#weegies

[pianokantzart]

How do you feel about DK? (either in general or his relationship w/ Mario)

I just generally think DK's hilarious.

He's the best fighter in his kingdom to the point that he's hailed as a celebrity, and yet he is so fantastically bitter about the fact that he got his ass kicked by a tiny inexperienced man in overalls. Which, frankly, is his own darn fault for being too self confident to use powerups during the fight.

Meanwhile Mario's just... existing. He doesn't even care much that he beat DK, to him it was merely a stepping stone to reach his brother. Mario is just like "good game" and goes out of his way to be nothing but nice, while the entire time the gorilla is FUMING. He desperately wants round two.

I also like the fact that they didn't really bond over any deep conversation or their shared daddy issues, but instead reached a mutual understanding by fighting a common enemy. It gives me hope that Mario and DK will maintain a frenemy vibe in the future, because the way they rub each other the wrong way is so legitimately funny.

On a side note... I also like how friendly DK was to Luigi after first meeting him? Like that accidentally-aggressive elbow nudge when Bowser got put into the jar.

It was a short interaction, but it gave me major "frat boy who makes sure the anxious kid feels included" vibes.

#Then again let's be honest... we need more Weegie interactions when it comes to the ENTIRE cast #But yeah I really don't have too many thoughts on this guy beyond 'ha ha funny gorilla bully Mario' #Donkey Kong #Mario #Luigi #DK #Mario Movie #Super Mario Brothers Movie #mario commentary #askbox #anon

[1-upboys]

You remember the scenes in the smb movie where Luigi gives Mario several tummy pokes? My headcanon is that Mario squeezes Luigi's sides in return, but Luigi absolutely losing it cause he's so ticklish sdafkashf

Ticklish Luigi is melting my heart ;u;

#mario luigi #super mario fanart #mario comic #mario and luigi #mario bros #super mario #mario #luigi nintendo #luigi #weegie #weegee #ticklish!luigi #ticklishluigi #ticklish luigi #smb #smb plumbing #smb movie #smb spoilers #smb fanart #super mario bros fanart #super mario bros #1upboys #1 up boys #1ub #comic #1 up boys comic #ask #answered #answer #headcanon

[jeffersonhairpie]

Wound up at the pub where Roman tells Eduardo that he wants to lick his neck and then they agree to buy the wrong football team together. Love and light 💚

#Roman Roy #Eduardo asgarov #Succession #Pub also featured in trainspotting #Apologies for horrible reflection in taking a picture of the picture #Anyway things that can only happen to weegies

[parisoonic]

its finally summer here in scotland!!! taps aff!!

Taps-Aff (Scots) = Literally "tops off." The removing of one's shirt in the event of warm weather, a phenomenon rarely seen in Glasgow.

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 demoman #demo you live in dustbowl everyday is taps aff weather its bloody braw there #taps oan is the opposite if anyone is interested #i know demo isnt a weegie but EVERYONE says this nonstop come june lol #my boyf said i drew demo too ripped inititally so hopefully this is dadbod enough #it was like 18 degrees today but thats still taps aff worthy lol

[lilsilly1]

Hello people, here is probably the official art-style I'll use for Luigi in the comic I'll start some day...

I practiced a bit of facial expression of the little goober

#luigi #fanart #art #luigi fanart #lil's silly post #luigi art #small artist #weegie #mario bros #silly #dream team #m&l

[waterbottle2006]

hello super paper mario fans

*hurts ur totally favorite couple*

#super mario bros #super paper mario #weegies art #count bleck #blumiere #timpani #spm #spm fanart

[ineffablemossy]

Thought we needed a more Scottish version of David's now legendary shirt.

Specifically a Weegie* version.

So I made one!

In case you're not familiar with Scots/Weegie:

Wains = children/kids

Alaine = alone

Wee = small/little

Gobshite = untranslatable insult

*For Americans and other aliens: 'weegie' is a word denoting a person from Glasgow. Shortened from Glaswegian. The Glaswegian accent and slang is renowned for its humour and warmth. The type of warmth you get from the single candle attempting valiantly to light your entire flat at 5pm on a dreich Winter's day.

#lgbt pride #lgbtq community #trans kids #leave trans kids alone #weegie #weegee #glaswegian #trans pride #trans allies #good omens 2 #good omens #glasgow belongs to Crowley it says so in the book #im just saying #perfect demon for the job #crowley #david tennant #non binary #non binary pride #michael sheen #neil gaiman #this is on teemill let me know if yous want the link idk #glasgow #you have my heart #graphic design is my passion #graphic design is my prison #sorry for the shite photo i was too excited when it arrived #scots #scots language

[anartisticalniche]

Why Luigi Doll is not in the AU

SMG4 didn't know dolls could be subject of possessions lol

#smg4 #smg4 mario #smg4 luigi #smg4 weegie doll #smg4 pirate au #a corsair freebooter #my art

[c-kiddo]

i will look for the posts (maybe) bc im sure ive said on here before but i got reminded of cr au in which theyre all just from th uk and its funny to me. rip beau you wouldve loved being scottish

#kiddo say #can u imagine.... weegie beau #its so clear in my head #cads from the highlands and literally no one knows what hes saying apart from yasha (also highlands) they speak gàidhlig togehrer <3 #fjords got the southerner english accent so they all get to bully him #jes is from edinburgh #ok ran out of thoughts. it was warm earlier and the temperature dropped 2 degrees v quick because some fog rolled in and the sun went away #i wanted to hang out at ______ but it got too cold

[anarchotolkienist]

Three people were arrested for the blockade at Thales in Glasgow this morning and are being held at Govan police station, just opposite Bellahouston Park. All support are encouraged to appear before the station at five - in an hour's time - to show their support for the arrested.

#I'll show up myself after my shift #about six I expect #share around if you can so that more weegies will hear

[agropuff]

eughhh yeah 👍 my little boy killing stuff…. as a treat

#kisses his lil head #godrule #tw blood #micah #the saviour #uh #jacks.art #keegy weegy ocs

[thelittlepinkwitchblog]

THE SEAGULLS OF WATERDEEP - A ONESHOT

First off, hello I am not dead just inactive.

I don't usually post much of my writing but here I am, and I'll be 100% honest, this idea has been bouncing around my brain since i made that initial post I dont know when (idk how to link posts but its there somewhere), about the Seagulls of Aberdeen by Scottish comedy group Weegie Hink Ae That? With respect to the source of my setting (the person whose story has me in a vice grip), this one-shot takes place in sort of the “in-between-scenes” of a story like @galebrainrot2024 ‘s on-going series, a former school rivals to friends to more (?) Kind of story. Come into my mind scape, where Tav went to Blackstaff with Gale as kids, they were rivals, and for whatever reason Tav went on to multiclass as a Sorcerer-Bard in order to make a better living or fulfill a passion or whatever, I didn't really think about that until I'm literally writing this intro thing. I like my Tav being F personally but I wrote this as an genderless Tav so I hope everyone can enjoy ^_^

Setting - the party camps in a relatively safe area for the night, allowing everyone to relax a bit from the Ilithid problem, along with the array of personal quests to be fulfilled. Gale made a hearty stew and everyone decided that they should have a little bit of wine as a treat for their weeks of steady hard work. Karlach was the first companion found by Tav after the crash, and so she requested a song the bard had played before meeting the rest of the party. Takes place after the meeting with Elminster.

***

“Oh, oh, sing that funny one about the seagulls!” Karlach almost vibrated from excitement, the heat of her skin radiating more than the well tended campfire. Tav looked around, at the reactions of their companions. Halsin and Wyll both nodded at them encouragingly, Astarion shrugged nonchalantly. Gale had been quiet for days, as quiet as one could expect from him; ever since Elminster quelled the orb with Mystra's blessing, so that he could, well, never mind. Tav observed him as he ran his fingers over the hem of his purple linen chemise, a silent glimpse into the torrent of his mind. “You'll love this one wizard, it's about your home turf.” Having caught on to her friend's gaze, the teifling deliberately brought the wizard from his thoughts and into the circle of conversation.

“Honestly, I would love to hear it.” He did his best to smile, to seem like his usual self, but Tav could see a forlornness deal within his eyes, having taken root in his heart since the orb was silenced.

“Yes, Tav. Do indulge us.” Shadowheart added, taking another sip of wine.

Tav waved their hand, silently summoning a lute with their Bardic Arcana, an act of casual magic that made Gale's heart skip, though for a moment he thought it was the now slumbering orb. Checking the tune with a single strum across the cords, Tav's lips curled into a cat's grin, obviously pleased to have been asked to provide entertainment during their rest. “Alrighty then, if you know the words, sing along.” Playing a simple intro, Tav began to sing, their accent, what dear readers would recognize as Scottish, clearly audible. “Oh the seagulls o'er in Waterdeep, have you seen the fucking size of the seagulls in Waterdeep?” Expecting a ballad that was aforementioned funny, Gale surprised himself when he burst out laughing with everyone else after the first crass line.

“Oh the seagulls o'er in Waterdeep, I watched one fight a granny at the Harbour in Waterdeep.”

Karlach joined into a rough harmony, Tav altering their pitch to accommodate the joyful teifling. “I thought I must be Water-dreamin’ up I wasnae, the big ol' bastard's devil eyes staring right through me. I thought I must be Water-dreamin’ but I wasnae, the big ol’ bastard chased me down and tried to kill me.” Shadowheart, Wyll, and Halsin all joined in with the chorus, Astarion enjoyed the spectacle too much to join, Lae'zel had left to train, and Gale was too busy marveling at how easily Tav smoothed over any friction that may have arisen during the day; any disagreement or tension between comrades was quickly forgiven or forgotten the moment they sat by the fire with their lute and vocal chords. As the bridge came and Tav's voice easily shifted higher, their eyes met for a single moment before the bard turned to Karlach, saying something quickly between verses. “Oh the seagulls o'er in Waterdeep they scream. Karlach, make the seagulls noise! Oh the seagulls o'er in Waterdeep they scream,”

“Wawa wawawa wawawa wawawawa!” With her whole chest, Karlach did her best seagull impression, flapping her hands to imitate wings.

“Oh the seagulls o'er in Waterdeep they scream,”

“Wawa wawawa wawawa wawawawa!” Shadowheart had joined Karlach's impression, her cheeks red from the wine most of them had consumed with the dinner Gale had prepared.

“Oh the seagulls o'er in Waterdeep,” Slowing the tempo, none knew the final line the Bard would deliver, the final blow to a song that almost had tears of laughter flow. “I watched one bust a nut at the Harbour in Waterdeep.” Shaking his head as Tav flourished on the lute in finality, he struggled for breath as his fingers clasped the bridge of his nose.

A moment of applause rang through the clearing as Tav said their thanks and seemed to humbly accept whatever praise or criticism came their way. Though no complement could surpass Gale’s; Tav's heart swelled almost painfully at his breathy laughs as he muttered to himself with a half smile, almost hiding his face in his hand to suppress himself. “Oh sweet Gods above, I needed that.”

***

please be kind to me with criticisms, be constructive but I'm sensitive k thanks

Okay, I love you, Gods bless ♡ bye ♡

#gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate gale #gale dekarios au #wizard of waterdeep #baldurs gate 3 #weegie tink ae that? #seagulls of aberdeen #gale x bard tav #gale x sorcerer tav #gale x you #gale x tav #i am not dead #hello i am not dead

[xlunardreams]

Thank you so much for the reblog! Here's your daily Mario gif:

OMG …

#yippie!! weegie time!!

[nuctoria]

Maybe it's not the right time to ask this.

Mario's opinion... Luigi's harem

With Daisy and Peasley he wasn't surprised at all, he teased him endlessly about it. He basically introduced Daisy to Luigi after helping her out in Sarasaland. Peasley openly showed his favouritism to Luigi so it was no surprise to anyone that they'd end up together.

Dreambert and Bowser was a total surprise. Dreambert because he showed equal respect to both him and Luigi and didn't make his crush to his lil bro obvious but he certainly doesn't mind, he finds it cute with how gentle and loving they are to each other. He does mind with Bowser though and was an even bigger surprise then Dreambert! Bowser never showed a single interest in Luigi, forgetting his name in seconds whenever they faced him together! How did this happen?! When did this happen?! He made a big fuss over it and asked Luigi a million questions to try and wrap his head around it. He worried Bowser was manipulating Luigi and would hurt him since he has before but after many weeks of supervision he calmed down and came to accept it, tolerating the lizard when he's not kidnapping the princess.

He nearly had a heart attack when he learned Luigi was with any of these three. King Boo, Antasma and Dimentio. He kept trying to figure out what sort of mind control he was trapped in. He nearly killed Dimentio and Antasma all over again and threatened King Boo that he'd learn how to handle ghosts like Luigi. It took such a long time for Luigi to calm Mario down and explain the situation. He doesn't underestimate his brother, never, but this is nuts! These are the three villains who hurt Luigi the most and were so dangerous to the point they even scared him a bit! He feared they would take away his lil bro the second he turned his back on them, he couldn't let that happen! There were a LOT of rules set in place that stuck for nearly a whole year before Mario managed to begin having a bit of faith and trust or tolerance in those three. It started with Antasma since he was actually the tamest and more calm one of the villains, even if the bat didn't like him and bit him a few times.

#luigi #mario #super mario bros #king boo #antasma #dimentio #prince peasley #princess daisy #prince dreambert #bowser #luigi harem #weegie your harem is driving your big bro nuts #darling I know villains are hot but damn

[lilsilly1]

Princess Luigi ~ :3

YIPPEEE

#luigi fanart #luigi art #luigi #princess luigi #weegie #super mario #mario bros #art #small artist #fanart #lil's silly post #silly

[waterbottle2006]

any uh super paper mario fans in the crowd? yall tryna... yall wanna...um... uh...um...like talk or sum?

#weegies art #super mario bros #mario bros #mario fanart #super paper mario #my art #super mario #mario brothers #super paper mario dimentio #dimentio #super dimentio