#well sorta

[mushtoons]

does anyone know any fun quirky ways to sabotage a car for revenge? asking for a friend 🤗

#someone fucked me over and the blood lust in me needs to be quenched #kinda wanna pop her tires or out rocks in her gas tank but i wanted to see if there were other ways i could do it too #for ultra pettiness #wood wide web #this is satire btw #well sorta #if u actually have ideas hit me up if i actually do it or not is anyones guess

[biscuitfacegrey]

Doodles from Ep 51 that are uninteresting to look at because they’re on a white background‼️

#GOD HERMIE’S BAAAAACKK! #well sorta #WE’VE GOT A HERMIE TWO!!!!!! #he’s my favorite if you can’t tell #CANON OAKWORTHY KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #so many more moments I wanted to draw but didn’t have room for #Honorable mention: #“Glenn’s a fucking little fucker dude” #grey shut up #grey’s art #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #dndads spoilers #dndads taylor swift #normal oak #dndads normal oak #normally oak swallows garcia #scam likely #scam actually #hermie the unworthy #dndads hermie

[transrevolutions]

we need to see more m. mabeuf getting involved with the abc in modern aus. a leftist group without at least one elderly member who's read every book under the sun and will talk your ear off about sustainable agriculture or w/e for 3 hours straight is like an angel without wings.

#valjean could work here too except hes canonically a pacifist #mabeuf on the other hand heard 'we're overthrowing the government' #and just went 'good!' #mabeuf #les miserables #les mis #pigeon.txt #shitpost #well sorta #modern au #les amis

[littlehappyrabbit]

One left SO IF CLOVER DOESS COME BACK AT THE END OF A PACIFIST ROUTE (cough cough, headcanon of course) I wonder how it'd go during a soulless pacifist route

#undertale yellow #clover uty #undertale frisk #clover is gonna be a constant struggle #to draw #SOBS #starlo uty #well sorta #hes SORTAAA there

[mellodillo]

a little lammy (and her family)

#um jammer lammy #lammy #original character #well sorta #mom is like 90% proto-lammy lol #mellodillo.png

[cerezzzita]

I don't know about you guys, but I've always wondered what in the actual hell (no pun intended) are written or are these arcane-like "portals" that shows up when Dante SDTriggers, in the Judgement move or when he and Nero does some double jumping moves:

@alaxamost said it might be Abyssal, a known demonic language but what really bites me is that we have no canonical info about these since, like, ever. These "portals" may be the Underworld insignia, I don't know I- I just wanted actual canonical lore about this and what it is, in fact, written. What kind of language it is, if demons speak it (probably yes)... I'm a little curious bug and want you guys to be curious as well.

#the pic is not mine btw #if someone has actual info pls lemme know 👁��� #devil may cry #dmc lore #well sorta #devil may cry 5 #dmc5

[glittergoats]

And mother looks away—

father looks away—

for a second.

#zero escape #zero time dilemma #ztd spoilers #diana ztd #sigma klim #phi zero escape #well sorta #my art #lyrics from come alive diana #truly insane howwwww fitting that song is to ZTD as a whole #thank you everything everything as usual for your service #anyways god #probably the best scene in the game #and they know it which is why that key art fucks so bad #the intrinsic parental anguish diana and sigma feel for phi is soooooo ugh. family

[qedart]

Once it becomes clear that lil!Pete and Tom are here to stay, the daggers are finally given the go-ahead to bond with their new baby brothers. It’s later (almost) universally agreed that Bob should have gone with Rooster and Phoenix instead of Jake as the initial team representatives. 

In other news, I’m becoming more and more aware that I’m probably going to have to write something for this AU because it really seems to be hanging around. 

Also, thanks for everyone who voted on my poll for these illustrations!!

#Jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #natasha pheonix trace #icemav #well sorta #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #top gun #art #time warp au

[dandylovesturtles]

this is my new favorite screenshot actually

#rottmnt #rise raph #rise mikey #sometimes little brothers can hold their big brother #well sorta

[strawblemjoshie553]

what if angel blood was teal/blue-ish so when he blushed it looked like how pearl does!

I know canonically that his blood is red because of when Val hurt him. But people are doing resigns all the time so let me have this!! Also it makes a bit more sense since he’s a spider demon

#Joshie-Mess #Hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fan art #angel dust #angel is my favorite character #Huskerdust #well sorta #It’s hinted #Umm not much else to say #I hope yall like my HC?

[maybeitsalivescribbles]

The little group of citizens looked at the jack-in-a-box with no little apprehension. They were safely huddled up together on the other side of the room, but the box was shaking and groaning. It wouldn’t hold much longer. They all knew that Villain was inside, but their abilities were... unclear. No one wanted to know more. They nervously glanced at the Hero who'd brought them all together.

"What are we doing here ?" someone asked.

Hero gave them all a kind, reassuring smile.

"You know, there's something I believe deeply", she said, her hand on her heart. "I think all of us are heroes inside."

"What does that mean ?"

Hero kept smiling while putting her hand on the door knob:

"That means, dear citizens...that I'm sure you can deal with Villain all by yourselves ! It will be good for you ! Byyyyye !"

The door closed on her, leaving the citizens frozen with surprise. A key turned into the lock. For a moment, all they could hear was her running away.

“It’ll be all right”, said someone to break the terrified silence.

“Really ? How can you tell ?”

“Well, you've heard her ! We’re all heroes, aren’t we ?”

“No we’re bloody not !” yelped the other one. “I am an accountant, and you work at the post office ! It’s not a hero we need, it’s a locksmith ! Is there one in the room ?”

“Yeah”, said a middle-aged woman, “but I don’t have my tools.”

“Then improvise something, lady ! We’re running out of time !”

The locksmith scratched her head and knelt in front of the lock.

“Does someone have a hairpin or a paper clip ?”

“Yes,” answered a nurse who was on her coffee break, “take it”.

“See ?” asked the accountant. “That’s what real heroes look like to me. Doing the real work for us so we can run the hell out of here.”

“It can’t be that bad,” insisted the postman stubbornly. “A real hero wouldn’t have put us in danger. The box is locked, after all. Maybe it's a test. Maybe she went out to find help.”

“For what, burying our bodies ?”

The box exploded. Confetti flied across the room. Slowly, Villain raised from their former trap.

“Muahaha”, they said in a polite effort to keep the conversation alive.

It didn’t quite work, so they added:

“Beware mortals, for I take the shape of your greatest fear !”

“Calm down,” barked the accountant. “We don’t have the key either. We can’t free -”

He stopped, as he suddenly realized that admitting to the villain that they couldn’t run away was probably not the best idea. Meanwhile, the nurse gasped, having made a realization of her own:

“That’s why we’re a group ! You can’t be the fears of everyone at once!”

“True, but I can take the shape of universal fears. It’s your choice, really.”

To prove their abilities, the Villain shaped themself into an abyss of absolute darkness, the grim reaper, and a very expensive medical bill.

“Aaaaah”, howled the whole group, convinced.

The locksmith, who was in tears after seeing the bill, whispered:

“We have no choice. Someone has to face their fears. It’s the only way to win alive.”

“All right, but who goes first ?”

The postman went first. He tried hard. He tried really hard at every step. “After all, we’re all heroes”, he repeated to himself, until Villain transformed into the brother who raised him saying “I’m disappointed in you.”

He collapsed.

The accountant went second. It is a known fact that most accountants are full of repressed rage. This one was very eager to share it with Villain and, if he may be quoted, “to punch their fucking guts out”. He ran and nearly landed a hit, but Villain dodged and showed him his own body with his insides out, in a sea of blood.

He collapsed.

When the nurse went, she was rather sure of herself. She had a fear of blood but with her job she had it under control. Then the Villain showed her all her patients dying, and she realized she couldn’t erase this fear or that would have made her a monster.

So she collapsed.

Villain stepped towards the locksmith, who during all that time was desperately trying to open the door. It wasn’t that the lock was hard, but her fingers were shaking too much, tears blinded her, and she was huddled in a corner, crying her eyes out.

Villain frowned. They transformed again – and again, and again. They screamed in frustration, then in terror. That didn’t help them.

They exploded.

When all the group regained their consciousness, they demanded an explanation. The locksmith squeaked:

“I didn’t know ! Of course I didn’t know ! But...when I think about it...that makes sense.”

“What makes sense ?”

“I think...I forced them to take too many forms at the same time, and at the end they couldn’t cope.”

“How did you do that ?”

“Oh”, said the nurse, who nodded.

“What ? It’s some kind of special ability ?”

“It depends from the point of view, I suppose.”

“Well, what is it called ?”

“Generalized anxiety.”

*

Back to Hero x Villain Masterlist

#villain and hero #hero villain community #well sorta #humor me #villain and civilian #writeblr #writers on tumblr #original fiction #creative writing #writing snippet #writing drabble #writing dialogue #my writing #hero x villain #civilian x villain #Aaaah said the group with zero exclamation mark #I like to think that the official Hero is a trickster leaving her job to the citizens #because she doesn’t actually believe in hero-ing #no one likes her #villains heroes or citizens #but she never gets fired because infuriatingly it works out great every time

[incorrectlit]

Verkhovensky: I mean, do you even like me?

Stavrogin: I don’t like you.

Verkhovensky: Oh, okay…

Stavrogin: But you never asked me if I love you…

Verkhovensky: You love me????

Stavrogin: No.

#literature #russian lit #fyodor dostoevsky #demons #the devils #the possessed #dostoevsky demons #pyotr stepanovich verkhovensky #pyotr verkhovensky #verkhovensky #nikolai stavrogin #nikolai vsevolodovich stavrogin #stavrogin #stavrogin x verkhovensky #well sorta #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #stavrovensky

[endgameinthenorth]

Are We Ready for Scorned Lover Greg? 👀

#tomgreg #succession spoilers #well sorta #i have an entire meta i haven't posted #on greg this season #i still think they'll make it work

[hypo-critic-al]

Creature spending some time in nature, when he still could see the beauty and peace in it

#he deserves animal friends and a flowercrown #as a treat #reject humanity become one with the nature #well sorta #victor pls take care of your creation challenge #frankenstein #frankenstein or the modern prometheus #mary shelley’s frankenstein #frankenstein’s creature #adam frankenstein #frankenstein art

[cerezzzita]

I have a question for dmcblr before the dmc5 day/women's day ends: It's clear that every new game we are introduced to a new female character, so we'll probably see one in dmc6 (although I would like to see older ones in screen like Lucia & Beryl). But tell me, people, what do you think she would look like and be? What kind of relation she would have, depending on the plot? I wanna see how creative you guys can be 👁👁

#cerezzz.talkz #devil may cry #dmc5 #well sorta

[2009-ghost]

you were expecting call of duty but i need you to take a second and. look at my metro ocs please

these are dragomir and sergei and i love them to death they're so silly so stupid look at them go etc etc

yes i know it's a wip but i'm not motivated enough to finish stuff these days sorry

#metro 2033 #metro oc #metro exodus #they're stalkers #good for them #well sorta #but i only remember crumbs of whatever story i came up with for them so it's whatever #maksimka explodes #maksimka art #maksimka ocs #dragomir #sergei