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pt1/ 𝐼𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝓃𝒹, 𝒾𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 𝒾𝓉

Konig Cod x Reader

/military, cursing, flirting, anxiety, guns/

The gif is not mine.

Please don’t copy my story!

English is not my first language 😭

Your fingertips were digging into the counter you were leaning at, and the gun shop you were working at was empty and it was pretty late, almost midnight.

You were bored you didn’t know what to do because your shift ends in fucking two hours so the only thing that you could do was waiting for your shift to end and hoping no other customer will come in the gun shop because you barely have the nerve to deal with anyone today anymore.

You were tired and the only thing you wanted to do right now is laying in your bed and take a nice nap.

Meanwhile Konig discussed with his team members Ghost, Keegan, soap and Horangi who goes into the Gun Shop to buy new Attachments for their weapons. Ghost groaned annoyed.

“Konig you should go in, i mean you need to fix your social skills..so go in” Konigs eyes widened and he couldn’t believe this. Him? He? He should go in and take the order? Oh jesus. Everyone agreed so, no turning back.

With shaky legs, he walked to the door from the gun shop and opened it with shaky hands. When he opened the door a quite ring was to hear. He stepped into the shop and his blue eyes met yours. A woman ?! Oh how bad!! And then even a good looking woman no no no no! He was freaking out.

As soon as the door got pulled open your eyes immediately flinched to the door. Blue eyes met yours, a bit hidden behind a mask. Like the other costumers a Military men.

You stood back more firmly and cleared your throat, somehow you felt nervous. You never felt that way. You always were firm and confident. But as soon as you looked into this blue eyes, you felt small.

God he was tall, really fucking tall. This men barely fit through the door. Damn..

He walked closer to the counter and you had to look up at him. His smell spread quickly in the small shop where you working at. He gulped and started to speak first.

“Hello..uhh..i..i need something..no not something i need a few attachments for my weapons..” God he felt like a fool, he never felt that nervous before. Yes of course he has anxiety issues but he always could talk with other people.

You smiled a bit amused, you instantly knew that he was nervous and felt uncomfortable.

“Yes i thought thats the reason why you are here..so…for what weapons you need the attachments?” You asked soft and kind.

He liked your voice, you sounded cute and he could definitely listen to your voice a long time. He took a deep breath. Don’t mess this up now konig! He thought to himself, he can’t fuck this up. Not when you look so pretty and beautiful.

“Uh i have the names from anything i need here on this list…” He spoke a bit more confident. It’s a bit easier for him knowing he is alone with you in this shop.

You took the list and nodded your head. You looked at the stuff he needed.

“Hm well we have everything here, lucky you heh?” You said kind and you gave him a soft smile. You put the list back on the counter and grabbed for all the stuff he needed.

“For what base you are working sir?” You asked and he crossed his arms.

“Uh well for the Task Force 141” He answered qick. You liked how calm his voice was. And you can hear a accent out of his voice. So he isn’t American?

You nodded your head and put some of the stuff on the counter.

“There you go, think thats everything you need!” He looked at the items and you took it as a chance to look at him again. He was focused on the stuff. You looked at his arms, jesus his muscles flexed through his military camouflage shirt.

“Yeah that should be everything…” He mumbled and you smiled.

“Great, im gonna put everything in a…big bag?” You asked him and his eyes met yours again. You gulped. He was good looking, even when you couldn’t see his face, you just knew he was.

He couldn’t tell what it was, he enjoyed to look at you. He liked to listen at your cute soft voice. He never felt that way before. And for gods sake that makes him angry, he wants to know what that feeling is.

“Uh yeah..would be perfect..” He spoke while still holding intense eye contact. You nodded your head. He was making you nervous, really nervous.

He watched you pulling out a large bag. You looked tiny in his eyes. Of course you do, he was 6’10 feet tall. He had an amused smile behind his mask. Something inside of him wants to tease you.

Konig would never thought that way about any other woman, he hated love. He never even had sex, yea of course he made out with a few girls but sex? He felt way too scared for that.

You were a stupid girl back then and lost your virginity to your ex boyfriend, he just used you. Since then you never let any other man back into your heart or under your skin.

“The bag sir…” He looked down at your pretty face. You held the bag up for him. He took the bag and you smiled.

“So, does your base take the payment?” You asked him and he had no clue. He felt embarrassed.

“Uh well…” He mumbled embarrassed and you put your hand on your mouth..amused.

“I see you never did that before?” He shaked his head and sighs.

“No…” He saw how you tried not to laugh, and somehow he finds that even more adorable.

“Your base will pay for all of this..don’t worry…” Your voice sounded amused but still kind. He let out a relieved sigh. If he had to pay all this, he would be poor now.

“Ah okay…sorry…” He apologized? Why that? You giggled and put your hands up a bit.

“No need to be sorry. It’s fine really.” Your giggle made him shiver. What was that feeling? He felt attached to you. He thought of you having a boyfriend. Does she?

“So..you need anything more or thats it?” And his mind instantly screamed at him. He wants to ask you for your number. But he was way too nervous. Fuck! Oh how he hates that stupid anxiety!

“No…thats all…thank you” He face palmed himself in his thoughts. Ask her konig! Oh His other teammates would definitely made fun of him, or laugh at him. He was such a fool.

“Alright then..have a good afternoon!” You said and he turned around. You felt a bit sad. You liked him. But you gave yourself a promise to not let anyone in again. But your grandma said you should give love a last try. Just one last chance. And he felt different.

He took a deep breath and his head turned around to look at you again. Have the fucking balls konig! Do it!

“Actually…there is one more thing..” Your eyes filled up with hope.

“What is it?” You asked curiously and he walked back to you.

“Could I…maybe..get your number?” He did it. He just did it. He couldn’t believe himself. And so do you.

You were speechless for a bit. He asked for your number? Should you give it to him?

“I…Sorry I shouldn’t have asked that…” He said and wanted just to run away out of embarrassment.

“I..No..No it’s fine…I wouldn’t…mind giving you my number..” You said and grabbed nervous for your phone.

He couldn’t believe this. He will definitely tell his friends about this.

“You don’t have your phone with you right now..right?” You knew he probably is in duty. And he nodded his head.

You took out a piece of paper and write down your own number. You didn’t knew if you are just getting played at again. But you don’t want to be the naive Woman anymore.

“Here you go…” He took the piece of paper and smiled under his baklava.

“Yeah..Thanks i will write you when i have my phone back” His voice, oh how hot his voice were. You didnt knew when you had those kind of thoughts again, but he just..he just triggers that side in you.

You smiled and nodded your head.

“Alright..have..a good afternoon…sir”

“Konig…”

Konig. His name. It was special, just like his accent.

“Your name?” He got more confident and comfortable.

“Uhh…It’s Venus” You said ashamed and he smiled.

“I need to go now…gonna text you later”

“Yes.. Have a good afternoon…Konig”

“You too…Venus” And after that he left the gun store. And you instantly started to freak out.

Omgomgomg! How could that happen?! Thats crazy! I mean he is crazy! Or am i crazy? Oh my..

You opened the door from your small apartment and stepped inside. You closed the door behind you and took off your high heels.

You took your Jacket off and put in on the right place. You locked the door and felt something soft at your leg rubbing.

You looked down and saw your sweet little kitten. You smiled wide and kneeled down to pat him.

“Hey JJ…” You said soft and in a sweet tone. Your Kitten purred and you giggled.

“Someone’s hungry hm?” You stood back up and walked to your kitchen and gave your Kitten something to eat and something to drink. After that you walked to your bed and just took your clothes off, except your panties. Your nightdress layed on your bed and you put it on.

You turned on some Leds and the big light you turned off. Time for your Comfortable big bed you dreamed about at work.

You let yourself fall down onto the bed and crawled on it. You took the blanked and covered your body. And then you remembered when your phone made a noice. Konig. Your hands grabbed instantly for your phone and you saw an unknown number.

“Hey, it’s me Konig, sorry it’s a bit late now. I wouldn’t wonder if you weren’t awake tho”

You smiled at your screen and unlocked the phone.

Konig smiled when he saw you read his message. He was a bit surprised that you still were awake tho.

“Heyy! No no don’t worry i just got home from work!”

“Really? It’s late, you really work that long?”

And yes He was right. It’s almost 2 Am.

“How did you got home?”

How you got home? You walked. It is risky but your car is broken so you had no other chance.

“Well, my car is broken..so i had to walk”

“You walked?! Alone?!”

“Yeah..”

He couldn’t believe this when he read that you really just walked home all by yourself. He gulped. Now or never.

“I can walk you home tomorrow if you want?”

Your eyes widened and your Jaw dropped. He? What?

“But your work?”

“Its Friday, i don’t work that long on Fridays so all good”

“Really? You wouldn’t mind?”

“Nahh…not really, it’s risky for a woman to be that late all alone”

You smiled again. God he just made you smile that easily??

“Well…Then you can be at my work at 1:30 Am”

He smirked a bit. God he never felt that way before.

“Alright…See you tomorrow at 1:30”

“See you…And sleep well!”

“Yeah you too :)”

You smiled and put your phone away. JJ jumped on the bed and made noises.

“Cuddles?” You whispered and opened your blanket so he could lay next to you.

When JJ layed next to you, you covered him in the blanket as well and layed your hand on him to pet him.

You kissed his head and closed your eyes. You fell asleep to the small noises fron Your kitten. And thinking about konig…..

THAT WAS THE FIRST PART YALL!!!!

PART TWO WILL COME SOOOON!!!

Thanks for reading!!!🫶🏻

Shoutouts to @no-onespecial and @alltangledupinmywebs for their help! 🥹♥️

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The DNI that made you do math to use it?? 👀👀👀

Youre the first one who asked, so you get the answer.

This person was one of the other two weirdos from the Half Life RP discord server i teased at in this post earlier this week:

Once again, i want to disclaimer that this is not a callout post, I will not be giving any details that could be used to identify this person, and I will not be posting screenshots this time because they are still active on tumblr afaik. I dont want this to be used to bully anybody, this is just meant to be my personal experience with my specific side of this story. You can DM me directly or throw in a private answer request in an ask if you want screenshots, but only people i already know and trust not to cyberbully them will get a direct link to the DNI. The person in the story I linked is no longer active anywhere online, which is why I provided screenshots in that story.

And before i lay out the DNI details, I just want to say... there is a FINE LINE between requesting accommodations for a mental illness and infantilizing yourself. I can handle the former just fine, I will do all I can to help, but if you're a grown-ass adult babying yourself and then going "waa im autistic i cant do anything" i have ZERO tolerance for that. Buddy, I'm autistic, and I'm telling you to grow the fuck up.

Yeah, this person was one of those. They were over 18, and had public breakdowns about how everything was just soooo hard for them and everybody else was being problematic and ableist for *checks notes* asking them to wait in a line that was a little long for a new phone plan. Real example, they were screaming and crying in the vent channel because the line at a verizon store was a little long, and implying their father was ableist for asking them to wait for 20 minutes. Buddy, there are some things you JUST need to deal with in the real world regardless of whatever mental soup you have going on. If your autism is that bad, the solution is looking into things like noise canceling headphones, sunglasses, etc. But the world will not stop having lines that you just need to wait in sometimes because you dont like them.

I know that sounds harsh, but they werent exactly the type of person im willing to give the benefit of the doubt to. The majority of their problems were entirely their own fault, and they were clearly enabling and feeding the harder parts of their autism rather than doing anything in the way of learning to cope with it. I am terrified of spiders, like full on panic-inducing terrified of them, but I throw hands at them instead of running or freezing up. One time, I posted a photo of this gigantic-ass spider that was in my dorm room after I screamed and squashed it with my heavy duty winter outdoor patrol boots (im a security guard, not a cop, before anyone draws the wrong conclusion from that), and they proceeded to vague about me IN THE SAME SERVER about how problematic and insensitive i am for triggering their arachnophobia. My brother in christ when did you ever say you were triggered by spiders? Do you expect me to read your fucking mind?

Another instance was when they asked for the role to access the nsfw channel. They were over 18, so it was granted. They then got mad at us whenever we got horny on main in the sex channel because they were only there for the dirty jokes (that were posted in the main server anyway because none of us consider JOKES to be inappropriate). They literally asked for the sex channel role and then claimed we were being problematic because we talked about sex in the sex channel when they were uncomfortable with sex. And they had borderline puritan attitudes around sex. They acted like sex was icky and gross and should never be discussed around them lest it corrupt their pure innocent soul. Yeah thats your own fault chief, grow the fuck up.

Some lightning round stories: they broke up with their boyfriend purely because he liked "irredeemable media" and when said boyfriend said they were being a total dick for that, they proceeded to whine and cry that he was actually being abusive and terrible for being upset that he was dumped over the fucking movies he liked of all things. They once sat outside their little siblings recital and complained that their parents were problematic for not charging their switch enough because it died at the same recital they couldnt be assed to sit in for because "waaaa its too boring and thats bad for my autism." Didnt even TRY, just sat outside the door playing switch and then complained that their parents didnt charge their switch enough. Can you not plug something into a wall your damn self.

Needless to say, i didnt like them very much. I can handle legitimate accommodations, but they were just so self-infantilising that they gave the rest of us a bad name. Your autism is not an excuse to act like a fucking baby. You are not made of porcelain, you will not shatter at the slightest touch, being uncomfortable is a part of life youre going to have to deal with. Its not your autism at this point, youre a grown-ass adult who throws a tantrum when the line is a little long. GROW. UP.

Now that that rants over, lets get into what the DNI on their blog was like, because this behavior from them that I just outlined really contextualizes it.

Their DNI had two tiers. The first was "red flags," which meant that if you met any one of them you apparently werent allowed to interact. Of this included your typical nazis, pedophiles, terfs, and... beastars fans. No word of a lie. Being a fan of beastars was apparently just as bad as being a nazi. What did my boy legosi do to you? (Side note: i am forever enamored with how these people seem to think that theres people out there who both self-identify as nazis and would respect a DNI. I didnt even respect that DNI. I didnt interact with them because i thought they were a terrible person, but i did not take that DNI seriously. I was openly posting about beastars in the same server LMAO) and it wasn't just beastars, there was a ton of media that i didnt even know had discourse around them that they listed as red flags if you ever touched. Amazing.

The second tier was "yellow flags" which meant that you werent allowed to interact if you met any 3 or more of them. Here was mostly media, including homestuck fans, neil gaiman fans (WHAT DID NEIL DO TO YOU), and harry potter iirc. (WHY DID YOU SINGLE OUT BEASTARS?? WHAT DID MY BOY LEGOSI DO TO YOU) my favourite part of this though, was that republicans were listed under yellow flags. Apparently its worse to be a beastars fan than a republican. We arent gonna fucking make it

#ramblings

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