#what could go wrong? :D

[ascesabo]

the great irony of early one piece antagonists believing zoro was the actual captain and using luffy as a puppet ... oda really threw us a bone and curb-stomped it right in our faces. yes, zoro could be a captain in his own right. yes, zoro could match luffy in strength. yes, zoro knows this perfectly well. and you know what? he chose luffy two years ago, and he will continue to choose luffy again and again. roronoa zoro, the pirate hunter, who followed a wannabe pirate with a nonexistent crew on a whim because luffy brought him his swords and made a half-assed attempt at a bargain. zoro, who made a vow to never lose again on both his and luffy's honor. zoro, who told luffy he'd make him commit harakiri if he got in the way of zoro's goal, only to turn around and be willing to sacrifice his dream if it means that luffy reaches his. zoro, who stood in place and took luffy's pain and told a warlord to take his head instead of luffy's, who got down on his knees before his supposed rival and begged mihawk to mentor him so that he could return strong enough to protect his captain. zoro, who has conqueror's haki- a natural born leader- but chooses to stay at the right hand of a man he has deemed greater than himself.

and the thing that luffy fears most? being alone. being rejected. being left behind. and what should have been his foil- the pirate hunter to his pirate king, the nonbeliever to his divine, the king of hell to his sun god- instead becomes his first and most devout follower; the one who demands to follow him to hell and back. oughhhggg i'm sick to my stomach

#one piece #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #zolu #what the hell is wrong with him #the very definition of becoming bewitched body and soul #do you get me #luffy is zoro's helen of troy #in that #he'd launch a thousand ships to put a smile on luffy's face #i need to crack open that mossy green head of his and see what's going on inside #has anyone told oda that he could possibly be cooking one of the greatest love stories the shounen genre has ever seen #one piece is a 26 year long ongoing slowburn #luffy: it's rotten work!!! ^_^ #zoro: yeah i fuckin know but god what does it matter. it's for you #pls dont tag as platonic lmao

[eldstunga]

My chronically malnourished warlock, Temerity - as a dumbass rogue comes through the wrong window.

Gosh I've missed her so.

#Temerity #Tiefling #Warlock #Orphans of Malar's throat #Chult #dungeons and dragons #my art #d&d ocs #character portrait #artistic nudity #D&D #dnd #One bowl of rice per fiscal year built this body #it's a hard knock life for us #now give this orphan magical powers and a deal with a demon what could go wrong #by far my skinniest character and drawing her after all this time made me realise a lot of things about anatomy and skeletal structure #I should draw her more often for a bit

[bigweenie]

Getting cozyy

#the magnus archives #martin blackwood #jonathan sims #jon sims #jonmartin #tma #with the boyf in scotland #:D what could possibly go wrong #myart

[mcdannowave]

There's too many things to look at in just one gif...

Giant biceps?Tattoos?Chest hair?

Low hanging trunks? The volume of the front of those wet low hanging trunks? The volume of the behind of those wet low hanging trunks?

The V-line and Abs?The Happy trail?(Even the armpits, if it floats your boat)

#h50 6x17 #steve mcgarrett #alex o'loughlin #shirtless alex #wet alex #hawaii five 0 #I said it was too many.Also could include his gorgeous face and that beard...muito gostoso esse homem #Need to do a proper edit again here.w/ some light shinning on the good..err..i mean. the nice stuff #boy oh boy...this man is stunning . That blond detective hit the jackpot when he got this one #Danny is a lucky man #[Saturday night.McD's home] Steve was already out of the shower while Danny was sitting on their bed.putting his shoes #Steve just dried himself w/ his towel like usual.No caring in the world bc it's just D in the room.And they saw each other na.ked /alot/ #There's going to be a dinner at Kono's tonight.nothing fancy actually.But D's mind just couldn't stop staring at Steve's body..dry or wet #Living together for a time.It was still soothing seeing Steve grab his underwear & other stuff on his drawer.See him dressing up😉 #After applying deodorant.Steve put his shirt.(still no pants)when D said:''Hey babe.Your shirt is on the wrong side''. #Steve did a quick check out of his basic Tshirt but took it anyway and tried to fix the mistake.''Danno.It was right.I didnt put it- #And looking at Danny.Steve saw the blond grinning.''Oh.U did it on purpose.Let me guess.U like what u see?huh..''Steve smirked back #''That much is very /very/ true Steven.But in this case.I just love seeing u taking the shirt off''.The smile still on Danny's face #Steve then kept the shirt on his hand and slowly walked to Danny.Sitting on their bed.''Maybe I rip that shirt of urs when we get home'' #Steve eyes was already crossing the line of casual tease at home...and jumping on.'we gonna get half hour later bc we're doing it /now/' #'No''Danny laughed and raised his hand.''This is way too expensive for u to go caveman on me to ruin it.But..I'll be glad to take it off'' #Steve had his victorious-smile on his face now.Crossing arms and still only w/ his black underwear. towering his blond #Danny got up.Up close to that gorgeous hotheaded SEAL.gave him a quick peck on the lips.''Okay.Go change babe.We still need to go'' #While D grabbed his phone.Steve kept dressing himself there.''Okay.But don't forget ur promise.And i want it slow.Danny.not just the shirt' #''Hey.I didn't 'promise' nothing''...''Yeah.But u poked the lion and now you get the consequences.But don't worry.U gonna /love/ it''. #Steve kissed Danny now.And they just smiled while finished getting ready and going to the car #A dinner w/ their Ohana.filled w/ laughs & joy.And later...a gorgeous caveman that was crazy to jump on him.Danny already loved that night😏 #headcanon tags #mine

[strawberri-draws]

She’s so ancient eldritch deity trying to be a grandma <3 (she’s failing but shhh)

#my art #fanart #su fanart #steven universe #steven universe fanart #white diamond #white diamond steven universe #cannot remember what the song lyrics r from #but they trended on tiktok with white d #hence this drawing #I wanted to draw an old lady and here I am #anyways I just #think she could be such a fascinating character #like I love su for what it is so much don’t get me wrong #love what they did with the shitty hand they were given by CN #and also love the themes they went for #because they weren’t going for all out war dictator alien exploration horror #and that’s fine #but DAMN it could be so rad #like white diamond??? the OG??? #what’s her deal!! #we know gems pop out fully formed already knowing their purpose #was she made naturally? #did she just happen??? #and her mentality!!! so fascinating fr!!! #the 6000 years or so pink is dead are a blip to her! #ugh I could go on but I won’t #just know I have many Alien/robot/horror themed thoughts lol

[gooperts-gunk]

love wins btw

#goopert talks qsmp #qsmp #i need more purgatory 4halo please pull through forever please go through more badboyhalo tricks if it means showing you're his friend #because it feels like friendship has been forgotten since day 1 and i wish it wasn't so personal but MAKES SENSE i get it character-wise D: #it's always “WHAT IS Q!BBH DOING” not “why is q!bbh doing” #please q!forever i know it's hard you both are notorious miscommunicators with each other MOSTLY Q!BBH'S FAULT I CAN'T DEFEND HIM THERE #but i want you to be that second option so bad if all of q!bad's closest friends are willing to put him under the bus YOU AND MAX PLS #I NEED FOREVER AND MAX TO ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS IM TRUSTING THEM AND I MAY BE WRONG IN DOING SO but i want to trust 4maxhalo #we could have green + blue team up if they decide red team needs a different kind of help (THERAPY.)

[messandamiracle]

Nami (at least in East Blue) is the only one of this ragtag group of youths who would successfully pass the driving test and get a license.

#zoro gets lost despite the dmv tester’s directions and fails #usopp panics and turns the wrong way into a one way street and fails #luffy has no idea what’s going on and fails - he shows up at the test not knowing how the pedals work #sanji tries flirting with the tester and immediately fails #like #they could drive golf carts but not actual cars #one piece #monkey d. luffy #usopp #nami #roronoa zoro #sanji

[insertsona]

sales new friends :}

vaguely a continuation ish to the little comic thing

#sale is like. the one(1) introverted addison to exist ever . and hes been adopted by a group of extroverts . what could possibly go wrong #the key difference between 101's trio and sale is that the trio actually enjoy their jobs :D #casinos aus: breaking point #casinos ocs: sale #casinos ocs: pi101 #casinos ocs: bl96 #casinos ocs: or44 #casinos art :] #blue addison #pink addison #orange addison #yellow addison #addison oc #deltarune addisons #addisons #deltarune oc #deltarune #oc #art

[aurora--dragon]

I... I feel like I'm playing this game way to much in the last time...

.... death cube .....

#comic #terraria #modded terraria #calamity infernum #terraria calamity #i dont know how the fuck my mind came up with this attack... death cube.... #i wasn't even able to get it below 30 percent when i ACTUALLY played... #i finally beat calamity in mastermode so my stupid self thought: 'hey u know what? LETS PLAY FUCKING INFERNUM! WITH NO EXPERIENCE AT ALL!':D #what could possibly go wrong :'] #art #even my dreams are haunted #dream #nightmare? #idk... #handrawn #pencil and paper #what? #brain of cthulhu

[hopeinthebox]

tagged by the lovely natalia <33 @jiminsproof a bit ago to reveal some "lasts" so, without further ado:

last song: american teenager, ethel cain - song of the year for the second year running, i fear. preacher's daughter you will always be famous

last movie: freaky friday - jamie lee curtis AND lindsay lohan milf performances???? five stars. put pink slip's take me away on spotify immediately

currently watching: house m.d. - binged my way through six seasons already and i'm showing no signs of slowing down. at this point i'm one more character playlist curation away from being institutionalised

currently reading: coded messages that kim taehyung leaves for me in his promotions and mvs. oh and high fidelity

current obsession: jungle's music videos. back on 74 was obviously the catalyst here but they're all phenomenal. additionally i have a pretty serious below deck problem

and there you have it. tagging a handful of favs if you feel so inclined: @cordiallyfuturedwight @aprylynn @pauls-mccharmly @somebodydoeslove @banghwa @monismochi @eoieopda @btscontentenjoyer @letmelovekoo @spicyclematis

#thanks for the tag my love!! #this was a fun one #here's how freaky friday can still win an oscar in the year of our lord 2024 #mwah #tag #bingeing house is all fun and games until you develop a Symptom and start self diagnosing amyloidosis #and high fidelity... adore the film and loved the series. only started the book today but what could possibly go wrong #feel free to ignore the tags and i apologise if you've already done this one and i missed it but legally i think you have to do it again #anyway. merry jungkook (3)d-day to all and to all a good night #i'll see you on the other side #(the other side no doubt being me desperately supressing chimpanzee noises in the workplace tomorrow morning)

[8rujaa]

my therapist really saved me….

#tw abuse // tw sa #i can’t sleep bc i keep thinking about this. #like i probably would’ve not been here if it weren’t for her #i started seeing her january of 2023… my life has changed entirely since then and she was definitely the one who got the ball rolling #literally so much has changed since then and it’s all because of her #i was so dissociated during our first few sessions #thanks to her i was able to get diagnosed and medicated for adhd. i was able to realize i was in an abusive situation and plan a way out #i was able to focus on myself and my healing and she’s helped me reframe so much of my negative thinking #i was able to process a lot of emotions and become a better version of myself with each session #she’s truly incredible. #i remember the first comment she made about the relationship had been ‘’so it’s like there’s an imbalance of control in the relationship’’ #i had put my partners on such a high pedestal that i had no idea they could be doing anything wrong #and i asked her what she meant and she said ‘from what you’ve been describing it’s sounds like a strict parents and child type of dynamic’ #she told me they didn’t need to understand why i wanted to leave and they didn’t need to make that decision. if that’s what was going to be #best for me the only thing i could do is let them know my reasoning and simply leave. i didn’t need their permission.’’ #i remember being so confused at that realization bc like… i had been putting their emotions over mine the whole time i had forgotten simply #doing what’s best for me was an option… l #ever since then i’ve been putting myself first and it’s been a steady uphill from rock bottom… i’ve made an incredible amount of progress #when i first started with her getting out of bed and walking to the kitchen was incredibly difficult and took all my strength. #yesterday i conquered a mountain!!!!!!! i hiked all the way to the top!!!!! :D #me a year ago thought it was going to take me years and years to recover. as soon as i left i made leaps of progress #im incredibly proud of myself and grateful for her. and my reiki lady she’s also been a great great help. #the silver lining is i realized who really matters. and the relationships i cared about deepened. #my sweet virgo friend was the one who was always like ‘THATS A GROWN ASS MAN WHO CANT UNDERSTAND BASIC CONSENT???’ #LMFAO i would be like ‘but he has trauma and bla bla bla’ she looked me dead in the eyes and said #’jess you said with your last boyfriend that you would never make excuses for a man who was hurting you again. stop defending him.’ #she’s really a gem and i treasure her with my life. i hope she knows i love her. she’s family at this point #she’s also literally saved my life before (like deadass called 911 for help) #im glad i had the support system i had. that was a rough situation with so many layers and im glad i got through it #my 22nd year of life was by far the worst of my life and i don’t ever want to put myself in that situation again. im glad i learned.

[noivern]

wing five prepared for my attempt to teach dhuum to babies on saturday

what could possibly go wrong

#gw2 #everything #is what could go wrong #i just tanked SH for the first time tho :D

[milkweedman]

I am sorry you've been harrassed by terfs, but the way you are currently trying to weed them out seems a bit misguided. As in, the vast majority of terfs are in fact ok with big hairy CIS men. The so-called men they are actively hating are trans women/transfem people. So by acting like you proclaiming your love to big hairy dudes is the best terf-repellant you seem to be missing the point at best.

i'd love to actually respond to your concerns or whatever the hell it was that you were trying to convey with this ask, but it has almost no basis in reality so i literally cant.

thats the one statement on how effective i think the banners are that has left my queue so far. which is: i hope it works but also have literally 2 other backup plans already in case it does not. i dont know why youre calling that "acting like [me] proclaiming [my] love to big hairy dudes is the best terf-repellant", because thats wildly off target from what i have actually said at any point. everything else youve said is also pretty much either dead wrong or ignorant, so im getting the feeling that you not reading has been a problem for a while.

(ive also not mentioned terfs this entire time--ive been talking about radfems and using the word radfems. they're not the same thing although there's large overlap. so like. thats strike two for zero reading comprehension, buddy. cause you are literally not talking about the group im talking about and youre also inventing whole new sentences that i didnt say.)

#obviously reading ability does not equal intelligence. more about the wild overconfidence of someone who didnt bother to check if they #even read a statement correctly #i misread things all the time which is why i also dont barge into strangers inboxes to insult THEIR intelligence #because i know theres always a chance im completely wrong and i dont want to be an asshole #anon you could give that a try #like what am i even supposed to say to this ? i dont think its the best terf repellant and have never said that ? #but if you know so much about them go ahead and tell us your suggestions for how to get rid of them #im skeptical that they will make any sense at all but im always open to new ideas #(feels nice to be condescended to doesnt it ? i assume thats why you were condescending to me so im returning the favor <3) #anyway other than this fool thank you all for the supportive asks im glad youre enjoying the banners ! so am i :D #way too soon to tell if theyre working (no radfems yet but i usually get a wave of them every couple months so i wont jump to conclusions) #but just as blog decor theyre already great #there are many many asks though and i dont enjoy when this blog is less fiber craft than other stuff #so im reading each one and appreciating them but please dont be upset that im not responding to them or posting them #i have the first 2 i got in my queue and then i got like 20 more so

[diver5ion]

#star trek strange new worlds #spock #christopher pike #la'an noonien-singh #pike at the start of each episode: what could go wrong :D #each episode: everything ;c #ethan peck #anson mount #christina chong #//

[strangersynth]

reducing mike and el's love for each other to something that'll make their relationship stumble and fall if not evaporate when they break up will never not be like emptying a room and then walking in and wondering why its empty.

#like it would be great if there was fighting involved im not gonna lie #mike and el being like lets break up <3 yeah okay :D makes no fucking sense okay they're both lost #and neither reacts well to that kind of stuff. mike is incredibly defensive and el is incredibly determined to getting the truth #and she could very well scream and he might very well scream too if he's still getting defensive like a yknow like an ass #im not gonna say 'neither is' like ik whats gonna happen in s5 but i will say neither /should/ be soft enough for a mutual breakup with #no sort of angst when they're both at the very least conflicted (in different ways) because of their relationship #but aside from all that fighting what i mean to say is idk that i agree with the fact that the biggest issue with mike and el is that they- #-have no foundation like they could never work even as friends #when at the end of the day that is essentially just an anti-mi/even rage that falls flat when this could stop at friends. #they dont need to bore the life out of each other and be in constant tension forever in order to go their ways #theyve done countless things for one another there is love there. and it does not cancel out mike and will nor el being free from mi/even #its givin ''mike said im not scared of u to el but he said what is wrong with u when she got lucas unconscious so he is scared of her!'' #big picture maybe #elmike

[keeps-ache]

i need more object-head OCs. it's So imperative to my health

#just me hi #but also i feel a little bad adding onto an already ginormous pile of OCs hfbvhshf #love characters that don't have real faces !! i get like 5 different kinds of happy about them :D #but also i'm very picky about the Shapes hfhsh #squares and circles are very much the only things i like to draw. so obviously i must draw a stop sign #but maybe less human-looking. more arms ? or maybe legs ? #or a little of both? #oh i could just make her a robot #that would be cool :3 [<- knows this is becoming a trend] #i mean what would a stop-sign look like if it could choose? #BRIGHT. and maybe loud? she'll have a very light frame of course. because stop sign #OO maybe she'd integrate red lights for extra Attention #/anyway now i'm going to go and actually figure out what to do lol #we were Supposed to go to the grocery store but That didn't happen #nonsense nonsense nonsense. what's wrong with adults i really don't understand [<- is an adult] #anyway! i continue on :3