#well i can fix it now

[gl1tchxr]

i didn't realize until recently how little fantasy stuff is in my world. sure they're all animals or dragons and they've got magic but there's no actual gods and i didn't even think about including magical artifacts or beings made of magic until a month or so ago. everything could've been so much cooler this whole time lol

#ghost post #well i can fix it now #i only have one idea for a magic being so far and its that one of the gods (not technically gods but thats how people see them) had so much #magic that part of it flaked off and gained sentience #the god's name is october and they founded a prosperous city but they eventually turned into a tyrant #and the people of the city fought them to gain control and won #and october was driven away and left severely weakened #but during the conflict that's when part of their magic broke off and became its own person #it took the same form as october (just smaller) and terrorized the city for a while but then it discovered Free Will(tm) #and now its much happier doing whatever it wants instead of what october wanted #and since its made from shapeshifting magic and its original form was mimicing october after it denounced them it has no set form and just #is whatever it wants to be in the moment #it doesn't even have a name and i'm attached lol #anyway my ideas for magical artifacts are much more boring lol #the dragon who rules over elemental magic made a set of staffs that let anyone use magic (one for each element) #that was a long time ago and none of the dragons are very involved with mortals anymore #but the staffs are still very powerful and floating around the world possibly getting into the wrong hands #:) i'm sure none of the main characters will ever have to deal with that :)))) #another one is a set of two books and when you write in one the text appears in the other (like sunset shimmer's book in mlp) #and my last idea is a mask that can absorb people's appearances then if you put it on you look exactly like them down to every detail #truly an imposter amogus moment #anyway if anyone has reached the bottom of these tags tysm for reading and please let me know if you have ideas for more anything

[intotheelliwoods]

STICKERS ARE HERE.

Anyways now it is just a waiting game for the keychains to arrive before I can sell stuff! Everyone send your best wishes over in hopes the keychains do not get lost in overseas transit haha

#first and foremost tumblr is being an ass and making it so this post wont show up on dashes #because it doesnt like the images bhjbgjhab #and well with the comics that was fine because I could change the image but these are PRINTS?? ON PAPER??? A PRODUCT EVEN #I cannot change what they look like so tumblr can make them dash approved weeps #I hope the new image filter system gets fixed this is ridiculous lmao #anyways #2 arms left #2al merch #then if all goes well keychains should get here in no more than 2 weeks? #no more than 2 weeks #thats the hope baha #edit: IT SHOWS UP ON DASHES NOW??? huh??? #tumblr are you ok

[jahiera]

see the thing about Astarion to me is I don't actually think he has a clue who he actually is beneath all of the everything he's got going on. he's got impulses, he's got drive, a will to live, he's got desires and amusements and cravings, but an actual selfhood?? no. there's a blue error screen where the person of him should be, the person -- whoever that was, I'm personally of the mind he likely wasn't good then either, but we'll see where the story takes us -- before Cazador. the man in front of us today is this mishmash of interior delight at freedom and sunlight but also capable of true unapologetic cruelty and willingness to be ugly in a multitude of ways. so he follows the impulse. he follows what intrigues and amuses, and nothing will take that freedom from him again. and he reflects back onto others the violence that was done unto him. a lack of power kept him down? now he wants to accumulate power, so it can never be turned on him again. but he also misses the sun while he's underground. he's mean and desperate and ruthless and it's interesting because he's unapologetic about it, he's unflinching about it. he's vindictive and mean and desperately floundering around throwing stuff at a wall to see what sticks in terms of personhood because who is he now. 200 years of horrific servitude and now he's just out and about and he's in the mud.

and he can be horrible. and yet when you take the routes of prying open the faaairly shallow veneer he has of smug and snark and snappiness, he'll give you pieces of the raw and the desperate -- "I want to know what the world sees when it looks at me. what you see." is a line you only get if you're earnest with him. any other path in the dialogue will have him continue the shallow persona you've come to know. and in all of that I think nothing is "this is real, this is an act," set in stone because I just don't think he even knows, I don't think he has a CLUE what's his and what's the protective measures and what's the real delight and what's the cruel mockery of his surroundings and what he's willing to give vs what he needs to hide vs what he lets slip out on accident. the inconsistencies in his own ideas and what he says and what he does. I think most everything about him is in a weird place of deeply uncertain. is it a lie? is it a glimmer of truth? for me, I like to interpret him in this weird menagerie of half-truths and shallow lies and omissions, because we've only known him a short while and maybe also he doesn't even know the answer yet. who is he? fuck if HE knows. anyways. smash.

#this is NOT coherent or well put together I'm just chewing on him right now like a dog toy in my brain #I do think it's so vital to not miss the point that he's shallowly horrible in so many ways #like. objectively. #not that I don't love the 'I can fix him' but imagining him soft diminishes the character for me #It feels VITAL to him that he's gnarly in so many respects. and yet floundering and insecure in so many others #self-preservation at all costs but what are you preserving babyboy! you have no clue only that you must protect yourself #he approves of and finds amusement in minor cruelties in a way that feels so .... soooo .... #I don't know. like if he can turn it on someone else that means /he/ is finally beyond the reach of someone doing it to him #because as soon as it's done to him he goes OFF THE RAILS #call him a slave and he shows a startling aggression that is fairly rare (he doesn't often yell -- merely sly and slink and snarks and digs #it's just. HIM. #I'm putting him in the microwave for around 4 minutes to see what comes out. #astarion #bg3 meta

[cringefail-clown]

"so, are you ever going to write that ult!kankri fic?" yes. yes i will. im writing it right now actually.

enjoy the beginning of a lenghty dream sequence that takes a turn for the worse for dirk. kankris a cunning son of a gun in this one.

(when i figure out how to actually code all of this shit on ao3 its over for yall)

#homestuck #homestuck au #dirk strider #kankri vantas #hsbc #homestuck beyond canon #homestuck epilogues #ult dirk #ultimate dirk strider #dirkri #dirkkri #can you tell. can you tell im reading house of leaves #also i ripped the idea with the dialogue in a dream sequence straight from bones of black marrow #its just such a fun detail #as for why ultkri doesnt use 69's in his speech... well #hes part signless now. i dont think hed be happy to use a quirk that basically references his worst traumatic experience #edit: fixed the glaring spelling error. fml

[mothsakura]

If the devs don't give UI some lore.... then I will ...

relationship chart:

pebbles:

UI dislikes him, hell they are basically one minor inconvenience away from hating him. he's slightly older than them, but despite being "such a brat" (UI is projecting onto him. pebbles is NOT a brat <///3), he is a lot more liked by the group than UI. neither do their views align, UI is an anti-sliverist, and pebbles is a sliverist. so basically UI is fighting pebbles for the title of the cooler third gen iterator of the group (everyone else in the group is either second gen or first gen)

moon:

UI likes moon, literally the only one who UI isn't mean around. and it's not because UI just wants to be on the good side of a senior, no, UI genuinely does think that moon is rather nice. a part of UI wishes that they were her younger sibling instead of pebbles. moon is sort of the only one who's nice to them… thus they need to repay moon by being nice back. UI tries their best to not accidentally push moon away.

grey wind:

never talked to them, sort of wary, but admire them nonetheless. neither did UI wanna talk to GW, i guess they feel too guilty, as if GW absolutely despises them for how they're unable to really keep much friendships without pushing everyone away after 100 cycles. this guilt clouds UI's eyes, making them wary of GW because they so thoroughly convinced themselves GW hates them.

no significant harassment:

rather neutral about NSH, tried to become friends with NSH but ended up pushing him away like they always do. nevertheless, they hold no good or bad opinions about NSH

suns:

UI doesn't know them, has no clue why they talk like they're a part of the group, and really doesn't like them because of this. UI is sort of distrustful of strangers, they definitely live by an extreme version of "you do not get my respect for free"

layout of the group, purely my hcs

extra ^

#RC au reboot #this is the tag i am using for the au now #this au will mainly be focusing on UI #also RC au -or rotten core au- will closely follow cannon events but just from the perspective of UI #rotten core is sort of an iterator version of the phrase “rotten heart” #because thats what you assume about UI if you don't know them very well </3 #i can fix them i promise <3 #rain world #rw #iterator #unparalleled innocence #rw au #art #lore #lots.... lots of lore #more lore to come even! #tagging mentioned iterators too: #five pebbles #looks to the moon #seven red suns #no significant harassment #rw grey wind #rw chasing wind

[eff-plays]

I think Wyll is prettier than Astarion. There I said it. Astarion is more interesting certainly but mainly because Wyll is easier to look at. I just kick my legs and giggle whenever he's on screen. Mesmerized by him. Cannot tear my eyes away type shit.

#i desperately want to romance him but he's hard to find an angle on for an appropriately angsty romance that i enjoy #cuz he's so nice and well-adjusted it's like u deserve better than whatever creature i make for u king<3 #wyll keep trying tho he simply must be smooched asap #i think pally is my best bet tbh #like someone who's righteously angry at mizora #like feral abt how she's mistreating wyll #vengeance pally would be juicy i think but maybe barb could also work? hmmm #i did make a rogue drow just now who looks like the joker and i feel like that'd be a fun combo #i will keep thinking on it #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #wyll ravengard #the problem with wyll is that he's not real and not my boyfriend #astarion type men are fun when they're fictional and you know you wouldn't touch them with a ten-foot-pole irl #but wyll?? i wanna kiss wyll. reader x wyll type shit. i think he can fix me<3

[battydora]

nsfw, sub. urogi, dom. reader, adult reader!!, gn. reader (cock mentioned, can be a strap or not), pet play, praise kink, handjobs, anal sex, restraints, cnc (safe word agreed before narrative), ruined orgasm, absolute filthy smut

urogi is so cute when he's being fucked, he's such a lovely pet.

he's playful, he's always smiling and cracking small comments through the act, but most of the time because he faces how flustered he actually is by being goofy. his laughter comes out brokenly from his mouth when you tell him he's being such a good pet for you, his cheeks darken and his stomach flutters at the praise.

urogi is also restless, he does not stay still for a moment, he always feels and listens to his body so he can't stop his hips from swinging while giving him head or handjobs, from fluttering his wings excitedly, from digging his claws onto the matress and ripping the fabric, from kicking his feet when he's close, even shivering and getting goosebumps from your hand only running along his back.

don't be surprised if he gets louder as you go on, he is most likely to scream if you make him feel too good. but dear mercy, the real problem is when he moves too much, he kicks his feet and swings his hips so much more when he's approaching orgasm. you get to play with this sometimes, by giving him a punishment.

he cries so loudly when he can't feel himself fully, he gets desperate as you torture him by having him all tied up to a chair, no movements allowed, no freedom at all. his upper taloons are tied behind his back, lower ones tied to the chair's legs and wings closed restrained with chains. he suffers even more when you're giving him a handjob and his orgasm approaches, restraints never letting him rock around, feeling desperate and uncomfortable in his own body. pretty tears rolling down his cheeks at his ruined orgasm, whining "noo..! stop it, please, untie me (y/n) please!"

his complaints go unaddressed as you tighten your grip on his cock with both hands and begin to jerk him off harder and faster, making him shout at the overstimulation on his sensitive and swollen tip "don't be so scandalous, be a good pet and take it".

he can't break free from the ropes and so he begins to beg again "no! no! stop!! nghah! i c-can't!! i can't take it! make it s-stop! please please!!" he cries out, his body desperately fighting against your restrictions trying to escape your merciless torture "fuck, fuck, fuck!!" more tears falling off his eyes as he shut them close.

it only takes him a few moments to loosen and fall exhausted on the chair, his body no longer capable of enduring his punishment, dry dark red cheeks and yellow eyes begging to rest. his chest goes up and down trying to recover but he's so tired, he just wants now an eternal nap, he, the so hyperactive urogi, wants nothing more than rest.

but the fun only just begins for you, now that he endured his punishment all the way, it is time to reward him, just when he gets to control his breath and recover just a little bit, you untie all of his extremities and carry him to the futon, making him lay on his tummy for you. he knows what you are doing but he's so ruined and sore to even speak. "my little pet took the punishment so well, it shall receive a reward for being so strong~" he barely jolts at your thumb rubbing his entrance before sliding two fingers in, his cheeks go darker and his mouth twists into a grimace, he feels he could almost cry for being praised so lovingly after a torture that felt like hours.

you succesfully manage to make urogi stay still while you fuck him without any restraints. you fuck his ass surprisingly lovingly, slow hip movements allowing you to dig deeper inside of him and making him moan the sweetest noises you ever heard. he enjoys this slow fucking, especially after being used mercilessly by you minutes ago.

"my baby, i was so rough to you, you like being fucked like this? yeah? mmh, of course, you're my good pet, you deserve no less" you say as you slam your hips a little bit faster against him.

your praises only help him feel more dizzy and cock-drunk. he just loves how good your dick feels inside of him and how gently you treat him, he is too tired to have his body responding to you so he just mumbles and moans nonsense until he comes again, as a prize this time.

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#[ ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ] ≫captain's library #he's so cute #proof read this a few times but still not sure if i fixed all the mistakes and incoherences?? #but oh well whatever #(i'm so happy that i can just give a fuck about mistakes. months ago i couldn't and i write much more happily now) #urogi #urogi kny #urogi headcanons #urogi x reader #hantengu clones #hantengu clones smut #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba smut #demon slayer smut #kny #kny smut #kny x reader #demon slayer x reader #sub!character #dom!reader

[mattodore]

finished making the hair ties i wanted! plus now theo has them too since they’re for his hair anyway :)

#river dipping #ts4 #ts4 edit #matthias evanoff #theodore doe #echthroi #once again there was no need for me to edit these screenshots i just really like doing it <3 #they look so handsome....... #all together there are nine versions! theo has a left and a right version for the hair ties #but matthias just has a left version (since i made his first! i could go add a right version for him but he's left handed anyway) #there's one version where it's both hair ties like in that pic of matthias vs. the separated versions of the hair ties like in theo's pic #i know i've made my own preset and my own poses / scars / moles / tattoos but i've never done anything with mesh editing!! #well... i did fix that muzzle cc that matthias wears so that it fits his face properly... which!!! now that i know how to mess with uvs #like... i can actually take the mesh of the muzzle and properly fit it to his nose bridge and everything... gahhhh #i'm so pleased!! i've already tested the hair ties in game too since jerma was just streaming so i had something to watch #i just spent the first hour or so of the stream making theo's left wrist hair ties and then the rest of the stream playing in game #no glitches or bugs that i know of! success!!! #also modeled these hair ties off the hair ties i use... i actually have one on my wrist rn and let me just say... they look the exact same

[daemon-in-my-head]

Sometimes I can sit down and actually get shit done. Sometimes I can attempt that realism bit. And then I get too tired of blending, so whatever the fuck this is happens, and I'll just accept it. Close ups under cut.

#im definitely not just posting this so i stop going back and “breakfixing” things #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #durgetash #bg3 gortash #bg3 durge #gortash x durge #love how gorty makes my oc look even more like a waling corpse #ok well the light doesnt help i suppose #enough tag rambling #pls dont expect me to do this ever again idefk which brushes ive used #it was like all of them and more #anyway im not going back to fix it #call it artistic freedom i want him to glow #yes i just wanted to give that guy a crown #my durge just over here to really contrast stuff #their faces are 100% burned into my sclera now and i can see their wrinkles with my eyes closed

[rabbiteclair]

do other fields have this thing where 80% of people who are, in theory, mid-career experienced professionals are barely capable of performing fairly basic tasks without personalized guidance, or is software development just suffering under the curse of an entire generation being told to go into the field if they want to earn enough money to pay rent

#got off work two hours late today #because i was helping somebody with such daunting bugs as #'ah see the issue here is that you sent your content-type header to application/vnd.ms-excel for some reason.' #'you told the server that you are sending it an Excel file. like. an old Excel file. and you aren't. so why did you do that?' #'ah. I see. you copied some 12-year-old code and reused it without considering what it does? well. there's your problem.' #also 'one problem I see is that you spelled company wrong. yes. it has an M in it. right. put an M there. an M. like Monkey. M' #'yes put an M. no not at the end. see how you typed 'conpany'? yes it needs to be 'company'. so just fix that' #'right. c-o-m-p-a-n-y. yes. that's where the M should go. okay but now you've typed 'cmpany'. can we put an O there? yes after the C' #and 'well the problem here is that you're retrieving a list of numbers and telling Hibernate to interpret them as a random object' #'ah it's some code you copied from somewhere and didn't change apart from the query? yeah that tracks. well. change it.'

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Dangerously close to plotting a real Skyrim/Lord of the Rings crossover for after Keeping Count because my secret desire for Leara/Glorfindel has reared its head again

Shhh Don't question it.

#look look now i must explain #the explanation is that leara simply works well with literally every male character I like at least for the most part #anyway #it'd be funny #i wish i could write a leara/astarion fic but i do NOT understand d&d at all alas #I understand lotr/silm on a crazy level so i guess sunshine hero elf it is #this is fine actually #actually what i really need to do is edit and finish my funny Skyrim/hobbit crack fic but that's a ten year old project #no really #I do NOT KNOW i am just having thoughts and i'm sharing them on my blog because it's mine and I can #also i was in the glorfindel/ofc tag on ao3 like five minutes ago and it looks empty and sad #so Leara can fix it #one day there will be more leara ships than there are for hermione granger jk maybe #i should make a list #I am talking out of my hair it is unlikely that i'll ever do anything the fact that keeping count even exists is a bloody miracle #mod post #oc: leara roseblade

[sueorheros]

Finally finished spoiler!

#finallyyyyyyyyy #now she and cass can hold hands :) #i realized why cass's head looks like an egg finally. didnt cut the fabric pieces with the stretch going the right way #might try to fix that at some point #but next im gonna make jason. bc. idk how to do hair still. or other facial features. thank u king for wearing a stupid red bucket #stephanie brown #spoiler #cassandra cain #batgirl #batfam #fleece was so much easier than the minky but. i do wish i had found minky in the right color. #but also now theres no consistency. its gonna be weird if cass (and parts of steph) are the only ones not fleece... oh well

[b4kuch1n]

ough brain is doing SO bad but sometimes. there are colors

#bakuspeech #WIP #cw: gore #the stuffed animal cartoon kind. but still #ask to tag #Im so fucking sorry I keep going like I will draw! (does not draw for three weeks #I. ngl Somethin is goin on up there. I finished writing a Thing and it doesnt solve that #I just. this is my capacitance really I think. I just gotta. accept it. work with it #its always so funny tho bc like I look at whatever it is Im drawing rn and its like hey this looks like shit! this looks ass #and then I keep drawing it. #like this piece is at Least two weeks into something thats supposed to be a pretty quick revised illus for #an old wizard leon design. and like if I werent Bit Off it wouldve stayed that way #instead. this is how its goin #I have not slept for 23 hours. I should uh. fix that #but yeah its just. my brain is wrappin itself around some new ideas n concepts n shit rn #like. I was really afraid I wouldnt be able to paint digitally if Im not on the screen tablet #and its kinda fuckin with me? like obviously I can. I am literally doing the exact same things Im doing on the screen tablet #but now on a graphic tablet #thats just. not getting thru to my brain yet. for some reason. its still generating goo n such #well! what is a guy to do. if not blastin off regardless #sorry. I really should sleep now #have a good night lads! this piece will be done when its done. I am NOT saying more I am not jinxing SHIT #u should change ur pillowcases! it really does send u to another realm

[teastarfall]

i have no clue what im going for w/ my artstyle anymore exploding on the spot right now ^_^

#i was extremely happy with the colouring on the first doodles until i got to hunter ☹️ #i think it’s because i changed his colour palette on one part of him #and im not used to changing his colours alone #and now i feel like i dipped my own art in cement #oh well i can change it back lol #second doodle brought me back to the days when i was hyper fixed on the dad hunter au #that au is dead btw… the ghost of it still haunts me.. #no reason why i dropped it i just lost interest #hunter does have the occasional babysitter role in my main au though #it goes as well as you’d expect 😋 #is it normal to ramble in my own tags idek at this point #little nightmares #little nightmares 2 #very little nightmares #little nightmares fanart #ln rcg #ln hunter #ln rk #ln thin man #ln six #ln mono