#we are not the same 😂

[sweetest-honeybee]

If anyone knows of any 18+ welcome home discord servers or anything, I’d love to know (18+ as in age group, not content. I’d like a space with just adults pls)

#as nice as the one I joined yesterday was there was just…so many kids #like bro some of you are in MIDDLE SCHOOL #we are not the same 😂 #anyways if you know of any pls let me know

[kingkatsuki]

Bakugou overhears you talking to Mina about things guys do that give you the ick and he spends the rest of the day practically moping to Kirishima that you hate him.

#he thinks the world is ending #he’s got nothing else to live for #poor bby #the ick can be as you wish #I wonder if we pick the same thing😂😭

[queer-book-character-tournament]

*it’s the finals for tournament 2 but don’t forget the winner has to face the tournament 1 winner

Character, book, and author names under the cut

Nathaniel J. Northland- Hunger Pangs: True Love Bites by Joy Demorra

Lady Ursula- Hunger Pangs: True Love Bites by Joy Demorra

Wei Wuxian- Mo Dao Zu Shi/Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu

#you guys love pushing two characters from the same book into the final round 😂 #we did this last time too #Nathaniel J. Northland #Nathaniel Northland #Hunger Pangs #True Love Bites #Hunger Pangs: True Love Bites #Joy Demorra #Lady Ursula #Ursula #Wei Wuxian #Wei Ying #Mo Dao Zu Shi #MDZS #Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation #MXTX #Mo Xiang Tong Xiu #polls #lgbt books #queer book character tournament 2

[raplinenthusiasts]

#besties for @94erz 💜

© qdeoks , theultimatedodo

#half of these I had ready even before my ask btw #we just have the same fave moments 😂 #I hope I’m still on time to wish you happiest birthday and entire new year 🥳 #I love reading your asks and thoughts 🫶 #kim namjoon #jung hoseok #bts #btsgif #dailybts #dailybangtan #userbangtan #cyphernet #*mine #besties #it’s my literal tag for them 🥰

[rebouks]

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Oscar: So… [Robin sighed dramatically; he could’ve guessed where this was going even if he wasn’t privy to his father’s thoughts] Oscar: What’re you gonna do, sue me for not believing you? Robin: [snorts] He’s not bothering me, dad. Oscar: So, why don’t you talk to him-.. or anyone else at school for that matter. Robin: People don’t usually care what you’re saying, they’re just waiting for their turn to talk. Oscar: C’mon, not everyone’s like that. Robin: Okay.. but what if they don’t like what you say? Like, I say something and they think – oh, that was weird – and then I’m like, wow I wish I hadn’t said that and it’s super awkward and cringe. [Robin fiddled with his fingers, intent on convincing Oscar that anxiety was the culprit. It was easier than explaining the truth; that he could barely think straight amongst everyone else’s thoughts, that couldn’t be arsed, didn’t see the point, found people boring, yada yada] Oscar: Y’know people don’t usually think that whilst you’re talking, right? It’s mostly in our own heads. Robin: Okay, dad. Oscar: Wow, can’t imagine where you get that sarcasm from… Robin: ‘Course not… They do though-.. think that, y’know. Oscar: I think that’s just the social anxiety talking, spud. Robin: And? Oscar: And, you’ve gotta work on your fear-… Robin: It’s not a fear, it’s a fact. [Oscar rolled his eyes as Robin sloped off; it was like arguing with himself] Oscar: Robin… Robin: See, you didn’t like my response so.. point proven, huh? [Robin hovered by the doorframe, wearing a smirk so similar to his own that Oscar couldn’t help but chuckle fondly] Oscar: Tch, get outta here! Robin: Love you, byeeeee. Oscar: [snort laughs] Love you too, bud.

#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 story #sims story #forever in between #fib #oscar finch #robin finch #ksdjskdj #are we feeling any sympathy toward sid yet mr oscar?? #your son snakes his way out of your concerned little talks before u even realised it?? neverrrr.. where'd he get that from #ahahhadskj #😂 #it must be so tiresome for robin tho.. wanting to fight off everyone's concern all the time #but at the same time realising it's preferable/easier for ppl to think it's just anxiety ough #he can't just turn around n be like oh i hear/see too much and my brain hurts and most ppl aren't worth talking to anyway so.. ✌ #like.. i don't think i'd wanna be around someone too much if i knew they could hear/see/feel everything i did #can't blame the guy for keeping it to himself

[starleska]

so those of us who've been writing for and discussing the Toymaker have found it a little tricky at times to discern the Toymaker's characteristics, given how often he changes up his accent, appearance, and temperament!! so, we developed a very silly solution 🙈💖 what's more fun that arbitrary categorisation? these are the different 'facets' of the Toymaker we've noticed - or rather, the characters he plays - and the shorthand names we use for him!! each name corresponds to a particular presentation of the Toymaker, largely tied to changes in voice, appearance and personality. there are moments where these distinct characters bleed into one another! we have:

1920s German Toymaker: the playful, teasing, pseudo-German speaking Toymaker who sells Charles Bannerjee Stooky Bill, and who menacingly juggles at the Doctor and Donna. this is the Toymaker at his personal best: fully invested in his character and thriving in a toy-themed performance. 🧸

French Cabaret Toymaker: the charming, lipsticked, French-accented dancer who accosts the Doctor on the street and sways amid the mayhem of The Giggle. this is a Toymaker who revels in chaos and destruction, and who is equal parts stunning and disquieting 🕺

Marionettist Toymaker: the frightening and severe puppeteer who grows to an impossible size, pulls marionette-Charles' strings and speaks in rhyme. this Toymaker feels the most similar to the original Celestial Toymaker played by Michael Gough! although superficially similar to other Toymakers, his hair is noticeably different and his demeanour is far more sinister 🧵

Showman Toymaker: the volatile ringmaster whose emotions shift on a dime, and who seems equally torn between performance, play, and injustice. this Toymaker is marked in contrast to Marionettist and 1920s German due to the occasional appearance of his American accent, and the apparent sincerity with which he delivers his show for Donna. 🎪

British Card Dealer Toymaker: the cool, calculating cardician whose respect for the game overshadows any desire for drama. much like with Showman, little glimpses of the Toymaker's other characters peek out here, but this Toymaker has a marked seriousness about him that's only knocked by his excitement upon gaining an advantage or winning. 👑

Band Leader Toymaker: the impossible menace with a distinctly feral energy. this Toymaker is a sadist: causing wanton pain, destruction and murder and loving every moment of it. Spice Up Your Life indeed 🌹

WWI Pilot Toymaker: the furious child who refuses to lose. this Toymaker is one who has grown frustrated with those around him who won't play his games, and these frustrations make him unable to maintain his previous playful persona: instead, we see lashings of anger coupled with violence, and the notable sadism of Band Leader 👨‍✈️

(Bonus) Flat Toymaker: the loser, and the lost little boy. i will admit, this was originally because i wanted an even set 😂💖 however, there's an intriguing moment of vulnerability from the Toymaker here, when he begs the Doctor for mercy. for a moment, we get a look into that 'vastness that will never cease' beneath all of the Toymaker's pomp and frills, and we see how truly frightened he is 🎁

#i'm very interested to know how other people mentally categorise these different character performances by the Toymaker #it's fascinating that we can never truly tell what his 'authentic' presentation is - or if he even has one as he's defined by gameplay #someone ought to design a tarot set or something similar based on the different types...👀 #also yes i'm aware i'm knocking on the devil's door by drawing lines between “”versions“” of the same character...i remember the Once-ler 😂 #if the Toymaker can canonically read selfcest fanfic for the Doctor(s) then i can comment on the Toymaker(s) #the toymaker #doctor who #the giggle #charles bannerjee #the doctor #donna noble #stooky bill #dw #neil patrick harris #starleskatalks #long post

[magistralucis]

this is the first Space Marine I have ever painted Please Be Kind 😭🤣... during housecleaning I unearthed this old mini my fiancé had as a child and long story short I made him into a teacup, please welcome Brother Connoisseur of the ~*~*~Albertus Regius~*~*~ Chapter

#warhammer 40k #adeptus astartes #space marines #miniature painting #miniature #freehand #royal albert #freehand is so hard!!!! as much as i love gold edged china i think it was a mistake starting with that aesthetic #should maybe have done a more muted gold and not retributor armour everywhere #even better: i should have just gone with pure blue and white porcelain like my ancestors would have deemed rightful 😂 #on a more serious note: does anyone know what era/edition/year this dude comes from? i am a baby fan i know little about astartes #he is not a big space marine he is objectively (i.e. next to a ruler) about 32mm tall and his backpack design is obv. old #there are some other minis we found of the same time period and i will also chinapaint them i think. but later #also discovered some plastic + metal style thousand sons they must be quite old. and smol

[xiaq]

When you and your bff show up in the same outfit 💕

#lol #we got out of our cars at the same time #and he was like #Erica no #only one of us can channel our high school personas at a time #both at once is too powerful #😂mylife

[twinkodium]

Lando is malfunctioning in the proximity of Oscar 🫠🫠

#f1 #lando norris #my papaya boys 🥹🧡 #mctwinks #oscar piastri #landoscar #big hands won’t help you much if you don’t put the lid on 😂😂 #I’m impressed with Oscar he came a long way since the first Jack Daniel’s video 🥹 #Lando is just too focused on Oscar to realise his mistake lmao #get it all over himself 😂😂 #or was it the plan all along? to get Oscar to lick it off him? 🤭 #the eye contact while shaking them 🫨🫨🫨 #okay okay guys get a room… same motion yeah we know 😩😩 #tune it down you two

[becca-e-barnes]

Sub!bucky is so needy for you after you denied his orgasm a few days (he is so whiny 😩🥵)

And at night he’s having a wet dream of you and he doesn’t know that’s part of you evil plan… while he grinds his clothed dick at your palm you whisper some sexy things in his ears. When he cums he wakes up and you made his look like he was not your good boy 🥵🥵🥵🥵

I've actually been thinking about something similar recently! I just really love subby men eugh 🤤

I like to think you could make it a little more intense though because I prefer to imagine that you've been making him edge for a few days. You don't let him edge inside you, you both know he'd struggle too much. Instead, you lube up your hand and stroke him for hours, letting him fuck your fist until he's dribbled so much precum over you, your hand is unbearably slick and then you kiss his forehead before you tuck his aching cock back into his underwear.

No matter how much he whines and begs and pleads to be allowed to cum, you don't give in. He's not just being denied his orgasm, he's being worked towards it until he's right on the edge and then you give him absolutely nothing. Repeatedly. It's torture but fuck, he gets off on knowing his dick is yours. He doesn't cum without your permission. You completely own him.

He breaks after the sixth night of being relentlessly edged. You'd stroked his cock nice and slowly for hours that day, swirling your tongue over his tip and reminding him that he's the best boy. He was practically shaking by the time you both made it to bed.

His little whine of "Oh fuck, please." was the first thing you remember hearing when you woke up, quickly followed by "O-oh, oh yes."

At first you thought he must be touching himself; giving in to his own slutty thoughts when he thought you wouldn't find out.

As your sleepy brain slowly wakes up, you realise he's grinding against you, rubbing his throbbing cock against your bare ass, gripping your hips like there's no tomorrow. "Gonna cum. F-fuck, gonna cum." He's frantic, his head tucked in against your neck, his breath hot and erratic against your skin.

You can't have that. Absolutely not. You shuffle away from him, determined not to let him have what he needs and the second the contact between your bodies is broken, you hear him whine pathetically.

"Did you really think that would work out for you?" You tease quietly, turning to face him but that's when you realise his eyes are still closed. His brow is furrowed, very clearly still asleep.

You can't help but pity him. He's so desperate to cum, he's grinding against you in his sleep. He's done his very best to do as he's told but his body can't take it. He's been the best boy for you all week. The least you could do is grant him a little relief.

"You're such a good boy, Bucky." You whisper, pressing him gently onto his back, grasping his cock and letting the tip glide between your slick folds. Nothing feels better than this. You've missed it more than you thought you would this week.

"Such a pretty little slut." You line his tip up with your entrance and ever so slowly lower yourself down. "You're a mindless little fuck toy for me when you're like this. So horny, you can hardly even think straight. You've been like a needy fucking puppy for me all week. You just let your dick think for you, isn't that right? You know I could tell when you were zoning out and daydreaming about fucking me? You're so cute."

As you start to really fuck yourself on him, Bucky seems to moan himself awake.

"Please." He begs, and it sounds so pretty when he says it. "Please, I'm so close. I'm gonna cum. I can't cum inside you. There's gonna be so much."

"Oh sweetheart, that's what I want. I want you to fill me. Stuff my cunt full of cum. I thought I told you how badly I want a baby."

#asks answered <3 #anon #becca writes spice #sub!bucky #subby!bucky #this ask is from ages ago #it fit what I wanted to talk about almost perfectly #I'm up at 4.30am tomorrow #and I've got that same excited feeling I used to get as a kid the night before a holiday 😂 #I feel like I've slept all weekend #but I got my lashes done!! #things at work went so well this week #I've been planning this past week since November #and it literally couldn't have went better #I ordered WAY more stuff than I thought we'd need and we literally ran out within 3 days #I can't believe how well it went #so I'm probably gonna talk about it forever and I'm not sorry #tw: somnophilia #tw: somno

[extraordinaryandroid]

BOO

#two grown ups fucking oh noooo #can people get a hobby that isn't flaunting their lack of intelligence as morality. at least do that in a church. traditionally #they talk in the post about how do we not realise we're the freaks - do they feel the same about half the youtubers who played it? 😂

[shahs1221]

I love how you draw Raphael! He looks so handsome! *chef's kiss*

Thank you, nonny! It helps that he is already a stupidly handsome dude.

I mean LOOK

#On a similar note #I've seen people saying in their tags when they reblog my Raphael art “you made him so handsome” and I'm like “???” #Are we... Not playing the same game? #I chalk this up to them interacting with Raphael passively and not really going back to his scenes... But the dude is HANDSOME #The way I draw him may be somewhat stylised. But for the most part it's following his features as much as possible #Also even if you're not a fan of him you CAN still say he's handsome #What are we 12? 😂

[starbuck]

it has to be said: people who only support revenge when Inigo Montoya does it are fake revenge fans… he’s cool and fun about it and also extremely justified… what about characters who are cunts about it and ruin everything and aren’t valid in the slightest? you either show up for them or you aren’t there at all.

#this is a joke… i know people love unjustified revenge too #ESPECIALLY my followers #(or i mean. i would hope so… you’ve put up with a lot over the years if not 😂😂) #but that one post does always make me laugh #like. i do get what it’s saying. i do. #but i always think of this #cuz i like it when people aren’t justified and take it too far and are just generally awful #that’s why revenge fascinates me #so i’m not saying that we can’t or shouldn’t have diversity within the genre #i’m just saying that if you’re only here for it in its most ‘valid’ form - We Are Not The Same

[loveandthings11]

He is so funny and real and sweet and still true to himself 🩷

#only wearing brown is a monstrous lie hahahaha #this was such a good-humored discussion I loved it #I liked that they talked almost all about the play but also still about succ!! #good for him for being honest that that line is not funny to him #idk we need a new word for like ‘insane’ but not ‘funny’ #like it was meant to seem desperate and absurd as an argument but not ‘haha’ you know #and I think Seth gets that but we have few words to express ourselves #I think absurd encompasses it best #also it’s so funny that Seth brought up the mustache thing because I’ve been thinking the same thing 😂 #jeremy strong #succession #kendall roy #an enemy of the people #late night with Seth Meyers #Seth Meyers #Youtube

[coconut530]

CHECK AND MATE ♟️

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #OHOHOHOHOHHOOHHO AN EPISODEEEEE #Wow just out the gate she wants the biggest secret he has (I wonder what it is?????) #Be vulnerable or die. Seems like you’re already doing the first so just lean into it #Ada “😓 can barely watch Montresor like this ohooooooo” oh boi #I had the exact same thought process as Prospero watching them 😂 #“No one knows more secrets than a queen.. Lenore” And there she is collecting secrets #“Louder. So they can hear” OOOOOOOOOOO “And what I want right now is for you to beg” AAAAAAAA “For the thrill” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #ANNABEL YOU’RE SO COOL #His disdainful expression while he’s begging goddamn 🫢🫢🫢🫢 #Look Monty they care about you (I guess) try caring about them for once #POSH BESTIES MOMENT AAAA THEY’RE SO CUTE TOGETHER (PLATONIC) #Seriously like the ep. 71 hand moment and the ep. 80 hug and now this like Posh Besties is so cute #I wonder what the favor could beeeeeeee #Also hi all the suitor armor fans amongst us how’re we fEELING #:D I for one am feeling like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #And that’s all I’ll say :’D

[wickedcriminal]

So both Hiccups manage to be born in February 29th five years apart in your au?! Damn they must love that's another thing they have to share lol

ASFHKGFGJK OH I MISCALCULATED THE 4 YEAR GAP 😂😂 THAT WENT RIGHT OVER MY HEAD 😂

BUT I CAN STILL WORK WITH THIS!! In reality, Elder's birthday is actually on the 28th, and he and Younger share it on normal years! But on Leap Years Stoick and Valhallarama simply wait a day and celebrate both boys' birthdays on the 29th instead LMAO

What's the point of two whole birthdays when you can just share? (said no sibling ever AJDHDJAK)

#that's what my brother and i did when we were kids 😂 we're 5 days apart in May so mom would throw us a single birthday party in between #to save money #i wouldn't put it past berk to put the boys on the same day whether or not they shared it #half brothers au #hbau #ask #Fate WOULD have it that they're born on the exact same day #but alas they'll have to settle for close enough 😌