wow he made homicide

oh shit that’s the guy who kicked nicks ass at the bar

i knew sophie was being weird

- 1x03

his poor kids ☹️

her mom knows???

well that couldn’t have gone worse

i’m so glad she was followed tbh both because she’s a liar and because curtis probably would’ve hurt her

“if you were happy in your marriage mrs, brewer, why were you having an affair?” GET HER ASS!

oh shit did he rape her?

i’m trying sooo hard not to be biased towards either of them since we don’t know the full story but it’s a challenge

ohhh my God ethan heard

“you never judged me. all this time you knew and you didn’t judge” “not to your face” real 😭

i wonder if nicks affair started before or after sophie came clean about hers

oooh that girl that they focused on a bit in the first ep was def about to talk to sophie about something

i really don’t trust matt

judging by the looks on some of the girls faces i really think nick was hurting him and matt was in on it

oh shit sophie’s putting the pieces together

the fucking whiplash i got from hearing the weeknd right after that memorial scene 😭😭

not him using the pics he took while sophie was with him skdjgjgkfjs what an asshole 😭😭

why the hell was he so upset about her affair if he’d been on that app for two years??

“i forgive you” the audacity.

- 1x04

emma’s a real one for helping out that man and his wife i can’t lie

did he hurt her too?

he clearly never mentioned emma to matt

SHE KNEW HE WAS MARRIED???? i wonder what else she knew

i wonder what nicks mom would say if she knew that he was cheating first

what the fuck

at first i thought matt killed nick but then he stopped that student from talking to sophie so i figured he was hurting them too bc why else would he not want it to get out? but if he found out what nick was doing and killed him for it, he wouldn’t want to be caught so maybe that’s why he did it?

shit are they gonna kill emma?!

okaaaay emma’s saying she got spooked and ran her car off the road but she was clearly sideswiped so either she’s lying or her head injury is preventing her from remembering 🤨

i wonder if all the women he was dating decided to kill him?

i really have no idea how this is gonna end

#clickbait lb #nick brewer #pia brewer #zoe kazan #betty gabriel #adrian grenier #phoenix raei #long post #netflix clickbait #clickbait netflix #clickbait series #tw rape mention

[harlowcomehome]

but you were quickly disappointed when you realized it was Joseph, your date, canceling for the second time. See ain’t nobody wanna go out wit yo raggedy ass anyway 🙄 your missing out not her

“Emerald green dress! The long sleeve one with the mini black fur coat!” Ohh yesss be sexy bitchhh!!

Lil Uzi Vert being one of many. Every time see him now all I think of is “DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMM this ain’t what u want (this ain’t what u want) I just wanna rock”😭

He was incredibly late, his curls were a mess and it was clear he and whoever he came with were in a rush to be there. Hmmmm that’s suspicious, that’s weird 🤨 *insert that cardi B video*

“Have we met? I’m Jack” A I know u know we haven’t met yet & B I know who you are zaddyyyy 🤭I- I mean nice to meet you…

“You have a cute laugh, I like it” he hummed and you could feel your face getting warm again.Stopppp 🫣🤭

“You’re the most beautiful woman at this party, how could I forget about you that quick?” He smiled and you finally looked over at him. No Jackman change that last part to “how could I ever forget abt you” 😌

“maybe we should save the first kiss for our first date?” He smiled 🥹🥹

If it wasn’t for Josephs dumb ass they would be no Jack and y/n. 👀

When I see Uzi that’s all I think now too. 💀

Him telling me my laugh was cute would’ve made me disintegrate… melt…. disappear. 

#awhore4moree

[akane171]

...That description is both absolutely accurate for the movies if you did cut the romance and at the same time an absolutely beautiful an absolutely in-depth anyalsis why we love Obi-Wan and Anakin and Clone Wars is the best🙈😂🤣 Seriously, I feel like applauding you! *boisterous clapping* 

😂🤷🏻‍♀️ I'm judging to safe myself from your judging😉😂

Wait, WHAT? Do you mean a spin-off about Agatha??😱😱😍😍

Of course ghosts are invisible, where would be the fun in coming back as a ghost if can't be invisible and spooky? But nope, the Kangaroos are busy trying to figure out what LW is suing her subconscious for😁

Well, first off, I didn't treat him like that, the superfriends and universe did (which he did kinda get revenge for) and secondly, he's with his Kara so she can totally help him and show him all the love he deserves (and seriously give him all the hugs he needs), so he's definitely happier than the show's version of either of them and therefore the idea would be a fix-it (plus, present!Karamel gets a happy ever after and lots of kiddos, too😁)

...How is that my fault??😅 Now you're just blaming me for anything and everything?😰

It might make sense, but WHY would fans use THAT word when that usually implies something VERY different in the world of fanfiction?😅🙈 And well, objectively seen, at least in S2 she still seemed fine and they did have some things in common (like shitty parents) and were nearly married?😅🤷🏻‍♀️

Hahaha, I'm already currently reading it, you don't need to tell me to do it (Gosh. It's SO good and in-character 😍😍 And all the reused little lines from the show are placed so perfectly😍😍🙈)

How would you know?🤨

...Why did you have to point that out?🤦🏻‍♀️ I already thought it was kinda weird in that public space, but now it sounds really disgusting, too😅😅🙈

Eh, well, kinda, she said it was very awkward to film because they couldn't see each other at all so the director had to tell them what way to move etc😅 she said sth else about it, too, I think, but I can't remember what it was, it's been too long since I saw the video🤔

Hmm, maybe🤔 But a bunch of great friends, getting to fly, getting away from an abusive relationship and finding the love of your life make it sound like one of the best things to happen to Mel (And Chris too if you leave out the abusive relationship thing!)😁🙈

 It's just mean...😭🙈

Oh, sorry, "Illuminati" is a book by Dan Brown that takes place in the Vatican😅🙈 And ohh, that sounds uhhh..very religiously inclined?😅🙈😂

No promises, I'm the kind of idiot who will definitely get hurt jumping around😂🤷🏻‍♀️

🤣😂🤷🏻‍♀️

You, too! Hope you get to enjoy the weather😁

XXX

Thanks xD They were just complexed in many ways, much more than the romance bewteen Padme and Anakin - the only problem was that he was the Jedi and he couldn't have been in a romantic relationship (what is a big ass cliche and not played well in the movies). While Obi-Wan and Anakin, wow, so many conflicts, so many boiling points, so many *screw everything, I'm going to save him no matter what*, so many things they have learnt from each other, they way they started to appreciate themselves (Obi-Wan learning that Anakin was not only his duty after he promised given to Qui's, but really his brother, and Anakin that he was not a burden). But seriously, because of them being Jedi, so many things there was unspoken and not told directly what created problems, but still sooo goood and beautiful in a way. For me their relationship was the most important and significant one. Not romantic, but even deeper?

And what is funny, I'm not the biggest fan of Anakin, but when he is with Obi-Wan - pure gold.

You are judged anyway, by me and KANGAROOS.

Yeah, I think I saw some gossips that looked pretty confirmed? But was not too interested, so maybe check yourself xD

I think you and LW are more busy trying to figured out. The kangaroos, thay you didn't feed for WEEKS of your argument, ARE dead now, so as i said, you are murdered them all!

ReFail, let me tell you a spoiler... YOU ARE THE AUTHOR SO TEH CHARACTERS DO WHAT YOU WANT, SO STOP PUTTING THE BLAME ON THEM!!!! also, he is dead, that's it, DEAD. As much as having Kara there is wonderful, he needs therapy after what YOU HAVE DONE TO HIM, you monster =='

I guess?

I think people don't use lemon as a tag for sexual stuff in the fics? I haven't seen it for years. Maybe still on ff.net, but not on ao3.

Still, the fact he could have ended with that scorpion was ugh. Fuck you Rhea.

Yep, this fic is a masterpiece and i really hope it's going to be finished...

Ask LW, I have powers.

i like to ruin other people's days,. after i ruin mine. Hope tongues were not involved....

Imagine being naked and wet and probably cold and told how you need to move etc. in front of a dozen of people. Traumatizing xD

Agreed. And it shows how you really can't have it all and some assholes need to ruing the fun. But well, MW is successfully ruining smelties and tantrumcorpses day just for being in love, super happy, well and healthy, so ;)

Ooooooh, ok. i read only the da Vinci code and seen the other movie with... McGregor (lol).

...just be careful....

Have a nice day! :D

#ReFail #my fam

[suckmybigtoeoikawa]

Haikyuu boys posting you on their socials

- so like imagine little things they would post on their social media about you

Suna, Kenma, oikawa, atsumu (literally my faves)

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Suna

you never get to be left alone he’s always recording you

you could be napping, on your phone, eating something he’s gonna post jt on his stories: twitter, instagram, snapchat, facebook:/

he just loves you so much :(

one time you’ll never forget is this one time when you were napping and he was recording you

you woke up from a cold sweat only to find suna phone right in your face. He sees your eyes open and quickly runs off and even falls on the way.

“SUNA WHAT THE FUCK”

all you hear is him laughing hella hard.

everything was recorded, even him falling

he wants to document everything because he wants to come back and look at the good times you had

he comes up to you something and says “remember this” and proceeds to show you a old picture of you guys in high school

makes your heart melt, you love it so much

but then he shows you a photo of you sleeping and drool coming out your mouth

he posts it on twitter and says “i love her so much :))”

he’s so crazy if you comment under the post he’s gonna tease you even on the post

[your.name] you gotta be kidding me i hate you sm

[Sunnaaa] you weren’t saying that in your sleep… or even last night :/

[your.name] IMMA KILL YOU

the fans are jealous:)

Kenma

Literally everyone knows you guys are dating and if they don’t they must not be on social media :/

all of his fans know who you are and they love to see you

but he usually posts like pictures of you two holding hands or something

or like if your shopping he’ll secretly take a picture of you

if you guys record he video it’s usually funny stuff

like you saying something weird

“what did you say?” Kenma smirks

“i said my ass is falling off” you frown moving your head up from the vegetables you were cutting and stare right into the camera making this face

“delete that shit.”

he posted it anyways and now it’s a running meme

whenever he streams and someone donates to him it plays that sound “mY AsS iS FaLliNg OfF”

other than that you often show up in his insta stories

he likes to keep your personal life private unless you want it out there, he doesn’t mind

y’all basically post pictures that everyone finds sweet

they look at those photos and their like “omg I WANT 👹”

maybe started a hashtag saying “if i don’t have a relationship like kodzuken.. then i don’t want it :/”

Oikawa

probably lots of tik toks 💀

he wants to show off his pretty baby so bad :((

so he’ll post on his instagram pictures of you smiling and looking all pretty

he cherishes them photos stg

the captions of the photos be so cute

little compliments like “she’s so pretty” or like “my beauty” (idk either :/)

the tik tok you guys make are really cute

y’all would probably do this thing we’re you guys do little “vlogs”

like kind of like a what y’all do in a day, and it just shows where y’all go and the cute things you do while a really relaxing song is playing in the back

so cute :(((

but he loves to show you off, another couple where its like if you don’t know you guys are dating then are you really on the internet 🤨

Atsumu

y’all are so fucking childish i swear

literally pranking people with pregnancy scares

he posts on his story you looking pretty most of the time and then when you look the worst bro i swear

the whole world knows what you look like in both

cause one minute it will be a picture of you smiling and posing for the camera, then it’s you on the toilet bro

KILL HIM :)

take his rights away i swear cause he’s crazy

if y’all get into a small disagreement he’ll go to instagram or something and say “y/n’s being mean again :(”

everyone just rolls their eyes, they’re tired for you

y’all have a tik tok page and you mainly run it and you prank him a lot, it’s really cute y’all do a lot of cute things

but atsumu takes that shit to seriously sometimes

you decided to do a tik too prank on your boyfriend, it was the prank where you text him “ you can come over now he left” prank ans Atsumu reaction was.. very dramatic

this dude rlly was hanging onto the window ceil outside your window just to see who would come in and the security cameras caught a very funny photo.

“ATSUMU WHAT THE FUCK”

“YOUR CHEATING ON ME HUH?!”

you had to have a long ass talk with him about why you wouldn’t cheat cause he was being petty

but yeah, really does adore you he find your beautiful in your best and worst and wants to share SOME of it with the world.. cause yk your his.. only a lil bit >:(

****

lemme try to start posting more.. but i’m thinking about doing an event sooo yeah :)

Masterlist

hope you enjoyed it 🤍 Please Like, comment what you think and follow 🤍 have a great day 🤍

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[youn9racha]

What Ya Doin Step Bro?

Requested by: @ghazalestay

Pairing: step brother!Chanxstep sibling!reader

Genre: fluff with an attempt at humor

Words: 2.1k

Synopsis: chan’s a latebloomer and is slightly insecure about it. now that he finally found someone, he is hesitant to do anything, so will his best friend-now step sibling help him out?

Warning: mentions of sex and virginity, bffs to step siblings? (is this trope even a thing? maybe?), reader lowkey being a bully to chan but in a best friend way, discussions of actual bullying and body image issues (but its very brief), just over all chaotic stepsiblings vibes

Extra notes: y’all thought it was that weird stuff huh ??? y’all nasties :| jk y’all do you,,,, still weird though. also i’ve been writing so many fluff nowadays,,,, this is getting concerning 🤨 i don’t want the softies and m*nors to come to me.. GO AWAY 😤😤 //hj. Also, i kinda made the reader have no siblings here so i hope that isn’t an issue lmfao.

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This is no way representative of the way Stray Kids act. They’re nothing but references of character, and in no shape or form is this how they act. And I am in no way romanticizing or glamorizing any toxic behavior exhibited, they’re just stories that is meant to be read. Readers discretion is advised. ——————————————————————————-

You screamed out your lungs, laughing, after “accidentally“ observing at Chan’s text from over your shoulder. You and Chan were best friends before you both became, well, step-siblings. Long story short, your mother and his father met up at some sort of match that you two per took in back when you were in middle school. One thing let to another and suddenly you found Chan living in the same house as you did, as well as his father. You’ve always found his dad as kind of a father figure, even before your mom has met him, so you were spared of the “evil stepparent” trope.

Nothing between you and Chan has changed, sure it was torturous at times, especially with his bad habit of leaving the bathroom floor wet for no absolute reason and other reasons, you both still pretty much are best friends who happen to be step siblings now. You both moved out, of course, but you both still lived in the same apartment as you are set to go to the same university. So you both are now best friends, step siblings and roommates.

Flash forward to now, where you are at the edge of your bed nearly falling off, while Chan gets his head off of your lap, looking at you confused. “What?!” He exclaimed at you, annoyed while simultaneously concerned over your suddenly loud reaction.

”Not this motherfucker here talking about liking getting called daddy, and yet is a virgin!” You exclaimef, still continuing your maniacal laugh. Chan blushed, realizing you have read his message from over his shoulder. He quickly locked his phone and chucked away his phone, “why did you read that of all things I’ve put up?! I was watching puppy videos on tiktok before this” He yelled back at you, looking at you struggling to breathe.

“You thought you were slick sending that in front of me!” You said through your laugh, “you are twenty-three, good sir, almost touching twenty-four, and your ass is acting like a fourteen year old!”

”Why are you spewing shit?! What have I done to you?!” He yelled in defense, all the while you didn’t show any sign of slowing down in terms of laughter. Chan grimaced at you up until you panted and wiped away your tears, indicating that your laughter has died down.

”You done, whore?” Chan questioned with an eye roll, making your smile villainously, nodding as you held onto his shoulder. “Tell me, who is she?”

”Why do you want to know?!”

”Because you’re my best friend and my brother?”

”No, its because you wanted to mock me for still being a virgin!” Chan said, not even looking at you in shame. He was sort of right about what he said, it was true that despite being in his early to mid twenties, he still hasn’t lost his virginity. It wasn’t for any purpose, he was just a nervous wreck. You would think that with his physique, good looks and charisma that he would pull up anyone with just simply glance from him. But it wasn’t the case, he was charismatic and did know how to talk to people, but Chan has always been territorial and didn’t just let anyone see his naked body.

It wasn’t for purity reasons, underneath that confident persona is an insecure man who doesn’t see what others do. You can even admit, albeit now weird considering he is now your stepbrother, Chan was a very good looking guy, and he can make his flaws flawles for sure. But you saw how he was mocked for his frail frame and weird body movements that he is able to do that not many can—which you obviously found yourself defending. But nevertheless, no amount of defense helped Chan’s self esteem. While you tried your best to boost him up, you understood how it wasn’t that easy.

However, you still enjoyed teasing Chan for being a late bloomer, not that you were any better though as you had lost your virginity just barely a year ago. But Chan couldn’t really bring that up as he knew you would say something smart back at him, making him defenseless. You could say he was waiting for the right one, but Chan wouldn’t mind to die a virgin, after all that body image issues he has gone through I think he’s good.

But he did ultimately found someone he could feel comfortable with. He has been seeing this girl from his cultural history class for a while now, and they both have been hitting off. You were so glad that Chan has finally expanded his horizons and opted to find someone to be apart of his life. He did show you pictures of her and you could admit she was gorgeous, but no amount of good looks fly by easily for you. While you were glad Chan‘s seeing someone, that didn’t mean you wouldn’t fight them for hurting him one bit.

You weren’t sure if its the sister or best friend, regardless no one is allowed to hurt your partner in crime. He has been your rock in your dark time, and you have been his, so you knew that if you were in Chan’s place, he would feel similarly. Well, maybe minus the straight up laugh at your face, since that that wouldn’t be needed.

“No, Chrissy, I won’t,” you spoke with a small laughter, making Chan scoff over your laughing and your nickname to him. He absolutely hates being called Chrissy, its a miracle that you were alive for calling you that. You suspect that he loves you too much to do so, but he would never admit that. “Yeah right, as if you didn’t make fun of me for not having sex,” he rolled his eyes opening his phone to look at the screen.

”And for actually liking getting called daddy, which by the way, I am disgusted by you, sir! I thought you were joking when you said you liked getting called that, now I can’t even look at you straight to the face!” You nudged him using your heel at his arm, teasing him. You hoped that that person, who began calling him daddy because he found him attarctive, on omegle doesn’t forgive themselves for unleashing something Chan didn’t know he kept in.

“And what about it?! It’s better than liking to get choked—“

”Hey! Quit kinkshaming me!” You protested.

“You quit kinkshaming!” Chan retorted back, turning his attention to you now. You both went back and forth and before he gets heated, he suddenly got a ringtone call. You both looked at the caller id, it was the girl from his history class. He pointed a finger at you, “this isn’t over,” he muttered at you in a threatening way before he answered the call.

“Hey,” his tone completely changed after he answered to which made you snicker, earning a side glance from the man next to you. You only sat back and observed your brother talking to his whatever the fuck he wants to be label her as. You weren’t interested as right now you felt as a thridwheel as Chan simply responded back to whatever the girl says to him. You rolled you eyes and got into your phone, as you were getting bored up until…

“Huh? You want me to come over?” Chan responded, which made you get up and get closer to his phone. Chan glanced at you, and attempted to push you away and give you the “get away from me” face as well as mouth you to stop, but he failed and immediately surrendered.

“Yeah, I just wanted to hang out with you more, since we haven’t been together,” the girl on the other line spoke in a specific tone, which made you and Chan glance at each other, to make sure if either of you heard her right. “And besides, I thought of a way we can both destress from our exams, would you like to partaken it…. daddy?”

You widened your eyes at her words used at him, which made your mouth open agape with a smile, in contrast with Chan, which he was a blushing, nervous mess. “Uh…” he looked at you, waiting for you to respond for him, to which you nodded, punched him in the arm and mouthed “go!”

”Y-yeah, I’ll see you there,” Chan laughed nervously. The ending conversation carried in the next few seconds, you still look at him with your mouth open. After he hung up, he looked down in panic. Not because of what he‘s about to do with the girl, but rather in fear of what you’re gonna say. He turned his head and he saw your villainous smile. “Oh no, (y/n)—“

”So she calls you daddy and is now inviting you to move onto the next step? Poor girl doesn’t know what she’ll get into.” You crossed your arms and shook your head as you speak. You didn’t mean to sound discouraging, if anything you’re proud of him of reaching a hard step, but you still wanted to push him over the limit. Chan twisted his face, “and what is that supposed to mean?”

”Chan, does she know you’re a virgin?”

The question you asked made Chan shuffle in his place as he got up from your bed, “oo would you look at the time? I must get ready—“

”She doesn’t know you’re a virgin?!” You asked, in a stern expression, which made Chan slump his shoulder down and sigh in shame, “no, no she doesn’t.” He confessed, but in a more embarrassed and muttered tone. He sort of expected you to laugh straight at his face, but he saw you maintain the same expression and position.

“Why didn’t you tell her?” You interrogated him even further and made him even more nervous with him scratching his neck, “I don’t know, I guess I‘m just scared that she’ll judge me or something,” he shrugs, pursing his lips after speaking. You looked at him with a pity expression, which Chan took notice, “no! No! Don’t look at me like that! You’re making me feel bad about myself!”

”Chan, you have to tell her,” You simply said, making Chan sigh, “I know.. I know.” Chan didn’t mean to not tell her, he already feels bad for letting her have high hopes in his abilities when in fact he‘s clueless. Granted he has watched porn in lifetime, but he knows that most of what it showcases are mainly fabricated and acting. So now, he has to face the humiliation.

”I will tell her, but just know, if I get laughed at, it’s your fault,” Chan says, making you smile at him, “if she did laugh, I’ll beat her pretty ass up!” You said, resulting in a laughing Chan, a genuine one. Once he died down his laugh, he looks at you, “Thanks, sis,” he says in genuine thankfulness, which made you nod back and lifted two fingers up to your temples in salute, “it’s no problem, bro,“ you said, and as Chan was about to leave your room, you shouted, “don’t forget to send me update, stupid hoe!”

”I won’t!“

~~~

It was eleven pm, Chan left at seven, which was four ago. You haven’t gotten a call, or a text from him, which could mean anything. Did she make fun of him? Did she change her mind? Did HE change his mind? Was she cool about it? As she should be, or else she‘ll be six feet under. So many questions were being asked in your head, worried over your best friend. As you picked up your phone to at least text Chan, you suddenly got a notification from him.

Christopher 💥: hey !! i’m gonna spend the night at her place, so don’t worry about me :))

You looked at the message with a baffled expression.

(y/n) 🤮: tell me !!! what happened ??? did she do anything to hurt you

Christopher 💥: I’ll let you decide ;)

Later after he sent that text message, he sent an image attached; it was a picture of him and his girl, her cuddling into his chest and her head was placed onto his hickeyed neck. They both were presume to be naked, as both of them were covered from the chest up, but all in all, you know what it meant.

Your best friend/stepbrother/roommate has official dropped his v-card and lost it.

(y/n)🤮: OH MY FUCKING !!!! BANG CHRISTOPHER CHAN YOU BETTER TELL ME THE FULL DETAILS WHEN YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK 🏃‍♀👀

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The Brothers as College Students!

TW: cursing and mentions of alcohol but that’s it :D

(from the perspective of a sociology & criminal justice major! if they aren’t to your liking pls just move on im fragile 💔)

Lucifer

would be a mathematics major

or he would be a business major that would actually become a CEO

would 110% be in Honors College or be in accelerated classes

would also be in many clubs

amazing GPA

tutors people… yet nobody asks for him because he’s mean

definitely is that annoying kid who wears a suit everyday

is also that asshole who bosses people around in group projects

“Miss/Sir, you forgot about the homework” lookin ass 😭

Mammon

FINANCE MAJOR!!!

bc yk… money baby 🤑

also a business major who doesn’t try AT ALL and somehow has an alright GPA

parties all the time & has a bunch of friends

comes to class hungover on a tuesday

not very smart… yet he tries his best

has a million on & off campus jobs to make a little more money

don’t leave your bags unattended around him…

that asshole who doesn’t do anything in group projects unless yelled at

“Bro, have you even studied for our exam that’s worth 50% of our grade?”

“What exam?”

the parties are always at his dorm

yet they always get busted

Leviathan

Computer Science major

OR OR JUST HEAR ME OUT YALL!!

a software major

like he would be so cool yk??? (ik they’re kinda the same don’t come @ me)

I’m sorry but he would have no friends…

he probably doesn’t even live on campus either

he just stays in his room all day and plays video games

also has a great GPA somehow, probs bc he never leaves

more than likely does a lot of online classes bc he doesn’t wanna leave the comfort of his room…

Satan

we would probably have the same major… or majors lmao

the only one who would double major

either a criminal justice major (bc detective) or an English major (bc books)

I can also see him as an early educations major??

He would also be in honors college

He would also tutor people (people like to go to him because he’s good at teaching)

has friends but not too many, he keeps his circle small

does not like going to parties, they’re annoying

when he does, he’s the affectionate type of drunk…

“i love you!” “i’m so glad that you’re my friend!” (same satan same)

tries to one-up everybody… even when nobody cares

is also the bitch to look at you all weird if you accidentally get something wrong 🤨

Asmo

his is quite hard LMAO

uhm probably art

i see him as the artistic type

Or definitely a music major 110%

Everybody knows what Asmo’s room looks like bc ya know…

He’s had a lot of partners during the school year

Only gets w people on weekends though bc he’s very dedicated to his classes… surprisingly

Is also friends with everyone, but is also super nice

Likes to party with Mammon’s friends

best dressed on campus 🤪

his motto is “look good, feel good, do good”

i agree asmo

Beel

If the school offers culinary then culinary

But if not then he would be a PT (physical therapy) major

Or a kinesiology major

He’s definitely a collegiate athlete, probably one of the best

Everybody loves him, yet nobody usually talks to him because he always looks mean :(

Such a squish, his teammates protect him at all times

Parties sometimes, usually when his teammates ask him to

is himself x10 when he’s drunk

gets slightly above average grades

you can always see him in the gym or the cafeteria when he has free time

Loves the taste of the nasty cafeteria food…

“Beel, do you want my food? It look pretty gross.”

“It looks delicious to me, hand it over.”

Belphie

110% a psychology major

He would definitely use what he’s learned to fuck with people

Has friends, tends to ghost them

Would rather not party

Sleeps in class all the time

Looks cute, is a major bitch

“Hey! Can I have your snap-“

“No, go away you stupid bitch.”

Is the most likely to drop out because all he wants to do is sleep

Usually skips classes or wakes up super late

Never knows what’s going on

Doesn’t care about what’s going on

A/N: my first headcanon! i hope you like it and tell me if you want me to make more :D also im new to tumblr so if anyone could give me some pointers… please do 😭

#obey me #lucifer obey me #obey me mammon #leviathanobeyme #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me headcanons